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✍Synopsis: 🔍👉In The Janitor Billionaire His Swapped Bride, in a twist of fate, Nora finds herself married to a janitor after her AI-matched partner is stolen by her stepsister. Unbeknownst to her, this janitor is actually the mastermind behind the AI system. Will Nora discover his true identity and intentions, or will she remain the laughingstock of her family?
💔GENRE: Female, Sweet Romance, Opposites Attract, Mansion, Heiress/Socialite, Billionaire, Janitor, Flash Marriage, Contract Lovers, Love After Marriage, Enemies to Lovers, Identity Reveal
🧑Lead Actor: James Pulido
👩Lead Actress: Faith Orta
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✍Synopsis: 🔍👉In The Janitor Billionaire His Swapped Bride, in a twist of fate, Nora finds herself married to a janitor after her AI-matched partner is stolen by her stepsister. Unbeknownst to her, this janitor is actually the mastermind behind the AI system. Will Nora discover his true identity and intentions, or will she remain the laughingstock of her family?
💔GENRE: Female, Sweet Romance, Opposites Attract, Mansion, Heiress/Socialite, Billionaire, Janitor, Flash Marriage, Contract Lovers, Love After Marriage, Enemies to Lovers, Identity Reveal
🧑Lead Actor: James Pulido
👩Lead Actress: Faith Orta
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00:00:00You
00:00:18It's chess
00:00:20It's me
00:00:21Sooner or later
00:00:30Oh my
00:00:31Those arms are wider than my waist
00:00:34Are genders supposed to be built like that?
00:00:38Now hold still
00:00:40Maybe
00:00:42Let me enjoy my perks
00:00:46Price calculator
00:00:49One million?
00:00:51Price calculator
00:00:51How is it still going up?
00:00:56Impossible
00:00:56That's impossible
00:01:02Welcome to the find your fiance
00:01:04AI matchmaking event
00:01:06Our super algorithm
00:01:08Will match the Hawthorne sisters
00:01:11With their destined soulmates
00:01:13Boss?
00:01:14Everything's ready to go
00:01:16Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor
00:01:18At your own AI matchmaking event?
00:01:20It doesn't matter
00:01:21Even as a janitor
00:01:22My algorithm will still pick the right person for me
00:01:25The algorithm's never wrong
00:01:27Soon the world will see our daughters match with the elite
00:01:29It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family
00:01:32Excellent
00:01:34Bianca's match will take us to the top
00:01:36As for Nora
00:01:37If her match isn't powerful enough
00:01:39She's off to that old man's bed
00:01:41The moment this event wraps
00:01:43If my match today is powerful enough
00:01:45Maybe I can escape their arranged marriage
00:01:49Welcome
00:01:50This is my last chance
00:01:54Could it be me?
00:01:55If I could marry one of them
00:01:57Either one would be worth it
00:02:02Congratulations Nora
00:02:03Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters
00:02:07Invitica's Chief Operating Officer
00:02:10Okay
00:02:11This might work
00:02:12And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe
00:02:15A janitor
00:02:16How dare the AI match the world with a billionaire
00:02:19I'm stuck with a piss poor janitor
00:02:22Hey babe
00:02:24Gavin's the name
00:02:26Money's the game
00:02:2710 billion a year to be exact
00:02:29Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me
00:02:32Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO
00:02:34He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit
00:02:37Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:02:39Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings
00:02:42Their COO would never find out who I really am
00:02:48The algorithm got it all wrong
00:02:51You deserve to be with someone in your league
00:02:53Not this discount Cinderella
00:02:56Who doesn't love an upgrade right?
00:03:05This outcome is unexpected, interesting
00:03:09Don't worry poor little Cinderella
00:03:11The algorithm can't predict everything
00:03:13Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:03:17Is this really the end?
00:03:22That janitor?
00:03:24He has Bianca's match
00:03:25Fine, I'll take him
00:03:27My fate is mine to decide
00:03:29I'm getting married today
00:03:32What's she gonna do?
00:03:38Just play along?
00:03:40What?
00:03:55What a surprise
00:03:58Beautiful
00:03:59And such a fighter
00:04:00Interesting
00:04:01Nora!
00:04:02The hell are you doing?
00:04:04Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:04:07What a joke!
00:04:08A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:04:14Do you think maybe...
00:04:16You'd consider marrying me?
00:04:18My AI didn't account for her
00:04:20Which makes her the perfect test subject
00:04:23Look at me princess
00:04:24I'm just a janitor
00:04:26Your dress costs more than my life savings
00:04:29Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:04:34That perfect algorithm is a scam
00:04:36It knows nothing about true love
00:04:41True love can be modeled
00:04:42Just requires a more complex set of code
00:04:46Okay, Mr. Janitor
00:04:48I'm not some line of code though
00:04:50Is she doubting my data?
00:04:53I love turning a doubter into a believer
00:04:56Alright
00:04:58Let's make a bet
00:04:59A one year marriage contract
00:05:01If I've fallen in love with you
00:05:03You win
00:05:03And...
00:05:04You'll get half
00:05:05Everything I own
00:05:10Of...
00:05:10What?
00:05:11A mop and a bucket?
00:05:13Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:05:17Tell you what
00:05:18If I fall for you
00:05:20You get half of mine
00:05:21Deal
00:05:23I like those odds
00:05:28I'll take this janitor's pride
00:05:29And his bet
00:05:31Anything's better than my dad's deals
00:05:40We're getting married
00:05:41No!
00:05:43No! Victor!
00:05:48Let the games begin, Miss Blythe
00:05:57Boss, that makeup took you five hours
00:06:00Are you really just gonna wash it off?
00:06:03I need to start looking my best
00:06:04Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart
00:06:07It'll grow into love
00:06:09I'm winning this bet
00:06:10Ah!
00:06:13Marrying the janitor
00:06:14You have made us the laughing stock valley
00:06:17Nora, you tell that loser the marriage is off
00:06:21Looks too bad
00:06:22We already signed the papers
00:06:24I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife
00:06:27Fine, but when it all falls apart
00:06:30Don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness
00:06:34You
00:06:34Throw out our luggage
00:06:36Please
00:06:38No, wait
00:06:39Stop!
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:54Now that you're a janitor's wife
00:06:56You should get used to sleeping on the streets
00:06:58Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:07:01Stay away from her, Bianca
00:07:04Poverty stinks, and it's contagious
00:07:07Ah!
00:07:08Oh my god
00:07:09Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:07:13I know
00:07:14He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere
00:07:20Where's your beloved janitor?
00:07:22Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:07:24Where are you Elvis?
00:07:26Watch out!
00:07:50His his-
00:07:51Is this the man I just married?
00:07:53Wait
00:07:55Those eyes
00:07:58Those muscles
00:08:01Is this the man I've just married?
00:08:04Whoa, he's handsome
00:08:10Hey
00:08:13Are you okay?
00:08:14Why did you jump in the way?
00:08:15I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:08:17Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:08:20No, don't fall for it, Nora
00:08:22He's just your contract husband
00:08:24Winning this bet
00:08:25Is going to be a piece of cake
00:08:27Fuck, the janitor is way too hot
00:08:30For a homely bitch like Nora
00:08:35What the fuck?
