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Coronation Street 22nd April 2026
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00:23Maybe me and Leigh should go.
00:25No, it has to be me.
00:26I can't wait to get my hands on her now.
00:28That's what bothers me.
00:30What are you worrying about Megan for?
00:32I'm not worrying about Megan.
00:33I just don't want anything coming back on Eva.
00:36You started a breakfast club, babe?
00:38Ben!
00:40I'm having you on.
00:42It is really early, though.
00:44Stop calling me that!
00:45Oh, what's going on?
00:47Him keeps calling me little bro and I'm sick of it.
00:49I'm not a little kid anymore.
00:50I'm not rage-baiting you.
00:51You're literally my little brother.
00:53But if it bothers you...
00:54It does.
00:55I'm going to school.
00:56Flipping heck.
00:57He reminds me of our side.
00:58I only asked him if he needed any help.
01:00With what?
01:01I don't know.
01:02He was looking for something in his room.
01:04Well, he's probably lost his homework or something.
01:08Yeah.
01:09Happens to the best of us, doesn't it?
01:10Yeah, well, he's got a lot on his plate.
01:12I know.
01:12That's why I...
01:13Why you what?
01:14Ah, forget it.
01:17Why do I get the feeling I'm being kept in the dark about something here?
01:20Exactly what I was thinking.
01:25Do I have to go?
01:26Afraid so.
01:27It's ours.
01:28Yeah, but she doesn't.
01:29I mean, my soul's miles away.
01:31We wouldn't get there untimed if I wanted to, which I don't.
01:34Why?
01:35What school do you even go to?
01:36Hey, what's with the interrogation, you?
01:38You've been taking lessons of DS Payne next door.
01:41No, I was just asking what school she goes to.
01:43Yeah, well, what does it matter?
01:44Come on, hurry up.
01:45You're gonna be late.
01:51Right, kid.
01:52It's been great seeing you and all,
01:53but it's about time you got home and made up with your mum and dad.
01:56Not yet.
01:56Can I see a little bit longer?
01:58Please?
02:01Right, a few more hours and that's your lot.
02:03You're the best.
02:04I know.
02:07So what's the plan?
02:10Plan.
02:10Oh, you know our tyre always needs a PowerPoint presentation in advance.
02:14Hey!
02:14Bananarama!
02:15Hold your horses.
02:17Use her up to something.
02:18And don't bother lying to me.
02:21Okay, but you do not tell Ben.
02:23He's got enough going on with Will.
02:25If I wasn't intrigued before, I certainly am now.
02:28We found a burner phone in Will's jacket.
02:31A what now?
02:32A phone he doesn't want anybody else to see.
02:34To contact Megan on.
02:35So, I've messaged her pretending to be Will
02:38and we're going to go and meet her now.
02:39She's not going to know what's hit her.
02:40No one's going to be hitting anyone.
02:42No, I know.
02:43It's just a vigorous speech.
02:44I'm going to get her to admit what she's done,
02:45then I will hand it over to the police.
02:47So let me get this straight.
02:49You're going to succeed where everyone else has failed
02:51and get her to confess?
02:55Well, pretty much, yeah.
02:57Do you want a call?
03:01Actually, no.
03:10You do know it's not raining out, right?
03:13I'm not completely do-lally tap.
03:15There's been a tsunami in my function suite.
03:18It seems Carl decided to run himself a deep bath.
03:21But didn't fancy turning the taps off.
03:24Is it bad?
03:25Bad?
03:26All that's missing is a couple of koi carp and a water feature.
03:31What have you done that for?
03:32Oh, you tell me.
03:33Tantrum, parting gift.
03:35I don't know what goes on in that boy's head.
03:37I really don't.
03:38Well, how long is it going to take to sort out?
03:40I have no idea.
03:41Ronnie's on the phone to Ed now.
03:44Carl, at least we're getting wet in there tomorrow.
03:47So...
03:47Not unless they're swapping the wedding gear
03:48for scuba diving equipment, they're not.
03:50Oh, you know what?
03:51It's done again.
03:52I've got to...
03:53Honestly, I'm going to kill him.
03:54Ed's on the way.
03:56You know what I mean?
03:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:58I will be.
03:58Once I get my hands on Carl.
04:00Oh, right.
04:01Just, just, just calm down, yeah?
04:03There, there.
04:10Oh, what a nice surprise.
04:12Wish I could say the same.
04:14I forgot how nice and welcoming you are.
04:16Oh, you know me, Melanie.
04:20Sweetness and light.
04:21Well, not the words that I would use, but, but yeah.
04:24So now that the pleasantries are over,
04:27what do you want?
04:29Let me think.
04:31Oh, yeah.
04:32The fact that my youngest is being groomed on your watch.
04:35Me and Ben are very sorry about that, bud.
04:37Oh, you're sorry.
04:38So, so that makes it okay, then?
04:40So now that you've apologized, I must forget that my son's life's in ruins.
04:43We're working on it.
04:45That's not what I've heard.
04:46Oh, yeah.
04:48From who, exactly?
04:56Here you go.
04:57What are you doing here?
04:58Oh, sorry.
04:59Were you expecting somebody else?
05:02No.
05:03Are you sure about that?
05:04Or maybe she's just passing through.
05:07No.
05:07No, I don't think so.
05:10Bet you thought you were dead clever, didn't you?
05:11Moving flats.
05:13Didn't think we'd find you.
05:15Can I just ask you, do you recognize this?
05:19Should I?
05:20Well, it belongs to the kid that you groomed, so yeah, maybe you should.
05:24Like I said to the police, I haven't groomed anyone.
05:28Don't lie.
05:29That message that Will sent you about meeting here, I sent it.
05:34What message?
05:36Right, so it's just a coincidence that you're exactly where she told you to be.
05:40Like she said, I'm just passing through.
05:44Who are you ringing?
05:45You, you little sicko.
05:47Can't deny it when your phone starts ringing, can you?
05:54See?
05:55Whoever you've contacted, it's not me.
05:57Now, let me go.
05:58I'm not having this.
05:59Don't turn your backer up.
06:01Oh, and who are you?
06:02Exactly.
06:02Now, I am done being persecuted by you three and that deranged old bad.
06:06This is harassment.
06:07I have done nothing wrong.
06:08Show us your phone then.
06:11Yeah, okay.
06:13She said, show us your phone.
06:17Give it to me.
06:18No, give it to me now.
06:20Help!
06:20They're trying to steal my phone!
06:22Come on, let's go!
06:23Let's go!
06:23Go!
06:24Eva, come on!
06:42Hey, Miles!
06:43I thought we were being at the beach, son!
06:44Are you living in your van?
06:45No!
06:46Don't be daft, are you?
06:47That was a sleek in the bag.
06:51Look, all right, yeah, it was just...
06:52It's just last night.
06:53It's just temporary.
06:56Look at the state of you.
06:59Look, I know, son.
07:01I know.
07:02I should never have walked away.
07:04I should have listened to you and Mills when you tried to talk some sense into me.
07:07Yeah, that's easy to say.
07:09Especially now you're not with him.
07:10No, he's not.
07:11I'm your dad.
07:12You should look up to me.
07:13Yeah, that's almost a chance of that, though.
07:15Well, don't say that, lad.
07:17Hey, come on.
07:19Look, the reason I wanted to meet you today is...
07:22How do you feel, by going back to how it was, eh?
07:24All of us?
07:26As a family?
07:27How does that sound?
07:28Do you really want to know?
07:30Look, I know I've got a lot of making up to do.
07:34I know I have, but just ask your mum, eh?
07:37I can stay a couple of nights.
07:39Cooey!
07:40Theo, babe, are we still on for tonight?
07:42I love you, all right?
07:44But if you think I'm spending another night in that van of yours,
07:46you've got another thing coming.
07:47Oh, please have us on the knees.
07:49No, don't listen to him, son.
07:50Son, he's making me sick!
07:51Miles!
07:52Son!
07:53Son!
07:54Come on, please.
07:56I'm really, really sorry, guys.
07:59It's not your fault.
08:01No.
08:01It's called Flamin' Webster's.
08:04Please tell me that Debbie's reported him for criminal damage.
08:06I want to hold your breath.
