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مسلسل American Horror Stories مترجم - Episode 2
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00:08you
00:58Oh! Oh!
01:08My parents died when I was six. Car crash. I was sent to live with my uncle, Tony. I'd never
01:17met him before, but Tony was cool. At first.
01:23Say to start patient motherfuckers. He spent the first year getting me toys for no reason, and having ice cream
01:35for dinner, and teaching me how to ride a bike and add fractions.
01:41I was some orphan kid, so he could have given me a hug a week and I would have loved
01:46him.
01:50The first time he hurt me was on Christmas. He bought himself a little low vault cattle pot.
02:00A couple of days later I got my first spanking for leaving the top off the toothpaste. I was bleeding
02:08for two days from it.
02:13I'm so sorry. He saved the real coup de grace for my 16th birthday. He promised me a gift I
02:26would never forget.
02:31He loaded me in the car, and we drove for six hours into the desert in Arizona.
02:39I thought maybe he was just gonna kill me and bury me out there.
02:44But then we got to Tucson and pulled into one of those shitty suburban developments.
02:50Tony was pissing his pants. He was so excited.
02:54A car pulled into the driveway and he got out of his phone and videotaped me as I watched the
02:59couple who lived there get out of their car.
03:09It was my parents.
03:15They never died.
03:19Tony wasn't my uncle.
03:23He was just some prick they sold me to when they were done with me.
03:27It's horrible.
03:31I didn't even cry when I saw them.
03:37I just let myself die inside.
03:43All I felt was pain and hate.
03:47I wanted to kill every living thing I saw or thought about.
03:55Fortunately, the person I hated the most was me.
03:59So I decided to kill myself first and save the world all the trouble.
04:15Why are you?
04:17Anyone who lives in LA knows about this place.
04:20Anyone obsessed with famous murders at least.
04:23Which is like, everyone.
04:25I thought it would make news if they found me in here.
04:28No one was living here at the time so I snuck in and slit my wrists.
04:33No one told me that if you die here, you're stuck here forever.
04:41I don't remember hearing anything on the news.
04:45The realtor who was selling the house found my body in the note.
04:49She buried my bones in the backyard and burned the note.
04:55Fucking irony.
04:57You seem happy here, though.
04:59I don't know.
05:02Come.
05:03Be here with me.
05:06I know you're like me.
05:15Kill yourself.
05:17And we can be together forever.
05:46You can't.
05:48Tw REMEMBER
05:48TANGLE
05:48TANGLE
07:18You're almost guaranteed one of them would get away or turn up.
07:22Well, we're praying for them, even after the way they bullied our daughter.
07:26Can't imagine what their parents are going through.
07:28Is there some new information since you guys came around right after they disappeared?
07:31Because we have nothing new to offer.
07:34We finally got a warrant to check your daughter's cell phone records.
07:36She called the girls from here about an hour after the live stream.
07:39According to the missing girl's Snapchat tracking, they all drove here together.
07:41And about 20 minutes later, their cell phone stopped transmitting any signal at all.
07:45Well, you're saying they were here that night?
07:49But their car was found out front of that girl Maya's house.
07:51Five-minute drive there, half-hour walk back.
07:54Someone could have easily driven it back that night and walked home.
07:57I'm sorry, are you saying that you think Scarlett had something to do with this?
08:01Oh, come on.
08:02Like you said, there were four of them.
08:04Scarlett's a 16-year-old girl who failed Jim last semester.
08:08She has one friend, and she wasn't here that night.
08:11She has you guys.
08:13Okay.
08:14Okay, yeah.
08:15We're done talking here, at least not without a lawyer present.
08:18Anything we say now, they're just going to twist and turn to fit their narrative.
08:21Please just leave.
08:33We will be in touch.
08:34Okay.
08:44What'd they want?
08:46Is there something you need to tell us, sweetheart?
08:48Because we love you.
08:49No matter what, we will always do everything we can to protect you.
08:53I didn't hurt those girls.
08:54But they were here that night.
08:56Maybe the ghost killed them.
09:07Where are you, Scarlett?
09:22Hey, I'm sorry, but we need to schedule a session.
09:25You'd think in death I'd want to stop working, but you know what?
