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00:12Your food is ready.
00:15Amazing.
00:17One mixed brew.
00:19Wow.
00:20One biryani.
00:24Orkadol.
00:25Great.
00:26And some naan.
00:28Enjoy your meal.
00:29Let us know if you would like anything else.
00:30Can I have some more water?
00:31Yeah, sure.
00:44Oh my god, Yasmin.
00:47What the fuck?
00:50What are you doing here?
00:52What are you doing here?
00:54Oh yeah, you come here every year on Eid, don't you?
00:57I totally forgot.
00:59You forgot?
01:00Yeah.
01:01I'm just here picking up some food.
01:03Right.
01:04What a coincidence.
01:07Actually, do you mind if I...
01:11What's happening?
01:14I just told you I'm just here to pick up some food.
01:15On the other side of London.
01:17On the other side of London.
01:17At 9.30.
01:18On Eid.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Don't eat that.
01:22Why not?
01:23You won't like it.
01:25I think I know what I like.
01:25It's chicken, not lamb.
01:29Why would you get the chicken?
01:30Trying new things.
01:31Is that okay?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Bit weird, because the lamb's a signature here, isn't it?
01:34Okay, so you're here because of the article.
01:36Can we stop pretending?
01:39I'm sorry, what article?
01:41Are you being serious right now?
01:44I'm sorry if I missed your...
01:45What is it, an article?
01:46That sounds fun.
01:47Tell me about it.
01:47You're doubling down on this.
01:49Great.
01:50Dude, you know how it's like.
01:52I got busy.
01:52You're busy.
01:53Well, I'm sure you're not fixated on everything that I'm doing, right?
01:56This is a strong take.
01:57I've got to hand it to you.
01:58I don't know what you mean.
01:59It sounds like you think I'm, like, killing myself to be something that I'm not.
02:03And you memorised it.
02:05That's sad.
02:06Who's that?
02:06Oh, you're sad.
02:07I'm not sad.
02:08I've been having a great time.
02:09I've been swapping out political art for vanilla distraction.
02:12Can you stop quoting my article, please?
02:14Which is inherently a fun thing to do.
02:15And it's not even about you, actually.
02:16Oh, it's not about me?
02:17Hmm.
02:18Full disclosure, Charlotte Eve and I know one another and have spent time together socially?
02:22Is that how you're going to describe our relationship?
02:26That's how she described our relationship, all right?
02:27And you calm down.
02:29These people are not your audience.
02:30You're ruining their dinner and mine.
02:32This is revenge porn, man.
02:33This is revenge porn dressed up as an identity politics and pop culture think piece.
02:37Is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over?
02:40Yeah.
02:40Actually, it is.
02:41That's a sub-genre of revenge porn.
02:43Yeah, it is.
02:44It doesn't matter what kind of porn it is.
02:45Delete that now!
02:47Delete that or I'll break your fucking nose with it.
02:49Yeah, it's good.
02:50And the deleted pics folder.
02:51What do you think?
02:51I'm fucking thick.
02:52Payton, man.
02:53That's a little bit, okay?
02:54Isn't that what you want?
02:55And that's not a private language here, you idiot.
02:58Dude, can you still eat it?
02:59If you wanted a selfie, you can talk to me.
03:01I'm very approachable.
03:01Okay, Uncle?
03:02Yeah, thank you.
03:03Dude, enjoy your milkshake.
03:04Thank you, yeah?
03:04Show's over.
03:05What are you doing?
03:06Are you kidding me?
03:07Enjoy your little fan.
03:07Come on, man.
03:08That's taking the...
03:09Have you really paid?
03:09Is she paid?
03:10Yes, I paid.
03:11And I'm the dramatic one.
03:12Okay, look.
03:13Time out, please.
03:14I just want to talk.
03:14Excuse me.
03:15After all this time.
03:16I'm sorry about that.
03:17Can we just have a chat?
03:18It's not right, man.
03:20It's not right.
03:21I'm here.
03:22I don't know what it takes to be caught.
03:23Hey!
03:25Fucking hell.
03:27Did you see that?
03:28Is there a back door?
03:30Where's the back door?
03:31I think they're here for me, right?
03:32Anyone?
03:33Fine, thanks.
03:34I'll find it myself.
03:35Wait.
03:36Where are you going?
03:39Sorry.
03:39Where are you going?
03:42Is there an exit?
03:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:44Go away, go away.
03:45It's not allowed.
03:46Not allowed, please.
03:47All right, thank you.
03:50Sorry.
03:50What are you doing?
03:51Are you not your mind?
03:52Okay, Captain.
03:55Hey, sir, don't not be here.
03:56I'm not trying to be there.
03:58I'm on my way out.
04:03Just me, slow down, man.
