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Mint S01E07-8 (2026)
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00:10Ticket and railcard, please.
00:13Can I get a return?
00:15You have to buy your tickets in advance now.
00:17Since when?
00:20Since 2016.
00:23I can't use computers.
00:24Well, look, you can get someone to help you.
00:27Just give me a return.
00:28I can't.
00:30You can, or you won't.
00:32I can.
00:33Look, I'll hit Tephania.
00:36I'm pension.
00:37No, it's the rules.
01:05Shit, driving as always.
01:08I can see this is going to be a great bonding experience.
01:11I don't want to be here.
01:15I just want to try to explain.
01:18Right.
01:19Okay, so what do you want to talk about, Dad?
01:22Hmm?
01:24The boy that's been killed.
01:28Or the secret life you've been living.
01:31Or the choice that you've made to abandon your family.
01:34Got loads to talk about.
01:36Let's get started.
01:37I'm going to get something to eat.
01:45Good morning.
01:51Hello.
01:52Good morning.
01:53Hello.
01:53Hi.
01:54How are you?
01:55How are you doing?
01:55I've been up for a long time.
01:56He's coming out on my car.
01:58Hmm?
01:58Hmm?
01:59Strange much?
02:00Not really, no.
02:02But jelly babies.
02:03Uh, yeah.
02:05Wow.
02:06I know.
02:06Here it is.
02:07Here it is.
02:09Here it is.
02:10Here it is.
02:11Here it is.
02:17Here it is.
02:17Here it is.
02:17Here's a change.
02:26I'll cheer you up.
02:28Your favourites.
02:29When I was four.
02:32God.
02:34Used to be fun back then.
02:54Do you even care?
02:56About Aaron?
02:58I mean it seems like you don't.
03:02What do you care?
03:06He didn't want to be here.
03:09He didn't want to be involved in it.
03:10What do you think any of us do?
03:14Do you think we chose this life for the thrill of it?
03:18Hmm?
03:19I think I did.
03:20What do you think?
03:26A-
03:26A-
03:27A-
03:27Paramah-
03:32E-
03:34A-
03:37T-
03:39A-
03:39A-
03:40A-
03:42A-
03:44A-
03:46I follow you, dark room, honey
03:48I follow you
03:50He's a message
03:54I'm the runner
03:58He's a rebel
04:02I'm a daughter
04:04Waiting for you
04:06You're my rebel
04:08Running high
04:10Run deep, run wide
04:13I follow
04:16I follow you
04:18Deep sea, baby
04:20I follow you
04:22I follow
04:24I follow you
04:26Dark room, honey
04:28I follow you
04:43I follow you
04:45I follow you
04:48I follow youiza
05:03Thank you
05:08I run
05:10I am
05:10I I
05:31Dad, what are we doing?
05:32Just do as I say, please.
05:59What are we doing?
06:15I thought when you're a man, son, you want to be part of Dad's business, don't you?
06:24The family work, of course you do.
06:29Don't think of him as a human being, he's not, he's nothing.
06:34I'll be so proud of you, you know that?
06:45Take it.
06:50Go on.
06:55Feel the weight.
06:58Feels good, eh?
07:03Go on, son.
07:06Just pull.
07:14Just fucking do it!
07:20Do it now, or I'll fucking kill you.
07:23I'm sorry.
07:32Do it now.
07:38I'm sorry.
07:39I'm sorry.
07:40I'm sorry.
07:40I'm sorry.
07:41I'm sorry.
07:44I'm sorry.
08:03You're looking old today.
08:10Not had many visits from you recently.
08:13Been busy.
08:19Aye.
08:28People are talking in here.
08:30This is humiliating.
08:32You've let our family go to shit.
08:35It won't affect the business.
08:37You'll still get your money.
08:39That's what he told you, is it?
08:42Our boy Dylan.
08:43It affects everything.
08:46I shouldn't have to hear about this shit from Sam.
08:55I'm respected in here.
08:58Our family's respected.
09:00Dylan is ripping that down.
09:04What are you wanting to do?
09:05I tried to stop him.
09:07You never were capable of doing much, were you all?
09:12Getting your hole filled is all you ever could do.
09:19Tell that cunt it's Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve.
09:43Can I help him?
09:44Can I help him?
09:47Just be careful.
09:48Thank you once again.
09:48I'm so confident.
09:50Hey.
