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Love Overboard - Season 1 - Episode 01: Walk the Plank
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00:1116 of the hottest people you've ever seen are headed to this 280 foot superyacht in the
00:19mediterranean sea but these sexy singles will soon learn finding love is hard work because while
00:34four couples get the chance to live a life of luxury on the topside deck this is real nice
00:41everyone else is sent downside where they will remain single how are we even supposed to fit in
00:48here forced to cook clean and serve the official couples all in the hope of finding a partner of
00:55their own gotta get out of here these sad sacks will be down but not out because they can compete
01:02or canoodle for their chance at love in a spot on the top side if they're willing to risk walking
01:11the plank this is part of the show that's right every week the quest for love will find one
01:17shipmate living the high life while the other is eliminated into the dark and lonely abyss of the
01:24mediterranean sea you fucking dickhead i'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here you are not what
01:32i think you are did you come on to peace i don't know if you're lying or not we are
01:36in love then you
01:37need to fucking back up drama is at peak right now in the end the winning topside couple will sail
01:45off
01:46into a future of romantic bliss we can leave the show right now and i would love to continue a
01:51relationship with her with the grand prize of a trip around the world kind of giving me butterflies down
02:00your bags and throw on your inflatables because this yacht is setting sail welcome to love overboard
02:19this is gabby wendy your love captain speaking our sexy singles are en route prepare
02:27to be boarded by these hotties
02:29i like everything love you guys look beautiful up there are you saying it's gonna lead maybe sorry
02:39dad no i want to find love when it comes to dating i'm the type of person where i'm gonna
02:46give
02:46everyone a chance not not everyone
02:52my man better not talk to any other girl
02:55that's like the whole plan the kind of guys i'm into he has to be super confident and just let
03:00me do me
03:01but also be insanely obsessed with me i'm excited to be here and find my true love
03:05i like the light i like the light i like the light
03:10i like the light
03:13i'm on a boat we're all aboard
03:16babe look
03:18can we grab a champagne the heftiest glass
03:22it's just the beginning i'm here for a genuine relationship and i feel like i'm just really in a
03:26place where like i love myself a lot and i'm like ready to like share that with someone else cheers
03:30to
03:31finding our men and if we don't find our men then we have each other cheers to that
03:37we're here welcome to malta
03:39i love pretty women i feel like we all compliment each other really well so i love that i'm just
03:49surrounded by a bunch of tens
03:58i'm gonna have a man in kansas city i think i'm scared every man away with how overboard i can
04:04go
04:05where's the men
04:11oh my man crazy look at you bro it's kind of a dream out here we're gonna try our best
04:17to fall in love
04:18them all because that's the goal what better place to do it than on a big yacht i'm about to
04:21have the best summer of my life i would be so distracted i'm gonna fall in love like five
04:26different times i might fall in love first i'm sure yeah the woman i'm gonna marry let me imagine
04:31it right now nice personality that's a fat ass i like a little bit of toxicity too because like
04:38the healthy toxins i like to slash your tires toxicity oh what's your type of reason i love beach girls
04:43of a girl like looks like a surfer girl yeah the plastics are going my way and the assholes are
04:48going his way i like enhancements here or you know wherever and yeah no with me turning 30 i'm
04:55absolutely trying to date more serious and really find that person for me that thing is crazy
05:00nice the guys are here i'm a respectful boy hi i'm gia what's up it's been fun it served me
05:17well
05:17but i'd love to find someone that i could settle down with it's time
05:21okay hi lexi nice to meet you lexi's energy is kind of just gravitated towards me and vice
05:28versa and like she's gorgeous which one did you say you love it the one i was talking to right
05:32now
05:32shaundae keith nice to meet you let me make note of that okay he's tall oh he's blonde okay blue
05:39eyes
05:39so far i like what i see all right guys let's raise our glasses this is going to be the