04:05Okay, slow down, please.
04:06Okay, I didn't...
04:07Charger, stop.
04:09Okay.
04:10Okay, sorry.
04:11I want to make that all wrong.
04:12I just wanted to see you.
04:13The last bit wasn't my fault.
04:16Come on now.
04:17That was crazy.
04:18You're crazy.
04:20Me?
04:21Come on, you knocked three people out just by staring at me.
04:24Hey, if you ever need a job, I could do with security.
04:28If you think that was fine, you have some serious issues.
04:32Better than you know.
04:32Book club for one.
04:33What kind of Eads is that, huh?
04:34How about your Ead?
04:35What?
04:35Crossing London to stalk your ex?
04:37You need help.
04:38You know what?
04:38I do.
04:39And you did help me.
04:41And I'm grateful, because it shows that you care.
04:43I do care, actually.
04:44What was for a beautiful lady?
04:45Is it?
04:47You know what?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:48I'll buy a rose.
04:50I should be dangling you, right?
04:52No.
04:53Please.
04:53What?
04:54How much are a rose?
04:55Five billion.
04:56Okay, that's a bit steep.
04:57I'll do 250 for her.
04:58You're embarrassing yourself.
05:00That's not the first time I would have done that for you, though, is it?
05:03I don't need a rose from you.
05:05You don't need anything from anyone.
05:06That's your problem, isn't it?
05:06No, just not from you, actually.
05:07My life's pretty great.
05:08Okay, if it's great, lend me five pounds.
05:10And I'll buy you a rose and we can stop from scratch.
05:13Five pounds is expensive.
05:16Hmm?
05:17You know, if you knew me at all, even though I hate roses.
05:22I remember that.
05:23I just...
05:23You've got to love the gesture, huh?
05:25You love the gesture.
05:27Guys, guys, why don't you come in for the best curry on Brick Lane?
05:2920% off for the lovely couple, eh?
05:31We're not a couple.
05:32But we used to be.
05:33She met my family.
05:34Yeah, I did, actually.
05:36And you know what?
05:37He made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first time when I met his dad.
05:40Well, not in a funder way.
05:41Just my dad's a bit of a, like, a little pervy uncle, mate.
05:45Listen, she was making out like I would have locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating.
05:48Yeah?
05:49She's putting all her cultural and family issues on me just because I'm brown.
05:51That's racist, isn't it?
05:52Isn't it more racist to be killing yourself to play a white neo-colonial MI6 agent?
05:56But if I played him, he wouldn't be white, would he?
05:58Yeah, but you would be.
05:59Guys, I've got an idea.
06:01Why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road?
06:03I think that's better for you.
06:04Don't you want to hear about how he brought a date to my friends and family screening?
06:07A date?
06:09That was not a date.
06:10She was a work colleague that I brought.
06:12She was shit in your mango tree flop.
06:14Guessing it wasn't enough to snog her on screen.
06:16Good for the career to be spotted out and about with her.
06:18God forbid anything come for that.
06:20Okay.
06:21Hadn't we broken up by then?
06:22Sure.
06:22That night was about me.
06:24Okay?
06:24And also, taking a break isn't the same as breaking up.
06:27Okay.
06:27So then how exactly would you define how we-
06:29Fucking cunt.
06:30Fuck.
06:30What?
06:31I left my bag at the restaurant.
06:33Okay, do you, um, do you have to go back there now?
06:36It has my passport in it and I'm leaving tomorrow.
06:38Where are you going?
06:38Fuck.
06:38Argentina.
06:40What?
06:40Why are you going to Argentina?
06:42Wait.
06:43Someone's taking it.
06:45Look, my airpods are moving.
06:47Fuck.
06:47Oh shit.
06:48You're not going to catch that on foot.
06:49We need a cabinet.
06:50Oh wait!
06:51Taxi!
06:53Oh, I need to get it back.
06:55That's gone.
06:56Listen, can you just-
06:57Just let me help.
06:58Just trust me for once.
07:00Um, I don't know.
07:03Come on.
07:04Come on.
07:05Come on.
07:06Come on.
07:06Come on, come on, come on, come on.
07:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:08Seriously?
07:09Hey mate, listen.
07:10Can you give us a lift?
07:11Yeah.
07:12Okay.
07:12Yeah?
07:13How fast does this go?
07:14Not that fast.
07:16Faster than walking though, innit?
07:17Oh yeah, it's a bike.
07:20If you annoy me, I will ditch you.
07:22Understood?
07:22You always say that, but you're still here.
07:24Yeah, well, I'm leaving the country tomorrow, aren't I?
07:26Hey, this is an emergency.
07:28Can you follow this dot?
07:30Yeah.
