The Trades (2024) Season 3 Episode 2

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🏘️ The Trades (2024) - Season 3 Episode 2  When tools go missing, chaos follows. In Episode 2 "Tool Box Troubles", a prized set of workshop tools disappears right before finals — and everyone's a suspect. Friendships are tested, alibis are shaky, and the hunt for the truth is funnier than the crime. Who took the tools... and why?  🔹 Episode Highlights: • Mystery in the workshop: tools vanish, suspicion spreads • Comedy of errors: false accusations, wild theories & awkward confrontations • Team challenge: students must improvise with limited resources • Instructor intervention: can order be restored before finals? • Signature Trades humor: friendship, frustration & funny fixes  🔹 Series Info: • Format: Comedy / Workplace Serial / Coming-of-Age Ensemble • Original Network: CBC (Canada) / Crave / International Streaming • Season: 3 | Episode: 2 | Title: "Tool Box Troubles" • Setting: Trades University, Canada | Language: English • Runtime: ~22-25 minutes  🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to comedy series recaps on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.  👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Who do YOU think took the tools? 👇" Turn on notifications 🔔 for Episode 3 "Welding Woes"!  #ShowTVMovies #TheTrades #CBC #ToolBoxTroubles #S03E02 #ComedySeries #TradeSchool #CanadianTV #BingeWatch #WorkplaceComedy  ⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "The Trades" belong to CBC, Crave, and associated producers. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.

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00:13Charles Conk, visionary, founder, father, a man of many convictions, most of which were eventually overturned.

00:26Bullshit!

00:26Oh my Jesus, I'm knocking down tears, man.

00:33Sorry, Daddy. I'm so sorry, God, he hated it. He hated when people cried.

00:38That's not crying.

00:39Daddy always said, if you have to cry, at least have the decency to do it with the engine running

00:45and a hose out the window attached to the exhaust.

00:47Fuck. Why is she back?

00:49Because life is unfair, Todd.

00:51Fuck me.

00:52He was a simple man. He didn't have a whole lot of hobbies. He liked diesel engines, danishes. He really

01:03likes those.

01:04Gosh, he used to like to lick all that. Icing off all the danishes and then put them back into

01:10the box.

01:11And he'd be like, don't waste that. There's, there's still a lot of good danish in there.

01:15Ugh.

01:15Like someone was actually gonna eat it.

01:17It goes my appetite.

01:19You know, someone usually did.

01:20That was me. I think I probably ate like 200 of those pre-licked danishes.

01:25My chin is disgusting.

01:27All right, let's do this.

01:29Sick joke.

01:31Rest in peace, Daddy.

01:33She thinks he's going to heaven?

01:35Not a chance.

01:40Here we go. Open your mouths, boys.

01:41Better wait.

01:42Still a drop.

01:44Oopsie-daisy.

01:47She, what is she doing?

01:49What's happening there?

01:50Mr. Cock?

01:51No, no, no. Don't do it, Jed.

01:53Oh, no, hold on.

01:55Oh, good idea.

01:56Incoming.

01:59Here's your lunch.

02:02He's in my mouth.

02:03He's in my mouth and my soul.

02:06All right, how the fuck am I getting down from here?

02:08Joe.

02:09What?

02:10Give her a shove, coffee.

02:11That was like a pair of danishes.

02:14Are you going to wear that on your lunch date?

02:16Yeah, that's my lucky shirt.

02:18You've got dead guy on you.

02:19What?

02:22Oh, shit. I don't have time to go and change.

02:24Come here. Let's wash it.

02:30Oh, hell.

02:31You too, huh?

02:33Wait.

02:34You seeing Dana today like this?

02:36Yep.

02:36A bit of advice.

02:37Nope.

02:38You're not going to be my dating coach, do we?

02:40I've dated.

02:41You've been catfished twice.

02:42True.

02:43By the same woman.

02:44I'm good.

02:44I still have a shot with that chick, but listen.

02:46Dana has high standards.

02:48You know what they say.

02:49Second date.

02:50Make or break.

