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00:01:47Even made roast beef once for me. I'm making it right now for Isaac for everyone
00:01:53It's only Isaac's favorite because of me because my mom made it for me
00:01:58Remember this was your idea. I know I
00:02:03Do appreciate your support in all this
00:02:06Can you check the roast? What do you mean see how it's doing?
00:02:14You don't check a roast you time a roast
00:02:19Do you think Isaac likes his roast rare rare? No way. This is Isaac we're talking about
00:02:25He's never enjoyed things properly. That's why we're doing what we're doing tonight
00:02:31When you're done over there, can you get the good wine?
00:02:40What do you mean the good wine, you know how Barclay and Radia are
00:02:47And it would be nice to not be embarrassed about what we serve great. What'd you got? I'm doing the
00:02:51food
00:02:54There's still time for a wine run
00:02:56Check the empty bottles in the garage that they brought last weekend to make sure you get the right stuff
00:03:00Why don't we just fill them up
00:03:02Really?
00:03:03We can call them out when they're refined palates. Don't notice the difference
00:03:09It'll be fun
00:03:35There's still time to cook
00:03:35Oh
00:03:36I
00:03:36Ah
00:03:36I
00:04:24Do you think they'll notice the caps don't snap when they open them?
00:04:27You're the man of the house.
00:04:28He'll be doing the opening and pouring.
00:04:30Don't think you're allowed to say man of the house anymore.
00:04:35Wrong bottle.
00:04:41I thought that was the point.
00:04:42You put red and white.
00:04:43No one will notice.
00:04:44It says blanc right on it.
00:04:46So?
00:04:47So blanc means white.
00:04:49I'm not bilingual.
00:04:50You can't judge me.
00:04:51Just put it in the garage and fill up another bottle.
00:04:55Cancel culture is rampant in this house.
00:05:01Oh, crap.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, man.
00:05:38Fuck!
00:05:39We have a murder?
00:05:42Toilet and slip, huh?
00:05:44What?
00:05:45In regards to what tonight is all about.
00:05:47What do you mean?
00:05:48Do you have a problem with what we're doing tonight?
00:05:50No, it's the right thing to do.
00:05:51We're being good friends.
00:05:55You might want to consider paying for his funeral, though.
00:06:31Did you see Barkley and Radia?
00:06:33How happy they were going up to the front door like they were going to some fucking dinner party?
00:06:37They are going to a dinner party.
00:06:40As are we.
00:06:41Did you see their stupid fucking trunk?
00:06:45What's wrong with you?
00:06:47Barkley, Radia, so good to see you.
00:06:50Oh my god, we got the same guy.
00:06:53It pairs perfect with beef.
00:06:55Yeah, we thought the same thing.
00:06:57What is that?
00:07:00What do you mean?
00:07:01You said this was an overnight activity. This is our overnight bag.
00:07:03That is not a bag.
00:07:05It represents a bag.
00:07:06Isn't it so vintage?
00:07:07Well, it looks old, if that's what you mean.
00:07:11Alright, take it up to the main guest room.
00:07:13I don't think we can say guest room anymore.
00:07:15What are you talking about?
00:07:16Guest room indicates that we're your guests, like we're yours, and that's just not right.
00:07:21We're definitely not yours.
00:07:22We're having you over, that's all. Don't be stupid.
00:07:25Having people isn't really a thing anymore.
00:07:27Everything has to be consensual, Blake.
00:07:29Vintage things are cool, vintage thoughts are not.
00:07:31Catch my drift?
00:07:36I do.
00:07:39Just take the old trunk to the second bedroom.
00:07:42Second? Really? You think ranking is better?
00:07:45It's not a celebration, it's an intervention.
00:07:48Whatever the fuck you guys are calling it.
00:07:50What's the difference? It's just people sitting around talking.
00:07:53You haven't been to one before.
00:07:55It's our friend group's first, if that's what you mean.
00:07:59I mean you haven't been to one before, what the fuck?
00:08:02You haven't been to one before either.
00:08:04It's not a big deal. Everyone's doing it.
00:08:09I haven't been to one before because my friend group isn't as fucked up as yours is.
00:08:13You don't have a friend group.
00:08:15You had a band, and the band broke up.
00:08:18Breaking up makes a lot more sense than a fucking intervention.
00:08:21Really?
00:08:22Because sitting around playing guitar by yourself is starting to get pretty sad.
00:08:26Playing is playing, same as on stage doesn't make a difference.
00:08:29You don't believe that.
00:08:31It's not my fault you need to see me on stage to get wet.
00:08:34Yeah, I was your groupie. Now you don't have a group.
00:08:39You're just a lonely bitch.
00:08:40Fuck you.
00:08:41Fuck you.
00:08:42Hmm. Giselle and Darby are here.
00:08:44That's good. We should get downstairs then.
00:08:47They're just sitting in their car.
00:08:52How many beds at other people's houses always creak?
00:08:54Because sex at other people's houses is always better.
00:08:58More passionate.
00:09:00What makes being guests such a joy.
00:09:02So we can say guests?
00:09:06Well, we as guests can say guests.
00:09:07We just can't be called guests by non-guests.
00:09:09See a difference?
00:09:10Totally.
00:09:12Oh my god.
00:09:14What are you doing with that?
00:09:16I like to ask for options.
00:09:17Not everybody wants to do pills or asphyxiation.
00:09:20This is something they can both enjoy.
00:09:24You really go all in, don't you?
00:09:27Hold it.
00:09:29Where'd you get it?
00:09:30It is a Heckler and Coke P30L.
00:09:34John Wick's gun.
00:09:36Really?
00:09:37It's not loaded, is it?
00:09:38What do you think?
00:09:40It is his favorite Keanu Reeves movie franchise.
00:09:43He's gonna love it.
00:09:45That's really thoughtful, Barkley.
00:09:46I know.
00:09:50You think we'll need the chloroform?
00:09:51It's a safety precaution, but I hope so.
00:09:56Do you remember the wine?
00:10:03Whiskey, bitch.
00:10:26To good friends.
00:10:27To good friends.
00:10:30To good friends!
00:10:32This is fucked.
00:10:34What are you talking about?
00:10:35Really?
00:10:36Come on, Darby.
00:10:38This is what we're supposed to be doing.
00:10:39This is what a good friend group does.
00:10:41Not the first.
00:10:42Everyone's doing it.
00:10:42We're not God.
00:10:44Who believes in religion anymore?
00:10:47That's not what I meant.
00:10:48To sell?
00:10:50Maybe they're right.
00:10:51If one in seven friends were eliminated, who knows?
00:10:53We could probably solve world hunger.
00:10:57How?
00:10:59By feeding them to the homeless, hand out body parts and barbecues on the street?
00:11:03Be realistic, Darby.
00:11:04How many barbecues could you fit inside of a car?
00:11:06It would probably be hibachis.
00:11:08Speaking of food, May smells positively delicious in here.
00:11:13You're talking about May's cooking and we're talking about killing someone.
00:11:16We're convincing someone to kill themselves.
00:11:19There's a difference.
00:11:20It is called life intervention, Darby.
00:11:22Don't be toxic.
00:11:23You're better than that.
00:11:24I know it.
00:11:24We're not convincing him.
00:11:27We're explaining to him why it's his best option.
00:11:29We'll do one of our bottles first.
00:11:31Wine anyone?
00:11:34We are doing it for his own good, Darby.
00:11:36He drinks decaf coffee at brunch and light beer at parties.
00:11:39There's no enjoyment in his life.
00:11:41He takes care of his body.
00:11:43Sounds like he wants to live to me like most people.
00:11:46He looks like the before guy in before and after pictures.
00:11:49Now he's gonna die in a moderately well-kept boring body.
00:11:52It's not very James Dean, that's for sure.
00:11:54Because of us.
00:11:56Don't get so worked up, please.
00:11:58We're talking about killing someone.
00:11:59Saving.
00:12:01Saving.
00:12:02Like heroes.
00:12:04We're gonna be so heroic, babe.
00:12:05You'll see.
00:12:06We are not killing anyone.
00:12:10We're just pointing him in the right direction.
00:12:13Have you seen photos of other life interventions?
00:12:15I mean, at least we have some taste here.
00:12:17You guys did a great job.
00:12:18How long are you house-sitting for?