07:31Alright auntie, I've got you.
07:32Auntie?
07:32You're definitely going to get a tip.
07:34Alright, listen.
07:35It's going to be fine.
07:36What's in Argentina?
07:38Funding came through for my dock.
07:40You should break one.
07:42Come on.
07:44I'm proud of you, man.
07:46I don't mean that the patronizing of you.
07:47Well...
07:47I don't mean that the patronizing of you.
07:48Well...
07:49I don't mean that the patronizing of you.
07:49Well, it was a little bit patronizing.
07:50No, seriously.
07:51I wish there were more documentaries about shit breaks.
07:53I don't mean that the patronizing of Marlond.
07:57I don't know.
07:57I wish I could do it.
07:59It's an industry to do it, and it's time to keep you safe.
08:02I wish I could do it.
08:04Your dad is more...
08:06Per...
08:07Perb and Fondo.
08:09I appreciate you saying that.
08:11He would have killed to have me in your family.
08:15I would have had to kill him. I'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that.
08:17What the fuck are you doing? Chill out, mate.
08:23How is he?
08:25He's not good.
08:27Nah, he's not, um...
08:30Yeah, he's not good.
08:37I think my whole family hates me.
08:39They probably do.
08:51Shut up.
08:56That is...come on, that's crazy.
08:59Of all the children.
09:01That's wild.
09:06Me, can you turn it up?
09:09Better turn it up for your auntie.
09:11I'll get an auntie when I go raving.
09:14I can make it all clearer.
09:19Don't pretend you know that you feel it.
09:23Cry so hard that you can't conceal it.
09:27Whatever you feel inside.
09:29I can make you feel...
09:31Is it here?
09:31Somewhere right now.
09:33Maybe it's in the diner over there.
09:34In there?
09:35You know.
09:39Thanks.
09:40Yeah.
09:4110% off your next ride.
09:42Leaving tomorrow.
09:43Well, when you get back then.
09:44Not coming back.
09:45What do you mean, not coming back?
09:46Doesn't matter.
09:47What do you mean by that?
09:49Cat?
09:50Manny?
09:50Charlie?
09:51No, man.
09:52Nice one.
09:55What do you mean you're not coming back?
09:56Nah.
09:58It's here.
10:01Kay?
10:02Kay?
10:03Um, yeah.
10:05I think, is that down there on the left?
10:06Yeah.
10:07Hurry up.
10:07It takes weeks to get a new passport.
10:09Don't worry.
10:10We're gonna get it.
10:10Wait, I think it is.
10:12It's like behind.
10:13It's this one here.
10:19Hi.
10:21Hi.
10:22Welcome to the glow up.
10:2425 head.
10:25Oh, all I'd like to pay, please.
10:27But I don't have my wallet or phone, so.
10:30How's this become an expensive date for me?
10:37And here are your body bags.
10:40Down the corridor on the right.
10:42Okay.
10:43Okay.
10:44Okay.
10:45So what are we looking for exactly?
10:46Uh, it's a bum bag.
10:47Okay.
10:48What kind of bum bag?
10:49Just a bag.
10:50Right.
10:51Neon.
10:52Pink and yellow.
10:53Wait, is this the one that I got you?
10:55Yeah.
10:56Aww.
10:57Alright.
10:58Relax.
10:58What?
10:59No, we shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
11:01Yeah, it's convenient.
11:01It's a useful size bag.
11:03Okay, okay.
11:07Aww.
11:07Sharp.
11:12Might be a bit tricky.
11:14Oh, shit.
11:17I'm never gonna find my bag in here.
11:19Whoa, aren't you forgetting something?
11:21Say what?
11:23Check your goodie bag, mate.
11:24Can't let you on the dance floor like that.
11:25Come on.
11:27Oh, with the paint.
11:31Alright, um...
11:32Fuck it.
11:34Um, I'm not really...
11:35I'm shit at this kind of...
11:36Sit down.
11:36I'll do it.
11:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:42Be nice.
11:44Be nice.
11:45When am I not nice?
11:48As much as you want to, um, humiliate me, just remember whose passport...
11:54Don't rush the artist.
11:56Please.
11:58Sorry.
12:01Or look into her soul.
12:08Why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
12:10Um, I don't know.
12:12You look so much fitter with that nose ring, man.
12:15What?
12:15Fuck you.
12:16What?
12:16I'm just saying.
12:16Took the attention away from that cold, dead look in your eyes.
12:20Probably around the same time as you, um, started losing half your hair.
12:24You know, um, fitting hair is linked to high levels of testosterone, so...
12:28I know you're broke.
12:28So if you need some money for a hair transplant in Turkey, you just let me know.
12:31No, I'm fine.
