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00:24why are we
00:27laughing
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to deal with the shit storm
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and routine.
00:55I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:56Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what are you waiting for?
01:09Mommy, have you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team.
01:11Oh, this is your agent.
01:15Mommy, remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19No, give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that horny auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job, yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shah is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shah?
01:41Oh, how specific.
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46Oh, just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:49You're a black lady.
01:52I'm sorry.
01:56You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You tell me.
02:10Oh, you know, I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this, none of this matters, okay?
02:15No one needs the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm,
02:22and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head,
02:26but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting young and brown your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted?
02:33This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine, just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:44Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day, or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mum usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:54That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this.
02:56I have to be with the fan today.
02:58I have to make it right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah.
03:00Your credibility in your community,
03:02for the people that you say you're doing all of this for.
03:08You got more followers on me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here.
03:14Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it.
03:21Well, I lived it.
03:23And I want you to know that in that moment,
03:24I wasn't thinking at all.
03:26I was acting out of sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me
03:38than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way,
03:44hurts me deeply.
03:46You good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:50So you've come to visit us lowly villagers.
03:53You were in your prayers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:01Come.
04:01Let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power
04:06to make up for it and to make it rightful.
04:09Right?
04:10Should have won black.
04:12Hmm?
04:13It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
04:17Hmm?
04:18It is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims.
04:21Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23Oh.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:28Hassan, Salim, you little golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita?
04:44She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:48We just...
04:50Come on.
04:51You worried about what Norti Naila thinks?
04:53Nangi Naila.
04:54Nangi Naila.
04:54Nangi Naila.
04:56Nangi Naila.
04:57Nangi Naila.
04:58She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:00Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05You're such a beautiful woman.
05:09Thank you so much for having me.
05:11You're so beautiful.
05:12You're so beautiful.
05:15Mmm.
05:19Samina?
05:20You're so bad.
05:21I'm so happy you could be.
05:24Come, we've decided to co-host this year.
05:27His partner, you've made a great job, Tahira.
05:30No, but you know Naila, how do you do it?
05:32She doesn't do it.
05:34She doesn't have to do it.
05:35I'm looking at the decoration in Shaju's penthouse.
05:39The Quran says charity is a blessing.
05:41Eat in the garden.
05:42Please eat it.
05:43Eid Mubarak.
05:45Eid Mubarak.
05:52Eid Mubarak.
05:53Eid Mubarak.
05:53He's coming.
05:55Hello ladies.
05:56Eid Mubarak.
05:58Eid Mubarak.
05:59Eid Mubarak.
06:02In saint's seat.
06:04Eh.
06:04Now he has passed.
06:05You're the eldest.
06:06No, thank you. I'm fine standing.
06:09Baba, go you a favor. Don't tell mom, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us, Bond? By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19I'm letting go.
06:22Maybe, yeah, maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with Mehra Khan in it.
06:26No, no. The Urdu is also called Goro Gidra.
06:27I won't let you go.
06:34Hey, I'm hot as fuck right now.
06:36I know.
06:43Sure, good first try, good first try.
06:46But I'm going to need you to do another apology video.
06:49First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry,
06:51which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:53He's buff, no?
06:55Keith says he's gone mental.
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:58Sorry, can you mum focus, please?
07:00This is the latest.
07:02Sir, this guy likes you.
07:04Hmm.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop,
07:11it's their community, like, ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it.
07:14Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it what is a problem.
07:18I don't like you.
07:19Shut up, man. I'm 22, mate.
07:21I'm not really trying to get wifed up.
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later.
07:25This is not going away.
07:27Hi, everyone.
07:28Shah Latif here.
07:30Now, last night at the King's Museum,
07:31a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question, perhaps,
07:39should not have run at me with a metal object
07:42the way that he did.
07:44Noobah is a community-led...
07:46It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together.
07:50And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:52not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:57Bro.
07:57Noobah is for...
07:59You want some chai or something?
08:02No.
08:03Noobah.
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good, bro. We good?
08:07I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09Well, good then.
08:11Oobah, not Oobah.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12Trying to focus, man.
08:14You are distracting me.
08:15Oh, eh?
08:16Yes.
08:17Yo, they've got them little laddus over there
08:18with the pink and green balls on them.
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please.
08:21I don't want laddus right now, okay?
08:22I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding it on his hand?
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:27Shit.
08:28In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus.
08:29Move her forward, that's me.
