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00:00You
00:17We should go
00:19We promised we'd help with breakfast. Hey, let's go to your room instead
00:22Your brother's not watching us. I
00:25Don't know by some. I'm really not feeling this
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:31Hey, just let me stick it out. What you know, but you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce. We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and
00:42my brother standing five feet away
00:43Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:50What?
00:52Why would you say that it's what everyone says? Oh, you know what we're done, okay?
00:57Get off me, babe. Come on. It's a good thing
01:03You know what this is all your fault actually
01:05What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex boyfriend. What the hell, Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that
01:13No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:17I didn't start those rumors. Oh, but you sure inspired them. Didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:26be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say don't touch me don't touch me man get off me Corbin don't let go
01:33of me let go
01:34You know, he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beat down more than anything
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:43But we get into one more fight man or off the lacrosse team
01:49Hello
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess that menage a trois? Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:01We're most of us to sleep half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street go crash on her couch. Just get your shit and go
02:19Okay, you can stop acting like you care about me. He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting if you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:27Or you know what do and then I'll finally be rid of you
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different he was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut you do realize I didn't spread those
02:52rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party
02:56Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it. I would do it
02:59in a heartbeat
03:01Um public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can I can work with that. Thank you. That's that's something
03:08Look Sum, I've known you since you were five years old and believe it or not. You didn't always hate
03:12me
03:12Funny I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:18You know the worst part about being called a slut is you know I've never even
03:27You know what forget it
03:29You don't know anything about me
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:33Why because of the lacrosse team stupid bro code?
03:36I mean, yeah, there's there's that definitely but no mainly because you're just way better than him
03:45I mean I don't get the appeal with that guy. What's his thing he got like a huge cock or
03:50something
03:53No, I mean I don't know. Okay, I never saw it. Oh
04:01Oh, okay
04:07I was never gonna date Bryce forever. I was just sort of using him for his body
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it. I don't know. I just thought spring break. No parents. I
04:22Didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:25You didn't want to graduate high school the virgin
04:29Well now I will thanks to you
04:31Come on
04:33I know you have this whole lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on, but there is no
04:38way you can blame that on me
04:40Oh, really? Watch me
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:48See there easy you were with Bryce for like four months. Why didn't you just do it then?
04:54because
04:56Because I don't know it just didn't feel right
04:58We're good
05:04What
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys I'm being able to get their girl across the finish line just never
05:11had that problem. So
05:13Aren't you special? Oh
05:16Believe it or not. I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:20Well, you know what maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:23I mean half the schools here. I can just pick someone and get it over with no
05:28No, what no your first time needs to be with someone special
05:34Someone who sees you
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:55What's going on with you two
05:58Nothing
06:00Nothing
06:01Nothing
06:02Yeah, no just try not to kill each other. You know nothing
06:06Nothing nothing new
06:07She must not be trying too hard
06:09Because for a second there it seemed like
06:12You were catching feelings feelings feelings me
06:15Dude, come on. I don't do feelings and especially not for my sister. I mean
06:21You'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not
06:26I mean, she's like my sister, too, bro. Come on
06:41You're never gonna win like that
06:44Definitely not now that you're here
06:49You gotta slow it down
06:50You don't feel it out. Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun
06:57What is?
06:59Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07To score
07:09And feel good while doing it
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate
07:20And you want it to actually feel good
07:23You should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:31Just a one-time thing
07:33Adam is your best friend
07:34And he's my brother
07:36You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:39Maybe I owe you one
07:43You can't even make me feel good
07:45Standing in a room together
07:47Sex with you would be like
07:49Like the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag worthy
07:54I don't mind a little gagging
07:57Look, the way I see it
07:58We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:06Well, first, I'd kiss you
08:14I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:16Because it does
08:20And then, I would slowly touch you
08:26Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:30And then, when Adam believes we take it home
08:32And then, when Adam believes we take it home
08:41Hey son, do you want a tan?
08:45Whoa!
08:47And what's going on here?
08:49Nothing.
08:51I had something in my eye
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:55Didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:57Get your mind out of the gutter
08:59Yes, let's tan. I'll get changed
09:04Let's go
09:13Stepping on your rollercoaster
09:17Going down
09:18But I never felt this high
09:21Biggest ride of the century
09:32You want some help?
09:34I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings, thank you
09:38All good?
09:40Wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:46Sit back, relax, enjoy the view
10:00I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:05Oh, well these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:08You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:12I'm not going to want to sleep with you
10:14Okay, that's a good question
10:17Um...
