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00:02Mr. Incognito, Mr. Fancy Pants, who could possibly win?
00:07When Margo was little, she played with dolls and practiced her make-believe with a vengeance.
00:12You think, punk, you're a dead man. Try me, loser. Burn, die, kill, and crush.
00:21An only child needs to develop a complex inner world, and this one could pretend just about anything.
00:26And they're still down, and they're fighting.
00:28Eventually, her imagination became her playmate.
00:32Entire alien worlds bloomed inside her head.
00:35Lives she never lived. Impossible possibilities.
00:40Sometimes, she wondered if this was a curse.
00:42Was her father's carny lifestyle and career as a fabulist in her blood?
00:51Or was she just trying to avoid reality by rewriting it?
01:04The beginning of a story, when you start to read it, is like a first date.
01:08You hope that from the opening lines, the magic will happen,
01:11and that you will sink into the narrative like a hot bath, giving yourself over entirely.
01:17That's what you want. For the author to come right up to you in the dark of your twisted mind,
01:22and kiss you on the throat.
01:27Miss Millett?
01:30Can you hold back a second?
01:34Did I write it?
01:35Of course I wrote it.
01:37I do not plagiarize.
01:38I wrote that.
01:39Okay, and my second question is, why are you here?
01:48This paper is excellent.
01:49Why are you at Fullerton College? You can go anywhere.
01:52Yeah, right. Like Harvard?
01:54Yes, like Harvard.
01:56I don't think they let you in there for writing a good English paper.
01:58That is exactly why they let you in.
02:04Oh.
02:06I'm meeting him for coffee.
02:08I'm sorry, what? Why?
02:10What?
02:10Marco, if a professor asks a student to get coffee...
02:12It's because he wants to fuck her.
02:14They've actually done studies.
02:15He's married.
02:16Oh, gee, then.
02:18I want to get coffee with him, okay?
02:20Why? Is he cute?
02:21He thinks my writing is brilliant.
02:24And he meant it.
02:25Okay, do you not see the irony here?
02:27He wows you with the characters in books are not real.
02:29It's why the reader falls for them.
02:30And now here you are, falling for him, who's equally unreal.
02:33About just the title, Professor, makes him mysteriously non-human in your eyes.
02:36Can you for once not analyze me?
02:38I don't need to analyze you.
02:39I know you.
02:40And you're probably a character in a book for him, too.
02:42One with sticky pages.
02:44Don't be gross.
02:45I'm being your mother.
02:46Do I need to call your mother?
02:48I'm not gonna sleep with the guy, okay?
02:52I'm not!
02:53It's possible that I might be a leg man.
02:57I always thought I was a forearm man, because of this little nut between the bicep and the forearm.
03:02But, my lord, this leg.
03:05My mother has the best legs in the history of the planet.
03:09I used to think that I wanted to grow up to be them.
03:12Her legs?
03:12And then I thought, no, I want to be her sheer black pantyhose.
03:16She works at Bloomingdale's.
03:19I think maybe I was imprinted like a baby duck to her stockings.
03:22I mean, can you imagine wanting to grow up to be hoes?
03:25Good that you reset your aspirations.
03:29Do you remember when you first wanted to become a writer?
03:31Ever since I was little.
03:34Probably because of my father.
03:35He used to read to me when I was a baby.
03:37Really?
03:38When does he think of you writing?
03:40Oh, he's never read me.
03:42I was raised by a single mom, so he would pop in and out, but...
03:47It's not like I can really claim to know him.
03:49Well, I think you should send him one of your pieces.
03:52I think he would be quite proud to know you.
03:55So, I wrote you a poem.
03:58The Hungry Ghost.
04:01In the dark, we turn to one another.
04:04Like deformed doves, confused that we have bodies.
04:08I feel nothing.
04:10Keep touching me.
04:12I feel nothing.
04:13I'm a hungry ghost.
04:20Isn't it amazing?
04:22It's creepy.
04:23It's beautiful.
04:25Your blood sugar's low.
04:27Go to the store right now and buy some OJ and Harvest Cheddar Sun Checks.
04:30I'm fine.
04:31I don't want orange meal.
04:32Honestly, Margo, I think you should get away from this dude.
04:35Get him to write a recommendation for you.
04:36Either that or you report him.
04:38Oh, maybe he can shoehorn you into NYU.
04:39You, uh...
04:40We have real professors here, by the way, who are more into teaching than getting into their
04:43students' pants.
04:44Oh!
04:46Hello?
04:47Did you just throw me?
04:48Margo, pick up that phone.
04:50Stay away from him.
04:52Margo!
04:52Stay away from him!
05:08Thank you for coming.
