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00:00Who are you, Serisa? Who do you think you are to behave like this towards me today?
00:03Welcome to episode 17 of Skibidi, Aunt Froute!
00:06Yesterday, Serisa put Mandarino back in his place and Cocotier revealed Banano's secrets to Bananella.
00:12Today is Frézio and Frézita's date. The date everyone's been waiting for!
00:16Hold on tight, it's going to be intense!
00:18Frézio, thank you for coming.
00:20The public voted, not me.
00:22Okay. Um, are you alright?
00:25Yeah.
00:26It's hard without you on the island. I miss you so much.
00:30Please stop acting like nothing happened, you're making me
00:33drive me crazy.
00:34I understand. Frézio, I've made the worst mistake of my life.
00:36I gave in to Pastéco because I felt lonely and sad on this island.
00:40He turned me against the grain, he manipulated me.
00:42I know that's not an excuse. I know that very well.
00:45If only I could go back.
00:47I think about you all the time, I love you.
00:50I miss you with every passing hour.
00:52But how could you do this to me, Frézita? How could you?
00:56We had been on the island for five days.
00:59I can't believe you anymore, I don't trust you anymore.
01:01Frézio, when I wrote the letter, I put my whole soul into it.
01:03I promise I'm not lying to you.
01:05Frézio, I can't imagine a world where we don't leave the island together.
01:08Do you love me, Frézio? I love you so much it hurts.
01:10So? Have you seen Pastéco since the last ceremony?
01:13No, Frézio, I swear.
01:14I didn't do anything. Pastéco left the island.
01:17And I couldn't go on without you, Frézio.
01:19It's too hard.
01:23I'm too stupid.
01:24As if he were going to take me in his arms.
01:26It's horrible, I swear, my heart aches so much.
01:29I've never seen Frézio like this.
01:33Frézita, it's more complicated than that.
01:34Please stop crying.
01:36Oh, what the hell is going on?
01:41I don't have a boat to get back to my island!
01:43What do I do?
01:45But where is the production company?
01:47Frézita, follow me!
01:50So it's you.
01:52It's you, Cérisa.
01:55Yeah, that's me.
01:57It's great.
01:58She was the only one missing.
02:02Yo!
02:02Frézio's two girls in the same room!
02:05I never thought I'd experience this one day!
02:06Mago, why are you acting like a diva here?
02:08Don't play with my nerves, girl.
02:10Just seeing your face in real life drives me crazy.
02:11But that's a joke! Hello, where are we?
02:13I told you, don't start!
02:14But brother, it's you, you did the wrong thing, you have to take responsibility now!
02:16Seriously ?
02:17Oh yeah, that's not coming from a girl who's only been here two days.
02:19Don't take me for your little girl, I know very well what I'm doing.
02:22And Frézio too!
02:23Oh yeah? You think you know him, Frézio?
02:24Because you had a fling with him, that's it, you know everything about him?
02:27I've been with him for two years now, I know him inside and out!
02:29So don't come acting like you're better than me, like you're some kind of girl!
02:31When you don't even know who you're going to!
02:32Just face facts, it's over between you two, move on, you're making a fool of yourself!
02:36That's crazy to say!
02:37Who are you, Sérisa?
02:39Who do you think you are to behave like this towards me?
02:41No, because you're starting to annoy me!
02:43With that panther outfit of yours!
02:46No, I can't believe it, the door is closed!
02:48What ?
02:48Wait, let me do it!
02:53Damn, what the hell is this shitty evening?
02:57Well, because of the storm, we have no electricity, so we can't see anything, it's starting to get...
03:01Annoying!
03:02Guys, I found a candle and a match!
03:04Let's go!
03:07Give me the candle, please, Banano!
03:09No, I found it myself, I'm keeping it!
03:10Bananas are important, that's all we have in the spotlight here!
03:13Do you want to steal my wife?
03:14You're so annoying, Pomito, I swear!