10:17I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:20Yeah
10:22And when you lose
10:24You need to totally humiliate yourself
10:27Okay, I can come up with something
10:29But I'm not going to lose, so I'm...
10:32We have a deal?
10:34Do your worst
10:36So you consent?
10:39Enthusiastically
10:44Time to suffer!
10:55Yeah, you know what?
10:56No, I'm not doing the ice plunge
10:58What's wrong, Sam? You scared I'll beat your record?
11:01Alright, fine
11:03Time to make you suffer, Montgomery
11:07Alright
11:08In 3...
11:112...
11:111...
11:15You gotta stop her
11:21Up to the shoulders
11:23Breathe
11:24Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
11:26Oh, give up some
11:29Sunshine's calling your name
11:30Oh, fuck off Corbin
11:31Oh my god
11:33Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
11:35What are you doing, what are you doing?
11:36Dude, what the hell?
11:37Oh, just conserving heat
11:39Really? In front of my brother?
11:41You can get out anytime, I would gladly take the wind
11:43Oh, never
11:46That's what I thought
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this
12:12Hmm, me too, the water's feeling nice and warm
12:15Ah, I wasn't talking about the water
12:20You know I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:22Now that you want to get in my pants
12:26You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be like wizards and monsters and whatever
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll
12:36I was a knight, thank you very much
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend
12:42Like when we wanted to talk to each other for real
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though
13:00Well, this is not a game
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb
13:04You know, you can take the win
13:06I give up, some wins
13:11Weak sauce, man
13:18Congrats
13:19This whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:42Still mad at me?
13:47Hmm
13:47Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:52Not a chance
13:54You know I want to make you suffer, right?
13:58How are you gonna do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me
14:08So, if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself
14:19So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:24Yeah
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never gonna sleep with you, but that doesn't mean that I can't torture you
14:35I'm gonna get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:46And how are you gonna do that?
14:50Oh, yeah?
15:09And how are you gonna do that?
15:10Oops
15:10Cleaning up your mess
15:11How about I get the rest for you, though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on
15:22Why don't we hit first base? What do you say?
15:27Why not?
15:30Not a girl
15:53There you two are
15:57Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting, and not again
16:01Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh
16:05Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:09Uh, vampires
16:10All the way to started
16:12Thanks
16:15You've gotta be kidding me
16:18I don't know what you're talking about
16:19Girl, be so for real
16:21Adam might be blind, but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July
16:26Well then, you should get your eyes checked
16:41Oh
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:45Sure
16:47Better sit six feet apart
16:49Give me some of that ice cream
16:50Come on down, son
16:51Take a seat
16:54What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:57Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th
17:01Cause I was sad, she was doing it for her kid
17:03You would sympathize with a serial killer
17:08Don't worry, I'll protect you
17:11Protect me from your son
17:36What are you doing?
17:37I'm just waiting for the right number
17:40What are you doing?
17:41What are you doing?
17:42I'm not reckless
17:43I'm just opportunistic
17:45My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away
17:49Doesn't bother me
17:50I was thinking maybe second base
17:52You're unbelievable
17:54Is that a no?
17:57You're insane if you think you're gonna try anything
18:00Yeah
18:00Are you sure about that?
18:07Okay
18:23I'm gonna stop
18:25I'm gonna stop
18:40No!
18:40I'm too cute to eat
18:49Time for bed, I think
19:14Oh my god
19:15Oh my god
19:16Are you?
19:17What, you coming here to help me out?
19:20What? No, I
19:26Like what you see?
19:27No! No! God no!
19:32Excuse me, just grabbing a towel
19:39Well, I guess my plan's working
19:41Oh yeah? How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours
19:45How are you gonna survive the whole week?
19:47I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal
19:50I hope you're doing the same thing
19:52I don't need to, thank you very much
19:55Yeah, you sure about that?
19:58I'm gonna go use the other bathroom
20:00Okay, you go do that
20:08Look at this, go
20:10There we go
20:10So annoying
20:13Knock knock knock
20:16Hey party people
20:17Hey Daisy, what's going on?
20:21Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight
20:24And taking it easy
20:25I had to leave before I lost my will to live
20:28So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:31Yeah, he's been in his room all week playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat
20:36I broke into Grace's parents liquor cabinet
20:38Who wants a shot?
20:40I'm down!
20:41Why not?
20:43Okay, yeah
20:47You want a liquor?
