The Trades (2024) Season 3 Episode 7

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🏘️ The Trades (2024) - Season 3 Episode 7 ★ SEASON FINALE  The moment they've been working toward. In the Season Finale "Final Project Frenzy", students present their capstone projects to a panel of industry experts. From welding sculptures to plumbing innovations, each creation tells a story of growth, grit, and genuine passion. Who will impress the judges... and who will discover their true calling?  🔹 Episode Highlights: • Capstone presentations: creativity, skill & heart on full display • Judge feedback: constructive critique meets emotional validation • Friendship celebration: the class reflects on their journey together • Surprise announcement: a life-changing opportunity for one student • Signature Trades finale: laughter, tears & the promise of what's next  🔹 Series Info: • Format: Comedy / Workplace Serial / Coming-of-Age Ensemble • Original Network: CBC (Canada) / Crave / International Streaming • Season: 3 | Episode: 7 | Title: "Final Project Frenzy" ★ FINALE • Setting: Trades University, Canada | Language: English • Runtime: ~22-25 minutes (extended finale)  🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to comedy series recaps on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.  👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Which final project was your favorite? 👇" Turn on notifications 🔔 for Season 4 updates!  #ShowTVMovies #TheTrades #CBC #FinalProjectFrenzy #S03E07 #SeasonFinale #ComedySeries #TradeSchool #CanadianTV #BingeWatch  ⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "The Trades" belong to CBC, Crave, and associated producers. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.

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00:14You

00:14Hello, hello, so I'm clearing out the crawlspace come across some shit from you guys were kids you can fight

00:19about the memories

00:24Okay, why in the hell did you and mom let me cut my own hair hey you were dumb enough

00:28to ask you were dumb enough to learn

00:29Looky here we have early signs of talent

00:32That was grade six you remember grade six Todd barely shitting on my head you did this in grade six

00:37It was a group project I think most of the stuff in here would get a teacher fired today

00:42No, dude Todd is inattentive. He would have more friends if he stopped picking his scrotum and sniffing markers

00:48At least it's not the other way around. Oh, look at this one self-driven independent thinker a pleasure to

00:53teach the world needs more

00:56Audrey's aren't you perfect or in a winner baby. Oh, yeah, mr

01:00Bird did not like you fucking prick. I hate that guy

01:06Hot damn miss Walton. Oh, here we go. That was your teacher crush crush of all crushes

01:13God those tight short skirts and those long legs to this day. I still can't walk past a pantyhose aisle.

01:18They're getting dizzy

01:19Todd's not reaching his full potential struggles with focus easily overwhelmed

01:25Was I good at anything?

01:27You could run fast help yourself dad stay I'm retired tends to panic during presentations needs to work on this

01:34especially after the spelling bee incident

01:36What was the spelling bee incident? It was nothing. It was something. He gave the poor kid the word baloney

01:42He froze up. He went white as drywall and crumbled like a cheap sawhorse. Didn't ya baloney. It's not even

01:48a hard word

01:49I could spell it now. I was 12. Oh, yeah, okay. Spell it baloney

01:53B

01:54A

01:54Already wrong. Oh, I hate that word. It's a big word. Look at this one a born leader

02:01Audrey could be prime minister

02:03Damn, I peaked early. Oh, you peaked all right peak sniffing teachers asses and polishing apples for extra credit

02:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is all ancient history. Come on. Who wants to peak at 11 anyway? Hey now

02:14Well, you got a peak sometime right toddy. Don't worry. There's still hope you're not that old. You're so fucking

02:20funny

02:26I

02:26Always thought miss Walton was just a flirty lady who bathed in perfume, but now I'm like holy shit

02:30Maybe she actually saw something in me or maybe she wanted fewer parent teacher meetings

02:35It's kind of wild right? I mean a year ago. I was folding jeans a jean machine and now I

02:40got a stiletto hammer

02:41I got apprentices asking me where the good gloves are

02:44I mean, maybe I'm actually becoming the person she thought I could be miss Walton probably still thinks I'm a

02:48dumbass

02:49I bet she tells that fucking spilling me story all the time. She's still alive

02:54Never heard of cutting in half their dick brain. They don't have to chew twice like why make more work

02:59for myself

03:00Todd

03:02Earplugs, please. Let's go

03:05What's up?

