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The Assembly UK S02E05 Aitch
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00:09Oh
00:09Hi, we're gonna die he might say yes if you ask him you'll cut him stare at him
00:15Don't take it easy. I know you got a crap from H. We're taking
00:20That's I
00:21I'm going to come
00:24Yo, hey, hey, hey
00:26Oh my god
00:27What are you wearing?
00:29You've got glasses
00:31Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, okay? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Hi,
00:38yeah
00:38Let's do it. My name's Caroline. Nice to meet you Caroline. Why are you a rapper? Why am I a
00:44rapper? Yeah
00:46I don't know. I don't know why I'm a rapper. I just it just happened. Do you love Biggie? I
00:51love Biggie
00:52What happened? Why did that shot? I don't know why he got shot. That's his business. I don't know about
00:56all that
01:01Okay
01:01Hi, okay, what's good? What's good? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You're not hating on your steps,
01:08are you?
01:09No, there are other members in that band. There are there are five members in steps. I'm the much younger
01:14better version
01:16Okay
01:18Get roasted. I don't get roasted
01:23I'm redder
01:28Ali introduce us
01:31Why are you wearing sunglasses? I've got sore eye. Oh, okay
01:36Hello and welcome to the assembly our collective of autistic newer divergent and learning disabled interviewers
01:45Our rules are no questions are out of bounds. No subjects
01:52Are off the table and all might happen
01:56Can you please tell us who you are?
01:58Yes, my name is H. I'm from manchester. Oh, and i'm a rapper
02:03H which stands for harrison, right? Yes, sir. Nice one. I got it right
02:07Love that. I love that. I'm gonna start with a question from nicola
02:15Hello nicola
02:19Calm down
02:40Yeah, I really don't want to lie to you, but I can't give you my pin number right
02:44Why is that? I agree with him because it's private only because everyone else in the room
02:52Next question
02:55Why do people treat us like we don't understand?
03:03Because the fuckers
03:07No, I'll tell you exactly why because
03:11Some people remember everyone grows up
03:14differently so sometimes
03:17Stuff that's not considered
03:20Normal some people don't know how to handle it
03:24I don't think they're being nasty
03:26I think sometimes people just don't know how to handle things
03:31Yeah, do you get what I mean? So I know what you mean. Yeah, so how much you got on
03:37Now how much have I got on now?
03:39Yes
03:45So I've got a watch on here how much is that?
03:49How much is the golden watch?
03:52How much is the golden watch you're wearing now?
03:54This watch is about
03:57This watch is about 70 grand
04:02How much?
04:0330 grand for that
04:05And your necklace
04:09Necklace
04:13Probably maybe like 50
04:15Fucking hell
04:17Yeah
04:18I've spent a lot of money on silly things
04:20Okay
04:21Thank you, Nicola
04:22Thank you, Nicola
04:23Thank you
04:25Elijah, you're up
04:28Hello
04:28Hi, Elijah
04:32Would you talk about a man the same way you rap about women?
04:36Have you called a man a bitch?
04:41Er
04:45Okay
04:48It's a good question that I feel like I definitely have said certain things not just about Wimp out everything
04:53that I probably wouldn't say again
04:58As a young rapper especially you think there's certain things you have to say to to be a rapper
05:05Do you get what I mean?
05:05I've said certain things because I've felt like I've needed to not because
05:11That's what I really wanted to say which is wrong of me that's what you should never do
05:15Your next song should be about how much you love women
05:18And how much you respect women
05:19A hundred percent
05:20Yeah
05:20I'll take your word for it
05:22Are you a dancer?
05:24Are you a dancer?
05:24I'm not the best
05:27You know what I can do?
05:29I won't do it for you right now but before I go I promise I'll do it for you
05:31I can do a handstand for really long
05:35You need a lot of space for that
05:37Yeah yeah at the end I promise you I'll show you my handstand
05:39Okay
05:40It was nice to meet you
05:41Thank you nice to meet you
05:42Thank you Elijah
05:44How many Gilben you had?
05:46What in the past?
