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00:00:25Breaking news.

00:00:26There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.

00:00:30Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.

00:00:34We go now live to Monte Vista, where students were gathered for the annual school dance.

00:00:39Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene to find these packs of gang members in

00:00:43the midst of gun violence.

00:00:44And we immediately pounced the evildoers and we have the situation under control.

00:00:50Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt.

00:00:53Bunch of savages, animals that belong in a zoo.

00:01:00First of all, that cop is high as hell.

00:01:03Look at him.

00:01:04Second of all, that's not even how it went down.

00:01:07Let me rewind to the beginning.

00:01:11This was actually the greatest night of my life.

00:01:14And would you believe me if I told you it was a tell of love?

00:01:17The cops may have led with it a tragedy, but you can't never trust the police.

00:01:20Hey, this is my story.

00:01:23So I should tell it.

00:01:24It'll probably be a little less racist.

00:01:25Where are you going to be at tonight?

00:01:28Best believe that you're going to be over at Monte Vista High School because it is going

00:01:32down.

00:01:32Super size.

00:01:33It was a smash hit.

00:01:34The hater dance would be in the neighborhood, man.

00:01:37It's probably 106th annual unity in the community school dance is going down at Monte Vista High

00:01:41School Comma 106th.

00:01:47Well, look, that's super-sized.

00:01:49That motherfucking hater ass song is shit.

00:01:52And I'm going to give them that super-sized song, person just as soon as I can.

00:01:57You want mama to walk you here, baby?

00:01:59No, mama, I'm good.

00:02:00You ain't good, nigga.

00:02:01You ain't about four feet, god damn tall shit.

00:02:04Hold on.

00:02:05Here mama come.

00:02:06I don't want nobody fucking with my baby, God damn it.

00:02:13Ma!

00:02:15I protect my baby.

00:02:18Come on.

00:02:19Here we go.

00:02:21Now listen, if some shit goes down, I want you to page me, alright?

00:02:26Ma, don't nobody use pages no more. We got iPhones.

00:02:29Man, I know what's going on in these streets. Scott television.

00:02:33Ma, I promise I'm good.

00:02:37Alright, well listen, I got to get to the motherfucking church anyway.

00:02:39Go on in there and make mama proud. Learn something.

00:02:41Give mama a kiss though, baby, before I go.

00:02:58Kiss me before I bloom.

00:03:14I love you. Take care. Learn something today. Make mama proud, little bitch.

00:03:18Tell your teacher I said, hey!

00:03:20You got something? You got something?

00:03:22Yeah, I got something. Hold on.

00:03:26Yeah, roll out. I got you. I got you.

00:03:29If you hit me with that football, I'm going to fuck your ass up.

00:03:42Where is the Rangers?

00:03:46Where is the Rangers?

00:03:48Hey, girl, what's up? What your name is?

00:03:50Tell your homegirls, it's the Rangers.

00:03:53Tad it in, you like that accent?

00:03:55Waste for the big, but I like that.

00:03:56Drop that flow, pay you, baby. You like it? I got a damn pack.

00:03:59Shake that, can I date that? Maybe call it back?

00:04:01We want no booty so fat. Didn't ask for the number, I know that.

00:04:05Pretty girl, check it.

00:04:06Tasha, Keisha, baby, son.

00:04:09Pretty girl, check it.

00:04:11Tasha, Keisha, the coach, you meet up.

00:04:15Rangers? Those dudes are amazing.

00:04:18Best dance click at our school.

00:04:20And one of them is actually my older cousin, Day Day.

00:04:24See, I met him at a family reunion once,

00:04:27but I don't even think he'd remember my name.

00:04:29See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that click.

00:04:33Now, that's what it's about here, clicks.

00:04:35Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from some study buddy shit.

00:04:39It's more so sororities and fraternities

00:04:42without the college education and social benefits.

00:04:45Let me explain.

00:04:46Each school is divided and segregated into cliques.

00:04:50Monte Vista is no different.

00:04:51You got your backpackers, the nerds,

00:04:54the vegan tree-loving dreadheads.

00:04:57You got your dirty ghetto kids,

00:05:00AKA your hood skaters.

00:05:02Oh, and that stink finger.

00:05:05Across the street, you'll find the lamest fools

00:05:08to ever step foot in the hood.

00:05:09Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.

00:05:11They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago,

00:05:14but these fools still up here every single day.

00:05:16Bunch of old wannabe gangsters

00:05:18who want to holler at young chicks,

00:05:19but always fail miserably.

00:05:21We're not carrying any books.

00:05:22And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them.

00:05:25You want to carry these balls then, bitch?

00:05:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:28Put the balls in your book bag, bitch.

00:05:31I told a bitch to carry my balls.

00:05:33Give me some what?

00:05:34I said carry my balls, bitch.

00:05:35Somebody get some what?

00:05:37Let's ride out.

00:05:38I know that's right.

00:05:39Nice.

00:05:41Then there's the essays.

00:05:42The real gangsters.

00:05:44Legend has it, if you look one of them in the eye,

00:05:46you could die.

00:05:47Where we come from, blacks and Mexicans

00:05:49have never gotten along.

00:05:51It's a ghetto civil war that defies logic.

00:05:53It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.

00:05:56It's the same shit.

00:05:57See what I did there?

00:06:00And the most notorious, badass essay of them all

00:06:04is Big Junior.

00:06:05A while ago, he got sent to prison

00:06:07for burning down a school dance

00:06:08because he thought some blind guy

00:06:10was looking at his little sister.

00:06:12He just so happens to be the girl of my dreams,

00:06:15Anastacia Moreno.

00:06:16I've been in love with her since we shared a nap time towel

00:06:19in the first grade.

00:06:20I was so nervous, I pissed on myself,

00:06:23all over the towel, all over her.

00:06:26I sure enough did.

00:06:28She ain't looked my way since.

00:06:30It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds.

00:06:33I mean, she's a sweet girl.

00:06:35A part of the hottest female clique

00:06:36that my school has ever birthed.

00:06:38Let's take a moment to enjoy.

00:06:42Each day through my window

00:06:45I watch her as she passes by

00:06:52I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy.

00:07:02Man, look at her.

00:07:04She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

00:07:06YAH!

00:07:08It's truly my dream come true.

00:07:11Wait a minute.

00:07:13Is she looking at me?

00:07:16Jason Phoebe Jackson.

00:07:19Oh, this is my shot.

00:07:20This is my moment.

00:07:22Seize the opportunity.

00:07:32Go get him, buckaroo.

00:07:35Oh, yeah.

00:07:36I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man,

00:07:39the tobacco industry's propaganda pitch man

00:07:41that's been killing kids for years.

00:07:43I wasn't always super cool

00:07:46until I discovered these.

00:07:49My mother smokes eight packs of these death doobies a day.

00:07:53And since she's a single parent,

00:07:55he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.

00:07:57Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.

00:08:00Don't cheat.

00:08:01My role model.

00:08:02Tough, rough, and rugged.

00:08:04A true definition of a man.

00:08:06Go get him, buckaroo.

00:08:07Go check it, check it, check it.

00:08:09Tasha, Keisha, Ben, Lisa.

00:08:11Really go check it, check it, check it.

00:08:12Jasper, Keisha, Nicole, Jimmy Gunn.

00:08:15Really go check it, check it, check it.

00:08:16Denise, bitch, that's kicking, Sean, man.

00:08:19What's that?

00:08:20She's shaking that thing, girl, what's up, man?

00:08:23My nigga, what the fuck, bro?

00:08:29What's that?

00:08:33Worst moment in the history of fucked up-ness.

00:08:36Ay, you're so little.

00:08:39It looked like a dick was smaller.

00:08:43Oh, gross.

00:08:46Little dude ain't even circumcised.

00:08:49How's that, bro?

00:08:49Why you even looking at this nigga dick?

00:08:51I think his dick look like Franklin.

00:08:57Hey, bro, play your pants.

00:08:58Why are you still sitting there with his pants down?

00:09:00Guys, wait up.

00:09:02Attention, it's 745.

00:09:05We're the students who lost their prosthetic legs.

00:09:07Please hop your head down here to the guy's counsel's office.

00:09:11Hey, guys, hey, guys, wait up.

00:09:15Yo, how can I be a ranger?

00:09:16I know everything about y'all.

00:09:18I got all your mixtapes.

00:09:19I know all your dance moves.

00:09:21I was even thinking of getting a ranger.

00:09:22It's a stalker, too.

00:09:23I do whatever it takes.

00:09:24I swear.

00:09:26Okay, little piggy in the blanket dick.

00:09:28You really about that ranger life?

00:09:30Dede, whip it out.

00:09:32The rangers got to getting some.

00:09:35Memorize it.

00:09:36Now, if you want to pledge to be in the illest clique,

00:09:38you gotta get the draws off one of the illest chicks.

00:09:41That's right.

00:09:42Panties.

00:09:43When you come back with a fresh pair of sweet girl panties,

00:09:45you win.

00:09:47Uh, can it be like a sock or something?

00:09:50Panties.

00:09:51Like these.

00:09:54These are quiches from last night.

00:09:57She just gave you those?

00:09:58For sure.

00:09:59Aight, now here come them sugar draws.

00:10:01Take your pick, little dude.

00:10:16Yo, yo, yo.

00:10:17Snap out of it, Uncirkey.

00:10:19The ranger shit is real.

00:10:21South Central wasn't building no day.

00:10:23So can you pull it off?

00:10:24Or what?

00:10:26Uh, when am I supposed to have this done?

00:10:28Tonight.

00:10:29Tonight?

00:10:30Tonight.

00:10:31But you just said South Central wasn't building a day.

00:10:34Eh, I don't know what that shit mean.

00:10:35I should be saying shit, because niggas be fading.

00:10:38Y'all expect me to have sex with one of the most

00:10:40untouchable girls in our school tonight?

00:10:42Yeah.

00:10:43That's not even humanly possible.

00:10:45Yeah, it is.

00:10:46Tonight is the Unity in the Community School dance pool,

00:10:50and it's a lock-in.

00:10:51You know what happens at the lock-in, boy.

00:10:57Okay.

00:10:57Hey, guys.

00:10:58For those of you that don't know what a lock-in is,

00:11:00let me explain.

00:11:01In an attempt to give all races and classes of students

00:11:04a safe party environment and keep them away from gang violence,

00:11:07we have an all-night campus party that culminates in a sleepover,

00:11:11in a gym.

00:11:12Nice, safe, and wholesome, right?

00:11:15Wrong.

00:11:16Instead of a lock-in, they need to call it the get-it-in,

00:11:20because that's all that's happening all night long.

00:11:23Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get they freak-in.

00:11:27Drink-in, smoke-in, and frolic-in.

00:11:33But the main attraction is the Power 106 concert and talent show.

00:11:38Last year, the new boys won taking home two grand

00:11:41and a major-label record deal.

00:11:43Their lives changed forever,

00:11:44and they're coming back this year to judge

00:11:46and give another act a ticket out of the hood.

00:11:49Aw, shit, y'all, we're late.

00:11:51We better get to class.

00:11:52Nigga, we the rangers.

00:11:53We're not worried about being late to class.

00:11:55Yeah, we run the school.