09:28Not even death can stop ambition.
09:30Long way of saying I'm here if you want to talk.
09:37Fuck.
09:40Are you going to kill us again?
09:41Can we please kill her now?
09:43Yeah, how long do we have to wait?
09:44You've got all the time in the world.
09:46We can only kill her once, but we can torment her and make sure she doesn't sleep at night
09:50for a very long time, because she'll never really know.
09:53It's today the day they finally decide to do it.
09:55It's today the day they finally get their revenge.
10:01You're not going to do shit.
10:04I know her.
10:05She's a ghost here.
10:06She's mean.
10:08So what?
10:09So are we.
10:11Not like me.
10:14We should go.
10:15There's four of us and only one of her.
10:17It won't matter.
10:18What the hell did she even do to you?
10:23Stay away from her, or I swear I'm going to go turn this house into a new circle of hell
10:28for all of you.
10:52We expected her to be morose after those girls from her school went missing, but it's been
10:56almost two months now.
10:58Shouldn't she be feeling better?
10:59I'm not bummed about those bitches going missing.
11:02Well, then what is it?
11:03You don't talk to us about anything anymore.
11:05You look like you haven't slept in weeks.
11:06I mean, you never have Shanti over.
11:08It's for her own good.
11:09What the hell does that mean?
11:11I understand.
11:12Dr. Grant told us that this could happen.
11:14That knowing that awful things happen in a place can make your psyche darker.
11:18This again.
11:19He started to see things.
11:21Don't be dismissed.
11:21He started to see ghosts.
11:22Just one.
11:23Energy.
11:24I mean, you could call it a ghost.
11:25I think that's what it was.
11:26It wasn't just any ghost.
11:30The pig, man.
11:31A man pig.
11:33A ghost with a huge pig head on it.
11:35It's an urban legend about a butcher from Chicago in the 1800s.
11:39He ran and got me, but by the time we made it back, he conveniently disappeared.
11:43But I smelled bacon.
11:44Bacon in the air.
11:45This isn't a joke to me, Troy.
11:46I saw something.
11:47Can we grow up just a little bit, please?
11:52Now, I can't explain it.
11:54Oh, I can.
11:55He had a Klonopin and three glasses of Chardonnay that night.
11:58You couldn't tell me you were seeing ghosts.
12:01Is that why you guys have been fighting for the past month?
12:03No.
12:03He has cold feet about buying this place, and he's pretending that it's really haunted to
12:07try to make me sell.
12:08Well, I'm not going to play your Scooby-Doo games, Michael Winslow.
12:11This is my dream.
12:12It was my dream, too, Troy.
12:14But we're going broke.
12:15We thought we could handle this on our own, but we can't.
12:17And the bids we've gotten from the contractors are insane.
12:21I'm going to have to cash in my 401k.
12:23Troy, considering the fact that two of your family members are suffering, maybe it's time
12:26to reconsider your dream.
12:28Well, you know, one of them is a teenage girl who is pretty darn moody without the
12:32dark spirits of this house's health.
12:33Thanks.
12:34And the other one is a selfish man who breaks out and hides whenever I get my way.
12:38I am selfish.
12:38All I want is for all of us to be together and happy, but I am scared.
12:43Either I am losing my mind or we're in danger here.
12:46What if the stories about this place are all true?
12:50Oh, my God.
12:51Is that why you called a family therapy session?
12:54So you can get her to validate your insane ghost fantasy toy?
12:58Jesus Christ, Michael.
12:58She was here when I got home from the hardware store.
13:00That's all the time we have for today, but I'd like for all of us to meet again next week.
13:04I'll see myself out.
13:14You know, it's not perfect, but I like it here.
13:18I like how it feels to be in this house.
13:20Honey, you don't feel all the pain that's been inflicted here?
13:25Of course I do.
13:28That's what I like about it.
13:43So who's your contractor?
13:45Uh, YouTube.
13:46Yeah, we've been sort of DIYing it.
13:49There's some really informative videos online for all kinds of stuff.
13:52Wiring, installing drywall.
13:56You want to go upstairs?
14:06Second bedroom.
14:09Oh, okay.
14:11Wow.
14:12Yeah, our, uh, daughter actually finished that off.
