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Canada Shore S01E04 (2026)
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00:00Big boom in the room, can't handle us.
00:04I want to go home so bad.
00:07Are you not having fun?
00:08No, I'm not having fun at all.
00:12Lila, she's going through it.
00:14She's like hella drunk.
00:15Then Chris comes in and starts talking shit on Ethan.
00:18So now there's a whole lot of things going through her head.
00:21It's all like fucking same shit, different fucking toilet
00:25every single fucking day.
00:26You okay?
00:27I'm fucking annoyed.
00:28She really wants to cuddle with you.
00:30You okay?
00:30No, not anymore.
00:31I'm sick.
00:32She's going through it.
00:33She said she wants to go home.
00:34Chris came in here and talked hella shit.
00:36Oh my God, I want my dog.
00:38Do you know who keeps my dog?
00:38What kind of dog do you have?
00:40I love dogs.
00:41My dog fucking died two years ago.
00:43Oh my God.
00:47Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:49Don't want to cry.
00:50Me and Isaiah started off pretty rocky,
00:52but now I do see him like an older brother.
00:54And now I know I can go to him for any problems that I have.
00:58Tell me what kind of dog you have.
01:00It's half Maltese, half Yorkie.
01:01I'm really messed up.
01:02It's a little fucking yapper, isn't it?
01:04It's a little cute baby.
01:08Oh my God, he's so cute.
01:09That's so typical of you.
01:10Whatever.
01:12You know what's good though?
01:13Yeah.
01:15It's kind of awesome that you get to appreciate something in life
01:17where you miss it so much.
01:19You must be pretty lucky to have a life like that, right?
01:22No, I'm going to cry again.
01:24Think about it.
01:24You got to appreciate light when you got darkness.
01:28So, right now.
01:29Okay, Socrates, you can wrap it up.
01:32You'll be okay.
01:35I don't want to go home anymore.
01:36It was a moment.
01:37I would love to see my dog, but besides that,
01:41sometimes I just feel really isolated and alone in this house.
01:43And I really need to like snap out of that
01:45and realize like you're somewhere
01:47because you're supposed to be there.
01:49I wanted to eat fruit loop and cuddle.
01:51Me too.
01:52I did.
01:53My intentions coming here were not to like fall in love
01:57or anything crazy like that.
01:59But with Bauer, it's really hard when he looks like that
02:02and there's a room right there like waiting for us.
02:05We should do the jungle tonight though, just for cuddles.
02:08Yeah, I wouldn't mind sleeping like that.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Okay, let's just do it.
02:11Yeah.
02:11Our goal, our mission is to cuddle.
02:14Well, no, just cuddle.
02:17Oh my God, wait.
02:18This is so cozy.
02:19Wow.
02:20Looks like we could be alone now.
02:22Wow, you look at your poster cover right now.
02:25That's insane.
02:26Looks like we could be alone now.
02:28Finally, it's just you and me.
02:31Looks like we could be alone now.
02:33Finally, it's just...
02:36They should put some AC in here.
02:38We could be alone now.
02:45I don't know what got into me last night.
02:48Lila and I got into our first little fight last night.
02:52Out of anybody in the house, Lila is the one person I can be like my true authentic self with.
02:57I need to pull Lila aside so we can clear the air and let her know that I'm sorry for
03:02lashing out.
03:02I was mean, sorry.
03:05I wasn't mad at you.
03:06No, I know.
03:07We would get over it so quickly.
03:08Right.
03:09But still...
03:10I still want you to feel that like you can still tell me things and I'm not gonna be like
03:13a fucking asshole or yell at you about it.
03:15I don't know why I freaked out.
03:16I think everything's gonna be fine between me and Chris.
03:19In that moment, I would have liked a little more, you know, compassion from him, but it is what it
03:24is.
03:24I think I'd go nuts if Chris wasn't here.
03:29Literally, talking to Lila and like clearing the air, I feel like a new bitch.
03:35The new Chris era is gonna be positive.
03:37It's gonna be hot.
03:39It's gonna be sexy.
03:40And maybe a little bit messy.
03:42Good morning, everyone.
03:44Wait, what the fuck?
03:45You look so hot with your hair.
03:48Oh, thank you.
03:48Oh my God.
03:49Chris!
03:51I love the hair!
03:54Everyone has energy.
03:55I know.
03:56I want to race all you guys and have all of you guys lose against me.
04:00Isaiah, can you run?
04:02Faster than you.
04:03I think a lot of the guys underestimate me.
04:06Like, I was a track star in high school.
04:08I can literally bet my money that I'll beat you.
04:10Okay.
04:11I can't remember the last time someone beat me in a race.
04:13Like, I literally raced a meth head and I won.
04:18It's a true story.
04:19If you lose this race, you're cleaning those sheets and we're switching beds.
04:26Alright, down.
04:27Oh, are we shaking on it?
04:28Shake on it.
04:29Shake on it right now.
04:30We're switching beds.
04:32No, Chris, do not do this.
04:35Isaiah's legs are longer than Chris's entire body.
04:38Hey!
04:39Shake on it!
04:41This is gonna end horribly.
04:43Why do you think you're so quick?
04:45I don't know, I just like to run my mat, huh?
04:47Imagine Chris in his fucking bed.
04:49He'll be so mad.
04:50He'll be like, I didn't say that.
04:53Yeah, I'm ready to fucking go.
04:54I'm not intimidated by you.
04:56Chris has the best bed in the house, so he better show up with his A-game or else the
05:01bunk beds he owes.
05:03On your marks, get set.
05:05Go!
05:07Go Chris!
05:08Go Chris!
05:08Go Chris!
05:09Go Chris!
05:11You mad slow!
05:13You mad slow!
05:14Come on ring up little boy!
05:17I slept!
05:18I slept!
05:18I didn't even have to fucking drop.
05:19I slept!
05:20Yo, I knew damn well I was gonna beat Chris in that race.
05:24I'm not wearing shoes!
05:25That's part of the game.
05:25That's part of the game.
05:27That race was not fair.
05:29Isaiah's like five years older than me, and I have like an ankle injury from a week ago that I
05:35didn't disclose.
