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00:17We should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:21Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:25I don't know, Bryce. I'm really not feeling this.
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:32Hey, just let me stick it out.
00:34What?! Ew, no!
00:35But you've never put out.
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce. We talked about this.
00:40And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away don't exactly turn me
00:44on, okay?
00:46But I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:52What? Why would you say that?
00:53It's what everyone says.
00:55Ugh! You know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:59Babe, come on. It's a good thing.
01:01Oh, what's going on? I heard yelling.
01:03You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
01:06What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend.
01:11What the hell, Sundar? Come on, don't be like that.
01:14No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:18I didn't start those rumors.
01:20Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:24Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:32Corbin, don't!
01:33No, let go of me. Let go of me.
01:34You know he's gonna tell Coach!
01:37Look, I want to Bryce beat down more than anything.
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:44But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team.
01:49Hello.
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving.
01:58Stay away from Sumner.
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
02:05Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
02:06Go crash on her couch.
02:07Just get your shit and go.
02:18You okay?
02:20You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:22He's gone.
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:27Or you know what? Do.
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:47He was the new kid.
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No.
02:54You just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party.
02:57Okay.
02:57If there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it in
03:00a heartbeat.
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice.
03:04Hey, I can work with that.
03:06That's something.
03:08Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old, and believe it or not, you didn't always hate
03:12me.
03:12Funny.
03:13I don't remember that.
03:15I know you're pissed about something, and I know it's more than just me.
03:19You know, the worst part about being called a slut is...
03:21You know, I've never even...
03:27You know what? Forget it.
03:29You don't know anything about me.
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:34Why?
03:34Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely.
03:39But no.
03:39Mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:47What's his thing?
03:48He got like a huge cock or something?
03:53No.
03:54I mean, I don't know, okay?
03:57I never saw it.
04:00What?
04:01Oh.
04:02Oh, okay.
04:08I was never gonna date Bryce forever.
04:10I was just...
04:11sort of...
04:12Using him for his body.
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it.
04:17I don't know, I just thought...
04:19Spring break, no parents.
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school a virgin.
04:29Well, now I will, thanks to you.
04:31Come on.
04:33I know you have this whole...
04:35Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on,
04:38but there is no way you can blame that on me.
04:40Oh, really?
04:41Watch me.
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless...
04:47Existence.
04:48See?
04:49There.
04:50Easy.
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:53Why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because...
04:56Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:59Or good.
05:04What?
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:11Just never had that problem, so...
05:13Aren't you special?
05:16Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:20Well, you know what?
05:21Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:23I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:27No.
05:28No, what?
05:29No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:34Someone who sees you.
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out.
05:55What's going on with you two?
05:58Nothing.
06:00Nothing.
06:02Yeah, no, just trying not to kill each other.
06:05You know, nothing, nothing, nothing new.
06:08She must not be trying too hard.
06:10Because for a second there, it seemed like you were catching feelings.
06:14Feelings? Me?
06:15Dude, come on, I don't do feelings.
06:18And especially not for my sister.
06:20I mean, you'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not.
06:26I mean, she's like my sister too, bro.
06:28Come on.
06:41You're never going to win like that.
06:45Definitely not now that you're here.
06:49You've got to slow it down.
06:51You've got to feel it out.
06:52Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun.
06:58What is?
06:59Figuring out exactly what move you need to make.
07:07To score.
07:09And feel good while doing it.
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate, and you want it to actually feel good, you
07:23should let me be your first time.
07:28Adam would never forgive us.
07:30He leaves a day early.
07:31We could do it then.
07:32Just a one-time thing.
07:34Adam is your best friend.
07:35And he's my brother.
07:37You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:40Maybe I owe you one.
07:43You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together.
07:48Sex with you would be like, like the dentist.
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy.
07:55I don't mind a little gagging.
07:57Look, the way I see it, we would round the bases before we took it home.
08:02What does that mean?
08:06Well, first I'd kiss you.
08:14I'd make it feel like it actually means something.
08:17Because it does.
08:20And then I would slowly touch you.
08:27Everywhere except where you wanted it most.
08:31And then when Adam leaves, we take it home.
08:41Hey, son, do you want a tan?
08:46Whoa!
08:48And what's going on here?
