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مسلسل Derry Girls مترجم - Episode 2
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00:15I feel it in my fingers, cause I feel it in my toes
00:24Love is all around me, and so the feeling grows
00:33It's written in the wind, it's everywhere I go
00:38Sweet Jesus.
00:41So if you really love me, come on and let it show
00:46Could I not ban this one?
00:48Let me see...
00:51And it's love, the power of love, all you need is love
00:54How deep is your love, it must have been love
00:56I want to know what love is, I always love you
01:00No, sister, you don't
01:05Put it on the list
01:12Wonderful girls, lovely stuff
01:15Before I dismiss you for the weekend, a few announcements
01:17On Monday morning, several of our year 13s will face their GCSE mass reset
01:24Now I know how daunting reset examinations can be
01:28So if anyone is feeling anxious or worried, or even if you just want to chat
01:32Please, please do not come crying to me
01:36Let me see what else...
01:37Come on, come on, come on, the fuck?
01:39Notice from Mr. Macaulay
01:41This year's destination for the Eurotrotters trip will be dramatic pause
01:49Did you actually want me to do the dramatic pause?
01:54Interesting
01:56Paris, it's going to be Paris
01:58If you need any further information, there is a stall in the foyer
02:03Sadly, I am unable to come on this one as I despise the French
02:21The French fella, that's what I want to do
02:23Nation of right
02:25My family's going to finally just thinking about it
02:27Could you not use that word, Michelle?
02:29What, Fanny?
02:30Why do you always have to be so coarse?
02:31What's the big deal? We all have one
02:33I don't
02:33You are one
02:35Of course, Beckett left in Paris
02:37And if anybody's influenced my writing, it is
02:40What, Brenda Beckett from 12A?
02:42No, not Brenda Beckett
02:43Beckett, Beckett
02:45If we go to Paris, I'd like to meet Nicole
02:47Who's Nicole?
02:48For God's sake
02:49How many times?
02:50It's just an ad
02:51She's not a real person
02:52Neither is Papa
02:53Be good conversation practice as well
02:55You know, for the orals
02:57Which'll be the only oral that you...
02:59Yeah, okay, Michelle
03:00You'll let me finish?
03:02Well, I sense where you're going
03:04Hello, Jobs
03:05Oh, God
03:06Don't tell me, Shirley, Kevin has gone
03:09She is dying about herself
03:11Oh, I'm so good looking
03:12Oh, I'm so popular
03:13If there ever was a more shallow, self-absorbed gem in the unpleasant human man...
03:19Hi, Aaron
03:20Hi
03:22Good
03:22Not too bad
03:24Can't complain
03:25Is the answer I'd have given a few
03:27As to who I was
03:29Right
03:29Are you signing up for Paris?
03:31I can't convince that lot to come
03:34Looks like I'm gonna need someone to hang out with
03:37It would be an honour
03:40Okay
03:40Well, I'll see you later then
03:42You will, Charlene
03:44Indeed you will
03:45Did you hear that?
03:47The Charlene Gavin
03:48Wants to hang around with little old me
03:51You know what I admire most about you, Aaron?
03:53Your unshakable principles
03:57Bonjour
03:57Toutes les monde
03:59Comment allez-vous
04:00Wise up, Jenny
04:01Where do we sign?
04:03Hold on
04:03Stole the fucking ball
04:05375 quid
04:06Are you for real?
04:08What?
04:09375 point each?
04:11Isn't there some sort of group?
04:13It's not club 18 to 30
04:14Where's the pity?
04:15It's a bit steep, Jenny
04:16Just dip into your trust fund
04:18I do it all the time
04:20Our what?
04:21It's like an account your parents set up for you to help pay for things like university, your first car,
04:26educational trips
04:28I did not know about this
04:30Did you know about this?
04:32Oh, is that a fuck?
04:33Trust funds, you say?
04:36Interesting
04:38Dip into your trust fund, of course, no bother at all
04:41Passes in the phone, I just need to ring the bank
04:467654321, that's the account number and the password
04:48What is it again?
04:49What was it now?
04:50Oh, aye
04:51Catch yourself on
04:52Dad, for God's sake, will you turn that down?
