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00:00Right now I'm having a lot of dreams about myself when I was little.
00:02It's like I miss school
00:03In any case, the atmosphere, the friends, the class, the grades
00:06Today I thought it would be cool to see a little bit
00:09What hidden gems lie behind the worst student answers?
00:12I even like to wear my glasses for this event
00:14Because, guys, at the end of the year, what I loved was burning my notes
00:16You won't have any proof on me, okay?
00:18Mom, you'd better not pull out any gems.
00:20Because I've had my share of setbacks, and some complete failures too.
00:22And I'm not going to lie to you, sometimes I was a little bit unconventional in my answers.
00:25For example, a simple question
00:26This boy is
00:27A sad, B happy, C
00:30The correct answer is he is injured
00:32He replied, "He's ugly."
00:35Plus, we have his first name
00:36He's screwed.
00:37He wants to attack bone
00:40The other planets
00:43Small appetite
00:44He took on the appearance
00:46Small appetite
00:49Pardon
00:50Small appetite
00:51Perhaps he was hungry when he wrote that essay, I suppose.
00:54Here, friends, we have a hungry person at a walrus.
00:57In math class
00:58And he said he lost his home because of global warming
01:01And it chose to settle in my math notebook.
01:02I apologize for letting go of his locker
01:04So that's his excuse for having drawn a Morse code on his math homework.
01:08In any case, he's cute.
01:09Used
01:10Sorry, I got spoiled.
01:12Use this or that to indicate which number is the largest
01:14The 0.5
01:15Eaten
01:16To say that it's smaller, it was because of the mouth
01:18Wait, how is it that you're so good at drawing? It's impossible!
01:21And I'm going to give that guy a rating right now.
01:23POV when your student gives you a masterclass as homework
01:26I absolutely have to show you something
01:27So I created an extra assignment
01:28For students who would like to improve their grade
01:30Or an assignment they might have missed
01:32Okay
01:32So they have to do a research paper for me on a scientist of their choice.
01:36Okay
01:36Whether it is fictional or real
01:37They need to give me a very detailed biography section.
01:40And a portrait section in the artistic style of their choice.
01:43All right
01:44And that's where they told me about Nikola Tesla
01:46But don't just look at any one
01:48Oh yeah
01:49Nikola Tesla from the manga Valkyrie Apocalypse
01:52Honestly, the drawing is incredible.
01:54Well, he got 18 out of 20.
01:55He didn't get 20 out of 20 because the biography is a little too fast-paced.
01:57Not very detailed
01:58But in any case, absolutely magnificent.
02:00Oh yeah
02:01I don't know what you guys think, but it's approved by the teacher.
02:03Wait, what do you mean teachers make TikToks?
02:05But yeah, I would have loved it so much
02:07Nikola Tesla, it's July 10th
02:10Yeah, actually, why didn't he get a 20? Because look at the end.
02:12Alternating current, the field of time
02:13The ETC remote control
02:14Besides, I'm not going to lie to you, but writing a biography of a person
02:17GPT Chat
02:18This one's like this if you need to make more lines
02:19He is in fourth grade
02:20It's powerful
02:21Named 6 animals that live specifically in the Arctic
02:242 polar bears
02:25What ?
02:263 is blocked and 4 are seals
02:27But you're messing with the man
02:28I believe it, I don't believe it's true
02:30No, I don't believe it.
02:31He put things in the plural because he can't find the other animals
02:33It doesn't work
02:34Why do pure water always contain as many hydrogen ions as hydroxide ions?
02:39Because they steal atoms
02:41Who or when
02:42But what are the police doing?
02:45Unless it's my profile
02:47I'm not going to lie to you because I was terrible at physics and chemistry.
02:49I had so little to gain from it
02:50And unless that's my copy
02:51My mom worked a lot today
02:53She deserves a microwaved hot dog
02:56What ?
02:569.12 is surrounded
02:58Jesus, she solves all problems
03:00But he forgot to teach you how to spell
03:02I admit that
03:04Re-sub
03:05S-A-U-D
03:06Even up there you can see that thing, it's crossed out, it's fake
03:08That's not my copy
03:09No, it's not my copy.
03:10We need to find him, he's funny.
03:12But
03:13That's the guy from earlier.
03:22It must be hot
03:23I can't even imagine what it's like in math class.
03:25But the 6 is the 7, now it's going to hell in a handbasket
03:26Look there
03:27Oh, wait, but we have it.
03:28Give the whole number directly to do at 68-67
03:31Yes 6-7
03:31The teacher wrote that.
03:32The teacher wrote that.
03:34Which color was drawn less often according to the data?
03:36Green, yes, okay.
03:37There's nothing but
03:38There are only two green ones
03:39Explain how you know your answer is correct
03:41My brain is always right
03:42I would have said, "My eyes..."
03:43Well, look
03:43Open your eyes, I would have done
03:44Solve by elimination
03:47What
03:48It's not even in mode
03:49He left it white in mode
03:50I don't know
03:51He replied
03:51Ah, that's too much work.