02:51You have no idea what they say, you turd shovel.

02:54This has to come off.

02:55Let's wash it.

02:57You know I'm rooting for you, bro.

02:58Good to know, Dewey.

03:00I'm rooting for us.

03:03You might get lucky tonight.

03:04Oh, my God.

03:05You think so?

03:05Fucking hope so.

03:08My condolences about Charles.

03:10It was so sudden.

03:11Woo-hoo!

03:12Huh?

03:12Uh, what, was he ill?

03:15No.

03:15No, his cellmate stabbed him 26 times with a spork.

03:20Oh.

03:21But I was told it was peaceful and quick.

03:23What's a spork?

03:25It's halfway between a fork and a spoon.

03:27I was in Peru at a wellness retreat when I heard the sad news, doing some healing work,

03:32making some big life decisions.

03:35So, I'm back.

03:37And I'm here to learn everything about this dang business from the ground up.

03:42Oh, no, Jen, you don't want to work here.

03:44Did you forget this?

03:45This is team building at its finest.

03:47This is really your screensaver.

03:49Don't you have pictures of a niece or a cat you can put up there, Chelsea?

03:54I'm counting 46 middle fingers in this photo.

03:56It's the most unified the crew has ever been.

03:59Need I remind you that after the plant unionized, thanks to you, Chelsea...

04:03That's right.

04:03...our stock price tanked.

04:05Cornpull's got a bigger market share and it broke Daddy's heart.

04:08Now, I am the only conk left, so I am here to learn it all.

04:13Learn all the traits, to weld, to escalate, to...

04:18Forklift shit.

04:19You're not certified.

04:21Or insured.

04:22Or remotely capable.

04:24You could pair her with somebody who is.

04:29Todd, get over here.

04:31Can you take Ms. Conk on a plant tour today?

04:35That is a great idea.

04:38Sure.

04:39You know what, yeah, I would love to do that shit.

04:41Come on, Jen, I'll show you the ropes.

04:43Great.

04:43Where are those ropes?

04:44Next, Chelsea.

04:45Godspeed.

04:49Jesus Christ.

04:53Coming up on the right here, you've got your boilermakers.

04:55The knuckle taggers of the crew.

04:57Spend most of the day stuffed in a hole.

04:59Hey, boys.

05:00Here we go.

05:03You've got your electricians here.

05:05Highest paid, least liked.

05:07If you're not smart enough to be an engineer, you're an electrician.

05:10Wait, they're waving at ya.

05:12And your painters.

05:13They're all totally fucked from the fuse.

05:16Hey.

05:17I look like Todd.

05:19You look like Todd from work.

05:21What do you got there?

05:22These are my vitamins.

05:24It's a, uh, it's an herb from Farrell.

05:29Here.

05:30I'm good.

05:31I'm old school.

05:32I like my drugs for my dealer.

05:33Oh, no, these will fix everything, except boners, apparently.

05:37Well, I'm on the clock.

05:38I've got to stay sharp.

05:39Believe it or not, this is a very dangerous place to work.

05:41Can you hold this for me?

05:44Oh, shit, shit, shit.

05:45Oh, Jesus Christ.

05:47Holy shit.

05:48Jeff, look.

05:49What is this?

05:49Fuck me.

05:51Why are you staring in the middle of the room?

05:52Why are you driving like a fucking maniac?

05:54You know what?

05:55Fuck it.

05:56Maybe I will take these pills.

05:58Uh-huh.

05:58That should help you.

06:00Okay, Steph here is going to be taking over the tour now.

06:02You're in excellent hands.

06:03Fuck you, Todd.

06:05Do me a solid here, okay?

06:06I'm running a bit late.

06:07What is this?

06:07Take your nepo boss to work day?

06:09You know, it just fucking killed me, man.

06:10Hey, Trace Barbie.

06:12Roach, let's go.

06:13Shirt swap.

06:14Oh.

06:16Okay, here you go.

06:17Whoa, what do we got here?

06:20Whoa.

06:21Do you even know what those are?

06:23Yeah, of course.