00:12:20House-sitting?
00:12:22This isn't even your house?
00:12:24It's my parents.
00:12:25Can't afford a place like this.
00:12:27Fuck Giselle, why didn't you tell me?
00:12:29I thought you'd be pissy about it.
00:12:30I'm pissy about everything.
00:12:32I, for one, dig your self-assurance, Darby.
00:12:34It's better to do something like this in the suburbs.
00:12:37I feel so gross.
00:12:38I need a fucking shower.
00:12:39I can show you where the shower is.
00:12:41Hand you a towel.
00:12:42Anything you need. Anytime.
00:12:43It's better here.
00:12:44Isaac was practically a family member growing up in this house.
00:12:47Probably had more dinners here than his own place.
00:12:50He's gonna feel so comfortable here.
00:12:52It's really perfect.
00:12:54Honestly, we're such good friends.
00:12:56Mmm.
00:13:02Oh, good wine.
00:13:04Good conversation.
00:13:05Good friends.
00:13:07Think of all the years of personal anguish
00:13:08we'll be saving him, Darby.
00:13:09I don't even think he likes people.
00:13:12I didn't agree to this.
00:13:13You were on the friend group group chat.
00:13:14You were, Darby.
00:13:16This was all done through memes and emojis.
00:13:18I didn't think you were serious.
00:13:20You had the funniest memes, though.
00:13:22They were so dirty and so clever.
00:13:23You were definitely a great addition to the group chat.
00:13:25I didn't think this was real.
00:13:27If friend groups did this decades ago,
00:13:29bad friends probably wouldn't even be a thing anymore.
00:13:31And we would be spared from doing this ourselves.
00:13:33But I didn't think of it as doing something for future generations.
00:13:37Like past generations.
00:13:38Went to war.
00:13:38Exactly.
00:13:39Egg-fucking-zactly.
00:13:42Really?
00:13:43Going to war?
00:13:45Of the mind.
00:13:47Look at you.
00:13:48You're battling right now.
00:13:49You just have to climb that wall.
00:13:50Like Humpty Dumpty.
00:13:52Not really.
00:13:53We're saving so many kids from bad childhoods
00:13:55who would have been born to people like Isaac.
00:13:57Imagine Isaac's kids.
00:13:58Ooh, for real.
00:13:59Like Humpty Dumpty.
00:14:01Sure.
00:14:01Everyone knew what I meant.
00:14:03It's clever.
00:14:04I'm clever.
00:14:04We are talking about someone who just...
00:14:07doesn't fit into society.
00:14:09That's why we're doing what we're doing.
00:14:11It's for the better.
00:14:13Because you don't like him?
00:14:15Because he annoys you?
00:14:17Is that justification for death?
00:14:19Maybe he can't fucking stand you guys.
00:14:24I don't think so.
00:14:25I just cooked his favorite meal.
00:14:27And I brought this.
00:14:29It's gonna blow his mind.
00:14:32I mean, it is the gun John Wick uses,
00:14:34so he's gonna love it.
00:14:35Great fucking call, dude.
00:14:36John Wick is the best Keanu franchise.
00:14:38Love it.
00:14:39See, Darby?
00:14:40Everyone is all for Isaac.
00:14:42This is all for Isaac.
00:14:44Why don't we all head downstairs?
00:14:46I'll take you through the rest of the options for Isaac,
00:14:48and then we can run through rehearsal
00:14:50in the intervention room.
00:14:52And it is sick.
00:14:53I love that you smoke.
00:14:55Tobacco is great.
00:14:57Shall we?
00:14:58Let's go.
00:15:11Let's go.
00:15:13Let's go.
00:15:24Let's go.
00:15:27We are looking for the personal circle of care for our friend.
00:15:29First, we show care for him.
00:15:32Then, he shows care for himself.
00:15:33Option one.
00:15:35The John Wick gun.
00:15:36Thoughtful choice of a piece.
00:15:38I know he'll be touched by it.
00:15:39And we can all happily remember the time we watched
00:15:41the first two John Wick films together
00:15:43before going to the theater for the third.
00:15:45So much fun.
00:15:47I'm sure it was one of Isaac's favorite days.
00:15:49We can recommend to Isaac that the gun would be best served up against his temple or in his mouth.
00:15:55Upside, he pulls the trigger, and in one instant, all of his pain and loneliness is gone forever.
00:16:01Downside, there will be a bit of a clean-up involved afterwards.
00:16:04If we hang plastic all around him to catch the blood splatter, there will be less clean-up.
00:16:09Wait, Dexter. I thought that was so smart.
00:16:13If you have a ton of plastic with you, that sounds great.
00:16:17Without any plastic, I think we should recommend to Isaac that he set up a stool in the bathroom.
00:16:22As we all know, tile is the easiest surface to clean blood from.
00:16:26Our next option is the rope as a tool for hanging.
00:16:30There is a centuries-old history with suicide by hanging that would tie Isaac to all of humanity.
00:16:37Of course, it's not our choice. It's not about us.
00:16:40Also, if Isaac wants to do it out back by the ravine,
00:16:43we would have the option of leaving him there to be discovered by others.
00:16:47Which, though traumatic-
00:16:48Never finds him!
00:16:49Never finds him!
00:16:51Would really make our lives a lot easier.
00:16:53Then, we don't have to be the ones to call the cops.
00:16:55It's good for people to come face to face with this stuff.
00:16:57Do you have a stool or a chair in mind to aid Isaac in hanging himself?
00:17:02There are a few wooden chairs in the garage that I think will be perfect for his height.
00:17:05Brilliant.
00:17:06A wooden chair and a tree?
00:17:08It would be so poetic. I really do hope that's what he chooses.
00:17:10Next up, a favorite way to go for the Hollywood elite.
00:17:16They are super clean and painless.
00:17:19Downside, all the beds are spoken for.
00:17:21He can use ours.
00:17:23Mate, you're the consummate host.
00:17:25Up next, switchblade.
00:17:29Obviously, to slit his wrists.
00:17:31Initially, I wanted to go with a larger knife or a razor blade,
00:17:34but I think Isaac will get a real charge out of this.
00:17:38So, when does Isaac arrive?
00:17:41It was on the itinerary, but...
00:17:44about an hour.
00:17:46Can I have a bath now, then?
00:17:47Tomorrow, sweetie. After the cough sleep and stuff.
00:17:50If Isaac chickens out of slitting his wrists in the bath,
00:17:53we can always plug this in and drop it in with him.
00:17:56He always liked watching my mom blow dry her hair.
00:17:58It made him hard and horny.
00:18:03I took the liberty of printing out the top three bridges within a 20-kilometer radius
00:18:07that Isaac could hurl himself off of.
00:18:10Although, I didn't pick any where he'd be going into traffic,
00:18:13because I don't think that's fair to the drivers.
00:18:15Oh, my God! You have the Millennium Bridge!
00:18:19That's where Barkley took me on our first date.
00:18:21He read an E.E. Cummings poem.
00:18:23I recited. There's a difference.
00:18:24You might remember these.
00:18:28Darby does.
00:18:29It's got stacks and stacks of unsold ones in the back of her car.
00:18:33This is a little different.
00:18:35At least most of you bought one.
00:18:36This is a mixed CD.
00:18:38Something that takes a lot of time and effort.
00:18:40Fucking rights is different.
00:18:42I write and create my own songs and record them.
00:18:44You plop other people's shit on there and call it work.
00:18:47It's not that simple.
00:18:49And what I do is?
00:18:51It's a different art form.
00:18:52Let's leave it at that.
00:18:57Having known Isaac for close to 30 years,
00:19:00this disc spans almost three decades of memories.
00:19:04It spans multiple genres of music,
00:19:06with a particular focus on the prime of Third Eye Blind's career.
00:19:10So as you can see, Darby,
00:19:12this goes a little beyond jamming on a guitar
00:19:14and spewing some words.
00:19:15You're probably wondering what this is for.
00:19:17Well, I have my 1999 Toyota RAV4,
00:19:21which was given to me by my mother,
00:19:23parked in the garage right now.
00:19:25Still got the original compact disc player in it.
00:19:27We all know that.
00:19:28So what I'm saying is,
00:19:30if Isaac wants to go out via our last option,
00:19:34carbon monoxide, in the garage,
00:19:36then he can do it.