03:52I can't
03:53That's too much work
03:54But but
03:54But where do we live?
03:55Seriously
03:56But guys, he's screwed up now, huh?
03:57When was Jesus born?
03:58I don't know, I wasn't born yet.
04:02Finally, yeah
04:03How can you not know when Jesus was born?
04:04I spent 400 euros
04:06In a school-like fashion this year
04:07I could have bought a lot of ham
04:08He likes ham
04:10Okay
04:10I just received a note from YouTube, by the way.
04:12Who says you are 61%
04:13Watch the videos
04:14And still not subscribed to my channel
04:15Subscribe
04:16By activating the bell
04:17Like that last person
04:18Who just did it?
04:19Poor guy, your producer is making you suffer
04:20Everyone understands
04:20You're messing up your front
04:24Beware of the trap
04:34That's very good.
04:35That's very good.
04:36That's very good.
04:40If you don't know
04:41You can move on to the next question.
04:44Don't get stuck on one question
04:49Yes, you have a question.
04:52Yes
04:53Let me see
04:56I can't help you
04:58That's when it will give you the answer.
05:03You can ask for a correction fluid if you want.
05:06Yes
05:07But you need to have your things with you next time in geography.
05:11Not the white-out
05:12Oh yes
05:18Ask if you want a draft
05:19Very, very strong
05:21The correction fluid saved me
05:22Ah, a memory!
05:22The white-out
05:23What an invention!
05:24The mouse
05:25The mouse was powerful
05:26Wow
05:26Draw the digestive system
05:28Wow
05:29The teacher gave him a 10 plus 5
05:31So, 15
05:31That's a good point about it.
05:32But he asked
05:33What kind of species is this?
05:34Because
05:35I admit that
05:36However
05:36He created a digestive system
05:38From a Worms
05:39Stop
05:40We know this curve
05:41He managed it
05:42He handled it, guys
05:43My favorite thing to do at school
05:45And leave
05:46Ah
05:47Oh
05:48Parent's signature (mother)
05:49I don't think it's going to work
05:51Can you draw this ship?
05:53No
05:55He revered the ship
05:56What
05:56Student's name
05:57Leo Roussel
05:58Whoops, we have the name
05:59Describe what is meant by forgetting
06:00I don't remember
06:02We have your first name
06:03This teacher
06:04Okay
06:05Chloe
06:05Okay, let's go!
06:06Say tickle
06:07Without saying yes
06:08Cat
06:09No and no
06:10It's ticklish
06:12Compared to the whore
06:16What the fuck
06:17What the fuck
06:19For what
06:20Oh fuck
06:21Fleas
06:21Next, what did we have?
06:22Say peanut
06:23Without saying yes
06:27For what
06:30Fleas
06:31That's what I wanted
06:32I wet the bed twice
06:33Without saying
06:33No bed
06:37Oh, it's okay.
06:38Oh, it's okay.
06:39Oh, it's okay.
06:41You can laugh at any age.
06:4410 years
06:45We replace a
06:46However
06:47However
06:47Of
06:47Oh shit, I get it.
06:48When you want to
06:50No, but wait.
06:51No, but that's something
06:53It's not a thing
06:54Fleas
07:03Fleas
07:07No, but wait.
07:08No, but wait.
07:09No, but wait.
07:09No, but wait.
07:09No, but wait.
07:10No, but wait.
07:11Well, the troll wasn't bad.
07:12The evening was really nice.
07:14Why do we pay taxes?
07:15To avoid getting arrested
07:18Understanding taxes
07:19Test
07:20Ah, I like it very much.
07:20Are you immature?
07:21Yes no
07:22Okay
07:22Are you nervous?
07:24Whoa!
07:24Okay
07:25Are you paranoid?
07:26No, why?
07:26Are you racist?
07:27No, but he draws in black
07:29Are you drunk?
07:29No, but he's not in it.
07:31Are you an idiot?
07:32He's turning it
07:34On tour of the thing
07:35He does everything backwards
07:36Brother
07:36My lips produce a gem.
07:38On the contrary
07:38Guys, you absolutely have to
07:39Let me show you something
07:41I did a quick check
07:42With my fifth grade class
07:43And in a question
07:44I'm asking what pH is.
07:45And how do we measure it?
07:46The lips told me
07:47pH
07:48This is the place
07:49Who separates
07:50A city of a different kind
07:52Wait
07:53Qui-K-I
07:54Qui-K-I
07:57There are barriers
07:58And we can pay
07:59By species
08:00By card
08:01Or by tele-PH
08:03Awesome
08:05pH
08:06He thought it was the tollbooth
08:07Oh my God
08:08It's hot
08:09Degameter
08:10The degameter
08:11A degameter
08:14Wow
08:15The banana car
08:16OK, agreed
08:17There's a teacher who's blushing
08:17Student progress
08:18Live
08:19It's insane!