00:08:36You literally just used me as a human shield
00:08:38Get real, babe
00:08:40This brain is worth billions to Invitica
00:08:42Not some cheap janitor
00:08:44Whose life costs five bucks
00:08:45You're right, brains beat looks
00:08:48This shit scrubber
00:08:50Might have a nice body
00:08:51But his bank account is malnourished
00:08:59Horses?
00:09:00Gavin's money really does grow on trees
00:09:03My husband is the future of Silicon Valley
00:09:06He might even surpass Mr. S
00:09:08As the richest man alive
00:09:09Surpass me?
00:09:11Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me
00:09:14Mr. S?
00:09:15That's an ambitious goal
00:09:17Oh look, the janitor has opinions now
00:09:19Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me
00:09:22It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing
00:09:25You'll see how different we really are
00:09:27A Porsche doesn't make you a man
00:09:29It just makes you a coward in a faster car
00:09:32Oh, how poetic
00:09:34Spoken like a true loser's wife
00:09:37Still acting tough?
00:09:38Don't tell me
00:09:39You two are actually planning to walk home
00:09:44Bring out my car
00:09:49This is where we go
00:10:06What the hell is that thing?
00:10:08A garbage truck
00:10:09For a professional garbage sweeper
00:10:11Hell perfect
00:10:14Get out of here
00:10:19Come on
00:10:28I'm sorry about this
00:10:30Hey, don't apologize
00:10:31This is super cool
00:10:33I've never been in a car like this before
00:11:01Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin
00:11:04It's a nice place
00:11:05For a janitor
00:11:07Make yourself at home
00:11:08There's only one bedroom
00:11:10So you'll sleep there
00:11:11And I'll take the couch
00:11:13I feel bad making you sleep here every night
00:11:17I couldn't do that
00:11:18So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:11:20No, I didn't mean that
00:11:22It's just
00:11:25Whatever makes you feel good
00:11:26I don't know
00:11:28I'm just gonna get some clothes out
00:11:32Peach flavored lube
00:11:40You sure did come prepare for our first night together, didn't you?
00:11:45Just give it back
00:11:47No, give it back
00:11:48No, give it back
00:11:49Hey, come on
00:11:50Give it back
00:11:53What?
00:11:54It's chess
00:11:56It feels amazing
00:11:58You really can't wait, can you?
00:12:01We're married now
00:12:02We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:12:07Sooner or later
00:12:20I'd say the sooner the better
00:12:24I need some water
00:12:25Yeah
00:12:30How cute
00:12:31I still win this round though
00:12:33It's only a matter of time before you fall for me
00:12:42Damn
00:12:43He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:12:47Well, I'm not complaining
00:12:50Look at this muscle
00:12:51He's too fine
00:12:57Oh, Elvis!
00:13:06Gosh
00:13:08No, I'm so sorry
00:13:10I didn't know you were there
00:13:11Oh my gosh
00:13:13She's hot
00:13:14She's hot
00:13:17If you think ovulating after me
00:13:19After torpedoing me with water
00:13:20Is gonna make me fall in love with you
00:13:21You're sorely mistaken
00:13:24Yeah
00:13:29Oh my
00:13:32Those arms are wider than my waist
00:13:35Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:13:39Now hold still
00:13:41Maybe
00:13:42Let me enjoy my perks
00:13:45Sorry for getting you high
00:13:47I'm usually a lot better at fixing things
00:13:49No, no, no, never
00:13:50Fix your maps
00:13:52They're perfect
00:13:54The pipe
00:13:55I, I, I, I meant the pipe
00:13:57Is the pipe fixed?
00:14:00Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room
00:14:02It's freezing here
00:14:03And I'm soaking wet
00:14:04So
00:14:06Freezing?
00:14:07Well, let me warm you up
00:14:13What is he trying to do to me?
00:14:18Alright, if you want to build heat in your core
00:14:19You have to engage it
00:14:20Sure
00:14:21Okay
00:14:22Yoga can keep me warm
00:14:25Can, can you not stand so close?
00:14:27How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:14:29My form?
00:14:30What, are you a yogi now?
00:14:32I thought you were a janitor
00:14:33I guess I'm full surprised at
00:14:36I'm gonna spread your stance a bit
00:14:40Ready?
00:14:41Oh
00:14:45This is punishment
00:14:46I touched his abs for three seconds
00:14:49And now his hands are grabbing my butt
00:14:51Good, now, uh, downward dog
00:14:53Oh
00:14:55Deeper
00:14:57I can't
00:14:59Hold it
00:15:00Don't come up
00:15:01Please
00:15:02It hurts
00:15:05Dammit, Nora
00:15:06Don't make that noise
00:15:07Please
00:15:07Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought
00:15:09What?
00:15:18Heart rate 140
00:15:21Respiratory rate 28%
00:15:25Skin conductivity 40%
00:15:29Alright, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet
00:15:32No, no, it's the workout
00:15:35I'm gonna win the bet
00:15:37Just you
00:15:37Wait
00:15:41Why are your hands shaking?
00:15:43You mean to tell me
00:15:44That your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:15:48Fine
00:15:49It is because of you
00:15:50It is because of you
00:15:50It is because of you
00:15:53But
00:15:59What about your little friend?
00:16:02Why is your little friend so hard?
00:16:05Heart
00:16:07She's a menace
00:16:09I was trying to break her, but
00:16:11I'm the one losing control
00:16:16Let him answer that for himself
00:16:21Let him answer that for himself
00:16:22Whoa
00:16:23Whoa
00:16:24Whoa there, buddy
00:16:26Who's the one losing control now?
00:16:34You want me more than I want you
00:16:36Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:16:38I'm gonna go shower
00:16:42Alone
00:16:43No peekings
00:16:48I'm a loser, huh?
00:16:50We'll see about that
00:16:55Hey
00:16:56So
00:16:57My dad's birthday party
00:16:59Is next week
00:17:00And they're hosting a dinner
00:17:01Um
00:17:02You want your husband to attend?
00:17:04That's sweet
00:17:05Actually
00:17:05It's just
00:17:07It's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest
00:17:10And Bianca and the others are gonna target you
00:17:12I just know it
00:17:12They're gonna make fun of your clothes
00:17:14Your gifts
00:17:15Your
00:17:16Everything
00:17:18So I would embarrass you
00:17:19But no
00:17:20No
00:17:20It's just
00:17:21I
00:17:24I don't want to make you go through that
00:17:27Those people
00:17:28They only see dollar signs
00:17:31She's trying to protect me
00:17:33It's funny
00:17:34I don't remember seeing
00:17:34Send Nora into the lion's den
00:17:36In our marriage contract
00:17:38Why are you being so nice to me?
00:17:40You don't even know me
00:17:42Because you're better than all of them
00:17:45You deserve to be treated like a queen
00:17:48No one has ever stood in my corner like this
00:17:51For whatever you'd say
00:17:56Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts
00:17:59They won't appreciate it anyways
00:18:08Prepare the best gift you could find
00:18:10One the Hawthorne family can't refuse
00:18:12And something Gavin Winters
00:18:14Couldn't get his hands on
00:18:15In a million years
00:18:19This was a mistake
00:18:20We shouldn't have come
00:18:20It's okay babe
00:18:21We got this
00:18:35You ready?