05:35Yay!
05:36Good job!
05:37How's it going?
05:38How you doing?
05:39I saw you running.
05:40I knew Isaiah was gonna win.
05:41Come on, it's my baby.
05:42Now I get to cuddle with my man in the big bed, so I don't give a fuck.
05:46What a great way to ruin my fucking day!
06:02Oh God, my vagina's out.
06:04Ugh.
06:05We're not in Jersey anymore, bitches.
06:10I'm so excited to surprise my babies.
06:13Mama's here today, and we're gonna party, and we're gonna get to work.
06:16When they see me in person, they're gonna freak out.
06:19These bitches aren't ready for me.
06:20How are the spiders here?
06:22We have big spiders.
06:23Don't look.
06:24There's a spider!
06:26Stop!
06:27Where is it?
06:28It's, it's, it's far away from you.
06:30Bitch!
06:31Is there a tanning salon here?
06:32Do they do GTL?
06:34I could do so much damage in this town.
06:37Definitely get arrested.
06:39What the hell?
06:41Oh my God.
06:44I need to live here.
06:45This is beautiful.
06:46Like, this is basically Jersey Shore, but ten times richer.
06:51These bitches are not ready for MoMA.
06:56Party's here, bitches!
06:58No shit!
06:59No shit!
06:59No way!
07:02Holy fucking Snooki!
07:04This is beautiful!
07:05Oh my God!
07:06No fucking way.
07:07It's Snooki.
07:10Holy fuck!
07:11Snooki is here.
07:12She comes in, she's like two feet tall.
07:15This house is fucking phenomenal.
07:17Is it?
07:17Like, I wanna move to Canada.
07:19We're gonna start off with some mimosas.
07:20So...
07:23Not a lot of people can say they had morning mimosas with Snooki.
07:27I'm a low-end Snooki!
07:29I'm a low-end Snooki!
07:29I'm a low-end Snooki!
07:31I'm a low-end Snooki!
07:31I mean, even though it's only nine o'clock, it's five o'clock somewhere, bitch.
07:35So enough about me, I wanna know who's hooking up in the house.
07:37I feel like I need to get the tea.
07:39I love the tea, especially when I'm not involved.
07:42I'll give you a walk-through right now if you want.
07:44Yes, please!
07:44Yeah, Bauer and Kiera.
07:46He shares tongues with her.
07:48Emmett and Riley have shared tongues many times.
07:50Why are you making it grosser than it needs to share tongues?
07:52Weekends goodnight.
07:54Who gives a fuck?
07:55She's been through it.
07:56Speak up, motherfuckers.
07:57So, I spoke up.
07:59We're gonna do a house tour, because I'm really excited to see the house.
08:03Oh my God, this is so pretty.
08:04Holy shit, like this is a mansion.
08:07Oh my God, you have a duck bone.
08:10Stop, this is so nostalgic.
08:13Dad, I gotta rest it.
08:17I don't know, there's a lot of memories coming back.
08:20This is the jungle room.
08:21P-Weird, public shit.
08:23Oh, okay.
08:25So this is a smush room?
08:26Yeah.
08:27I'm not gonna touch anything.
08:29It looks beautiful.
08:31Who had sex in here already?
08:32Those two.
08:33No, we cuddled all.
08:35We're grown here.
08:37It's okay, Power.
08:38It was a contained zoo in the jungle room.
08:40It wasn't exactly the Amazon.
08:43This place is huge.
08:44Right?
08:44So I definitely wanna get a one-on-one with some of the roomies,
08:47because I know a lot of stuff is happening.
08:49It's alright, I'll call you.
08:50I'll call you.
08:506-4.
08:51Oh my God.
08:53I know that you are in a nice relationship.
08:56I mean-
08:57She's gorgeous.
08:58A situation-ship.
08:59I wouldn't say relationship.
09:00I thought you guys were in love.
09:01I mean, I don't know what's in the Canada water.
09:03With me and Emma, it's been a rollercoaster,
09:05because for me, I'm just like, let's be friends.
09:07Like, I'm not gonna catch feelings.
09:08No, you guys are definitely gonna look up more.
09:09No, I know.
09:10You guys really love on each other,
09:12and you wanna have relationships,
09:13but you also wanna be sluts.
09:14So what's the deal with Ethan?
09:16When I'm drunk, I wanna make out.
09:18That's it.
09:19Well, doesn't he make out with grandmas?
09:20I did the same thing.
09:21I made out with the captain of the boat
09:23that was like an old-ass nun-no.
09:24I can't.
09:25I've been there.
09:26So everybody in this house, they're all confused.
09:28Even though I'm the queen of a gentleman as well.
09:32Obviously, Chris is the only gay guy in the house,
09:34and he's with Brolic, like, juice-head guys.
09:37So I just wanna make sure he's okay.
09:39It was really hard when I first came into the house.
09:42Like, I'm not used to, like, hanging out with, like,
09:44a lot of guys.
09:45Yeah.
09:45So, like, being in the guys' room
09:47and hearing, like, the way they talk about these girls.
09:51Sick.
09:52I remember, like, hating half my roommates.
09:55Yeah.
09:55And I was like, I wanna leave.
09:57I have never felt like an outcast in my life.
09:59Yeah.
09:59I'm always the life of the party.
10:01Party, the center of attention.
10:02Center of attention.
10:03Yeah, it's not hard to make friends with me.
10:05I mean, at the end of the day,
10:06there's gonna be drama,
10:07and you're gonna hate each other.
10:08Yeah.
10:09You always have to frickin' hash it out.
10:10Yeah.
10:11And you're gonna realize that you guys
10:12are roomies and besties.
10:14I love that.
10:15I don't know what's gonna happen with this bunch.
10:17I just want everyone to be in a good headspace,
10:20enjoy the process.
10:21It's gonna be drama,
10:23but frickin' have a good time.
10:24Get this!
10:28I know you guys are excited for me to come,
10:30but now it's time to get to business.
10:31What?
10:32I'm boss mode now.
10:33Oh, shit.