00:11:56The school don't run us.

00:11:58Extra media, nigga.

00:11:58Quit tripping.

00:11:59I'm with the big dogs running this school.

00:12:02The school don't run us.

00:12:03Ha-ha.

00:12:04Right, too.

00:12:06Langston?

00:12:11Ow!

00:12:15Ow!

00:12:19Tarty, Tarty, Tarty!

00:12:21Get your little hot-pocket-sized ass to my office!

00:12:24Give it to me, give it to me, give me the phone.

00:12:26In here, sir.

00:12:30Little ass on in here.

00:12:32Ha!

00:12:32Ain't that a bit?

00:12:34Hey, the damn.

00:12:35That's what's wrong with you, kid.

00:12:36Your mind is filled with all that old bullshit!

00:12:39I'm about sick of it.

00:12:40If I was your daddy, I'd be gonna throw your ass up.

00:12:43I wouldn't play it.

00:12:44I wouldn't put up with none of it.

00:12:45That's right.

00:12:46I'm trying to...

00:12:48Woo!

00:12:49Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that,

00:12:51da-da-da-da-da-da-da!

00:12:58I'm gonna tell you one time, and I ain't gonna tell you no more.

00:13:01Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch!

00:13:07I mean, my faculty.

00:13:09I'm sorry about that, Ms. Johnson.

00:13:11She hear every damn thing.

00:13:13Everything.

00:13:14Yeah, years a bit sometimes.

00:13:16I need to talk to you.

00:13:20About that little button-naked dance you just did out there on the quad just a minute ago.

00:13:27Well, I'm not circumcised either.

00:13:31And I'm 60-something years old, still ain't circumcised.

00:13:35Yeah, join the club!

00:13:37You got a turtleneck little dick, too.

00:13:40You got a German Shepherd dick, I got a German Shepherd dick.

00:13:43You got a Sean John leather on your dick, that's what you got.

00:13:46That's right, Levi leather.

00:13:49I know it, when your little dick gets the little blanket lint on it and cookie crumbs and stuff like

00:13:54that,

00:13:54it's hard to blow off.

00:13:56I know what you're talking about, because I deal with it all the time.

00:13:58You ain't got to use a condom.

00:13:59Just twist the tip off like a balloon.

00:14:02That little ball pop up, more pleasure!

00:14:07Principal Rogers.

00:14:08What?

00:14:09Is there any reason that you have me in your office?

00:14:11Yes, that's the reason why I got you in here.

00:14:14I want to ask you something.

00:14:16You having a problem out of them Ranger boys?

00:14:19The Rangers?

00:14:19No, they're my friends.

00:14:22That's what I'm talking about.

00:14:23See, see that?

00:14:23See that?

00:14:24I'm sitting up here trying to defend you and you running with them.

00:14:26I'm going to tell you something, Jabberda.

00:14:28You trying to start some shit around here.

00:14:30The Rangers now all of a sudden is your friend.

00:14:32Ain't that a bitch?

00:14:34You running down here fooling with the Mexican kids,

00:14:36they're going to fuck one of y'all up up and around here.

00:14:38Somebody's going to bend you, spin you, and go up in you.

00:14:40This is my school.

00:14:41And I ain't going to play that.

00:14:42I don't like one of them their bit.

00:14:45Is you getting initiated in the gang, Young Gemini?

00:14:48Uh, my name is Jason.

00:14:51And no, I'm not.

00:14:53I'm going to tell you something, Jeff, bro.

00:14:54You're going to try to start a race ride.

00:14:56You better leave them little Mexican kids along.

00:14:57They're going to jump on you.

00:14:58Yeah, four to five of them are going to jump on your little ass.

00:15:01They're going to have Home Depot little jackets on and everything.

00:15:03They don't play that bullshit.

00:15:04Look at that.

00:15:06There.

00:15:07Pimp shit.

00:15:09You think it's a game?

00:15:11You think it's a game?

00:15:12You're going to end up on first, first, first, first 38.

00:15:17First 38.

00:15:18I thought it was...

00:15:19Yes, 38.

00:15:20Nigga.

00:15:21Yes.

00:15:21Mom, I hear it.

00:15:22You need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lock-in?

00:15:25And you heard it right, baby.

00:15:26And I need to hear a quick and a cacket lick his ass.

00:15:28All right, great.

00:15:29We'll see you later.

00:15:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:15:36Get that ass up tonight.

00:15:38Huh?

00:15:39I mean, are you going to the school dance tonight?

00:15:41Yeah, come on.

00:15:42You just get your little nose ass out of here.

00:15:44Get on out of here.

00:15:46Get up.

00:15:51I hate the dance.

00:15:53I hate the dance.

00:15:55I hate the dance.

00:15:57Oh!

00:15:57I hate the dance.

00:16:00I hate the dance.

00:16:05I hate the dance.

00:16:08I hate the dance.

00:16:09How do you ever come up?

00:16:09I'm going to Dr. Dan.

00:16:15What the fuck?

00:16:18Seems like today's your unlucky day...

00:16:21day?

00:16:23That's funny, fool.

00:16:25Hey.

00:16:27Man, why are y'all messing with me?

00:16:29I know you got some lines to move or something.

00:16:35It's your day-day.

00:16:37You have a real important phone call.

00:16:43Who's this?

00:16:45Quiero mi dinero.

00:16:46Te voy a matar.

00:16:47What?

00:16:47Niggas speak English.

00:16:49Who's this?

00:16:51It's Junior.

00:16:53Just got out.

00:16:54And he wants his money.

00:16:56Yeah, don't keep me holding on the phone, Holmes.

00:16:59That's rude.

00:17:02My bad, Junior.

00:17:03I didn't know it was you.

00:17:05How did you get out?

00:17:06I thought you was in jail for triple life.

00:17:08Quiero mi dinero, te voy a matar.

00:17:12Look, man, I got your money.

00:17:14Don't worry.

00:17:16Dos mil dólares antes de la medianoche.

00:17:19O muere toda tu familia.

00:17:21What did he say?

00:17:22Don't ask me, fool.

00:17:24I don't speak Spanish.

00:17:25¿Dónde está mi dinero, puto?

00:17:27¿Quién es Day Day?

00:17:31$2,000 by midnight.

00:17:33Or Junior's gonna kill you.

00:17:39Shit.

00:17:43Two grand?

00:17:44Man, where am I gonna get that from by midnight?

00:17:47Day Day, you cool?

00:17:48Hell no.

00:17:49These essays are throwing me over some shit my wack-ass father did.

00:17:53Uncle D smoke?

00:17:54Yeah, that lying-ass nigga, Darren.

00:17:57See?

00:17:57My mom thought it'd be a good idea for me to go visit him in prison.

00:18:02Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:03Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:04Hi, Daddy.

00:18:07Who's goddamn white baby is that?

00:18:09This is your baby, okay?

00:18:10He's just light-skinned.

00:18:11Mm-hmm.

00:18:13That one might be mine.

00:18:15That one right there.

00:18:16I'm not totally sure.

00:18:17Just because you name him Darren don't mean he belong to Darren.

00:18:20But I don't care what this baby's name is.

00:18:23This baby is light-skinned, but not light-skinned.

00:18:26That is a white child.

00:18:27That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.

00:18:30That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.

00:18:34That's a good...

00:18:34That baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant.

00:18:38You the only one I've been with, Darren.

00:18:40Bitch, let me explain to you the math.

00:18:42I've been in here 16 consecutive years.

00:18:45You know how long consecutive is, don't you?

00:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:18:47Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.

00:18:50Because I ain't never missed a day.

00:18:52So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits

00:18:55with some other motherfuckers other than me.

00:18:57That's not my baby.

00:18:59That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.

00:19:02His glasses are certainly grown.

00:19:04I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.

00:19:07And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?

00:19:11Bitch, you been fucking the guard?

00:19:13Uh-uh, nah-uh.

00:19:14Hey, Darren.

00:19:15I talk to my mom like that, man.

00:19:17Be respectful.

00:19:18You're absolutely right.

00:19:19I apologize for that.

00:19:22Sister, this bitch...

00:19:23There you go again.

00:19:25Your mother was misbehaving.

00:19:27I'm sorry.

00:19:28I should have set a better example

00:19:30in front of the nice white gentleman and your mother.

00:19:35All right.

00:19:35So could I please speak to my black son privately, please,

00:19:39if that be okay with you, Darren?

00:19:41Mm-hmm.

00:19:41I mean in no disrespect, sir.

00:19:43Hope to work for you one day when I get out.

00:19:45Come on, baby.

00:19:47Oh, raggedy-head, sir.

00:19:51Excuse me, son.

00:19:53This is my first white baby.

00:19:55What's up, man?

00:19:57I'm in a jam.

00:19:59What?

00:20:00Uh, there was a gambling incident,

00:20:04and I need, uh, like 13,000 cigarettes,

00:20:09preferably 6,000 of those non-menthol,

00:20:12and then like 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.

00:20:15That's worth about $2,000 on the open street market

00:20:18if you can handle that for me.

00:20:19I appreciate it.

00:20:20Darren, what are you talking about?

00:20:23Well, see, what had happened was...

00:20:27Wait, you got to do a flashback within the flashback?

00:20:30Nigga, you know you can't do that.

00:20:32Nigga, I'm a criminal.

00:20:33That's what I do, what I'm not supposed to do.

00:20:36So now, what had happened was...

00:20:40No Mexican has ever beat me in dominoes, ever.

00:20:44But one day the cash was on the line,

00:20:47I'd been sipping that lean, and he caught me slipping.

00:20:52But what's this got to do with me?

00:20:54It's your problem.

00:20:55Uh, I didn't have the money,

00:20:57and in lieu of the money,

00:20:59I told Junior and his crew

00:21:01that I had a rich son in a famous rap group,

00:21:04and I'm sure a little funky $2,000

00:21:07don't mean nothing

00:21:08when he clocking all the dollars

00:21:09out there, Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.

00:21:12What?

00:21:13Man, we ain't signed yet.

00:21:14I ain't got no money.

00:21:17All right, well, let's not be a gloomy Gus, okay?

00:21:20If you didn't learn nothing from your white brother,

00:21:22it's learn always look on the bright side of life.

00:21:27But you still haven't given him any money?

00:21:29No, I gave him orange this morning.

00:21:31But they're already trying to make me

00:21:33make small booty payments,

00:21:35and I only got a small booty to work with.

00:21:39Look here, man.

00:21:40Um, I only got one booty hole.

00:21:42You understand what I'm saying?

00:21:44They don't take debit or credit or nothing in here.

00:21:47It's just hold, okay?

00:21:50Now, I've been holding on to it for 16 years.

00:21:52I don't see no reason to let it go now

00:21:53over a few little pineapple fruit cups

00:21:56and some cigarettes.

00:21:58Speaking of which,

00:21:59I need you to do me a favor.

00:22:03You think you could listen to these for me?

00:22:04That's disgusting, man.

00:22:06What'd you pull that out from?

00:22:07Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag, nigga.

00:22:10What do you think?

00:22:11I pulled them out my ass.

00:22:12You ain't got to smell it.

00:22:13Just listen to it.

00:22:14I know, I know.