05:48Yeah
05:49Six
05:50That's a lot
05:52And now Kieran
05:54My brother would always like defend me like just having autism and being different to everybody else around me
05:59Yeah yeah yeah
06:00I know that your sister's a bit younger than you
06:02But did you ever get any stick from like your pals because she has dancing trouble?
06:07Not one person around me had anything bad to say I was quite lucky when it came to that
06:13Apart from one person who really and true looking back I didn't really consider him my mate anyway
06:20He was just part of the group whatever and one time actually he was like pretending to be me
06:27rapping and then like said a line about my sister
06:30Yeah
06:30That I didn't really like
06:31Yeah
06:33And if you want me to keep it absolutely real with everyone
06:36I've seen him a couple days after in college
06:39And I absolutely fucked him up
06:41Yeah
06:41Yeah
06:42Yeah
06:42Yeah
06:42Yeah
06:43I do definitely not condone no violence but no one can say that about anyone's little brother or sister
06:49I agree
06:50Yeah yeah yeah
06:50So one person and he'll never do it again I promise you that
06:54Fair play
06:55Thank you bro appreciate it thank you
06:57How are you trying to go?
06:58Thank you
06:59It's good
07:00Next up our question's from Essin
07:02Can you give us a tattoo tour as I'm looking for inspiration for some tattoos
07:06Oh yeah I can't I don't really like my tines
07:09Why why?
07:11I go on and off but this one here this says don't be afraid my sister wrote it
07:16That's what my sister says all the time don't be afraid yeah
07:19Gracie
07:20This is a cowboy hat with a love heart on it my other sister is called hatter and we call
07:24a hat
07:25This one is a symbol for down syndrome it's like
07:29um when people with down syndrome they have an extra 21st chromosome
07:35So that's my sister Gracie
07:38This love heart here I got this matching with a random girl that I met in Germany
07:42I was drunk and there was a tattoo artist in the restaurant saying who wants tattoos
07:47And she looked at me and said should we get a matching tattoo and I said I don't even know
07:52who you are but yeah
07:54So that was that and I've got some on my chest as well but I don't I can't I don't
07:57think
07:58No yeah yeah this is not I promise I promise I'm not flirting
08:02I was just looking for inspiration for tattoos for myself
08:05I'd go simple
08:07Next up we've got Harry
08:08Oh Harry the real H
08:11My name is H as well
08:14Love that
08:15We're double H's
08:16Double H
08:17If you were going out on a date with a lady
08:20Yeah
08:21What would be your romantic place to take her
08:27I'm not the fanciest person in the world
08:29I like doing activities especially on a first date because the first dates are always the most awkward
08:35And this is what happens on the first date all the time you sit down at the table you're facing
08:38each other and it's like
08:44Because remember we've already spoke all the way in the car
08:47That's you get what I mean so we're speaking speaking speaking speaking
08:50By the time you get to the restaurant kind of run out of things to say and then the next
08:54thing that comes out
08:54Your mouth is you're like this you're like what are you getting
09:01I'm enjoying this
09:02Whereas like if you go do an activity conversations are popping out left right and center
09:07If i'm going to take a girl to bowling and she bowls it straight away and it hits the gutter
09:11I can be like hi you're shit
09:15And then she's like who you talking to and i'm like you and then bang you get what i'm saying
09:19now the conversation is flowing
09:20Gotcha and then you can do the whole right let me teach you oh crazy golf you know that one
09:24when you go
09:25Yes i do yeah i know crazy you know what i'm saying yes so i'm more of an activity man
09:32Okay harry have you got another question love yes i do
09:36When i overthink i worry too much
09:43Always worried i'll think i'm getting on people's nerves and no one wants to help me out at all
09:48Do you ever feel let down by other people
09:55Hmm oh sorry my eyes
10:00I feel like yeah people let me yeah people let me down all the time
10:07But i don't think you should see it as like the worst thing in the world because like no one's
10:11no one's living for you
10:13You got to live your own life you are going to get let down every now and again and sometimes
10:18it's not because the other person
10:20Is a bastard
10:22It's just because they've happened to let you down this time hopefully they won't next time kind of thing
10:26Yeah so yeah sorry about that
10:28There's no more to cry harry