06:24I'm not reckless.

06:25Pills, man.

06:26What kind of buys can I expect?

06:28Don't know.

06:29Apparently, they fix everything, so good luck.

06:30Whoa.

06:31These better fucking work.

06:33Right on, man.

06:34Mystery pills.

06:38What I normally tell Dewey is you just...

06:41Yeah, no, no, I got it.

06:43Just between your fingers, though.

06:45You just want to put it between your...

06:47It's like you're holding a pencil, sort of.

06:50Can you see?

06:50You know what?

06:51You could just ask for a fork.

06:53Oh, no, no, no.

06:53I'm good.

06:55Must be the pills I'm on.

06:57Some slippery little guys, huh?

06:58Uh, yeah.

07:01Uh, sorry, big guy.

07:03You can keep that if you like.

07:05We got a runner.

07:08Bacatare.

07:11Did you hear that?

07:14Oh, sorry.

07:17Shit, are you okay?

07:19You got allergies?

07:21No, I've just been getting color-triggered migraines.

07:23Nice.

07:25No.

07:26Not actually.

07:27I'm just sensitive to visual overload.

07:32High contrast.

07:37That shirt.

07:38Wow.

07:39That is an aggressive pattern.

07:43Yes, it is.

07:44Are those neon flamingos?

07:46Yeah, and they're playing saxophones.

07:52Sorry, it's actually borrowed.

07:54You should see the one I was going to wear.

07:55It's covered in a dead guy's body dust.

07:59Yeah, I got nothing.

08:00It's hot in here, huh?

08:02That's soy sauce.

08:08I'm just going to hit the shitter real quick.

08:10Or the toilet.

08:11Do you want anything?

08:12From the shitter?

08:14Well, sometimes they have those baskets with the little bottles of mouthwash.

08:17Gum, condoms.

08:18Tampons.

08:19You need tampons?

08:20No, I'm...

08:20I'm your guy.

08:21I got you.

08:22I'm good.

08:22Okay, I'll be right there.

08:28Oh, shit.

08:30That's the kitchen.

08:31Only the employees can piss from there, I bet.

08:35Hello.

08:38There it is.

08:39Yep.

08:40You're good?

08:40I am good.

08:41Good luck with...

08:42No to the tampons, right?

08:44Yep, I'm good.

08:52Hey!

08:53No, no, no, no, lady.

08:54Not another step without a hard hat.

08:55I just had a blowout.

08:57And those dumb safety hats make dents in my forehead.

09:00They make dents in everyone's forehead.

09:01Oh, God.

09:02Fine, but if I get helmet acne, that's on you guys.

09:05Here.

09:07Uh-uh.

09:10Yeah, no, Miss Conk, you can't wear those.

09:12You can't wear sunglasses.

09:13No, I think I'm good.

09:13The Versace prescription for chronic hotness.

09:18Okay, listen to me.

09:20Always stay at least six feet away from anybody that's handling tools or equipment.

09:24Got it.

09:24And always announce your presence.

09:26Okay.

09:26Your wish is my command, lady safety steward.

09:30Okay.

09:31Oh, shit.

09:32Oh, fuck.

09:33Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

09:36And we're in trouble.

09:39Unless we bury the body.

09:41I hit her real good.

09:43Shit.

09:48Okay.

09:49You're all right.

09:50You got this.

09:52Calm the fuck down.

09:54Are you...

09:55Are you...

09:56Me?

09:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:58Am I...

09:59You?

10:00You okay?

10:01I've got this.

10:02You've got this.

10:05Oh.

10:09What the fuck is happening now?

10:17I'm not a video call guy.

10:19This is not a good time, Dewey.

10:20Hey, buddy.

10:21Just checking in.

10:22Listen.

10:23The second date is when Dana usually bails, okay?

10:26At least that's what happened with Steve and Nelson and Enrique.

10:31Why are you telling me this?

10:32You keep cutting out.

10:34I can only hear every third word.

10:36Oh, are you underwater?

10:37Why the fuck would I be underwater?