08:50Nothing.
08:51I had something in my eye.
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:55Didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now.
08:58Get your mind out of the gutter.
09:00Yes, let's tan.
09:01And then I'll get changed.
09:04Let's go.
09:13Stepping on your roller coaster
09:16Going down
09:18But I never felt this high
09:21Biggest ride of the century
09:32You want some help?
09:35I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings.
09:39All good.
09:40I wasn't thinking about that anyway.
10:00I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy.
10:05Oh, well, these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:09You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:12I'm not going to want to sleep with you.
10:14Okay, that's a good question.
10:17Um...
10:18Well, I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:20Yeah.
10:22And when you lose,
10:25you need to totally humiliate yourself.
10:27Okay, I can come up with something.
10:30But I'm not going to lose, so I'm...
10:32Do you have a deal?
10:34Do your worst.
10:36So you consent?
10:39Enthusiastically.
10:44Time to suffer!
10:55Yeah, you know what?
10:56No.
10:57I'm not doing the ice plunge.
10:58What's wrong, Sam?
10:59You scared I'll beat your record?
11:01All right, fine.
11:03Time to make you suffer, Montgomery.
11:07All right.
11:08In three,
11:10two,
11:11one.
11:15You got to stop her.
11:21Up to the shoulders.
11:24Breathe.
11:25Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
11:27Oh, give up some.
11:29Sunshine's calling your name.
11:30Oh, fuck off, Corbin.
11:31Oh my god.
11:33Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
11:34Oh, oh, what are you doing?
11:35What are you doing?
11:36Dude, what the hell?
11:37Oh, just conserving heat.
11:39Really?
11:40In front of my brother?
11:41You can get out anytime.
11:42I would gladly take the wind.
11:43Oh, never.
11:46That's what I thought.
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:15You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:22Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:27You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever.
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll.
12:36I was a knight.
12:38Thank you very much.
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:43Like, when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though.
13:00Well, this is not a game.
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb.
13:04You know what?
13:05You can take the wind.
13:06I give up.
13:08Some wins.
13:11Weak sauce, man.
13:18Congrats.
13:20This whole you being nice thing isn't going to work.
13:42Still mad at me?
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday, not a chance.
13:55You know I want to make you suffer, right?
13:59How are you going to do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
14:08So if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:19So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:24I mean, we both know I'm never going to sleep with you, but that doesn't mean that I can't torture
14:34you.
14:35I'm going to get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:46And how are you going to do that?
14:54Oops.
14:55Looks like I spilled.
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
15:12How about I get the rest for you, though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base?
15:24What do you say?
15:28Why not?
15:31Love you, girl.
15:53There you two are.
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting, and not again.
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh.
16:06Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:10Uh, vampires.
16:11All the way to started.
16:13Thanks.
16:16You've got to be kidding me.
16:18I don't know what you're talking about.
16:20Girl, be so for real.
16:22Adam might be blind, but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July.
16:26Well, then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:28Oh.
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:46Sure.
16:47Better sit six feet apart.
16:49Give me some of that ice cream.
16:51Come on down, son.
16:52Take a seat.
16:55What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:57Oh, it says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
17:01Because I was sad.
17:02She was doing it for her kid.
17:04You would sympathize with a serial killer.
17:08Don't worry.
17:10I'll protect you.
17:11Protect me from your son.
17:14Oh.
17:36What are you doing?
17:38I'm just waiting for the right moment.
17:40Corbin.
17:42I'm not recluse.
17:44I'm just opportunistic.
17:46My brother and my best friend are sitting my feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me.
17:50I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Is that a no?
17:58You're insane if you think you're going to try anything.
18:00Yeah.
18:01You sure about that?
18:07Okay.
18:24Do you want me to stop?
18:26Stop.
18:28Stop.
18:30Stop.
18:33Stop.
18:40Stop.
18:41I'm too cute to eat.
18:49Time for bed, I think.