10:29Don't worry harry
10:30Oh jeez
10:31Oh i'm going to be overwhelmed a bit now sorry h
10:33No no don't worry about that oh blimey
10:37Good job i've got shades on innit
10:38Yeah yeah
10:41Please take my advice and just
10:45Yeah
10:46I'll take that advice as well
10:49Yeah
11:04No i'm not in the army no no no i'm not i'm not i'm not
11:10Jason nice to meet you nice to meet you bro
11:13Have you seen any benefits to being a white rapper
11:17Or do you think it's harder
11:23All right cool i'm not going to say it's harder but you definitely don't get taken as seriously
11:30When i wanted people to take me in i would always get people
11:34To listen to the audio not watch the video
11:37I like that because when when let's just i'm just going to get real with you i'm not some dumb
11:43white boy
11:43I know how shit it looks for a white man to be rapping
11:47Yeah
11:48You have to be pretty decent in my opinion otherwise it just even even i'm going to scroll this is
11:54really bad of me to say
11:55By the way but i'm going to say it like
11:56Even i have to double take at a white rapper
12:00I didn't have a skinhead these times i had a proper white boy haircut comb over
12:04And it was like i don't want people to watch this and just not even listen to what i'm saying
12:09because of what i look like
12:11So to answer your question is it harder or easier
12:14It depends what situation you're in
12:17If it was just as simple as
12:20The white rapper can smash it they would be 20 big white rappers right now and there's not
12:25It really just comes down to like you're in for the craft and you love what you do it shines
12:30through the audio exactly
12:32Exactly exactly yeah i think i can feel that just from talking to you
12:35Thank you nice to meet you
12:36I do sometimes i shouldn't i know i know i shouldn't swear but swear words are good sometimes okay
12:48Now we've got jody
12:51I can't do this yeah you can't i know i can't you know you was in the jungle yeah do
12:56you like spiders
12:58I did i could deal with it okay i'll tell you a story about me okay go on there was
13:03a spider in my room
13:04I was screaming so my mom might have to get it out and i didn't like it so i don't
13:10want to be in the jungle either
13:11Yeah i didn't like spiders yeah but when you're in the jungle you're so hungry do you like eastenders
13:18I know where this is going which who's your favorite character in eastenders
13:22Well i only really know two characters in eastenders yeah whitney yeah whitney why are you flirting with
13:29I wasn't flirting with her do you think i was yeah you was because i saw you in my own
13:34eyes really
13:35You won out with her or something i've not gone out with her no i've not gone out with her
13:39you
13:39So i'll take you on a date you can take me on a date yeah yeah yeah we'll go on
13:43a date instead
13:43Right lovely well done jones thank you
13:45What a thank you i know you were saying that
13:49Jacob
13:51Hello eight hello
13:53I've read you've got into a few fights do you still get into fights i haven't had a fight for
13:57years
13:58But but when you did fight did you kick hit or punch them did you do one of those things
14:04did
14:04You do two of those things did you do three of those i've done two of those things i like
14:08to punch
14:08and kick i used to be a kickboxer and the person who said nasty things about my little sister
14:13I punched and kicked him so you did two of those things i did two of those things i was
14:17just
14:17punching and kicking and elbowing and kneeing does a knee still classes the kick we're still using our
14:24legs well kickings like this yeah yeah yeah yeah all right so maybe i've done four things then
14:29thank you h good interviewing you i'll shoot pleasure thank you very much thank you we're gonna hear from kate
14:39hello kate hi i'm 47 yeah what do you hope grace will be like when she is my age
14:53honestly not to get all soppy i just hope she's i just hope she's happy she's safe
14:58and i hope that she's still enjoying life every single day because right now she never has a bad
15:07day she wakes up in the morning and it's fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun
15:11fun until
15:12she falls asleep and then she wakes up and we go again so hopefully that still happens when she's older
15:19thank you very much thank you very much okay lovely thank you kate hopefully when my sister's your age
15:29she's on here asking other people questions yeah charlotte you're up when i feel overwhelmed
15:39i love to spend my time with my dog and take her out for a walk yeah how do you