00:18:39You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:18:44I knew you were shameless Nora
00:18:45But god
00:18:46This is a new low for you
00:18:47I'm shameless
00:18:50At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen
00:18:53For the whole world to see
00:18:54After just one week of marriage
00:18:56I don't know what you're talking about
00:18:58Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:19:00On screen?
00:19:04Bianca!
00:19:07Surprise
00:19:15You brought the janitor?
00:19:17Well daddy
00:19:18Since he's already here
00:19:19I thought he could make himself useful
00:19:21And give the toilets a good scrubbing
00:19:24Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it
00:19:27Hey
00:19:27Knock it off
00:19:32Don't listen to them
00:19:35It's okay
00:19:38Mr. Hawthorne
00:19:39I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are
00:19:41So
00:19:42I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection
00:19:44Just for you
00:19:51Good man
00:19:52Excellent
00:19:53Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry
00:19:56Alright
00:19:57Enough standing around
00:19:58Let's all go inside
00:20:00Come on sweetheart
00:20:03Let's just go
00:20:04I am not putting up with this
00:20:06Hey come on
00:20:07I didn't bring this gift for nothing
00:20:08Let's just see how it goes
00:20:11I don't know this
00:20:21Elvis
00:20:23Are you crazy?
00:20:24Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter
00:20:27Just for disinfection purposes
00:20:29With all the germs janitors pick up
00:20:31You have no idea how many diseases he's carrying
00:20:34Open a window
00:20:35Would you?
00:20:36Just gave this guy a bath
00:20:37And he still smells like shit
00:20:42Elvis may be a janitor
00:20:43But he's the cleanest one here
00:20:47Gavin's been passed around like a blunt
00:20:49Who knows how many STDs he has
00:20:51If anyone needs disinfecting
00:20:53It's him
00:20:55Elvis is my husband
00:20:57And you will respect him
00:20:59You little
00:21:00Mom!
00:21:02Do something!
00:21:04How dare you
00:21:05Gavin's the COO of Invitica
00:21:07He keeps that whole company running
00:21:10And makes millions doing it
00:21:11That's the kind of person that deserves respect
00:21:17You are unbelievable, Nora
00:21:20It's your father's birthday
00:21:22And you show up here empty-handed
00:21:24With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster
00:21:27You should have stayed home
00:21:30Yeah
00:21:30How's your dumpster diver gonna scrounge up the cash
00:21:33For a gift for dad?
00:21:35My Gavin
00:21:36Brought bottles of wine
00:21:38Worth hundreds of thousands
00:21:40And those are just the cheap ones
00:21:44In 1945, Romani Conti
00:21:47In 1961, Chateau Chauvin Blanc
00:21:50And in 1990, Henri Jaillet
00:21:53Richebourg Grand Cru
00:21:56Impressive
00:21:56These must be your most prized collections
00:21:59Well, well, well
00:22:00Looks like our resident janitor
00:22:02Knows about more than just scrubbing toilets
00:22:04You are right though
00:22:06Those are top-of-the-line bottles
00:22:13Especially this one
00:22:14Mr. Hawthorne
00:22:16They don't call Henry J
00:22:17Or the billionaire's wine for nothing
00:22:20Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, Sheldon?
00:22:24Splendid
00:22:30You're what every son-in-law should be
00:22:32Gavin
00:22:34Man, you went all out
00:22:37But the bottle I brought
00:22:39Puts yours to shame
00:22:43But the bottle I brought
00:22:45Puts yours to shame
00:22:47You've got a lot of nerve
00:22:49Thinking you can outdo Gavin
00:22:51Let's see what kind of garbage
00:22:52You pull out of the trash heap
00:23:00What's this?
00:23:02Homemade moonshine?
00:23:04There's no label
00:23:05Who knows if it's even safe
00:23:07Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins
00:23:09Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo
00:23:12What are you trying to do?
00:23:13Poison our dad?
00:23:14No, no, please
00:23:15Shut up
00:23:17This is the most appalling gift
00:23:19I've ever received in my life
00:23:21Now, take your street rat boyfriend
00:23:25And leave
00:23:27Did it not occur to you
00:23:29That my bottle is unlabeled
00:23:30Because it's highly exclusive
00:23:44Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner
00:23:48It's one of Invitica's newest inventions
00:23:50Scan any product
00:23:52And it tells you its exact value
00:23:54Doesn't even need a barcode
00:23:55This will prove that this janitor is bluffing
00:23:58Nora
00:23:59How about this?
00:24:01If your wine's cheaper than ours
00:24:03You and your janitor boy toy
00:24:05Have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house
00:24:10Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:24:13It's the thought that counts
00:24:19Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:24:22What?
00:24:23Afraid you're gonna lose?
00:24:25We'll take your bet
00:24:27But if our wine is the more expensive one
00:24:29What do we get in return?
00:24:32If your bottle is more expensive than mine
00:24:35Then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you
00:24:40From the bottom of my heart
00:24:41Ugh, boring
00:24:43New rules
00:24:45If we lose
00:24:46I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:24:48That Nora's trash husband is better than mine
00:24:50And I'll show him the utmost respect
00:24:53Every time I see him
00:24:53But if you lose
00:24:56You have to get down
00:24:58And lick the wine off my shoes
00:25:11Market price, 200 grand
00:25:26Market price, 500 grand
00:25:30Half a million?
00:25:32Oh my goodness
00:25:33Oh yes
00:25:43Market price, 1 million
00:25:49200,000?
00:25:50500,000?
00:25:51A million?
00:25:52What are those bottles made of?
00:25:53Gold?
00:25:54Richard, you just don't get it
00:25:56With fine wine, it's the age
00:25:58And the terroir
00:25:59That separate the gems
00:26:02From the phonies
00:26:04Incredible
00:26:05You could buy a whole house
00:26:07With this kind of money
00:26:08Bianca's new husband
00:26:09Is quite impressive
00:26:11Just a token of my appreciation
00:26:14Mr. Hawthorne
00:26:15These bottles
00:26:17Are reserved for
00:26:19Invitica's most distinguished
00:26:20VIP clients
00:26:21Splendid
00:26:23They're expensive
00:26:24But what really matters
00:26:26Is status
00:26:26And exclusivity
00:26:28Couldn't agree more
00:26:29And if anyone
00:26:31Embodies status
00:26:32And exclusivity
00:26:34It's us Hawthorns
00:26:37And as for you
00:26:39You bastard
00:26:41I demand
00:26:42An apology
00:26:46Wait daddy
00:26:47Let's have a little fun first
00:26:49You really did snatch this off
00:26:52Some bum
00:26:52Didn't you?
