#video #The Assembly UK S02E05 Aitch
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00:09oh hi we're gonna die he might say yes if you ask him look at him stare at him
00:15don't take it easy I know you've got a craft room page for taking that time okay
00:35nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you hi yeah let's do it my name's
00:40hello nice to meet you Caroline why are you a rapper why am I a rapper yeah I don't know
00:47I don't know why I'm a rapper I just it just happened do you not biggie I love
00:51bigger what happened why did that shot I don't know why he got shot that's his
00:55business I don't know about all that oh hi okay what's good what's good nice to
01:05meet you nice to meet you you're not hating steps are you no there are other members in
01:10that band there are there are five members in steps I'm the much younger better version okay
01:18get roasted I don't get roasted
01:23I'm ready
01:28Ali introduce us why are you wearing sunglasses I've got sore eye okay hello and welcome to the
01:38assembly our collective of autistic newer divergent and learning disabled interviewers our rules are no
01:47questions are out of bounds no subjects are off the table and all might happen can you please tell us
01:57who you are yes my name is H I'm from Manchester oh and I'm a rapper H which stands for
02:04Harrison
02:04right yes sir nice one I got it right love that I love that I'm gonna start with a question
02:10from Nicola
02:14hello Nicola
02:19calm down
02:25what is your pin number
02:39Nicola yeah I really don't want to lie to you but I can't give you my pin number right
02:48only because everyone else in the room
02:51next question
02:55why do people treat us like we don't understand
03:03because the fuckers
03:04no I'll tell you exactly why
03:08because some people remember everyone grows up
03:13differently so sometimes stuff that's not considered normal some people don't know how to handle it
03:23I don't think they're being nasty I think sometimes people just don't know how to handle things
03:31yeah do you get what I mean so yeah yeah yeah so how much you got on now how much
03:38have I got on now
03:39yeah yeah so I've got a watch on here how much is that yeah how much is the golden watch
03:52how much are you wearing that this watch is about shit this watch is about 70 grand how much
04:02yeah
04:04yeah
04:05good
04:07and your necklace
04:09necklace
04:10er
04:12it's
04:12probably
04:13maybe like 50
04:15fucking hell
04:16yeah
04:17I've spent a lot of money on silly things
04:20okay
04:20thank you Nicola
04:22thank you Nicola
04:23thank you
04:24Eliza you're up
04:28hello
04:28hi Eliza
04:30um
04:31um
04:33would you talk about a man the same way you rap about women have you called a man a bitch
04:37oh
04:38oh
04:39oh
04:39oh
04:40oh
04:40oh
04:40oh
04:41er
04:44okay
04:48it's it's a good question that I feel like I definitely have said certain things not just about
04:53wimp about everything that I probably wouldn't say again
04:57as a young rapper especially you think there's certain things you have to say to be a rapper do you
05:05get what I mean
05:05I've said certain things because I've felt like I've needed to not because that's what I really wanted to say
05:13which is wrong of me that's what you should never do
05:15yeah
05:15your next song should be about how much you love women and how much you respect women
05:19it can be
05:20100%
05:20yeah
05:20I'll take your word for it
05:22oh is it dancing
05:23are you a dancer
05:24I'm not the best
05:26er
05:27you know what I can do
05:28I won't do it for you right now but before I go I promise I'll do it for you
05:31I can do a handstand for really long
05:33okay
05:34you need a lot of space for that
05:36yeah yeah at the end I promise you I'll show you my handstand
05:39okay
05:40it was nice to meet you
05:41thank you nice to meet you
05:42thank you Elijah
05:44how many children you had
05:46what in the past
05:48yeah
05:49six
05:50that's a lot
05:52and now Kieran
05:53er my brother would always like defend me like just having autism and being different to everybody else around me
05:59yeah yeah yeah
06:00I know that your sister's a bit younger than you
06:02yeah yeah of course
06:02did you ever get any stick from like your pals because she has a dancing job
06:06not one person around me had anything bad to say I was quite lucky when it came to that
06:13apart from one person who really and true looking back I didn't really consider him my mate anyway
06:20he was just part of the group whatever and one time actually he was like pretending to be me rapping
06:27and then like said a line about my sister
06:30yeah that I didn't really like
06:31yeah
06:33yeah
06:34and if you want me to keep it absolutely real with everyone
06:36I've seen him a couple days after in college
06:39and I absolutely fucked him up
06:41yeah yeah yeah
