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00:05you had an accident we cleaned you up cancer it's a godless disease mom it's not your fault
00:14should we give her some space that was really intense morgan i know that your generation is
00:20terrified of anything that doesn't make you feel good but this is one of those full circle life
00:25moments that you need to be present for the woman changed my diapers now it's my turn to change
00:31hers these are acts of love it just felt like she didn't want us all standing around watching her
00:37while it happened it was an act of love do any of you know how much i'm carrying on my
00:44back trying
00:44to scrape together an early birthday party for my dying mother while launching a mayoral campaign
00:50what are you two bringing to the table have you even bought the woman a gift yet she just took
00:54a
00:55turn well that didn't stop natalie speaking of i need one of you to pop by the store i had
01:00leanne
01:00set aside some decorations oh mom mom i can grab them okay and it's looking like they are able to
01:05push the candidates town hall a week good news tell your brother and sister about the gift you got
01:10your note uh pasta bowls from the amalfi trip kevin and i took last summer so no feeding tube what
01:15if
01:15you need pasta bowls what did you say mom what did you say what i didn't say mom what do
01:20you want for
01:21your birthday from the kids i don't want a birthday what do you want for your birthday from nicholas and
01:27morgan who are they oh my god that's a good question nonna your father gave me a necklace in
01:35acapulco that you lost on your honeymoon we know get your nonna necklace it was a diamond
01:42necklace nonna i'm a public school teacher okay morgan the woman doesn't know who we are i don't
01:49think she cares if it's real diamonds yeah i know just something cheap and nostalgic that she can
01:54cherish during her final days is that so much to ask nikki help your sister with this for once
01:59for once all right do a good deed for me i'm stepping out okay thank you you're are you going
02:08nobody expects you to be like natalie she is an anomaly in this family confident ambitious
02:14she doesn't have to work for that body but could the two of you for once set your differences aside
02:20and make my mother's death easy on me stop screaming all right she needs a nap
02:35because while you might reach that island and finally see those gardenias will it have been worth
02:42it in the end if their sweet smell is corrupted by the smoke billowing in from the bridge you burn
02:49to get there on that uplifting note everybody i would like to remind you that this is a fire free
02:55zone okay we have a lot of hardwood flooring if you wanted to contribute to the food drive
03:00rose would be happy to take your name
03:13hi helen
03:19oh you organize your drawers like a serial killer yeah that's the intention
03:32oh we're just letting ourselves in now huh we might need to chat about boundaries a little bit
03:38rose the door wasn't locked did i hear something no no i was just on the phone oh uh the
03:43sponsorship
03:44uh-huh can do friday okay great well that could have been an email but thank you for letting me
03:50know
03:50and i'll see you tomorrow okay okay okay bye bye i'm just saying imagine you get invited to a game
04:00night and someone hides your crutches they're like throwing stuff they're fighting it's amazing okay
04:10can you unlock the door please
04:17okay
04:21ah you always like pull away from my touch
04:25i pull away from your touch i'm at work touch i know but like you know that physical intimacy is
04:30my love language i express my inside thoughts to you yeah i know i think you're seeing your
04:34therapist a little bit too much you told me that you'd say that okay i'm sorry i don't want to
04:38have
04:38sex with you in an elementary school parking lot you do this you ruin these moments you like make it
04:45so
04:46whatever you wreck things it's whatever stupid okay can you just unlock the door please thank you
04:58what is that what is this what does it look like
05:03yeah morgan i wanted to do a nice thing for the woman that i love more than like
05:07my beating heart in my chest are you proposing to me by throwing a ring at my back what am
05:10i
05:10supposed to do with this i don't know that's up to you it's up to you oh
05:21okay
05:23it's very nice i know i don't need like a flash mob you know but i think i at least
05:30deserve something
05:31that resembles a proper proposal you know of course yeah heard um i'll see you later yeah
05:39all right i love you i love you too okay all right bye have fun at work thank you bye
05:54did i tell you i'm being honored by out and loud next month for the work that i do for
05:59them
06:00raising money for queer people so that they can be out and loud you've mentioned that a few times and
06:05yet i can't surprise my boyfriend at work because according to his church he can be gay but he can't