05:12uh no not here this is the sacred place that is actually why did you meet me here today
05:25so so this place is obviously an important part of me
05:33as are you as is god i'd like to incorporate god more into the equation of us
05:43okay it's great that you're with us on sundays i want you to be among us
05:56okay the choir uh you agreed to be in the choir well it would be less painful than being on
06:03some
06:03committee is it a cult this church yeah kenny wants me to um be among the episcopalians
06:11house school any upticks in your intelligence some
06:18hold on mom you can't just do this to somebody i only do this to you you have such beautiful
06:24eyes
06:24and i'm tired of being the only one who thinks so what are you studying well um my late class
06:32i have this amazing professor which i mean who knew at fullerton college right he thinks that
06:37i could have a real future as a writer could you imagine me as a real writer yes i can
06:43imagine that
06:44tell me about him who your professor
06:53well he's great there's this contagion in the way that he teaches he has a way of really making you
07:02feel the books feel the characters
07:07tell me more that's it there's nothing really more to tell
07:13that isn't true is it
07:18oh my god
07:31who's that it's one of my roommates
07:33roommates i told you i had roommates you didn't say they would be home
07:36well i'll see who part of him is let's go over there it's a stress-bearing wall
07:46he is tender and thoughtful and sweet and he writes beautiful emails let me read you one
07:52marco he's a 30-something year old professor shipping a student do not be falling in love
07:58with him i'm not gonna fall in love with him but he's making me fall in love with you some
08:02that's the oldest trick in the book you're too smart for this
08:24oh my god
08:26oh uh sorry um how i uh how i exercise to that to him yeah i love wrestling and he's
08:38my favorite
08:38isn't he retired you follow wrestling
08:44no oh well yeah he has the most amazing bellow it's like tarzan
09:05so this bitch beckon she's probably just jealous you know friends can get envious that way
09:09what exactly would she have been envious of well she's stuck in the big apple studying at a major
09:14university while you get to be here in fullerton working a night shift with you
09:18exactly with me oh are you still nauseous oh it's just a bad taco i think it's fine
09:28oh dude that is not cool i'm so sorry you've been nauseous for three days dude you think maybe
09:35you should take a test what do you mean a test i mean a test the kind you can't study
09:39for at
09:4040 college
09:44oh
09:45oh
09:45oh
09:45oh
09:53oh
09:57oh
09:58oh
10:17oh
10:18oh
10:18oh
10:19oh
10:21oh
10:23oh
10:25okay
10:30well um
10:31i want to be there to support you in any way possible
10:36yeah like i would start by calling plant parenthood but i don't know if private doctor
10:40does it or if it's nicer i don't want you to have to go to some cheap clinic
10:43um
10:48what
10:49sounds like you've made my decision
10:51excuse me
10:52that i should have an abortion
10:54what
10:56i would never
10:58make such a decision for you
11:00that is your decision to make
11:01i mean ours
11:03together
11:04but a woman's body
11:05your body
11:06your right
11:07i totally respect that
11:09of course
11:10obviously
11:13are you catholic
11:14no
11:17but terminating a life
11:21that's something to think about
11:22as is aborting your future margo
11:25your promise
11:28ever had one of these before
11:29no
11:31well
11:31when the fetus is this size
11:33we can't see well enough through the belly so
11:35we have to take a peek internally
11:37you're gonna stick that in me
11:39well the gel is heated so it shouldn't be too bad
11:42how can it not be bad
11:43i'm about to be fucked by a robot
11:47sorry
11:47that just came out
11:49i've heard worse
11:50are we ready
11:51are we ready
11:52yeah
11:53yeah
11:54i guess we're ready
11:55make yourself comfortable
11:58here we go
12:11what's that
12:12well that's the heartbeat
12:19it is
12:20i would say
12:21based on these measurements
12:23that you're about
12:25nine to ten weeks
12:26what
12:27oh i should have asked
12:29do you want to copy the photo
12:31yeah
12:41do we know what we want to do about the pregnancy
13:03i like your nails
13:07thanks
13:11ten weeks
13:12do you want to see the picture
13:15no
13:20you want to keep it don't you
13:23i don't know
13:36you keep this baby
13:37you're taking care of it
13:38it would be your child
13:39i know
13:42god damn it
13:43you were in college
13:45you were gonna be somebody
13:46who was i gonna be
13:47you know what i mean
13:48you were gonna have a career
13:49and you were gonna like
13:50do things
13:51what things
13:52whatever you wanted
13:55oh my god
13:56oh my god
13:58how do i tell kenny
13:59kenny
14:00he's religious
14:03he'll either be shocked
14:04that you're having an abortion