10:39I took some of Jen Conk's jungle cult pills and I'm fucked.

10:42I think I just offered to bring your sister gifts from the men's restroom.

10:45Oh, that was nice of you.

10:47Like a man?

10:48Hey, can you grab me something, too?

10:50Oh, one of those origami folded towels.

10:52Yeah, yeah.

10:52I'll take one, too.

10:53Fuck.

10:54Now it looks like my pupils are doing different jobs.

10:57One's chilling and one's exploding.

11:00It looks pretty awesome, Todd.

11:02Hold on a second, Dewey.

11:05What's up, Homer?

11:06Hey, Todd.

11:07Listen, quick question.

11:08What channels do you want?

11:09I added some truth or streamers.

11:10Stuff the deep state wants scrubbed from existence.

11:12No, no, no, no, no, no.

11:13You are not spiraling today.

11:16Breathe out the chem, breathe in the trails, and call your sponsor.

11:20Copy that.

11:20Huh?

11:21Breathing in.

11:22Huh?

11:23And breathing out.

11:27Say someone accidentally spilled some salsa and queso into your chlorine cesspool.

11:34Got it right in the filter.

11:35What the fuck did you do?

11:36I don't have time for this.

11:38You're going to have to drain it.

11:39Drain the whole system.

11:40Grab a bucket, scoop the shit out of there, or you're going to ruin the plumbing.

11:43All that shit is going to back everything up, and I'm not cleaning it myself.

11:46You sat in town there, or what?

11:48Just a minute.

11:50Fix my fucking hot tub.

11:53Everything okay, Todd?

11:56Shit, uh, all good.

12:00Just cleaning up in here.

12:05Send.

12:06What the fuck did I just text her?

12:09Ugh, fuck.

12:10Are you still there, Dewey?

12:12Yeah.

12:13Sounds like it's going well.

12:14No, it is not fucking going well, you fucking pissant.

12:17I've been in the crapper for, I don't even know how long.

12:20Like, the whole restaurant and Dana, they all probably think I shit myself.

12:24Well, she's seen worse.

12:26When?

12:26When has she seen worse?

12:28Uh, our softball game?

12:30Medi's coffee enema?

12:31That gave you diarrhea?

12:33Yeah.

12:33Yeah, I remember, Dewey.

12:34Thanks for bringing that up again.

12:35Real fucking helpful.

12:37Okay.

12:39You're okay.

12:41You got this.

12:45Sorry, bud.

12:46Fuck, finally.

13:00Had a run, a pair of teacher interviews?

13:02Paid the bill?

13:03What the fuck does a poof of ear emoji mean?

13:05It means fart, shit boy.

13:13I will keep seeing him.

13:15I will.

13:16I love him so much, Daddy.

13:17Fuck, this is bad.

13:19That wasn't there before, was it?

13:20Is that a concussion?

13:21I don't fucking know.

13:22Did her head get pregnant?

13:24What happened?

13:25Is she okay?

13:26Yeah, she's fine.

13:27She's resting.

13:28Nap time.

13:29Better hope it's not a brain bleed.

13:31You two are fucked.

13:32Yeah.

13:32Maybe a good time to get her passwords.

13:34Yeah, it's PartyGirl69.

13:37I love 69.

13:38Woo!

13:39So what's the play here?

13:40Like, do I call her up and mention the bathroom incident?

13:42Do I lean into that?

13:43Ghost her.

13:44You can't recover from that.

13:45She thinks you had diarrhea again.

13:46No.

13:47Don't ghost her.

13:48Just be honest.

13:49Dana, I like you.

13:50Want to grab a drink?

13:51Isn't it better just to own it?

13:52Hey, Dana, what's up?

13:53Funny story about why I took so long in the bathroom.

13:55I took these jungle pills.

13:56They completely took my head off.

13:58But I did not have a nuclear shit explosion in my pants again.

14:00That is not better.

14:01Hard to even imagine worse.

14:03You told me to be honest.

14:04Not that honest.

14:05Like, is the goal to remind her of the worst two minutes of your life?