00:22:15It's time.

00:22:16Look, I only got a few seconds

00:22:17before they snatch me up out of here

00:22:19because I'm a gangster.

00:22:21But look, I need you to save my sphinxster.

00:22:23If you embarrass me in front of that white man's child,

00:22:26you better lock me down.

00:22:27Some father I got, huh?

00:22:29Now I got to pay Junior by midnight.

00:22:32Anyway, you get them draw shit?

00:22:35I'm just messing with you.

00:22:36Come on, bro.

00:22:37You got P.E.

00:22:39Wait, you notice I was in your B.E. class?

00:22:41Yeah, man.

00:22:42I seen you near the phone

00:22:43looking all ineptiletic and shit.

00:22:46Hey, let's keep this Junior thing

00:22:47between me and you, though.

00:22:49It's 11 o'clock.

00:22:50Get your ratchet ass in the class.

00:22:56Man, I'm in a tight situation.

00:22:59Go ahead.

00:23:00Keep laughing in my pain.

00:23:01But the struggle is real.

00:23:04Big Junior just magically got released

00:23:05from a triple life sentence

00:23:07and he's on a mission

00:23:08to kill my cousin Day Day

00:23:09and probably me too

00:23:10once he finds out

00:23:11I'm trying to get his sister's panties.

00:23:14Are those panties really worth dying for?

00:23:17She probably got some really nice panties.

00:23:21I guess I got to do what I got to do.

00:23:23It's like my man Shakespeare said.

00:23:25Love is a smoke

00:23:27made from the fumes of sighs

00:23:28being purged

00:23:30a fire sparkling

00:23:31in lover's eyes.

00:23:36Get your asses up

00:23:38for some aerobics.

00:23:39Stay your asses up!

00:23:40Don't make Coachella mad today.

00:23:42Don't make me mad.

00:23:43Come on now.

00:23:44Let's get into this hater dance,

00:23:45shall we?

00:23:46Five, six,

00:23:47seven, and eight.

00:23:49And to the left.

00:23:51Woo!

00:23:52Yeah.

00:23:53Come on, guys!

00:23:54Man, what the hell you doing, piglet dick?

00:23:56Move like you got some damn rhythm.

00:23:57Come on.

00:23:59Now, I got it.

00:23:59Yeah, side to side.

00:24:00Yeah, side to side.

00:24:01And side to side.

00:24:02Oh, yeah.

00:24:03Keep going.

00:24:06Do the dance.

00:24:10Not so hard, thank the dance.

00:24:11Not so hard, okay?

00:24:13Man, I'm so sick of this damn song.

00:24:15Yeah, but I do like the way

00:24:16B3 booty shapes through that dance.

00:24:19What's a B3?

00:24:20Man, you got to keep up

00:24:22with the acronyms

00:24:23if you're going to be a ranger.

00:24:24B3 is big booty.

00:24:27Come on, J-Action.

00:24:28Let's roll over there right now.

00:24:29I like that.

00:24:30J-Action.

00:24:31That's your new name.

00:24:32Yeah, that's right.

00:24:33Dougie's with it, boy.

00:24:35That's the Frederick Douglass

00:24:36right there, you old nigga.

00:24:38Um, can we help you, little boy?

00:24:40Come on, love.

00:24:41You little homie with us.

00:24:42Um, I'm sorry, Langston.

00:24:44I ain't know.

00:24:45Hey, didn't we go to preschool together?

00:24:49Uh, me?

00:24:50No.

00:24:51Uh, see, I'm from Nigeria.

00:24:54Ah!

00:24:55Hey.

00:24:55Ah.

00:24:57Ah.

00:24:57Yeah, that's it.

00:24:59You peed on me in elementary school.

00:25:02What?

00:25:03What?

00:25:04What are y'all doing

00:25:05not participating in my catasthenics?

00:25:07Huh?

00:25:09Coachella, we tired of doing

00:25:10that fake-ass electric slide, man.

00:25:12The hater dance is loved by everybody.

00:25:14We don't like it.

00:25:15Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that,

00:25:17baby Chris Rock face.

00:25:18Why you hate the hater dance, huh?

00:25:20You gotta like it.

00:25:22Okay.

00:25:24We about what's popping next, not now.

00:25:26Yeah, we about to give you a little taste

00:25:28what we gonna do tonight.

00:25:29Check it out.

00:25:30Who painted your back?

00:25:31Leonid wrote DaVinci?

00:25:33Watch this, little niggas.

00:25:34They are so disrespectful.

00:25:35Let's go!

00:25:38She fucking up

00:25:39She fucking up

00:25:40Got me dancing on her butt

00:25:41She fucking up

00:25:43She the baddest in the club

00:25:44She fucking up

00:25:45Got me dancing on her butt

00:25:47She fucking up

00:25:48So I tell them, if you got ass, then shake that

00:25:50You got ass, then shake that

00:25:52If you got ass, then shake that

00:25:53You got ass, then shake that

00:25:54Then drop and bring it back

00:25:55If you got back, then bring it back

00:25:57And if you bad, you can make it clap

00:25:59Hold on my lap, snap, bag, turn around

00:26:01No mama touching the ground

00:26:03I can't run if it's a bra, may the rain, the bitch drown

00:26:05Now she on my balls, caught all the rebounds

00:26:08Got me feeling like a hound, sniffing for kitty, I found

00:26:12Attracting all the women with them big old bullies

00:26:14No time for no games, and I'm supposed to be a rookie

00:26:17Switching in them heels, making nigga wanna heal

00:26:19I'm a dog staring at ass, till my paws get a feel

00:26:22Shout it, what's the dealie?

00:26:24These niggas can't get with me with my 20s and them 50s

00:26:26Yeah, sitting on them titties, right?

00:26:28Take a back, and all these niggas looking like

00:26:30Really, what?

00:26:32He getting to the money, it's funny

00:26:33These older women is really attracted to me

00:26:35Now I'm denying ratchets and steady stacking this money, nigga

00:26:38She fucking up, she fucking up

00:26:40Got me dancing on the butt

00:26:41She fucking up, she the baddest in the club

00:26:44She fucking up, got me dancing on the butt

00:26:47She fucking up, so I tell them if you got ass to shake that

00:26:50You got ass to shake that, if you got ass to shake that

00:26:53You got ass to shake that

00:26:54Got ass to shake that

00:27:02Yo, we killed that, we definitely gonna win tonight

00:27:05Bro, you already know, sup

00:27:07I know you saw how Jasmine was on me

00:27:09That's gonna be my bust down tonight

00:27:11Nigga, you're right

00:27:12You know her daddy a pastor

00:27:14What?

00:27:15Are you doubting the powers of a ranger?

00:27:17My fault, I repent

00:27:19Yo, yo, check that out

00:27:20That's confidence right there

00:27:21Yeah, they still ain't gonna smash

00:27:24But it needs to be confident

00:27:26I don't know, bro

00:27:27This old sweet girl thing seem to be a little bit out of my league

00:27:29How can you get my name out?

00:27:32You blew it, y'all

00:27:33Don't strip

00:27:33You're on the sheets

00:27:35No, you won't, little nigga

00:27:37We can't report to the office

00:27:39We can't report to the office

00:27:45Hi, Mrs. Johnson

00:27:48Hello, bitches

00:27:52Hi, boys

00:27:56Damn

00:27:56Stop looking at my bitch

00:28:01Students

00:28:02It's 12.30

00:28:05Lunchtime

00:28:06Reduced lunch

00:28:07Free lunch

00:28:09No lunch

00:28:12Hey, man, look at these little niggas

00:28:13I need some moves

00:28:14Move?

00:28:15Man, that's why the rangers is gay

00:28:17Nigga, what the fuck you say?

00:28:19You heard what he said, fools

00:28:20Y'all gay

00:28:22Man, that's the best you could come up with

00:28:24Yeah

00:28:25Yeah

00:28:25Cute these niggas off, yo

00:28:27I don't little niggas funny

00:28:40It's ranger game, man

00:28:42Look at these suckers

00:28:43We run this school

00:28:44Y'all niggas don't want it

00:28:45Hot

00:28:46Like your mama coochie every summer

00:28:47Shit don't stop

00:28:50Plunger

00:28:50Dude, you ass stout

00:28:52Plumber

00:28:52I don't understand something

00:28:54Why you dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman

00:28:57For lunch?

00:28:58Eat a dick if you hungry

00:29:00Could've been your puffs but I got jipped by the monk

00:29:02Your mama pussy be your way

00:29:03That shit is stanky

00:29:05How you put up with that stench?

00:29:07Even stink finger wouldn't get up in that bitch

00:29:09Green pubic hairs like fuckin' on the Grinch

00:29:12Met your mama freshman year, we been fuckin' ever since

00:29:14Nigga, ain't that about a bitch

00:29:16Look at your gear, see to this or to rent

00:29:19Your pants so tight, I can see your pussy print

00:29:21Camera told Joe, let him know who you with

00:29:24Like Bernie Mac, I'm the king of this comedy

00:29:26And the back of your neck look like grits, hominy

00:29:29Your braids so old, they singin' Negro spirituals, homie

00:29:31Oh, nobody, no

00:29:33Tell the truth, you threw these loose, huh?

00:29:35Honestly, come out the closet

00:29:37With your promise ring

00:29:38You call this gay, we happy, nigga

00:29:40But I just played your girl like an action figure

00:29:43Matter of fact, I'm a passer, nigga

00:29:45Yo, J-Extra, go and blast these niggas

00:29:54Yo, listen

00:29:56Man, I told y'all this kid was arranging material

00:29:59Uh, students, you think I'm playin'?

00:30:07I'm walkin' around here, I'm lookin' for you

00:30:08Get your little gold-smellin' answers in your class

00:30:11I'm out here workin', I'm lookin', don't make me sneak up on you

00:30:15Give it to me, give it to me, give me the funk

00:30:19I smell pussy or pot?

00:30:23It's pot

00:30:35Smoke weed, have a day

00:30:38Everyone take out your poems and pass them to the front

00:30:41I hope you students ain't frontin' on some bitch-ass shit

00:30:44And try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics

00:30:46I got all his albums

00:30:48I fucks with hoes

00:31:00It was just my circumcision

00:31:06Miss Moreno, late again

00:31:09Sorry, Miss Billingsley

00:31:10You must think Billingsley is a punk bitch

00:31:14Because you are treatin' me like a bitch

00:31:16Comin' up in my class all late and shit

00:31:19Miss Billingsley, it's not even like that

00:31:21And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?

00:31:25Well, actually, I have something

00:31:28Um, uh-huh

00:31:28Um, works, why?

00:31:32I mean, I liked it

00:31:34It's formatted correctly

00:31:36Words were beautiful

00:31:38You just forgot to put your name on it

00:31:40So, you didn't think it was too long?

00:31:43Nah, you're perfect

00:31:44It's perfect

00:31:46Thanks

00:31:49Oh, you decided to actually do some work

00:31:53Well, I have got to hear this shit

00:31:55Miss Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem

00:31:59What?

00:32:00To the front of the class, Miss Moreno

00:32:04Miss Billingsley, I...