10:35So you guys know that I used to work at a t-shirt shop
10:37in Seaside Heights.
10:38That was our first job.
10:39I fucking hated it.
10:41It was the worst fucking job ever.
10:43I love you, Danny, but horrible.
10:45You want a fun old beer?
10:46It's fucking 10.30.
10:47You were just sick a second ago.
10:49Do you wanna do anything fun?
10:50Uh, yeah, let's make a sale.
10:51I love that.
10:52It totally psychs me up.
10:54You guys are gonna be working at a t-shirt shop.
10:56Yes.
10:56Selling fucking t-shirts!
10:58Yes!
11:00So it's gonna be over a couple days,
11:03but the first shift that's gonna happen
11:04is Lila and Christopher!
11:07Yeah!
11:09I am freaking out.
11:11Lila and I get to work together.
11:14Don't fuck it up.
11:15Thank you, Snooki.
11:16We love you.
11:18Yay, Chris!
11:19Lila and Chris, I feel like they're a good time,
11:21and usually a good time can sell a lot of shirts.
11:24Okay, let's get matching outfits.
11:26This is like about to be the best day of my life.
11:30Oh my God, wait, we look so hot right now.
11:32It's actually unbelievable.
11:34I'm so excited, Chris!
11:36Me and Chris are like a dynamic duo.
11:38This t-shirt shop needs to get ready for us.
11:41Bye, bitches!
11:49Let's go!
11:50Working at a t-shirt shop.
11:52This is like Jersey Shore history.
11:55Hey!
11:55Hey, guys!
11:56How's it going?
11:57My name's Dax.
11:58Nice to meet you guys.
12:00Dax is hot.
12:01I wasn't expecting the boss to be so hot.
12:03So we need all these t-shirts hung up.
12:05Okay.
12:06You're very good looking.
12:07Oh, thank you.
12:09Letting you know.
12:11He's young.
12:11He's hot.
12:12He looks like a good time.
12:13Hey, I'll come back in a couple minutes
12:15to check on you guys.
12:16Okay.
12:17Check on me anytime.
12:20I actually hate you so much.
12:22Oh, my God!
12:23Wait a minute.
12:24Let's get juicy can of shore.
12:25Which one's you and which one's me?
12:27This is you because you have a big ass.
12:29Oh.
12:30It's so fucking hot.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:31Can we take a break?
12:33Hey, guys.
12:34I need you to stun quick.
12:35Oh, I'm done quick.
12:36We're trying our best.
12:37Yeah.
12:37It's pretty simple.
12:38I'm starting to be less attracted to Dax
12:40and more fucking annoyed by Dax.
12:43Once you're doing this...
12:44We're trying our best.
12:45I'm sorry.
12:46We're gonna try to go quicker.
12:48Every two seconds, he's like a fucking fly
12:50on the wall in my ear.
12:52You're not doing it fast enough.
12:54You're not doing it right.
12:55Are we really taking that long?
12:57Oh, yeah.
12:57You guys are taking a minute.
12:58So why don't you come help us
13:00and then maybe it'll go quicker.
13:01You're just kind of standing around, buddy.
13:02I'm paying for this.
13:04Oh, my God.
13:04He's annoying me.
13:05Forget what I said about him being hot.
13:07I'm so fucking over it.
13:08He's so fucking annoying.
13:09We're gonna start selling t-shirts now.
13:12$20 per a t-shirt.
13:13And I want you out there grabbing people
13:14and pulling them in here.
13:15Okay, let's go, Chris.
13:18You guys want to buy a shirt?
13:19So the plan is, say the shirts are $25
13:23and then make people feel special by saying,
13:25but for you, it's $20.
13:27Just because you're super cute, $20.
13:30We got to pay $20.
13:31If you keep running your mouth,
13:32I'll up it by $10.
13:33Then these broke people on this effing sidewalk
13:35are like, can you do $15?
13:37I'm like, get the hell out of here.
13:38This is not a soup kitchen.
13:40I think that Lila's low-key scaring people away.
13:44She is screaming at people.
13:47Do you want to buy a t-shirt?
13:49You guys want to buy a t-shirt?
13:53Seriously, tough fucking crowd out here, guys.
13:55Stir up some business.
13:56Come on.
13:56If you do not buy one, you're just lame.
13:59What's that?
14:01I'm over it.
14:02Go, I'll get someone else.
14:03I'm already over it.
14:04I'm already ready to go home.
14:06I just want to go drink.
14:08Oh, my gosh.
14:08Do you want to buy a t-shirt?
14:10No, thank you.
14:11I don't have any money with me.
14:12Oh, it's okay.
14:13The dog wants one.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:15Her dog only has one foot.
14:17No, it has three.
14:20Oh, my God.
14:21Oh, hi, Snooki.
14:23Oh, she's not looking too pleased.
14:25How you guys doing?
14:26Not good.
14:27Lila's been a little bit lippy, so she's been...
14:30You're lippy?
14:31She's been a little bit lippy with me.
14:33I wasn't trying to be.
14:34I wouldn't have been lippy if you weren't such an asshole.
14:38We're gonna go organize.
14:39I'm so sorry for my little babies.
14:41Get your wrists in there.
14:46Guys, I know this is so annoying, but you get the fucking job done, and then you go and party.
14:50Okay.
14:51So I'm gonna show you how to sell a shirt.
14:53Lila and Chris, you know, they're not really experienced with sales.
14:57So I just want to step in just to be like, you know, this is how you sell clothes.
15:01Hi, queen.
15:03How are you?
15:03So pretty.
15:05Yes.
15:06So I feel like it's gonna get a little chilly.
15:08Okay.
15:08So I think you should buy one of our shirts here.
15:10You have to be like, oh, hey, girl, like, you're looking good.
15:13Like, this shirt will look amazing on you.
15:15What size are you?
15:16You're doing great, sweetie.
15:18You might have just started a trend.
15:21See?
15:21Look how it does work.
15:22Killing it.
15:23You guys sit up.
15:25We slayed that.
15:26See?
15:26Slaying.
15:27Thanks, queen.
15:28Slaying.