09:50Hey.
09:51Hey.
09:53Hey.
09:56Hey.
09:59Hey.
10:00Hey.
10:11What are you wanting?
10:14To...
10:15To chat?
10:17The cafe in town, 2 p.m.
10:21Can we meet at the house?
10:22No, the cafe.
10:25Okay.
10:33I didn't think you'd call me of all people.
10:37Feels like people are looking.
10:39Who gives a fuck?
10:41I do.
10:43Why?
10:47I feel like a failure.
10:49A failure because he's decided to be selfish.
10:53He's not the first man and he won't be the last.
10:57It's what they do.
10:59Selfish pricks.
11:03Maybe I'm the problem.
11:06You were a strong wee thing when you used to come to my house as a kid.
11:12You let him suck you up like a rotten little black hole.
11:21This isn't really the pep talk I was hoping for.
11:25I'm not sure what made you pin any hopes on me.
11:31When my auntie cheated on me, I grabbed the problem by the tatcher.
11:35Not Andy's tatcher.
11:36He was inside when I found out or I would have chopped it clean off.
11:41No, I went round to the girl's house.
11:44Waited outside till she was all dolled up, heading on a night out.
11:53I bet men don't look twice at her anymore.
12:04So who are you wanting to glass?
12:09I'm not willing to glass anyone, you mad bitch.
12:14Well, how about a less violent alternative then, you wee princess?
12:41I want to know more about mum.
12:44How about your relationship?
12:52You don't.
12:55I do.
12:59I mean, all I hear is mum say, she makes it sound magical.
13:10Show me.
13:30She makes it sound magical.
13:38Do you?
13:38She likes the glass.
13:45I believe you.
13:49I'll be going back to you.
13:51She's a smart man.
13:51I won't be happy.
13:51I won't be happy.
13:52I won't be happy.
13:53She's a smart man.
13:54I won't be happy.
14:05I told you mama was. She said she'd never heard me say that. I said you'd never earned
14:12it till today. I told you I got something. Something big. No, no, no. You deserve it.
14:23You do. I've got you a missus. She'll be your wife. It's a kind of arranged marriage. Her family's
14:40in the same business, easy to control, weaker than us. She's perfect. And she's a right
14:48stunner. She wasn't 15, I would. And you can have her whenever you want. She's a meek wee
15:01thing. Every man needs some pussy after a bit of violence. Eh? Cat? Cat? Come over here, love.
15:16Look at the sway of her hips. Incredible for a girl like that. And she'll only get better
15:25with time. Two little lovebirds. Love's a beautiful thing. She'll keep you on a straight and narrow.
15:43Go. Go now. All right, you fuckers. Let's do it. A wee party game. Me and... Not you, Harry.
16:05No knives. Me and... You. Perfect. First father-son there's ever been. People would pay hundreds
16:21of courage to watch something like that. Maybe we should charge, eh? You ready, boy? No one knows
16:39you here. But Dylan makes... Dylan has been in love with somebody else for years. Has been cheating
16:46on you. Have some fun. You're mental. Uh-huh. But I get my needs met. Speaking of.
17:01Oh. She's a character. Yeah, she is. I'm... I'm Buster. Like a doll. Woof! Woof! Cheeky. No, I came out
17:27with a big mop of hair.
17:29I came out, dois, five, four. You know what I called
17:45I need to. Ah, no, I am. I am- Oh. I think I'm going outside of the
17:59I'm really sorry.
18:04I'm really sorry. Can you just go away?
18:27This doesn't absolve the air of your sins, you know.
18:31It doesn't make up for Aaron.
18:32We made you become a war people.
18:35I didn't.
18:35There wasn't a choice.
18:37You could have told me.
18:38Come on, Dad.
18:39I mean, you've spent my entire life chasing people away.
18:43Couldn't even have friends, let alone a boyfriend.
18:45Yeah, to keep you safe.
18:49What, by not letting me live a life?
18:52Luke's made the most of it.
18:54Luke's going to need therapy for the rest of his life.
18:58I just wanted you to have the opportunities I didn't have.
19:04You've dropped us like we're nothing.
19:07That's not true.
19:10Dad, you've left us with Sam.
19:12Sam's going to keep it in time.
19:12Sam is a fucking psychopath.
19:15He doesn't give a shit about our family, Dad.
19:24I have to be there.
19:26For Tom.
19:27I don't care, Dad.