06:11have a boyfriend they expect me to be non-practicing yeah i want to practice with my non-practicing
06:17boyfriend not be in my mid-30s keeping our relationship a secret from our friends and family
06:23you had one job last summer and that was to fix my roof okay and you got greedy okay and
06:30now look
06:30at us i couldn't help myself i got a thing for the book of mormon do you yeah yeah well
06:36i'm not mormon
06:36i know butchie kind of dressed like one i told you as soon as my mom's campaign is done i'm
06:44gonna
06:44find a new congregation and we can you know practice outwardly and loudly i'll leave you okay
06:50for as long as we'd like okay i'm just letting you know i'm going to book that cruise this year
06:54with
06:54without you and i can't i can't wait to go on that cruise with you i can't i can't wait
06:59to get
06:59norovirus together that's the best part you didn't need to come with me yeah well mom thought you
07:06needed a babysitter at 30 so yeah well she thought i needed one growing up too where were you then
07:10reverend probably praying for god's protection from your bad attitude and all of those cigarettes
07:16i love cigarettes
07:21no go ahead excuse me sorry sorry i'm gonna get a card okay i don't think she's gonna read a
07:29card
07:29right it's a gesture we're getting her a gift i'm gonna get her a card get her a card go
07:35crazy
08:02hey excuse me um that's display only
08:06okay yeah i just wanted to try it on it's not for sale i know you've made that really clear
08:14um
08:15could you grab me one from the back no because that's actually the last one
08:20okay good then i want to buy that one can you leave it alone it's not for you okay seriously
08:28it's
08:29a cheap fucking necklace in a cheap fucking store yeah who's it for if it's not for me then get
08:33the
08:33fuck out of here oh okay whoa morgan can you just accept the fact that this isn't some hot new
08:39york
08:39boutique a hot new york boutique what are you addicted to humiliating yourself by the way you
08:43wish this was a hot new york boutique get your wife under control all right she's not my wife
08:48i'm the pastor at glenview community church and even if she was i don't think we need to get
08:52hostile even if i was oh morgan please you're a very rude woman you're a very rude woman morgan
08:58wait outside thank you i'm gonna get this card and two of those angel figurines
09:07which this the blue ones and if you have a gift bag and some tissue tape do you have any
09:13ribbon or
09:13anything to put it inside of this well they're just gonna jingle jangle around in that bag carry
09:19carefully then man okay well all right they're gonna break i'm just saying like you're a slippery
09:26person it's hard to pin you down because i'm going to a dinner i don't think there's always
09:30she's gone body's cold you missed her last words nikki you weren't even here to say a prayer
09:36some teeny bopper from the hospital had to do it read something right off of her phone kept getting
09:43interrupted by text messages what were they what were what what were her last words i don't know
09:51i couldn't hear she was mumbling i kept telling her to enunciate something about her gloves are new
09:57poor thing she was so out of it by the end she was saying i love you i do not
10:01think it was that
10:02nevertheless your sister's been here since 10 this morning documenting the day she thought that it was
10:08important content for the social platforms that feels exploitative nevertheless she died before her
10:16birthday party okay well then what are we supposed to do with this what the did you do i took
10:24care of
10:24oh morgan i it's not wrapped oh it's a little something for me and nikki oh from the two natalie
10:35look at this court it's stunning nicholas i think that it only makes sense that you be the one
10:43to put it on her and maybe say a few words she wants you to put the necklace on nonna
10:49and say a few
10:50words put the necklace on okay i don't i don't know why morgan let's put the necklace on natalie just
10:57take
10:57this for me and move put the necklace sorry i'm just no worries morgan help your brother it's your
11:04gift too yeah morgan come on okay help me yeah morgan her head just lift her head what else would
11:13i lift just lift it lift it up morgan i got it i got it are you lifting oh honey
11:19honey just wait one
11:22it's fine there we go there we go okay okay okay okay sorry i'm losing it i'm losing it oh
11:31my god
11:31it's really heavy lift can you just lift it up more just forward just a bit because i can't get
11:36the
11:36closet why is it taking so long eternal rest grant unto her i can't hear what you're saying perpetual light
11:42shine upon her may she rest in peace on me
11:49okay oh natalie did you want to get a pic for socials oh morgan morgan
11:54please have some respect to the dead nikki you really sped through them
12:18coming
12:26Hey.