00:26:54Insult Elvis again
00:26:55And you'll regret it
00:27:00Shut it
00:27:01Biggest mistake of my life
00:27:03Was having a worthless
00:27:05Daughter like you
00:27:09Now
00:27:09Get out of my sight
00:27:12Just go else
00:27:13They don't deserve
00:27:15Your gift
00:27:15Wait a second
00:27:16Sore losers
00:27:17We had a bet
00:27:19You're not walking out of here
00:27:20Until you lick the wine
00:27:21Off my shoes
00:27:25And while you're at it
00:27:26Why don't you strip that dress down
00:27:28And clean my shoes as well
00:27:34Fine
00:27:35I'll do it
00:27:36But you have to stop
00:27:37Insulting Elvis
00:27:46Wait Nora
00:27:48Nora
00:27:48We don't even know
00:27:49Who the winner is yet
00:27:51Elvis
00:27:52You don't have to
00:27:52It's fine
00:27:57Price calculating
00:28:00One million
00:28:02Price calculating
00:28:03How is it still going up?
00:28:06Impossible
00:28:07That's impossible
00:28:34It's just
00:28:35I'll do it
00:28:39I'll do it
00:28:41I will do it
00:28:42Well
00:28:43It's chess
00:28:45It
00:28:46Feels me
00:28:47Sooner or later
00:28:48I'll do it
00:28:51I'll do it
00:28:52I'll do it
00:28:52I'll do it
00:28:53I'll do it
00:28:55oh my those arms are wider than my waist our janitors supposed to be built like that
00:29:03now hold still and maybe let me enjoy my perks
00:29:12price calculating one million price calculating how is it still going up
00:29:22impossible that's impossible
00:29:28welcome to the find your fiancé ai matchmaking event our super algorithm will match the hawthorne
00:29:36sisters with their destined soulmates boss everything's ready to go are you sure you
00:29:43want to pose as a janitor at your own ai matchmaking event it doesn't matter even as a janitor
00:29:48my algorithm will still pick the right person for me the algorithm's never wrong soon the world will
00:29:54see our daughters match with the elite it's perfect branding for the hawthorne family excellent
00:30:00bianca's match will take us to the top that's for nora if her match isn't powerful enough she's off
00:30:05to that old man's bed the moment this event wraps if my match today is powerful enough maybe i can
00:30:12escape their rage marriage welcome this is my last chance could it be me man if i could marry one
00:30:22of
00:30:22them either one would be worth it
00:30:28congratulations nora invidica ai has matched you with gavin winters invidica's chief operating officer
00:30:36okay okay this might work and bianca is matched with elvis blyce a janitor how dare the ai match
00:30:44nora with a billionaire i'm stuck with a piss poor janitor hey babe gavin's the name money's the game
00:30:5310 billion a year to be exact but you're glad you landed on stud like me sir gavin is invidica's
00:30:59coo he could have seen your last year global exec summit aren't you afraid he'll recognize you
00:31:05invidica's just one of many companies i have under mr s holdings their coo would never find out who i
00:31:10really am the algorithm got it all wrong you deserve to be with someone in your league not this discount
00:31:20cinderella who doesn't love an upgrade right
00:31:31this outcome is unexpected interesting don't worry poor little cinderella the algorithm can't
00:31:38predict everything ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer is this really the end
00:31:48that janitor he has bianca's match fine i'll take him my fate is mine to decide i'm getting married
00:31:56today what's she gonna do
00:32:04just play along what
00:32:22what a surprise beautiful and such a fighter interesting nora the hell are you doing get that
00:32:30trash trucker away from my daughter now what a joke do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me
00:32:44my ai didn't account for her which makes her the perfect test subject look at me princess i'm just
00:32:50a janitor your dress costs more than my life savings are you sure you want to trade a millionaire
00:32:56for a shoebox apartment that perfect algorithm is a scam it knows nothing about true love true love
00:33:07can be modeled just requires a more complex set of code okay mr janitor i'm not some line of code
00:33:16though
00:33:16is she doubting my data i love turning a doubter into a believer
00:33:22all right let's make a bet a one-year marriage contract yes i've fallen in love with you you win
00:33:29and you'll get half everything i own
00:33:36a what a mop and a bucket where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from
00:33:43tell you what if i fall for you you get half in line
00:33:47deal i like those odds
00:33:53i'll take this janitor's pride and his bet anything's better than my dad steals
00:34:06we're getting married
00:34:13let the games begin miss blythe
00:34:23boss that makeup took you five hours you really just gonna wash it off i need to start looking
00:34:30my best once i plant the seed of attraction in her heart it'll grow into love i'm winning this bet
00:34:39marrying the janitor you have made us the laughingstock valley
00:34:43nora you tell that loser the marriage is off
00:34:47that's too bad we already signed the papers
00:34:50i guess i'm officially a trash trucker's wife
00:34:53fine but when it all falls apart don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness
00:35:00you throw out our luggage please no wait stop
00:35:20now that you're a janitor's wife you should get used to sleeping on the streets
00:35:24sure you can handle being homeless sis stay away from her bianca
00:35:29poverty stinks and it's contagious
00:35:33oh my god has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband
00:35:38i know he's off scrubbing toilets somewhere
00:35:46where's your beloved janitor isn't backing out now is he
00:35:50where are you elvis
00:35:52watch out
00:36:16is this the man i just married wait those eyes
00:36:24those muscles
00:36:27is this the man i just married whoa he's he's handsome
00:36:38hey are you okay why did you jump in the way
00:36:41i have to protect my new bride don't i
00:36:43is this what it's like to be cared for
00:36:46no don't fall for it nora he's just your contract husband
00:36:50winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake
00:36:53fuck the janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like nora
00:37:01what the fuck you literally just used me as a human shield
00:37:04get real babe this brain is worth billions to invidica
00:37:08not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks
00:37:12you're right grains beat looks this shit scrubber might have a nice body
00:37:17but his bank account is malnourished
00:37:24horses
00:37:26gavin's money really does grow on trees
00:37:28my husband is the future of silicon valley
00:37:32he might even surpass mr s as the richest man alive
00:37:35surpass me
00:37:37gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me
00:37:40mr s that's an ambitious goal
00:37:43oh look the janitor
00:37:44has opinions now
00:37:45either way you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me
00:37:48it's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing
00:37:51you'll see how different we really are
00:37:53a porsche doesn't make you a man
00:37:55it just makes you a coward
00:37:57in a faster car
00:37:58oh how poetic
00:37:59spoken like a true loser's wife
00:38:02still acting tough
00:38:04don't tell me you two are actually planning to walk home
00:38:10bring out my car
00:38:15this is where we belong
00:38:32what the hell is that thing
00:38:34a garbage truck
00:38:35for a professional garbage sweeper
00:38:37how perfect
00:38:45come on
00:38:54i'm sorry about this
00:38:56hey don't apologize
00:38:57this is super cool
00:38:59i've never been in a car like this before
00:39:27lucas i asked for a small house
00:39:29not a coffin
00:39:30it's a nice place
00:39:31for a janitor
00:39:33make yourself at home
00:39:34it's only one bedroom
00:39:36so you'll sleep there
00:39:37and i'll take the couch
00:39:39i feel bad
00:39:41making you sleep here every night