03:15Go ahead, Banano, listen to Pomito, please!
03:17Hey Frézio, are you still there?
03:19I thought you were with your girls!
03:20I didn't find them, I didn't see where they went!
03:23Tomorrow, if two girls were fighting over me, there would be no one around, I'd miss out.
03:26That !
03:28Guys, give me the candle, please!
03:30Oh no, but you're getting into it too?
03:32It's dead, it's my candle!
03:33No, but seriously, I'm not kidding!
03:35What's wrong with you, man?
03:37Um...
03:37No, but nothing!
03:39No, don't tell me you're afraid of the storm!
03:42But go ahead, not at all, just, yeah, I don't really like it, you know!
03:45Okay, Banano sends the candle, I'm going to go get Kiwina!
03:48It's obvious, she's scared, I'm going to comfort her!
03:50Oh yeah, there's no more electricity, that means the cameras don't work anymore!
03:53Ishita!
03:56Oops !
03:57But Banano, you see, that's your problem!
04:00You think that with your tail...
04:01Come on, pupus, it'll be alright!
04:03Ah! There's no more light, I can't see anything!
04:05But you're really a clown, actually!
04:07Ah, you have a perfect candle!
04:08We have a lighter!
04:09But thank goodness you're here!
04:11Since Serissa found her strawberry on the island, maybe I can find a guy too.
04:15GOOD !
04:15And Pomito, that's definitely a green flag!
04:17He's incredibly patient, even with Banano and his two brain cells!
04:21How are you?
04:22Uh, yeah, well, the storm is a bit of a pain!
04:25I'm a little scared, I'm glad you're here, it reassures me!
04:29Oh yeah, I understand that it can be scary!
04:30No, actually, there are lots of people who are afraid of that!
04:32My cousin is always in a state of shock when there's a thunderstorm!
04:35Ah, he wants too much!
04:36I can't believe it, it was too easy!
04:38And then I see Pomito and Lichita talking together!
04:41I don't understand what he's doing, brother!
04:43But go ahead, I can't handle Pomito!
04:45I still have the other two to find, I hope they haven't killed each other!
04:48I shouldn't have made a scene, sorry!
04:51No, it's me!
04:53I don't know why I provoked you when you were already at the end of your rope!
04:56Do you love him/her?
04:58Uh, what?
05:01Frécio!
05:02Do you love him/her?
05:03I don't know !
05:05Did he tell you about me?
05:06No !
05:07Believe me, it's more strange than anything else!
05:10He's simply in denial!
05:11Thank you for being honest!
05:13Don't worry!
05:14And the worst part!
05:14She's so beautiful, she's so kind!
05:17I really wanted her to be a slut!
05:19I want to hate her, I want Frécio to know that I'm better than her!
05:22But that's not the case!
05:24Are you doing well ?
05:25I was freezing to death!
05:26Thank you, Frécio!
05:27I don't get the vibe here!
05:29I think I missed something!
05:32But anyway, I have to go talk to Serisa!
05:35I think we need to talk things through!
05:37May I sit down?
05:38If you want !
05:40Sérisa, I'm sorry!
05:41For what ?
05:43For everything, Sérisa!
05:44For suddenly being cold, without explanation!
05:45For letting Mandarino talk to you like that, without firing him myself!
05:47I'm sorry I wasn't there!
05:49I've spent the last few days lying to myself!
05:51Clinging to something that no longer exists!
05:53And all the while, there was you!
05:55You used to make me laugh!
05:56You who were listening to me!
05:57You who were there for me!
05:58I'm mad at you, you know!
06:00I have my pride, you know!
06:01I told Kiwina this morning that I didn't give a damn about you!
06:04And you don't care about that?
06:05You're annoying me!
06:07You've gotten inside my head!
06:09You too !
06:14My mother's life is a bastard!
06:17He's going to see that madman!
06:18Banana?
06:19I'm all wet, can I sleep with you?
06:21There's just one thing missing!
06:22Oh yes ?