12:27Hi. Uh, can I help you with something?
12:31I'm here for a pickup.
12:34I, I think you might have the wrong address.
12:38No. You said you were at the Glendale Church?
12:43Uh, yeah.
12:46You came with your sister, bought a card, two Elsa dolls from me.
12:52I bought two angel figurines that didn't look anything like Elsa.
12:56And a tennis necklace?
13:00Uh, no, I don't, I don't think I bought a tennis necklace.
13:05I know you didn't buy the necklace.
13:09I'm here to take it back.
13:12Hadi.
13:15I don't, I don't, I don't have it.
13:23Very nice house, huh?
13:26You must have a very supportive congregation.
13:32Wouldn't wanna lose their trust, would you, Father?
13:36Well, I'm not Catholic, so I, I go by pastor.
13:39I don't give a fuck what name you go by, you dumb looking piece of shit.
13:43You don't know what you'll take it.
13:45Okay.
13:46Okay.
13:47And you have no idea who you're dealing with.
13:50Return it, or I'll make sure your God gets very upset with you.
13:54Okay?
13:56Okay.
13:56Come on.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Yeah?
13:59Yeah.
13:59Good.
14:06Good.
14:12Good.
14:16Good.
14:19Good.
14:49Get out of there!
14:50Get him in the fucking car!
15:10No, because this is Gosling with a G.
15:12He's not related to the eight kids.
15:14Ah, fuck!
15:15Oh, shit.
15:16Honey, what is wrong?
15:17I'm asking you, what is wrong?
15:19I'm fine, I'm fine.
15:20I just got my finger.
15:21I told you we should have ordered food.
15:22God forbid I honor my mother by making her cutlets on the day she died.
15:27And they're the best cutlets I've ever had, Mrs. M.
15:28Where's your brother?
15:29I told him, eight o'clock.
15:31I don't know.
15:31Uh, Mrs. M., I know that today's been really hard.
15:34Ugh.
15:35But if it's okay with you, I would, uh, love to grab you privately at some point.
15:39I have something I would really love to ask you.
15:42Let's play it by ear, Max.
15:44Okay?
15:44Okay.
15:45Let's play that one by ear.
15:47Oh.
15:47Coming!
15:50Come on.
15:52Come on.
15:54Since when are we locking the door?
15:56Since Susan Gotnick's garage got broken into a couple of weeks ago and all of her kids' bikes
16:01got taken, where's your umbrella in this rain?
16:04I can't lose my son and my mother on the same day.
16:08I'm sorry.
16:08I'm sorry.
16:09Today has not brought out the best in me.
16:12I can admit that.
16:12How are you dealing with everything?
16:14I'm not good.
16:14I'm not, I'm not.
16:15No, no.
16:16I just want a minute alone with my firstborn.
16:19Well, technically, that would be more than...
16:20We do not talk about adoption in this home.
16:23I birthed you emotionally, which is just as painful.
16:26You're freezing.
16:27Why are we standing out here?
16:28You tell me.
16:32You're making Nona's veal cutlets.
16:35They lived in Long Island.
16:36Morgan, can I talk to you for a second?
16:38No, no.
16:38There are no secrets in this house.
16:40Anything you have to say, you can say in front of me and Max.
16:42And half the women in this town.
16:44Ma, can I talk to Morgan, please?
16:46It is an inclusive neighborhood Facebook group.
16:48Okay.
16:49Morgan, I need five minutes.
16:50I can't help who signs up or what they said.
16:52Okay, okay.
16:53It's out of my control.
16:54Just five minutes.
16:55How would I even begin to?
16:57I know.
17:00Okay, first of all, what the fuck is wrong with you?
17:03Excuse me?
17:04I need you to get that necklace back right now.
17:07What necklace?
17:08The necklace you stole after I told you to just leave it alone.
17:12Oh, oh, you mean the necklace that's around our dead grandmother's neck at a morgue somewhere?
17:16Oh, Morgan.
17:17Come on, you didn't seem that freaked out about the necklace when you were taking credit for it?
17:20Look out the window.
17:22Look out the window.
17:23Do you see the truck?