00:39:43i couldn't do that
00:39:44so you'd rather we share the bed
00:39:46no
00:39:47i i didn't mean that
00:39:48it's just i
00:39:50whatever
00:39:51makes you feel good
00:39:52i don't know
00:39:54i'm just gonna
00:39:54get some clothes out
00:39:58peach flavored lube
00:40:28you sure did come prepared for our first night
00:40:29sooner or later
00:40:30you know
00:40:33sooner or later
00:40:46i'd say the sooner the better
00:40:50i need some water
00:40:56how cute
00:40:57i still win this round though
00:40:59it's only a matter of time
00:41:00before you fall for me
00:41:09damn it
00:41:09he goes shirtless just to fix a pipe
00:41:13well i'm not complaining
00:41:15look at this muscle
00:41:17he's too fine
00:41:22oh
00:41:23elvis
00:41:25oh
00:41:26oh
00:41:32gosh
00:41:33oh
00:41:34i'm
00:41:35so sorry
00:41:36i didn't know you were there
00:41:37oh my god
00:41:39she's hot
00:41:43if you think ogling after me
00:41:45after torpedoing you with water
00:41:46is gonna make me fall in love with you
00:41:47you're sorely mistaken
00:41:52look to stop
00:41:53i'm just gonna
00:41:54oh my
00:41:58oh my
00:41:58those arms are wider than my waist
00:42:02are gender supposed to be built like that
00:42:05now hold still
00:42:06and maybe
00:42:09let me enjoy my perks
00:42:11sorry
00:42:12for getting you
00:42:13i'm usually a lot better at fixing things
00:42:15no no no never
00:42:16fix your apps
00:42:18they're perfect
00:42:20the pipe
00:42:21i i i i meant the pipe
00:42:23is the pipe fixed
00:42:26um
00:42:26i'm just gonna go back to my room
00:42:28it's freezing here
00:42:29and i'm soaking wet
00:42:30so
00:42:32freezing
00:42:33well let me warm you up
00:42:39what is he trying to do to me
00:42:44all right if you want to build heat in your core you have to engage it
00:42:46sure
00:42:48yoga can keep me warm
00:42:50can
00:42:51can you not stand so close
00:42:53how else am i supposed to correct your form
00:42:55my form
00:42:56what are you a yogi now i thought you were a janitor
00:42:59i guess i'm full surprise
00:43:02i'm gonna spread your stance a bit
00:43:06ready
00:43:11this is punishment
00:43:12i touched his abs for three seconds
00:43:15and now his hands are grabbing my butt
00:43:17good now uh downward dog
00:43:19oh
00:43:21deeper
00:43:23i can't
00:43:25hold it
00:43:26don't come up
00:43:27please
00:43:28it hurts
00:43:31damn it nora
00:43:32don't make that noise
00:43:33wow you're a lot tighter than i thought
00:43:44heart rate 140
00:43:47respiratory rate 28 percent
00:43:51skin conductivity 40 percent
00:43:55nora your body feels a whole lot like i'm winning this bet
00:43:58no no no it's the workout
00:44:01i'm gonna win the bet
00:44:02just you
00:44:03wait
00:44:07why are your hands shaking
00:44:08you mean to tell me
00:44:10that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me
00:44:14mine
00:44:14it is because of you
00:44:25what about your little friend
00:44:28why is your little friend so
00:44:31hard
00:44:33she's a menace
00:44:35i was trying to break her but
00:44:37i'm the one losing control
00:44:42let's let him enter that for himself
00:44:46let him enter that for himself
00:44:48oh
00:44:49hello there buddy
00:44:52who's the one losing control now
00:45:00you want me more than i want you
00:45:02did the perfect algorithm predict that
00:45:04i'm gonna go shower
00:45:08alone
00:45:09no peekings
00:45:14i'm a loser huh
00:45:16we'll see about that
00:45:22hey so my dad's birthday party
00:45:25is next week
00:45:26and they're hosting a dinner
00:45:27um
00:45:28you want your husband to attend
00:45:30that's sweet
00:45:31actually
00:45:31it's just
00:45:32it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest
00:45:36and bianca and the others are gonna target you
00:45:38i just know it
00:45:38they're gonna make fun of your clothes
00:45:40your gifts
00:45:41your
00:45:42everything
00:45:44so i would embarrass you
00:45:45but no
00:45:46no
00:45:46it's just
00:45:47i
00:45:50i don't want to make you go through that
00:45:53those people
00:45:54they only see dollar signs
00:45:57she's trying to protect me
00:45:59it's funny
00:46:00i don't remember seeing send nora into the lions then in our marriage contract
00:46:04why are you being so nice to me
00:46:05you don't even know me
00:46:08because you're better than all of them
00:46:11you deserve to be treated like a queen
00:46:14no one has ever stood in my corner like this
00:46:17whatever you'd say
00:46:21don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts
00:46:25they won't appreciate it anyways
00:46:34prepare the best gift you could find
00:46:36one the hawthorne family can't refuse
00:46:38and something gavin winters couldn't get his hands on
00:46:41in a million years
00:46:45this was a mistake we shouldn't have come
00:46:46it's okay babe we got this
00:47:01you ready
00:47:05you actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party
00:47:10i knew you were shameless nora
00:47:11but god
00:47:12this is a new low for you
00:47:13i'm shameless
00:47:16at least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see
00:47:20after just one week of marriage
00:47:22i don't know what you're talking about
00:47:24are you fucking cheating on me
00:47:26on screen
00:47:41you brought the janitor
00:47:43well daddy since he's already here
00:47:46i thought he could make himself useful
00:47:47and give the toilets a good scrubbing
00:47:50maybe shine gavin's shoes while he's at it
00:47:52hey lock it off
00:47:57don't listen to them
00:48:01it's okay
00:48:04mr hawthorne i heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are
00:48:07so i decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection
00:48:10just for you
00:48:17good man
00:48:18excellent
00:48:19bianca sure did pick the right man to marry
00:48:22all right
00:48:23enough standing around
00:48:24let's all go inside
00:48:26come on sweetheart
00:48:29let's just go
00:48:30i am not putting up with this
00:48:32hey come on
00:48:33i didn't bring this gift for nothing
00:48:34let's just see how it goes
00:48:37i don't know this
00:48:38elvis
00:48:49are you crazy
00:48:50pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter
00:48:53just for disinfection purposes
00:48:55with all the germs janitors pick up
00:48:57you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying
00:49:00open a window would you
00:49:02just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit
00:49:08elvis may be a janitor
00:49:09but he's the cleanest one here
00:49:13gavin's been passed around like a blunt
00:49:15who knows how many stds he has
00:49:17if anyone needs disinfecting
00:49:19it's him
00:49:21elvis is my husband
00:49:23and you will respect him
00:49:25you little
00:49:26mom do something
00:49:29how dare you
00:49:31gavin's the coo of invitica
00:49:33he keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it
00:49:37that's the kind of person that deserves respect
00:49:43you are unbelievable nora
00:49:46if your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed
00:49:50with some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster
00:49:53you should have stayed home
00:49:56yep
00:49:56how's your dumpster diver gonna scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad
00:50:00my gavin
00:50:02brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands
00:50:06and those are just the cheap ones
00:50:111945 romani conti
00:50:13a 1961 chateau chauvin blanc
00:50:16and in 1990
00:50:18henry jaillet
00:50:19richebourg grand cru
00:50:22impressive
00:50:22these must be your most prized collections
00:50:25well well well
00:50:26looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets
00:50:30you're right though
00:50:32those are top-of-the-line bottles
00:50:39especially this one mr hawk one
00:50:42they don't call henry jay or the billionaire's wine for nothing
00:50:47why don't we go and open this bad boy up show
00:50:50splendid
00:50:56you're what every son-in-law should be gavin