04:55I have turned it down, it's at zero
04:57I don't know how he does it
04:59Are you telling me I don't have a trust fund?
05:01There you go, you're not as slow as you look
05:03Do I have a trust fund, Mary?
05:05Listen, girls, there are no trust funds
05:07There are no funds, period
05:08For God's sake
05:11Okay, that's one portion of redfish, one portion of whitefish
05:14Two bags of chips
05:15No, no, no
05:16Two bags won't be enough
05:18Two's plenty, Joe
05:19Four
05:20Four should cover us
05:21Three, then
05:22We'll compromise
05:23I'll compromise you through that window
05:24That's enough, dear
05:25A tight bastard trying to starve us all, Mary
05:28Okay
05:28Four bags of chips, then
05:30And I want twelve chicken nuggets, a small battered hot dog
05:33Plenty of onions, plenty of...
05:35Get a move on, Daddy
05:36With that chippy
05:36Well, it's every man for himself on a Friday night
05:38I am trying to concentrate here, and...
05:40All right, Mammy
05:41All right, love
05:42Did you ask about the trust fund?
05:45I don't have one
05:46I take it that means I don't have one
05:48For the love of God
05:50Will four bags be enough?
05:52More than enough
05:53I say we'd need five to be safe, do you not think that?
05:56Stick down, five
05:58Five bags of chips, then?
05:59I love a chicken phillip burger
06:00No lettuce, no tomato, no cheese
06:02I'd just write plain, will I?
06:04No onions, no cucumber
06:05One plain
06:06No relish, no pickles, no mayonnaise
06:07No chicken
06:08What do you mean, no chicken?
06:10Get that
06:13It's a chicken burger, of course I want chicken
06:16What are you?
06:18A simpleton?
06:18Who?
06:19No chicken
06:22Uncle call him
06:23Well, I'm not taking it, I've been stung once already this week
06:26And aren't forty-five minutes talking about his new shoelaces?
06:29I'm not sure I've stopped answering my phone altogether for fear it's him, Mary
06:33Will you take it, Dad?
06:34No chance, love
06:35I mean, I know I shouldn't say this about me own brother, but by Christ he's a boring bastard
06:39Well, is somebody going to take it or not?
06:42Don't you but take it!
06:42Mess of the cheek, you
06:45How's it going, Colm?
06:47Would you ever think of going cordless?
06:49I was brave and cold earlier, that's true
06:52Shanna Sharkey went cordless and she's like a new woman now, Gerry
06:55No, it's not as cold now
06:56She can make a call from her living room, from her kitchen, from her bedroom
07:02Right, look, Colm, I don't have long, we're setting to the chippy here
07:05And the other night, writing this as no word of a lie, she rang me from the bath
07:09These cordless phones are the future
07:11What?
07:13Oh my God
07:15What's up?
07:15Our column's in the police station
07:17Last night, two gunmen forced their way into his house, tied him up, stole his van
07:22Dirty bastards
07:23Oh God, love you, you poor critter
07:26You ought to come straight round here, do you hear me?
07:28Of course, of course
07:31Is he alright?
07:33He is traumatised, Gerry
07:36He'll take a stick and kidney pie
07:39Do you think five bags will be enough?
07:42Oh shit
07:47Seven bags of chips, twelve chicken nuggets, one small battered hot dog, one plain chicken burger
07:56Give me that
07:56Mate
07:58Thank you, Vanilla
08:00Alright, any joy with the trust fund?
08:02Nah, according to my ma, we're actually quite poor
08:04Aye, I think we might be as well
08:06What's yours?
08:07Uh, can I please get one fish supper and one cowboy special please, Vanilla, thank you please
08:11I'll be ready when it's ready
08:13Well, Jenny Joyce was talking through your fat hole about this trust fund thing
08:16What's yours?
08:17Don't rush me, Vanilla
08:19Where the fuck are we gonna get the money for Paris now?
08:22We could sell our organs
08:23We could
08:24We could sell our organs
08:26Or, and forgive me if this is a bit left field, but could we not, you know, get jobs?