00:32:04Don't talk back to a pimp

00:32:06Respect my gangster

00:32:22Admiring from afar

00:32:24Courting in secret

00:32:27Wishing for my star

00:32:30My prayers to keep it

00:32:33You are my star

00:32:35In the safety of my dreams, you are my star.

00:32:42Beauty gazing for what seems, like an eternity,

00:32:47too fearful for speaking, too nervous for flirting.

00:32:53My words escape me, yet flourish from the page.

00:32:58Maybe it's not yet my season, my love ferments with age.

00:33:03I guess I must wait, I confess I must say.

00:33:08You are my star, you are my star.

00:33:13But I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of your existence.

00:33:17But I go unnoticed from a distance, burned by your heat.

00:33:22I've yearned for so long, for you without me is like a singer with no song.

00:33:28Yet still, you are my star.

00:33:37Aw, shit. That motherfucker was hella dope.

00:33:43I'm sorry.

00:33:55Students, it's three o'clock, school is over, the school dance is tonight.

00:34:00No gang attire, no lace front, no thongs, no sea-session scars.

00:34:05See you tonight.

00:34:12Hey man, where the hell is your clothes?

00:34:14Horse got the munchies.

00:34:16Made them.

00:34:17Smooth move back there in class, my son.

00:34:19Now it's time to rope this filly.

00:34:22Damn, is she talking to me?

00:34:23Here she come.

00:34:24Jason.

00:34:25Jason.

00:34:27Oh my God.

00:34:29She gave me an A.

00:34:31She even wrote, your poem was the shit.

00:34:35I wish I was as good a writer as you.

00:34:38I mean, you're talented.

00:34:40I've seen you.

00:34:41Really?

00:34:42I mean, I got the vocals, just not much of a songwriter.

00:34:47Maybe you should let me help you with that.

00:34:50Yeah?

00:34:52That would be cool.

00:34:54I guess I owe you now.

00:34:56Nah, you don't owe me.

00:34:57I mean, it's the least I could do after peeing on you in preschool.

00:35:02I knew I wasn't crazy.

00:35:03That was really stupid.

00:35:04That was you.

00:35:04Shut up.

00:35:06Shit.

00:35:07Excuse me?

00:35:08Huh?

00:35:09I said shut up all them haters and give me your number.

00:35:14Okay.

00:35:24So, you should give me a call sometime.

00:35:27And maybe we could write a song together.

00:35:30Yeah.

00:35:30I'd like that.

00:35:34Fuck yeah, nigga.

00:35:34That's how you do that shit.

00:35:35Oh, and aren't you going to the lock-in tonight?

00:35:38Uh, uh, yeah.

00:35:39Uh-huh.

00:35:39Cool.

00:35:40I'll see you there then.

00:35:42Yeah.

00:35:45Yeah, nigga.

00:35:46That's how you do it, nigga.

00:35:47That's how you do it.

00:35:48Hey, I'm certain.

00:35:49She give you the draw yet?

00:35:53Oh, man.

00:35:54I'm working on it, bro.

00:35:56Look, you finally got a little confidence.

00:35:58Yeah.

00:35:59Got a little bit of swag, too.

00:36:01The youngster got her number.

00:36:02I can't believe it.

00:36:03That's right.

00:36:04You know he ain't going to do nothing with it but get ink on his dick when he's jacking

00:36:07on.

00:36:10Shit.

00:36:11Who raggedy-ass shit is that?

00:36:14Jackson, bring your ass up, boy.

00:36:16Nigga, that's your mama.

00:36:18Aw, hell no.

00:36:21Goddamn this boy going to make me get out of the goddamn car.

00:36:24Ah, here to see what's happening.

00:36:26She's not all the way my mama.

00:36:27She kind to my mama just a little bit.

00:36:31Shit.

00:36:32Get it, cus.

00:36:33That's you, cus.

00:36:33Motherfucking shit.

00:36:35That's you, cus.

00:36:36I sat on two, cus.

00:36:37Nigga, you lying.

00:36:38Actually, she's a doctor.

00:36:40I swear.

00:36:40Boy, don't make me embarrass you out here in front of this school.

00:36:42Now, come on.

00:36:43If you let you go, we gonna be in my crib.

00:36:44All right, I'm gonna hit yourself.

00:36:46You ain't gonna hit shit.

00:36:47Who the fuck are they any damn way?

00:36:49Mama, this is my friend.

00:36:50You ain't got no fucking friends.

00:36:51You ain't got no fucking friends.

00:36:53What the hell?

00:36:54Cus?

00:36:55Cus?

00:36:56Hey, hey, hey.

00:36:56Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:36:57What's up?

00:36:58Cus?

00:36:59Mama cus?

00:37:00Old lady cus?

00:37:01You see me out here dancing?

00:37:02Crip walking and shit?

00:37:03You out here interrupting my swag, ladies?

00:37:05Yeah, bitch, you interrupting his swag, hoe.

00:37:08How about I interrupt your life?

00:37:09Oh, shit, shit, they got red.

00:37:10Hold on, bitch.

00:37:11No, no, no, no, no.

00:37:11Hey, hey, look at me.

00:37:13I'm not worried about the little squirt gun you got, nigga.

00:37:15I got pussy hair tougher than you.

00:37:17Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch.

00:37:18Cus, fucker.

00:37:19All right.

00:37:36What seem to be the problem, Percy?

00:37:38You know nothing, huh?

00:37:38Everything cool around here, we straight.

00:37:40I done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school, you grown-ass niggas.

00:37:44You're trying to gang-bang.

00:37:45You need to bang a job.

00:37:47I done told you about selling drugs around here.

00:37:49Come on, okay, ain't nobody into that.

00:37:51We ain't into that life.

00:37:51We just say no to that.

00:37:52Ain't that right, my niggas?

00:37:53Excuse me, say what?

00:37:54I said we say no to drugs, nigga.

00:37:55Come again, say what?

00:37:57No.

00:38:00Percy, you think you're slick.

00:38:01I'm on your ass.

00:38:02I'm on your ass like stink on shit.

00:38:04I told you stop calling me Percy in front of my homies man.

00:38:07Oh, gee, little pretty thug.

00:38:08You know what it is.

00:38:09A pretty thug?

00:38:11A pretty thug?

00:38:12You look like a pretty little chimpanzee.

00:38:15Not when I do this.

00:38:18Amazing.

00:38:19You look like OG Meerkat.

00:38:22Meerkat?

00:38:22Yeah, you look like a little Meerkat.

00:38:23All four of you are short.

00:38:25You understand y'all love you can do a flip under the bed

00:38:30Nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of them you up here at the school with

00:38:34some hillies on

00:38:36crazy

00:38:38Now let this student in this beautiful supermodel. Thank you, baby. Come on

00:38:43Hit me again built like they got them car

00:38:51Ha ha call me when you want a ride to mother fucker. Yes, Lord

00:38:58This will take brings all the boys to the yard

00:39:00I stick my face in the ass

00:39:06Daddy to knock me up

00:39:09Not good enough. I want you to stay out of my woman's face. I want that bitch. Yeah, you don't

00:39:14out of here

00:39:15Oh, what? Oh, what? Let's roll. Let's go

00:39:21Be in a car seat when you leave here

00:39:31Fucking piece of shit car. Fuck this raggedy motherfucker. I don't give a fuck bitch

00:39:35Go around bitch. Go around

00:39:38I don't give a fuck

00:39:40Fuck you looking at that motherfucker

00:39:42Fuck

00:39:45Now going around with the LADD eyewitness ride-a-long

00:39:50So this is what we like to do all day survey the land and look for evil doers

00:39:53I don't like picking up bitches

00:39:54What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?

00:39:57You don't like picking up bitches? I love picking up bitches

00:40:00I don't see it in the camera

00:40:01Holy shit rock the cock block

00:40:03We got some serious rock in the cock block right here

00:40:06We're in hot pursuit

00:40:08They're pulling over

00:40:09We got ourselves a hot tamale right here

00:40:12This is what taxpayers pay for right here and these boys are mine, baby

00:40:18Rock the cock block

00:40:20Yeah! Rock the cock block

00:40:22Taking these animals down

00:40:23This is what we're doing in Russia

00:40:25I got you in the back

00:40:26Turn the music down! Huh?

00:40:30Turn the music down!

00:40:32What? Turn the fucking music down!

00:40:35Hold on I can't hear you the music is too loud let me turn it down

00:40:38How fast you were going?

00:40:41Um

00:40:43Apparently not fast enough officer since you caught

00:40:47Obviously these guys are on drugs, okay?

00:40:50Do you have any paraphernalia in the car? Any weapons?

00:40:52No sir

00:40:53I mean I'm male officer

00:40:57Penis?

00:40:58It's penis

00:40:59It's French

00:41:00Okay penis

00:41:02All we got is these brownies my grandmother made in this non-alcoholic grape drink

00:41:07To wash it down with

00:41:08Really? Can I have some of that?

00:41:10Yeah

00:41:11Where's the drink?

00:41:12What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:14Hi

00:41:14What the fuck are you doing? This isn't a restaurant

00:41:16I'm starving, I didn't have anything to eat today

00:41:19But you can't eat shit from them

00:41:21Your grandmother made these?

00:41:22Yes sir

00:41:23These are amazing, you tell her she needs her own show

00:41:25This is ridiculous shit! Get out of the car!

00:41:28You have to be firm and authoritative so that these perps treat you with respect

00:41:33The fuck!

00:41:36On pursuit!

00:41:37On pursuit!

00:41:38Two black men in a white Rose Royce going down Fairfax

00:41:41Roger that officer Penis

00:41:43It's penis!

00:41:44Yes!

00:41:475106

00:41:48The heavy hitter T.J. Fellifel

00:41:50With the only first family

00:41:51Hey

00:41:52Hey

00:41:53Hey

00:41:54Yeah

00:41:55Yeah

00:42:01Yeah

00:42:02Yeah

00:42:05Yeah

00:42:06Yeah

00:42:07Yeah

00:42:07I don't have to make you work the corners

00:42:08Make us some money man

00:42:10Whatever home

00:42:12I can feel the burn

00:42:14This thing works

00:42:14You feel like Bruce Lee?

00:42:15We better start rehearsing if we're gonna win the talent show tonight

00:42:19I got some cool moves

00:42:20Oh shit

00:42:20Hey pretty bitches

00:42:22I know you didn't just disrespect us and call us bitches

00:42:26What you talking about disrespect? Ain't nobody disrespect you

00:42:28I said pretty bitches disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches

00:42:32It's a compliment bitch

00:42:34Them bitches don't know

00:42:35Aye, he does have a point

00:42:37Thank you

00:42:38Damn, he's kinda cute in a little chocolate smurf type of way

00:42:41It's me baby, you see it

00:42:44You guys can't be serious

00:42:46Do you hear your friends?

00:42:48Come on you guys, let's go inside

00:42:50This bitch over here acting like a C-U-N-Tijuana

00:42:52Hey, why don't you stop cock-blocking you little Mexican bitch?

00:42:55You see she over here trying to get it?

00:42:56Let your girl get it

00:42:57Over here fucking up games

00:42:59Thank you bitch

00:43:00Mexican bitch

00:43:01What the hell you know that bitch?