06:23Welcome to episode 18 of the Skibidi Fruit Tent!
06:26Yesterday, Presita had a discussion with Serisa
06:27And she went to see Banano to get revenge!
06:29Today is the day before the ceremonies!
06:31So get ready for some plot twists!
06:33I'm all wet!
06:34Can I sleep with you?
06:36Well... it's just that...
06:38Finally...
06:39It's fine, anyway, Bananella doesn't want you anymore!
06:41You saw it right!
06:41Go for it, Nick!
06:42There are no cameras tonight!
06:44My guy, Fresio!
06:45I'm sorry, huh!
06:46But the opportunity is out of this world!
06:48The Fresita is a crazy young Turbo V12, bro!
06:51I'm going to send him to hell, family!
06:58I feel so bad!
07:00I regret it so much!
07:02That's awful for Bananella!
07:03And for Fresio!
07:05Although Frésio, he certainly enjoyed himself with Sérisa!
07:10Yesterday was the first time we slept together with Frésio!
07:13It was so great!
07:15I'm so happy!
07:16He proved to me that he wanted me and that he had no more doubts!
07:19I was so angry to see her, Fresita!
07:21I wanted to hurt her feelings!
07:23May she experience what I have experienced!
07:24Frankly, she was there playing innocent when everyone here saw what she did.
07:28do !
07:29Uh... hi!
07:30Hi !
07:31Yes, uh...
07:31I just wanted to let you know that my boat leaves in ten minutes!
07:34Well, uh...
07:35I wanted to...
07:36Say goodbye!
07:37Okay, well... goodbye then!
07:40Uh... yes!
07:42Okay, well... bye!
07:47Oh dear! Embarrassing!
07:49Oh shit, you're here, you're alive!
07:51I was so scared yesterday!
07:53With the storm, you never came back, we were so stressed!
07:56Yes, I am alive!
07:58Fresita!
07:58But damn it, Fresita, we thought you were dead!
08:01We were terrified!
08:02But where were you?
08:04Uh... on the boys' island!
08:05Oh yeah? Did you see that, Banano?
08:08Um...
08:08Actually, I didn't really see him, he was asleep!
08:10Okay, come on, we'll make you breakfast!
08:13Wow, she must have had a horrible night!
08:15She really looks like she's at the end of her rope!
08:17No, I can't!
08:19I'm going to cry! Damn it, what have I done!?
08:22Well then, Cocotier, it's been a while since I've seen you!
08:25Yeah, that's true!
08:26Hey, come sit next to me!
08:27What were you doing?
08:29I was thinking of going to visit the island!
08:30Do you want to come with me?
08:31Absolutely amazing!
08:32Hey team, I already let Maronito go because I wanted to trust Myrtillo!
08:36We all saw how it ended!
08:38So, the Cocotierce Bonbon, it's mine, there you go!
08:41Damn, hey, normally I prefer the nine and two!
08:45White nail polish and Morgène, but come on Myrtilla, it's eating her up!
08:48Dirty !
08:49Do you want to go swimming?
08:50I'm with you, princess!
08:56Ah, I love it! It's so nice here!
08:58There's just one thing missing!
09:00Oh yeah? Well, he's straight to Cocotier, right?
09:03Straight to the point!
09:04I like it, honestly!
09:12But what are you doing, Banano?
09:14I'm trying to relax before the ceremony, dude!
09:17I'm panicking!
09:18Well, I'm hot now, I don't know if Bananella does anything with Cocotier!
09:22My best friend is my girlfriend!
09:24Damn, what a porn film, but go on, Inshallah, as Cocotier says!
09:27I know, because he's black!
09:28So, does yoga actually work?
09:30Not too much! Oh shit, I'm stuck!
09:32Myrtillo, I'm stuck! Help me!
09:35Hey, Pomito!
09:36Are you feeling better, Lichita? Have you recovered from yesterday?
09:38Yes, I'm feeling better! Thank you! You're a really good guy!