08:31There are no jobs in Derry, that's all you ever hear anybody say
08:34So what are these?
08:37I've never really looked at this before
08:38I just assumed they were all dead cat posters
08:40Missing cat posters?
08:42If you're an optimist
08:43I'm not sure if I'd be suited to any of these, they're all very practical and I'm just more creative
08:48You're more of a slabber
08:55For fuck's sake, I think other people are onto this thing here's
08:59Oi, I'm not asking you again
09:00A large curry body, Vanilla, and don't be shy with the salt now
09:03What about doing lamey?
09:04Well, Deco
09:07I'm okay, thanks
09:08What?
09:09I don't really want anything
09:10You don't want anything
09:12How could you not want anything? It's lovely
09:13I just don't really fancy it, that's all
09:15I don't understand
09:16Are you not feeling well, James?
09:18I don't like it, okay?
09:20It's too greasy, it's much, much too greasy
09:24Even the smell of it makes me feel physically sick
09:29I'm sorry that you had to hear that, Vanilla
09:32You're a fucking embarrassment
09:33Get him out of here
09:35You heard the woman?
09:40There was a knock at the door
09:42This must have been, ach, we're talking eight, half eight
09:46For I was halfway through me dinner
09:48And up I got to open it
09:50And there they both were, large as life
09:54And the taller fella, though to be fair, there was no more than an inch in it
09:59Jesus wept
10:00The slightly taller fella, he says to me, says he, do you know who we are?
10:05How's the body supposed to enjoy his dinner?
10:07And I says to him, says I, well, I can't be sure now, but maybe if you took off the
10:12ball of clavas
10:13And then he says to me, the slightly taller fella does, he says, step aside, we are armed
10:19And that's when the smaller fella, although as I say, we're talking an inch
10:25Mummy, make it stop
10:26An inch and a half at most
10:27I need a drink
10:28He has the bright idea of tying me to the radiator, you see
10:31And I remember saying to myself, says I, Colm, it's a good job you have the economy seven on the
10:38old timer
10:39Or you'd be roasted here
10:40Did you go for the economy seven in the end, Colm? I thought you says the hot water sentence where
10:44mine failed
10:45It's a love of God, Sarah, no diversions
10:47Aye, come on, let's pick it up
10:48They tied you to the heater
10:49They did indeed
10:50And there I am, shackled to the thermostatic valve with me new shoelaces
10:55When one of them, the smaller fella, or hang on, maybe it was the...
11:00Doesn't matter, Colm
11:00Well, it was one of the two
11:02He's looking for the keys to the van
11:04Oh, ranting and raving and getting himself all worked up
11:07Threatening to set fire to me good chaise long and all sorts
11:11By Jesus, they were absolutely desperate to borrow their own van
11:15Colm, they didn't borrow your van, they stole your van, used to move arms across the border and then they
11:21blew it up
11:22Aye, nightmare altogether
11:24Or diabolique, as they say in France
11:26Or you're still not going to Paris, as they say in Derry
11:29Och, well, I'm delighted for you, Colm
11:32What?
11:32Well, I just mean that, well, before he had nothing really going for him, but now, well, now he is
11:41somebody
11:41Now he's the fella that got tied to his own radiator
11:44Thanks, Sarah
11:45We should ring your TV, get them to do an interview
11:48When Shauna Sharkey was interviewed, do you mind the time when her brother got hijacked?
11:53Well, Fanula gave her free chips for a month
11:55You're not joking
11:56Honest to God
11:57I'll go
12:02You will never guess what she's done this time, Erin
12:05Did she knock the notice board from the chip shop, Claire?
12:11You're unbelievable
12:13Vanilla was right the back cashing up
12:14I sneaked in, yanked it off the wall, and away I went
12:18I was like a thief in the night
12:21You weren't like a thief in the night
12:23You actually were a thief in the night
12:25And you stole from Vanilla, of all people
12:28Vanilla
12:28I once saw her punch a Rottweiler, Michelle
12:31If she finds out about this, she'll kill you
12:33Kill us?
12:35You're an accessory after the fact now, my friend
12:37Oh, God
12:38Can I ask why he stole the notice board?