14:07Right?

14:09Where's backwards?

14:10Enough of this shit.

14:14Communication is the oxygen of any good relationship.

14:18Shut up.

14:22Had she consumed any drugs or alcohol in the past 24 hours?

14:25Probably.

14:27Hello.

14:28I'm inside my mouth.

14:30Is she usually this weird?

14:32I mean, honestly, hard to tell the difference.

14:36I've got some good news for you.

14:38You got a strong heartbeat, very healthy vitals, but I hate to be the one to tell you, you got

14:44a serious case of resting bitch face.

14:46Okay.

14:47Seriously, it's terminal.

14:48Let's get her out of here.

14:50Oh, my God.

14:50Tanner, out of there.

14:51All right.

14:51Okay.

14:52In the chair.

14:53Okay.

14:53Into the chair.

14:54Okay.

14:55We're going to get you out of here.

14:56Where is she?

14:58Chelsea.

14:59My daddy always said that you were the best employee he ever had, and I know that's true.

15:04I am here today to regain that trust.

15:07Starts now.

15:08See those girls over there?

15:10They tried to warn me about the safety hat, and I didn't listen.

15:12So, I am committed to regaining your respect, okay?

15:18Even if it takes five months or five years, I'm not going anywhere, girlfriend, until I

15:24get the job done, okay?

15:25Fantastic, Jen.

15:27Before I fucking use...

15:27All right.

15:28Go.

15:28Pull her out.

15:29Off to urgent care.

15:31Bye.

15:33Stop moving.

15:34Sorry.

15:34This doesn't usually happen.

15:36Okay.

15:36What's the problem?

15:38Off to urgent care.

15:39You know what?

15:39Don't get up.

15:40Ma'am?

15:41Keep up with me.

15:41Okay, you two.

15:42There are protocols, so these types of accidents don't happen.

15:45There are consequences to the...

15:47Blah, blah, blah.

15:48You're good.

15:50What?

15:50We're good?

15:51Good?

15:51Yeah, you're good.

15:52Oh, okay.

15:55Our lucky day.

15:57Oh.

15:59Mm.

16:02Backwards.

16:03Nice memories.

16:04Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

16:05My sexy man.

16:06How's that going, anyway?

16:07See a gentleman?

16:08You know, like you first?

16:10Yeah, me first.

16:12And second.

16:13And some nights third.

16:15Yeah, we have a hot date tonight.

16:17I knew that redneck head game.

16:34Whoa, Audrey, thank you.

16:36No, that's not meant for you, Tanner.

16:39Fucking unsent.

16:40Unsent.

16:40No.

16:41It's already saved.

16:43Fuck.

16:44Oh, yes, you are a bad girl.

16:47And daddy, likey.

16:49You, me, leaky pipe.

16:52Let's go.

16:52Oh.

16:54Uh, yeah.

16:55Kind of had other plans, but I...

16:57Oh, damn.

16:59Oh, damn.

17:00What?

17:01What?

17:03Nothing.

17:04No, that was the best idea ever.

17:05I mean, it's the best idea, brah.

17:08No, not brah.

17:10Bro, not brah.

17:11Bro.

17:12No bro.

17:12No...

17:13No brah.

17:15Okay, first of all, what the fuck are you talking about?

17:18You got deep poisoning again?

17:19I might.

17:20And second, I need to get fucked up to try to forget about this day.

17:24You're driving.

17:25I need to get buzzed again.

17:26Are you coming?

17:28Don't ever ask me that.

17:36Whoa.

17:37Last call, folks.

17:39Good.

17:39Pipe's closing to 10.

17:40Time to go.

17:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

17:41Can we get three more rounds for me and my buddy?

17:44And no fucking lip, Fernie.

17:46Oh, yeah.

17:47Oh, here we go.

17:49Incoming fucked Dana text.

17:51Oh, gosh.

17:51What have we got now?

17:52I caught your text.

17:54I just think we're in different places now.

17:56I'm looking for a more mature relationship.

17:59Then six fucking random emojis.