06:42yeah yeah
06:43do definitely not condone no violence but no one can say that about anyone's little brother or sister
06:49yeah yeah yeah yeah so one person and he'll never do it again I promise you that
06:54fair play
06:54thank you bro appreciate it thank you
06:57thank you
06:58thank you
06:58thank you
07:00next up our question's from Essen
07:01can you give us a tattoo tour as I'm looking for inspiration for some tattoos
07:06oh yeah I can't I don't really like my tines
07:09why
07:10why
07:10I go on and off but
07:12this one here this says don't be afraid my sister wrote it
07:16aww
07:16that's what my sister says all the time don't be afraid yeah
07:19Gracie
07:20this is a cowboy hat with a love heart on it
07:22my other sister is called hatter and we call her hat
07:25this one is a symbol for down syndrome
07:29it's like a
07:31people with down syndrome they have an extra 21st chromosome so that's my sister Gracie
07:38this love heart here I got this matching with a random girl that I met in Germany
07:43I was drunk and there was a tattoo artist in the restaurant saying who wants tattoos
07:47and she looked at me and said should we get a matching tattoo and I said I don't even know
07:52who you fucking are but yeah
07:54so that was that
07:55and I've got some on my chest as well but I don't I can't I don't think
07:57no
07:58yes
07:58yeah this is not I promise I promise I'm not flirting
08:02I was just looking for inspiration for tattoos for myself
08:05I'd go simple
08:06next up we've got Harry
08:08oh Harry
08:09the real H
08:11my name is H as well
08:13yeah
08:14love that
08:15double H
08:16double H
08:17if you were going out on a date with a lady
08:20yeah
08:21what would be your romantic place to take her
08:23yes
08:23ooh
08:24ooh
08:27I'm not the fanciest person in the world I like doing activities especially on a first date
08:32because the first dates are always the most awkward and this is what happens on the first date all the
08:37time you sit down at the table you're facing each other and it's like
08:44because remember we've already spoke all the way in the car that's you get what I mean so we're speaking
08:49speaking speaking speaking speaking by the time you get to the restaurant kind of run out of things to say
08:53and then the next thing that comes out your mouth is you're like this you're like what are you getting
09:01I'm enjoying
09:02I'm enjoying this
09:02whereas like if you go do an activity
09:05conversations are
09:06popping out left right and centre
09:07if I'm going to take a girl to bowling
09:09and she bowls it straight away and it hits the gutter
09:11I can be like hi you're shit
09:13do you know what I mean
09:14and then
09:15and then she's like
09:16who you talking to
09:17and I'm like you
09:18and then bang you get what I'm saying now the conversation is flowing
09:20gotcha
09:21and then you can do the whole right let me teach you
09:23oh crazy gov you know that one when you go
09:25yes I do yep I know crazy gov
09:27you know what I'm saying
09:28yes I do
09:29so I'm more of an activity man
09:32okay Harry have you got another question love
09:34yes I do
09:36when I overthink
09:38I worry too much
09:43always worried I'll think I'm getting on people's nerves
09:46and no one wants to help me out at all
09:48do you ever feel let down with other people?
09:54hmm
09:57sorry my eyes
10:00I feel like
10:01yeah people let me
10:02yeah people let me down all the time
10:07but I don't think you should see it as like the worst thing in the world
10:10because like no one's
10:11no one's living for you
10:13you've got to live your own life
10:15you are going to get let down every now and again
10:17and sometimes it's not because the other person
10:19is a bastard
10:22it's just because they've happened to let you down this time
10:24hopefully they won't next time
10:25kind of thing
10:26so yeah
10:27sorry about that
10:28there's no more to cry Harry
10:29oh jeez
10:31oh I've got to be having fun a bit now
10:32sorry H
10:33no no don't worry about that
10:35oh blimey
10:37good job I've got shades on innit
10:38yeah
10:41please take my advice and just
10:45yeah
10:46I'll take that advice as well
10:49yeah
10:50hmm
10:51hmm
10:52hmm
10:55hmm
11:02ARE YOU IN THE ARMY?
11:03because totalmente trousers Eagle
11:04no I'm not in the army no no
11:06no using army
11:07you don't I'm not I'm not
11:11Nice to meet you.
11:12Nice to meet you, bro.
11:14Have you seen any benefits to being a white rapper?
11:17Or do you think it's harder?
11:24All right, cool.
11:25I'm not going to say it's harder, but you definitely don't get taken as seriously.
11:30When I wanted people to take me in, I would always get people to listen to the audio,
11:36not watch the video.
11:37I like that.
11:40I'm just going to get real with you.
11:42I'm not some dumb white boy.
11:43I know how shit it looks for a white man to be rapping.