14:15Is she blind?
14:17Or have some kind of learning disability that makes her not be able to know if something's level?
14:21Uh, no.
14:22Not as far as I know.
14:24You ever hear they're saying a man who defends himself in court has an idiot for a client?
14:28Sure.
14:29Do you know what a man who hires himself as a contractor to fix his own house is?
14:33Broke.
14:35Usually divorced.
14:36You're not saving any money if you have to end up doing all the work again because you fucked it
14:40up for the first time.
14:41I know.
14:41I know.
14:42I just, I, we, we bit off too much.
14:44And I haven't told my husband this, but I have been dipping into our daughter's college fund to keep things
14:48moving.
14:49I know.
14:49I figure we'll get it all back, but only if we finish the job quickly.
14:53Which is why I called you.
14:55We are overwhelmed.
14:56Please just tell me you'll take this job on.
14:58I will drop to my knees and I will beg if I have to.
15:02How'd you find me?
15:04You were the only contractor who had a shirtless photo of himself on Angie's list.
15:08It's hard to stand out these days.
15:09Ah, well, mission accomplished.
15:16Oh, Michael, this is, uh, Adam.
15:18He is a contractor and his initial bid was much lower than the others.
15:23Unless it's free, we don't have the money to pay him.
15:26We have almost no extra cash.
15:28And while you may be great at sucking dick with all the work we have left to do, a couple
15:32PJs aren't going to make up the difference.
15:34Listen, this, it's a high profile gig.
15:37Actually, I remodeled the haunted house and survived as a pretty good selling point for new clients.
15:42Why don't I come back?
15:43I'll take a look around and I'll give you a rough estimate of how many BJs it would take for
15:47me to do the job.
15:50I'm kidding.
15:51I know I can find a way to make this work for all of us.
15:54Tomorrow AM, cool?
15:55Yes.
15:57That is wonderful.
15:59Sure.
15:59Thanks.
16:06You're cruel.
16:07What?
16:09You kind of get off on hurting people.
16:12It's subtle, like the joy you take in not returning a phone call.
16:16Or being the first to tell someone that their partner is cheating.
16:19Or that you just came from a party they weren't invited to.
16:22It's so subtle, Troy.
16:23It just looks like a little bit of naughty fun.
16:25But I know it's more than that to you.
16:27Wait, you're just now realizing this about me?
16:30After 20 years?
16:31No, I've always known.
16:32I guess I liked it.
16:34Or I didn't care.
16:36But that was because you never turned your cruelty toward me.
16:39Oh, he is a contractor, Michael.
16:41He's not a weapon.
16:42I don't even think he's gay.
16:44That's not the point.
16:45We don't have an open relationship.
16:47And you flirting with him like that in our house, in front of me,
16:50there was an act of violence towards our marriage.
16:52Michael, you are losing your mind.
16:53Flirting is not fucking, okay?
16:57I'm sorry if I needed a little bit of life and fun
16:59since my husband started consorting with the dead.
17:02We're in trouble, Troy.
17:04We need to get out of this fucking house.
17:06No, no, Michael.
17:07We need to hire Adam to help us finish the job here.
17:12Honey, we're way over our heads, okay?
17:15I promise you, once we do,
17:17we will have a real talk about what we want to do next.
17:21All right?
17:23Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
17:30Do you really think I'm cool?
17:32I don't know what I think anymore.
17:35I don't know.
17:37I don't know if we're here.
17:38Take off.
17:47No, I don't know what I think.
17:54No, I don't know.
17:57I don't know.
17:59Who am I?
18:04This has to be our secret, okay?
18:07Michael and I do not have an open relationship.
18:12Not even an H.J. from a masseuse every now and then.
18:16No.
18:16What kind of gays are you?
18:17Okay.
18:19You know, I just got out of a bad relationship, too.
18:22To a woman.
18:23So.
18:24Okay, we're going through.
18:25Okay.
18:26Yeah.
18:26Uh, you weren't just, like, hinting that you think that I should get a divorce for you.
18:33Not at all.
18:33I was just telling you my truth.
18:36Yeah.
18:38It's like, I mean, Michael is losing his mind.
18:41Mm-hmm.
18:43I can't stand him right now.