05:44best summer of our
05:44fucking life our gorgeous shipmates are all on board let's get their love stories started already
05:59come join me on the sunday
06:12girls on one side and boys on the other okay like a religious wedding yes immediately i'm like
06:19aye aye gabby i love her and she's gorgeous and i'm so happy she's here welcome aboard i'm gabby wendy
06:27and i'll be your love captain so when i say fall the fucking line you do it hi hi captain
06:36the 16 of you will have the once in a lifetime opportunity to flirt fondle and hopefully fall
06:43in love i'm down along this love voyage you'll be competing in challenges to test your commitment
06:51and compatibility and at the end the strongest couple will win a romantic trip around the world
06:59worth a hundred thousand dollars
07:04this prize is absolutely diabolically insane to like travel the world with the love of your life
07:10that's like a romantic movie and i think everyone wants to live that so i'm gonna get it
07:15as you know this experience is all about finding love sometimes you have to work for love
07:22and maybe even go a little overboard
07:27okay so how's everyone feeling okay horny
07:36yeah you pervert
07:40i owned it
07:45i've been celibate it's it's cool it's fun but i mean hey obviously
07:52i get a little spikes of like i'm really horny i'm like i want to but then i'm like i
07:56gotta remember
07:56the lock-in okay it's time to couple up
08:03welcome to toaster toss this is the opportunity for all of you singles to choose a shipmate to couple
08:11up with okay so here's how it's gonna work i'm gonna pull names randomly out of these two buckets to
08:18decide who gets the opportunity to couple up once your name is called you'll step up to the platform
08:26and bring your champagne with you yeah i'm a country girl like i don't even know how i got on
08:32this yacht
08:33but like i'm here what are you confident um i have the biggest boobies so i know they mad
08:45okay our first lady with the chance at love is lexi
08:53obviously everyone's gorgeous but there's one person lexi that just has like my eyes i'm like
08:59praying that we both get matched up so we can toast and couple up and the first lucky guy with
09:06the chance to couple up with lexi is reese
09:12okay lexi's gorgeous like she's definitely one of the ones that caught my eye right off the bat
09:16immediately i'm like okay we're good if you want to couple up with the person on the other side of
09:22the divider raise your glass to toast if your heart is elsewhere dump it in the bucket and if you're
09:29a
09:29match this could be the beginning of your love story
09:37one two three
09:52okay toaster toss on one
09:59two there's a chance that they might couple up right now and i'm like they do it's gonna like
10:02be devastating three oh
10:10okay now step forward
10:22i definitely didn't expect it at all yeah i went in for a hug and i was like okay but
10:28i'm glad it
10:29happened i love how assertive you are and that's what's like made me more attracted to you honestly
10:33lexi and reese you're our first couple
10:40okay leela and james one two three
10:47so james initially had said i'm horny and so i'm immediately like okay well there's one
10:53one off the list that's a boy not a man enna and andrew on three two one
11:04step forward
11:07i'm sorry sorry to you sorry to you i don't want to make anyone feel bad i already knew i
11:15wasn't like
11:15one of the initial people i was into so i already knew i was gonna dump i don't know what
11:19went wrong
11:20oh shabby shade and keith keith is definitely attractive but my heart's kicking because you
11:31never know if the other person is feeling the same way like we just met on three two one
11:43i think i'm just something worth exploring we're just gonna send it we're gonna we're gonna toast
11:56all right
12:04what's your all right what do you think i'm gonna see uh okay i think i can see it i'm
12:09gonna agree with
12:10okay three two one
12:21wait yeah they're in we're the love gurus here dude they can just leave it up to us
12:26we're gonna be like cupid whoa that's what we call total hockey all right let's see who we got
12:32okay low okay low and david okay toaster toss on one two three and step forward
12:54we got a match bitch oh wow appearance wise you know lauren is definitely not my normal type it's
13:03not like she has anything plastic she's like very natural and just like very pretty but i'm kind of
13:07leaning into okay okay come back over here congratulations to our first four couples
13:22but this is where things get all up our four couples will be living together getting to know
