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مسلسل Cobra Kai مترجم - Episode 1
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00:18All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment we've been waiting for.
00:26Daniel LaRusso is going to fight?
00:29Daniel LaRusso is going to fight!
00:32Now, listen this way!
00:33Throw it back, folks!
00:35You know it!
00:39Oh!
00:40Oh, my God!
00:41Oh, my God!
00:45Hey!
00:46Here we come!
00:47Oh, my God!
00:53Oh, my God!
00:54Oh, my God!
00:55Oh, my God!
00:57Hey, Johnny, you're a creeper!
00:59Oh, my God!
01:01Sweep the leg.
01:03You have a problem with that?
01:06No, Sensei?
01:08No, Mercy.
01:15Two points, LaRusso.
01:17Lawrence, nothing.
01:18Ready?
01:19Fight!
01:21Two, four, five!
01:31Get him a body bag!
01:33Yeah!
01:34Heart contact to the knee.
01:36Where are we?
01:38Finish him!
01:39Finish him!
01:50The new champion, Daniel LaRusso!
01:56The new champion, Daniel LaRusso!
02:16What's his way, mushrooms?
02:21Do you know what's going on?
02:29For the first time, Michael?
02:29He's a torrent company!
02:29He's proud to my young man,
02:30He's a king!
02:30He's a king!
02:33Father, son of a king!
02:34He's a king!
02:35Whenever he's a king!
02:35He's a king!
02:37He's a king!
02:45Ah.
03:31Hey, I'm Miguel.
03:33My family and I just moved into 109.
03:35Great. More immigrants.
03:38Actually, we're from Riverside.
03:39But anyways, I was just wondering if you were having trouble with your water pressure,
03:42because I know our safe is being a little weird right now.
03:44Oh, bottles go in the blue beans.
03:47Listen, Minuto, I've lived in this shit hole for over 10 years.
03:51Pipes don't work, fountain's full of piss.
03:53The only good thing about being here is I don't have to talk to anybody.
03:56So nice knowing you.
03:59Okay. Well...
04:02Have a nice day.
04:04I guess.
04:24You've got to be kidding me.
04:26I have another one.
04:40Nice.
04:42Now I'm down, I can't pay my rent.
04:45I can barely make it through the week.
04:48I'm always working, slaving, every day.
04:52You've got to get a break for the same old, same old.
04:57Hey.
04:57I need a chance just to get away.
05:00I need a chance just to get away.
05:02And this is what I say.
05:03Don't need nothing but a good time.
05:08I'm dead, I resist.
05:10Ain't looking for nothing but a good time.
05:22I'm dead, I ain't looking for nothing but a bad time.
05:44But it's good time, and it's going to get better with you.
05:50I'm going to bed again.
05:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:56What the hell is this?
05:57Don't worry.
05:58It's going to be level.
05:58I'm just lining it up.
05:59You put it on the wrong wall.
06:01I said the wall across from the door.
06:06This is the wall across from the door.
06:08Not that door, idiot.
06:09The door.
06:11Just move the TV.
06:12I have company coming over.
06:13Wait, hold on.
06:14I'm going to have to fill the holes, re-measure, match the paint.
06:18It's going to take me an hour just to get to the hardware store.
06:20That's not my problem.
06:21I'm not the dummy who put the TV on literally the only wall in the house that a TV would
06:25not go.
06:26Why can't a TV go on this?
06:29Look, I'll come by first thing in the morning and put everything just the way you want it, all right?
06:33I just can't do it now.
06:34Well, that's just great.
06:36Not bad enough you took a shit in my powder room.
06:38You said that's where I was supposed to go.
06:39Yeah, I didn't know you were going to take a shit.
06:40Okay, okay.
06:42We'll figure this out, all right?
06:43Mike, just quit bitching at me.
06:46What did you just call me?
06:49No, no, no, no, no.
06:50I didn't call her a bitch.
06:51I said she was bitching at me.
06:53There's a difference.
06:55You're firing me because of that bitch?
06:59You know what?
07:00I hated this damn job anyway.
07:02You better pay me what you owe me, Mike.
07:04Mike?
07:11Banzai!
07:13I'm Daniel LaRusso, and at LaRusso Auto, we kick the competition.
07:32That one.
07:36Aren't you going to wear gloves?
07:44Can you put that on a plate?
07:55My grandma's not feeling well.
07:57Didn't ask.
07:58Come on, what's Spanish for just giving me my damn slice?
08:05What did you just say?
08:08What did he say?
08:09Hey, you don't want to know.
08:09No, I know something bad.
08:10Just tell me.
08:12Well, he said you have a tiny...
08:16He said I have a tiny way.