14:05or
14:05that you got knocked up
14:06in the first place
14:07i don't really care
14:08what kenny thinks
14:09well
14:10you need to
14:11because he could end up
14:12your stepdad
14:14fuck
14:14fuck
14:15fuck
14:15fuck
14:16fuck
14:18i'm sorry
14:23you know me well enough
14:24when i get scared
14:26god when i got pregnant with you
14:28i was terrified
14:29you kept me
14:30a one night stand
14:31from a guy who picked you up
14:32at hooters
14:33i mean what would possess you
14:37i thought he was the one
14:40your dad
14:40you didn't even know his name
14:42i guess i'm gonna have to tell dad
14:43by the way
14:44if i decide to keep it
14:46promise that i
14:47keep him in a loop
14:48on the big stuff
14:49yeah when was the last time
14:50you talked to him
14:52not in a while
14:54closer to never
14:55than recently
14:59how did you break the news
15:00when you were pregnant
15:04um
15:11one night
15:11he and a few of his friends
15:14came into the restaurant
15:15and uh
15:16drunk
15:17off their asses
15:18and
15:19after my shift
15:20he took me back
15:21to his hotel room
15:22and
15:22i told him
15:29he
15:30seemed really
15:31happy
15:32it was
15:33weird
15:34like
15:35he
15:35couldn't stop smiling
15:36and he was rubbing my tummy
15:38and then he told me he was married
15:41and that
15:42kind of
15:44broke my heart
15:46and uh
15:47i was crying
15:48and
15:49uh
15:50he said
15:52i'm
15:52really glad
15:53that i met you
15:55and i realized
15:58i was
16:00i was really glad that i met him too
16:02you know
16:03you come into town
16:03we get together
16:04and he'd sometimes bring you a toy
16:06rock you on his knee
16:07and
16:07you know
16:08and hoist you around some
16:10like
16:11hoist me around some
16:12and
16:13oh my friends thought i was the biggest dumbass on earth
16:16but i
16:17i loved him
16:21you chose to keep me
16:25i did
16:30do you believe things happen for a reason
16:34i don't know
16:35i think you want to wreck your life
16:37i ruined your life
16:42you ruined my life
16:44so pretty
16:55are you in love with him
16:56your professor
16:58i'm not in love with him
17:03i don't want him
17:07but for whatever reason
17:11i want this baby
17:17i want it more than i've ever wanted anything
17:31it's very important that you not judge her
17:33why would we do that
17:34we're not judging people
17:36i'm just saying she's gonna need our support
17:37i'm not gonna faint support for a decision i don't approve of
17:40she's a student supposedly a feminist
17:42i mean what message is she sending
17:46hey
17:46what's up
17:49we were planning your baby shower
17:51we were
17:52i really don't want a baby shower
17:54whether you want one or not
17:55you're gonna need stuff and that's the best way to get it
17:57hey
17:57may i ask
17:58is he going to be part of the picture
18:01evidently not
18:02what do you mean evidently
18:04he's gone a bit silent after i told him i'm having it
18:08he's gone stone cold silent
18:09he sent me another poem
18:11ooh
18:11ooh
18:20Oh, my God.
18:47Oh, my God.
19:13Oh, my God.
19:46Oh, my God.
20:18I'm not a serious person.
20:21What kind of person are you?
20:24A cheesy one.
20:26Can I ask you something?
20:29Why do you always write in third person?
20:32I think that it makes me have more sympathy for the character.
20:37My character makes it easier for me to like myself.
20:41You're the most singular woman I've ever met.
20:49Hey.
20:51Hey.
20:52You all right?
20:53You've been kind of quiet.
20:55And I get triggered by long stretches of silences.
20:58How did I let this happen?
21:00I can read a comment that it's not about me falling in love with him as it is him making
21:06me fall in love with myself.
21:08I think that's what he did.
21:11He made me feel important.
21:14What am I going to do?
21:16I can't even get a deep breath.
21:17It causes this stabbing pain.
21:19What I do is I just pretend that stuff is make-believe.
21:25That's why I watch wrestling.
21:26You know, instead of other sports because it's all scripted.
21:29It's pre-thought out.
21:30I feel safe watching it.
21:32Well, this is definitely not pre-thought out.
21:35And I don't feel safe.
21:37Maybe try your father again.
21:39Dads are always good at making their daughters feel important.
21:41I've texted him a gazillion times.
21:45Maybe your mom?
21:48You could try the Goodwill.
21:49They might have a used upper baby.
21:51They won't have anything there but crap.
21:52Brown floral fabric and cheap plastic.
21:54You want him to grow up and spit from truck windows and laugh at racist jokes?
21:58Come on, I get a discount.
22:00Look at this stuff.
22:03How can they be so expensive?
22:06$1,200.
22:07That's more than I paid for my car.
22:09Well, it's of higher quality.
22:14It's all so beautiful.
22:15It really is.
22:22What are you doing?
22:24This is the world that my baby deserves.
22:27The one I won't come close to being able to afford.