19:29I mean, love who you want, but you've still got fucking responsibilities at home.
19:35One more, please.
19:39Please.
19:59It's so brave.
20:07Kat!
20:08We're here.
20:08Out you get.
20:10Okay.
20:13There you go.
20:15You've got a key.
20:17What?
20:31Kettle.
20:33Oh.
20:37Oh, I hate this fucking pool table.
20:41Snooker table.
20:45No furniture.
20:48There's nowhere to sit.
20:49It's an absolute fucking waste of a room.
20:56It's all going to fall apart, right?
21:00It won't be a peaceful fall.
21:05It's Stone's problem.
21:07Oh, no.
21:09It's Sam's.
21:12And he doesn't care about this family.
21:15And he doesn't care about this family.
21:16So that means it's our problem, too.
21:21Shannon.
21:24She's going to have a hard time, isn't she?
21:26Aye.
21:27She is.
21:31Why have we always been so awful to each other?
21:36You are an awful person.
21:40No.
21:42It's not my fault you're a wee bitch.
21:44You can't keep your legs shut.
21:46Both fucked by men.
21:48Or less so for me.
21:58Maybe a glassing option.
22:02I know.
22:04Wait here.
22:05Wait here.
22:06What?
22:08Oh, wait.
22:10Oh, wait.
22:12Ollie.
22:15Oh.
22:18Oh, it's a wee bit tame.
22:20But sure.
22:24Come on.
22:25Okay.
22:39What's this?
22:43I'd love some warning before this one.
23:05No.
23:06That's not fair.
23:12Enjoy your new life, Dad.
23:19Loss.
23:32Loss.
23:34Loss.
23:38Loss.
23:38I don't know.
24:08Crap!
24:11Fuck's sake!
24:20Where were you?
24:21Er, not with you. What were you doing here?
24:24It was with Dad.
24:28Where have you been?
24:30At dinner party.
24:31At dinner party.
24:41Are you going to come back and help Mom?
24:45I don't want to be back there anymore.
24:49Well, you'd rather stay here with your dinner party friends, is it?
24:52Yeah, I would.
24:57Maybe you'd be better to...
25:01Think about it.
25:31I don't understand.
25:33I can't be bothered with the teachers.
25:37Always trying to shape the way I act.
25:45Please.
25:48I need you.
25:53Please.
25:55I need you.
25:57I need you.
26:09Please.
26:10It's not the same in here since he left anyways.
26:17I'm doing this for you.
26:19Always said I was a good kid.
26:24Always said I had a way with one.
26:28I had a lot of fun.
26:51I had a few days in the middle.
26:53I didn't know I was a big one.
26:54I wanted to make one day next to him.
26:55I'm a little screwed stuff over me.
26:55In the middle of my life.
27:21You don't have to be in here.
27:23You're young enough?
27:25You don't have a blue note.
27:27Don't tell anyone.
27:32You want to dance?
27:50That way's the way.
27:54Don't break away.
28:02What's this about?
28:04What?
28:05This?
28:07Why this had an interest?
28:10Leadership suits you.
28:13You expect me to believe that?
28:16We're doing such a great job keeping us safe.
28:20So you want a man to look after you, do you?
28:23I get what I want.
28:25And that's me, is it?
28:27We'll see.
28:29You look good.
28:32You look good.
28:32And I didn't look good the last time I asked you, I did not.
28:34Yeah, you're good.
28:35You just look better.
28:37With the leadership.
28:38You look good.
28:44You look good.
28:44You look good.
28:55You look good.
29:06You look good.
29:07It's got a different kind of texture to it, hasn't it?
29:11Rich flavours.
29:14Yeah.
29:17Still can't go wrong with classic builder's tea too, can't you?
29:20You can't.
29:22You can't.
29:25I'm sorry about the matter.
29:27It's okay.
29:28You're always welcome.
29:32Always have been.
29:35So has...
29:37Stillen been checking in?
29:39Now and then.
29:41On the kids, mostly.
29:45You couldn't get him to reach out, could you?
29:47Yeah.
29:49We could really do it, can't.
29:50He's done.
29:51If the boys have walked already.
29:56People are avoiding eye contact.
29:57My wife when she's at the shops.
30:00Sam's losing control.
30:01I don't know what you want me to say.
30:02He's going to lose the trust in them all.
30:03Lose control of the business.