03:07There's been a mercury spill in the river. Was it us? I don't know yet, but it's a reminder to

03:12produce that community outreach video

03:14Conk cares on cares

03:16Corn pulse just released a promo called corn pulse connects and we're getting slaughtered in the PR game

03:21I don't really know much about making videos like do I have to be on camera?

03:24No, you just need to assemble the right people you're good at organizing chaos. It's not really my field of

03:28expertise. I'll do it

03:30Oh, yeah, I was head of the AV club in high school

03:33She asked me to do it

03:34I'll do it Todd

03:36I'm the only person that you know who can make a video like that. Okay, but you have actual work

03:40to do. What about that?

03:42So change of plans Todd you're with me

03:44Just got word that the mercury could be us. So we need to address the media

03:48Huh, isn't that a head office problem? No, it's an Imperial Valley problem and we're Imperial Valley

03:53Just don't sweat it. It'll be a bunch of local reporters. You probably went to high school with

03:58Okay, but if I help you then who's gonna do video can wait or I can start right now Wow

04:02Look at your initiative. Yeah. All right, Audrey, it's yours. What do you need? Nothing?

04:08Tanner

04:09You're my guy. You just got a new phone. Come here. Sorry. What do I do it? Get over here.

04:14What did you mean by address the media?

04:15Don't worry. You're gonna kill the questions. There's gonna be questions

04:23You just turned my sandwich into a panini man. Thanks guy, bro

04:27What a fucking day. Okay, we're looking at fast cuts real people. I want it to feel sexy

04:33This isn't gonna be some fucking lame-ass corporate video where some lazy-eyed asshole drools into the camera

04:37Okay, we are going to tell people a story. We are taking them on a journey to the soul of

04:42this place. They're gonna laugh

04:44They're gonna cry. Let's show the world what conch is really about. Okay

04:49Is this the part where I pretend where I know what I'm doing until someone yells at me? Yep. That

04:55someone will be me

04:55Wonderful. Yeah get your camera

05:00Let's get this over with

05:18It's fucking huge

05:20Yeah, that doesn't look great

05:22Yeah, things got its own tide. That's not a blob. That's a bio

05:27Just finished the test. Yeah

05:30Sorry, this is above my pay grade. Oh, that's great. Envirovestigate is quitting. My wife and I are planning on

05:34having kids

05:35I'd like them to come out symmetrical

05:37Pussy, bummer. What? I'm union. I'm not polite. Yo, are we fucked? Yep. Whoa

05:42The cum nest monster in there. Look at that thing. Please have some good news. Okay. Afraid not. It's definitely

05:48us

05:49It's got conch signature runoff mercury lead and a very familiar amount of negligence Todd

05:55We had a chat and the media contact

05:58It's you. You're the guy

05:59Get a picture of that

06:00What? Not on my own. No, no, no, no, no. You love this kind of thing. You used to vlog

06:05your hangovers

06:06We spoke in front of thousands of people in your flare stack world tour. Come on

06:09I'm the solutions guy and we don't have a solution. You need to stall until we find one that I

06:15can take full credit for

06:16Oh, what about you, Chels? You're site manager. Oh, we need someone who can speak small town

06:20Someone who can talk to that guy. Who? Fucking beardo? Now listen, this is our window. We say nothing

06:24We look like we're hiding something

06:25But I don't know what to say or how to say it. You do not want me riffing up there.

06:29Trust me

06:30Correct. That's why we're gonna write you a script

06:33Talking points, sound bites, couple of jokes if the vibes feel right

06:37You do great

06:39Okay

06:41Stick with me. Get our first subject

06:44Somebody good

06:47Oh, yes

06:47There's so much we can fit in

06:49Get your camera

06:49Alright, keep it coming

06:51Roach

06:51Video time, guys

06:52Uh, what the fuck are you guys doing?

06:55Yeah, what are you doing, man? You shouldn't be doing that

06:57Ask me a plate, man

06:58I'm not a plumber

07:00What? Taser

07:00What? Oh, hey, uh, nothing

07:03I own these

07:05Um, I haven't asked you anything yet

07:07But, okay, here we go

07:09Describe the conch experience in one word

07:14Gone

07:16Ow!