08:19Oh, I really like that.
08:21Oh
08:21Oh
08:22Completely crazy
08:224 equals 0
08:24Now that's magic!
08:26Psartek
08:27There
08:30Psartek
08:31He really did write Psartek
08:32We can put Psartek there.
08:33To him
08:33What ?
08:344 equals 0
08:35And then people will tell me
08:35Sir, but
08:36There's nothing serious
08:37No, no
08:37First year of specialization
08:38There's nothing serious
08:39There is never
08:39There's nothing serious
08:403
08:414
08:414 and a half
08:434 and a half
08:44Out of 6
08:45So, let me explain.
08:46This is a somewhat unusual case.
08:48What ?
08:48There are students who have accommodations.
08:50Type PAP
08:51And when there is a PAP arrangement
08:52I multiply the note
08:54By 1.2
08:55Ah
08:55Ah, the PAP arrangements
08:57Well, yes
08:57Guys, I got screwed, okay?
08:59I could have had some PAP accommodations, okay.
09:00I didn't go to get them
09:01Because I didn't know that existed, bro
09:03But if I had known that PAP accommodations existed, bro
09:05I could have had times 1.2 on all the grades
09:07But I admit you're in speculum
09:094 equals 0
09:11Aliens can't send text messages
09:13Their fingers being too big
09:14Furthermore, they have no network in space.
09:16I think they're thinking about the fingers of
09:18E.T. home phone
09:19E.T. home phone
09:23The conductor of the correction
09:31He's going fast
09:32I had a teacher
09:33I remember, I think it was in 6th grade.
09:35In a "what if" mode, if you thought your teacher
09:37He had corrected your paper
09:38And he himself had made a mistake in your correction
09:40And you found the mistake and you proved it to him
09:42Well, he added a ton of points to your score.
09:43Well guys, I found some every time
09:44But I was pretty much the only guy he was in the class
09:46So the others were looking at me a little strangely.
09:47Oh yeah, the guy just keeps trying to score points.
09:50He doesn't trust the teacher
09:51Yeah, but
09:52I originally had good grades
09:53But in addition to that, like
09:54Well, I was going far, you know
09:56Wow
09:56Emma
09:57Matt
09:58Find X
09:59I would have done the same thing
10:00I would have done the same thing
10:01Completely absorbed in correcting papers
10:03And all of a sudden
10:04All of a sudden
10:06A bicycle was about to rush towards him.
10:11All of a sudden
10:13Oh no, man
10:15Spelling
10:16Spelling is really important if you want to manage to have good spelling.
10:17It's because your parents are in DR whipping you
10:19If there's no one to whip you
10:20Why are you going to all this trouble to write so well?
10:23It was the controls that Zlatanized the class
10:25Because he outmaneuvered the controls.
10:26Oh dear!
10:27Draw the line D2 parallel to D1 passing through B.
10:30He sent that idiot through A.
10:31What are rights D2 and D3?
10:33Are they parallel?
10:34Justify your answer with a sentence
10:35I took a pencil and drew
10:36I think I once answered like that, like, really
10:38Like, I had to write something in a...
10:39Well, it's obvious.
10:41Oh, a sticker?
10:46Wait, let me see what he wrote there.
10:48Because there are 10 here
10:48Attention
10:49Whoa, that smells bad, doesn't it?
10:50Animals
10:52He wrote "fuck" instead of "duck".
10:54So that's a reason for the delay.
10:55Our alarm clock broke.
10:57It's lost in the corridors.
10:58It has to be done
10:59And you're at Ramazan's kebab shop
11:01And it was good
11:03Okay
11:03Did you drool on yourself, Arthur?
11:06Not at all, it's a kebab
11:07It's a kebab
11:08Tomato and onion salad
11:09Not even
11:10Algerian SOS?
11:11Not even
11:12Ah, you know nothing!
11:12SOS Algerian is the best
11:14Axel, what's wrong?
11:15Sir, I'm talking about size, please.
11:16Recess starts in 5 minutes, can't you wait?
11:18No, it's like this: I like to shit.
11:22Go to hell if I tell you that
11:24But what are you doing with your ruler in your mouth?
11:27I bet in my throat
11:29We're dead
11:32To be continued in the next episode
11:33Oh la la la la la
11:35Third
11:35To be continued in the next episode
11:37Don't piss me off
11:37The rest of the points too
11:3905 out of 15
11:41Oh la la la la
11:42It stings
11:43He's too lazy to keep writing
11:44Draw a picture
11:45What will you look like in 100 years?
11:47But I would actually be dead
11:48With a tomb
11:49It's true
11:50And that ends the video very well.
11:51Well guys, anyway I hope you enjoyed it.
11:53Subscribe and turn on notifications.
11:54That would make me really happy
11:55Pardon
11:56And I'm just inviting you to click here.
11:57If you want to see another masterclass video
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11:59It was a chain
12:00Ciao bye
12:00It's the air
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