13:31each other romantically on this lavish top side of the deck the remaining singles you will be working
13:44living and breathing as crew on the downside of this boat
13:58you'll be washing dishes scrubbing this dirty filthy deck all to make those top side couples even
14:06more comfortable in all of their luxury the rest of us are going down side it actually is very
14:14infuriating i have to cook i have to clean what am i going to be wearing an apron am i
14:18going to be like
14:19mopping up their fucking shit you want to mop i don't clean up at all back home i don't do
14:25any chores
14:25i don't do dishes i have other people do that for me usually that's so bad oh my god downside
14:33singles
14:34don't worry you'll have an opportunity each day to come up to the top this is still a dating show
14:43after all so trust me this is going to help you find love but we'll get to that later for
14:50right now
14:51couples you can go explore your opulent suites i have no business being downside i'm quite high
14:58maintenance unfortunately i try to pretend to be low maintenance but i just i couldn't do it i don't
15:04like could you i'm very low maintenance i could i would do just fine down there as long as there's
15:10food in the gym that's all i know i like that i like that as for the rest of you
15:15you sad sacks
15:19go downstairs see your living quarters get your first work assignment and prepare for our first event
15:27the happy hour so bon voyage
15:50i'm gonna be loaded up on these we got oysters aren't oysters in afrodisiac oh yeah
15:58look like a million dollars
16:06tell me about you being a therapist for children oh okay did you did you go to school for me
16:10i did
16:11i kind of jumped into it because i thought it would be the most challenging in that it would be
16:17the one
16:17that would pull in my heartstrings the most so i feel that yeah same i work in pediatric trauma so
16:23i
16:23work with kids with mental health issues my professional side is very buttoned up whereas
16:29my personal side is much more like i like to party i love girls you're definitely going to get more
16:35of
16:36that outside david version i love like deep conversation i can tell you're such a good
16:40communicator you think so yeah that is a great compliment that kiss was really good that was that
16:47i was like crazy i know yeah i should have kept going too i know we're like okay tim is
16:52so easy to
16:53talk to and like funny honestly i'm freaking out this is crazy and i'm feeling very good that i'm not
17:00a
17:00down sider right now they don't smell too good in here
17:09well i don't want to scrub floors like look at what i'm wearing does this look like an outfit to
17:14mop in
17:14no i can't take this down the stairs this is insane what the is this where are we going
17:21this is where we working y'all want to come see where we work we're not working here here we
17:25are
17:28this is so unfair i'm not doing that i'm not doing that i'm trying to find the love my life
17:36on this show get me out of here in like this nasty hospital nursing home vibe
17:46bullshit that's bullshit what does theirs look like
17:52holy shit this is so cute
17:56i love this get comfortable here hello
18:02anybody home yeah beautiful can we throw you on it yeah three two
18:09you chose the one who's like the most natural yeah is crazy what i've realized in my past
18:16relationships is i want somebody that i feel like would be good to a future kid and i think she
18:23does
18:23that like i don't think you can breastfeed with big boobs and stuff like that like i don't know
18:28like shake your tits shake your tits we have a room we have a room we found a we found
18:34a home
18:35i'm just so happy okay i'm gonna let you have this but right now you have your outside clothes
18:41you're right in the bed me and shay are like complete opposite she's in new york you know i've
18:46never even been to new york she's never been in nebraska could go a lot of different ways but
18:51it's definitely something i'm i'm wanting to try does the mirror work it works it looks good
18:56okay so like do you have like your staple red flags i don't like the quiet like the loudest guy
19:05in
19:05the room okay so like i'm very loud energetic you can't have that tattoo no out of the guys did
19:12you
19:12have anyone pegged as like the loudest guy i mean james was like i'm horny
19:17so and everyone was like dead silent so i feel like that would be a loud guy oh yeah what
19:23did all
19:23the girls think when you said oh man ew like if you i know that you're horny like i want