19:14oh my god are you what you come here to help me out what no i
19:26like what you see no no god no
19:32excuse me just grabbing a towel
19:39well i guess my plan's working oh yeah how do you figure it could last 24 hours
19:45how are you gonna survive the whole week i mean i don't mind taking care of myself before the real
19:50deal i hope you're doing the same thing i don't need to thank you very much yeah you sure about
19:56that i'm gonna go use the other bathroom okay you go do that
20:08look at this go there we go
20:13knock knock knock
20:16hey party people hey daisy what's going on
20:21grace and the other girls are staying in tonight and taking it easy
20:25to leave before i lost my will to live so did bryce end up crashing with you
20:31yeah he's been in his room all week playing machine gun kelly on repeat
20:36i broke into grace's parents liquor cabinet who wants a shot
20:41why not okay yeah
20:48you want a lick corp it's my favorite flavor summer cherry i'm okay i'm more of a chocolate
20:54guy anyway
20:58trust me it's so good with vodka it's like a pre-chaser
21:12all right for spring break spring break spring break
21:26let's play a game
21:29suck and blow
21:30gross no i'm not playing that with my brother here
21:34um sardines
21:35oh yes i always love this house for sardines
21:39great i'll hide first
21:41okay i need a breather especially after that shot
21:57how did you find me so fast
22:00this has been your spot since we were kids
22:02i won't tell adam don't worry
22:05adam couldn't find the laundry room if i drew him a map
22:08i saw you shooting daggers at daisy out there
22:10you saw no such thing
22:12you jealous
22:15no i'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19oh so you're worried about me
22:27you know you don't need to be jealous right
22:43sit down
22:44what
22:45sit down
22:49you know since you won't take care of yourself i think i have to take care of you
22:53take care of me how
22:57time for third base
22:58um
23:11well i found the retainer i lost when i was 12
23:13but no sign of sumner and corbin
23:17i knew this game was stupid
23:19let's just call it
23:21ollie ollie oxen free
23:39finally
23:40it's been forever
23:41how'd you guys not get totally bored
23:46we
23:47had fun sneaking around
23:49well i got sober looking for you too
23:52i'm gonna grab another drink
23:54mia
23:54you want one
23:55yeah i'll go with you
23:59excuse me
24:05sumner let's dance
24:07okay
24:24do you really want to give them this show
24:28what'd you have in mind
24:31hope you're watching corbin
24:46summer cherry
24:47i can taste it on your tongue
24:51you did like sneaking around huh
24:53it's just a game daisy
24:55yeah right
24:57you're a whore like everyone says
24:58i don't think so
25:01the rumors are true
25:02aren't they some
25:03you're a slut
25:04just like everyone says
25:06you don't get to talk to her like that
25:08what'd you do
25:08let him fuck you in a closet
25:11hey what's going on
25:13get the hell out of here
25:14fine
25:16i don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:19yo what you mean by sloppy sec
25:23do you seriously believe anything daisy cooper says
25:26she was fired up
25:27she's a dramatic pick me adam
25:29she'll say anything but good attention
25:31god you're always like this adam
25:33you'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:36just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else
25:38i wasn't laughing
25:39yeah well you weren't helping me either
25:41that's your whole deal huh
25:42just humiliate sumner and then let everyone at school torture her
25:46while you guys just stand there and watch
25:48i was defending you back there
25:51too little too late
25:54you can leave me alone
25:57both of you
26:24peace out for him
26:29i'm sorry about daisy
26:41i'm sorry about everything
26:43you want to be more specific
26:48i'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:53no i wish you could understand how much i regret it
26:58i bet you don't even think about it
27:01uh you'd be surprised some
27:10i used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16obviously i couldn't tell you
27:17i couldn't tell anyone
27:18i mean
27:18you're my best friend's sister
27:29i guess i just acted out
27:34it's real mature
27:35corbin
27:37i was 14
27:38okay you were driving me crazy
27:40i couldn't stop thinking about you
27:41i couldn't
27:42keep my hands away
27:44so you
27:46tormented me
27:48i took it too far
27:49that day
27:53the biggest mistake of my life
27:58i lost one of my best friends
28:00that day
28:01so
28:07you want to hand me one
28:08you know how to do this
28:19yes
28:21you shouldn't go that fast
28:24well i'm hungry
28:25okay but you can't just stick it in
28:27and expect it to work out
28:30look at that
28:30already on fire
28:33damn it
28:34told you
28:37i don't know why i keep falling for assholes
28:44assholes plural
28:52i'm not admitting anything till you do
28:55what do you mean
29:00you said
29:02you had a crush on me
29:04in middle school
29:07yeah
29:12how do you feel about me now
29:16no
29:18how do i feel about you now
29:25i thought
29:27it was
29:29so obvious
29:34i really want to kiss you right now
29:39what do you want
29:45i want you to take me home
29:48do you want to go home
29:50no
29:55home
30:06hey
30:07what are you doing
30:09i want you to take me home
30:09you love me better than you
30:14it's like we suck
30:16you won't grow up
30:18and i'm getting tired of waiting
30:20it's like we suck
30:23you won't grow up
30:25and i'm getting tired
30:26i'm tired of waiting
30:28for you
30:41i'm getting tired of it
30:44no
30:44you
30:51i'm getting tired of it
30:55okay
30:56i'm getting tired of it
31:00and
31:00You love me better than you do
31:02Yeah, you do
31:06You love me better than you
31:08Love me better than you do
31:20What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh, nothing. Just about how I won.