22:29Get up off the floor.
22:32This is so wrong.
22:33You are making a scene.
22:36Get yourself back up off the floor, young lady.
22:39There are no victims in Bloomingdale's.
22:51Fine.
22:58Hi, boy.
22:59I need this one.
23:00Let's go.
23:06Oh, God.
23:08Mom!
23:08Come on.
23:17Get in.
23:18It will not hold me.
23:19Get in.
23:21Here, let me try.
23:22Let me try.
23:25Bye, kid.
23:28Thanks, Mom.
23:32Even with the discount.
23:34I don't care.
23:35No grandchild of mine is riding in a boring-ass stroller.
23:41What?
23:45Do not tell me.
23:48Yeah.
23:49That's him.
23:50Mom?
23:52Listen to me.
23:54I'm going to go talk to him.
23:56You're going to take the stroller to the car.
23:58Let me just smash his face then.
23:59I can be quick about it.
24:00You're going to mind your own business.
24:02I don't do that.
24:03I fucking swear.
24:04Just take the stroller to the car.
24:08I will deal.
24:22I'll find him for you.
24:24Where's that?
24:25Professor.
24:26Margo Millett.
24:27I took your late class.
24:28You probably don't remember.
24:30Do you remember?
24:33Uh, this is my wife.
24:36Hi.
24:36Sarah.
24:37Daughter.
24:38Haley.
24:38My son.
24:39Max.
24:40Hello.
24:42I'm sorry to intrude, but there's no time like the present to take exception, right?
24:48She was very disappointed by her final grade.
24:51She felt you treated her unfairly.
24:54Honey, um, do you want to just go inside for a sec?
24:57Sure thing.
24:58I'll be right there.
24:58Come on, guys.
24:59I'll be right there, bud.
24:59Okay?
25:00Daddy will be back.
25:04Did you follow me here?
25:06Are you stalking me?
25:07Stalking you?
25:08I was shopping here.
25:10Not like I can really afford to.
25:12It's nice to see that you can.
25:13Look, Margo.
25:15I don't know what this is about, okay?
25:16Look at me, Mark.
25:18Take a guess.
25:19I endeavor to be responsible here, and the most responsible thing that I could have possibly
25:22done, which I did do, was to discourage you from having this baby.
25:25Do you want me in this baby's life?
25:26Is that what this encounter is about?
25:27If it even is my child?
25:30Excuse me?
25:33Excuse me.
25:34Excuse me.
25:34Excuse me.
25:39What do you want from me, Margo?
25:42You know what, Mark?
25:45Nothing.
25:48I want absolutely nothing.
25:53He actually questioned whether the baby was his.
26:00He checked you out as you walked by, the father of my child took a beat to check out my
26:06mother.
26:10I told you to stay out of it.
26:12I did stay out of it.
26:13I didn't even look at you.
26:15I just walked in the car.
26:16Yeah!
26:16You walked right by us!
26:17Okay, clearly you are looking for a fight.
26:19I suspected him, and he's not here, so I'll do.
26:22I'm angry at him.
26:24And you.
26:26Because maybe this was a stupid decision, and maybe you were right.
26:29But this is my decision, and I'm having this baby, your grandson, and for you to not show
26:35an inch of joy, how dare you not celebrate it?
26:41Because I don't!
26:43Well, I love him, of course, just as I love you from the day you were born.
26:48But no, I don't celebrate this tragedy for one second.
26:53And your life as you know it, no, check that, as you never got to know is over.
27:01Oh, no, I don't rejoice in that!
27:07Life breaks people.
27:12Nobody tells you that, and you won't read that in those what to expect when you're expecting
27:17books, but this will break you.
27:21I'm not broken.
27:22Can you just get out of the car for two seconds?
27:25You want me to get out of the car?
27:26Yes, because I need to scream!
27:27And it's not good for the baby.
27:29And it'll reduce my stress, but it might not hiss, so please get out.
27:33It'll just take a second.
27:49Stop doing the other way, ma'am.
27:52Why don't you just give her the epidural?
27:54Oh, please.
27:55Oh, God's sake, give it to me, then.
27:58Push!
27:59Push!
28:00Come on, giant.
28:00Come on, push.
28:01Come on!
28:03Come on!
28:04Come on,
28:04come on!
28:10Oh, God!
28:14Come on, go!
28:26Are you okay?
28:27You're so beautiful.
28:29Mom.
28:31Can you believe it?
28:32I did it.
28:34You did it, Noodle.
28:38You've done it.
29:15How you doing, brother?
29:17Never better.
29:30Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
29:33No, we got the swaddle down. Thank you.
29:36Care to hold your grandson?
29:38Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
29:42When do I get my stitches out?
29:43They'll dissolve in about a week.