30:06The town.
30:09Look, Dylan's done.
30:11And I'm not sure he was ever bothered about the business or the town.
30:15What if you took over till things come down?
30:20The men respect you, Carl.
30:45Lose control of the business.
30:47Who knows?
31:02What if you take over to that guy?
31:03Where do you take over?
31:03Who knows?
31:04What if you take over to that guy?
31:06Who knows?
31:13He's been a little girl.
31:16Oh, my God.
31:49We three, we're all alone, living in a memory, my echo, my shadow, and me.
32:15We three, we're not a crowd, we're not even company, my echo, my shadow, and me.
32:37We three, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd.
32:58We three, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd.
33:22We three, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd.
33:31We three, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd.
34:14We three, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd, we're not a crowd.
34:25It's nice to see you.
34:28You too?
34:31It's my birthday in a couple days.
34:34No way?
34:34Mm-hm.
34:35Doing it nice?
34:36Mm-hm.
34:36Got a little birthday dinner with the family.
34:42Can you help?
34:44I'll be there.
34:46I need to head.
34:49Here's my leadership skills.
34:54Bye.
35:06What the fuck are you doing?
35:08You e-dasty.
35:09Have you heard what they're saying about him?
35:11You hate Sam.
35:11You have always hated Sam.
35:12I still do.
35:15Sam is a problem.
35:17And I'm fixing it.
35:18You're a child.
35:19You're a child.
35:20When you got past a dad.
35:23You've both made sacrifices.
35:25Okay?
35:26And now it's my turn.
35:28To protect this family.
35:30By opening your legs.
35:31I'm doing what you two can.
35:33I know you don't want to admit it,
35:35but you're both fucking powerless.
35:38Someone needs to protect us.
35:40Unless you've got any other bright ideas.
35:47No?
35:50Okay.
35:57I can talk to Dylan.
35:59He's done.
36:03What about Andy?
36:04No.
36:05Not him.
36:06I think we need to.
36:09Please.
36:20I need your help.
36:22You do?
36:23Aye.
36:24What makes you think I give a fuck about what you want, Kat?
36:32Sam's causing chaos.
36:34He's acting like a thug.
36:37Sometimes a firm hand is needed.
36:39It's beyond a firm hand.
36:41He's getting young boys killed.
36:43Young boys come and go in this world.
36:46You know it.
36:48He's destroying your legacy.
36:51Everything you've built.
36:54It's only a matter of time before somebody clocks how reckless he is.
36:58Whether that's the police or some other family.
37:01As far as I'm concerned, he was the best man for the job.
37:05Who are you suggesting?
37:09You wanna bring Dylan back?
37:11Fuck Dylan.
37:15He's not part of this family anymore.
37:17So quick to turn your back on my son.
37:21He's not the man I thought he was.
37:26Let me do it.
37:29Take out Sam.
37:30We'll control it together.
37:32You call the shots.
37:32I'll manage the family.
37:34You'd have the final say on everything.
37:35It'd be yours again.
37:40Well, thank God.
37:49Well.
38:02I think he's going for it.
38:04We need to keep Shannon away from this.
38:08We will.
38:08Sam is our problem.
38:11This doesn't end when he does.
38:16I know.
38:58This is hellish.
38:59We've been there in like 30 minutes.
39:01Well, what else do you need?
39:02Like everything on my list.
39:04You've not got nothing in half an hour.
39:06Didn't he have cinnamon sticks?
39:07How would I have shopped at the same time?
39:08Oh, I'm overstimulated.
39:10I'm overstimulated.
39:11I'm overstimulated.
39:12Emma says I have ADHD.
39:14Have you not got enough defining you with a gay gangster for a dad without adding ADHD to the mix?
39:23Oh, I'm overstimulated.
39:25I'm overstimulated.
39:25Oh, yeah.
39:25Oh, not the overpriced bath bombs.
39:27Oh, for birthday.
39:28Oh, let's regroup in half an hour.
39:30Fine.
39:31Half an hour?
39:31Fine.
39:32Bye-bye.
39:33Fine.
39:33Bye.
39:34Bye.
39:35Bye.
39:36Bye.
39:36Bye.
39:37Bye.
39:37Bye.
39:38Bye.
39:42Eddie?
39:45Eddie!
39:49What the fuck?
39:50What happened to you?
39:52Yeah, I'm sorry, Sharon, but...