00:51:00man you win all out
00:51:03but the bottle i brought
00:51:05puts yours to shame
00:51:09but the bottle i brought
00:51:11puts yours to shame
00:51:13you've got a lot of nerve
00:51:15thinking you can outdo gavin
00:51:17let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap
00:51:26what's this
00:51:27homemade moonshine
00:51:30there's no label
00:51:31who knows if it's even safe
00:51:33hell it could be full of deadly toxins
00:51:35legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo
00:51:38what are you trying to do poison our dad
00:51:40no no please
00:51:41shut up
00:51:43this is the most appalling gift i've ever received in my life
00:51:47now take your street rat boyfriend and leave
00:51:53did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled
00:51:56because it's highly exclusive
00:52:10luckily i have this ai powered scanner
00:52:14it's one of invitica's newest inventions
00:52:16scan any product and it tells you its exact value
00:52:20doesn't even need a barcode
00:52:21this will prove that this janitor is bluffing
00:52:24nora
00:52:26how about this
00:52:27if your wine's cheaper than ours
00:52:29you and your janitor boy toy
00:52:31have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house
00:52:36why are you so obsessed with price
00:52:38it's the thought that counts
00:52:45seriously who gives a fuck about thought
00:52:48what afraid you're gonna lose
00:52:51i mean we'll take your bet
00:52:53but if our wine is the more expensive one
00:52:55what do we get in return
00:52:58if your bottle is more expensive than mine
00:53:01then i gavin winters will apologize to you
00:53:06from the bottom of my heart
00:53:08ugh boring
00:53:09new rules
00:53:11if we lose i'll admit to everyone in the room
00:53:14that nora's trash husband is better than mine
00:53:16and i'll show him the utmost respect every time i see him
00:53:19but if you lose
00:53:21but if you lose
00:53:22you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes
00:53:36market price $200,000
00:53:39market price $500,000
00:53:44market price $500,000
00:54:15what are those bottles made of gold
00:54:20Richard you just don't get it
00:54:22with fine wine it's the age
00:54:24and the terroir
00:54:25that separate the gems
00:54:28from the phonies
00:54:30incredible you could buy a whole house with this kind of money
00:54:34Bianca's new husband is quite impressive
00:54:37just a token of my appreciation
00:54:40Mr. Hawthorne
00:54:41these bottles are reserved for nvidica's most distinguished vip clients
00:54:48splendid
00:54:49they're expensive
00:54:50but what really matters is status
00:54:53and exclusivity
00:54:54couldn't agree more
00:54:56and if anyone embodies status and exclusivity
00:55:00it's us Hawthorne's
00:55:03and as for you
00:55:05you bastard
00:55:07I demand
00:55:08an apology
00:55:12wait daddy
00:55:14let's have a little fun first
00:55:15you really did snatch this off some bum didn't you
00:55:19insult Elvis again
00:55:22and you'll regret it
00:55:26shut it
00:55:28biggest mistake of my life
00:55:30was having a worthless daughter like you
00:55:35now
00:55:36get out of my sight
00:55:38just go else
00:55:40they don't deserve your gift
00:55:42wait a second sore losers
00:55:44we had a bet
00:55:45you're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes
00:55:51and while you're at it
00:55:52why don't you strip that dress down
00:55:54and clean my shoes as well
00:56:00fun
00:56:01I'll do it but you have to stop insulting Elvis
00:56:12wait Nora
00:56:14Nora we don't even know who the winner is yet
00:56:17Elvis you don't have to it's fine
00:56:23price calculator
00:56:26one million?
00:56:28price calculator
00:56:29how is it still going up?
00:56:33impossible
00:56:34that's impossible
00:56:36oh
00:57:01it's in our eyes
00:57:06I'm not sure
00:57:08I'm not sure
00:57:08I'm not sure
00:57:10you're just going to believe it
00:57:19hey
00:57:20wait
00:57:20wait
00:57:20wait
00:57:21wait
00:57:21wait
00:57:22wait
00:57:22Oh, my. Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:57:26Are gender supposed to be built like that?
00:57:30Now hold still.
00:57:32Maybe.
00:57:34Ooh, you might need to enjoy my perks.
00:57:38Price calculator.
00:57:41One million?
00:57:43Price calculator.
00:57:44How is it still going up?
00:57:48Impossible.
00:57:49That's impossible.
00:57:54Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:57:58Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:58:05Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:58:08Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:58:12It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:58:17The algorithm's never wrong.
00:58:19Soon the world will see our daughters match with the elite.
00:58:21It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:58:24Excellent.
00:58:26Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:58:28As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:58:34wraps.
00:58:35If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:58:41Welcome.
00:58:42This is my last chance.
00:58:46Could it be me?
00:58:47Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:58:54Congratulations, Nora.
00:58:56Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:59:02Okay, this might work.
00:59:04And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe, a janitor.
00:59:09How dare the AI match Nora with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:59:14Hey, babe.
00:59:16Gavin's the name.
00:59:18Money's the game.
00:59:19Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:59:22Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:59:24Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:59:26He could have seen you at last year at Global Exec Summit.
00:59:29Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:59:31Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:59:35Their COO would never find out who I really are.
00:59:40The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:59:43You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:59:48Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:59:57This outcome is unexpected.
01:00:00Interesting.
01:00:01Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
01:00:03The algorithm can't predict everything.
01:00:05Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer.
01:00:09Is this really the end?
01:00:14That janitor?
01:00:16He is Bianca's match.
01:00:18Fine, I'll take him.
01:00:19My fate is mine to decide.
01:00:21I'm getting married today.
01:00:24What's she gonna do?
01:00:30Just play along?
01:00:32What?
01:00:48What a surprise.
01:00:50Beautiful.
01:00:51And such a fighter.
01:00:53Interesting.
01:00:53Norah!
01:00:54The hell are you doing?
01:00:56Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
01:00:59What a joke!
01:01:00A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
01:01:06Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
01:01:10My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
01:01:15Look at me, princess.
01:01:16I'm just a janitor.
01:01:17Your dress costs more than my life savings.
01:01:20Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
01:01:25That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
01:01:33True love can be modeled.
01:01:34It just requires a more complex set of code.
01:01:38Okay, Mr. Janitor.
01:01:40I'm not some line of code, though.
01:01:43Is she doubting my data?
01:01:45I'd love turning a doubter into a believer.
01:01:48All right.
01:01:50Let's make a bet.
01:01:51A one-year marriage contract.
01:01:53Yes, I've fallen in love with you.
01:01:55You win.
01:01:56And you'll get half.
01:01:58Everything I own.
01:02:02A what?
01:02:03A mop and a bucket?
01:02:05Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
01:02:09Tell you what.
01:02:10If I fall for you, you get half the money.
01:02:13Deal.
01:02:15I like those odds.
01:02:20I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
01:02:23Anything's better than my dad's deals.