08:33Need the baby.
08:38Here I go.
08:39It's only gone, it's only gone.
08:40You came in there?
08:41Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zulfi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die standing here alone...
08:48Please, please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:52I'm gonna get up to you.
08:53Where are you?
08:54My Salim is coming!
08:59Salim!
09:01Salim!
09:01Mira, will ya!
09:04Salim!
09:11Salim!
09:22Oh!
09:34Come on, Mr. Dubai.
09:36Look at him, the dancing monkey.
09:39Doing his mother's dirty bidding.
09:41making russian prostitutes pregnant look no he's not mommy that was a joke that i just made
09:47oh look at that fresh spray zulfi weakest of us all
09:54don't leave shaju she's coming don't leave can i borrow your mommy for a minute
09:58i need my co-host in the kitchen okay we're just gonna okay okay no no let's go let's go
10:03let's go
10:05absolutely our kpi is the most interesting thing about this okay it's it's the retention of the
10:11customer base after that discount period you know it's off the charts people want more community
10:16driven ride share option yes salim yes what are you saying bro yes look at this guy you good yeah
10:22come join us man join us i was doing that anyway yeah i got you some loaders bro thank you
10:27thank
10:27you yeah that's why i never got your number how you been i've been good bro yeah you've been breaking
10:31shit what do you mean by that glass ceilings thank you trying man trying and i got his arm
10:40it's just a fracture hey just to bring this back to what we're talking about before you got here
10:44yeah um you know our number of drivers are growing by the day we'll be in all key five bars
10:49by june so
10:50mooba sick idea innit i've been there from day one i remember bro i'm so proud of this guy
10:54customer so proud and you know what's amazing he's always been an entrepreneur if anything he just went
10:58from selling grams to instagram just out of interest what was the what's your credit situation
11:08with the criminal record and everything no no problems whatsoever no issues and and just for
11:12clarity um i didn't go inside for selling mall it's not just five bit of island disorder it was
11:18your self-defense it was to be honest in a way he's a ride or die and he was there
11:21for me any credit
11:22issues though no credit issues because i'm going all in with everything that i've got right so if you need
11:27any credit we need financing just talk to me sorry just i was done the impression we were coming
11:32in seed round rather than source series a see this conversation here this is in fact the closest he's
11:38been to the business right and in fact obviously it's too close okay give me back my dildos then
11:47uh you know for me personally the most important quality about mooba is in fact the quality of the
11:53relationships we're not just there for them when we want because that's that's fake
12:00get the off me bro i don't know
12:05and anyway i've always had a passion for customer services that's my thing that's one thing i picked
12:09up in dubai that's what we do best hospitality that's our culture one might say that the muslim way of
12:15doing business i love the idea can you present it to the guys see what they say well you're taking
12:20this
12:21you're trying to get investment from dubai yeah okay yeah you been no no i'm just saying you know
12:30dubai works for people with you know all like with the but i mean what the fuck's this guy gonna
12:35do
12:35in dubai but he's gonna let you in bro you don't want to go there mate i'm all in yeah
12:39remember that
12:43it was disrespectful he referred to your quiff like that there was no need they lose good
12:48shah got your second apology yeah that's not gonna work first of all what was up with that background
12:54if you post that you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole also you forgot to
12:59say sorry again but the first class in tazam kiya naila
13:03uh-huh next year read this back at yours no no absolutely yes very kind of you to step in
13:11this
13:12year naila taira bura matmano sab kush teek hai na karme
13:19thank you nay kush ne just because uh just because uh i worry for him for all of you
13:30it's so much pressure that's very kind of you to worry naila i see a bit of your sister in
13:35him
13:44does cha cha have someone you can talk to
13:47he has me rukaya had you too but she needed more help na
13:53she doesn't know anything she was naila please
13:57it's all good my son is going to be the next james bond we all couldn't be more proud
14:07it's okay to talk about these struggles now really
14:12thank you it's all good it's first class
14:51it's okay
15:04It's true for me, isn't it?
15:12Shah, we need that apology. We're running out of time.
15:15I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room.
15:20Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late, okay?
15:27For fuck's sake.
15:47Am I interacting, Sammy?
15:49Yeah. A conversation.
15:54Can you fucking close the door, please?
15:57Is this like you two...
15:59I like her.
16:00Texting.
16:01Wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on?
16:03Six months.
16:04Three months?
16:06Okay, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
16:09I'm chill. I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:10Why don't I come here?