17:25Do you see that truck out there?
17:26Yes.
17:26Well, don't look like that.
17:27Hide yourself a little bit.
17:28What the fuck?
17:28Okay, that man out there followed me here from my house.
17:32The guy you pissed off in the store.
17:34He knocked on my door and threatened my reputation if I didn't get that necklace back, okay?
17:39I don't know what to do.
17:40So you thought it would be a good idea to lead him here to mom's house where your entire family's
17:44having dinner?
17:49Well, I wasn't really thinking about the rest of your family.
17:52Oh, Morgan.
17:53Did you just eat falafel?
17:54You're such a bitch.
17:56I'm sorry that your sexy life as an actress in Manhattan didn't work out the way you want, but I
18:00am not getting my life ruined because you have given up on yours.
18:05Fix this, Morgan.
18:06It was a $79 necklace.
18:09It felt really fucking heavy for a $79 necklace.
18:12I held it in my hand and it felt expensive.
18:15I don't have time for this.
18:16The Quick Post guy isn't gang-stalking you.
18:18Okay, then go outside and talk to him then.
18:20Seriously?
18:21Yes.
18:23Okay, fine, fine.
18:25I will go talk to him.
18:27Go.
18:27And you know what?
18:28If he wants $79, I will Venmo him $79 fucking dollars.
18:32Right.
18:32If that's what he needs.
18:45Jesus.
18:47Hello?
18:49Can I help you with something?
18:54You're creeping out my family.
18:56I don't know what you're doing here, but this is some kind of misunderstanding.
19:02You need to go.
19:03I know you...
19:16I don't know.
19:35You warned me about the fucking gun.
19:40What gun?
19:41The gun, the gun, the fucking gun.
19:42I just pointed it at my fucking face.
19:45What gun, Morgan?
19:47Did you not get a gun?
19:53No.
19:55But I had a man come to my house in the middle of the night and verbally threaten me.
20:00Oh, really?
20:01Which was also very scary.
20:02Oh, did he scare you?
20:03He came to your house and he did fucking bring a gun at you.
20:06It's not the same thing.
20:07You're going to have to calm down.
20:08It was so fucked up.
20:10Shh, you're going to have to calm down.
20:12Oh, I have to calm down?
20:14Seriously, I have to calm down.
20:15How the fuck are we going to get that necklace back?
20:20I'm saying no, no, tomorrow I'm going to have to take it off of her neck.
20:23I don't know.
20:24I'm going to have to take it off.
20:25Okay.
20:25A dead woman's neck.
20:26Okay.
20:27Okay.
20:28Yeah, right?
20:29I don't know.
20:29Is there any other plan?
20:30No, I don't.
20:30Okay, so then.
20:31Okay.
20:32Anything you want to say?
20:34What?
20:34Thanks, neck.
20:35Do you want to say maybe thank you for the offer?
20:37Really?
20:37Helping you out?
20:38That's where your head goes?
20:39Are you out of your mind?
20:40Are you out of your mind?
20:41Shit, that's neck's level.
20:42Are you out of your mind?
20:43Oh, am I interrupting something?
20:45Yeah.
20:46Um, no.
20:48Dardano.
20:48I'm just, I didn't, I...
20:49Will you make my life by saying yes?
20:52Um, mom, what about, what about normal?
20:54The timing is not, um...
20:56Oh, no, hon.
20:57She would be relieved.
20:58Nikki, get the Prosecco from the garage.
21:01From the garage.
21:01Okay.
21:02So it's a yes?
21:06Ah!
21:07Oh, my God!
21:09Oh, my God!
21:11Oh, my God!
21:11Oh, my God!
21:12Oh, my God!
21:14Oh, my God!
21:14Oh, my God!
21:16Oh, my God!
21:16Oh, my God!
21:17Oh, my God!
21:17We're getting it!
21:18Oh!
21:19Why are you so wet?
21:31Oh, forgive me.
21:46Yeah?
21:46Sorry to interrupt.
21:47Can I use the office printer for the programs?
21:50Sure.
21:50The basement's out of ink.
21:52Absolutely.
21:53And do you want those programs in black and white or color?
21:57I don't know, Rose.
21:58Are the programs in black...
22:21Nicholas?