07:18What the fuck?

07:20Where are you going?

07:21Better take a shit

07:21There he goes

07:22What the fuck was that?

07:23Alright, let's go get Roach. Maybe he'll be better

07:26I doubt it

07:27Hey Roach, quick interview

07:28Okay, just don't smoke on camera

07:31Okay, what has conch done for the community?

07:35Uh, I get free drugs and my teeth cleaned

07:38What? How does that relate to the community?

07:41Uh, the pharmacy guy and the teeth doctor get our businesses right, so

07:46Alright, finish my sentence

07:48For some, it's a job

07:50For others, it's a

07:52Job

07:53Am I right?

07:56Thanks for nothing, Roach

07:57Told ya

07:59Beauty

08:00That went really great

08:03Get your own morning after pill

08:05What do I look like, the school nurse?

08:07Oh my god, Steffi, I'm so glad to see you

08:09Honey

08:10It is so difficult working with people who don't take you seriously

08:14I am trying to make art

08:16You get me?

08:17Oh

08:18You got a beautiful face

08:19Will you please give me some star power?

08:21Aww

08:22You think you can handle the wattage?

08:24Let's find out

08:25Roll the cam

08:26Words of wisdom for the conch cares video

08:31Get yourself a tetanus shot

08:34And don't fall off the flare stack

08:36Anything a little bit, I don't know, warmer?

08:39I got work to do here

08:41Don't sleep with backwoods

08:43Fuck off

08:43Give me this

08:44Give me this

08:45Okay, repeat after me

08:47I feel at home at conch

08:50I feel at home at conch

08:52That's perfect if we're making a horror film

08:54But we're not trying to terrify people, we're trying to excite them

08:57Right

08:57I'm gonna shout out some emotions

08:59And you infuse the words with a vibe

09:01Okay?

09:02Got it

09:02Okay, okay

09:04Happy

09:04I feel at home at conch

09:07Okay, sexy

09:08I feel at home at conch

09:10Jesus

09:11I feel at home at conch?

09:14No, no, that's not what you meant

09:15Your video sucks

09:15Yeah, man, what are you, like, Oliver Stoner?

09:18Fuck off, guys

09:19Alfred Spliffcock

09:20Hey, did you guys sign those out?

09:21Twice, man

09:23I keel at foam at honk

09:25Fuck my life

09:26Here, just fucking take this

09:27I am

09:28We're done here

09:31Use your wee fucked up voice and try to cry if you can

09:35Oh my god

09:36I don't take a chance

09:37Let's go

09:38Okay

09:38Hey

09:39Hi

09:40Hey, hi-ho

09:42Get to the cue cards

09:43Um

09:45Our

09:46Commitment

09:47To

09:48What the fuck is this?

09:50You can't fucking read now?

09:51What are these words?

09:52Like, it's hard to read

09:53Who wrote this?

09:54I was in a rush

09:56Fucking read it

09:57We

09:58Here

09:59The crotch

10:00Conch

10:01What do you say crotch?

10:01Conch

10:02You ever stare at a word too long and it stops looking like a word, everyone?

10:07No

10:08Uh, conch

10:10Is that even how it's spelled?

10:11It's not a spelling contest, just read it

10:13Move on

10:13Anyway, there's a lot of technical mumbo-jumbo in these notes

10:17Uh, carbon trails

10:19Don't skip that

10:20River acidity

10:21Are you kidding me, Todd?

10:23Fuck me

10:25You know what, I left my science brain in the truck

10:27What's he doing?

10:28So, if you're worried, don't be

10:30I mean, this is basically like

10:33Three Mile Island

10:34Or

10:34What?

10:35Fukushima

10:36Or, you know, the, uh

10:38I didn't write that

10:39The Exxon Valdez, which turned out okay

10:42And none of those places complained

10:44They didn't bitch about a little radiation or glowing otters

10:47And, you know, they didn't stop having kids

10:49Hell no

10:50They probably had more kids because they couldn't go outside

10:53Now that's a favorite

10:54Schist of the forest

10:55Well, I guess that's gonna be, uh, about it for me

10:58I'm gonna wrap it up

11:00Wrap it up

11:01In a sandwich

11:04Baloney

11:07B

11:09A

11:09I

11:12A

11:13A

11:14A

11:15A

11:16That's not what I wrote!