18:44This house is going to pay off like a slot machine, but only if we put all of our energy
18:48into it.
18:51It's...
18:52Our finances are not the issue.
18:54His negativity is.
18:55I get it.
18:56Redoing your house puts a strain on people.
18:58Especially relationships.
19:01If you want your marriage to survive, you should have sex with me as much as possible.
19:07To distract you until the job's done.
19:10Yeah, I...
19:11Mm-hmm.
19:19Senorana!
19:35All the way back here.
19:37Oh, God.
19:42I think there's a dead raccoon or something in there.
19:44Yeah.
19:46Yeah.
19:48Oh, God.
19:50Oh, God.
20:05Oh, God.
20:07Oh, God.
20:08Oh, God.
20:16No, no, no. We had no idea.
20:20That was not us.
20:22Oh, shit! What the fuck?
20:24Fuck! Fuck!
20:26Fuck the fuck!
20:29He's a good man. He was gonna be a problem.
20:31What the fuck, Chris?
20:32Now we're all three of us running this together.
20:34What? Fuck you. You're crazy.
20:36No, no, no. I'm just seizing an opportunity.
20:38I'm gonna be honest with you.
20:39I'm in kind of a tough spot right now work-wise.
20:41I've got a couple outstanding lawsuits,
20:42not to mention my divorce,
20:43and I may or may not have stolen some clients' funds.
20:47Well, I don't have to keep anything from you guys now.
20:49I'm calling the police.
20:50What do you think they're gonna do?
20:52They're gonna be so distracted with the dead labor
20:53that they're not gonna notice the four dead girls
20:55they've been looking for for months?
20:56Oh, Jesus Christ!
20:58Here's my proposal.
20:59We put Martin in the crawl space with the ladies,
21:01then we just put some lime on them
21:03to cover the smell this time.
21:05Button it up, good as new,
21:06never mention any of this again.
21:08Why would you do that?
21:09Because we'd be partners.
21:10This haunted B&B thing, I love it.
21:13I mean, listen, and I'll still help with all the work.
21:15I'm actually a pretty decent contractor,
21:16except for the stealing and the senseless violence.
21:23Fine. Just stay away from our marriage.
21:28Actually, I went in on that too.
21:30What?
21:31Your marriage.
21:31I don't want to sleep in the same bed as you guys
21:33or put my toothbrush on the counter next to yours,
21:35but I want mouth and ass privileges.
21:37Get the fuck out of here.
21:39I'm not gonna let you blackmail us into destroying our marriage.
21:42Do you want to tell him or should I?
21:45Tell me what?
21:47Tell me what, Troy?
21:48Okay, there are five dead people in this room right now.
21:50This is not the time!
21:52Did you fuck him?
21:54Hey!
21:54What are you doing?
21:55Did you fuck him?
21:56Yes, I fucked him!
21:57Because you haven't touched me in months!
21:58And you have lost your fucking mind!
22:00I can give you guys a minute if you want.
22:02Get out!
22:03Kids!
22:04Get out!
22:05Stop!
22:06Stop!
22:06Michael!
22:07Fine!
22:08Fuck!
22:09Out!
22:09Mike!
22:10Of our house!
22:12Oh!
22:14Oh!
22:14Oh!
22:15Oh my God!
22:18Oh!
22:21Michael!
22:23Was that her?
22:24No.
22:25No.
22:25It was a man in that suit.
22:26Okay.
22:27She's not here.
22:28Come on.
22:30Back door.
22:35Oh my God!
22:37Michael!
22:40I'm so sorry!
22:42I should have believed you!
22:43It's okay.
22:43I'm so sorry!
22:52What's...
22:53What's happening?
22:54What's happening?
22:58What?
22:59What?
23:01What?
23:01What?
23:01What?
23:01I'm so, so sorry.
23:03Where are you?
23:04Michael!
23:05What's happening?
23:17What?
23:18I'm so sorry!
23:19Are you a...
23:20A friend of Scarlet's?
23:22What?!
23:23No!
23:24Get off!
23:25A-
23:25Oh, my God.
23:31Oh, it's all right.
23:32It's going to be okay.
23:33You're on the floor.
23:34It's going to be on the floor.