15:33Oh my goodness.
15:35Come on, Chris.
15:36Close the door.
15:39Hello?
15:40Hi.
15:41We have something to tell you guys.
15:45Whoever's working next, keep an eye out for Dax.
15:48He's hot, but he really got fucking, he snitched on me to Snooki and was like, she's really lippy.
15:53Good work.
15:54You're welcome.
15:55Good work.
15:56You're a scully in your bed.
15:57Oh my.
15:58Yeah, you gotta check your bed out, Chris.
16:00Oh, I'm actually gonna clock a bed.
16:02Go ahead, buddy.
16:02I left you a little note.
16:04Dear Chris, I know this is hard for you, but unfortunately, you have lost your bed privileges.
16:10A bet is a bet.
16:10It's fucking Isaiah acting like a little kid about this stupid bet that they made.
16:15Welcome to your new bet.
16:17How exciting.
16:18No, thanks.
16:18We're switching it back.
16:19Yeah, no, actually.
16:21Absolutely not.
16:22A bet to bet.
16:22Absolutely the bet to bet.
16:24A bet to bet.
16:24I will not let you guys treat Chris like this.
16:26Yeah, no, I'm sleeping.
16:27Lila, a bet to bet.
16:28I don't care if a bet to bet.
16:30I already deal with a lot being in that room with all those guys.
16:33Like the least I could have is my own bed.
16:36Buddy, I'm 6'4", you a little boy.
16:38I don't give a fuck if you're 6'4".
16:40I'm sleeping in this fucking bed.
16:41No, you're not.
16:42Chris is not gonna give up his bed.
16:44And I know this is gonna cause drama.
16:45So I'm trying to get Isaiah to be the bigger person and just switch the fucking beds.
16:49Get off the fucking bed, Isaiah.
16:51Lila, shut the fuck up.
16:52Bro, this is so fucked.
16:53Lila, shut up.
16:54It's not fucked.
16:54For me, a bet is a bet.
16:56You know what they say, you know, you've made your bed so you better lay in it.
17:00They really wanna piss me off.
17:02Family.
17:02Yeah, fuck it.
17:03I'm getting a fucking divorce then.
17:04I think it's so stupid that you guys spent like your day off moving two mattresses.
17:08Like, in life.
17:10We will have this conversation after I'm done a couple of drinks.
17:14Let's make the Thirsty Beaver something fucking sick, dude.
17:17Make it a fucking frat party, dude.
17:19Couple of practice shots.
17:20We need to forget about all the bullshit and drama.
17:24It's time to get turned up and have a house party.
17:27Come on.
17:27Let's go.
17:29Fucking hell, yes.
17:31Step a line, homegirl.
17:32Oh, we got beer pong.
17:33We're playing beer pong, having some drinks.
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:37It's a house party and a thirsty beaver tonight.
17:40And I know one girl has a thirsty beaver.
17:42Hello.
17:43Drop it.
17:46No shit.
17:47Oh, my God.
17:50Oh, my God.
17:51You guys are having a party without us?
17:54What?
17:55Well.
17:56We're getting down at the thirsty beaver tonight.
17:58The thirsty beaver sounds really disgusting to me.
18:01When I think of a beaver, I think of a vagina.
18:04And it's like thirsty.
18:05Like, I don't know.
18:06It sounds nasty to me.
18:07But I guess, like, that's the thing over here.
18:09Thirsty beaver.
18:10Okay, you go first.
18:12This is part of yours.
18:13That's my baby girl.
18:14We are all getting drunk.
18:15You can definitely tell everybody's starting to feel good.
18:18We are just all vibing so well.
18:21We're having such a good fucking time.
18:22Bunch of hooligans going out of here.
18:25Hooligans?
18:26Come sit.
18:27I'm gonna sit.
18:29You know Chris doesn't feel fully comfortable in that room.
18:33He feels out of place.
18:34I thought you as the grown man would be able to let go of your stupid bet.
18:37Thing is, a bet is a bet, though.
18:39I kind of just want what's best for everyone.
18:41And I know that Chris being in this lower bunk
18:44is gonna fuck up the vibe even worse.
18:47What is happening with your bet?
18:48I was gone, and then they fucking took my bet
18:51and put it on the fucking bunk bet.
18:52I'm not fucking sleeping next to these fucking disgusting fucking dudes.
18:54Wait, boys.
18:55So what did you do with Chris's bet?
18:58So Chris has the only single bet.
18:59He made a bet and he shook on it.
19:01Okay.
19:01If you beat me in a race, you can take the non-bunk bet.
19:05I wasn't wearing shoes.
19:05Now he's throwing a big fit because he doesn't want to oblige to the bet.
19:08But a bet is a bet and he shook on it.
19:10You lost the bet, bitch.
19:12I'm mad at Chris because he shook on it.
19:14So I'm like, all right, you shook on it.
19:15So, like, I really can't feel bad for you, but, like, I do.
19:18You can have your fucking bet.
19:19I don't give a fuck, actually.
19:20I'm over it.
19:21Because I'm a bigger person.
19:22I'm more mature.
19:23Okay, we're done here.
19:27I understand why you want your own space.
19:30And that's fine.
19:32All right?
19:33You can have the bed.
19:34I'm going to have the bed.
19:35You can have the bed.
19:36I always get what I want.
19:37I love you guys so much, but I have to get home.
19:40I got to go back to Jersey, back to my children.
19:43The day is going to be here.
19:44I will be back soon.
19:45And when I come back, I want everyone to be kumbaya.
19:48Okay.
19:49Kumbaya.
19:50I love you guys.
19:51We love you so much.
19:52We love you more.
19:53I love you so much.
19:54I love you guys.
19:55Bye, guys.
19:56Have a good time.
19:57Bye.
19:57Bye, guys.
19:59Bye, guys.
20:00Bye, guys.
20:00Bye, guys.
20:02Bye, guys.
20:04Oh, God.
20:06I got to get back home.
20:10Push.
20:12Yes.
20:14The bosses are gone.
20:16The drinks are flowing.
20:17And we're going to keep the vibes going.
20:20Push.