11:17Blood sugar. Blood sugar issues.

11:19You'll be fine.

11:30Hey, bro.

11:31Jesus.

11:31There he is.

11:32Do you have five minutes for my Conker's promo piece?

11:35I need silence in another drinking box.

11:38Come on, Todd. Everyone else is fucking treating this like a joke.

11:41They're disrespecting me and my crew. I need you.

11:43Your crew?

11:45Isn't just you and Mini Tripod over here with a fucking cell phone?

11:48Hey, I'm 5'5".

11:50Sure you are.

11:51Fuck.

11:51Fine. You've got five.

11:53Perfect.

11:57This is General Foreman Todd Stuhl.

11:59He's also my brother. That's right.

12:02At Conk, we're one big shiny family.

12:05Some of us are shinier than others.

12:09And how would you describe this family, Todd?

12:12I don't know. Dysfunctional.

12:14A bunch of peer-pressuring pricks.

12:16Fuck you, man.

12:17Trying to fucking tank this?

12:19Jesus, I thought I could count on you.

12:21Oh, come on, odds.

12:22You hijacked the assignment and now I'm the assholes.

12:24I don't want to smile through it.

12:25I didn't hijack the assignment.

12:27Chelsea gave it to me because I'm the only one around here who gives a shit.

12:29Maybe if you gave less of a shit about being a star and more about being part of a team,

12:33the crew wouldn't treat your passion project like a joke.

12:36Can I still be filming this?

12:37Yes.

12:38Okay.

12:38Jesus, Todd, you've been grumpy since middle school.

12:40At least I didn't peak in middle school.

12:42Well, talent never dies.

12:43Neither does herpes odds.

12:44Doesn't mean we'll make a film about it.

12:46Hey.

12:47Sorry, odds.

12:48You can finish this later.

12:51Want me to get a sibling rivalry?

12:53Help me.

12:54Okay.

12:54Table it.

12:56All right.

12:57On to the next.

12:58Come with me.

13:01How you doing?

13:01Your head okay?

13:02Okay.

13:03Okay, good.

13:03Listen, we're pulling you from the media scrum.

13:06We can't have our GF blacking out on camera again.

13:08It just looks a little bad for the, you know, everything.

13:11Okay.

13:12All right?

13:14Okay.

13:15Cut.

13:18Ms. Conk, you look amazing today.

13:20Do you have time for a quick interview?

13:21No, no, no, no.

13:21No time.

13:22Just a quick conversation.

13:23I said no.

13:24We just need one sound bite.

13:25No time.

13:26There she goes.

13:27Shit.

13:27Is this the janitor's closet?

13:29Oh yeah, it's the closet.

13:30She's so fucking nuts.

13:32Okay, um, through the door then.

13:35Can you tell me a little bit about Conk caring from the family perspective?

13:38Oh my fucking god, there's a bird in this closet!

13:42Bird in that closet?

13:43No, there's no bird in the closet.

13:46Shut up.

13:47Never mind.

13:48It was a feather duster.

13:51Uh, anyway, granddaddy Conk built an empire less on caring, more on rules, silence and fear.

13:57You know, classic Fanny Father shit.

14:00Okay, just one more question before you go?

14:02No, no, no.

14:02I have to go damage control your brother's fainting spell.

14:04What?

14:06Oh fuck.

14:08That's why Todd was freaking out.

14:10I thought he was just being Todd.

14:12Yeah, you're being kind of a dick.

14:14I was?

14:15Yeah.

14:16Oh shit.

14:19Are you zooming in on me?

14:21Stop that!

14:23Come on.

14:28Alright, go, go, go, go.

14:32Wow.

14:33What a turnout.

14:35Hot damn.

14:36Guys, I have some really good news.

14:39At Conk, we are in a true partnership with Mother Nature, right?

14:45I mean, that old gal can flood a town, and what do we do?

14:47We pivot.

14:49When we leak an itty-bitty amount of mercury into the river, she just, I don't know, hides it in

14:55fishes or something, right?

14:57No, no, no.

14:58She keeps making it sound like no big deal.