23:36I'm going to stay.
23:55I'm hungry.
24:18Dads?
24:33Hello?
24:34Dads?
24:37Hello?
25:04You're going to have to hit Home Depot and pick up some lime, bitch.
25:06I made a list of what we need.
25:11Dad?
25:12Dad?
25:13Dad?
25:20Honey, we need to talk.
25:25It's okay.
25:26It's okay.
25:32It's okay.
25:33Did you kill them?
25:34Now you have no excuse not to stay.
25:39I don't understand why we didn't remember being murdered.
25:42It's a very traumatic experience to be murdered so violently in your own bedroom.
25:47It's not uncommon for a person to repress that memory as a coping mechanism.
25:53A coping mechanism?
25:55We are dead.
25:56Can't we at least be liberated from the worst parts of being human when we die?
26:00Apparently not.
26:01At least not in this house.
26:02So this is it?
26:03This?
26:03This is the great mystery of life and death?
26:06Just an endless prison of more of the same?
26:10Sure.
26:10I was worried about hell.
26:12What gay Catholic isn't?
26:13Torture and torment are at least kind of sexy.
26:15The one thing I did not worry about in the afterlife was that it was going to be mundane.
26:20I understand.
26:21But you know, I have found a way to get some fun and relaxation while I'm here.
26:25I'm working with the other therapist who's trapped here on a book for all of us.
26:30Wow.
26:30Can we talk about what's important here?
26:34Scarlet, how do you feel about all this?
26:38I don't know.
26:39I mean, you guys are dead, which is sad, but you're also, like, not dead.
26:45Well, honey, we need to find some place for you to live, right?
26:47It's not safe for you here.
26:48No one's gonna hurt me here.
26:50There are literally hundreds of spirits in this place, most of them not very nice.
26:54Yeah, that crazy girl who killed us would probably be first in line, I bet.
26:58She's not gonna hurt me.
27:01She... protects me.
27:03You know her?
27:05She's my girlfriend.
27:07She kind of killed you guys to keep me here.
27:12And you think we're gonna let you keep seeing her after this?
27:14Um, I'll do what I want.
27:16I mean, I don't know if you guys realize this or not, but you can't tell me what to do
27:19anymore.
27:20Scarlet, that's not very productive.
27:21What? They're dead.
27:22They're trapped in this house forever while I can come and go.
27:25I'm pretty sure that makes me emancipated.
27:26Why are you being so difficult about this?
27:29We're just trying to protect you from what we're going through.
27:31I mean, isn't that what fathers do?
27:32You guys were dumb enough to get yourselves in over your heads with this house and then get killed in
27:36it.
27:37Why should I listen to anything you say?
27:39Hey, where are you going?
27:41I'm getting dressed.
27:42It was our Halloween thing at Griffith Park tonight.
27:47You know what? I want the name of the other therapist who is dead in here.
27:50You're terrible.
27:56Do you have time for a one-on-one?
27:58You know what?
28:10Thank you for the purpose of living in.
28:11You wear something by one.
28:23Oh no.
28:27They were weak in the future.
28:29You ready to go?
28:30You can't come with me.
28:32Yes, I can. It's Halloween.
28:34It's the one day of the year when the dead can walk the earth.
28:54Is that true? We can leave the house tonight?
28:57It's perfect.
28:58She'll be a lot easier to kill outside of the house.
29:01Is that really how we want to spend our one night out a year?
29:04Getting revenge on the bitch who murdered us?
29:06Oh, yeah.
29:16Are you mad at me for what I did to your dads?
29:18They probably would have gotten a divorce if you hadn't.
29:21And now at least I don't have to go to two houses on holidays.
29:24It's not that bad, you know?
29:25What, divorce?
29:27Death.
29:28Eternity in that house.
29:30Hey, you're the love of my life.
29:35Being somewhere with you forever in a place where time doesn't exist sounds like heaven.
29:40But I just don't know if I'm ready to give up the world yet.
29:47Promise me you won't rob me of that choice.
29:50If we're in the house, you can't just kill me because you're afraid I'm gonna abandon you, okay?
29:57I promise.
30:05So, what do you want to do with your one night in the world, my love?
30:08Are you kidding?
