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00:00Pomita! Pomita!
00:02Welcome to episode 19 of Sibidi Tantafrut!
00:05Honestly, so many crazy things happened that the summary would be too long!
00:09So let's return to the Kemets ceremony!
00:11Frézio, you have a video tonight. Do you want to watch it?
00:15No, but dude, you'd better not watch!
00:18It's going to hurt you too much, honestly, it's better to move on to something else!
00:20What's wrong with you? Come on, Poirita, put on the video, let's see what she did
00:24Again !
00:24This is a mess!
00:30Can I sleep with you?
00:32Well, that's just... the end...
00:34It's fine, anyway, Bananella doesn't want you anymore, you saw that!
00:37Go ahead, Nick, there aren't any cameras tonight.
00:44Oh yeah? You're that kind of guy?
00:46No, Frézio, I thought there weren't any cameras, I swear, I wouldn't have done it otherwise
00:50!
00:50Frézio's starting to get worked up, so I thought, well, what the hell, might as well give the cameras a treat
00:56!
00:57Banano, you're a whore! And your mother was a whore! And his mother was a whore!
01:01And your father, who prostituted himself at motorway service areas, he was a whore too!
01:06Please speak more kindly about Frézio's family!
01:11But you've lost it, man! I'm going to get you!
01:13Come on, boys, that's enough! Please, Banano, let him go! Frézio, pull yourself together!
01:18Honestly, I held back, but you're good, Frézio? Boo, boo, boo, boo, the water! I
01:23I struck her down, she was there, hey, Banano, Banano again!
01:25Anyway, I'll spare you the details!
01:27And then, well, I just lose it!
01:34Hey, that's not a scooter! They're out of control!
01:38I can't wait for them to leave the island, I'm telling you!
01:42Frézio? Please, don't talk to me!
01:44No, but I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry!
01:47Shut up again! Frézita is my girl! Did you see us break up?
01:51Just because I'm dating Seriza doesn't mean it's over with Frézita! You have
01:54I have no idea what you're talking about!
01:55Oh, there he goes again, he's acting like a cowboy with me and I know I'm wrong, right?
01:59!
01:59But I can't help it!
02:01For real, for real, for real? In this story, you're the one who's the one who's the problem, Frézio!
02:03Not Steco? Me?
02:05La Frézita, she does what she wants, brother! And you, you want more!
02:07Frézita, please cuckold me! Please, please, please
02:10Please!
02:11Okay, I think we've said enough now. Let's go to bed peacefully.
02:13All that complaining is getting on my nerves, you have no idea!
02:16Frézio, il quen? Banano, il quen?
02:18And here I am, listening to their stories all day, my hand down my pants.
02:21Damn, no, honestly, it's tough.
02:24Welcome, girls, to the third reveal ceremony.
02:26And I hope it will go better than it did for the boys.
02:29So, Myrtilla, we'll start with you.
02:32How are you feeling?
02:33Well, this is the third ceremony.
02:35I understood perfectly well that he was a huge clown.
02:38So, I'm not expecting anything.
02:40Good news, Myrtilla.
02:41You don't have any videos to watch tonight.
02:44Frézita, it's your turn. How are you feeling?
02:47Wrong.
02:48I know I have videos to watch.
02:50Anyway, I saw it with my own eyes.
02:52Frézio has a new girlfriend on the island.
02:55Sorry, Frézita.
02:56Indeed, I have a video for you.
02:59But no.
03:01Swear, Poirita.
03:01Do you want to see her?
03:03Come on.
03:04At this point.
03:08I've spent the last few days lying to myself.
03:11Clinging to something that no longer exists.
03:13And during that time, there was you.
03:14You were the one who made me laugh.
03:15You who were listening to me.
03:17You who were there for me.
03:18You're annoying me.
03:19You've gotten inside my head.
03:21You too.
03:25Frankly, when I see this, I regret what I did even more.
03:28I have no regrets.
03:29I am made of stone.
03:30So, Frezita?
03:32How do you feel after watching this video?
03:34So, Frézita, how are you feeling?
03:36Well, like a piece of shit, are you stupid or what?
03:38Pass it on to someone else, please.
03:39We're going to move on to Pomita.
03:41So, how are you feeling, Pomita?
03:43Well, it was going fine until you said my name in third place.
03:46That means I have something, right?
03:48Well, I don't really understand.
03:49Pomita, I'm so sorry.
03:51I have a video for you.
03:53What ?
03:54No, that's not possible.
03:56I don't believe it.
03:57Do you want to watch it?
03:58But no !
04:00That's impossible!
04:01It's not possible, I tell you!
04:02That's impossible!
04:04You don't want to see her?
04:05I don't know.
04:07If ?
04:08I've always wanted a guy like that.
04:11Well, I hope you find it then, eh?
04:13I think I've already found it.
04:14He's right in front of me.
04:17But I don't believe it.
04:18I don't believe it, it's not possible.
04:21Pomito, what have you done?
04:22Pomita, are you alright?
04:25I knew we should never have come to the island.
04:27That's enough!
04:28I'm stopping!
04:30Pomita, please come back!
04:32I can't take it anymore, I want to leave!
04:34Pomita, please,
04:36You must stay on the island.
04:38You can't leave in the middle of the show.
04:40How could he have done that?
04:44Pomita! Pomita!
04:47Pomita?
04:56Pomita?
04:59Pomita?
04:59Pomita?
05:10Well, uh, I have a salary to pay, you know?
05:13So, ambulance or not, uh, Bananella, it's up to you!
05:18How are you feeling?
05:20I think he learned his lesson.
05:22He wouldn't dare do something like that again.
05:25I'm not going to lie to you.
05:26I'm scared.
05:27Bananella is my Gregor when she's angry!
05:31Bananella, unfortunately, I have a video for you.
05:34Pardon ?
05:35Is this a joke?
05:37But that guy is a real asshole!
05:39Do you want to watch it?
05:41No, this is dangerous.
05:42I need to slip away discreetly.
05:45Can I sleep with you?
05:47Well, uh, it's just that...
05:49END...
05:49It's fine, anyway, Bananella doesn't want you anymore, you saw that.
05:52Go ahead, Nick.
05:53There are no cameras tonight.
05:58What the fuck?
06:00What is this crap?
06:02Come back, you!
06:04Are you kidding me?
06:05I was comforting you this morning.
06:07Aren't you ashamed?
06:08How dare you speak to me?
06:10How dare you look at me?
06:11What world do you live in?
06:13Who do you think you are?
06:14Oh, look at me when I'm talking to you!
06:16Calm down, you're making a fool of yourself.
06:18I'm showing off, Frézitana!
06:19You're the devil incarnate, girl!
06:21Stop, calm down, girls!
06:22You have no self-respect!
06:23You have no respect, you filthy bitch!
06:26Oh yeah?
06:27Am I the bitch?
06:28But look at yourself, you were sleeping with every tooth in the villa.
06:30But that's a huge joke!
06:32You're sleeping with my boyfriend and then you call me a slut?
06:35I'm going to hit her!
06:36I swear, it's going to work!
06:39You're a stain!
06:41Let her go!
06:43No, it's very, very...

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