08:18Tell him he has a tiny way.
08:20I speak English, asshole.
08:21Oh, really?
08:27Really?
08:32Hey, yo, brugs, get the light beer this time.
08:34Gotta go wait for the meat.
08:36Hundo peace, son.
08:37Damn right.
08:38Woo!
08:40Man, you should get some condoms, dude.
08:54Finish up, and then beat it.
08:57Excuse me?
08:58This is my mart.
09:00You ain't hustling no coin at my mart.
09:03I'm not hustling.
09:04I'm not homeless.
09:06That's my car.
09:08What the hell are you doing?
09:09Why you got blown my spot?
09:11Look, dude, I...
09:11Man, he thought we were college, dumbass.
09:12Oh, I didn't know you guys were trying to buy beer.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:17Yes, let's go.
09:19What are you doing?
09:20Oh, what do we got here?
09:22Yeah, what do you got?
09:22What do you got?
09:22Heptal.
09:23Oh, shit.
09:24Someone has freaking diarrhea.
09:26Oh, hey, we should call him Ria.
09:30Dude, it's for my grandma.
09:32Oh, it's for your grandma?
09:34Oh, shit.
09:34I'm sorry, man.
09:36Hey, you want it?
09:36Hey, you can take all that shit.
09:38Take that.
09:39Yeah.
09:42Bitch.
09:44Asshole.
09:46What'd you say, Ria?
09:48I didn't say anything.
09:50Oh, that's rude, Kai.
09:53Oh, what?
09:54You crying?
09:55Hey, where you going, pussy?
09:57Hey!
09:59Watch your car, man.
10:00Who's this dude?
10:02Just leave the dork alone.
10:03The what?
10:04See this guy?
10:06Eating his dinner at the mini mart like a bum?
10:09Wait, I think I know this guy.
10:11He's the jerk off that cleaned my dad's septic tank.
10:14Oh, that explains why he smells like shit.
10:17All right, trust me, you guys are pissing off the wrong guy on the wrong day, all right?
10:20Oh, really?
10:21Oh, really?
10:21Get the hell out of here, loser.
10:23Oh, shit.
10:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:29Oh!
10:29Oh!
10:30Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Let's get him.
10:35Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:42Ah!
10:46Ah!
10:47Ah!
10:48Ah!
10:48Ah!
10:48Ah!
10:49Ah!
10:53Ah!
10:54Holy shit!
10:55How did you...
10:55Ah!
11:00What's the matter?
11:01Have you drunk up breathing?
11:03Ah!
11:06Is that all you got, ladies?
11:08I'm okay.
11:09Let's go.
11:09Get over me!
11:21This is not... having trouble breathing?
11:24Hey! Get off the kid!
11:25Hey, hey, hey, hey! It's not his fault!
11:59Hey, I just wanted to say thank you.
12:01Well, you said it.
12:04So last night, was that like Taekwondo or Jiu Jitsu or MMA or something?
12:08It's karate. Old-school karate.
12:13Do you think you could teach me?
12:14What? No.
12:16What? Come on. When school starts, those guys are gonna make my life miserable.
12:19That's not my problem.
12:21Look, if I just knew a little bit of what you knew, then I would be...
12:24Forget it! I don't do karate anymore, all right? Besides, I need to find a job.
12:29Well, you could open your own karate school.
12:31It's called a dojo.
12:32Well, you could open your own dojo.
12:33Look, I'm not getting into this with you, all right?
12:35I'm not even sure I'm allowed to be around kids right now.
12:38All right, you want my advice? Stop being so annoying.
12:41Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked.
12:52You got it on court?
12:54Yes, ma'am. That's correct, your honor. She is...
12:56Who the hell are you?
12:57You know those little red stickers that say further reduced? That means spoiled. You know that, right?
13:05You're eating bad meat, boy.
13:08What the hell are you doing in my apartment, Sid?
13:10Oh, that's some thank you.
13:12Who do you think bailed you out again?
13:15Never asked you for anything.
13:16I think that little incident of Applebee's would have taught you to keep your hands to yourself.
13:26You know, when I met your mom, she really knocked my socks off.
13:35Beautiful. Blonde. Tan. Tight.
13:43Little did I know I'd be taking care of her schmuck kid forever.
13:48Yes, Sid. You were the stepfather of the century.
13:51Wow. High praise. Coming from a world-class daddy like you.
13:58How old is Robbie now? Fifteen? Sixteen? When's the last time you saw him?
14:03Just get the hell out of here, man.
14:05Oh, get the hell out of here when I'm goddamn good and ready.
14:07Sid.
14:08What?
14:08Blood pressure.
14:09Oh, keep watching your bullshit judge show, will ya, Rhonda? And stay out of this.