30:12I wanna have a non-stop orgy of trouble and pain.
30:15Are you kidding me?
30:16I know.
30:17I love you, yeah.
30:21Dance to you, dad.
30:24Have a role.
30:25Have a role.
30:27Have a role.
30:28Have a role.
30:29On the floor.
30:31Glitter on the wet streets.
30:35Silver on your everything.
30:38The ravers all away.
30:41You are the king.
30:46Dripping with alchemy.
30:49She'll stop at you.
30:52Hi.
30:54Shanti, hi.
30:56Who's this?
30:57I'm Ruby. I'm her girlfriend.
31:00Is she why you never text or call me back anymore?
31:02Why every time I ask to come see you, you leave me on read?
31:06Probably.
31:07Or maybe she's just not into boring people anymore.
31:13What the fuck was that? She's just a friend.
31:16How am I supposed to know that?
31:18I'm sorry. I'm possessive.
31:20Shanti, wait!
31:38Shanti.
31:39Hey, I'm really sorry about Ruby. She can be kind of an asshole. She's been through a lot.
31:46You're my only friend.
31:48And I was yours.
31:50And then that thing with those girls happened and you just disappeared.
31:54I used that as an excuse to not have to come back to school. I told my dads I was
31:58traumatized, which was a lie.
31:59I know.
32:01I know.
32:02I know you. Nothing traumatizes you.
32:04I think you may be a psychopath.
32:06I looked it up online and you fit all the traits. I looked it up online and you fit all
32:08the traits. You don't have any empathy or conscience. You use people like they're objects.
32:13Look, my whole life has gotten really complicated, okay? I didn't want you there because it's not safe for you.
32:19I'm trying to protect you.
32:20From what? The truth? Like I didn't figure it out already? I know you killed those girls. I don't know
32:28how or what you did to them, but I know you did it.
32:32I'm not like you. Things do traumatize me. I don't sleep much anymore. I haven't been eating. My parents want
32:41to put me on antidepressants.
32:43I needed you to talk to me about all of this. I needed you to tell me that I don't
32:48need to feel guilty.
32:49About what? You didn't do anything.
32:51But I know. Those girls' families are freaking out. They don't know if they're alive or dead.
32:58I told the cops that I didn't think you could do anything seriously bad, but that was a lie.
33:04You're capable of anything.
33:06Just leave me alone. I don't want you in my life anymore.
33:25I said leave me alone!
33:28I don't understand.
33:30You guys are alive? You should have told the police about Scarlett.
33:34You should have done something, Shanti.
33:36You, like, stood in the way of justice and you must be punished.
33:40I hereby sentence you to a really fucking violent and painful death.
33:45I wouldn't do that if I were you!
33:47And why should you get to have all the fun?
33:48If you touch Scarlett or this one, I'm gonna be peeling your faces off every day for the next thousand
33:55years.
34:00Come on, girls.
34:02This isn't over yet.
34:08I thought they were dead.
34:10They won't bother you ever again.
34:13You're Scarlett's friend, so you're my friend.
34:16I love her.
34:18Then why are you keeping her from her life?
34:20She doesn't go to school anymore.
34:21She doesn't talk to me anymore.
34:23If you really loved her, you'd set her free.
34:26I love her.
34:33I love you.
34:35You're hard.
34:37I love you.
34:42You're洗ous me.
34:44I love you.
34:49No!
35:10Ruby!
35:18There's one in the corner if you want it.
35:29Hey, bitch.
35:32I told you, she's off limits.
35:34Our faces will grow back.
35:36If she dies out here, you're stuck without her forever.
35:38Ain't love a bitch.
35:39Run!
35:52Nicole?
36:00William?
36:01Where have you been?
36:02I don't understand.
36:41God, you scared me.