11:47Yeah.
11:48You have to be pretty decent, in my opinion.
11:51Otherwise, even I'm going to scroll.
11:53This is really bad of me to say, by the way, but I'm going to say it.
11:56Go on.
11:57Even I have to double take at a white rapper.
12:00I didn't have a skinhead these times.
12:02I had a proper white boy haircut, comb over.
12:04And it was like, I don't want people to watch this and just not even listen to what I'm saying
12:09because of what I look like.
12:10So, to answer your question, is it harder or easier, it depends what situation you're in.
12:17If it was just as simple as the white rapper can smash it, there would be 20 big white rappers
12:24right now and there's not.
12:25It really just comes down to, like, you're in for the craft and you love what you do.
12:30It just shines through the audio.
12:31Exactly, exactly.
12:32Yeah, I can feel that just from talking to you.
12:35Thank you, nice to meet you.
12:37I love that.
12:37These were your waps.
12:38I do sometimes.
12:40I shouldn't.
12:40Oh, no, OK.
12:41I know I shouldn't swear, but swear words are good sometimes.
12:44OK.
12:48Now we've got Jodie.
12:51I can't do this.
12:52Yeah, you can.
12:53I know I can't.
12:54You know you was in the jungle?
12:56Yeah.
12:56Do you like spiders?
12:58Yes.
12:58I did.
12:59I could deal with it.
13:00OK, I'll tell you a story about me.
13:01OK, go on.
13:02There was a spider in my room.
13:04I was screaming, so my mum and my dad had to get it out.
13:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:08And I didn't like it, so I don't want to be in the jungle either.
13:10I didn't like spiders, yeah, but when you're in the jungle, you're so hungry.
13:16Do you like EastEnders?
13:18I know where this is going.
13:19Who's your favorite character in EastEnders?
13:21Well, I only really know two characters in EastEnders.
13:26Yeah, Whitney.
13:27Yeah, Whitney.
13:28One you flirt with.
13:29I wasn't flirting with her.
13:31Do you think I was?
13:32Yeah, you was, because I saw you in my own eyes.
13:35Really?
13:36You went out with her or something?
13:37I've not gone out with her, no.
13:38Are you sure?
13:39I'll take you on a date.
13:40You can take me on a date.
13:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:42We'll go on a date instead.
13:43Right.
13:44Lovely.
13:44Well done, Jones.
13:46I know you were saying that.
13:49Jacob.
13:51Hello, H.
13:52Hello.
13:53I've read you've got into a few fights.
13:55Do you still get into fights?
13:56I haven't had a fight for years.
13:58But when you did fight, did you kick, hit or punch them?
14:02Did you do one of those things?
14:04Did you do two of those things?
14:05Did you do three of those things?
14:06I've done two of those things.
14:07I like to punch and kick.
14:08I used to be a kickboxer.
14:10And the person who said nasty things about my little sister, I punched and kicked him.
14:15So you did two of those things?
14:16I did two of those things.
14:17I was just punching and kicking and elbowing and kneeing.
14:20So that's three.
14:21Does a knee still class as a kick?
14:23We're still using our legs.
14:24Well, kicking's like this.
14:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:27Yeah.
14:27Alright, so maybe I've done four things then.
14:29Thank you, H.
14:30Good interviewing you.
14:32Pleasure.
14:33Thank you very much.
14:36We're going to hear from Kate.
14:39Hello.
14:40Hello, Kate.
14:41Hi.
14:42I'm 47.
14:43Yeah.
14:43What do you hope Grace will be like when she is my age?
14:52Honestly, not to get all soppy, I just hope she's happy, she's safe.
14:58And I hope that she's still enjoying life every single day.
15:05Because right now she never has a bad day.
15:07She wakes up in the morning and it's fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,
15:10fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
15:12Until she falls asleep and then she wakes up and we go again.
15:15So hopefully that still happens when she's older.
15:19Thank you very much.
15:20Thank you very much.
15:22Thank you very much.
15:24OK, lovely.
15:25Thank you, Kate.
15:26Hopefully, when my sister's your age, she's on air asking other people questions.
15:32Oh.
15:33Yeah.
15:34Charlotte, you're up.
15:36When I feel overwhelmed, I love to spend my time with my dog and take her out for a walk.
15:43Yeah.
15:44How do you calm your mind down when you have an overwhelming moment?
15:52I feel like it's a really good question, you know.
15:58I think I'm still trying to figure that out.
16:00I think I'm still trying to find that answer.
16:03My brain does get like that a lot.