08:07Just let me get away with murder.
08:09Never mind that.
08:09Why are we going to get hold of another venue by tomorrow?
08:12How many times have you been wed again?
08:15I don't know, once or twice.
08:16I didn't mean it.
08:18Okay, what I actually meant was that enough times to know
08:21that the only place that we can get wed tomorrow is a chariot.
08:24It's on our licence.
08:27I don't know what to say.
08:28Well, I do.
08:29The wedding's off!
08:34Hey!
08:36Why are you so obsessed with me?
08:39You didn't know I was only messing about us getting together later.
08:41Everything's just a big joke to you, innit?
08:43Our jokes don't come much bigger than you, do they?
08:45I was finally getting someone with my son.
08:47Finally.
08:48And you've just ruined it.
08:49No, no, no, no.
08:50You ruined it when you ditched your beloved son to shack up with Todd.
08:54How's that working out for you, hey?
08:56Oh, maybe we can...
08:57Maybe we can go back to how it was.
09:00Yeah, right, as if.
09:02Family hates you.
09:03What am I talking about?
09:05Everyone hates you.
09:07Silverton!
09:09You're not breaking your domestic abuse protection order, are you?
09:12Did try telling him D.C. Green, but would he listen?
09:15I'm nowhere near Todd's place, it's him I'm after.
09:17You can't help yourself, can you?
09:19Right, so let's make this clear.
09:21If you don't leave now, I'll arrest you.
09:23Do you understand?
09:25Oh, and the van shift it.
09:27It's way too close to Todd's place of work.
09:29I've got a flat tire.
09:30Right, well get it sorted.
09:32Bye then.
09:37See you later, Ian.
09:39You can count on it.
09:41And you.
09:42Do one.
09:44Anything you say, boss.
09:49Ah, pint at your finest, please.
09:57Debbie told me what you did at her hotel.
10:00Well, nothing compared to what you did there.
10:02What?
10:02What did I do?
10:03You cheated on your husband while he was fighting cancer.
10:06Don't get much lower than that.
10:08What are you doing this for?
10:10What?
10:11Just...
10:12Saying what you're saying.
10:14It's just wrong.
10:15Well, you tell me, mother dearest.
10:17Maybe it's in the genes.
10:19That's enough.
10:20You heard the man, you need to leave.
10:21And come tomorrow, that's exactly what I'm doing.
10:24Leaving for the Deutschland.
10:26Oh, how many times have we heard that and yet you're still here?
10:30Well, not for much longer.
10:32Coming here, worst mistake of my life.
10:35Except for sleeping with you.
10:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:39Don't do that.
10:39That's exactly what you want to look at me.
10:41Don't do that.
10:42You.
10:43Go.
10:43Now.
10:44All right.
10:45Keep your hair on.
10:47You're not reigning in or something, Mum?
10:51Oh, ladies.
10:55So, that was the plan all along?
10:58Well, I know dropping the pig in phone wasn't,
11:00putting the tracking device in the bag, yes,
11:02because then we know where she is.
11:03Remind me not to get on the wrong side of you.
11:05That's well devious.
11:06I like it.
11:08What's with all the whispering ladies?
11:09Should I be worried?
11:14Come on, what's going on?
11:15I'll see.
11:19Eva Price.
11:23We've had a complaint from Megan Walsh alleging assault.
11:26Assault!
11:39I just want some information.
11:41No, I'm not shouting!
11:43Don't ha...
11:47The place won't tell me a thing.
11:49Just calm it, will you?
11:50Hello?
11:52Not a word about it.
11:53Whatever you say.
11:54Mum, you came.
11:55Of course I did, darling.
11:58You okay?
11:59Yeah.
12:00Someone want to tell me what's going on here?
12:02Ollie asked her to come.
12:04Obviously thinks we need backup.
12:06No, I think Will needs his mum.
12:10Hey, baby.
12:12Why...
12:13Why...
12:13Why are you here?
12:14Well, you sound like your man.
12:16And?
12:17Your brother asked your ma to come and visit
12:19after everything that's happened.
12:20Nothing's happened.
12:21Come on, man.
12:22How many times, yeah?
12:23I'm not a little kid anymore.
