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00:03:33And you know why?
00:03:35Because life itself is filled with no reason.
00:03:40Why can't we see the air all around us?
00:03:43No reason.
00:03:45Why are we always thinking?
00:03:47No reason.
00:03:49Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?
00:03:53No fucking reason.
00:03:56Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:03:59Just a minute.
00:04:00Let me finish.
00:04:04Ladies, gentlemen, the film you are about to see today is an homage to the no reason,
00:04:12that most powerful element of style.
00:04:16Let's go.
00:04:18Let's go.
00:04:21Let's go.
00:04:41Let's go.
00:04:52Why did they destroy all those chairs?
00:04:54They're sad on those.
00:04:56Yeah, it's really a pity.
00:04:57Quiet, please.
00:05:01Okay, everybody, turn around.
00:05:08Good.
00:05:09Enjoy.
00:05:12Excuse me.
00:05:13Is it going to be in color or in black and white?
00:05:42It's already boring.
00:05:44Don't be so negative.
00:05:45It's just the beginning.
00:05:46It's going to pick up.
00:05:47Just be patient.
00:05:53I hope it's not some old silent film.
00:05:57I can't hear a thing.
00:05:58Yes, you can hear the wind a little.
00:06:01If you listen.
00:06:02Somebody see something?
00:06:05I see a dump.
00:06:07There.
00:06:07Straight ahead.
00:14:45That is right.
00:27:24Bye, brats.
00:29:52Yes?
00:30:22Yes.
00:31:06Good morning.
00:31:07Can I clean you.
00:31:08Yeah?
00:31:12Why not?
00:31:13Okay?
00:31:49Food.
00:32:25Animals.
00:33:07Anybody there?
00:33:38Excuse me?
00:34:14I just saw you.
00:34:44I'm tired.
00:34:46You go have a look at you.
00:35:16I'm at room 16, please.
00:37:15Here's your double topping,
00:42:06Okay, okay.
00:42:37I don't want to see you.
00:43:06Okay.
00:47:31Okay.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:48:02I got a little bit.
00:48:33ahead of myself.
00:49:01I met her brother.
00:49:25Oh, okay.
00:49:26The kid was right.
00:49:28The killer is a tire.
00:49:29here.
00:51:03You killed Martina.
00:51:10You're gonna be in trouble.
00:51:11with the police.
00:51:14You know what?
00:51:28You know what the police are.
00:51:54This is what?
00:51:54That's what our killer looks like.
00:52:06It's a tire.
00:52:26Is it black.
00:52:31Hey, I just saw it.
00:52:34He escaped on the road.
00:52:35That way.
00:52:44Oh, okay.
00:53:05So, what?
00:53:08My fancy.
00:53:10farm chicken,
00:53:40homemade potatoes,
00:53:42Oh, okay.
00:53:45Oh, okay.
00:53:48That's what it clears.
00:54:46End in peace.
00:54:48Where?
00:54:50Where?
00:54:50Go on, go on.
00:54:55Oh, okay.
00:54:58Oh, okay.
00:55:26Oh, okay.
00:55:41Oh, okay.
00:55:52Then one day.
00:55:58Okay.
00:55:59to the mountain but since we had no money he couldn't take us skiing so you
00:56:08know along with my brother we started going on these these walks in the snow
00:56:13we didn't even have shoes
00:56:17that's funny anyway then my brother he's showing off on a rock I slipped falls into a crack
00:56:30dumb accident hmm you sure you know what trying to clear they're amazing I'm fine thanks
00:56:39hmm oh yeah okay so my brother falls into a crack and I don't know why but instead of
00:56:52going for help I take this some enormous rock and I smash him into the face with
00:56:59it and that's when I stop screaming
00:57:10mmm damn did you have something for a stomach ache I think I eat too fast
00:57:16ouch oh holy shit oh god oh shit oh this stuff was supposed to be for
00:57:30you to eat oh god it burns oh
00:57:38Oh, I'm gonna die!
00:57:46Help me!
00:57:53Help me, oh God, I beg you, please!
00:57:59Oh God, it burns!
00:58:04I'm gonna die!
00:58:06I'm gonna die!
00:58:10Help me!
00:58:12Help me!
00:58:13Help me, please!
00:58:14I beg you, yeah?
00:58:23Go, go, go!
00:58:42A little bit!
00:58:43I'm gonna die!
00:58:44I'm gonna die!
00:58:47I'm gonna die!
00:58:48I'm gonna die!
01:01:58You can't do that.