19:27i don't
19:27want to know that i want to be able to feel it yeah wait that's actually my bed why are
19:32you humping it
19:35no this is totally not what i envisioned for my summer and for falling in love
19:41however i feel like beau initially took my attention oh man i'm gonna hit my head on that every
19:47fucking day he's obviously beautiful it's only been the first few hours so i'm not one to put a
19:52ring on it yet we'll see where's bella i'm over this i'm not wearing that outfit
20:01i'm not very good with change i'm so upset genuinely
20:08i was really excited to come on this show thinking this was just gonna be like a yacht trip everything's
20:13okay i hate cleaning up after people why would i want to pick up after people that i think i'm
20:21sexier than i swear to god if it's real cleaning i can't even clean my room and i'm like a
20:27little barbie
20:28with a dream house you don't clean up the dream house always please no you get somebody else if i
20:34can
20:34do it it's okay don't worry i can't handle people when they cry it's so bad i don't want to
20:41be like
20:41they're there i'm not a parent i'm 21 years old i'm younger than her she did say she wanted her
20:49mommy can we get her her mommy maybe y'all have no idea i don't this hotel room is open
20:54i got
20:55screwed over i'm not gonna be too dramatic about it i'm just hoping everything turns around
21:03because of this nerve i will literally be on my last dollar we need to get you some deodorant
21:10we need to get some deodorant it's me it's you it's you
21:25now that the initial spiral has worn off but don't worry there will be plenty more to come
21:31it's time to get the downsiders to gather themselves and start to get ready for their
21:36first shift am i in there are you in here with me boo
21:46ella's sweet she's a great person in herself but if she starts crying like i can't do that
21:55to be honest like i can't
21:59hold on i'm like do you guys need anything to drink yeah here's the thing i could make a potato
22:08sack
22:08work on me because my doctor blessed me with some cheap tits
22:18attention downsiders meet me on the mezzanine to get your first work assignments hi this is all about
22:27finding a connection and maybe even finding love which you can do anywhere on this boat however
22:34if you want the opportunity to win the trip around the world and be considered an official couple you'll
22:41have to move to the top side to enjoy the life of luxury with your lover but the only way
22:49to get to
22:49the top side deck is by breaking up another couple there will be challenges and dates to give you the
22:59opportunity to do so so you better take them if you don't want to spend all summer as a little
23:05bitch just to reiterate you have to break up a couple the conditions down here are pretty shitty
23:11i won't lie there's a lot of good guys a lot of good girls up there so i mean i
23:14feel bad breaking
23:15them up but i mean sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get out of here so your
23:20first work
23:20assignment is to prep the happy hour for the top side couples where you will be serving appetizers
23:27and cocktails this will be a nightly event and is your opportunity to connect with the top siders
23:34the down sider who takes the most initiative and finds mutual interest will be rewarded with a day
23:43okay get to work damn
23:49are we mopping yeah i'll do it i'll do it don't worry you i don't think i've ever mopped in
23:55my life how do
23:56you use this it smells like wait how do you do this okay so you take the head off wait
24:01ew
24:02up top like she's like my top one the only one i would pursue up there honestly really you know
24:06okay because g is my number one if she was up there with somebody i could give a yeah whoever
24:11could yeah yeah you're gonna manage that yeah i definitely want to be up here compared to where
24:16i'm living downstairs my my feet hanging off the bed so i'm like hey when my chance comes i'm going
24:20for it i kind of want to like do a little strategic and kind of like jab at it a
24:24little bit like
24:25slowly and steady and then be like when my the window opens just attack it yeah yeah yeah what
24:30the is that what is that fish oh baby what do i have to do with the fish
24:37baby you gotta skin that fish okay it's time to get country up in here girl
24:44here which one you want how are you about to be stressed out over seeing fish we're not over here
24:50dissecting pigs i'm sorry y'all don't do this in l.a and this is gonna be me and david
