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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 - Episode 02: Olympians
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're born with?
01:02She can stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:11You born with?
01:16Super.
01:27You couldn't stay.
01:30Let's go!
01:59A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:05Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27You wanna play me
02:29Close enough, why? Back out on the ice for Boston
02:31Tomorrow's a good party
02:33I don't know how to get lost in games
02:35I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:38This bike is running through a green turtle
02:40If you go back to this old
02:42I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:52I know
02:52Ooh, you're hot
02:55The light hunched over
02:57Your phone like
02:58A tree
03:00Atop a hill
03:02It's crooked from doing bad bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost to seek
03:10You're locked
03:15You're locked in the sky
03:18You're a light
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21I'm standing in my light
03:24You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta...
03:26Ooh...
03:38I don't know.
03:59I don't know.
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:36They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:59Thanks, guys.
06:47Thanks, guys.
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:40Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:44A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:11No, you come here.
09:22I'm still on.
09:24I'm still on.
09:32Don't worry about it.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:54Oh, shit, Rosely.
10:58Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's okay.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:01Oh, God.
12:05What the hell?
12:07Oh, God.
12:15Oh, God.
12:17Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dead.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:38Stay alive.
12:46Stay alive.
12:57You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We have to wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mmm.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosano.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease,
14:47this year All-Star Hockey Podcast.
14:49For the first period,
14:51we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Hey.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice.
15:42They fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I don't want him to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:20Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my brother.
18:41You need to meet me.
18:45Yes, my brother.
18:56You won't.
18:58You won't.
18:58Let's go.
18:59Let's go.
19:01Let's go.
19:02And he is still a cat.
19:03How did you do that?
19:05Are you not sad?
19:06Not sad, father.
19:07Well, not so.
19:08They are not teaching you discipline in this American league.
19:12This is not a game.
19:14This is a real shame.
19:16It's not a lie to be honest,
19:17that you showed in your childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was playing.
19:22Our guard has been damaged, the commander has been beaten.
19:26What is that? What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it? You, captain, you make them beaten.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother? She can't do this.
19:53No.
19:54No, my mom is dead.
19:56Mom is dead.
20:00You remember her?
20:03I was in your case.
20:07Where are you?
20:09Where are you?
20:10Where are you?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:19We need to go.
20:19In the evening.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:26To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30You ready?
20:30Well, let's go.
21:04Well, let's go.
21:06I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He needs a bottle.
21:21Look how she's holding him.
21:24From the very детстве.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I would like to have something interesting.
21:52There's Niki.
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who've been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him for me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, it doesn't blame him for me.
22:25I don't blame him for me.
22:27I don't blame him for me.
22:27Why do you think so?
22:28My father...
22:29My father...
22:30You're a fool.
22:30Who will ever kill you.
22:32You have to be worried about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't blame him for these crazy games.
22:39When you have real chance to have a cup in this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes.
22:44Huntry and Admirals are not going through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey is not going through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you will win.
22:53In this year?
22:54In this year?
22:54Yes. In this year.
22:55Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04A fourth quarter you will even get into the war.
23:07It does not go away as a team.
23:08We have just a bad news.
23:11What does it look like?
23:12A little Whoa!
23:13But then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you like in the region.
23:18In Chicago.
23:19Not what far before.
23:21In the final, most probably, it will be San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but they are too young.
23:28So you will win the kubik scene for a year before I was an active game.
23:36Yes, thank you. I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:39You should be perfect.
23:41You should be perfect.
23:43Yes, but you need to agree.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50Bye.
23:52Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14Men.
24:15Just beautiful.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:24Yeah.
24:24Yeah.
24:26Yeah.
24:31Yeah.
24:33Yeah.
24:37Yeah.
24:38But you're now going to see me.
24:41No shoot.
24:43No flirt.
24:45No flirt.
24:47No flirt.
24:51No.
24:57No.
24:58No.
25:00No.
25:08You're here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was earlier to you. If you remember me, don't forgive me.
25:22We're children, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:32Let's go.
25:34Let's go.
25:36Let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:06I'm happy to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you.
26:50Come on, Jay.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh!
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at acting.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best All-Hander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57Ah!
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And that is obviously the performance.
29:06Is it?
29:07Legend of the Maman!
29:09Yeah!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this here for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:34Come on.
30:35I'm going to throw you out, Jason.
30:37Let's go.
30:47But...
31:18What? What the fuck do you want, Rozanov? You haven't answered a text from me in like six months. You
31:26won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking clown
31:30show. So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me? Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh fuck you, you are unbelievable. You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:02You suck my dick.
32:07Yeah? Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will
32:19have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick. Please.
32:43Please.
32:44No.
32:47What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party
32:59after.
33:00And then when I've been waiting all night, you will come back to my hotel room and I will maybe,
33:09maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Oh.
33:31Oh.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win.
34:02And if you win.
34:04And if you win.
34:06And if you win.
34:11Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:57Good luck coming.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:20I want to watch.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
37:59Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:38So.
38:46You.
38:49You.
38:52You.
38:53You.
38:54So.
39:02You.
39:26So Russia this year was something else?
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know. Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:44Yeah, me too, Russia.
40:55So I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:26Hello.
41:26Goodbye, Hollander.
41:35Goodbye.
41:35Goodbye.
41:37Goodbye.
41:39Let's go.
42:40Let's go.
43:08Let's go.
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