16:11Can we not do this in front of Shah?
16:12I came here for you.
16:13But I never asked you to, did I?
16:15But I asked me to.
16:16I never...
16:16Calm down.
16:18I never fucking asked you to.
16:19And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about.
16:21This is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify, you didn't come here to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:24No.
16:25Yes.
16:25Does he know, by the way?
16:26Oh, fuck's sake.
16:27Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything.
16:30I've got your back.
16:30I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone, but let's just be real about what this is, because
16:36this is, this is something, right?
16:38Me and you both know it.
16:38What does that even mean, bro?
16:41You, you live a million miles away, okay?
16:44You have a whole life, you have fucking house keys, car keys, so, so many keys, okay?
16:49I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:51I don't want your keys, okay?
16:53I want mine.
16:54Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective?
16:56From my own more mature experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
17:02All right?
17:03All right.
17:04Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
17:06There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
17:11All right?
17:12Yeah?
17:12You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:16Instead of it going green, it goes gray.
17:19What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off, really.
17:25Yeah.
17:26Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no.
17:30Oi.
17:32Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:36Saleem, yeah?
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:41No, no.
17:43Oh, no.
17:48With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52He recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56I will lead.
17:57Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58Where's by?
17:59Think about it, don't you?
18:00Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes.
18:03I can run circles around you, idiots.
18:05I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
18:17Shah Latifah is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
18:22And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor,
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDB pic to look more white.
18:42Come on.
18:43Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.
18:45La ilaha illa Allah.
18:49Allahu Akbar.
18:53Hey, Shah Latifah here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum that was both unfortunate
19:00and avoidable.
19:01And I'm deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you fucking thing.
19:07Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:08Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:10Alhamdulillahirrabbilalameen.
19:11Shah Latifah here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum, I have fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
19:17and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:19Allah 맡 velarbreaking a guy running at is...
19:23Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.
19:25Hi, Shah Latifah here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for trying to save my career and my life.
19:30So I'll fuck you and your little tik tok.
19:32You little...
19:49Oh, my God.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah. Hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:14Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16But I just want to say,
20:18I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was banging out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:30I really hope you can find it in your heart to...
20:35Please forgive me.
20:36Yo, man, I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:40I was going to call my lawyers,
20:43but then the fact you called, man...
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47I can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Well...
20:53Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right.
21:03I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, Ryan.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right.
21:07Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember,
21:10keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:14I will do.
21:15All right.
21:16Safe.
21:16Safe.
21:18Safe.
21:19Ah!
21:32Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:36What happened?
21:38He fell.
21:39I wasn't praying on a chair already.
21:41Oh, you want to sit down?
21:42Yeah.
21:42Come.
21:43Easy, easy.
21:44How about how's your breathing, okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit him down?
21:48But now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51It's for yourself.
21:51Don't come at me.
21:52You always fucking want to be the hero,
21:54and you're never around.
21:54All right, all right, all right.
21:56Calm down, mate.
21:57Baba?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something.
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic,
22:12and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, britta.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15Shabbat, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around.
22:17That's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad.
22:19He's your dad.
22:19Shabbat, you?
22:20Huh?
22:20Shabbat, you?
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24Oh.
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people
22:27if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:29Hey, I'm all comfy.
22:31It's okay with me.
22:31You're just crying about last night, bro.
22:33What?
22:33You came in to take me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:39He's been leech, man.
22:40Tell the truth.
22:41He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirp his little sister.
22:47What?
22:48Only chirping.
22:49I love her.
22:50All right, what the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking, are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:56What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage, and he's been talking to it.
22:59You're talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot?
23:03Well, that's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, it's not.
23:10Chalo, Shaju.
23:11Niko, you're talking to me.
23:13Why are you saying Niko Jau to me?
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:18What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:21Well, you lot will judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless thinking.
23:32Peter Paki, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here before I spot you.
23:35Oh, I've got a problem, am I?
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
23:38Shut up!
24:10He's the fuck out of here.
24:21foreign
24:24foreign
24:25foreign
24:26one person's name and one person's name
24:30I love you, I love you, I love you
24:32give you the way, I love you
24:38I love you, but I love you
24:42one person's on your way, but you love you
24:48ڈال کر ایسا کی تیری خیر تیرے میں کدے کی خیر
25:27ڈال کر ایسا کی تیری خیر
25:57ڈال کر ایسا کی تیری خیر
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