39:55I'm not a bit of a manager, I should.
39:59Right.
40:02I hope you're doing okay.
40:05Yeah, you too.
40:08But...
40:08...
40:10Bye.
40:11...
40:11...
40:13Oh, my God.
40:43All right.
40:43Hi.
40:44It's really lovely to meet you both.
40:46Oh, you too.
40:47But after you've got not done getting ready yet?
40:49Almost, you prick.
40:51Can't wait for her to meet that, Angel, eh?
40:55We did the potatoes.
40:56Me?
40:57Don't stop.
40:58Just a bit foreign, weren't they?
41:00And what did you bring?
41:01A great atmosphere and intellectually stimulating chat.
41:04Uh-huh.
41:07It's really nice to be a part of this.
41:09After so long, on the sidelines of the family.
41:14I'm getting to see it from the inside.
41:17Suppose you've been around for quite a while, haven't you?
41:21Shan was, um, what?
41:23Fourteen.
41:24When you became part of the business.
41:26Well, really, so you now grow up.
41:28Haven't you?
41:30I'm a little worried about, um, pedo-peat.
41:35You've got such a sharp mind.
41:37It's the same when your dad didn't want you to take over the business battle.
41:41Luke hasn't got the heart of that kind of work, right?
41:45You like to stick to your computers.
41:49Aw, brave choice.
41:56Anyway, let's focus on our beautiful birthday girl, eh?
42:16Let me clean up.
42:21Mm-hmm.
42:22Let me clean up.
42:24Mm-hmm.
42:34What's going on?
42:36What?
42:37Nothing.
42:40You're acting weird.
42:44Oli and I are fixing things.
42:47I told you I can take care of myself.
42:54Thanks for letting me know.
42:56Right, I'll speak to you later on, okay?
43:03You okay?
43:08Happy to be here.
43:08Come on.
43:09Come on.
43:45It's done on your own, being in your dad's office, and family next door.
43:52Aye, mm-hmm.
43:53Mm-hmm.
44:03I'll finish this at Mainlider, tonight.
44:09Hmm.
44:21Thank you for a lovely dinner.
44:23What do you mean? Where are you going?
44:24With Sam.
44:25No, no, no.
44:26You're staying last.
44:27I forgot to mention Andy called me just after dinner there.
44:32He told me what he'd planned, and he wanted me to let you know that he wants to keep things
44:37as they are.
44:39And he's happy Shannon's found a good man to take care of her.
44:44You ready?
44:47Just cut out my toothbrush.
44:54No, no, no, no.
45:21Flys trapped in a group of your eyes
45:24Pull them out of there quickly before they die
45:30Start to cry your feet down
45:34Pull them out of there quickly before they die
45:38You've been stuck inside for so long
45:42You've forgotten how the sun feels
45:46Where do things go so far
45:50Nothing really feels real
46:05Should we go downstairs?
46:07Might just go for a cigarette
46:10You can smoke in here
46:13It's okay
46:15I'll be back in a minute
46:33I'll be back in a minute
46:34I'll be back in a minute
46:34I'll be back in a minute
47:07Hey, Dad. Sorry it's so late. How are you getting on?
47:31I'm going to get married to a man who treats me good and we're going to live somewhere magic.
47:36Bright colours everywhere. Everybody goes, oh my God, that's a great house.
47:43I just called to see. I think I understand it now. Why you left. And why you've always done what
47:52you've done.
47:52Oh, that's not fair. Norway! No!
48:00I wanted to tell you I'll forgive you.
48:17I might have kids, but I might not. Because granted, it's ruined your life.
48:32I want you to be happy.
48:38Look, he's a disgusting brawler.
48:42One, two, three, four, five.
48:46I want to be happy with my family, do you all right?
48:57I'll see you in a couple days, yeah? I love you.
49:29One, two, three, four, five.
49:34You're right now.
49:35Awk!
50:36I'm not in love, so don't forget it, it's just a silly phase I'm going through.
50:50And just because I called you up, don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it, please.
51:03I'm not in love, no, no.
51:11It's because...
51:17I'd like to see you, but then again, that doesn't mean you mean that much to me.
51:31So if I call you, don't make a fuss, don't tell your friends about the two of us.
51:44I'm not in love, no, no.
51:51It's because...
52:02I love you.
52:06I love you.
52:30I love you.
52:40Keep it with me.
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