29:45And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
29:49No, never. No matter how many kegels.
30:05Can you believe this?
30:07I'm going home with a baby.
30:09Going home with Frody.
30:12Bodhi. B-O-D-H-I.
30:15Bodhi!
30:16Sorry, I thought it was Frody.
30:19It's kind of crazy. They just let you leave with them.
30:22Newborn human being. No instruction manual.
30:24You'll be surprised how natural. It'll all come to you.
30:28Did it for you when you had me?
30:30Oh, yeah. Like riding a bike.
30:35Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
30:44Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
31:04I'll check in right after my shift.
31:07You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
31:10You'll be fine.
31:14You got this.
31:35You got this.
31:37Okay.
31:44Hi.
31:45Hi!
31:46Hi, Bodhi.
31:48He's so cute.
31:49He's so cute.
31:51He's so tiny.
31:53Oh, my God, he's so beautiful.
31:55He's so precious.
31:57Oh, what a miracle.
31:58Oh, miracle.
32:02He's so handsome.
32:04He's so handsome.
32:04Handsome.
32:04Exactly.
32:05And adorable.
32:06And adorable.
32:08He's probably hungry.
32:10Oh, I read that babies eat him two hours.
32:12I so wish I could.
32:14I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock?
32:16Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
32:17And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
32:21Okay.
32:31Okay.
32:37Okay.
32:45please don't ask me
32:46I think you knew
32:49the answer when you went
32:51to kiss my head
32:55you mean there's something wrong with him
32:58there's nothing wrong with me
32:59how can you just automatically know that
33:00because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician
33:02I examine a child, there's nothing wrong with me, let's call it
33:04oh I'm doing really well
33:07thanks, I look after myself
33:09thanks, I don't need ya
33:14yeah, I'm doing really well
33:17thanks, I do not need your help
33:20thanks, don't need it
33:23you hungry?
33:25do some squats as well
33:27I'm sorry, what?
33:28you can help with the colic, just deep knee squats
33:30up and down, up and down, just do it while we're talking
33:47I try to get as much of it as I can with the diaper
33:50and lift his cheeks up just to make sure that I got it
33:54are you okay?
33:55are you alright?
33:56I'm great
33:58yeah
33:59yeah
34:11oh my god, baby bonnie
34:14aww
34:16he's just perfect
34:17I don't know what else to say
34:19he's perfect
34:20no
34:22can't even remember life without him
34:26aww
34:26and you're feeling okay?
34:29no
34:30my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly
34:33the stitches dissolve from my episiotomy
34:36so I no longer have to ice my crotch
34:38so that's nice
34:39and I got a little something going with mood swings
34:42which could either be postpartum
34:45or self-awareness
34:47self-awareness of what?
34:51that I'm terrible at this
34:54Margot
34:55shh
34:56I am
34:59I'm beginning to realize that
35:01nobody is totally straight with you, you know
35:04they all just harp on the joy
35:07and the miracle
35:08and wonderful
35:10which
35:10and it is
35:11it totally is
35:15but
35:17what?
35:18I mean
35:19it just
35:20he refuses
35:21he refuses
35:22to get a good latch
35:25my nipples
35:26are so
35:27sore
35:28and after his death
35:29they don't even look like nipples
35:31they're like
35:32more like
35:32like squeezed
35:33toothpaste tubes
35:35and my areola
35:36is all
35:36white
35:37and
35:39and pinched
35:41I mean he's probably
35:42cutting off my blood supply
35:43so
35:44and
35:45he just
35:46spits them out
35:48with such
35:48vicious contempt
35:51and he makes
35:52this awful
35:53clicking noise
35:54it's like
36:00I'm sorry
36:01but the fucking little thing
36:03won't shut up
36:03I mean
36:04the least prohibits us
36:05from getting a dog
36:06having a screaming baby
36:08I think we need to
36:09extend a little more patience
36:10please
36:10she could have practiced
36:12a little more patience
36:12before screwing her lip professor
36:18it has become obvious
36:20that the people
36:20in Margo's life
36:21regard her
36:22as an unrelatable
36:23space alien
36:25and why shouldn't they
36:27she made the world's
36:28dumbest decision
36:31meanwhile
36:32Bodhi is somehow
36:33getting cuter
36:34by the day
36:35as if the nutrients
36:36he occasionally sucks down
36:37are a super powered
36:39tit ooze
36:39meant to produce
36:40the world's most
36:41perfect mutant baby
36:43what will the apex
36:44of his cuteness be
36:47the jury is out
36:59James
37:01so we've gone over
37:02your aftercare
37:02and so forth
37:03your discharge plans
37:04your follow up appointments
37:05over and over
37:08so
37:09big
37:10big reminder
37:10on the importance
37:11of routine
37:12and support groups
37:13I can't overstate that
37:15and I know
37:16you've been told
37:17that
37:17once all the kudos
37:19and attaboys fade
37:20it's
37:20the quiet
37:21that you gotta watch out for
37:23yeah
37:23you got somebody
37:25picking you up?