20:23You want a show with me?
20:25No, no.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:28Oh, my God.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:31Are you seeing Giselle at?
20:33And I get the, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
20:39Oh, there you are.
20:40Hi.
20:41What were you doing back there?
20:43Nothing.
20:44You freak.
20:44I think Isaiah and I are ready to take that next step.
20:48Yeah, come here.
20:50The sexual tension is just building and building.
20:53And trust me, I'm about to go wild in that jungle.
20:56Yeah, way up.
20:58I'm trying to do a home run.
21:03It never goes.
21:04Never.
21:10The Shore House is feeling like a couple's retreat.
21:14And not a party spot.
21:16I'm over it.
21:17I'm worrying too bad.
21:22Get the fuck off the bed, bitch.
21:24Oh, okay, I'm moving.
21:26No.
21:27No, I don't want drama.
21:28A bet, a bet.
21:29I got obliged by a bet.
21:30Chris, you don't get to sleep here anymore.
21:32You lost the bet.
21:33You can't lift me up.
21:34You're not strong enough.
21:35I'm 200 pounds.
21:36You can't even squat a plate.
21:38No one's going to take this bet away from me.
21:40I understand that I lost a bet.
21:41I don't want to do this to you, but at the end of the day, I'm not sleeping in a
21:45bunk bed.
21:46Wait, Chris, just leave it for tonight.
21:48No, bitch.
21:49You go the fuck to your sleep.
21:50I respect you a lot, but a bed's a bet.
21:52I've lost a lot of shit in my life to a bed.
21:54I'm going to get in this fucking bed then.
21:55You got five guys in a room kind of trying to keep the respect alive.
21:59Chris, you don't just get to come in the room and make the rules.
22:02Nobody cares if you get in a bed.
22:05Isaiah!
22:07So wet down there.
22:08Who knows what's going on?
22:12Where's Chris?
22:13Chris is in the bed.
22:14I mean, go eat Parmesan in your fucking bed, bitch.
22:18And do not come in this fucking bed, bitch.
22:21Why are you mad at me?
22:21Go to your fucking bed, bitch.
22:24Chris is drunk, and I'm thinking it's all fun and games, but there is heat behind some of those words.
22:29You dumbass bitches.
22:32Thought I was sleeping in a fucking bunk bed with you?
22:35That's your mattress, bitch.
22:37Loss, bitch.
22:37That's your mattress, you fucking pussy.
22:39You lost a bet.
22:40You lost a fucking bet, bitch.
22:42Accept it.
22:43Bitch, I'm still in this fucking bed.
22:45You're a little fucking pissed, you can't accept.
22:47You shook on it, you fucking bitch.
22:48You're still in a fucking bunk bed, bitch.
22:52Get the fuck out.
22:53And bitch, who the fuck are you?
22:55Get the fuck out.
22:56You lost a bet.
22:57You lost a bet.
22:57Fucking accept it, you bitch.
22:59You look so fucking stupid right now, throwing a bag of chips in front of everybody.
23:03Like, come on.
23:04No, we don't need to throw shit.
23:06Bitch, I'm still in this fucking bed, bitch.
23:08That ain't even your bed, bitch.
23:10You're still sitting in the fucking bunk bed where you fucking bubble up.
23:13Yeah, this is my bed.
23:14This is my mattress right here.
23:16Exactly, you ugly fucking dumb bitch.
23:19Be quiet.
23:22That was not fucking cool.
23:24How Emmett was acting was absolutely absurd fucking behavior and I want nothing to do with someone
23:32like that.
23:32First, I thought it was a joke and then I could see it in his fucking face.
23:37I feel sad.
23:39Emmett isn't aggressive like that.
23:41What is going on?
23:44I didn't mean to hit you with the bag of chips.
23:46I just meant to throw it.
23:47I'm very sorry for that.
23:49I actually mean that.
23:50I didn't mean to hit you with it.
23:51I meant to throw it.
23:53I didn't mean to hit you with it.
23:54Cute.
23:56I feel really fucking bad.
23:59I'm definitely not a guy that loses my cool in snaps like that.
24:09I wish I would have just let the guy sleep in the fucking bed.
24:31Last night, shit got out of hand.
24:33The house feels like there's so much tension.
24:36I didn't sleep last night because of what happened.
24:38It's okay, don't worry.
24:40No, it wasn't okay.
24:41I think Emmett and I need a break from each other a little bit.
24:44I need to reflect on the entire situation and hope that he does the same.
24:48I think he already feels bad.
24:50I think he understands.
24:52He shouldn't feel bad.
24:53The vibes this morning are weird.
24:56I threw a bag of chips and hit Chris.
24:58I didn't know that Isaiah had told him he could have the bed.
25:02I don't really know if everybody is like mad at me or if some people know what happened
25:06or some people don't know what happened.
25:09I'm really disappointed in Emmett.
25:11There's no romantic interest there.
25:13Like I am just completely done.
25:14I really need some time to evaluate how I'm feeling.
25:16The vibe in the house is awkward.
25:18Everyone's upset.
25:19So this is the perfect time to leave this house.
25:23We're going nowhere.
25:25We're going nowhere.
25:25We're going nowhere.
25:25Me and Riley about to go to work.
25:27She needs to get her mind off of Emmett.
25:29We need to reset for real.
25:37Oh my God, this rain is so shitty.
25:40It's bad.
25:41I'm frozen.
25:42My hair is wet, my shirt is wet, my pants are wet, and not in the wet that I like.
25:48Can I get an umbrella in this hoe?
25:50Hey guys, how's it going today?
25:52Good, how are you?
25:53Good, my name is Dax.
25:54Nice to meet you, Riley.
25:55Riley?
25:56I definitely think the boss is super hot.
25:59Like immediately I'm interested.
26:01So I need your guys' help setting up.
26:03I'll get you guys to hang up the clothing as well.
26:05Okay.
26:06Lovely.
26:06Awesome, I'll leave you guys to that.
26:08All right.
26:09He's cute, huh?
26:09Very cute.
26:11That house needs a fucking, what's that called?
26:15Exorcism.