22:21Ah!
22:22Honey!
22:23It's home.
22:24Yep.
22:25Uh...
22:25Let's do it.
22:26Can we stop?
22:27Can we just, um...
22:28Can we stop it for a second?
22:29Can we just stop?
22:30Can we stop?
22:31Can we stop?
22:32Just stop!
22:33Stop!
22:35Ah!
22:41I haven't said a prayer.
22:43I need to say a prayer for the woman, okay?
22:45Can I...
22:45I just need to be alone with...
22:47Honey?
22:48With her for a moment, please.
22:50She's late to her own funeral.
22:52You can bless her later.
22:54Okay?
22:55Move.
23:00What in the world?
23:03Fuck.
23:07Fuck!
23:25Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome.
23:32I wish we were gathering here under happier circumstances.
23:35But it often is in these times that the Lord shows us the true capacity that we as human beings
23:49have to process and to live through pain, both emotional and physical.
23:59Sometimes it's easy to forget that death could be just around the corner for any of us.
24:12Just look at Dina Caputo, who just last night slipped into Five Guys and is now in a coma, no
24:18longer able to read her poem here today.
24:23Thoughts and prayers are with Dina and her family at this time.
24:28You know, Nona was a special woman. I use the word special because I know she pissed a lot of
24:34you off.
24:36But she never lied. Or forced any of her family members to lie for her.
24:49How did you not get it?
24:51Don't you fucking dare.
25:01I'm gonna head home and let the dogs out. Denise is in Tampa.
25:05I'll see you back at the house.
25:07Your grandmother was a great woman, girls.
25:09Yes, she was.
25:10She was so proud of your mom.
25:12All right. We're good, Michael. Thank you for that. Go home. Let her poodles out. Don't want them shitting on
25:16your carpet.
25:17All right. I'll see you in an hour. Hey, congrats again on the ring, honey.
25:21Thanks, Dad.
25:25Did you congratulate your sister?
25:28On Max proposing to her the day Nona died? Um, no, not yet.
25:33Congrats, Morgan. I'm just, it's beyond words. I'm thrilled.
25:36Max is helping me out. I've got him picking up Bailey's for your Aunt Jenny.
25:40But we really should get back to the house. People will be arriving.
25:43I don't trust what those caterers consider hot food.
25:46Oh, no. Sorry for your loss.
25:48Oh, thank you so much. Have we met?
25:53My condoms.
25:55It's a friend of Morgan's.
25:57Uh-huh. It's my friend.
25:58Oh, that tracks.
26:00All right. Well, honey, we should really go.
26:02Kids will see you back at the house.
26:04Okay. Okay. See you.
26:08Let's take a walk.
26:09Oh.
26:10I have some papers to sign.
26:12Oh, okay.
26:14Okay.
26:15We don't need to push.
26:16I know how to walk.
26:17We don't need to push.
26:17Come on.
26:18Okay. Give me the necklace.
26:22Where is it?
26:24Huh?
26:26We don't have it.
26:27What do you mean you don't have it?
26:28I don't, we don't have it.
26:30What the fuck you mean you don't have it?
26:31Where is it?
26:32I don't know how else we can say it. We don't have it.
26:35What the fuck you mean you don't have it?
26:38Where the fuck is it?
26:39I...
26:41I...
26:41Okay, okay.
26:42Can you calm down because I don't think talking to us like this is helping the situation.
26:46What are you?
26:46You kind of crisis manager now?
26:48Who is it?
26:51Get in the truck. Get in the truck. Get in the truck.
26:53Get in the truck. Here's a gun. Get in the fucking truck.
26:54This is fully giving, kidnapped homicide.
26:57It's giving?
26:58It's fully giving?
26:58Those are your last words?
27:00Is it giving, kidnapped, homicide?
27:01Get in the fucking truck!
27:02Ow!
27:51I saw my ego yup!
27:52Die makers, in the fucking truck, what's the better way?
27:52Any happened to watch is that a Kojojestadよね?
27:52They 사람들 are one of those manyés slaves who don't push,
27:52It's not the wire now, it works.
27:52It's the fake.
27:52Tell the guy, anybody else, I've got that Hublot.
28:00I loved it.
28:09You
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