25:05david which one's david he's with low no shade to low i really like no i know but it's just
25:11i've literally said him for a second i saw him you can't feel no one i won't who's your daddy
25:19who's
25:20your daddy wash the fish off your hands and put on some clean underwear because our first happy hour
25:28starts now happy hour ready for this margarita right now the four top side couples are me and reese
25:37and tim sade and keith and david and love all right where are those little peasants oh dude this is
25:47insane damn this is nice for up here all right this is so unfair going into this happy hour we're
25:54going
25:54to be serving cocktails serving hors d'oeuvres getting to mingle and hang out i'm not looking to
25:59shove my chest in anyone's face or bend over that's not my jam if someone's into me then we'll feel
26:06it
26:06out oh wow look at you can we do anything for y'all i would do a tequila and ginger
26:17ale tequila and
26:18ginger ale me what's your specialty oh you're not making it right yeah i am are you really i'm not
26:40just watch out he would literally rather die tell her she can just get out i'm just telling you because
26:44you're my girl low and i bonded really quickly on the boat and so my loyalty definitely lies with low
26:50versus bella and i would want to know if someone was coming for my man you should like make it
26:57known
26:57that like we're like married so she's gonna have to like figure something else out i'm gonna go tell her
27:03okay you guys look so good in these outfits how you guys doing i'm doing good how you feeling
27:10how you feeling i'm good do you like to chat sure hey while you're at it give me a triple
27:21attaboy james this is the type of initiative that i like to see
27:26did he just bring her out there yeah they're walking out over here right there
27:29oh he said can we have a chat i'm not surprised about honestly because like she's gorgeous i figured
27:38there'd be someone who's targeting her i'm honestly a little bit annoyed that it's james because i know
27:41what his motives are and i'm like dude just get on out of here you know she's with someone a
27:46little
27:46more serious right now i love a man in a uniform what can you say okay when james made the
27:50comment that he
27:51was like horny that immediately like shut me down but lovey assertiveness i think that's really cute
27:57i was not going to say no i kind of want to see where this goes
28:13how was your day i'm good honestly like yeah what are you thinking about me or what
28:17my gosh here you go you know what honestly i'm gonna be open about it you called me out here
28:23i have been i think the coupling up was different i was like a little like really a little salty
28:29about it but you thought i was gonna be us i was like hopefully she says no but i'm like
28:34oh really
28:35because i obviously didn't but would you have said no to every other girl until it was me
28:41yeah really i would have i would have yeah do you feel like you've like hit it off with anyone
28:45downstairs since you've been downstairs though told all of them down the trouble like my number one was
28:49you so okay are you letting everyone know i did let everyone know because they were like oh what
28:53about upstairs and i was like i want to go upstairs but i'm telling you the only person i'm going
28:57to pursue up there is obviously you and i'm like okay you've been my number one but i'm like i
29:02didn't
29:02know what the feelings were mutual but i think you made the horny comment and everything got quiet i
29:07was like oh everyone's gonna raise your hand we all were talking about it no no no you were the
29:10one
29:10bold enough to say something i think i might have dug myself a hole with lexi obviously no one wants
29:15their man to raise their hand and say they're horny but at the end of the day it was like
29:18it was
29:19already said so now i'm like okay i gotta just show her that i'm not just horny i'm actually a
29:24good
29:24person too you're gonna be trouble there you go thank you so much
29:33she like poisoned it i want to tell you lo and david are like locked in just so you know
29:40you're talking about that there's four weeks here um i'm just telling you i'm like anybody can be
29:44locked in and they see girl they see these because i was just talking i don't know what to do
29:48oh yeah
29:48what made you think that though she told me they were talking her perspective is different from
29:53it yeah that's true that's true that's true i'm just letting you know yeah from what i know it's so