00:43:03Oh shit

00:43:03Let's go

00:43:04Let's go

00:43:05Ha

00:43:07We are funny

00:43:09We are

00:43:10We are

00:43:11This bitch

00:43:12What the fuck?

00:43:15What the fuck you all rolling up on for cuz?

00:43:17Huh?

00:43:17You must know no

00:43:18He can't no

00:43:19Huh?

00:43:19He can't no

00:43:20I said

00:43:20Stop cock-blocking you little Mexican bitch

00:43:22Fuck boy

00:43:23That's why I said cuz

00:43:24This nigga got me fucked up cuz

00:43:26Man, show him what you do

00:43:27Aw shit

00:43:27Come on nigga

00:43:28It's back here

00:43:28Back there

00:43:29There you go

00:43:30OG little pretty thug nigga

00:43:32I'm about to put this nigga in the box

00:43:33Don't do it, calm down

00:43:34You know how you get

00:43:35Nigga, six feet under nigga

00:43:36You hear me?

00:43:37Been on the surface

00:43:38It's seven now

00:43:38It's seven feet

00:43:39Nigga, I'm talking face on the brochure

00:43:41Boy

00:43:41Lights out, hear me?

00:43:43Okay

00:43:44Okay

00:43:45You got me fucked up cuz

00:43:46Come back

00:43:47You got me fucked up cuz

00:43:48Come back

00:43:49Come back

00:43:49Pretty thug nigga

00:43:50You understand?

00:43:51You don't know, ask somebody

00:43:52Don't fuck around

00:43:53You get shot by a pretty nigga

00:43:54Okay

00:43:55What the fuck is he talking about?

00:43:57I said OG little pretty thug

00:43:58Come again, say what?

00:43:59I'm telling him

00:44:00Oh shit

00:44:02This nigga real shit

00:44:03This nigga real shit

00:44:05Oh shit

00:44:06This motherfucker strong

00:44:07Fucking thug

00:44:08You got killed, bitch

00:44:09Oh, Jesus Christ

00:44:10And let it ain't saints

00:44:11What the fuck?

00:44:12Hey, man

00:44:12Get the grenade on this nigga, man

00:44:14Give us an eye

00:44:15Grenade this nigga, man

00:44:16He's my eye

00:44:17Pray to him

00:44:19He's my asshole, hey

00:44:20Put him down

00:44:21He don't deserve it

00:44:22Hey, man

00:44:22I can get this cholo nigga

00:44:24Damn

00:44:24Hey, man

00:44:25I can get pretty for this shit

00:44:26I'm gonna get you pretty

00:44:34Goddamn

00:44:34Get it through you

00:44:35Get it through you

00:44:37Shit

00:44:38Oh shit

00:44:39Stick the fuck up

00:44:41Hey, man

00:44:41Shoot where you go

00:44:42Hey, man

00:44:43I feel that shit

00:44:45Enough

00:44:46Enough

00:44:46Give me nice

00:44:48Boom

00:44:49Time's out here

00:44:50Shit

00:44:50I always wanted to do that, eh

00:44:52Hey, man

00:44:54Grab my gun

00:44:55You gonna say what?

00:44:56Grab my gun

00:44:58You gonna say what?

00:44:59Hey, get my gun

00:45:00I can't understand you

00:45:01Bullshit

00:45:03Hey, you can't shoot a nigga

00:45:04With Jesus on his face

00:45:04Now, come on

00:45:05In the name of my life

00:45:06Don't do it

00:45:06Fall back, ho

00:45:07Fall back

00:45:08Okay

00:45:17What's that you said about my sister?

00:45:21A little about mine, cuz

00:45:28No bullets?

00:45:30No bullets?

00:45:31This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun

00:45:33What a man, man

00:45:35That's like your life

00:45:35Keep in blanks, man

00:45:39Hey, is that the new boys?

00:45:41They should shut the new elbows

00:45:42This shit

00:45:42This fuck that shit

00:45:44You gotta come on, nigga

00:45:45Y'all got me fucked up

00:45:46I'm gonna get them

00:45:47I'll tell you how they're gonna show it

00:45:49This niggas got me fucked up, man

00:45:51Y'all got me fucked up

00:45:53All the way up

00:45:53Hey

00:45:54You took it like a real Jetto

00:45:55Hey

00:45:56You took it like a real Jetto

00:45:56You ride on these niggas, man

00:46:01Oh, shit

00:46:01We met at the World Star?

00:46:03Hey, that shit crap

00:46:04Hey, nigga

00:46:05I killed them niggas off

00:46:06Hey, you did no good shit

00:46:07Hey, y'all

00:46:08You hear that, niggas, man

00:46:09Look whose mom finally let him out the house

00:46:11Man, y'all whack

00:46:12We hating because my mama care

00:46:14Ghetto-ass mama

00:46:15She care about gunplay

00:46:17For real

00:46:18See your little cameo on World Star?

00:46:20Check it out

00:46:21She got a million views

00:46:22Is it tight?

00:46:24Yeah

00:46:28Loser

00:46:29Langston, can I use your phone to call Nastassia?

00:46:31Why didn't you call her at your crib?

00:46:33Well, we don't have a house phone

00:46:35All we got is my mom's pager

00:46:37Besides, I need more support from my guys, you know?

00:46:40So I'm mad nervous, y'all

00:46:42For sure

00:46:44Call her

00:46:44And I'm gonna call George Cush and light up this blunt

00:46:48They're coming out at number one

00:46:51You know what?

00:46:52I can't believe they beat my record

00:46:54You know I hold the record for most videos

00:46:56Retired on one of those six the most

00:46:57But I never done it

00:46:59And this one is smashing it

00:47:00How many days has been known?

00:47:13Kill you!

00:47:14Kill you

00:47:15Get out my way

00:47:16Motherfucker

00:47:16Come on

00:47:19Hello

00:47:20Yo, it's Jason

00:47:23Who the hell is Jason?

00:47:25What you want with my daughter?

00:47:27Um, hey, sir

00:47:29It's Jason

00:47:30And I wanna speak with Anastassia, sir

00:47:32Man, you didn't answer my question

00:47:33Who are you?

00:47:34And what the fuck do you want with my daughter?

00:47:36Um, uh, me and Anastasia are assmates

00:47:38I mean classmates

00:47:39And we share a room

00:47:41But the class, we share a classroom and I help her with her homework and I wanted to know if

00:47:46she needed more help, help, if she needed me to help her with her homework.

00:47:49Because I helped her with her homework.

00:47:50Hold on.

00:47:52Anastasia!

00:47:53You coming?

00:48:01Hello?

00:48:04Hey, Anastasia.

00:48:06Jason?

00:48:09Yeah, I thought this was your cell phone.

00:48:12I lost my cell phone.

00:48:14This is my home phone.

00:48:15What's up?

00:48:18Uh, nothing.

00:48:19What's up with you?

00:48:21Hey, yo, tell her to put the phone up to her coochie.

00:48:26Excuse me?

00:48:27Uh, nothing.

00:48:28Nothing at all.

00:48:29Nothing.

00:48:30Um, um, I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in.

00:48:35Later on.

00:48:37I guess so.

00:48:42I'll see you later on.

00:48:45Oh, huh?

00:48:50Fuck Jay-Z.

00:48:57Straight crash and burn.

00:48:58Got all shook when her dad got on the phone.

00:49:01It was downhill from there.

00:49:02She probably think you a big-ass dork right about now.

00:49:05Told you about the Mexican daddies, man.

00:49:07You niggas in me casa, fool.

00:49:09Confidence, bro.

00:49:11That's all it is.

00:49:11Stop being so fucking nervous.

00:49:13Yeah, virgin.

00:49:21Who was that on the phone?

00:49:23Nobody. It was just a friend from school.

00:49:25He was helping me with homework.

00:49:27Oh, yeah? He's helping you out.

00:49:28And your little friend from school, is he a negrito?

00:49:32What does it matter?

00:49:34Orale, Kim Kardashian.

00:49:35Now you're dating black guys?

00:49:37Papa!

00:49:38Papa! Don't papa me.

00:49:40Okay, I know how suave black guys are.

00:49:43They talk to you with that mac daddy lingo

00:49:46holding their giant penises.

00:49:48All right, and I could tell by this kid's voice

00:49:50over the phone, it was all deep.

00:49:53He's got a giant palo.

00:49:54No, he doesn't.

00:49:56What? What did you say?

00:49:58Nothing.

00:49:59Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina, which means...

00:50:03Which means what?

00:50:04Which means you're fertile as hell.

00:50:07Then I don't want some little black nappy-headed baby

00:50:09with a big penis running around this house

00:50:12touching all my shit and leaving him for me to raise.

00:50:14I can't believe we're talking about this right now.

00:50:16I'm a virgin.

00:50:18I didn't run off like you and mom

00:50:19and get pregnant when I was 16.

00:50:23All right, well, you know,

00:50:24at least I stuck around to take care of my children.

00:50:27Those black guys come around with the cool talk

00:50:29and they get you in bed,

00:50:30and when you get pregnant,

00:50:32they turn into magicians.

00:50:34Magicians?

00:50:35Yeah, magicians.

00:50:36Like the author we saw at the casino,

00:50:37David Coppertone.

00:50:38Yeah, Coppertone.

00:50:39He was good.

00:50:39Yeah, he was funny.

00:50:40The rabbits?

00:50:41Yeah, they were cute.

00:50:42They disappear.

00:50:44I don't want you to become a statistic.

00:50:46All right, I'm telling you

00:50:47because I want you to take care of yourself.

00:50:49I care about you, mija.

00:50:50Papa, don't worry about me.

00:50:52Worry about your sons.

00:50:53Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail.

00:50:56Hmm.

00:50:58Or this one,

00:50:59the 18-year-old who still wears slippers

00:51:01because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes.

00:51:03Mm-hmm.

00:51:06Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.

00:51:08I just think the concept of laces is stupid.

00:51:11I have to agree with Flaco on that one.

00:51:14Who asked you to talk?

00:51:15And so, let's get,

00:51:15why are you always here?

00:51:17Yeah.

00:51:18Why are you always here?

00:51:20What do you mean?

00:51:21I'm family.

00:51:22How are you, family fool?

00:51:23Yeah.

00:51:24How are you, family fool?

00:51:28I'm second cousin

00:51:29to his third cousin's cuñado,

00:51:31El Machete,

00:51:31who married Consuela,

00:51:33who was married to Pablo before

00:51:34and then escaped to the U.S.

00:51:35After that,

00:51:36El Machete took care of me.

00:51:37And then he disappeared.

00:51:39So I don't know what to do,

00:51:40so I just came here.

00:51:41And that's all I have to say about that.

00:51:45And you want me to be with somebody like this?

00:51:48My gosh, my boy.

00:51:50Shit.

00:51:51She might have a point.

00:51:52We ought to try to fuck you.

00:51:53We ought to try to fuck you.

00:51:54Power of the sex, DJ Feli-Fal.

00:51:57The moment you get ready for me is going to...

00:51:58All right, now, listen up.

00:51:59As we search y'all,

00:52:01we're going to lock y'all asses in.