20:50It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry
20:52I'm okay, I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:58Trust me, it's so good with vodka, it's like a pre-chaser
21:12All right
21:13For spring break
21:15Spring break!
21:16Spring break!
21:18Cheers!
21:18Yay!
21:19Woo!
21:22Whoa!
21:26Let's play a game
21:29Suck and blow?
21:30Gross, no, I'm not playing that with my brother here
21:34Um, sardines?
21:35Ooh, yes, I always love this house for sardines
21:39Great, I'll hide first
21:40I need a breather
21:42Especially after that shot
21:57How did you find me so fast?
21:59This has been your spot since we were kids
22:02I won't tell Adam, don't worry
22:04Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map
22:07I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there
22:10You saw no such thing
22:12You jealous?
22:15No, I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19Oh, so you're worried about me
22:27You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:43Sit down
22:44What?
22:45Sit down
22:48You know, since you won't take care of yourself
22:50I think I have to take care of you
22:53Take care of me how?
22:56Time for third base, um...
23:11Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12
23:13But no sign of Sumner and Corbin
23:17I knew this game was stupid
23:19Let's just call it
23:21Olly olly oxenfree!
23:39Finally!
23:40It's been forever, how'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:46We... had fun sneaking around
23:48Mm-hmm
23:49Well, I got sober looking for you two
23:52I'm gonna grab another drink
23:53Mia?
23:54You want one?
23:55Yeah, I'll go with you
23:59Excuse me
24:05Sumner, let's dance
24:07Okay
24:08Yeah
24:08My part
24:24You really wanna give them this show?
24:27What'd you have in Lent?
24:30Hope you're watching Corbin
24:32You want this ballet?
24:33Yes, you're gonna taste it
24:35It's the best
24:35You know, watch it all go down
24:37Turn the music up loud
24:39A whisper in your mind
24:43I got this feeling
24:46Summer cherry?
24:47I can taste it on your tongue
24:51You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:53It's just a game, Daisy
24:54Yeah, right
24:56You're a whore like everyone says
24:58Whoa, I don't think so
25:00The rumors are true, aren't they some?
25:03You're a slut
25:04Just like everyone says
25:06You don't get to talk to her like that
25:07What'd you do?
25:08Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:11Hey, what's going on?
25:13Get the hell out of here
25:14Fine
25:16I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:19Yo, what do you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:23Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:26She was fired up
25:27She's a dramatic pick-me, Adam
25:28She'll say anything to pay attention
25:31God, you're always like this, Adam
25:32You'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:35Just like you did in 8th grade when you laughed with everyone else
25:38I wasn't laughing
25:39Yeah, well you weren't helping me either
25:41That's your whole deal, huh?
25:43Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch?
25:48I was defending you back there
25:51Too little, too late
25:54You can leave me alone
25:57Both of you
26:24Peace offering
26:25Peace offering
26:28I'm sorry about Daisy
26:40I'm sorry about everything
26:43You wanna be more specific?
26:48I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:53You know, I wish you could understand how much I regret it
26:57I bet you don't even think about it
27:01Uh, you'd be surprised some
27:09I used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16Obviously, I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell anyone
27:18I mean, you're my best friend's sister
27:29I guess I just acted out
27:34It's real mature, Corbin
27:37I was 14
27:38I was 14, okay?
27:39You were driving me crazy
27:40I couldn't stop thinking about you
27:41I couldn't
27:41Keep my hands away
27:44So you
27:46Tormented me?
27:48I took it too far
27:49That day
27:52The biggest mistake of my life
27:58I lost one of my best friends
28:00That day, so...
28:06Wanna hand me one?
28:08Mm-hmm
28:17You know how to do this?
28:19Yes
28:21You know how to do this?
28:21No, you shouldn't go that fast
28:24Well, I'm hungry
28:25Okay, but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out
28:30Look at that, already on fire
28:33Damn it
28:34Told you
28:37I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:44Assholes, plural?
28:52I'm not admitting anything till you do
28:55What do you mean?
29:00You said...
29:01You had a crush on me?
29:04In middle school?
29:07Yeah
29:11How do you feel about me now?
29:16No
29:18How do I feel about you now?
29:25I thought...
29:26I thought...
29:27It was...
29:28So obvious...
29:34I really wanna kiss you right now
29:39What do you want?
29:44I want you to take me home
29:47You wanna go home?
29:50No
29:54Home
30:06Hey!
30:07What are you doing?