01:01:59Really?
01:02:01Well, you can if you want, but it's against the rules.
01:02:07So what?
01:02:07Can I or can't I?
01:02:11Unit 4 to Central, do you receive?
01:02:14We located the tire.
01:02:18Do you receive?
01:02:20I repeat, we located the tire inside a house.
01:02:24You're on.
01:02:26We receive you, Unit 4, what do you mean by located?
01:02:30We just saw him.
01:02:31He's in a house on Bellyball Road, watching TV.
01:02:34What should we do?
01:02:37Stay put.
01:02:37We're on our way.
01:03:28All right, yeah, we're gonna nick him
01:03:35door just opened he's coming all right go ahead come closer I was expecting you come on come here
01:03:52articulate come on come here come here and kill me you son of a bitch come close and
01:04:00kill me you little jerk stick to the text go on son of a bitch that's good he's biting go
01:04:12on
01:04:14come on you know I've been very naughty you have to punish me come come punish me who wrote this
01:04:23garbage don't worry about that go on you like me you think I'm sexy come on be a good boy
01:04:34blow my head
01:04:36off your big step sorry I can't breathe that it's too awful get out of the way you're gonna ruin
01:04:55everything
01:04:55blow my head off you big slut you hear me I I have a very I have been a very
01:05:04naughty girl I need a good
01:05:08thrashing come on now go ahead kill me go on I want to die do it I think he suspects
01:05:19something
01:05:19I think we should have stayed with the woman's voice shit think back to mine
01:05:27come on go ahead go ahead come on where are we I don't know it doesn't matter improvise quick
01:05:37hey blow my head off what are you waiting for it's very good go on come on I'm ready now
01:05:55excuse me I hate to bother you but the way I look at it this scene makes no sense at
01:06:02all
01:06:03and not that it was great to begin with but at least I understood it now it's just uh it's
01:06:08totally
01:06:08confusing that's why I took the trouble to come all this way what do you mean what don't you
01:06:13understand what don't I understand is the bit with the dummy doesn't make sense I mean what's the
01:06:20point what's the purpose well can't you see it's a lure there's nothing confusing yeah I get the
01:06:27lure okay I'm not stupid yeah what I don't get is why it takes so many hours why don't you
01:06:33just ice
01:06:33the bloody tire now that he's uh now he's standing in front of the dummy you get a bazooka even
01:06:41better
01:06:41no no listen listen even better you get you get one of your guys with a with a flamethrower huh
01:06:47just
01:06:47huh you gotta do something I mean do something anything no no the idea was for him to blow up
01:06:55the dummy
01:06:55himself and set off a dynamite that way he'll pop himself off himself so to speak well that's
01:07:01brilliant that's absolutely brilliant what I'm asking is speed up the action that's all you know
01:07:05boom boom huh yeah but then we wouldn't be here if you'd eaten a damn turkey
01:07:11that's true enough but uh listen I'm glad you told us we'll try to speed things up now
01:07:19hmm you can go back to your place thank you
01:07:26thanks
01:07:31asshole who's that guy come on let's get on with it I'm exhausted read the last sentence there
01:07:39you're nothing but a rubber shit once again you're nothing but a rubber shit
01:07:46shit again you're nothing but a rubber shit
01:08:09damn it didn't work
01:08:28hey that's what you intend to do I'm gonna blow away that rubber shit myself
01:08:32be done with it no you can't do that what about the dummy blow up
01:08:38what do you promise man
01:08:48you can't stop here man come on what kind of racket you're running
01:09:07hey wait it's not the end he's been reincarnated as a tricycle come on
01:09:17wait wait wait
01:09:20I'm not a character I'm just watching
01:09:23you just stay there stay put
01:09:27no stay put
01:09:30good
01:09:40do
01:09:49do
01:09:49do
01:09:49do
01:09:49do
01:09:49do
01:09:50So
01:10:19Oh, my God.
01:10:49Oh, my God.
01:11:20Oh, my God.
01:12:16Oh, my God.
01:12:19Oh, my God.
01:12:50Oh, my God.
01:13:20Oh, my God.
01:14:16Oh, my God.
01:14:19Oh, my God.
01:14:51Oh, my God.
01:15:37Oh, my God.
01:15:40Oh, my God.
01:15:58Oh, my God.
01:16:28Oh, my God.
01:16:32Oh, my God.
01:17:20Oh, my God.
01:17:57Oh, my God.
01:18:07Oh, my God.
01:18:30Oh, my God.
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