26:15Exorcism.
26:16How did you know?
26:17Because I feel the same way.
26:20So we're going to get you guys to hang up clothing outside as well.
26:22Okay.
26:22If you want to come with me.
26:23I'll come with you.
26:25It's Riley, right?
26:26Riley.
26:27Where are you from, Riley?
26:28Nova Scotia.
26:29Nova Scotia?
26:30Reminds me a little bit of Nova Scotia, but we don't have mountains.
26:33No.
26:33I've never seen a mountain before.
26:34It's hot here too.
26:35Yeah, it's nice though.
26:37You're kind of fine too.
26:38Don't even with me.
26:40Dax's energy is really sexy.
26:41He's also physically just fine as fuck.
26:44Like the idea of hooking up with the boss.
26:47I know, I hear some flirting out there.
26:49Oh yeah, get it on girl, get it on, I love it.
27:01Last night, the whole Emmett and Chris situation went down.
27:05I want to talk to Emmett because I feel that was very out of character and I want to know
27:09where this anger is coming from.
27:11You like listening to the rain?
27:13Yeah, that's why I'm out here.
27:14Yeah.
27:15I feel a sense of safety and security with him and so I want it to be that for him
27:20as
27:21well.
27:21Why did you get so mad about the bed?
27:24I don't know.
27:25I didn't even mean to hit him with the bag of chips.
27:27Like I just threw it.
27:28Just to be like, oh.
27:30Uh-huh.
27:30And then it hit him.
27:32Has this been something like growing up where you've always have felt like this built up anger
27:37towards things or it's just like that's the way you get out just by being aggressive?
27:41I mean like I've had problems in the past.
27:44Growing up, I had a lot of anger inside of me and you know, I was always getting in fights
27:48in school and I don't ever want to go back to that.
27:52Like it would never get to a point where I would physically hurt anyone, you know what
27:56I mean?
27:56Like I would never actually lay my hands on anybody in the house ever.
28:00I think it was just a build up of emotion.
28:03I feel like the air just needs to get cleared and I feel when Emmett is ready, he'll come to
28:07us.
28:08Yeah.
28:12I wish you guys were here yesterday.
28:14You guys would have sold way more.
28:15We would have killed it.
28:16I swear.
28:16Yeah, I got, I had bad staff members yesterday.
28:18You guys are actually pretty good.
28:20Pretty good?
28:21You're really good.
28:22Yeah.
28:22I thought so.
28:24So the shift's starting to wrap up and I'm like prepared to shoot my shot because the
28:29vibes have been flowing since the moment we got there.
28:31If we would go tonight, I think you should come with us.
28:33Would you be down?
28:34Yeah, I'd like with you guys.
28:35Okay.
28:36Yeah.
28:36Then we'll figure that out.
28:37Yeah, for sure.
28:38Okay.
28:40He's so cute.
28:41I want him here.
28:42Can we kick him out and put him in?
28:44Do a little, ah, ah, ah, do a little, ah, ah, ah, ah.
28:47I think Riley really needed that and I'm so happy.
28:51Oh, oh, oh.
28:52So he's coming to the club with us.
28:55I just want to see what it is.
28:57Feel it out.
28:58I want to like get a little dance on, have a few drinks together because I don't really
29:02know him at this point, you know?
29:04Emmett's going to come back fucking crawling.
29:07He's going to actually lose his mind.
29:08He's going to lose his mind.
29:09He's going to lose his mind.
29:09I think Emmett will feel absolutely fucking sick about the Dax situation because he wants
29:14what he cannot get and at this point it's me.
29:19Oh my God.
29:20We fucking killed it.
29:22We did a wonderful job.
29:24I need a girls chat.
29:25Can we have a girls chat?
29:26This whole situation with Riley and Dax might make Emmett a little jealous, but maybe that's
29:32what she wanted.
29:32I've got a man, a new man.
29:34I don't want to fucking talk about this.
29:36Wait, can I not be excited?
29:37I am really struggling here with him and you've got your guys' stuff going.
29:41I fucking hate Emmett.
29:42I really, really need this.
29:44Rumor has it Riley's fucking the boss.
29:48I don't know what you're getting.
29:48I'm feeling giddy.
29:50I have not been excited about a guy.
29:52Like even with Emmett, it was more like our vibe was really good, so we kept going.
29:55I was nervous.
29:57Like I was like twirling my hair, talking to him, like biting my neck.
30:00Like I was like feeling him.
30:03I'm glad she can be distracted and go and meet somebody new because she was really just
30:08caught up on Emmett, but seems a little bit fast in my eyes.
30:12I'm so happy.
30:17There's tons of drama at the house right now, so me and Zay are going to do a shift
30:21to the t-shirt shop.
30:22We're just ready to fucking get out there, do our thing, sell some fucking t-shirts.
30:27I don't think this shirt would look good on many people at all, to be honest.
30:33Ma'am, you want a t-shirt?
30:35We are two good looking dudes, and so we're just out there doing our thing right now.
30:40Hey, how are you guys doing?
30:41Good to meet you.
30:43Good to meet you.
30:43You look like you got some money on you, you got two belts on.
30:46They're my two beautiful girls.
30:47If I get a, you know, flash a couple dimples to sell a t-shirt, I'll flash dimples.
30:52Hi guys, how are you doing?
30:53I'm doing great.
30:55But I would be better though if you guys got juicy.
30:59Fifteen bucks.
31:00Twenty.
31:00Beauty ain't cheap.
31:02You like my shirt?
31:03What's your name?
31:03Tatiana.
31:04Tatiana.
31:05Oh, that's a good name.
31:06I'm not out here looking for shorties.
31:08I got a job to do, but peace out.
31:10You have a good one.
31:12She want me.
31:12Ah.
31:19Sun's coming out.
31:20We're seeing more bodies fly onto the street.
31:22Let's sell them a fucking t-shirt.
31:24Yo.
31:25Yo.
31:26Y'all want to buy a t-shirt?
31:28Oh, fuck.
31:29Wow.
31:30I know you would look phenomenal in one of these.
31:31Yeah, you would look so good in one of these.