15:45calm your mind down when you have an overwhelming moment i feel like um it's a really good question
15:57you know i think i'm still trying to figure that out i think i'm still trying to find that answer
16:03my brain does get like that a lot i feel a bit overwhelmed sometimes and like if i take my
16:08mind off
16:08things for too long that i'm doing something wrong and i need to be working and i need to be
16:16for me i think it's just putting everything to the side for a second and just trying my hardest to
16:22sit there and think about nothing but to be totally honest with you i personally don't have the answer
16:29yet i am in the learning process of that right now and i need to take a leaf out of
16:34your book and maybe
16:35take my dogs for a walk and whatnot yeah is there anyone you need to say sorry to and would
16:43you like
16:44to do it on this show today wow i just like to say sorry to anyone that was heavily in
17:03my life
17:06um before i got really big and now they're not in my life whether that be my fault their fault
17:14someone else's fault yeah because i do have something called i think it's called survivor's
17:19guilt i think they call it where like i've got a whole different life and my friends i've not seen
17:25them for years and are in sort of like the same position as they was 10 years ago and i
17:32do feel
17:32a weird way about that sometimes i kind of wonder what people i grew up with think or say about
17:39me
17:41which makes me feel a little bit weird um
17:48maybe not everyone even needs an apology but i just feel the need to say it to say sorry to
17:53people
17:53because i hope people don't think that i've turned around and like got a little bit of success and just
18:00went running away on everyone i didn't it's just that my life has took me down a different path that
18:06i would have never experienced if i just stayed over there i'm not a a bad person so i'd like
18:13to think
18:13that everyone's understanding of that and at this point we're all adults now and everyone's got their own
18:21life to live so yeah we're gonna hear from narges hello yeah stinky socks on top of a mountain
18:32i did have stinky socks on top of a mountain yes yes i did they stunk and then we don't
18:38tell
18:38anyone yeah i've done killer manjaro and i didn't have a shower for seven days didn't because i'm such
18:46a stinky bastard this for me yeah no it's not is it really yeah are you being serious yes
18:57where are you now you're proper did you really get it to me though you're leaving it oh yeah
19:11h the assembly thank you so much thank you appreciate it
19:20we are just gonna set up for some music now what's so great about manchester what's so great about
19:26manchester i'm from there i've got cousins all that way but you've got cousins doesn't it doesn't
19:32make it great everyone's a little bit nicer in manchester oh is it not true if you're nice
19:46maybe i don't really want to know how your garden grows
19:52i just want to
19:57did you ever feel the pain
20:01in the morning rain
20:03as it slopes you to the boat
20:07maybe i will never be
20:10all the things that i want to be
20:13now was not the time to cry now's the time to find our mind
20:19i think you're the same as me we'd see things they'll never see
20:24i think you and i are gonna live forever
20:44maybe i just want to fly
20:47maybe i just want to fly want to live i don't want to die maybe i just want to breathe
20:53maybe i just don't believe
20:55maybe you're the same as me
20:58maybe you're the same as me we'd see things i'll never see
21:01you and i are gonna live forever
21:10i'm gonna live love
21:13i'm gonna live forever
21:16i'm gonna live forever
21:18i'm gonna live forever
21:44That was absolutely unreal, that's made me so happy, I can't, honestly, I swear to God,
21:48that was amazing.
21:49And why have you all got so good, amazing voices, I really didn't expect that, what's
21:53going on there?
21:54Do you know what, yeah, I'll just be dead honest with everyone, I've not watched The Assembly
21:59before I came here today.
22:00You really should.
22:01Yeah, I should.
22:02You really should.
22:04You can watch it on ITVX and YouTube.
22:07Yeah.
22:11This is like the best morning I've had in God knows how long.
22:17Can you show us the handstand please?
22:19Yeah, handstand please.
22:21I thought you would have forgot about that.
22:26Hey!
22:26Hey!
22:27Hey!
22:27Hey, you got a shit.
22:29Hey, silence please.
22:32Right, let's build it up.
22:33Hey, hey, hey.
22:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
22:39Oh
22:47That was freaking good
23:09Oh
23:10Oh
23:11Oh
23:11Oh
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