37:26Uber
37:26you have Uber
37:27in New Mexico?
37:28yeah
37:28uh
37:32everything
37:33good?
37:35uh
37:36a little development
37:37like a
37:38a bump development?
37:39something
37:40you need to see
37:41you need to see a counselor
37:41over?
37:44no
37:46no
37:47no
37:50fuck
37:53teaching your baby
37:54to breastfeed
37:55can be tricky
37:56but these strategies
37:57can help
37:58what's that man?
38:00tell me to tell you
38:01you need money back
38:02you got it
38:03you got it
38:04you got it
38:06like a fish
38:07injured
38:08and
38:08fuck
38:12don't you think
38:12if I knew
38:13how to make him stop
38:14I would?
38:16what do you want me to do?
38:18go outside?
38:20fuck you
38:22I don't know why
38:23you think this is acceptable
38:24I have a midterm
38:25in biochem
38:26and I know you will
38:27never understand
38:28what this night of sleep
38:29might cost me
38:29you will never get it
38:30so if you can't make it
38:31shut up
38:31can you take him outside?
38:33outside?
38:33hey come on guys
38:34it is 2am
38:35and you want me to take
38:36my one month baby
38:37outside?
38:38it's not all about you
38:39or your baby
38:41are you that clueless?
38:42I am not
38:44clueless
38:44I am well fucking aware
38:46of the magnitude
38:47of my idiocy
38:48but it's your baby
38:49your responsibility
38:50my responsibility
38:51is to pass
38:52my biochem exam
38:53okay
38:54I'll leave
38:56that's what you want
38:57I will leave
39:03you happy now?
39:05yes
39:06because now
39:06I'll be able to sleep
39:37I'll be able to sleep
40:01hi
40:02hey mom
40:04what's the matter?
40:06nothing's the matter
40:07everything's fine
40:09what's the matter?
40:13I don't think
40:14I'm going to make it
40:16don't be ridiculous
40:17you're a mother
40:17mothers make it
40:18you got this
40:19why does everybody
40:20say that?
40:22you got this
40:22because you don't
40:23have a choice
40:26I need to go back
40:27to work
40:28to make some money
40:28which means
40:29I need a babysitter
40:31which I can't afford
40:35don't even think
40:36about asking me
40:36what you're about
40:37to ask
40:39mom
41:0430 minutes
41:05well change drivers
41:15hey Jinx
41:16oh fuck
41:32hey Jinx
41:38hey
41:39what's up
41:43how you know
41:44boomer
41:45oh I uh
41:46he knows me
41:47I used to wrestle
41:48oh
41:49I never could get
41:51into that stuff
41:52it's kind of stupid
41:54no offense
41:55no none taken
41:56it's a bad job
41:57don't do it
41:57okay
42:01hey so was that
42:02his case
42:02he's sitting out
42:03there
42:03that beautiful
42:03old beast
42:04mmhmm
42:06looks nicer than
42:06riding the greyhound
42:08you had it home
42:09yeah
42:10got an ex-wife
42:11and kids back in
42:12Jersey
42:12got some things
42:13to sort
42:14mmm
42:15well
42:15must be nice
42:17for them
42:17having a famous
42:18parent at home
42:19oh yeah
42:20yeah
42:20it was a very
42:21special sort of
42:22relationship
42:22relationship
42:22mmhmm
42:49Hey, let's leave an out job.
42:52Thank you very kindly.
43:10Hey, excuse me, sir.
43:13I've got a championship belt in here.
43:15Could use a good home.
43:16I could autograph it for you.
43:17I could take a photo in case you want to resell,
43:19but I got to walk out that door in exactly 10 seconds.
43:21How would you like to do a little business with Jinx?
43:25What?
43:51I keep trying to tell you, isn't it?
43:53He doesn't like me.
43:54It's just the colic, not you.
43:56Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
44:00See?
44:01You see?
44:02He's just picking up on your attention.
44:04He does it with me too.
44:06There you go.
44:07There you go.
44:09There you go.
44:11There you go.
44:12So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
44:17Yeah.
44:18Yeah.
44:18Be good for Grandma.
44:19No.
44:19You have to put those in the fridge.
44:21Ugh.
44:21It just seems so schemy, handling your milk.
44:24You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
44:26I tried.
44:27Was it the implants?
44:29Huh?
44:30No.
44:31I got some kind of infection.
44:34Have you talked to Dad?
44:35Why?
44:36Would I?
44:37Well, I haven't.
44:38Not that I do.
44:38I just would have thought, I'm getting a bad feeling.