12:24I don't need you to come and rescue me.
12:27Will, wait.
12:30I think we'll take it from here.
12:33Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
12:34I am warning you.
12:36No.
12:37I'm warning you.
12:39After what Finlay told me.
12:41Finlay?
12:43Oh, didn't I mention?
12:45Finlay's the only member of your toxic family
12:47that I stay in touch with.
12:50And he had a lot of interesting things to say about you
12:52and your late husband.
12:56Ah, see.
12:57Told you it'd be okay, didn't I?
12:59Knew he'd freak you out,
13:01seeing his van outside the builder's yard,
13:02so I told him to shift it.
13:05He also told him,
13:06if you ever broke his restraining order again,
13:08he's going straight to the neck.
13:09And I personally deliver him there.
13:12Ah, well, there you go.
13:13I mean,
13:14can't say fairer than that, eh, Todd?
13:15I suppose not.
13:17Thanks.
13:19That's what I'm here for.
13:21Anyway, how was your little getaway?
13:24Sarah said you had time to relax.
13:26Yeah, eventually.
13:27Did take some doing there.
13:29I think just being away from here helped.
13:32Well,
13:34maybe you should think about doing it again then.
13:36I mean, if it made you feel better than that.
13:39Oh, look at that.
13:40Si and Bobby are out sitting at a mansion in Sandra Paye.
13:43I wish I wasn't.
13:44What, and miss this?
13:46Yeah, who needs Sandra Paye
13:47when you can spend the afternoon
13:48in the local cop shop?
13:50Lee.
13:51Hey, what happened?
13:54Billy had me to grab my top,
13:55so they just gave me a caution.
13:57The cheeky cow.
13:58Reporting you after everything she's done to Will.
14:00Well, I'll do more than grab a picking top
14:02next time I see her.
14:03Eva, you can't.
14:05You've seen what she's like.
14:06She'll have you banged up if you touch her again.
14:08Yeah, she's right.
14:09It's not worth the risk.
14:11Come on, let's go.
14:12Yeah?
14:16Before I go...
14:17Wait, no, never mind.
14:19Go on.
14:20Go on.
14:21Do you remember them bagels
14:23you used to make for cinnamon?
14:25Yeah, what about them?
14:27Will you make me some?
14:28I believe they'd take, like, two hours.
14:30I know, but...
14:31I got Mum to meet with them once,
14:33and they were so mad compared to yours.
14:35Really?
14:36Honest.
14:37Yours on another level.
14:39Right.
14:40Yeah, okay.
14:41I'll make you some.
14:43But you're eating them on the way home.
14:45No arguments.
14:46So where?
14:47I need to nip out and get the ingredients, then.
14:49You promise me you'll stay here
14:50and you won't answer the door to anyone?
14:51Well, obviously.
14:53Okay.
14:54Right.
14:56I must need my hand testing.
15:15What the hell do you think you're doing?
15:16I'm in.
15:19You okay, darling?
15:20Mm.
15:21Well, just cancelled the wedding cake.
15:24That was meant to be cutting tomorrow
15:25with the love of my life,
15:26but, you know, there you go.
15:28Right, yeah, sorry.
15:29Dove question.
15:31I'm sorry, being so mad about it.
15:35No.
15:36No, you're not.
15:38And we've still got the honeymoon.
15:39Well, it's not actually a honeymoon any more.
15:42It's like a holiday.
15:43Yeah, but then when we do get wed,
15:45we can go away again, can't we?
15:48Mm?
15:48Oh, I spoke to Debbie about the water damage.
15:51Mm?
15:52Did she say when it was going to be available again?
15:55Er...
15:56No.
15:56I think that the damage is pretty extensive.
15:59Then why are you telling me, Ryan?
16:02I don't know, really.
16:03I'll just kind of make a conversation.
16:05Sorry.
16:06Right, come on.
16:07There's some lovely places on here.
16:08You know, alternative venues?
16:10Yeah, there's...
16:10There's one with a petting zoo.
16:12Imagine that.
16:13Really?
16:14Really?
16:14You imagine that I want to spend my whole wedding day
16:16surrounded by bleating animals?