15:00They'll think we're burying barrels.

15:01Oh, well.

15:02She keeps talking it all.

15:03We'll be burying the company.

15:05You feel down again, huh?

15:07I might have.

15:08A little.

15:10Seems like I'm still a fucking fuck-up.

15:12Hey, hey, hey, hey.

15:13Hey.

15:14You remember your Uncle Jerry?

15:16Like, your brother?

15:17Yeah.

15:17You remember when you were 13 and you helped him after he crashed his Sea-Doo into his ex-wife's

15:20pool?

15:20I remember him being fucking wasted, and he thought he was at the marina.

15:24That's the day, that's the day.

15:25That night, he phoned me.

15:26He says to me, Todd's my guy.

15:29Todd's the kind of kid who's ready to help out.

15:30If I ever killed somebody, Todd would be the first one there with shovels and snacks.

15:34You don't judge.

15:35You just show up.

15:36And you do your best when you're there.

15:38Whether it's, you know, helping your drunk Uncle Jerry in a Sea-Doo out of a pool,

15:41or comforting your community after an environmental disaster.

15:44You're there.

15:46Mother Nature did not give us a heads up.

15:49Hell, no she doesn't.

15:51She just crashes right on in.

15:54Uninvited.

15:55Like my Aunt Marilyn.

15:57Half drunk and some cheap-ass rosé.

16:00She's killing us.

16:01Let me fix this.

16:02That ship capsized.

16:04No offense.

16:05I know.

16:05But I want another shot.

16:06I've been fainting in front of public crowds since grade six.

16:09Like, I'm due for a win.

16:10Well, hopefully the podium comes with a handrail this time.

16:14If you're getting back up there, we spin this.

16:16You don't apologize.

16:18Anthropomorphize it.

16:19Toxic spills don't sell.

16:21But Bobby the Safety Sludge?

16:23That's a brand.

16:24Give him a jingle, you know?

16:25I'm serious.

16:27Smokey the Bear.

16:28Pillsbury Doughboy.

16:29It could be like the Michelin Man meets Slimer.

16:32People love a weird little creep with a smile.

16:35Anything's better than this shit show.

16:36How about you drink some of the water?

16:39Yeah!

16:40Well, I would.

16:40But I am doing an intermittent fasting.

16:43So, uh, no liquids until sundown.

16:45We need clean water.

16:46Yeah!

16:46And a real apology.

16:48Yeah!

16:49Come on!

16:51It's a complicated issue.

16:57I got this.

17:00Okay.

17:02We're gonna fix this.

17:04Not with bullshit.

17:05With work.

17:06And maybe sandbags.

17:08I don't know yet.

17:10You know what?

17:11Fuck this.

17:13Follow me.

17:21Follow me.

17:24Follow me.

17:25Follow me.

17:25Let's go.

17:26You want me to drink the water?

17:27I'll drink the fucking water.

17:37Anybody have a container or glass to put some water in?

17:41Anybody?

17:43Thanks, Conky.

17:51Oh, what's he doing?

17:55Go Todd!

18:06Hmm.

18:08Why don't you drink the whole thing?

18:10Not just a sip

18:42Mercury is speaking

18:43We all grew up on this river

18:45We fished in it

18:46We swam in it

18:47We probably swallowed some of it

18:48And yeah, I mean, it's full of mercury now

18:50But so are most of us

18:53When I was in elementary school

18:55I broke a thermometer open

18:56And I touched the mercury

18:57I thought it was cool

18:59And fuck it, full disclosure

19:00I licked it on a dare

19:03And then I licked it again for attention

19:05And I turned out mostly normal

19:08The thing is, most of us have stories like that

19:11We're all still here

19:12We're all still weird

19:13And we're all pretty much normal

19:15I'm not saying it's good

19:16But to pretend it didn't happen

19:18Isn't gonna fix it

19:19We all released our pet goldfish in this water

19:21Take a look at these

19:22Half my chompers are mercury

19:24I lit a jar of this water on fire

19:26To impress my girlfriend

19:28Now she's my wife

19:33He's old Todd Stuhl

19:34Leading by example

19:36Which in this case means

19:37Drinking contaminated water on camera

19:39He's also my brother

19:41You got this, bro

19:42Here's the thing

19:43If we're stuck with this blob

19:45Let's own it

19:46Let's make it our own

19:48I say we name the fucking thing

19:50Yeah, all right

19:51Globby

19:52That's a friendly name

19:53Nice, Dad

19:53How about, uh, Little Spilly?

