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00:17Oh, fuck!
00:21Melman, come on!
00:22You know, maybe one of us should leave it here in case he comes back.
00:24Oh, no, not now. This is an intervention, Melman. We all gotta go.
00:27What's the fastest way to Grand Central?
00:30Oh, you should take Lexington.
00:31Melman!
00:32Okay, we should take Lexington.
00:34What about Park?
00:35Oh, Park goes two ways. You can't time the lights.
00:39I heard Tom Wolfe speaking at Lincoln Center.
00:44Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him.
00:49Oh, my God, let's get out of here.
00:55I knew we should have taken Park.
00:57Are you sure this is the fastest way to Grand Central Station?
01:00I don't know. That's what Melman said.
01:02Hey, hey, you guys.
01:03That room has some 50 little sinks you can wash up in.
01:06And look.
01:07Oh, please.
01:09This isn't a field trip, Melman.
01:10This is an urgent visit to save Marty from throwing his microwave.
01:13Now, where's the train?
01:15Ah, here it comes.
01:17Guys, oh, my God, it's coming down.
01:20What did Marty say to you?
01:22I asked you to talk to him.
01:24I did. I did.
01:25I don't understand.
01:26He said, let's go.
01:27And I said, what are you, crazy?
01:29And he says, I'm 10 years old.
01:30And then he has black and white stripes.
01:39What you got to do is go straight back down West 42nd.
01:42It's on your left after Vanderbilt.
01:44Okay.
01:44You hit the Chrysler building, you've gone too far.
01:47Thanks a lot, officer.
01:51Hey!
01:52What's with a light?
01:54Drake?
01:55Is that Zepra?
01:56Yeah, yeah, that's right.
01:57It's Zepra.
01:58Light in front of me.
01:59Can I shoot it?
02:00Smack it up.
02:01Then I'm going to need some backup.
02:14Aw, it's lost again.
02:17Did that just say Grand Central Station or my aunt's constipation?
02:21This is it!

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