30:10You love me better than you
30:14It's like we're stuck
30:16But you won't grow up
30:17And I'm getting tired
30:19I'm tired of waiting
30:20And I'm getting tired of waiting
30:21Just like we're stuck
30:23You won't grow up
30:24And I'm getting tired
30:26I'm tired of waiting
30:28For you
30:31To make
30:32Your moves
30:34You can love me better than you
30:38You can love me better than you
30:39You can love me better than you
30:41All my mind's loving's on my mind
30:49No
30:49Need to do
30:49That who I love you
30:50Is it?
30:56For you
30:58You love me better than you
31:01Yeah
31:02Oh
31:06You love me better than you
31:08Love me better than you
31:10Yeah
31:10You too
31:20what the hell are you laughing about right now oh nothing just uh just about how i won
31:27carbon montgomery is this all just still a game to you no i won but i'm not talking about a
31:33game
31:37well it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:41i'll show you a treat hey
31:46what the hell are you doing
31:52my best friend my sister adam it's not like that first bryce and now corbin who's next son
32:02it's not like that corbin and i actually care about each other tell him corb
32:05yeah yeah corbin tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:11adam don't talk like that just leave somewhere seriously
32:20we should have never done this
32:24what the hell were you thinking man hey
32:29i'm talking to you i wasn't thinking okay it was a spur of the moment thing
32:34bullshit what no i've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:37okay just drop it man hell since we were fucking kids man
32:41what's your problem you're not the only one who gets to care about her adam
32:46i mean is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home
32:50maybe i'm not the right guy for her but someday somebody will be
32:54so you better get your shit together before that day comes because sooner or later she's
32:57not gonna take it anymore
32:59hey where do you think you're going to apologize
33:05i can't believe for one second i thought
33:07corbin montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:10i'm so stupid
33:12you are not stupid and honestly i'm proud of you sumner
33:17you should sign me up for some addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:22listen you took a chance and you opened yourself up in a way that i've never seen before
33:27yeah well it wasn't real
33:30it's just hormones or something
33:33it was real
33:35i was watching you two all week it was like sitting in front row at a nora effron movie
33:40yeah well it doesn't matter anymore because corbin's still a coward
33:45i don't know if adam's ever going to talk to me again
33:48he will
33:50how can you sound so sure
33:53because
33:56well
33:59there's something i have to tell you
34:08you skunk
34:09i know what you're gonna say
34:11i cannot believe you
34:13you're such a hypocrite you've been hooking up with mia this whole time
34:17what
34:18i told her everything adam
34:21oh your sister's best friend bro
34:26corbin's right
34:27if you're not cool with him and sumner day then you and i should break up too
34:32babe
34:32come on
34:33don't babe me
34:34i mean it adam
34:36you're being absolutely ridiculous
34:39but she's my
34:42and he's my
34:43grow up
34:45wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates
34:50just like
34:52don't pity a in front of me
34:54okay
34:55thanks for your blessing adam
34:56but we won't be needing it
34:59you couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me
35:03mia came to my defense before you did
35:05son come on
35:06you know don't call me that
35:09how am i ever gonna trust you
35:11you're just like how you were in middle school
35:13and you're never gonna change
35:28tomner i'm sorry okay
35:31you know you've been saying that for years
35:33i don't believe you
35:34i was an idiot okay i didn't know what to say to him
35:36so you thought saying nothing would be better
35:39you never stand up for
35:40no i was telling the truth
35:42i wanted to apologize to you first
35:46your words mean nothing
35:52you know you're gonna have to prostrate
35:53you know what to say to me
35:58you
35:58you know what to say to you
36:07you
36:07you know you
36:08you
36:08you
36:08you
36:08you
36:11you
36:12yeah
36:13you
36:17I don't know mom I just want to spend the night in my own bed okay yeah Adam and me
36:22are gonna
36:22drive back together I don't know how Corbin's gonna get home he could hitchhike for all I care
36:28I love you too ladies and gentlemen welcome to the show Adam are we good over there got this
36:35angle crystal clear what are you guys doing just live streaming to the whole school you want to
36:39say hi no okay well you're not the main attraction anyway what what's the main attraction I'm the
36:47main attraction oh Corbin give us a show shake it boy kill both of you come on don't you want
36:57your
36:57girl to know how much she means to you no I do Sumner Marlowe I need you to believe me
37:04when I
37:04say this I want to be with you and you're right you know words don't always give the whole story
37:10so
37:18hey okay what do you say I want to be with you too Corbin
37:38you
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