00:19:38listening to 30 years of nostalgia played through the music of our lives,
00:19:42which just so happens, Darby,
00:19:45to include some of the greatest bands of all time,
00:19:47many of which are from the 90s, obviously,
00:19:50as he slips away into eternity.
00:20:00Next up, rehearsals.
00:20:02rehearsals.
00:20:17Do you time to pay the price
00:20:21for everything you've done wrong, baby?
00:20:25In your life, you get so high,
00:20:28there's nowhere left to go but down.
00:20:32Don't believe that no one cares,
00:20:35cause we're here waiting for you, baby.
00:20:39Do you time, and then come home for good.
00:20:44So don't hide yourself away.
00:20:49Don't hide yourself away.
00:20:50In it's time.
00:20:52Don't hide yourself away.
00:20:55In it's time.
00:21:13If you ever feel in doubt
00:21:16You have a place in my heart, baby
00:21:20If I ever feel left out
00:21:23I know I've got a place in yours
00:21:27I don't believe that I wouldn't dare
00:21:30So go and take you right back, baby
00:21:34Do your time and then come home for good
00:21:40So hide yourself away
00:21:47Don't hide yourself away
00:21:51Shine, don't hide yourself away
00:21:59Shine, don't hide yourself away
00:22:04I don't believe that I wouldn't dare
00:22:33Rehearsals went really well.
00:22:36Everyone was so prepared.
00:22:38For sure.
00:22:39It's all about getting the point across.
00:22:40You can't mince words.
00:22:42You know, saying mean things come so naturally to you,
00:22:44those words were really hurt.
00:22:46Everyone did good.
00:22:48You were surprisingly impressive in your cruelty.
00:22:50You should be proud.
00:22:51You should be proud of reaching this.
00:22:53I just need to find a career for my type of leadership.
00:22:56I think people are afraid to hire leaders like me.
00:22:59Anyone doing the hiring will be afraid that I'll take over.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:03I mean, you were right.
00:23:05If there is a suicide here,
00:23:07there's no way your parents are going on to live here anymore.
00:23:09I mean, I wouldn't have fired them.
00:23:11Suicide runs in both of their families.
00:23:13They've been running from it their entire lives.
00:23:15This is perfect.
00:23:16They'll definitely pass the house on to me.
00:23:18You're so smart.
00:23:21And you won't care then that I don't have a job?
00:23:24I'd marry you.
00:23:27We could do it right here in the backyard.
00:23:30You must have the hottest sex.
00:23:33Not really.
00:23:34She's actually pretty cold with that stuff.
00:23:36She just kind of pushes my head down every few days and that's it.
00:23:41Like between our legs?
00:23:46Did you hear all that stuff Blake said about Isaac in there?
00:23:48We're definitely doing the right thing tonight.
00:23:50For sure. The world will be a better place tomorrow.
00:23:55I love that I can tell that you are punk rock.
00:23:58Not just play punk rock.
00:24:00Like punk rock is a whole way of living, you know?
00:24:02And I can tell that you really embody that.
00:24:05Her band broke up.
00:24:06I am so sorry to hear that, Darby.
00:24:08I'm so sorry to hear that too, Darby.
00:24:11You guys gonna try and convince me to kill myself?
00:24:15Never.
00:24:15Never?
00:24:16Uh-huh.
00:24:18I hope that Blake has chosen at least one oak tree out of the three,
00:24:21because although they're not as versatile, they are the strongest.
00:24:24What does it matter?
00:24:25I like to think everything matters.
00:24:28So, as we can see, it's a beautiful tree.
00:24:31Strong lines, feels a bit Tim Burton-esque, which I know Isaac will adore.
00:24:36Just, just an ideal piece of nature to go out with.
00:24:39One of those vintage wood chairs from the garage would be standing next to this.
00:24:44All right, everyone, follow me to the last tree.
00:24:48It better be oak.
00:24:49It's an oak tree, so the strongest of the three.
00:24:52What I like about the oak is its strength and climbability.
00:24:55Isaac can actually climb up this tree with the rope, tie it off, and jump.
00:25:00The bark is at a perfect resiliency level this time of year as well.
00:25:06We could still set up the chair underneath.
00:25:09I mean, we could, but a chair might look a little weird so far below where Isaac's hanging.
00:25:15Barkley's right. The chair will look gorgeous under this tree.
00:25:18And it would be more like an art exhibit. Like a think piece.
00:25:23Well, logistically, for the first responders and police, it might read like evidence of some kind.
00:25:29I mean, they'd want to do an ultrasound.
00:25:31I think you mean autopsy.
00:25:32You know what I mean.
00:25:34I mean, it's not like we would have hung in, so we'd have nothing to worry about.
00:25:38Maybe Isaac just wanted to have a sit and ponder before climbing the tree and hanging himself.
00:25:42I mean, who are the police to judge?
00:25:43I think it's their job to judge.
00:25:45I think it's the judge's job to judge, so there's that.
00:25:48I don't know about you, but I don't want to end up in front of a judge over this.
00:25:52How about we don't do any of this and we don't have to worry about police or judges?
00:25:56Let's all just focus on Blake.
00:25:57Yeah, thanks, May Bay. I'm just not sure about the chair with the oak.
00:26:02Think about it this way. If you're planning to come out and kill yourself, you're not sure which tree you're
00:26:06going to use, right?
00:26:07I mean, it's not like everyone that kills himself has great guides like yourself.
00:26:11So, you'd bring a chair in case because you wouldn't expect to find the perfect climb-friendly tree.
00:26:16That's a good fucking point.
00:26:17Great point.
00:26:18I don't agree with any of this, but that was on point.
00:26:22You really think you could climb this tree?
00:26:24I would hope so. We used to climb it all the time when we were kids.
00:26:29Yeah, these trees are pretty high.
00:26:31I think there's a nice symmetry to this scenario. Thank you, Barkley.
00:26:34Have you tried climbing lately?
00:26:37No, but I'm in much better shape than Isaac, so it wouldn't really prove anything.
00:26:41Climb it.
00:26:43Don't be stupid.
00:26:44Show them you can do it.
00:26:45Yeah, climb it.
00:26:47Climb it.
00:26:47Climb it!
00:26:49Climb it!
00:26:50Climb it!
00:26:51Climb it!
00:26:52Climb it!
00:26:53Climb it!
00:26:54Climb it!
00:26:55Fight!
00:27:03I'm getting party tingles because I don't even know whose face is going to end up in the
00:27:05potato salad.
00:27:06You know?
00:27:07I don't, but I'm really glad you reached out because that doesn't really happen with me,
00:27:13like, ever.
00:27:18Uh, the grass.
00:27:20I just...
00:27:22I know this is a weird first date.
00:27:25Oh, you mean the whole sleepover thing?
00:27:28Can't be worse than all the rape that happens at college dorms.
00:27:37This was my favorite place growing up.
00:27:40So, I love it.
00:27:52Come on.
00:27:56Excuse me.
00:28:05Oh, my God, come on along the backstage.