36:46we went at it all night they're all pretty tough to tell you the truth
36:50i almost respect them they were out first though
36:55what's gonna happen when someone finds all those bodies they'll send out an apb for a killer and
37:01a scary mask and another in a rubber woman suit listen ruby i need to tell you something
37:08it's not sunrise yet that little twat's not setting foot inside this house again she's right
37:21ruby i'm sorry i love you but it's not what i want
37:31i want to live out here anywhere with that house
37:39look i'm really sorry about how i reacted to you guys humiliating me
37:44i just need to go inside gather my stuff and say goodbye to my dads
37:49can nobody kill me while i do that
37:55and we were pretty awful
37:59at least we won't grow old and ugly now
38:05thank you
38:13can i tell mom and dad no tell the police they'll find our bodies in the house
38:17and never come inside do you understand who should say killed you
38:22me ruby mcdaniel tell them i live here and they should come arrest me
38:31see you next halloween
38:46where will you go
38:48i'm not sure yet maybe abroad
38:51you guys won't need your retirement
38:53or 401k funds so i should have
38:55enough cash to take my time figuring it out
38:57scarlet you have to go to school
38:58what you're gonna demand a ghost parent teacher conference
39:03school sucks
39:04i'll be fine
39:06i'll keep in touch
39:07you guys can use cell phones right
39:10yeah i assume
39:12i mean we can fucking bleed so cell phones are probably okay too
39:25are you guys gonna be okay
39:27there's no more stress about money or the future
39:30we can just enjoy each other now
39:33and there's always adam the contractor in case the other of us get bored
39:36troy please
39:37i'm kidding
39:39i'm kidding
39:54i love you guys
39:55i love you too
39:56i love you too
40:04got everything you needed
40:05yeah
40:07i'm fine
40:08i love you
40:09i love you
40:10i'm fine
40:11i love you
40:11i love you
40:56You're the only person in my life whose suffering brings me no pleasure.
41:02Same.
41:34Right or wrong, I'll be with you.
41:41I'll do what you ask me to.
41:46For I believe that I belong, by your side.
41:56Right or wrong, right or wrong, it's gotta be.
42:06Always you, always me.
42:11Oh, thank you.
42:13Hello?
42:14Hey, baby.
42:15How are things going there?
42:16Same shit.
42:17Like we're in a fucking sitcom.
42:19Michael's making pancakes and then I think they're all playing running charades or some shit.
42:23Now I'm convinced I'm in hell.
42:26Hi, sweetie.
42:27Halloween's only two months away.
42:28We're going as gladiators.
42:30God, they were never this good at being parents when it was just me.
42:34What the hell else are they gonna do?
42:36That dude Adam totally finished up repairs on the house.
42:39Not that anyone is gonna buy it after they've found even more dead bodies in it.
42:43I may stab all these annoying fucks to death later to cure my boredom.
42:48I found him.
42:49Your fake uncle.
42:52I got pretty close using Facebook.
42:54Then I had to hardcore gross flirt with some dude at the D&B to get his address, but...
43:00It's him.
43:01Tony Peterson.
43:03I even stole his mail just to be sure.
43:06What are you gonna do to him?
43:09Let's just say that today is his last day on Earth.
43:14And it's gonna be the worst one he's ever had.
43:17Love you, baby.
43:19I love you.
43:20Send pics.
43:23Right or wrong, it's gotta be.
43:30Always you, always me.
43:36Won't you take me along?
43:39Won't you take me along?
43:41Won't you take me along?
43:42To be with me.
43:43A wise man once said, happiness is something to look forward to.
43:57I never understood that until I was dead.
44:01When you're dead and stuck in a haunted house for all eternity,
44:04there's not much to do but wait and wait.
44:08And the waiting, like another wise man once said,
44:11is indeed the hardest part of love.
44:13If it's real love.
44:16Hey, sis.
44:17Hey, Ruby.
44:18Thanks for not stabbing me lately.
44:20No problem.
44:20No problem.
44:27On Halloween, no one ever ringed the door for candy at the murder house.
44:31But one person always showed up.
44:33Every year.
44:34Like clockwork.
44:36And so I waited.
44:38Nervous and tremulous like the love-struck schoolgirl I will always be.
44:42And when she appeared to see me.
44:45To hold me through that one night every year.
44:49That was somehow enough.
44:51She really ended up thinking it off.
44:53And when she walked in there.
44:59Because she slept in long and make it all.
45:02I hope.
45:06I felt like a mixture of the new sell-style style called lino-rires hands.
45:09He would also be Zuha, Luke, have all the little questions of theне.
45:09But he was amazed at its advantage of having to mow him without repeating
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