44:41Like, maybe something happened to him.
44:43What if he's dead?
44:44God.
44:44He's not dead.
44:45He's just whatever the fuck.
44:49Oh, hey.
44:49You got something.
44:50There.
44:51Stop.
44:53Kenny wants to meet you.
44:56I've already met him.
44:57Only in passing.
44:59And, you know, he wants to meet you and get to know you.
45:04Why?
45:05I don't know.
45:07What?
45:07Like a formal interview process?
45:10Could be.
45:11Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
45:13You bet your ass I would.
45:15What?
45:16Why?
45:18Because he's everything I'm not.
45:22He's also cheap.
45:23You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
45:26He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
45:29Do you love him?
45:31I do.
45:33Liar.
45:34I do.
45:36And I admire him.
45:37Mom.
45:38He's hardly your type, yeah.
45:39Well, I am finished waiting for my type.
45:41I don't even want my type.
45:42My type is the worst possible thing for me.
45:45So, um, when are you free?
45:48And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
45:49That's not me.
45:50And we'll go to dinner.
45:52Can I just bring Bodhi?
45:57Oh, my fucking God.
45:59You haven't told him about the baby.
46:01Okay.
46:02No.
46:03No.
46:03I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom!
46:05I knew you were gonna be this way.
46:07I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
46:10God.
46:11Unbelievable!
46:13Unbelievable yourself!
46:15Let's get it out!
46:45I do recall that with darkness in your eyes
46:50Let it come out tonight
46:55Let it come out tonight
47:04Babe, you have a visitor outside.
47:16Mom!
47:17I can't. He won't stop crying.
47:20And I just can't.
47:21So you brought him here?
47:22I tried calling. You wouldn't pick up.
47:24Oh my god.
47:26I'm not meant to be a grandmother. Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother.
47:29Fucker! Fucker! Fucker!
47:30Mom, it's okay.
47:31No, it is not okay. Don't you think I know that? Even he knows that.
47:35I wish I could be a better person, but I'm not.
47:38And his crying not-stop, that is exactly what he is trying to say.
47:42And I will not be judged. Not by him or anyone else.
47:47Look at him. Look at him.
47:49He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him.
47:52Just to make me feel worse about myself.
47:55Mom, it'll be okay.
48:14I am an awful grandmother.
48:18You're not.
48:19Oh, stop being nice. You're being mercy nice. I will not be pitied.
48:24I'm just terrible at everything except being pretty.
48:30And you excel at that. Brilliantly.
48:42I'm sorry I called him a fucker.
48:45You think he looks like me?
49:00I love you, Noodle.
49:02Love you.
49:05Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but...
49:10But what?
49:11Okay, you're fired.
49:15What?
49:15I need someone I can count on.
49:17I'll solve the childcare thing.
49:19You won't.
49:20I won't?
49:21Honey, this is your life.
49:24Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it.
49:27We survive because of dedicated employees.
49:29I need a job, Tess.
49:31And you're my friend.
49:33Yeah, Sal's your friend that I'm saying now.
49:36When people work remotely from home all the time.
49:39Especially writers.
49:44I've been trying my best to keep me together.
49:48Light as a feather and stiff as a board and lonely is right on.
49:53I've got my sights on.
49:55That open door I could run or I could take one for the team.
49:59But this time tomorrow, I won't be breathing.
50:03Believe me, I'll keep my little mouth shut or I'm gonna be sorry.
50:07What's up?
50:11Nothing's wrong.
50:12In fact, it's a positive development.
50:15Of sorts.
50:16But we wanted to let you know we found our own place.
50:19So we'll be moving out in a week.
50:21Just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates.
50:24Are you kidding me?
50:27Did you know about this?
50:28I just found out.
50:31A little notice might have been nice.
50:33It came out pretty quickly.
50:35And of course, we can still be friends in all of that.
50:40Okay.
50:56They say it's not about how you fall, but how you get back up.
51:05Bullshit.
51:06It's not just about popping back up.
51:10It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down.
51:15That's what character is.
51:16You pass the other guy's guts out.
51:18You turn them into goo.
51:20You turn them into goo.
51:44Professor.
51:46Come in.
51:53Mark.
51:54Mark.
51:55Meet Bodhi.
51:56Bodhi.
51:57Meet Mark.
51:58Well, this has become very real.
52:00Oh.
52:01He's super real.
52:03Though I would imagine
52:05far less interesting than if he were fictional.
52:15Hello, little guy.
52:17Wow.
52:18Marko.
52:20He's really beautiful, isn't he?
52:24I cannot afford a babysitter.
52:26Not being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work.
52:30Hence, I lost my job.
52:33Two of my roommates just moved out, so my portion of the rent has now increased by over a thousand
52:37dollars per month.
52:39I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for money.