00:28:12well you rope about as good as you can climb shut up yeah i don't think you're doing this right
00:28:17maybe you should watch a youtube video i'm not watching a youtube video on how to rope
00:28:22you think they have youtube videos on how to throw a suicide rope
00:28:27you want to try i learn from trees i don't rope them
00:28:37um
00:29:02nice babe she was able to do it because she was able to see what i was doing wrong that's
00:29:07all
00:29:09solid solid team effort that was really cool nerd thank you and now that blake knows what to do right
00:29:18i'm sure he can handle it by himself darby maybe you could show me how
00:29:25oh i'll need some help really i think we've all seen what you need to see here i have to
00:29:32go in
00:29:32and check on the food i'm with you me too i'm gonna need another drink oh radia can you stay
00:29:38back and
00:29:38take a photo of me for instagram you really want to post a picture of you roping a tree your
00:29:43friend
00:29:43might be found hanging from the next day um it would be nice to have the option i don't get
00:29:49to look rugged
00:29:54i don't think they should be here is this a surprise party maybe they're hiding is it your birthday
00:30:12they invited me and i know everybody's gonna be here
00:30:15so but maybe they like invited all your friends like everyone from your life and they're all
00:30:22hiding and they're gonna jump out at you and you're gonna shit your pants this is everybody from my
00:30:26life and i don't want to shit my pants there isn't anyone else not one blake's parents maybe but they
00:30:34they uh they don't like to be around if blake is so they're probably not here makes sense
00:30:43what do you mean i mean i guess no one gets along with their parents i don't know it's pretty
00:30:48impossible not to get along with blake's mom
00:30:53maybe they're out back
00:31:00what about the pool you want to go for a dip another option he doesn't like swimming
00:31:09isaac isaac so so many of you at once i wish you'd just come to the door blake and answer
00:31:16for
00:31:16yourself i mean you could too may anyways good to see everybody who's this this is lexi she's my
00:31:26partner for today's festivities i'm his date his date that's great amazing i'm radia
00:31:34so great the more the merrier may
00:31:40yeah great great you're here nice to meet you i'm jaza
00:31:51i'm blake i've known isaac's entire life
00:31:57i was just showing everyone out back by the ravine where we used to get up to no good
00:32:00and by no good he means i got to hiding trees all day while he swam in the pool
00:32:06i see you have your overnight bags fantastic this place looks like a country club do i need to check
00:32:12in somewhere or get a membership no membership required but tact and taste is recommended don't
00:32:17be a twat it's all right with a face like that on his head i thought he was gonna say
00:32:22tits and ass
00:32:24i i like lexi where'd you find her isaac she found me must have been digging for a while oh
00:32:31it's
00:32:31amazing what you can find when you look
00:32:37another set of eyes to witness the night's events that blake has planned for us i mean who has adult
00:32:43sleepovers they're all the rage these days hey why doesn't everyone head inside and get yourselves a
00:32:50drink i know i'm thirsty yeah come on
00:33:04isaac you know where to take the bags right of course i do no no no no no no no
00:33:08no no i'm so sorry
00:33:10let me let me take your bags down for you that's the least i can do i'd love to go
00:33:14down and see the
00:33:15setup it's no problem no no no it's it's really no problem really it's no problem exactly it's no
00:33:21problem lexi always let a man go down first if he's offering can argue with that isaac give blake
00:33:26your bag then you and lexi have to come do a shot you're buying everyone else we arrived right on
00:33:30time my mom was always so proud of my punctuality scores on my report card she could tell you that
00:33:35in a second well i mean she was always trying to get rid of you she was the punctual one
00:33:39not you
00:33:39she hated you shots i'm just gonna go change i got pretty dirty being rugged in the ravine
00:33:51got a plethora of great photos now i should change too me too me too
00:34:11i'm
00:34:45Um, don't have clothes for everyone.
00:34:48Oh, are you here to see my rugged roping photos?
00:34:52This is about Isaac bringing a date.
00:34:53I assume that's why you invited us upstairs.
00:34:56Invited?
00:34:57I said I was changing my clothes.
00:34:58Oh, I thought that was secret agent speak.
00:35:01Code?
00:35:03Great.
00:35:03So we all have to change our clothes for no reason now.
00:35:06What's the difference?
00:35:07You look like Edward Scissorhands dressed you with a blindfold.
00:35:11So how are we going to do the thing now?
00:35:13Maybe Blake isn't the asshole we all think he is and this will all blow over.
00:35:18Did you not hear him down there?
00:35:19I can't believe he hasn't killed himself already.
00:35:21I know, right?
00:35:22He really does seem like he just needs a friendly push.
00:35:24And in the end, that's what tonight is all about.
00:35:27Do not lose focus, Darby.
00:35:29So should we tie her up or something?
00:35:31Who, Darby?
00:35:33No, Lexi.
00:35:34Who the hell is Lexi?
00:35:36Isaac's date, you idiot.
00:35:37Isaac has a date?
00:35:38Good for him.
00:35:44I feel like May and Blake could help out with this.
00:35:46Can we get them up here?
00:35:47It might look a little suspicious.
00:35:51Nice pajama top, sport.
00:35:52Mm-hmm.
00:35:53Put it on.
00:35:55Huh.
00:35:56I don't think so.
00:35:57Hmm.
00:35:58I would not have expected someone with your integrity to be the weak link.
00:36:03This shirt is weak.
00:36:11It's vintage.
00:36:27Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:36:28Eat my ass and call me Tuesday.
00:36:30This party has officially started.
00:36:32I just know how uncomfortable I'm going to be if I don't change, and they all do.
00:36:36So.
00:36:53Glad you could make it.
00:36:55Thanks.
00:36:57You look weird.
00:37:00I don't know.
00:37:02Being back here at the house, you're here.
00:37:05It's all a bit strange.
00:37:08In a good way.
00:37:13So you date now.
00:37:15How'd that happen?
00:37:17It was one of those online things you told me to set up years ago, but, like, where the
00:37:22girl had to reach out first, so I kind of forgot I was on one.
00:37:27Imagine my fear when I saw a message.
00:37:31Yikes.
00:37:32So this is your first date ever?
00:37:35Technically.
00:37:36Literally.
00:37:38But you brought her here without telling me.
00:37:40You always said you didn't invite me to things because showing up alone depresses people,
00:37:44so I felt lucky to be able to come and not depress people.
00:37:49Scary for her, though, right?
00:37:50She probably doesn't know you don't know how to date.
00:37:52I think she's pretty aware.
00:38:00Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:38:01It's better with us here.
00:38:03I mean, imagine having to go on a date with you.
00:38:06That's what I said.
00:38:11I need my bag.
00:38:12You running away already?
00:38:14No, I just want to change.
00:38:16Why?
00:38:16Did you shake your pants?
00:38:17I've done that before on a date.
00:38:18It's not a big deal.
00:38:19You should probably shower, though.
00:38:19I didn't soil myself yet.
00:38:21Everybody else went upstairs to change for dinner, so I figured I should, too.
00:38:25You want to change?
00:38:26Yeah, like a group.
00:38:28Kind of culty.
00:38:31Do people change together now, like gym class?
00:38:36I hated P.E., but I want to fit in tonight.
00:38:40Yeah, okay.
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:44I still kind of like to change in my own, though, so if you don't mind.
00:38:48You know, if Lexi likes you, you're going to have to take your clothes off in front of her.
00:38:52Yeah, maybe.
00:38:54But I wear boxers, though, so I could always pull my penis through the hole if I don't feel
00:38:59comfortable getting all the way naked in the case of intercourse.
00:39:02It's one of three reasons I like boxers over briefs.
00:39:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:05Good to see you.
00:39:05Glad you're here.
00:39:12Just going to go upstairs and change.
00:39:15I've never seen people so desperate to change clothes before.
00:39:20Well, it's been a while since everybody got together.
00:39:22I think they just want to make a good impression.
00:39:26So, how long have you and Blake been together?
00:39:30Six years.
00:39:33I wish I could be in such a committed relationship.
00:39:35He seems like such a great guy.
00:39:48What are you guys doing?
00:39:50We're pretty sure we should tie Lexi up in the basement.
00:39:52What?
00:39:52What choice do we have?
00:40:03Why don't we just make her part of the intervention instead?
00:40:09But then she'll know everything.
00:40:11Yeah, I thought this is more of an insider thing.
00:40:13Friend group thing?
00:40:15She's going to want him dead by the end of dinner.
00:40:16I think we're okay.
00:40:17She'll probably know something's up if she gets tied up.
00:40:20Just saying.
00:40:21No.
00:40:23Vote?
00:40:24Dinner!
00:40:27No.
00:40:30Seriously, Isaac?
00:40:33I decided I didn't want to wear my tomorrow clothes for today because then I wouldn't have
00:40:36any clothes for tomorrow.
00:40:37So I put on my swimsuit instead.
00:40:40You don't swim.
00:40:42I don't get it.
00:40:43I still like baths though.
00:40:45You wear your swimsuit in the bath?
00:40:47Of course.
00:40:50That's amazing.
00:40:55Everything looks and smells so good.
00:40:57I can't believe you made my favorite meal.
00:40:59It feels like my birthday.
00:41:02That's ironic.
00:41:04Well, Blake told me how much you like coming over for the roast beef sundaes.
00:41:08My favorite meal of the week.
00:41:09So naturally it became Isaac's.
00:41:11Hmm.
00:41:11That's my medic desire.
00:41:12Who talks like that?
00:41:14Neuroscience talks like that.