00:52:03...giveaway at the talent contest,

00:52:04and we're making some stars tonight.

00:52:06You know how we do it, y'all ready?

00:52:08It's all about unity in the community, y'all.

00:52:11Monavista, let's get it.

00:52:13We got the Rejects in the house.

00:52:16Two different J's,

00:52:17two different women,

00:52:18this, this, this, bang.

00:52:20Rejects, Gilly.

00:52:21I'm not a family guy.

00:52:22Got a lot of women.

00:52:23Brand new dance.

00:52:24That's the Peter Chris.

00:52:25Don't hit it, don't hit it.

00:52:27They hear we sell the Kreese line,

00:52:28wrapped around the building.

00:52:29So Koki hit a steward,

00:52:30grab his nose, he's doing vicious.

00:52:31Ratchet's popping,

00:52:32what Shelton call a penis.

00:52:34They go and move your arm,

00:52:35fuck your honey, y'all run in.

00:52:36Let them haters know that you stuck in.

00:52:38Smoke a kai,

00:52:39turn his gun into a function,

00:52:41function,

00:52:41go sick.

00:52:42Oh, shit, tell me.

00:52:43I don't need a bubbing,

00:52:44that they're never cuffing,

00:52:45Peter Griffin t-shirt.

00:52:46All my, all my love it,

00:52:47body fella like that.

00:52:48Oh, snap,

00:52:49the Rangers in the house.

00:52:51They're the favorites

00:52:52to win the contest tonight, y'all.

00:52:54Got a lot of women,

00:52:55the Kreese better maintenance.

00:52:57I'm not gonna get a guy,

00:52:58got a lot of women,

00:53:00the Kreese better maintenance.

00:53:01Hey, Ranger boys,

00:53:02better behave yourself tonight.

00:53:06I'm gonna behave on that ass tonight.

00:53:08Damn,

00:53:09Miss Johnson got a cage.

00:53:11Hey, wait,

00:53:12I ain't gonna lie,

00:53:13she is nice looking.

00:53:14Come on, man,

00:53:15what you really supposed to be worried about

00:53:16is Anastasia nice?

00:53:21Nigga,

00:53:21this ain't the Disney channel.

00:53:23You better go handle that.

00:53:24She practically throwing the pussy at you,

00:53:26fuck boy.

00:53:26All you gotta do is catch it.

00:53:29I don't really know what to do, though.

00:53:31I know what this little nigga need.

00:53:33Seven minutes to heaven.

00:53:38Hey!

00:53:40Everybody got their name in the hat.

00:53:42For sure.

00:53:43Y'all know how this go down.

00:53:45Seven minutes to heaven.

00:53:47I picked two names out this cap,

00:53:49y'all go into this closet right here

00:53:50for seven minutes.

00:53:52First two names are...

00:53:56Julian and Big Booty Becky.

00:53:59Let's get it!

00:54:01You a nasty hoe.

00:54:04Seven minutes.

00:54:06So, what's up, Becky?

00:54:09Absolutely nothing.

00:54:10For seven minutes.

00:54:13Come on,

00:54:13don't be like that.

00:54:21Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?

00:54:23It's like a dominatrix

00:54:24has your balls in a vice grip.

00:54:26This is what super cops do!

00:54:28Right, Lagny?

00:54:31What the fuck are you doing?

00:54:32I've had two easy things.

00:54:35The best.

00:54:36You laugh when you look at goat's ass.

00:54:41Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:50I think you're beautiful.

00:54:52What?

00:54:53I think you're beautiful.

00:54:56You're beautiful.

00:54:58Get your hands off my tip, man!

00:55:00I'm driving!

00:55:01I like you!

00:55:06So, we're not gonna do nothing, Becky?

00:55:08Would you even be interested

00:55:09if I didn't have this big ol' booty on me?

00:55:11What?

00:55:12What kind of question is that?

00:55:14That's what I thought.

00:55:15All you like me for is my booty.

00:55:17But it's such a nice booty.

00:55:21Plus,

00:55:22you got a cute smile

00:55:24and a dimple that only comes out when you laugh.

00:55:27Aw.

00:55:28See, I'm a nice guy.

00:55:30One minute left.

00:55:32Shit, that's all I need.

00:55:34Shit, tell me twice.

00:55:37Daddy, about to get it on.

00:55:41I love the white chocolate.

00:55:43I normally don't date white women.

00:55:45What y'all doing out in this hallway?

00:55:46Get to the dance!

00:55:47The question is, sir,

00:55:48what are you doing out here?

00:55:50Well, I'm the principal.

00:55:52What are you doing?

00:55:53Do you got the ETA on the new boys?

00:55:57Nah, nah,

00:55:58but we know about

00:55:59Ms. Johnson's TNA.

00:56:01You better watch them out.

00:56:03Sit up there,

00:56:03talking about you know

00:56:04something about Ms. Johnson's DNA.

00:56:06Yo, what the hell is going on out there?

00:56:09Uh, Principal Rogers,

00:56:11as soon as I hear about the new boys,

00:56:13I'll come look for you, bro.

00:56:15Yeah, you do that.

00:56:17Snitching ass nigga.

00:56:18You know, a snitch don't like a snitch.

00:56:19You take it easy.

00:56:20Get to the dance, nigga.

00:56:23Will do, sir.

00:56:30Hey, y'all give it up for the supersizer, y'all.

00:56:36All right, man.

00:56:38Y'all back it up.

00:56:41Song for the 80s.

00:56:43Mm.

00:56:46Do the shit.

00:56:48Do the shit.

00:56:56The next two names are Jason and Anastasia.

00:57:02Come on, shit, huh?

00:57:03Okay.

00:57:04I guess y'all not feeling the supersizer.

00:57:08The new boys on their way.

00:57:10You still got the talent contest coming up.

00:57:12The three girls, the Rangers,

00:57:14the jerk-out kids.

00:57:15This is a huge money trying to win.

00:57:16Seven minutes.

00:57:26Have you ever done this before?

00:57:28Nope.

00:57:29Me either.

00:57:31Kind of awkward, huh?

00:57:33Yeah.

00:57:34Very.

00:57:37And then the mission, nice.

00:57:41Power 106.

00:57:43This is now broadcasted live from Monta Vista High School.

00:57:46It's all about unity in the community.

00:57:47And we're waiting on the new boys.

00:57:49Where y'all at, man?

00:57:51Hey, nigga.

00:57:52Wake the fuck up.

00:57:53What the fuck you doing?

00:57:54Man, fuck these niggas, man.

00:57:56Hurry up so we can back these seniors.

00:57:57Lock in.

00:57:59I have to find niggas.

00:58:01Now we talking.

00:58:05What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:07Get your ass out of my face.

00:58:09Talks as a baby's butt.

00:58:11Are you fucking crazy?

00:58:14Normally, we have these missions more intact,

00:58:17but it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance.

00:58:20I'm R. Kelly, bitch.

00:58:24What the fuck are you doing?

00:58:26Are you nuts?

00:58:29Peeches!

00:58:29Bitch, bring your ass out the house with my goddamn money.

00:58:33I'll blow every window in that raggedy fucking condo out.

00:58:36Wait there.

00:58:37What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:38What am I doing?

00:58:40Bring your ass out of your...

00:58:41I will kill you.

00:58:42Oh!

00:58:44Oh!

00:58:52So, um, there's, like, no chance that I could...

00:58:54You're not getting my panties.

00:58:56What?

00:58:57I know all about it.

00:58:59Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine, who told me, all about your mission.

00:59:04Kind of stupid, huh?

00:59:06Yeah.

00:59:07And I can't go out like that.

00:59:10I understand.

00:59:11And honestly, I respect you more for it.

00:59:15Thanks.

00:59:17You're sweet.

00:59:18Doing good, cowboy.

00:59:21Thanks, man.

00:59:22Thanks for what?

00:59:24Uh, nothing.

00:59:26You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?

00:59:28Me?

00:59:29No.

00:59:33It's okay.

00:59:34I used to do the same thing.

00:59:36Ever since my mom died when I was really young,

00:59:38I had this toy unicorn that I would always talk to.

00:59:41It was my best friend.

00:59:44Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know?

00:59:46But not as much as cowboys.

00:59:48Well, unicorns don't exist, so...

00:59:52You hit Bigfoot!

00:59:54What the fuck did you make me do?

00:59:56I didn't hit Bigfoot!

00:59:57Who gives a fuck?

00:59:58Look at the car!

01:00:00Oh, fuck!

01:00:01We gonna help her?

01:00:02I'm gonna come in through this vehicle!

01:00:04I gotta get those guys!

01:00:06I'm sorry, Bigfoot.

01:00:07The fucking door doesn't work anymore.

01:00:08I'm so sorry.

01:00:09Follow me, follow me, you fucking idiot.

01:00:12Hey, yo, ladies, make some noise for four cows!

01:00:15Oh, fuck,�!

01:00:17I'm in love with you, I've been in love with you.

01:00:19I've been in love with you.

01:00:20The parties of a girl it's all myitude.

01:00:22I think you should leave your food.

01:00:25I think you should leave the food.

01:00:26But baby, I just wanna rock me food.

01:00:37Not so fast, JJ.

01:00:41Wow. Looks like everyone is hooking up.

01:00:44Wanna dance?

01:00:47Sure. This is my song.

01:00:59A lot of ass and yoga pants, but a jam like this

01:01:02make you wanna slow dance.

01:01:05I'm in love with you, the parties of a girl, it's almost true.

01:01:10Sometimes you got to love your damn self.

01:01:14Baby, I just want to rock me through.

01:01:18Hey, you're here.

01:01:19Yeah, you are here. Get to the dance.

01:01:21What's up, Rodgers?

01:01:22Get your hands off my bitch. Get to the dance.

01:01:25Get your hands off me, boy. Get to the dance.

01:01:30Jesus on the main line, tell them what you want.

01:01:33Oh, yeah, Lord. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Lord.

01:01:36Y'all ready, homie? You ready, cuz?

01:01:38Kick, kick, kick, kick.

01:01:41What about you? Is you ready?

01:01:42Mm-hmm.

01:01:43They whooped your ass, man.

01:01:45They wouldn't have did that to me, though.

01:01:46I'll tell you that right now. You know how I get it.

01:01:48Man, fuck that shit, man.

01:01:49You ready to ride out of what, nigga?

01:01:51Excuse me, say what?

01:01:52Man, you heard me.

01:01:53Come and get us to what?

01:01:54Man, why ain't time a nigga say something to you, cuz?

01:01:56You act like you can't hear me.

01:01:57Fuck wrong with you.

01:01:58You went deaf from all them shots, nigga?

01:02:00No, nigga. It was my mama pussy.

01:02:02If I hadn't told you yet,

01:02:03my mama had an outbreak on her pussy lip

01:02:05because she got herpes, right?

01:02:07When she had me, the herpes hit my ear,

01:02:10fucked me all up and whatnot.

01:02:11But we in good standards.

01:02:13Bitch. Bitch nasty.

01:02:15Excuse me, say what?

01:02:17Nasty bitch.

01:02:18Come again, say what?

01:02:19I know that's right.

01:02:20We got the new boys in the house.

01:02:23We got the new boys in the house.