16:18I mean, I have enough of that with the factory lot, don't I?
16:21All right, maybe have a look later then.
16:23That's probably...
16:23I'm gonna go and have a bath.
16:25Don't know, can you wash away
16:26heart-breaking disappointment?
16:29Well, that all depends.
16:30Will you be using a loofer?
16:38You know, I can't believe that Carl's caused all this.
16:41Ugh!
16:42Me neither.
16:44You know, tomorrow's supposed to be the happiest day of our lives.
16:47You know, I'd be more than happy with the quick I do down the registry office,
16:50a few butties down the Rovers, but...
16:53Well, we can't even do that now.
16:56Right.
16:57Right.
17:00What?
17:01What?
17:02Well, I...
17:03It's just, you know, Carla's done the whole big wedding thing.
17:07Yeah, which didn't mean any of them, remember?
17:12She told me all she cares about is being married to Elise.
17:17Right, she actually said that, did she?
17:18Yeah.
17:24Maybe.
17:28Maybe we've been a little bit too hasty counting that wedding cake.
17:32Come on then.
17:33Talk.
17:35Why were you going through my stuff?
17:38Tell me!
17:40I know what you did to my dad.
17:42You stole something from him.
17:44Something important.
17:46I don't know what you're on about.
17:48You stole this hard drive.
17:51Oh.
17:52Oh, and you're here to steal it back, are you?
17:57Oh.
18:01Now, you tell your dad...
18:04...I've got nothing of his.
18:07And if you breathe a word...
18:09...to him...
18:10...or anyone else...
18:12...of where I am...
18:14...then I swear...
18:16...now get out!
18:20Oh, there she is.
18:32Well?
18:36The cat got your tongue?
18:38Well, look, I couldn't get it.
18:39I'm sorry.
18:41No worries.
18:42You sure you tried your best?
18:44What are you going to do to her?
18:46I'm going to do whatever your dad tells me to.
18:51Well, get in.
18:54Okay, Mum.
18:54I love you too.
18:56Do you mean what about you?
18:58I mean, I like you most of the time.
19:02I can't wait to see you both.
19:05Bye, Mum.
19:07Bye, Jase.
19:11You're off to Thailand, then.
19:13Looks like it.
19:14Yeah.
19:15Well, do you know what?
19:15I am glad, because I think it'll do you the world of good.
19:19I still feel so unsafe around here.
19:22Hopefully it won't be like that forever, but right now...
19:25I know.
19:27You're bound to still feel jittery after what you've been through.
19:30So when are you going?
19:32Tomorrow?
19:33Yeah.
19:34I've got to go to the flat in the morning, grab a few more clothes.
19:37Yeah, well, if you want me to come with you, I'm there.
19:41Oh, have you got that nice wash bag that I got you a few Christmases ago?
19:46The designer one?
19:47What, you mean the one I haven't used yet?
19:49Have you not?
19:49You know I haven't.
19:50I saw you looking at it earlier on.
19:52Go on.
19:53Take it, George.
19:55Don't mind?
19:56You know where it is.
19:58Thanks, George.
20:16So, what's the plan?
20:18Well, behind the bar for a bit. Bath and bed.
20:21I meant with Megan.
20:22There's nothing we can do, is there?
20:24Well, at least we know where she is now.
20:27Not that that does it any good.
20:28Aw, a bit patient.
20:30She's bound to mess up sooner or later.
20:32Right, listen.
20:32See you tomorrow.
20:34Yes, you will.
20:35And thank you for having my back today.
20:37Oh, don't be daft.
20:38You mean, Toyo, we're family.
20:39It's what we do.
20:40See you later.
20:41Bye.
20:42Bye.
20:50Bye.
21:00Where's Anastasia and Trisella?
21:04I wouldn't come too close if I were you, not with your record.
21:08What was it again?
21:09A caution?
21:11What do you want?
21:13Apart from Will?
21:16They're so enthusiastic at this age, aren't they?
21:21Exhausting, in fact.
21:25But I loved every single minute of it.
21:35Give my love to him, yeah?
21:38Oh, and thanks for the phone, by the way.
21:41Bye.
21:41Bye.
22:11Bye.
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