29:59obvious leela told horan that i want her man and i just hate the fakeness oh the fakeness has got
30:07to
30:08stop so i need to talk to her about it hey leela can we talk for a sec yeah of
30:19course
30:25so i know you're talking below and david just felt like like maybe the conversation was about me
30:31and i would hope that you would be honest about that do you mean yeah i mean i will tell
30:34her i
30:35i told her i was like she was like how are you doing how are things down there and i
30:38was like
30:38good like not really interested in anyone and she was like so what about bella and i was like well
30:43bella's kind of into david i just think it's weird why one when we were doing our job today i
30:50literally
30:50told you not to tell anybody and then you tell the girl that he's with well but okay no no
30:56no you're
30:57so right no no honestly it's kind of bella bella you're so right and i can you look at me
31:03i'm just
31:03like if you really like the guy up here i would not go to the girl and go yeah so
31:07she's interested
31:08in your man but it wasn't it wasn't raising i i get what you're saying and i want to apologize
31:13because
31:13that's not my intention to go behind your back and be like i would be lying to you if i
31:17didn't
31:18it's just so sneaky it literally feels like calculated
31:22you really just told the girls girl get real okay okay oh my god my end goal is to be
31:30on top
31:31so leela doing all the bullshit today she helped me oh you just you just prepped my man for me
31:38thank
31:39you baby can you talk for a second sure we'll talk over here you mind seeing bella very plastic up
31:46top
31:47right up my alley i'm curious you know see what what she's about as well what's up okay so i
31:52wanted
31:52to talk okay okay i liked you from first impression okay and i just want to know how you're doing
31:59in
32:00your couple like if you're really like secure yeah obviously i'm just like shooting my shot oh okay
32:07yeah that's what oh okay okay uh i guess my question is like if the opportunity came up would you
32:20take it
32:20i do think you're really pretty right i think you're really cool
32:30with low it is going really well but i appreciate that in the past i probably would have reciprocated
32:39too valid because i do like enhancements it's not crossing my mind the same way it used to
32:46what i'm wanting out of this what i'm wanting out of a relationship has has changed okay yeah period
32:55i want this one person and he's saying he's locked in with her i'm kind of embarrassed
33:00i don't want to be crying every five minutes either but y'all this is brutal this is brutal
33:13poor bella is left defeated but it feels appropriate to say there are plenty of fish in the sea
33:19good night good night oh man today was fun there was so much drama we're up in the most best
33:27situation that we could possibly get and people are down there like thinking they're gonna get
33:31laminated any second right now and like working and like making us food my day was rough my day was
33:38so our day was rough day one in the book can't wait for day two and just to see what
33:45happens so
33:46hopefully i found love nice good job james was impressive at the happy hour tonight so here's a
33:55little something to reward his bold moves oh what this is a message i got right now james i see
34:04you
34:04successfully put the sneak on today due to your hard work and perseverance you get to take a top side
34:10lucky lady on a romantic date off this yacht but choose wisely because there's a lot on the line
34:15gabby oh she's got a first choice of a date yes bro who's it gonna be lexi yeah let me
34:23get it
34:24you're going on a date wait with who
34:30let's get it
34:37morning sunshine waking up this morning i feel super comfortable with reese we got to connect
34:43we shared a bed together and all we did was stay up and giggle and laugh which was amazing
34:48and i'm excited to see what more that we have in common
34:55good morning shipmates topsiders brunch is waiting for you on the deck
35:00downsiders it's time to clean the state rooms report for duty stat oh my god let's go
35:07everybody sleep did anyone get a little physical i was big spoon i woke up like
35:12big spoon me in the middle of the night i was like i don't know how i feel about this
35:15you didn't even know if it was hurt yeah i was like anna it was james little do you know
35:20james came
35:20up in the middle of the night flopped out it was james for tim and i like he's so comfortable
35:25to me
35:26he is like a safety blanket like i find myself just wanting to like touch him and like claw on