14:15Jeez. God.
14:18This is why I'm here.
14:22What's this?
14:23You know, I told you, Mama, I take care of you always.
14:27But in this case, I think even she would cut me some slack.
14:34I'm buying you out of my life.
14:37I'd rather be homeless than take money from you.
14:39Oh, well, hell. Okay.
14:43Rhonda!
14:46Lunchtime!
14:47Call Arch.
14:50See if they got their belly locks.
14:55I'd say, get your life in order.
14:59But, uh, at this point, you'll like the meat in your fridge.
15:12Chaffee! Chaffee, where are you?
15:14Just put in that tape. That's an order. Nothing you can do about me.
15:17Chaffee, I wanna help you. Where are you?
15:19Climb high, like I told ya.
15:24Doug, I ain't gonna make it.
15:29Chaffee!
15:49Chaffee!
15:50But I'm gonna tell you something, Doug, baby.
15:53God doesn't give people things he doesn't want them to use.
15:57And he gave you the touch.
16:01It's a power you have inside of you.
16:03Down there where you keep your guts, boy.
16:06It's all you need to blast your way in and get back what they took from you.
16:12Banzai!
16:13Daniel LaRusso here for LaRusso Auto, bringing you specials on all of our inventory.
16:18We have an excess of Jeep Grand Cherokee's price to go.
16:22Get a lease for only...
16:24Nah, make that.
16:27Yes, we are chopping prices on all of our Hondas, Nissans, Acuras, and Audis.
16:35So come visit any of our locations in Tarzana, Woodland Hills, North Hollywood, or Sherman Oaks.
16:41And as always, every customer leaves with their very own Banzai.
16:46And the LaRusso Auto Group, we kicked the competition.
17:10Daylight, oh.
17:13I don't know.
17:15I don't know if it's real
17:18Been a long night
17:20And something ain't right
17:22You won't show
17:24You won't show how you feel
17:27No time ever seems right
17:31To talk about the reasons why you and I fight
17:36It's my time to draw the line
17:40Put an end to this game
17:43Before it's too late
17:45Head games
17:47It's you and me, baby
17:49Head games
17:51I can't take it anymore
17:53Head games
17:56I don't want to play it up
17:58Head games
18:00Yeah, yeah, yeah
18:02I'm a daydream
18:05For hours it seems
18:07I keep thinking of you
18:09Yeah, thinking of you
18:11These daydreams
18:14What do they mean?
18:16They keep holding me
18:18Are they wanting me?
18:38Second place is no place, you're off
18:40That sucks, I did my best
18:41What did you say?
18:42I said I did my best
18:43You're nothing, you lost, you're a loser
18:45No, you're the loser, man
18:47Oh, I'm the loser, huh?
18:48Yeah
18:51Now who's a loser?
18:52You know, you're really sick, man
18:55Hey
18:55Hey, come on
18:57Hey
18:58Don't
18:59How does second place feel now, huh?
19:02Come on, he can't worry
19:03Find your business
19:04You're gonna kill him
19:05Sensei, please
19:06You're hurting him
19:08How does second place feel now, huh?
19:14Oh, my gosh
19:14Yasmin, I told you
19:15You shouldn't be on your phone
19:17What the
19:18What are we gonna do, guys?
19:19What are we gonna do?
19:20We have to call the police
19:21You can't, my parents will kill me
19:22What the hell are you doing?
19:24What are you
19:24What are you doing?
19:26Open the door
19:27Open the door
19:29Hey, where do you think you're going?
19:33Where do you think you're going?
19:35Shit
19:42All coming
19:46Take care of her, she's a classic
19:48Mm-hmm
19:51Hey, where do I pick it up?
19:53It's on the card
19:59LaRusso
20:00No, no, no
20:01Hey, hey
20:05Oh, come on
20:47How you doing, sir?
20:48Would you be interested in...
20:49No
20:59Thanks so much
21:00Have a great day
21:01Thank you
21:03Hi, welcome to LaRusso
21:04How can I help you?
21:06I just need to pick up my car
21:10I'm in a bit of a hurry
21:12Oh, this came in last night?
21:14It's gonna be at least a couple weeks
21:15But we'll call you with an estimate
21:17No, no, no
21:17My car was not supposed to come here
21:19Okay, I wanted to do a different body shop
21:21Why?
21:22We have the number one service team in the valley
21:25We beat all prices
21:26We kick the competition
21:27Yeah, yeah
21:28I've heard it a million times
21:29I just prefer to do my business elsewhere
21:31Okay, and here are the watering instructions
21:35Thanks again for being returning customers
21:37Before you go
21:37Mr. LaRusso wanted to thank you personally
21:40Let me go get him
21:42Can you hurry it up?