00:41:16Neuroscience sounds like a phoride chronic masturbator.
00:41:19If you are referring to me, you're probably right.
00:41:23My desire comes from my brain, not my genitalia.
00:41:25And I'm proud of that.
00:41:28I didn't get much home cooking back in my place.
00:41:31And mom wasn't able to cook much with all the places she was dropping me off at.
00:41:34Especially on weekends.
00:41:35So it's...
00:41:36Well, we just want you to really enjoy your meal.
00:41:40What's the occasion?
00:41:42It's just been so long since we were all together.
00:41:44Yeah, we wanted to get the band back together.
00:41:46Well, judging by your pictures on social media, it seems like you're always together.
00:41:53You can't trust social media.
00:41:55I think Darby had a successful band if you did.
00:41:58And Giselle didn't have cellulite and was 20 pounds lighter.
00:42:03I like to consider social media an accurate pictorial diary for myself.
00:42:07A place where I can showcase my growths and accomplishments as a human.
00:42:12I hope you'll be taking and posting lots of pictures tonight, then.
00:42:16Yeah, that's a great idea.
00:42:18Especially later.
00:42:20I don't like to overindulge my audience.
00:42:26Speaking of phones, I'm going to go grab mine from downstairs.
00:42:36I'm going to give a little wine.
00:42:57Can I help you find anything?
00:43:02What are you doing here?
00:43:05It's a shame you never invited me to your parents' house.
00:43:07I look killer in a bikini.
00:43:09You should leave.
00:43:10That would look suspicious, no?
00:43:12Or maybe you could just make up a lie.
00:43:14You're always good at that.
00:43:15How'd you find Isaac?
00:43:16What are you doing?
00:43:17Pretty much all you did was talk about Isaac.
00:43:20Especially after sex.
00:43:21Just leave.
00:43:23I don't want you anymore.
00:43:24I thought I made that clear.
00:43:25Clear like how?
00:43:26Because I thought you made it clear how much better and tighter I was than May.
00:43:29Maybe we should call her down here, clear things up.
00:43:32Walk off.
00:43:33You can't just cut people out of your life without consequences.
00:43:38What do you want from me?
00:43:43What'd you come down here for?
00:43:46I thought I should change.
00:43:47Like everybody else.
00:43:50Walk off.
00:43:56Maybe we should call Isaac and May down here.
00:43:58And you can show them exactly what you wanted from me.
00:44:04Put your clothes back on.
00:44:07You told me that Isaac should just kill himself already.
00:44:10Maybe his best friend fucking his first date ever is just the push he needs.
00:44:16A lot would have to go wrong for that to happen.
00:44:19Let's call it plan F.
00:44:20What?
00:44:21Don't forget your phone.
00:44:25Darby, your shirt looks really good.
00:44:28I cannot overstay.
00:44:30Can't eat super rare things?
00:44:32Oh, yeah.
00:44:32It's not raw.
00:44:34It's rare.
00:44:34It's perfectly cooked.
00:44:36It's so rare.
00:44:37Just eat it.
00:44:38I don't care.
00:44:39Mine's better.
00:44:40Speaking of meat.
00:44:41I'm just surprised the meat police haven't come knocking at the door.
00:44:44Well, the beef is grass-fed.
00:44:47I only eat vegan cows.
00:44:49Veganism is fascism and hemp clothes.
00:44:51Mm-hmm.
00:44:52Before you know it, we'll be Anne Frank's and Osama bin Laden's cowering in our attics and
00:44:57sand forts.
00:44:57Yeah, they were definitely hiding for the same reasons.
00:45:01It's a travesty.
00:45:03People have the right to live how they choose.
00:45:05I choose choice.
00:45:07That's right.
00:45:08Oh, God.
00:45:09Do you guys hear yourselves?
00:45:11It stands to reason that if it ever came to cannibalism, we should eat the vegans first.
00:45:15I bet you guys would eat me first.
00:45:17It's not true, Isaac.
00:45:18You're not a fascist.
00:45:20Yeah, no way, brother.
00:45:21I'd protect you from these cantankerous carnivores.
00:45:24You see, everyone?
00:45:26I told you why tonight was important.
00:45:28Why it had to happen.
00:45:31What are you talking about?
00:45:34Well, we just know that you've felt a little blue lately, and we wanted to do something
00:45:38about it.
00:45:38Uh, we've wanted to do something nice for you.
00:45:41Yeah, maybe Lexi can draw you a bath later.
00:45:44Ooh, that would be sweet.
00:45:45That's what Blake's mom used to always do for me.
00:45:47Yeah, well, my mom's not here, so Lexi will have to do.
00:45:50Pour me a pint of gin and call me Bubbles.
00:45:54This has been amazing.
00:45:56You guys have been so sweet.
00:45:57Thank you so much for everything.
00:46:00Oh.
00:46:03To Isaac.
00:46:04To Isaac!
00:46:12So, Blake's mom really gave you baths?
00:46:14Not in a weird way.
00:46:16It was like a good mom way.
00:46:19My parents weren't the most strict in terms of hygiene, so it was really helpful.
00:46:24Sometimes my mom would drop me off to specifically get bathed.
00:46:27So, Blake was probably a dick to you then?
00:46:30No, not really.
00:46:31It was the best.
00:46:32They were really nice to me.
00:46:36I've never bathed a dude.
00:46:38Let alone on a first date.
00:46:42I feel like you're seducing me.
00:46:45Like I'm Mrs. Robinson.
00:46:49I think you got that backwards, babe.
00:46:51Oh, really?
00:46:59I'm feeling uncomfortable standing underneath this deathtrap.
00:47:01Why'd you bring me down here?
00:47:02There's another reason why Isaac would want to die.
00:47:04Really?
00:47:04I fucked his date.
00:47:05Hmm.
00:47:05Didn't even see you two sneak on.
00:47:06I mean, I had an affair with her.
00:47:07You know, this may know.
00:47:09Of course not.
00:47:09You know, affairs aren't as mature as you think they are?
00:47:11Not what I think.
00:47:12No?
00:47:13What do you think?
00:47:13That we need to do something about her.
00:47:14Do you like how?
00:47:15Do you like how do you think?
00:47:17No.
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18Shit.
00:47:19Yeah, because you brought a gun, too.
00:47:20No.
00:47:21Yeah.
00:47:21Where is it?
00:47:22I hid it.
00:47:22Where?
00:47:23Someplace good.
00:47:24Good.
00:47:25We need to tie her up, like you said.
00:47:27Here?
00:47:27No.
00:47:32Here.
00:47:33We should definitely use one of the vintage chairs.
00:47:34I wouldn't be surprised if it's mahogany.
00:47:36It's one of the most commonly used hardwoods for a chair.
00:47:38Right.
00:47:38Could be maple or an oak, though.
00:47:39I do love a good oak.
00:47:41Birch can be nice.
00:47:41I just don't like it smelling raw for me.
00:47:43We just need to find a way to get her and the chair down here.
00:47:45You don't want the women to find out?
00:47:46We already talked about tying her up.
00:47:47In front of everyone but me.
00:47:48No, Lexi's volatile.
00:47:49There's no telling what she'll say.
00:47:50I can't believe Isaac's dating her.
00:47:51She's here to get to me, not date him.
00:47:53Say what you want.
00:47:54She's drawing that man a bath.
00:47:56If that's not dating, I don't know what is.
00:47:57That's past dinner and a movie.
00:47:59Beyond foot rubs.
00:48:00Might even surpass sex.
00:48:01My mom drew a bath.
00:48:02Yeah, exactly.
00:48:03When did they break up, anyway?
00:48:04Shut up.
00:48:04Did all your friends date your mom?
00:48:06Oh, should I date your mom?
00:48:07You get the girls outside to discuss the next steps.
00:48:09I'll get Lexi in the chair down here, and then I'll text you.
00:48:11Well, just tell them you're making sure Lexi's bathing Isaac correctly.
00:48:14Like his ex, your mom is sure.
00:48:14Tell them I'm running interference so that they don't come prematurely.
00:48:17Don't!
00:48:18Like Isaac and your mom.
00:48:19Isaac doesn't come.
00:48:25Okay.
00:48:26I'm going to get her in the chair, and then you come in and tie her up.
00:48:28You sold the rope, right?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:30Where is it?