12:32You know, I just take all my self-loathing and I rub it on my scalp every day.
12:35But thanks for chopping me up when I'm self-loathing.
12:37Next time I see you, you're going to have shaved your head and you're going to tell me it's
12:41for a role.
12:42All because I'm going to have a really secret sad illness and you're going to be so upset
12:46about all the time we just spent together now that I'm dead.
12:48Yeah?
12:49Death guilty.
12:51That's a straight up auntie move.
12:52It is.
12:53Sorry, did that trigger you?
12:54Sorry, does that turn you on?
12:56I see.
12:57I know.
12:57I'll see you later.
13:21Pin it up.
13:23Yeah.
13:36I hope you guys are speaking tonight.
13:39I do.
13:55Something we've been getting study MS-ということ me
14:00You having fun?
14:03Yeah, I am actually. I'm having fun.
14:05You're meant to be looking for a bag.
14:06Yeah, I'm looking as well.
14:07Alright.
14:08I'm always looking. Don't worry.
14:14Actually not a bad Eid in the end.
14:16Not the worst.
14:16You know what I mean?
14:20What are you looking at me for? I don't have it.
14:27What are you looking at me?
14:33Line.
14:35Line.
14:43Gotta go to the bathroom, yeah?
15:02Don't!
15:14You don't have the balls, stupid balls.
15:17Are you fucking mad?
15:19I'm fucking mad.
15:21Don't listen to me, you know the fucking crime.
15:23I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
15:25I'm fucking mad!
15:26I'm not the first one!
15:26Shut up!
15:26Shut up, you!
15:27Shut up!
15:47Oh, my God.
16:22Hey.
16:25Hey.
16:41I just want to say what you're doing, you've been halfway across the world on your own.
16:47It's amazing.
16:49You're fearless.
16:50I've always admired that about you.
16:52Thanks.
16:58Where are you going to live?
17:00The flat or something?
17:01Yeah, I found a place near the offices.
17:03Okay, great.
17:04Yeah.
17:06Is it like a good neighborhood?
17:08I'm just saying a woman out there on her own.
17:11I can take care of myself.
17:12I know, I know, I know that your Spanish is kind of shit, so you're going to need someone
17:15to translate.
17:18What am I doing?
17:19I'm looking for your passports and I'm having a little bit of a rave.
17:23What?
17:24Found the bag, didn't you?
17:28No.
17:30What?
17:31Yeah, you did, you psycho.
17:34What are you talking about?
17:35You just said passports with a fucking S. Where are they?
17:38Where are they?
17:39Fine, fine, fine.
17:43Oliver Winthrop?
17:44Fucking Winthrop, man.
17:46And I'm the one trying to be white.
17:47Yeah, I did.
17:48Leave me the bag.
17:49I'll put it in the bin.
17:49Fuck off!
18:08Hey.
18:10Hey.
18:11Hey.
18:11Hey, why did you lie to me?
18:12I didn't fucking lie to you.
18:13You didn't tell me you got a boyfriend.
18:14Why do you think I'm here?
18:16You're the one that lied about the passports.
18:18Okay.
18:19All right, then I'll be honest now.
18:20I am not here for your fucking article, okay?
18:22I'm here.
18:23I'm here for you.
18:24Look, I'm here for you.
18:26Because I miss you.
18:28I miss us.
18:30Okay?
18:32I'll admit that.
18:35Now, can you admit, if it's really all done between us, it's a little bit weird that
18:40you didn't want to tell me about your boyfriend.
18:42How long?
18:43A year.
18:43A year that you're moving to another country tomorrow?
18:46Yeah.
18:47I mean, there's something.
18:48I've got cold feet.
18:50This is a fucking big decision.
18:52Okay, so you've got cold feet.
18:53Yeah.
18:53Okay.
18:54But I didn't want to see him on my last night in London.
18:57I'm out here running around with you.
18:59Why is that?
19:00Hmm?
19:01But he's fucking great.
19:03He's really great and he loves me.
19:05And he's reliable and he's there for me.
19:08So, I don't know.
19:09I don't know.
19:21Do you want to know what it's like?
19:23Hmm.
19:26Doing the dirty work.
19:30Fighting everybody.
19:31Hmm.
19:32And being a nobody.
19:36I...
19:37I don't live with myself.
19:40I live with whoever they need me to be.
19:47And if I don't know who I am, it's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know.
19:55Are you acting?
19:58No.
19:59It's like...
20:00Lines.
20:01They are lines, but the feeling is honest.
20:07You're insane.
20:17Please don't go.
20:24Take care.
20:25Okay?
21:06Thanks.
21:12Hey, you're fucking jealous.
21:15Kiss me.
21:17Kiss me off of mine.
21:20Like me.
22:31We're right back.
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