18:02What the fuck?

18:03Do you believe this shit?

18:04Man, it sucks.

18:05But obviously she doesn't know what she's missing.

18:07Usually it takes three or four fucking dates before they know I'm immature.

18:11Oh, shit.

18:11She's way ahead of schedule.

18:13Whatever.

18:13It's not like I was all in.

18:14I can be a lone wolf now.

18:17Oh, your girl bailed.

18:19Shocking.

18:19Stewie.

18:20Maybe it hasn't occurred to you that a woman wants a guy that can read more than a beer

18:24label.

18:25What the fuck, Fernie?

18:27Don't remember asking you to weigh in on my fucking life.

18:30I'm a smart guy.

18:33Oh, shit.

18:34Actually, I got to go.

18:35I got to go fast.

18:36Just getting started, man.

18:37What the fuck's going on?

18:38Nothing.

18:39I'm trying to just book my duck blind for opening day and, like, this guy's just super enthusiastic.

18:43That's all.

18:44He's just a real go-getter.

18:45Did you know that when wolves get caught in a trap, quite often they'll chew their old

18:50balls off to escape?

18:52That was fucking weird, no?

18:54Fernie, that's talky.

18:55More pori.

18:56You tell a fucking Mr. Duck blind it's getting fucked up time, not phone time.

19:01You want me to tell him?

19:02No need.

19:03Got it.

19:05I need my wingman.

19:08You in or what?

19:10Yep.

19:11You go get him, Tiger.

19:13Ladies!

19:14Hey!

19:15You want to get fucked up?

19:16Whoa!

19:17Okay, then.

19:18Great.

19:19Sorry, I just got new boots.

19:22Yeah.

19:23Surprised they weren't more receptive than that.

19:26Right?

19:26Shocking, actually.

19:27Maybe it's your fucking ostrich shirt.

19:29What the fuck is wrong with my shirt?

19:32They're fucking flamingos, and they're talented.

19:37Thanks for picking me up, deuster.

19:42Here.

19:43We're here.

19:47Be careful.

19:48Why do you think your sister doesn't think I'm mature enough?

19:52Hey.

19:53You know what?

19:56Honestly, it's her loss.

19:58You showed her all your beautiful fucking layers, man.

20:01Maybe it was too fast.

20:02Who knows?

20:04Oh, what can I say?

20:06She's always been the weird one in our family, you know?

20:09I'm just bummed because...

20:11I wanted you to be my brother-in-law.

20:15I know, D-Man.

20:17Thanks for the ride, bud.

20:21I'm just bummed.

20:21Fuck!

20:23There you are.

20:25What the fuck, Homer?

20:27There's queso cheese in the pipes, the fucking filter.

20:29It's all gummed up.

20:31Taking me all day to figure it out.

20:32This is figured out?

20:34Your levels are way off, man.

20:36How much fucking chlorine you put in this thing?

20:38Might as well be gargling bleach.

20:39We're moving to salt water.

20:41Who the fuck's gonna pay for that?

20:46Nachos?

20:46They're cold.

20:47No.

20:49I'm worried about you, man.

20:51Yeah, I'm worried about me, too.

20:52We're calling your fucking sponsor as soon as I sober up.

20:56Yeah, yeah.

20:56Good night, Todd.

20:57Night, snacks.

21:01Oh, fuck you.

21:03You little scavenging bitchy grease gun.

21:06What?

21:07Ow!

21:09Shut up!

21:15Shut up!

21:17I'm back.

21:18I've been crying for days and I'm falling apart.

21:23Can't read the lines on the face.

21:27I feelin' twice my face.

21:32I've been crying for days and I'm falling apart.

21:54Sorry, I've been drinking as well.

22:10I've been crying for days and I'm falling apart.

22:13I feel like a cat in a cage.

22:18I feel like a cat in a cage.

22:20I've been crying for days and I'm falling apart.

22:25I feel like a cat in a cage.

22:26Can't read the lines on me because I'm falling apart.

22:31I feel like a cat in a cage.

22:40I'll be right back.

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