31:33For $20, it's right there.
31:35The story.
31:35I'm Bauer.
31:35What's your name?
31:36Willow.
31:36Oh, wow.
31:37I love that.
31:38This girl's fine.
31:39She's gorgeous.
31:40Fuck.
31:41The plot thickens.
31:43You want a ride?
31:44Yeah.
31:44Okay, hop on.
31:45We're getting real close, real quick.
31:48How's your day going?
31:49Good.
31:50Good.
31:50How's yours?
31:50Even better now.
31:52You know, it seems like they got some chemistry going, though.
31:55Like, just off first impressions.
31:57Wow, your eyes are beautiful.
31:58Are we in love?
31:59And, you know, Bauer's just trying to keep up low-key.
32:02It was great to meet you guys.
32:03Thanks for buying a shirt.
32:04You guys, too.
32:16I know you guys are mad at him right now, but I do kind of feel, like, bad that he's
32:19just
32:19staying there alone.
32:20Emmett's in the doghouse a little bit.
32:22Emmett is beat up.
32:24Everyone is against him right now.
32:26To me, Emmett's, like, a gentle, kind dude.
32:29We're going to talk, and we're going to fix it, and we're going to fix everything.
32:32I have to apologize.
32:34You should just fucking get it over with so it's not awkward anymore.
32:36You could just tell everyone, like, fuck, guys, this happened.
32:40I think that, like, that's what everyone there wants to see right now.
32:44I've kind of lived a life of, like, you know, hiding your feelings and, like, just brought
32:48up in that air of be a man kind of thing.
32:51It's more being a man to admit that you're wrong and apologize for things that you do.
32:56As I came out here to obviously address the elephant in the room with what happened last
33:00night, I was totally in the wrong to launch a bag of chips at you like that.
33:04That was disrespectful and wrong.
33:06Yeah.
33:06I don't want to have bad blood with you or with anyone in the house.
33:09I agree.
33:09I don't want to make you guys feel like I'm some big, dumb guy who just snaps and gets
33:14angry.
33:15Like, that's not me at all.
33:16It's just a really bad look, and I feel honestly horrible about the whole situation.
33:21Super sorry, bro.
33:21No, I love you, Emmett.
33:24That means a lot.
33:25You have to have, like, a lot of balls to, like, come and, like, apologize in front of everyone.
33:30I think it's super, super hard to do.
33:33So, I think on both sides, sorry.
33:36Oh, baby.
33:39It just meant a lot to me that you did that in front of everybody.
33:42I also apologize.
33:44I think that it's just, sorry, I actually hate this so much.
33:49You're good.
33:49This heat of the moment, we both overreacted.
33:53Like, even Emmy, the way I spoke to you last night, too.
33:56Like, also, like, not okay.
33:58Aw, stop.
33:58I just, I love you guys, and, like, we're supposed to be like a family.
34:03And, like, no matter how much I say, like, I hate you guys, or, like, you guys are disgusting.
34:08But this is also what comes with being a family.
34:10Like, if no family's perfect, the important thing is being able to, like, come back and realize
34:15where the mistakes were.
34:17Any kind of vulnerability shown in this house is always a good thing.
34:20We're all going to have our weak moments in here.
34:23As long as they can come back from it and make better choices next time around, I think nobody should
34:27be penalized.
34:30But I really want us to move on.
34:32Yeah, me too.
34:34Like, go out tonight.
34:38Like, totally.
34:45Sorry, I lost my voice.
34:46I was screaming.
34:47I was screaming at beautiful girls like you guys all day selling their shirts.
34:49Those girls over there, they want a shirt.
34:51They want a shirt.
34:52They want a shirt.
34:52Yo, it's Shai.
34:53Oh, word.
34:55Oh, fuck, bro.
34:57I know exactly who this girl is.
34:59Shit, wow.
35:00It's this girl that I literally had a threesome with days before coming on this show.
35:05Yo, what the fuck?
35:06Yo, this is crazy.
35:07I was not really planning to ever talk to her again, to be honest.
35:11You want to come by a shirt?
35:1220 bucks.
35:13Okay, come on, let's go.
35:14But, listen, I'll do what I got to do to make a sale.
35:18Okay, I'll give you two for 30 because you're the gang.
35:20Aw.
35:20I hope Giselle don't ever see her.
35:22It's kind of stressing me out a little bit.
35:25Honestly, I never wanted to see her again.
35:32Do I get juicy?
35:34Sadi, you want a t-shirt?
35:36Yeah, you too.
35:37Fuck, that girl looks familiar.
35:39Holy fuck, Nikita.
35:41Holy shit.
35:42Oh, my Christ.
35:45Bro, I have known this girl since early ass high school years.
35:49Like, just through social media, like online.
35:51You guys are just walking around?
35:53Yeah, always busy.
35:54And I know you're going to want a t-shirt.
35:55I know you're going to want it.
35:56And I know you're going to want one sold from you by Bauer.
35:59I mean, twist my rubber arm.
36:00I know, exactly, yeah.
36:01Yeah.
36:02I see someone I know, Bauer sees someone he knows.
36:05Canada's small.
36:06I didn't think it was this small.
36:07There's no way we both just saw Shreddy that we know.
36:10Just now.
36:11Yeah, that's crazy.
36:12Well, you really know yours.
36:13Okay, settle down.
36:19Yo, who wants to learn how to sell a fucking t-shirt?
36:23Isaiah, were you guys with girls?
36:25We did see some girls.
36:26I'm not going to say too much.
36:27What did Bauer do?
36:29Isaiah and Bauer, they're like two really good looking guys.
36:32So, automatically, I'm thinking there's going to be something.
36:35And nothing happened, yo.
36:36Come back.
36:37Get your fucking ass.
36:39Where the fuck is Jizz?
36:41Isaiah knows I don't fucking play around.
36:43So, these boys, they're not getting away with this.
36:45Jizz, tell me why the fuck our men just got back talking about we found some girls.
36:51I'm about to cry.
36:51Okay, well, I seen somebody that I knew, actually, and it was kind of wild.