00:48:30Some Blake good.
00:48:31Good.
00:48:41How's it going, Isaac?
00:48:42I brought you a hairdryer.
00:48:43Thanks, Blake.
00:49:09Don't forget to plug it in if you need to use it.
00:49:12Thank you, Blake.
00:49:19We're doing the right thing.
00:49:21We're good people.
00:49:22That girl's suspicious.
00:49:23I don't like her.
00:49:25I don't have a good radar for stuff like that.
00:49:27I'm a Scorpio.
00:49:29Do you?
00:49:31Maybe Lexi really likes Isaac, and having his friends tie her up might fuck that up a bit.
00:49:36She does not like him.
00:49:38She does not like him.
00:49:39Whatever.
00:49:40Plus, having a girlfriend doesn't necessarily make you happy either.
00:49:43Everyone was so good in rehearsal.
00:49:45I can't wait to see everyone perform live.
00:49:49I'm regretting not bringing my ukulele.
00:49:50Oh, that would have been so good.
00:49:54We're not playing a show.
00:49:57You guys get that, right?
00:49:59I would have just embarrassed myself playing in front of a professional like you, Darby.
00:50:03I'm sure you've played in front of much bigger audiences.
00:50:05Than one?
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:08Sometimes.
00:50:09I love mosh pits.
00:50:11You avoid body contact at all costs.
00:50:14Yes, but I love what they represent, though.
00:50:16Freedom.
00:50:17Rebellion.
00:50:17Love.
00:50:18Respect.
00:50:18Aggression.
00:50:19All the amazing things Darby stands for.
00:50:21You should get a t-shirt that says,
00:50:23Don't touch me.
00:50:24I love mosh pits.
00:50:26I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:50:28Tonight's a big night, and you surprised me.
00:50:30But now I'd like to surprise you.
00:50:33What about everyone else?
00:50:34They all went for a swim.
00:50:36They were jealous of Isaac's bath.
00:50:38So we've got some time.
00:50:40Let's get that bed down.
00:50:41Not before I, uh, dance for you.
00:50:46Foreplay.
00:50:46Now that's a surprise.
00:50:49Let me just put on my song here.
00:50:56Not getting a signal.
00:50:58Hmm.
00:50:59Gonna have to go old school.
00:51:10So when Isaac's out of the bath, we're doing this, right?
00:51:13The main event?
00:51:14That reminds me.
00:51:15I have to go do...
00:51:18something.
00:51:36Oh, so many scratches.
00:51:38I hope it's better than your make-out disc.
00:51:40Indeed.
00:51:41This is the one I like to call the kindler.
00:51:43It's my pre-make-out make-out disc.
00:51:46Oh, well, I've got the mask.
00:52:18How did you learn to do that with the rope?
00:52:20A hangman's noose?
00:52:21Suicide self-help video.
00:52:22Um, what the fuck are you guys doing?
00:52:24Us?
00:52:24You brought a gun.
00:52:25For self-defense.
00:52:26Why are you going through my things?
00:52:28What are you doing here?
00:52:29You ghosted me, asshole.
00:52:30Quiet.
00:52:31I'm pregnant.
00:52:32It's yours.
00:52:33You're bluffing.
00:52:33We just met.
00:52:34Blakes!
00:52:35How do you know?
00:52:36You want to give me an autopsy?
00:52:37Go ahead.
00:52:38Give me an ultrasound.
00:52:39Shut up, nerd.
00:52:40This is crazy.
00:52:41Oh, crazy.
00:52:42You're the one playing BTK.
00:52:43What are you going to tell Isaac?
00:52:45Oh, I don't know.
00:52:45That you aborted the date.
00:52:47Fuck you, Blake.
00:52:48I think we need to knock her out.
00:52:50Oh, I don't know.
00:52:51Hit her really hard in the head.
00:52:53I don't like the idea of hitting a lady.
00:52:54Do you have any better ideas on how to knock her out?
00:52:56Have a chloroform.
00:52:56Who has that?
00:52:57I do, upstairs.
00:52:58Why?
00:52:58You ask for options.
00:52:59For suicide.
00:53:00I go all in.
00:53:01Ask for out of you.
00:53:03I don't want anything to happen to the baby, though.
00:53:05You want her to keep it?
00:53:06No.
00:53:06Oh.
00:53:07Why don't we just consider this two birds, one stone?
00:53:10Efficiency is the easiest way to get ahead in this world.
00:53:12Do you think that I'm that much of an asshole?
00:53:15Maybe we can get her to knock herself out.
00:53:18Fuck.
00:53:19We just need to keep her secured in the chair so she doesn't tip it over and free herself
00:53:22like in the movies.
00:53:23That's all.
00:53:23Keep her in the closet.
00:53:25The door does look like pine.
00:53:26It would make it pretty soundproof.
00:53:28Why do you know so much about wood?
00:53:30She's gay.
00:53:32We're going to have to secure her mouth, too.
00:54:03How are you feeling?
00:54:03How are you feeling, Isaac?
00:54:05Good.
00:54:06This has been great.
00:54:07Everyone's been so nice.
00:54:09That's good to hear.
00:54:11We wanted to give you something unaccustomed to your dreary life.
00:54:15You don't have anyone to cook for you, do you?
00:54:17No.
00:54:18The meal was great.
00:54:20You probably eat microwave dinners.
00:54:23Rotting your pathetic excuse for a body from the inside.
00:54:28Hey, man.
00:54:29We all do feel sorry for you.
00:54:34But we're tired of that burden.
00:54:38You eat terrible.
00:54:40You look terrible.
00:54:42You live terrible.
00:54:44What's the point?
00:54:49What are you talking about?
00:54:51Where...
00:54:52Where's Lexi?
00:54:53What's the point in you even living, man?
00:54:56Aside from being a burden on society and on your friends.
00:54:59Do you think that it's fair that I have to share my Netflix password with you?
00:55:02You'll never have a girlfriend.
00:55:06Lexi's nice.
00:55:10Do you see her?
00:55:12She laughed.
00:55:15She dated you as a joke.
00:55:18She and her friends had a bet on who could go out with the biggest loser.
00:55:21Oh, oh, huh?
00:55:22You understand that?
00:55:24Your life is a joke, Isaac.
00:55:30What are you talking about?
00:55:32Why are you doing this?
00:55:34She was just here.
00:55:34She liked me.
00:55:35Oh, no, no, no.
00:55:36No.
00:55:37She didn't.
00:55:39And to be honest with you, none of us do anymore either.
00:55:49Hey.
00:55:52Hey.
00:55:53He's right, Isaac.
00:55:56Just being around you makes me want to kill myself.
00:55:59You haven't done anything since I met you.
00:56:01You haven't gone anywhere.
00:56:03You haven't even had a real date.
00:56:06It's pathetic.
00:56:08And you smell.
00:56:11I'm sorry.
00:56:12I thought you liked me.
00:56:14I don't have a bath in my apartment.
00:56:18Who lives in a basement in their late mid-twenties?
00:56:21I can't afford anything else.
00:56:24I can't afford anything else.
00:56:24So get another job.
00:56:26You see, this is your problem, Isaac.
00:56:27You don't change.
00:56:29And because you don't change, nothing's ever new for you.
00:56:34It's depressing.
00:56:37It's depressing.
00:56:37You're depressing.
00:56:41So why live?
00:56:43Hmm?
00:56:46Why do it?
00:56:49Do you like making your friends who care about you feel this way?
00:56:55I want to change.
00:56:59You won't, though.
00:57:03What should I do?
00:57:05I'm sorry.
00:57:08It's too late.
00:57:18You are nothing.
00:57:21You have become nothing.
00:57:24Except nothing doesn't affect people the way you do.
00:57:26You suck the life out of those around you.
00:57:31You're not smart.
00:57:32You're not athletic.
00:57:34You're not artistic.
00:57:36You simply take up space.
00:57:39Soon, we won't have enough air for us all to breathe.
00:57:41Do you want to be responsible for that?
00:57:43Do you want to take the air away from a deserving person for your meaningless and self-serving existence?
00:57:52I don't want to hurt anybody.
00:57:54And yet, you have.
00:57:58Every single person in this room, you have hurt.
00:58:03The mere sight of you makes people not want to have kids.
00:58:06You think that's fair?