52:43So instead, I've come to demand it.
52:47I need three thousand dollars.
52:50You're going to give it to me.
52:53Do you think I'm that liquid?
52:58You will give me three thousand dollars.
53:03Three thousand dollars.
53:10Three thousand dollars.
53:19What did he say?
53:21I just left before he could respond.
53:23No.
53:24I just, I don't know, I started to feel sorry for him,
53:27and, you know, I could see his face start to contort,
53:30and I didn't want to soften and for him to try to negotiate me down.
53:33I must say, I'm impressed.
53:35And where's Bodie? I thought you were bringing him.
53:36Susie's watching him, so there.
53:38Progress on the babysitting front, too.
53:40Progress all around.
53:42What are you wearing?
53:43Very nice.
53:44Hey.
53:46Oh, my God.
53:47Just looking at the menu, my mouth is flooding with saliva.
53:51Are we getting appetizers?
53:53Well, the thing about nursing, I'm constantly starved.
53:57Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat,
53:59and you're free to order whatever you like.
54:02No expense spared.
54:03We don't need an appetizer.
54:04Well, maybe you don't.
54:06You're about to order a margarita the size of your head.
54:08But I need one.
54:09You know I don't drink.
54:17Susan?
54:18Uh, no.
54:19Maybe it's the pediatrician's office?
54:21Just, um, hold on.
54:23Order me nachos.
54:26Hello?
54:27This is Margot Millett.
54:28Speaking.
54:29Elizabeth Gable calling.
54:31Uh, Elizabeth?
54:32Gable, as in the mother.
54:33His.
54:34Uh, hello?
54:36I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands.
54:40What do you mean, a meeting?
54:42A meeting where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement.
54:47Mark has given me your contacts.
54:49I will email you an address.
54:51This is a joke.
54:52A joke?
54:53You find extortion funny?
54:55I don't.
54:56I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow.
54:58It would be best.
55:03You okay?
55:05I'm fine.
55:06You look fine.
55:08Well, I am.
55:09So, mom says you're a big deal in the church.
55:13Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director.
55:16It's really cool.
55:17They have really good programs, like plays and stuff.
55:22They even put on, uh, rent.
55:26Yeah, we're much more liberal than we're given credit for.
55:28Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a baby
55:33out of wedlock.
55:36You know, most people these days, they just don't want to accept any consequences for, you know, their actions.
55:43A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape.
55:46They would have, um, you know, said, well, he was my professor.
55:49He should have done this or he shouldn't have done that.
55:51And my point is, is that we're all fallen creatures.
55:54The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost.
56:03Right.
56:05See, I told you we would get along.
56:08Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner, um, tonight.
56:13Um, I, I'd like to ask, uh, for your blessing, Marco.
56:18I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage.
56:22Uh, oh.
56:24Yeah.
56:26Oh.
56:27Do we have, do we have your blessing?
56:28Uh, yeah.
56:31Yeah?
56:31Of course.
56:32Okay.
56:35Whoa.
56:39Cheyenne, you are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met.
56:44Yes, yes, I said yes.
56:48I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful,
56:53the strong to your delicate, the serious to your silly.
57:00Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
57:03Yes.
57:04Woo!
57:06Woo!
57:07Woo!
57:07Woo!
57:08Woo!
57:08Hey, everyone, let's give a big happy cheer to the happy couple.
57:11Oh!
57:12Woo!
57:14Woo!
57:15Woo!
57:16Woo!
57:17Woo!
57:17Woo!
57:18Woo!
57:19Woo!
57:21Woo!
57:21Woo!
57:22Woo!
57:23They're beautiful and romantic.
57:25Maybe it's even possible she really loves them.
57:28Mm.
57:28That's very affirming.
57:29I also find it so moving when love works out in real life
57:32opposed to just books and movies.
57:34Yeah.
57:37Is that cabbage really working?
57:39I think so.
57:40It's supposed to help with inflammation.
57:42And I got to cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow
57:45to meet Mark's mom.
57:47Ooh, yikes.
57:48Ya, yikes, indeed.
57:55What?
57:57Look, I never brought you into this part of my life, but now the girls are gone, I feel comfortable
58:02saying that I'm into cosplay.
58:05Very into it. I'm a cosplayer.
58:10Yeah, I figured.
58:12Anyway, if you ever want to model some looks, I think you'd be a natural.
58:18Oh, okay. Thank you.
58:21Just think about it.
58:23I will. I promise.
58:36God, at this hour? What now? Seriously, what the fuck now?
58:43Oh!
58:52Dad.
58:55Hey, baby.
58:58I thought you might be dead.
59:00I thought you might be dead.
59:00I know she's dead.
59:00I'm sick.
59:00So the desert, in fact, the desert, in the cave.
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