01:02:23We're all out today.

01:02:24I'm still, still a famous nigga.

01:02:26I'm a brown-flying nigga for shot.

01:02:28I can't now put your eyes on my dick.

01:02:31I'm posing shit.

01:02:33I can't now freak my shit.

01:02:34Freak my shit.

01:02:36Freak my shit.

01:02:37Bitch, freak my shit.

01:02:38Freak my shit.

01:02:40Freak my shit.

01:02:41Freak my shit.

01:02:42Bitch, freak my shit.

01:02:43Shit.

01:02:49Freak my shit.

01:03:05How long do I have to wait for him to beat down?

01:03:08Told you, Junior said midnight, eh?

01:03:11Yeah.

01:03:12I'm bored, eh?

01:03:15It's not fair.

01:03:16What's not fair?

01:03:18Anastasia and her friends and everybody are partying and dancing the night away, but we're

01:03:22just here, sitting and waiting.

01:03:27Shit, I wanna dance.

01:03:32Man, fuck it, dance, man.

01:03:35Dance.

01:03:38Hey, hear the whispers?

01:03:41Yeah.

01:03:42Oh, yeah.

01:03:43I'm not sexy.

01:03:44Yeah.

01:03:44I'm not sexy.

01:03:45It does be a woman.

01:03:47I'm not sexy.

01:03:48It does be a woman.

01:03:49I'm not sexy.

01:03:50It does be a woman.

01:03:51I'm not sexy.

01:03:53Woo!

01:03:53What?

01:03:54Yeah, you thought it was a ball of that one, then?

01:03:58Ha.

01:03:59What's all I gotta say about that?

01:04:00Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

01:04:03Woo!

01:04:06Ooh, yeah.

01:04:07Oh, yeah.

01:04:07I ripped my pants and I don't care.

01:04:09Ha, ha.

01:04:10We still got the cars that we're talking to.

01:04:11All right, you boys, y'all did y'all think.

01:04:12But it's talent contest time, y'all.

01:04:15If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000, you better be hot tonight.

01:04:20All right?

01:04:20So let's give it up right now for our first contestant.

01:04:23Make some noise for this sweet girl!

01:04:28Holla, holla, baby.

01:04:30Show me that you really want me.

01:04:33Cause I need to hear it.

01:04:35Go ahead and push up on me.

01:04:38I can tell you really want, really want me.

01:04:43You're kissing your touch.

01:04:46Feels so damn good.

01:04:48Getting under my skin.

01:04:50I try to fight it, but I can't win.

01:04:53This is all your fault.

01:04:55Boy, I love the way you touch.

01:04:57Baby, you touch me in the best way.

01:05:01I think I love you.

01:05:04What can I say?

01:05:06You caught me by surprise.

01:05:08Show me in disguise.

01:05:11Straight into your arms.

01:05:14And I love it.

01:05:15Yeah, baby, baby.

01:05:16I love the way you touch me.

01:05:20Touched me.

01:05:23Touched me.

01:05:26Touched me.

01:05:27Touched me.

01:05:28Touched me.

01:05:28Tease me.

01:05:29I'm trying to make it easy.

01:05:30You're singing to my tune like your name, Lil Weezy.

01:05:32500 degrees.

01:05:34Morning is breezy.

01:05:35Hot, but the flow is snowman.

01:05:37Cheesy.

01:05:37And I wanna be real with you.

01:05:40Oh, baby, can I chill with you?

01:05:42Wow.

01:05:43I'm trying to settle down.

01:05:45Exactly.

01:05:47To the top of the world with your soul for miles.

01:05:49Baby, let them haters hate.

01:05:51I'ma hold you down.

01:05:52Even though I didn't roll up on your side of town.

01:05:54I'ma throw up your sack when we ride in.

01:05:56Baby, you touch me in the best way.

01:06:00I'ma hold you down.

01:06:02You see this, my nigga?

01:06:03Let's see you.

01:06:05Oh, baby.

01:06:05I'll say, you caught me by the bright.

01:06:08You shot me out the sky.

01:06:10Straight into your arms.

01:06:13I'ma when it, you.

01:06:15Baby, baby, I love the way you touch me.

01:06:19Touch me.

01:06:22Touched me.

01:06:24Touched me.

01:06:26Touched me.

01:06:29Touched me.

01:06:32Ahhhh, look at that!

01:06:33Tastes like candy!

01:06:52That's how those flip-flip fingers do it, homie.

01:06:56Man, that shit was horrible.

01:06:58Hey man, your mama like it.

01:06:59Shut up.

01:06:59Yeah, the hell is R-G-O-K-Y anyway.

01:07:02Ranger Gang will kill yourself.

01:07:04Blast for now, please.

01:07:05Give it up for the Rangers!

01:07:11Come on!

01:07:12100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more, I need a tip.

01:07:17Tip, tip, tip, I need a tip.

01:07:20I got you, man!

01:07:21100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more, I need a tip.

01:07:26Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:07:31I said it's six in the morning and she tippin' on my dick.

01:07:33Tippin' on my dick, tip, tippin' on my dick.

01:07:36Make her scream Rangers when I'm hittin' that shit.

01:07:38No gadgets, can't fit up in my whip.

01:07:40I got a bad bitch, but she finna get evicted.

01:07:43Gave me a lap gas, now I'm a dick bitch.

01:07:45Standin' at attention, that's what my dick did.

01:07:48Countin' all this money high, mama come and get this.

01:07:50100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more, I need a tip.

01:07:55Tip, tip, tip, tip, I need a tip.

01:07:58Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:00100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more, I need a tip.

01:08:05Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:09Corky first, rest, tube and press, ready to party.

01:08:12White boys in my pocket, hoes fillin' on my body.

01:08:14Redstone, Ciroc, OJ, and Ricardo.

01:08:16Clip your paper, my wallet is retarded.

01:08:19I get money, money I got.

01:08:21Well, I need a tip.

01:08:22Then make that booty pop, make, make, make booty pop.

01:08:25Baby, don't stop.

01:08:26Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:29100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more, I need a tip.

01:08:34Tip, tip, tip, tip, I need a tip.

01:08:36Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:38100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more, I need a tip.

01:08:43Tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:47What the hell is you doing, man?

01:08:48Get up, man, come on.

01:08:49Shit, man.

01:08:51Shit.

01:08:52We in the middle of a party.

01:08:53Nah, I don't know.

01:08:53I'm good, thank you.

01:08:54I got Brownie on my record.

01:08:57Damn.

01:08:58Did this just ruin the Rangers' chance to win the contest?

01:09:01Did it ruin my chance for Anastasia?

01:09:05Aw, come on, buckaroo.

01:09:09You got this.

01:09:11Perry Puff man's right.

01:09:13I can do this.

01:09:17Yo, listen.

01:09:19I can do this.

01:09:24What do I got to lose?

01:09:26Listen.

01:09:27They call me Jay Extra.

01:09:28Yeah, boy, I'm next up.

01:09:30Pippin' and flippin' and rippin' and yeah,

01:09:31tippin' and tippin' the scales up.

01:09:32Used to be scared, but now I got a man up.

01:09:34Too late, my mama told me,

01:09:36boy, you better take it up.

01:09:37Smoke like the Perry Puff.

01:09:38Man, I ain't had enough.

01:09:39It's so tough, so tough, so rough, so tough, tough.

01:09:42But I just fell in love with Anastasia.

01:09:44Yeah, do your thing, girl.

01:09:45I like how you drop it, huh?

01:09:51I did it!

01:10:00I fucks with the Rangers!

01:10:07Oh my God, you were amazing.

01:10:10Yo, Jay Extra, you saved us, dawg.

01:10:13You did that, my dude, respect.

01:10:15Yo, Jay, where'd that come from?

01:10:17Bro, I honestly couldn't even tell you.

01:10:19It just, like, came to me.

01:10:19Yo, yo, you see this right here, right?

01:10:21That's how I'm gonna need that.

01:10:22You know what I'm saying?

01:10:23Somebody is about to walk away with $2,000.

01:10:27You know what I'm saying?

01:10:27DJ Felly Fowl, Pye 106, Unity, and the community.

01:10:31It's been a great night.

01:10:32And to announce your winner right now,

01:10:34y'all give it up for the new boys!

01:10:46Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances.

01:10:50Hell yeah.

01:10:51Some of y'all did y'all thing tonight, man.

01:10:53Some of y'all were complete failures.

01:10:56Fucking booty.

01:10:58But yo, man, on the real though,

01:11:00there could only be one winner.

01:11:02And this group crushed it.

01:11:04Killed it.

01:11:05Murdered it.

01:11:06Woo!

01:11:07So give it up for tonight's winner.

01:11:09The motherfucking...

01:11:11Sweet girl!

01:11:13Woo!

01:11:14Hi.

01:11:18Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro.

01:11:20Yo.

01:11:21I needed that two grand.

01:11:22How we lose?

01:11:23The we must got these higgas trippin', bro.

01:11:26Yo, look at how high they are.

01:11:27I don't even know who the fuck they picking right now.

01:11:30I'm excited!

01:11:31Oh, shit.

01:11:32Today it's 12 o'clock.

01:11:34Time for me to go face to music.

01:11:36You feel me?

01:11:36Wait, wait, wait.

01:11:37Hold up.

01:11:38What's 12 o'clock?

01:11:39That's the end of the time, Joey.

01:11:40That ain't where we zone.

01:11:41What'd you got to sit to now?

01:11:48Fady, I know you wouldn't get into it.

01:11:50The S.A.

01:11:51Holy shit.

01:11:52Yo, Junior.

01:11:53I tried to get your money by midnight.

01:11:55But I need some more time.

01:11:56You can do whatever you want to me.

01:11:58But please don't hurt my family.

01:12:03I ain't got insurance, Junior.

01:12:08Junior says, time's up.

01:12:12Man, the date ain't going nowhere.

01:12:14You're gonna have to kill us all.

01:12:21Cool.

01:12:22Nah, fuck that.

01:12:23It's cool, bro.

01:12:24It's time for me to have him just dip on myself like a man.

01:12:27What's up?

01:12:28What's up?

01:12:29What's up?

01:12:29Junior!

01:12:30Flacco!

01:12:31No!

01:12:32Anastasia, what are you doing here?

01:12:33Get out of here.

01:12:34Go!

01:12:35Anastasia, go back to the gym.

01:12:36We good.

01:12:37I promise.

01:12:43Don't talk to my sister like that, I see.

01:12:45Stop it!

01:12:47How do we do a blast of Mexicans tonight for what they think of you, OG?

01:12:51Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, come!

01:12:53Eat that, OG!

01:12:55What?

01:12:55Nigga, what?

01:12:58Junior, come!

01:13:00We finna make some Mexican cunt salad round.

01:13:02How near salad, nigga?

01:13:03I know it's right.

01:13:16Just leave.

01:13:20How's the time, my son?

01:13:22This is your hero moment.

01:13:50I'm fine.

01:13:53Are you okay?

01:13:55Oh, my God, Jason, you're hurt.

01:14:09Everybody freeze!

01:14:11What the hell's going on here?

01:14:13Yeah!

01:14:14Stand back, we got this!

01:14:15Everybody freeze!