00:58:07You think it's fair that Radia will never become a mother because of the effect seeing you leave your life
00:58:12has had on her?
00:58:16I didn't know.
00:58:17I didn't mean to.
00:58:19I'm so sorry, Radia.
00:58:20I want to be better.
00:58:24It's too late.
00:58:26You're not going to change.
00:58:28Some people just aren't musicians or actors or coders or singers or pilots.
00:58:35And those people have to give up on those dreams.
00:58:38But at least they had those dreams.
00:58:42Isaac!
00:58:43It's time to give up on the dreams that you never had.
00:58:46Stop yelling!
00:58:47Isaac!
00:58:56Listen to me, Isaac.
00:58:58We've known each other for a long time, haven't we?
00:59:02Look at me.
00:59:05I've never liked you.
00:59:08I've kept you in my life to make me feel better about my own.
00:59:16You, standing next to me, made me look better.
00:59:20And I thank you for it.
00:59:22I thank you for your years of service.
00:59:25But I've turned a corner, buddy.
00:59:27I'm in a really good place right now.
00:59:29Friends.
00:59:34We're not.
00:59:36We never were.
00:59:41Friends need each other.
00:59:43I need you.
00:59:44Yeah, I know.
00:59:45I know, Isaac.
00:59:48You need me.
00:59:51But I don't need you.
00:59:54And now that that's the case,
00:59:57no one does.
01:00:04Stop living, Isaac.
01:00:09It's time.
01:00:15Don't, don't, don't.
01:00:16Please, please.
01:00:18Don't what?
01:00:18Isaac.
01:00:21Don't kill me, please.
01:00:23Kill you?
01:00:25You want, you want us to do it?
01:00:28No, Isaac.
01:00:29You do it.
01:00:33You, you want me to kill myself?
01:00:36No.
01:00:38We want you to want to kill yourself.
01:00:43You should want to die.
01:00:45Because, Isaac, you don't live.
01:00:49I do.
01:00:50I do.
01:00:51You do what?
01:00:52I do want to kill myself.
01:01:09It's all going to be okay, Isaac.
01:01:11We're almost there.
01:01:18Isaac, stay here.
01:01:29I don't know.
01:01:52We need to calm Darby down.
01:01:54Blake said he hid Lexi's gun.
01:01:55You mean this gun?
01:01:57I can't believe you found it.
01:01:59What are you going to do?
01:02:00You're not going to shoot Darby.
01:02:03This all has to stop.
01:02:07This is crazy right now.
01:02:09Is everything okay?
01:02:11Yes, Isaac!
01:02:14Not now, Isaac!
01:03:40I think now stop!
01:03:50Darby, honey.
01:03:52I think we should just all calm down.
01:03:55You're all psycho!
01:03:57You're the psycho, bitch!
01:03:59Fuck you!
01:04:00Please just leave Lexi bound.
01:04:02Please.
01:04:03She's not who everyone thinks she is.
01:04:05Just put the gun down, come out and talk to us.
01:04:07Who is she?
01:04:08She's bad news.
01:04:09Just leave it at that.
01:04:10Barkley says Lexi's bad news.
01:04:13Fuck Barkley!
01:04:14I am so sorry about not making your last gig.
01:04:17I'm definitely at the next one.
01:04:18I love gigs, especially yours.
01:04:25I'm so glad you didn't find the extension cord.
01:04:31Didn't think I'd need one.
01:04:34You're never the brightest when I came to that stuff, were you?
01:04:41I'm sorry.
01:04:43Sorry.
01:04:46Don't be sorry.
01:04:48You saved your life this time.
01:04:53Not stupid, though.
01:04:55I know.
01:04:55I know where they keep everything in this house.
01:05:01I know.
01:05:02Okay?
01:05:07I know.
01:05:10You know.
01:05:12No one thinks you're stupid or a bad person.
01:05:17And no one wants to see you hurt.
01:05:20Do you trust me?
01:05:23Everything.
01:05:24Everybody said all those mean things to me.
01:05:29You know who was a bad person?
01:05:33Blake.
01:05:34Hatsu.
01:05:36Not you.
01:05:40Do you agree with that?
01:05:44I don't know.
01:05:46Sometimes.
01:05:49Hey, he wanted to see you die tonight.
01:05:51And that's not nice.
01:05:53And we all think you should pay for that.
01:05:55But do you?
01:05:56Do you think you should pay for what he wanted to do to you?
01:06:07I don't want to die.
01:06:10Don't worry.
01:06:13We're all going to protect you to make sure that that doesn't happen.
01:06:16But we could use your help, Isaac.
01:06:18We don't want Blake to try and hurt you again.
01:06:22Can you help us?
01:06:30We love you the most.
01:06:32We love you the most.
01:06:39We love you the most.
01:06:43Where's Lexi?
01:07:03I really do love you.
01:07:05I really do love your music.
01:07:17I'm pregnant.
01:07:18You're pregnant.
01:07:19We love you.
01:07:22I'm pregnant.
01:07:23I'm pregnant.
01:07:24I'm pregnant.
01:07:26I'm pregnant.
01:07:27I'm pregnant.
01:07:29Everyone needs to stop yelling.
01:07:30Oh, yeah, okay, you're one at talk.
01:07:32What's that supposed to mean?
01:07:34All you do is yell and call music.
01:07:36Maybe you should get one of these clowns to open for you.
01:07:38You could charge ten bucks a head.
01:07:39Darby, as I said before, really sorry about missing your last gig.
01:07:42Excuse me, I'm losing consciousness. Here, help me!
01:07:44Screw you.
01:07:46Because of you, my good friend is pointing a gun at me.
01:07:51A gun used by one of the most legendary characters of our generation.
01:07:55So what? You got a heart on?
01:07:56She's not your good friend. You want to fuck her, that's all.
01:07:59No, I don't.
01:07:59Okay, lick her armpits.
01:08:00Whatever the fuck it is someone like you needs to do to get off.
01:08:04Someone... like me?
01:08:05Yeah, an obsessive-compulsive spectrum-teetering half-queer wannabe hippie
01:08:08information-gathering mama's boy small dick super geek!
01:08:13I'm barely half those things.
01:08:15Prove it! Shoot me! Do it! Pussy!
01:08:19Let me up.
01:08:20Stop acting crazy, you asshole.
01:08:22I am pinned under a bed at my own dinner party
01:08:25and I am the father of a fetus!
01:08:27I can be as crazy as I want!
01:08:28So it's clear you see he's an asshole now.
01:08:31That's what I'm saying.
01:08:32Fuck that! Who here isn't an asshole?
01:08:33You betrayed your best friend, Isaac.
01:08:36You betrayed May.
01:08:37You clearly hate Barkley.
01:08:39You didn't even buy my band CD.
01:08:41And you got Lexi pregnant.
01:08:42You have fucked over everyone here.
01:08:45I'm just gonna go.
01:08:46You are not going anywhere.
01:08:48You can't point a gun at her, she's pregnant.
01:08:50Pregnant women are known to be crazy, that's a fact.
01:08:52So why couldn't you even trust that she's pregnant?
01:08:54You can't trust that she's pregnant, cause she's pregnant?
01:08:56Exactly.
01:08:57Asshole!
01:08:58Blake, just stop pointing the gun.
01:09:01Darby first.
01:09:03How about both of you stop pointing the gun at the same time?
01:09:06Okay? Sound good?
01:09:08I want the big gun.
01:09:12Why don't you give the small gun back to me?
01:09:15Darby?
01:09:16You give the John Wick back to Blake, and then we stop pointing the guns at each other.
01:09:21As long as Lexi stays free.
01:09:25You are all crazy, and I'm all for it.
01:09:28Someone tell Lexi that she can only remain free as long as she promises not to tell May the crazy
01:09:33lies of a pregnant woman.
01:09:34Like, for example, the fact that she's pregnant.
01:09:38Lexi!
01:09:38Do you promise not to say anything to May regarding your relations with Blake and the perceived pregnancy?
01:09:44I do.
01:09:46Blake, do you promise not to bind or threaten Lexi in any way?
01:09:51I do.
01:09:52You may exchange the guns.
01:10:01Let me up.
01:10:02Let me up!
01:10:03He's doing it!
01:10:04He's doing it!
01:10:05Isaac's in the garage in the car, it works!