21:42I gotta go
21:43Hold on
21:45Um, it says your car's in one of our intake lots
21:48I'll just figure out which one
21:49You know what?
21:50Come back tomorrow
21:50Look, sir
21:59Johnny?
22:05Johnny Lawrence
22:06I-I-I knew it was you
22:08Holy
22:09How the hell are you?
22:11Hey, man
22:13Oh, my God
22:14Look at you
22:14You still got those golden locks, eh?
22:18God, this is crazy
22:19Hey, how you been?
22:21Great, man
22:21Thanks
22:22I've been great
22:22That's great
22:23Hey, Anoush
22:24Come here
22:25Louie, get over here
22:26I want you to meet somebody
22:27I gotta go
22:27No, no, no
22:27This is Johnny Lawrence
22:29He and I go way back
22:30Right, buddy?
22:31This guy was the toughest dude in my high school
22:33When I first moved here from Jersey
22:35He and I
22:37We got into it a little bit
22:39This guy really had it in for me
22:41Yeah, well, you did move in on my girl
22:43Well, she actually wasn't really a girl anymore, was she?
22:48I mean
22:50Ah, all right
22:51It's all water under the bridge
22:52Wait, is this the karate guy?
22:54The guy from the tournament?
22:55Oh, this is the guy who's ass you kicked
22:56Uh, listen
22:58It was a really close match
22:59But if you want to get technical
23:01I kicked his face
23:03I'm just busting your chops
23:05It was an illegal kid
23:07Oh, illegal?
23:08Really?
23:09Come on
23:09What about that elbow to my knee?
23:10Yeah, I got a warning
23:11You got the wind
23:12Whoa, whoa, whoa
23:12No fighting in the showroom, guys
23:14Yeah, come on
23:15All right, back to work
23:16All right, nice meeting you
23:17Let's go, get back to work
23:18Enough reminiscing, right?
23:20So what brings you in?
23:21You're looking for a new ride?
23:22He wants his car towed to a different body shop
23:25Oh, no, no, Johnny
23:26We've got the best prices in town
23:27That crook at Kohl's on Van Nuys
23:29He's gonna try to screw you over
23:30Sheila, let me see this
23:34Pontiac?
23:36Firebird
23:38Wow, someone did a real number on this thing
23:40Maybe it's time for an upgrade
23:42Why don't we walk the lot?
23:43I could give you a great deal on a certified pre-order
23:45I just want my car
23:48All right
23:48All right, all right
23:49You got it
23:49All right?
23:50Let me see how low I can get this repair
23:53Friends and family
23:54My own personal code
24:00You know what?
24:01It's on the house
24:01No way, man
24:02I don't need your charity
24:03No, no, no
24:03You be doing me a favor
24:04Our guys aren't used to working on a car like this
24:06I just think you'd use the practice
24:08You could use the repairs
24:08This is when
24:09I said I'll handle it
24:11All right
24:14Okay, but it's
24:15John, it's gonna cost more than the car's worth
24:21Listen, don't worry about it, John
24:22It's my pleasure, all right?
24:24Okay?
24:25Just hang here a second
24:26I got something for you
24:27One minute
24:31Hey, Dad
24:32Look, he's here
24:36Open the door
24:40You've got to be kidding me
24:41Of course
24:42Go ahead
24:43In the office, I think
24:44See you later
24:44Okay
24:46Hey, Johnny, wait up
24:47Johnny
24:48Wait up
24:54Every customer gets one
24:55Come on
24:58And hey
24:59Look
24:59I don't blame you for what happened back in the day
25:01All right
25:02I know that wasn't you
25:03It was Cobra Kai
25:04We're all better off without it
25:06Am I right?
25:07All right
25:07Take care of yourself
25:08And I'll call you in the cars, Freddy
25:09Okay
25:10This is crazy
25:11You look
25:12It's good to see you, man
25:41Are you sure you're ready?
25:44Because once you go down this path
25:45There's no turning back
25:46You're going to be my karate teacher?
25:48No
25:51I'm going to be your sensei
25:57I'm going to teach you the style of karate that was taught to me
26:01A method of fighting your pussy generation desperately needs
26:04Good luck
26:05You told me this, man
26:12I'm not just going to teach you how to conquer your fears
26:15I'm going to teach you how to awaken the snake within you
26:18And once you do that
26:20You'll be the one who's feared
26:29You'll build strength
26:33You'll learn discipline
26:37And when the time is right
26:41You'll strike back
27:30I'm not just going to teach you how to conquer your fears
27:58I'm not just going to teach you how to conquer your fears
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