01:02:32We're getting married.
01:02:36Victor!
01:02:40Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
01:02:49Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
01:02:52You really just gonna wash it off?
01:02:55I need to start looking my best.
01:02:56Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow into love.
01:03:01I'm winning this bet.
01:03:05Bearing the janitor.
01:03:06You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
01:03:09Nora, you took about that loser.
01:03:11The marriage is off.
01:03:13That's too bad.
01:03:14We already signed the papers.
01:03:16I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
01:03:20Fine.
01:03:20But when it all falls apart,
01:03:22don't come crawling back to us,
01:03:24begging for forgiveness.
01:03:26You.
01:03:27Throw out our luggage.
01:03:30Please.
01:03:31No, wait.
01:03:31Stop.
01:03:35Stop.
01:03:46Now that you're a janitor's wife,
01:03:48you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
01:03:50Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
01:03:53Stay away from her, Bianca.
01:03:55Poverty stinks.
01:03:57And it's contagious.
01:04:00Oh, my God.
01:04:02Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
01:04:05I know.
01:04:06He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
01:04:12Where's your beloved janitor?
01:04:14Isn't backing out now, is he?
01:04:16Where are you, Elvis?
01:04:18Watch out.
01:04:42Is this the man I just married?
01:04:44Wait.
01:04:46Those eyes.
01:04:50Those muscles.
01:04:53Is this the man I just married?
01:04:56Whoa, he's...
01:04:57He's handsome.
01:05:02Hey.
01:05:04Are you okay?
01:05:05Why did you jump in the way?
01:05:07I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
01:05:09Is this what it's like to be cared for?
01:05:12No.
01:05:13Don't fall for it, Nora.
01:05:14He's just your contract husband.
01:05:17Winning this bet
01:05:17is going to be a piece of cake.
01:05:20Fuck.
01:05:20The janitor is way too hot
01:05:22for a homely bitch like Nora.
01:05:27What the fuck?
01:05:28You literally just used me
01:05:29as a human shield.
01:05:30Get real, babe.
01:05:32This brain is worth billions
01:05:33to Invitica.
01:05:35Not some cheap janitor
01:05:36whose life costs five bucks.
01:05:38You're right.
01:05:39Brains beat looks.
01:05:40This shit scrubber
01:05:42might have a nice body,
01:05:43but his bank account
01:05:44is malnourished.
01:05:51Horses?
01:05:52Gavin's money
01:05:53really does grow on trees.
01:05:55My husband
01:05:56is the future
01:05:57of Silicon Valley.
01:05:58He might even surpass
01:05:59Mr. S
01:06:00as the richest man alive.
01:06:01Surpass me?
01:06:03Gavin's lucky
01:06:04he's even breathing
01:06:05the same air as me.
01:06:06Mr. S?
01:06:08That's an ambitious goal.
01:06:09Oh, look.
01:06:09The janitor
01:06:10has opinions now.
01:06:12Either way,
01:06:12you're nothing but a sewer rat
01:06:13next to a guy like me.
01:06:15It's a shame
01:06:15you'll never get behind
01:06:16the wheel of this thing.
01:06:17We'll see how different
01:06:18we really are.
01:06:19A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
01:06:21It just makes you a coward
01:06:23in a faster car.
01:06:24Oh, how poetic.
01:06:26Spoken like a true
01:06:27loser's wife.
01:06:29Still acting tough?
01:06:30Don't tell me.
01:06:31You two are actually
01:06:32planning to walk home.
01:06:37Bring out my car.
01:06:41This is where we belong.
01:06:58What the hell is that thing?
01:07:00A garbage truck
01:07:01for a professional
01:07:02garbage sweeper.
01:07:03How perfect.
01:07:06Get out of here.
01:07:12Come on.
01:07:20I'm sorry about this.
01:07:22Hey, don't apologize.
01:07:23This is super cool.
01:07:25I've never been in a car
01:07:26like this before.
01:07:53Lucas, I asked for a small house,
01:07:55not a coffin.
01:07:56It's a nice place
01:07:57for a janitor.
01:07:59Make yourself at home.
01:08:00There's only one bedroom,
01:08:02so you'll sleep there
01:08:03and I'll take the couch.
01:08:05I feel bad making you
01:08:07sleep here every night.
01:08:09I couldn't do that.
01:08:10So you'd rather
01:08:11we share the bed?
01:08:12No, I didn't mean that.
01:08:14It's just, I...
01:08:17Whatever makes you feel good.
01:08:18I don't know.
01:08:20I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
01:08:24Peach-flavored lube?
01:08:32You sure did come prepared
01:08:34for our first night together,
01:08:35didn't you?
01:08:37Just give it back.
01:08:39No, give it back.
01:08:41Hey, come on.
01:08:42Give it back.
01:08:45Well, it's chess.
01:08:48It feels amazing.
01:08:50You really can't wait, can you?
01:08:53We're married now.
01:08:54We'll use it sooner or later,
01:08:56you know?
01:08:59Sooner or later.
01:09:12I'd say the sooner the better.
01:09:16I need some water.
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:22How cute.
01:09:23I still win this round, though.
01:09:25It's only a matter of time
01:09:26before you fall for me.
01:09:35Damn it.
01:09:36He goes shirtless
01:09:37just to fix a pipe?
01:09:39Well, I'm not complaining.
01:09:42Look at this muscle.
01:09:44He's too fine.
01:10:00Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:10:02I didn't know you were there.
01:10:03Oh, my God.
01:10:04Oh, my God.
01:10:05She's perfect.
01:10:09If you think ogling after me
01:10:11after torpedoing you with water
01:10:12is going to make me fall in love with you,
01:10:14you're sorely mistaken.
01:10:18Look this up.
01:10:19I'm just kidding.
01:10:22Oh, my.
01:10:23Oh, my.
01:10:25Those arms are wider than my waist.
01:10:28Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
01:10:31Now, hold still.
01:10:34Maybe.
01:10:35Oh, let me enjoy my perks.
01:10:37Sorry for getting you high.
01:10:39I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
01:10:41No, no, no.
01:10:42Never fix your apps there.
01:10:44Perfect.
01:10:46The pipe.
01:10:48I meant the pipe.
01:10:50Is the pipe fixed?
01:10:53I'm just going to go back to my room.
01:10:54It's freezing here, and I'm soaking wet, so...
01:10:58Freezing?
01:11:00Well, let me warm you up.
01:11:05What is he trying to do to me?
01:11:10All right.
01:11:10If you want to build heat in your core,
01:11:11you have to engage it.
01:11:13Sure.
01:11:13You ready?
01:11:13Yoga can keep me warm.
01:11:16Can you...
01:11:16Can you not stand so close?
01:11:19How else am I supposed to correct your form?
01:11:21My form?
01:11:22What, are you a yogi now?
01:11:23I thought you were a janitor.
01:11:25I guess I'm full of surprises.
01:11:28I'm going to spread your stance a bit.
01:11:32Ready?
01:11:37This is punishment.
01:11:39I touched his abs for three seconds,
01:11:41and now his hands are grabbing my butt.
01:11:43Good.
01:11:44Good.
01:11:44Now, uh, downward dog.