19:56Oh

19:57Mercury

19:57That's pretty good

19:59Just spitball in here

20:00What about Blob Gnarly?

20:02Oh, that's good

20:03Huh?

20:04Little Spilly's just a misunderstood bottle

20:06All right, I think we have a winner

20:07What?

20:08Oh my God

20:08Society made him foxy

20:10I want royalties

20:11I guess this is what Peking feels like

20:14Somewhere out there is Blob Gnarly

20:16Good job

20:17You stayed upright

20:18You didn't shit yourself

20:19That's gross

20:20Oh, I think I'm extra pair of pants

20:23Kidding

20:23I smell it, obviously

20:25Oh, I know

20:25With you trades guys

20:26It's always about shit

20:27We piss

20:28And the occasional cock

20:30Hey, Todd

20:31Um, still need to make my video

20:33Except none of the guys

20:34Will play ball

20:35Half of them think

20:35That I'm filming a prank show

20:38I'm their boss

20:39I can make them dance

20:41Let's show everybody

20:42That we're functional

20:43Aw

20:44You do care

20:45No

20:45But I can fake it

20:46For five minutes

20:47Cool

20:48That's six more than usual

20:51Okay

20:52Into the camera

20:54And action

20:55Yeah, well, my old man worked here

20:56And, uh, now I do

20:58And hopefully my son after me

21:01It's, uh, it's not always easy

21:03But when you're in a jam

21:05People show up

21:06Nice

21:06And it's a job where I can be

21:08Unapologetically weird

21:09And get paid

21:10The big bucks

21:11Not a bad deal

21:12One of a kind, Dewey

21:14I care about the lunch truck

21:15Okay

21:16And that's

21:18That's all that you want to say

21:19For the video

21:19What video?

21:21Fuck Roach

21:22Conk has covered me through, uh, two divorces

21:24Four injuries

21:26And one surprise custody hearing

21:28Aw

21:29That's important

21:30Okay

21:30Well, if you need a nail gun or an alibi

21:33Someone's got you

21:34Conk isn't a perfect place

21:36But when the shit hits the fan

21:38People show up

21:39They care

21:40About the work

21:41The town

21:42And each other

21:43It's not some corporate mission statement

21:45It's just how it is

21:47Yeah

21:48You get the picture

21:49T-shirts

21:51T-shirts

21:51Hats

21:51Hoodies

21:52All proceeds go to the cleanup

21:53Or sandbags

21:54Or whatever helps

21:55We made this mess

21:56And we'll deal with it

21:58Because

21:59Conk cares

22:02Okay

22:03Well, I guess you're not a complete failure

22:05Oh, high praise from a guy who headbutted a podium on live TV

22:08And who had the brilliant idea of letting the town name a toxic blob

22:13I mean, that was Homer's idea, but who's counting?

22:16You know, I never gave a damn about your report cards

22:18I didn't need any teacher to tell me who my kids were

22:21You came out strong, you came out smart, you came out mine

22:25Oh, just so you know, that sexy crush of yours, Miss Walton

22:28Yeah?

22:29She was a boxed wine drunk

22:31Really?

22:31And I should know

22:32I banged her

22:35What?

22:37It was the only A I ever got

22:40Ew, guys

22:41I'm so jealous

23:03Honestly, the most frequent thing that happens here in terms of safety is, like, dudes getting their dicks caught in

23:08their zippers

23:08And I don't go into the bathroom for that

23:10I send Homer in

23:12He likes it

23:13The mercury blob will be contained

23:15This is not our first rodeo

23:17I mean, it is our first rodeo

23:19It's just not the first rodeo

23:21There are plenty of rodeos out there

23:23It's happened before

23:24The point is, the technology is there

23:26We will clean it up

23:27Things will be fine

23:28Life will go on

23:29Alright?

23:30Are we done?

23:31Okay, we're totally fucked

24:01We'll be right back

24:06YouSmack

24:12Frodo is the friend of the working man

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