01:10:08You assholes.
01:10:12Let's get Isaac.
01:10:15Fuck.
01:10:34I wish that all the people who doubted me, all the teachers who failed me, all the bosses who fired
01:10:43me.
01:10:45I wish that they could see me now.
01:10:51This is my masterpiece.
01:11:05Oh, my God, he's going to get blood all over the interior.
01:11:11Why'd you slit your wrists as well?
01:11:14It's dry.
01:11:16This is wine.
01:11:24Why'd you do that, Isaac?
01:11:27I wanted to make sure you came and sat next to me for a bit.
01:11:37Are you sure you don't want to sit on the driver's side for this?
01:11:41I never got my license.
01:11:57I made this for you.
01:12:04It says everything.
01:12:08I know.
01:12:11But you...
01:12:13I can't believe you can remember all of these.
01:12:17Just to listen to.
01:12:19And you.
01:12:23It's nice.
01:12:26You're doing good.
01:12:32I'm glad I'm doing it here.
01:12:37Where all my best memories are...
01:12:42were...
01:12:45You're family was so nice to me.
01:12:50My parents really loved you.
01:12:58Do you think I could, um...
01:13:01have the gun?
01:13:02Just in case, you know, it takes me too long and I get scared.
01:13:07This was my mom's car, Isaac.
01:13:10I don't want you to get it all messy with your blood and stuff.
01:13:15I will make sure to...
01:13:18I'll aim it towards my side.
01:13:21I'll keep the windows down just in case I...
01:13:27that's smart.
01:13:32Enjoy the CD.
01:13:48Good job, Isaac.
01:13:49I don't...
01:13:50I don't want to do this.
01:13:52That felt really crummy.
01:13:53He wanted to kill you.
01:13:54He wanted me to kill myself.
01:13:56There is a difference.
01:13:57Oh, don't be stupid.
01:13:59He was an asshole to you, to me, to everyone.
01:14:01This is the perfect murder of an asshole.
01:14:05The world will be a better place after tonight.
01:14:07Okay?
01:14:08Okay.
01:14:21Oh, my God.
01:14:24Woo!
01:14:25Ow, ow, ow!
01:14:31Ow.
01:14:34Ow, ow, ow.aph.
01:14:41Ow.
01:14:52Ow,
01:14:53ow. Ow.
01:14:54Oh,
01:14:54ow. Ow,
01:14:56ow. Ow,
01:14:56ow, ow. Ow.
01:15:33Fuck you, you traitors!
01:15:35Isaac, you think you can get away with this?
01:15:38In my own house?
01:15:40Your parents' house.
01:15:42I didn't want any part of this.
01:15:48You're a loser!
01:15:50You've always been!
01:15:52You've been embarrassing me since we were kids!
01:15:56You're antisocial, ineffective with women, and a failure in life!
01:16:00And if not for me and my parents, you would have killed yourself long ago!
01:16:07You're a fucking coward.
01:16:09Get in the car.
01:16:13Now.
01:16:18Now.
01:16:30Close the door.
01:16:38Who is a coward now, huh?
01:16:41But we planned it.
01:16:42Uh-uh-uh.
01:16:44We planned it.
01:16:54The intervention.
01:16:57Oh, this is an intervention.
01:16:59But it's an asshole one.
01:17:01And it's for you.
01:17:04We're done with you.
01:17:06With you thinking you can do whatever you want and dictate the way people live.
01:17:11People like you are over.
01:17:16You're canceling me.
01:17:19And that wine you served tonight tasted like toilet water.
01:17:22You think those garden grapes could pass for a granache, varietal, circa 2012?
01:17:27Hilarious.
01:17:28And your music taste sucks.
01:17:31The 90s to make out to?
01:17:33Really?
01:17:35The same music?
01:17:37You cheated on me with the same shitty music you put on with me?
01:17:41I can't believe they had sex with you.
01:17:46You can't do this.
01:17:49You can't do this.
01:17:51This is my parents' house.
01:17:53They're gonna find out what happened.
01:17:56Haven't you seen true crime dogs?
01:17:58Parents don't quit.
01:17:59They don't quit, you fuckers.
01:18:01Your mom knows that he met off me.
01:18:02Fuck you!
01:18:03The thing I made you on Mick CD!
01:18:05Fuck you in that Mick CD!
01:18:07You never even bought my band CD!
01:18:11And you were my only friend!
01:18:13My only fucking friend!
01:18:15Who still had a CD player in his car!
01:18:19Everyone bought the CD.
01:18:22You're so cheap.
01:18:24I even bought one.
01:18:26And we were definitely gonna go to the last show.
01:18:29Just didn't work out.
01:18:34Isaac.
01:18:48How is this suicide, though?
01:18:52Don't worry.
01:18:54This is how Elliot Smith did it.
01:18:57Fuck!
01:19:00Fucking dick!
01:19:02Asshole!
01:19:18What?
01:19:21It's a musician thing.
01:19:24So it's like he double suicided himself?
01:19:38Like, he just wanted to be thorough.
01:19:41Make sure the job was done.
01:19:43Well, he was a meticulous planner.
01:19:46Yeah, his parents know that.
01:19:49That's incredible thinking, Darby.
01:19:52Oh, yeah.
01:19:52Revolutionary.
01:19:57Giselle?
01:20:00Get one of my CDs from the car.
01:20:07Masterpiece.
01:20:12Anybody for dessert?
01:20:14Oh, yes.
01:20:14Yes.
01:20:15Mm-hmm.
01:20:15Okay.
01:20:18What is it?
01:20:20Um, creme brulee.
01:20:21Creme brulee.
01:20:21I love creme brulee.
01:20:22Can I come?
01:20:25Only people who stab Blake get the cup.
01:20:27Ugh.
01:20:39Oh!
01:20:43Anna.
01:20:44Mm-hmm.
01:20:52Let's go.
01:20:55Let's go.
01:20:57Let's go.
01:20:57I just'll try.
01:20:57Well, without Blake here now, we can have even more parties, because we'll actually enjoy the whole time.
01:21:02So, without Blake, it's just, it's just poetry to my ears.
01:21:05I'll be like, one or two of them, my friends will.
01:21:08What about me?
01:21:09Bring them all.
01:21:09Oh, yeah, I can have a few of them, like these.
01:21:11Okay, guys, you have long ears with that asshole.
01:21:14It's a girlfriend.
01:21:14I know.
01:21:15You died a lot, kind of.
01:21:16I did, yeah.
01:21:17So, who's the next guy?
01:21:19Well.
01:21:19Do you have one lined up yet?
01:21:20I have a few in mind.
01:21:21Oh, okay.
01:21:22Okay.
01:21:24You, too.
01:21:25I'll help.
01:21:25Give us the juicy deets.
01:21:27Yeah.
01:21:28Play that for you, girl.
01:21:29Oh, I gotta say.
01:21:30My muscles are so tense.
01:21:32I'm on today.
01:21:33Oh.
01:21:34I needed this.
01:21:35Feels so good.
01:21:36Derby.
01:21:37Today, you break this.
01:21:39Fantastic.
01:21:39Amazing.
01:21:41Oh, and May, great dinner party.
01:21:44Yeah.
01:21:44Great dinner party.
01:21:46And now, for some real Vitus vinifera grapes.
01:21:50Mm.
01:21:51God's grapes.
01:21:52Ooh.
01:21:54And to think the John Wick gun wasn't even loaded.
01:21:59And I'm not even pregnant.
01:22:01Whoa!
01:22:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:22:18Assholes.
01:22:44Do you time to pay the price
01:22:48For everything you've done wrong, baby?
01:22:52In your life you get so high
01:22:55There's nowhere left to go but down
01:22:58And don't believe that no one cares
01:23:02Cause we're here waiting for you, baby
01:23:05Do you time and then come home for good
01:23:11So don't hide yourself away
01:23:15Let it shine, let it shine
01:23:19Don't hide yourself away
01:23:22Let it shine
01:23:40If you ever feel in doubt
01:23:43You have a place in my heart, baby
01:23:47If I ever feel in doubt
01:23:50I know I've got a place in yours
01:23:54Don't believe that I wouldn't dare
01:23:57So go and take you right back, baby
01:24:01Do you time and then come home for good
01:24:05Don't believe it
01:24:12You
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