35:30him and like
35:30grab as much as i can to like protect me and make me feel safe and he does i think
35:35that there's
35:35already some strategy going on with the downsiders they were very tight-knit yesterday
35:40they're trying to get up here by any means necessary well i just wonder when the fuckery's
35:45gonna start party's here what up y'all what's up what's up are you here to service or just no
35:53no
35:53i'm on break but last night i got a text saying from gabby oh yeah i'm basically saying i have
36:04been
36:04granted a date off the yacht lexi would like to go on a date with me uh yes i'd love
36:15to go on a date
36:24and the fuckery begins this environment is really hard to be in a spot like that i would definitely
36:30like to get to know lexi a little bit more before she you know jumps ship to someone else okay
36:36cue the
36:37sexy b-roll date montage
36:39oh my god dang this is beautiful we're doing a massage and wow i'm super excited for what's in
37:00store on this yeah i can't wait to see what happens you ready for the mud oh god oh oh
37:06shoot this
37:06part feels crazy yeah honestly yeah it feels good yeah yeah oh my god obviously she's gorgeous
37:13attractive everything she crosses all the checklists okay i'm not even gonna lie oh yeah yeah with lexi
37:20you see it's so like natural and organic
37:23i like it yeah that's perfect
37:26it's mine
37:28you are
37:31there you go
37:47are you guys like just so anxious to be in the bottom actually or is that what's gonna happen to
37:52you i mean we'll see what happens later let's say she comes back and likes james more but they're
37:56like yeah you can choose james or you choose reese and stay up here that's what that's what it is
38:01if they come back and and lexi ends up selecting james then i think i'll be banished to the downside
38:07i like where i'm at right now to try and stay up here for as long as possible because that's
38:10kind
38:10of because not only are you losing somebody but now you're going to the bottom he's like
38:15oh reese whoever lexi discards is going somewhere much deeper and much saltier than the downside
38:26what's your views on family family oriented is super important to me i have a huge portuguese family
38:31and then we're all just like super tight-knit i have two older brothers and so it's like the perfect
38:36dynamic biggest thing to me is like i would want to be with a man that's also like family oriented
38:40like understands like close to his mom i mean i was raised by my mom but i have sisters too
38:45okay
38:45like women and family are just like most important to me obviously like my partner has to be like
38:50in tune with that and understand it are you an effective communicator i'd say communication for
38:55me is obviously like top priority it's the only way you make a relationship work at the end of the
38:59day
38:59you should always want to keep trying harder for your person yeah you know obviously i'm trying real
39:05hard i went to the bottom of the boat i was expecting to go great but i was like wow
39:09this is like
39:10leaving me speechless she's like perfect for me like what i appreciate the most is you were like
39:16i would have tossed for anyone until it was like you the hard ones are the hard ones
39:24aww horny james is growing up right before our eyes but it may be too little too late with our
39:30first
39:30elimination tonight lexi and james are headed back to the chakra relaxed from their massages
39:53hours later at the door as well i know which work is that you don't think it's all right
40:04i just have a big part of the body and we're all going to bring a whole body and we
40:10still have all
40:17I feel like it's tough because I did just have a really good time and then I come back
40:20and immediately I see Reese on the couch and I'm like, wow, there are still obviously feelings
40:25there as well.
40:26I'm just having a lot of trouble navigating that right now and I just feel like I'm going
40:33to cry.
40:34Attention, children of the chakra, put on your finest outfits and report to the bow of the
40:40boat for our first ever plank ceremony.
40:44Oh shit.
40:45You're joking.
40:47What?
40:48What the fuck?
40:50A plank?
40:52Oh.
40:58Hi.
40:59Hi.
41:00Oh no.
41:05Holy shit.
41:06What the fuck?
41:07That is crazy.
41:09That's kind of high up, right?
41:10No, this is...
41:11Probably 30 feet.
41:12That's three stories, right?
41:16Oh my God.
41:17What the fuck is going on?
41:20This is what we're doing?
41:22This is part of the show?
41:23Oh my God.
41:25This is scary as hell.
41:27Apologies.