01:14:17Yeah, we got this.

01:14:18We got this under control.

01:14:20Great freaking police work!

01:14:22Amen.

01:14:23All right, here we go.

01:14:25Can I just talk to him for one second?

01:14:27You've got one minute,

01:14:28then we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up.

01:14:31Look, I'm sorry all this happened.

01:14:33This whole money thing with Day Day and your brother

01:14:35got way out of hand, and then...

01:14:39Slay him. Slay him!

01:14:46Day Day, I appreciate your little homie saving my sister.

01:14:53You're still a junior at $2,000.

01:15:01This ain't over.

01:15:11Jason told me to give this to you, and he got the draws, too.

01:15:17I'll take that.

01:15:23Hey, Jay, I appreciate the way you came through, bro.

01:15:26That was some true Rangers fashion.

01:15:28Look, I told you, man, we family.

01:15:30So, y'all my friends.

01:15:32Straight up, bro.

01:15:33You my friend, and official Ranger member.

01:15:36Yes, sir!

01:15:37Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence

01:15:39and get the girl in my dreams.

01:15:41Stop.

01:15:43Stop.

01:15:44And now, I'm going to go to the hospital with my boyfriend.

01:15:48Boyfriend?

01:15:49If I ain't gonna like that.

01:15:50Oh, yeah?

01:15:51Well, he's just gonna have to deal with it.

01:15:53And so are you.

01:15:55Uh-oh.

01:16:02We gonna keep your ass in our prayers.

01:16:05Man, I wish I would've got shot.

01:16:07What is you talking about?

01:16:09Do you know how much ass I would get on Monday if I got shot?

01:16:12Wow.

01:16:13God, man.

01:16:18You see, that's how it really went down.

01:16:20Fairytale and his do really happen, even in the hood.

01:16:23Now all I need is a painless circumcision, and I'll be straight.

01:16:32You shot my baby!

01:16:34Who shot my baby?

01:16:36You fucking bitches, what is scatter?

01:16:38Everybody can get some of this land today.

01:16:41Fucking Kardashians, cheerleader bitches, you fucking rangers.

01:16:45I'll fuck you, and I'll kill you, motherfuckers.

01:16:47God damn it.

01:16:48Everybody, you fucking writers, you raggedy-ass producers,

01:16:52Nick, do-do-do-do-do-do, do all that bullshit.

01:16:55All you bitches, everybody out there in the gym,

01:16:57all you motherfucking slurpy servants,

01:17:00popcorn buttering motherfuckers,

01:17:01and you bitches out there,

01:17:03you better not be bootlegging my shit.

01:17:05You better not bootleg this shit.

01:17:07I'll come out there and I'll get you.

01:17:08It's like in the Freddy Krueger movies.

01:17:10I'll be back and get you in the sequel.

01:17:12Motherfuckers, doces.

01:17:13You heard what?

01:17:37I'll be back and get you in the middle of the show.

01:17:44Y'all make it to the left, to the left.

01:17:47Y'all make it to the right, to the right.

01:17:51Y'all make it to the front, to the back.

01:17:54Y'all make it to the side, to the side.

01:17:57Y'all make it to the side.

01:17:59Y'all make it to the side.

01:17:59Look at all these haters, why they hate me?

01:18:03Because I'm fucking bitches, and making cheese.

01:18:06Could be fucking cheese, and making bitches.

01:18:09But I'm just saying cheese

01:18:11Like we taking pictures

01:18:13Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

01:18:17Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, nigga, please

01:18:20Move out my way, motherfucker

01:18:23Move out my way, motherfucker

01:18:26To the live, to the live

01:18:28Y'all make a hate a tooth ride

01:18:30To the right

01:18:32Y'all make a hate a tooth from the tooth back

01:18:35Y'all make a hate a tooth side

01:18:38Y'all make a hate a tooth

01:18:41To the live

01:18:42Y'all make a hate a tooth ride

01:18:44To the right

01:18:45Y'all make a hate a tooth from the tooth back

01:18:49Y'all make a hate a tooth side

01:18:51Y'all make a hate a dance

01:18:54I got goons that don't even talk

01:18:57Fuck the Dougie, motherfucker

01:18:59Fuck the Crip Walk

01:19:00Fuck the stanky leg

01:19:02Fuck the cat daddy

01:19:04Fuck the Macarena

01:19:06And fuck MC Hammer

01:19:07Fuck Jay-Z

01:19:09Fuck 50 Cent

01:19:11Fuck the President

01:19:12Barack fuckin' Obama

01:19:14Wait, nigga, did you just say fuck the President?

01:19:17Yeah, I said that

01:19:18Fuck that nigga, nigga, fuck that

01:19:21To the live

01:19:23Y'all make a hate a tooth ride

01:19:25To the right

01:19:27Y'all make a hate a tooth from the tooth back

01:19:30Y'all make a hate a tooth side

01:19:32Now side to side

01:19:33Y'all make a hate a tooth

01:19:36To the live

01:19:37To the live

01:19:37Y'all make a hate a tooth ride

01:19:39To the side

01:19:40To the right

01:19:40Y'all make a hate a tooth from the tooth back

01:19:44Y'all make a hate a tooth side

01:19:46Now side to side

01:19:47Y'all make a hate a tooth

01:19:50Ayy, ayy, what the fuck goin' on with the beat, shawty?

01:19:53Ayy, nigga, fuck

01:19:55Shit speed, man, shit, nigga

01:19:57I can't dance to this shit, nigga

01:20:00Oh, shit, nigga

01:20:03Oh, shit, nigga

01:20:04Oh, shit, I can't catch my breath, nigga

01:20:06Oh, shit, nigga, I hate this shit, nigga

01:20:09What the fuck y'all moving on, fam?

01:20:12Take a break, nigga

01:20:13Oh, shit, nigga

01:20:16Oh, shit, nigga

01:20:19Call the balls, nigga

01:20:21Come on

01:20:22Shit, fuck that shit

01:20:24I need a break

01:20:24Uh-oh

01:20:26Fuck that, nigga

01:20:28I'm tired of this bitch, nigga

01:20:30This shit I don't like, nigga

01:20:32Fuck my shit

01:20:35Shit

01:20:37Oh, shit

01:20:38Oh, shit, nigga

01:20:40Oh, shit, nigga

01:20:43Oh, shit, nigga

01:20:45Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy

01:20:48Nigga, I'm sweatin' all around

01:20:49my second belly, nigga

01:20:55Hey, Mark

01:20:56I got it

01:20:57Can this be a movie?

01:20:58Like, is this gonna be a movies?

01:21:00Cause I can act

01:21:01Where are we starting?

01:21:03From the top again, right?

01:21:04What up, pretty bitches?

01:21:08I got pussy here

01:21:09and up to the new one.

01:21:11I fucked up on this.

01:21:14Fuckers.

01:21:15I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul.

01:21:18And if you look in the mirror, you're

01:21:20going to think you look like the little nigga

01:21:21on the Lords of the Rings.

01:21:24Give me those rings, Chrissy.

01:21:27Get ready tonight, baby.

01:21:29So I'm going to stick this rat tail in your ass.

01:21:32And I'd like a woman that's built like a mattress.

01:21:35I'm going to lay on you later.

01:21:36I will.

01:21:38I'm going to stick my face in your ass with an antibiotic

01:21:41in my mouth.

01:21:43Y'all better not move.

01:21:45Y'all better not move.

01:21:46Dude with no shirt on with hard nipples,

01:21:48and y'all keep touching him.

01:21:51It's going to snap in front of your ass you ain't got, bitch.

01:21:55That a bitch look good, though.

01:21:57Yeah, nigga, you got her.

01:21:58She look good?

01:22:00Yeah.

01:22:03Get my kiss before you go.

01:22:29Hey, girl, whose chest is here?

01:22:31Like, anything,した?

01:22:36Or you just walk away?

01:22:37Yeah.

01:22:37First train, nigga, I don't ever see the bitch.

01:22:40They focused on the switch.

01:22:41Hey.

01:22:42Oh, it's working.

01:22:43I hate that.

01:22:44Woo!

01:22:58You know what, while I interrupt your, oh, you ready?

01:23:02Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:03I forgot my line.

01:23:04Just help me.

01:23:05I only got one speaker.

01:23:06Just help me.

01:23:07You're going to break the whole jam down with your strong tongue.

01:23:10I got delicate anchors.

01:23:12Muerto.

01:23:14Muerto.

01:23:15Who?

01:23:16Who you asking for?

01:23:17All their homies.

01:23:18Oh, great homies.

01:23:20Clap on, clap on, nigga.

01:23:21You dead, bitch.

01:23:23You want it?

01:23:25Don't move.

01:23:25I got it.

01:23:26Don't move.

01:23:27You ready?

01:23:28Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga.

01:23:31OG little pretty thug.

01:23:32He's going to say what?

01:23:33Nigga, I'm saying my name, OG little pretty thug.

01:23:39Lights out, nigga.

01:23:40Okay.

01:23:41You hear me?

01:23:41Lights out for you, nigga.

01:23:43Yo.

01:23:46That shit's got the end.

01:23:48I'm going to fuck my bad.

01:23:49I'm sorry.

01:23:49Was that my line or his line?

01:23:51What?

01:23:51I messed up.

01:23:52Oh, am I supposed to say my line?

01:23:53Yeah.

01:23:54Shit.

01:23:55Lights?

01:23:55Wait, what is it?

01:23:56Sorry.

01:23:58So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lockout.

01:24:02You heard right.

01:24:03More time, please.

01:24:05Lock in.

01:24:06So, I hear you need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight?

01:24:10Uh-huh.

01:24:11So, I hear you need a teacher tonight.

01:24:14Volunteer for the line-up.

01:24:16See ya.

01:24:16One more volunteer teacher for the lockout.

01:24:19You can keep doing it a hundred times.

01:24:21I'm sweating.

01:24:23Fuck what they talking about.

01:24:25Yeah, keep fucking up.

01:24:28Is that cut?

01:24:29Is that cut?

01:24:29Dammit.

01:24:32Function.

01:24:34This joint right here.

01:24:35Right here.

01:24:36Is only for the sexy people.

01:24:39Sexy people.

01:24:39So, all you fine motherfuckers.

01:24:43Get out there and dance.

01:24:45Dance, I said.

01:24:47I don't care if you black.

01:24:49White.

01:24:50Asian.

01:24:51Even my Spanish people like.

01:24:53Yeah.

01:24:53Sexy tonight.

01:24:55Yeah.

01:24:56So, you turned to all the way.

01:24:58And fuck what them ladies say.

01:25:25I got some sexy ass friends.

01:25:28With some sexy-ass money.

01:25:30I got some sexy ass band.

01:25:30Going sexy ass 20s, been in sexy ass hundreds

01:25:34Got a sexy ass smile, with some sexy ass features

01:25:38Got some sexy ass pupils, and some sexy ass teachers

01:25:42We some sexy ass freak, with some sexy ass toes

01:25:45If you got some sexy ass ass, then throw them sexy ass bows

01:25:49Need your sexy, sexy ass off them sexy ass clothes

01:25:53And tell the DJ spin your beer, and play the sexy ass song

01:26:03Thank you

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