31:28Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game.
31:37Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself.
31:41I'll show you a treat.
31:42Hey!
31:46What the hell are you doing?
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that.
31:57Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin?
32:00Who's next, son?
32:03It's not like that. Corbin and I actually care about each other. Tell him, Corb.
32:06Yeah, yeah, Corbin. Tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister.
32:11Adam, don't talk like that.
32:14Just leave somewhere.
32:16Seriously?
32:21We should have never done this.
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you.
32:30I wasn't thinking.
32:31Okay, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing.
32:34Bullshit.
32:34What?
32:35You know, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week.
32:38Okay, just drop it, man.
32:39We were fucking kids, man.
32:41What's your problem?
32:43You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam.
32:46I mean, is this how you're going to act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:51Maybe I'm not the right guy for her, but someday somebody will be.
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes, because sooner or later, she's not going to take
32:58it anymore.
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize.
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me.
33:11I'm so stupid.
33:13You are not stupid.
33:14And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner.
33:17You should sign me up for some addicted to assholes rehab program or something.
33:22Listen, you took a chance.
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before.
33:28Yeah, well, it wasn't real.
33:30It's just hormones or something.
33:34It was real.
33:35I was watching you two all week.
33:37It was like sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie.
33:40Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore, because Corbin's still a coward.
33:44And I don't know if Adam's ever going to talk to me again.
33:48He will.
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:56Because, well, there's something I have to tell you.
34:08You scumbag.
34:10I know what you're going to say.
34:12I cannot believe you.
34:13You're such a hypocrite.
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time.
34:18What?
34:19I told her everything, Adam.
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:26Corbin's right.
34:28If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day, then you and I should break up, too.
34:32Babe, come on.
34:33Don't babe me.
34:34I mean it, Adam.
34:36You're being absolutely ridiculous.
34:39But she's my...
34:42And he's my...
34:43Grow up.
34:45Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on, like, double dates?
34:50Just like...
34:52Don't PDA in front of me.
34:54Okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam.
34:57But we won't be needing it.
35:00You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did.
35:06Sum, come on.
35:07You know, don't call me that.
35:09How am I ever going to trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school.
35:14And you're never going to change.
35:29Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years.
35:33I don't believe you.
35:34No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him.
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for...
35:41No, I was telling the truth.
35:43I wanted to apologize to you first.
35:46Your words mean nothing.
36:17I don't know, Mom.
36:18I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:25I don't know how Corbin's going to get home.
36:26He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:29I love you too.
36:31Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:34Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear.
36:37What are you guys doing?
36:38Just live streaming to the whole school.
36:39Want to say hi?
36:40No.
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:44What?
36:44What's the main attraction?
36:47I'm the main attraction.
36:48Oh, Corbin, give us a show.
36:53Shake it, boy.
36:54Oh, my God, I killed both of you.
36:56Come on, don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:01No, I do.
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:06I want to be with you.
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:14Hey!
37:16Hey!
37:17Hey!
37:19Okay.
37:22Okay.
37:27What do you say?
37:34I want to be with you too, Corbin.
37:40Hey!
37:41I'm going to waste your purse
37:43as my life works through
37:45Sometimes I want to pee
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