01:11:45Oh!
01:11:47Deeper.
01:11:49I can't.
01:11:51Hold it.
01:11:52Don't come up.
01:11:54Please.
01:11:55It hurts.
01:11:57Damn it, Nora.
01:11:58Don't make that noise.
01:11:59Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
01:12:02What?
01:12:10Heart rate, 140.
01:12:13Respiratory rate, 28%.
01:12:17Skin conductivity, 40%.
01:12:21All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
01:12:24No.
01:12:24No, it's the workout.
01:12:27I'm going to win the bet.
01:12:29Just you.
01:12:30Wait.
01:12:33Why are your hands shaking?
01:12:35You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
01:12:40Fine.
01:12:41It is because of you.
01:12:45What?
01:12:51What about your little friend?
01:12:54Why is your little friend so hard?
01:12:59She's a menace.
01:13:01I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
01:13:08Let him answer that for himself.
01:13:12Let him answer that for himself.
01:13:15Whoa.
01:13:16Hello there, buddy.
01:13:18Who's the one losing control now?
01:13:26You want me more than I want you.
01:13:28Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
01:13:30I'm going to go shower.
01:13:34Alone.
01:13:35No peekings.
01:13:40I'm a loser, huh?
01:13:42We'll see about that.
01:13:47Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
01:13:54You want your husband to attend?
01:13:56That's sweet.
01:13:57Actually, it's just, it's going to be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
01:14:02And Bianca and the others are going to target you.
01:14:04I just know it.
01:14:05They're going to make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
01:14:10So I would embarrass you.
01:14:11No, no.
01:14:12It's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
01:14:19But those people, they only see dollar signs.
01:14:23She's trying to protect me.
01:14:25It's funny.
01:14:26I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
01:14:30Why are you being so nice to me?
01:14:32You don't even know me.
01:14:34Because you're better than all of them.
01:14:37You deserve to be treated like a queen.
01:14:40No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
01:14:44Whatever you say.
01:14:47Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
01:14:51They won't appreciate it anyways.
01:15:00Prepare the best gift you could find.
01:15:02One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
01:15:04And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
01:15:11This was a mistake.
01:15:12We shouldn't have come.
01:15:13It's okay, babe.
01:15:14We got this.
01:15:27You ready?
01:15:31You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
01:15:36I knew you were shameless, Nora.
01:15:37But God, this is a new low for you.
01:15:40I'm shameless.
01:15:42At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium's screen for the whole world to see.
01:15:47After just one week of marriage.
01:15:48I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:51Are you fucking cheating on me?
01:15:52On screen?
01:15:56Bianca!
01:15:59Surprise.
01:16:00Hey.
01:16:08You brought the janitor?
01:16:09Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
01:16:16Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
01:16:19Hey, lock it off.
01:16:24Don't listen to them.
01:16:27It's okay.
01:16:30Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are, so I decided to bring a few pieces
01:16:36from my wine collection just for you.
01:16:43Good man.
01:16:44Excellent.
01:16:45Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
01:16:48All right.
01:16:49Enough standing around.
01:16:51Let's all go inside.
01:16:52Come on, sweetheart.
01:16:55Let's just go.
01:16:56I am not putting up with this.
01:16:58Hey, come on.
01:16:59I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
01:17:01Let's just see how it goes.
01:17:03I don't...
01:17:03Elvis.
01:17:15Are you crazy?
01:17:16Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
01:17:19Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
01:17:26Open a window, would you?
01:17:28Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
01:17:34Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
01:17:39Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
01:17:41Who knows how many SUDs he has?
01:17:43If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
01:17:47Elvis is my husband.
01:17:49And you will respect him.
01:17:51You little...
01:17:53Mom!
01:17:54Do something!
01:17:56How dare you?
01:17:57Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
01:18:00He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
01:18:03That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
01:18:09You are unbelievable, Nora.
01:18:12It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
01:18:16With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
01:18:19You should have stayed home.
01:18:22Yep.
01:18:23How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for dad?
01:18:27My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
01:18:32And those are just the cheap ones.
01:18:36In 1945, Romani Conti.
01:18:39A 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
01:18:42And in 1990, Henri Jaya.
01:18:45Richebourg, Grand Cru.
01:18:48Impressive.
01:18:48These must be your most prized collections.
01:18:51Well, well, well.
01:18:52Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
01:18:57You're right, though.
01:18:58Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
01:19:05Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
01:19:08They don't call Henri Jaya the billionaire's wine for nothing.
01:19:13Why don't we go and open this bandboy up, shall we?
01:19:16Splendid.
01:19:22You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
01:19:26Man, you went all out.
01:19:29What the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
01:19:35What the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
01:19:38Huh, you've got a lot of nerve, thinking you can outdo Gavin?
01:19:43Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
01:19:52What's this?
01:19:54Homemade moonshine?
01:19:56There's no label.
01:19:57Who knows if it's even safe?
01:19:59Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
01:20:01Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
01:20:04What are you trying to do?
01:20:05Poison our dad?
01:20:06No, no, please.
01:20:08Shut up!
01:20:09This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
01:20:13Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
01:20:19Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled because it's highly exclusive?
01:20:36Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
01:20:40It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
01:20:42Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
01:20:46Doesn't even need a barcode.
01:20:47This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
01:20:51Nora, how about this?
01:20:53If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the
01:20:59house.
01:21:02Why are you so obsessed with price?
01:21:05It's the thought that counts.
01:21:11Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
01:21:14What? Afraid you're going to lose?
01:21:17We'll take your bet.
01:21:19But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
01:21:24If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
01:21:33my heart.
01:21:34Ugh, boring. New rules.
01:21:37If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
01:21:42And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
01:21:46But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
01:22:03Market price, $200,000.
01:22:18Market price, $500,000.
01:22:34Market price, $200,000? $500,000? $1 million?
01:22:43What are those bottles made of? Gold?
01:22:46Richard, you just don't get it.
01:22:48With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the phonies.
01:22:57Incredible.
01:22:57You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
01:23:00Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
01:23:03Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
01:23:08These bottles are reserved for Nvitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
01:23:14Splendid.
01:23:15They're expensive.
01:23:16But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
01:23:20Couldn't agree more.
01:23:21And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorne's.
01:23:29And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
01:23:38Wait, Daddy.
01:23:39Let's have a little fun first.
01:23:42You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
01:23:45No.
01:23:46Insult Elvis again, and you'll regret it.
01:23:52Shut it.
01:23:53Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
01:24:01Now, get out of my sight.
01:24:04Let's just go else.
01:24:05They don't deserve your gift.
01:24:08Wait a second, sore losers.
01:24:10We had a bet.
01:24:11You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
01:24:17And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
01:24:26Fine.
01:24:27I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
01:24:38Wait, Nora.
01:24:40Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
01:24:43Elvis, you don't have to.
01:24:44It's fine.
01:24:49Price calculating.
01:24:52One million?
01:24:54Price calculating.
01:24:55How is it still going up?
01:24:59Impossible.
01:25:00That's impossible.
01:25:15I won't you alone.
01:25:15Have a good one.
01:25:15May your life be.
01:25:15Not skunk.
01:25:16There's not dead what's going on.
01:25:17They'll be.
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