09:42No, but don't worry, it's normal!
09:44No, but really! You're kind, you're respectful, you're patient! You're Mimi too!
09:49Uh, well, thank you! Uh, that's kind!
09:53I've always wanted a guy like that!
09:55Ah, well, I hope you find it then, eh!
09:58I think I've already found it, it's right in front of me!
10:01But what are you doing?
10:02What? You were super open, what are you talking about?
10:05But Lichita, wait, I was just trying to be nice!
10:07Go ahead, okay, it's fine, I get it, you're just annoying, actually!
10:10No, I can't believe it! It's the ceremony tonight!
10:13Pomita, go see this! No! No! No! No! It's not possible!
10:28Welcome to the third Revelations ceremony!
10:31You've already been at the villa for two weeks!
10:33It's all happened already! Betrayal, deceit, reconciliation!
10:37This ceremony will change everything!
10:38Let's start with Pomito. How are you feeling?
10:42Uh, I don't think I have a video.
10:45I'm just afraid of Pomita's reaction because, uh, well...
10:50Pomito, please concentrate on this ceremony.
10:52Everything in its own time.
10:54If you could just tell me if she's going to watch the video!
10:56Well, Pomito, there's nothing I can do for you.
10:59However, I can tell you that Pomita was faithful.
11:01She did nothing.
11:02Please, Poirita, it's going to break her.
11:05But what did you do, Pomito?
11:07Yeah, what's going on here?
11:08Okay, that's enough. Let's move on to Banano.
11:11How are you feeling tonight?
11:12Well, stressed, huh? As usual, end.
11:15Have you all seen what she's capable of?
11:17Yes, we all saw it. We also saw your reaction.
11:20Besides, with Cocotier in the villa, she can really hurt me.
11:23But this time, no worries. She didn't do anything.
11:26No, I don't believe you! Really?
11:30MASHALLAH!
11:32And now, Myrtillo.
11:34As usual, you don't seem stressed?
11:36Well, it's just that I know she's not going to do anything, that's all.
11:38She hasn't done anything since the beginning.
11:40Me neither, in a way.
11:41So I don't see what the problem would be.
11:43We're a bit like Pomito and Pomita in that respect.
11:46I'm sorry to shatter your dreams, Myrtillo.
11:49But you have a video tonight.
11:52Uh, excuse me?
11:53Do you want to watch it?
11:56No, it's fine, don't worry.
11:58It can't be much.
12:00Maybe she kissed a guy.
12:03She's so uptight, that girl.
12:05I think it's more than that, Myrtillo.
12:08What ?
12:09Oh no! I can die!
12:11She managed to get laid before me, damn it!
12:13That's too embarrassing!
12:16Ah, I love it!
12:17We're so happy here!
12:19There's just one thing missing.
12:21Oh yes ?
12:25Who is that?
12:26What's he doing on her like that?
12:28It's Cocotier, man!
12:29I told you, you have to be afraid of him.
12:31But go ahead!
12:32It's so annoying!
12:33It's driving me crazy!
12:35Sorry, Myrtillo.
12:36We're going to move on to Frézio.
12:38How are you feeling?
12:39I don't know.
12:40I don't think she actually did anything.
12:41Finally, if she really wants me back, I'm not supposed to have a video.
12:49We're in agreement, right?
12:50There weren't any cameras, were there?
12:53There weren't any cameras, were there?
12:55Frézio, you have a video tonight.
12:58I'm going to blow my brains out!
12:59We said there were no cameras!
13:02Wow, that's great.
13:05Do you want to watch it?
13:07No, but dude, you'd better not watch!
13:09It's going to hurt you too much, honestly, it's better to move on to something else.
13:12What's wrong with you?
13:13Go ahead, Poirita, put on the video.
13:14Let's see what she's done now.
13:15This is a mess!
13:18This is a mess!
13:20returns!
13:20Oh my goodness!
13:20This is a mess!