12:40So we get first dibs in all the jobs?
12:42Wouldn't it have been easier to just remove the notices?
12:45They're only blue tacked on
12:49Fuck off, dickweed
12:50Christ, what possessed you, Michelle?
12:52Yeah
12:53The more I talk about it, and the more I sober up
12:55The less sure I am, really
12:57You are drunk!
12:58Bring it!
13:00Look, we're not like Jenny Joyce
13:02Nobody's just gonna hand us things
13:04But that doesn't mean we shouldn't have things
13:07Come on, Claire
13:10I know how much you've dreamed of seeing the Arctip
13:13Whatever the fuck it's called
13:16James
13:17I know how much you want to practice that shit out of the past participle
13:21Orla
13:24You really, really boss off those Renault Cleo ads
13:27Are you here?
13:29Well
13:31You're just riding Charlene Kevna
13:33I'm not riding her
13:34I just think it might be time I moved on friendship-wise
13:37You are aware you're talking your current friends
13:41We can't give up on Paris
13:43Let's do this, girls
13:44Let's just make it happen
13:45God, I've never seen you so fired up
13:47I will buck a French lad, Erin
13:49I will buck a French lad, so help me God
13:54So
13:55Firstly, we have the tutoring
13:57And out of every one
13:58I thought you might be best suited to that, Claire
14:01Because
14:01I'm the brightest
14:02Well
14:03In that conventional sort of way, I suppose
14:05There's also some babysitting
14:07The child will be in bed
14:08So
14:09You should just about be able to manage that, Michelle
14:11Oh, thanks
14:12And you should just about be able to manage this
14:14Always the lady
14:16There's also some gardening
14:17Mowing a lawn, etc
14:19This will require a bit of muscle, so
14:22You should take that one, Orla
14:25No
14:25I should do that one
14:26It's a man's job, Erin
14:28I'm a man
14:28That's debatable
14:29Well
14:30Well, I'm more of a man than Orla
14:31I do not accept that
14:33Come on, Erin
14:34Fine
14:35So that leaves dog walking and washing a car
14:38Is that a real clue?
14:40No
14:40I'll take the dogs
14:43Okay
14:46Let's go to work
15:11Let's go to work
15:22Fuckers
15:22How did you find out?
15:23Doesn't matter how
15:24She found out, Michelle, that's not what's important
15:26What's important is the fact that we are all deeply
15:28Her mother rang me
15:29You told your ma
15:31Okay
15:32I cracked
15:33I couldn't handle it
15:34And I cracked
15:35For fuck's sake, Claire
15:36Enough
15:37Where do we go from here?
15:39Mary, look
15:41You're family
15:42Well, you're good people
15:43Well, you're decent people
15:45But I have to set an example
15:47No
15:48Dear God, no
15:49You're not talking about a ban
15:51Yes
15:52Let's call it a suspension
15:53I'm sorry, Mary
15:54Oh, Fanula, what about you?
15:57I thought I could smell vinegar
15:58I'm just on my way to meet our column here
16:01I'm a nervous wreck
16:04We're doing this interview, you see, for UTV
16:06I'm gonna be on UTV, Fanula
16:08Save your breath, Sarah
16:10There'll be no free chips
16:12There'll be no chips full stop
16:13Excuse me?
16:14What do you expect me to do on a Friday, Fanula?
16:16Cook?
16:17You expect me to cook?
16:19You can order a pizza
16:19Pizza is not as nice
16:21No
16:21You are right
16:22Orla
16:23Pizza's not as nice
16:24Maybe you should have all thought about that
16:28Is there nothing we can do?
16:33So, not only are we not going to Paris
16:36We're spending our Sunday scrubbing Fanula's fucking fish hole for free
16:39Aye, and she'll be back from yoga soon, so get a chef done
16:42It's slave labouring
16:43It's worse than slave labour, we're not even getting paid
16:46Look, Mammy had to cut some sort of deal
16:48Would living without fried food really be so bad?
16:52Yes!
16:53She wouldn't actually have banned us she was bluffing
16:55She's not bluffing, Michelle
16:57It's just that she banned the McGuigan twins
16:59Seriously?