36:56So, this girl that you know, you ever fucked in before?
36:59Yeah.
37:00Oh, shit.
37:01We're in freaking Kelowna.
37:04How the hell do you run into girls that you knew before?
37:08I don't like that.
37:09She was part of my threesome.
37:11Wow.
37:12She was part of my threesome.
37:13Oh, well, I had a threesome with her and this other girl right before I came to Kelowna.
37:19What the fuck?
37:20I knew you were a slut, but are you an international slut?
37:24We just walking around selling shirts.
37:26We killing it.
37:26And then all of a sudden, there's these two girls standing right at the corner.
37:29And the one girl, I don't know, she happened to know Bauer.
37:33So, they were talking a little bit.
37:35But then there was two more.
37:36Oh, my fuck.
37:39And then there was two more.
37:41I'm like, started getting really worked up.
37:44I'm not psycho, but I am a crazy bitch.
37:47I'm more, I guess, territorial.
37:50Crazy, territorial, same difference, right?
37:52So, how was your day, Bauer?
37:56How was your day?
37:57I heard there was two bitches, and then there was four bitches, and then there was six bitches.
38:02Baby, we were selling t-shirts.
38:04Key doesn't know how, you know, flirty-ish I was, you know, selling t-shirts.
38:10I'm like, sweating.
38:17Every night, the goal is to go out and have a good time.
38:20Tonight, I think we especially need it as a house.
38:22So, we're going on a pop crawl.
38:25We're about to turn shit up.
38:28Guys, we're going for beers right now.
38:30Yes, sir.
38:31Yes, sir.
38:32We're meeting the girls at the fucking bar.
38:33Let's fucking get out of there, boys.
38:35I just hope the boys behave.
38:37Like, if I show up to the bar, and there's even one girl with a little nose, okay, see, that's
38:42psycho.
38:45We're at the first bar, and I'm glad that we got to have one without the birds.
38:49Cheers, fellas.
38:50Fucking right, fellas.
38:51Good pop crawl.
38:51After all the drama, everyone's on good terms right now, thank Christ.
38:55We're just all trying to have a good time, and also, we want to make sure that Chris is, like,
38:59feeling a part of the boys.
39:00Oh.
39:01Oh.
39:02Oh.
39:03Ew.
39:04It's a treat, doesn't it?
39:06You need some darkness to see the light, right?
39:09So, we got to make mistakes.
39:10Behind every storm's a rainbow.
39:11Bang.
39:12And the rainbow is me.
39:13And the rainbow is Chris.
39:15Cheers to that one.
39:17Cheers to that one.
39:18I think this is the beginning of a new relationship with them.
39:21I think I'm understanding them more.
39:23They're understanding me more, and I think that's exactly what we needed.
39:27I'm happy that I found, like, a boyfriend group.
39:30I'm not used to this.
39:32Before, he said he didn't feel very accepted by us, but now he does.
39:34So, now, here we go.
39:35We're all fucking brothers now.
39:37I'm telling the girls to go home.
39:39Yes, sister.
39:39Yeah, stay home, stay home, stay home.
39:41Pub crawl, pub crawl.
39:43We going on a pub crawl tonight.
39:47I don't know what that is.
39:49Okay, let's head out of here.
39:50Let's fucking go to the next bar, man.
39:53We're getting fired up right now.
39:54Where are we going?
39:56Red bird.
39:59Cheers to the boys.
40:00Cheers to the boys.
40:03My city's going to pop out.
40:07Oh, shit.
40:09It's Chris.
40:10Oh, my God, it's Chris.
40:12This is a family pup.
40:14We show up looking like...
40:16Hello.
40:18Fairy hookers.
40:20I'm like, this is so fucking embarrassing.
40:22Let's get drinks.
40:23Whatever, we look hot.
40:26I thought there was going to be girls here.
40:28Yeah, no, they just left.
40:29Oh, okay.
40:31Dax is coming to the bar crawl tonight,
40:33and I just want to get to know him better.
40:35Is that him?
40:37Is that your boss?
40:40How are you?
40:41Oh, I'm doing good.
40:42How are you?
40:42Good.
40:42I was hoping you were coming.
40:44When we pulled up today,
40:45my first initial thought was, like,
40:47you're into a certain type.
40:48Yeah.
40:49And then, like, when I felt like you were feeling me,
40:51I was like, yeah.
40:52I was fine with you.
40:53From the start, I was like, she's cute.
40:55No, from the literal start.
40:56She's cute.
40:57Yeah.
40:58And that ass shaking, too?
41:00Holy shit.
41:01I'm honestly just looking for what I was looking for with Emmett.
41:04Just chill vibes, good energy, a few kisses, booty grab,
41:08maybe suck a titty, really not that fucking deep.
41:10I knew you were my type.
41:12I knew it.
41:14I was vibing with someone, but, like, really quickly died
41:17and, like, no interest anymore.
41:18So, like, I've been kind of in the same.
41:20You have no interest, but they're interested.
41:23He's right there.
41:24Yeah, I know.
41:24Has he been looking?
41:25I don't know.
41:26I don't know.
41:26Yeah, no.
41:26At this point, like, he can beg,
41:29and there's a no interest.
41:30Like, I...
41:36Oh, he's safe.
41:38Breaking rules.
41:43He's super fine.
41:45They're making it out right now.
41:46They don't care.
41:47At all.
41:48You don't care at all?
41:48No.
41:52I'm not too sure what I did to piss her off,
41:54but it is a piss off.
41:56You don't need to be disrespectful like that
41:58right in front of me, but whatever.
42:00They're fucking kissing right now.
42:01They don't care at all?
42:02No.
42:02I don't give a fuck.
42:09Next time on Canada Shore.
42:11Cheers to being sexy.
42:14Riley is making out with the boss.
42:17It's fucking gross.
42:18Why are you yelling at me?
42:20I'm not a guy's girl.
42:21Bro, give me the fuck out of this car.
42:23All hell is breaking loose tonight.
42:26Riley is a fucking big ass fucking bitch.
42:28It's like two steps forward,
42:30eight steps back with these people.
42:32Houses in flames.
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