41:27What is this?
41:30What is this?
41:30Lexi, you have a massive, huge decision to make.
41:35Oh my God.
41:36Okay.
41:39Would you like to stay with your current tall drink of water, Reese?
41:44You're welcome.
41:46I really appreciate it.
41:47Or would you like to climb James like a tree?
41:53One more thing.
41:54If it wasn't obvious, whoever you do not choose will be eliminated and sent plummeting into the
42:03deep blue sea on this plank behind me, it's been tested multiple times.
42:09You should be fine.
42:10Oh my God.
42:11It's fucking insane.
42:14Wait, and are we going to have to do that?
42:17So basically now we're finding out that if a down sider goes on a date, they're either
42:21going to go top side or down to the bottom of the ocean.
42:25Who the fuck came up with this idea?
42:27Because they need their brains checked out because this is insane.
42:31Boys, it's time to take your planks.
42:34One of you will be going overboard tonight.
42:40Wow, this is real.
42:42We're really in danger of all going home.
42:45It clicks for me.
42:46We're in this huge pressure cooker and really anything can happen.
42:50Like, none of us are safe.
42:51But my stomach hurts.
42:57Oh my God.
42:59Oh, shoot.
43:05Yo, this is nuts.
43:08Kid's shitty.
43:10You all right?
43:10You should know.
43:12Boys, if you have any last words to say to Lexi, I suggest you go now and beg.
43:20I did not expect to be here and be feeling all of these things.
43:24They're both great guys.
43:25Right now, I do want to say it is 50-50.
43:28It's going to come down to what's set up there on the plank.
43:33Lexi, honestly, I want to remind you of everything that happened yesterday.
43:36I feel like you and I had such good banter right after the couple ceremony and I feel like we
43:42got to know each other a good amount despite it only being 24 hours.
43:45And so, with everything that happened, I think there's still a lot more to uncover about each other.
43:49And I'd be excited to do that with you.
43:55So, I want to say today, I feel like our day was perfect.
44:00Not only because of what we did, but because I got to do it with you.
44:04And the connection we have, I think, is everything that I'm looking for.
44:09So, I feel like that's very important to me.
44:10And at the end of the day, the best prize I can have is you.
44:18Lexi, it's time to make your decision.
44:21Who will you be sending overboard tonight?
44:33The man that I am sending overboard is...
44:40It's gonna test you.
44:43It's getting real.
44:46Now watch your back, yeah.
44:48Who's gonna be the last one standing?
44:51Paris.
45:12that's insane oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god don't make me don't make me
45:20do that again
45:22i love you guys kiss kiss kiss kiss
45:32lexi and james congratulations you are our new top side couple
45:45this season on love overboard we're here to have a good time make memories
45:51oh my gosh fall in love and that's what i'm gonna focus on
45:57we get to flirt shake a little drink a little
46:04the couples fight to hold on to their lives of topside luxury nobody's safe while the downside
46:11singles plot for a topside takeover it's gonna be the perfect opportunity to snake my way in
46:18you're literally as low-class like as they come with every dramatic challenge
46:24i'm gonna die every shocking revelation he did cheat on her every steamy hookup it was
46:30hot these singles will be breaking hearts and playing games it's on now i'm coming to get my lady
46:37and just when you thought it couldn't get any sexier guys there's someone else coming on the boat the
46:43shipwreckers arrived to claim all the booty i'm not asking him to go me in a room i'm
46:48literally chatting with him those features are out for blood emotions will soar you're so dramatic
46:53it's too much get away from me hearts will break if i'm talking to a girl and she's talking to
46:59another
46:59guy what am i what are we doing i'm not gonna see her and compete for a girl and only
47:03one thing is for
47:04certain i'm gone right now this is my last day no one is safe from the plank this is going
47:11to get messy
47:12what's he doing i can't watch this at the end of all of this there's only one winner and the
47:20rest losers
47:40so
48:00you
48:04You
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