16:59Sure, that's why they lost all the weight
17:02Right, girls
17:03No dicking about
17:07We need to leave this place fucking spotless
17:09We are young
17:12We run green
17:14Keep our tea
17:15Nice and clean
17:17See our friends
17:19See the sights
17:20Feel alright
17:22We wake up
17:25We go out
17:26Smoke and play
17:28Put it out
17:30See our friends
17:31See the sights
17:33Feel alright
17:37Are we like you
17:40I can't be sure
17:42I'm missing
17:44If she turns
17:46We are straight
17:47Fuck this
17:49Fuck this
17:59It's...
18:00Still sticky?
18:02Are you...
18:03Why is it still sticky?
18:06Is it worse than when we started?
18:11I think it might be, yeah?
18:13Great
18:14Oh, I see
18:15Yeah
18:16This isn't Winderling
18:18This is...
18:20This is mayonnaise
18:22Great work, folks
18:25Absolutely brilliant
18:26Well done, everyone
18:28It's been a productive morning
18:31Then...
18:31Manua will be absolutely thrilled
18:39Love out
18:40What?
18:41And then, it's going to be...
18:57I don't know what it is
19:01What?
19:02Where'd you get all this?
19:03Vanilla's cupboard.
19:04I think she might have a bit of a problem.
19:07You think vanilla might have a bit of a problem?
19:09Put it away and get back downstairs now.
19:12Sit yourselves down and have a wee drink.
19:13No, Michelle, it's wrong.
19:15So are those ski pants, Claire, but that doesn't stop you pulling over your hole this morning.
19:19Wait for it.
19:23Michelle!
19:24Don't be such a shower of boar bags.
19:29Sláinte, motherfuckers!
19:30No, no, no, no, no, no!
19:31Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
19:45Are you throwing alcohol on it?
19:46Are you actually throwing alcohol on it?
19:49And what none of God are you doing saving it?
20:12Wow.
20:13On a scale of one to ten, how dare you think we are?
20:24Is this the truth, Mummy?
20:26Erin, if you expect me to believe that Michelle tripped while carrying a centre candle, you must think I'd come
20:32up the foil in a bubble.
20:32My uncle still finds it all quite difficult to talk about.
20:35It's my bit!
20:36It's my bit!
20:37What are we gonna do?
20:39Oh, for God's sake, Mary, would you look?
20:41You're missing my big moment.
20:42Two gunmen of roughly the same height kicked his door down and tied him to the radiator with his own
20:50shoelaces.
20:51He'd barely had those shoelaces a week, John.
20:55They threatened him with physical violence.
20:57They threatened to burn his house down before manhandling...
21:11Why would two gunmen break under the chipping?
21:14Ah!
21:15I'm really hot!
21:16They're such a pussy.
21:17What were they looking for?
21:18Chips, obviously.
21:19They were looking for the keys to the van.
21:21Keep up, Erin.
21:22Do you think we should knock them about a bit?
21:24No.
21:25Nothing drastic.
21:26Just a few slaps.
21:28I said no, Sarah.
21:29What?
21:29Not even the week eight, though?
21:31I'm not gay.
21:32Okay.
21:33That's a death.
21:34Really?
21:35I hate to be a health and safety stickler, but surely you're not actually planning on leaving us like this,
21:39are you?
21:42Back to work.
21:43Back to work.
21:44Back to work.
21:45I hate you.
22:01Back to work.
22:02Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, it's locked.
22:12What the fuck's going on here exactly?
22:15OK.
22:17All right.
22:19Well, what happened was...
22:23Michelle was carrying the Santa candle.
22:29It's just not as nice.
22:37No, you're never gonna get it.
22:38Ow!
22:39Never, ever gonna get it.
22:41No, not this time.
22:42No, you're never gonna get it.
22:43My love.
22:44Never, never gonna get it.
22:46No, you're never gonna get it.
22:48Ow!
22:49Never, ever gonna get it.
22:51Not this time.
22:52No, you're never gonna get it.
22:53My love.
22:54Never, ever gonna get it.
23:02You
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