16:04I feel a bit overwhelmed sometimes and, like, if I take my mind off things for too long, that I'm
16:10doing something wrong and I need to be working and I need to be...
16:16For me, I think it's just putting everything to the side for a second and just trying my hardest to
16:22sit there and think about nothing.
16:25But, to be totally honest with you, I personally don't have the answer yet.
16:29I am in the learning process of that right now and I need to take a leaf out of your
16:34book and maybe take my dogs for a walk and whatnot.
16:37True.
16:37Yeah.
16:39Is there anyone you need to say sorry to and would you like to do it on this show today?
16:46Wow.
16:54I'd just like to say sorry to anyone that was heavily in my life before I got really big and
17:09now they're not in my life.
17:12Whether that be my fault, their fault, someone else's fault.
17:16Yeah.
17:16Because I do have something called, I think it's called survivor's guilt, I think they call it.
17:21Where, like, I've got a whole different life and my friends, I've not seen them for years and are in
17:27sort of like the same position as they was ten years ago.
17:31And I do feel a weird way about that sometimes.
17:34I kind of wonder what people I grew up with think or say about me.
17:39Yeah.
17:41Which makes me feel a little bit weird.
17:43Erm.
17:48Maybe not everyone even needs an apology but I just feel the need to say it, to say sorry to
17:53people.
17:53Because I hope people don't think that I've turned round and like got a little bit of success and just
18:00went running away on everyone.
18:01I didn't.
18:02It's just that my life has took me down a different path that I would have never experienced if I
18:08just stayed over there.
18:09I'm not a bad person.
18:12So I'd like to think that everyone's understanding of that.
18:16And at this point we're all adults now.
18:20And everyone's got their own life to live.
18:22So, yeah.
18:25We're going to hear from Nargis.
18:29Hello.
18:29You had stinky socks on top of a mountain.
18:32I did have stinky socks on top of a mountain.
18:34Yes, I did.
18:35Correct!
18:36They stunk and...
18:37We don't tell anyone.
18:40I've done Killer Manjaro and I didn't have a shower for seven days.
18:44You didn't have a shower?
18:45Didn't because I'm such a stinky bastard.
18:47Stinky!
18:49Oh, my God!
18:50Yeah, I've got a tray for you.
18:53This for me?
18:54Yes!
18:54No, it's not.
18:55Is it really?
18:55Yeah!
18:56Are you being serious?
18:57Yes!
18:58Where am I?
18:59Where am I?
19:00Where am I?
19:02Woohoo!
19:04Now you're a proper...
19:06Did you really get this for me, though?
19:08You're leaving it.
19:09Oh, yeah.
19:11H, the assembly.
19:13This is for you.
19:14Thank you so much.
19:16Appreciate it.
19:20We are just going to set up for some music now.
19:24What's so great about Manchester?
19:26What's so great about Manchester?
19:27I'm from there.
19:28Oh, good cousins are that way, but...
19:30You've got cousins in Manchester.
19:31It doesn't make it great.
19:33Everyone's a little bit nicer in Manchester.
19:36Oh, is there a lot of truth in that?
19:45Maybe, I don't really want to know...
19:49How your garden grows...
19:53Cause I just want to fly...
19:57Lately...
19:58Did you ever feel the pain...
20:01In the morning rain...
20:04As it sucks you to the bone?
20:08Maybe I will never be...
20:11All the things that I want to be...
20:13Now is not the time to cry...
20:16Now's the time to find out why...
20:19I think you're the same as me...
20:22We'd see things they'll never see...
20:25You and I are gonna live forever...
20:44Maybe I just want to fly...
20:47Want to live but don't want to die...
20:50Maybe I just want to breathe...
20:53Maybe I just don't believe...
20:56Maybe you're the same as me...
20:59We'd see things I'll never see...
21:01You and I are gonna live forever...
21:10We're gonna live forever...
21:16I'm gonna live forever
21:18I'm gonna live forever
21:22I'm gonna live forever
21:24I'm gonna live forever
21:27I'm gonna live forever
21:44That was absolutely unreal
21:45That's made me so happy
21:46I can't honestly swear to God
21:48That was amazing
21:49And why have you all got so good
21:50Amazing voices
21:51I really didn't expect that
21:52What's going on there?
21:54Do you know what?
21:55Yeah, I'll just be dead honest with everyone
21:57I've not watched The Assembly
21:59Before I came here today
22:00You really should
22:01Yeah, yeah
22:01I should
22:01You really should
22:04You can watch it on ITVX and YouTube
22:06Yeah
22:07Daniel was on there
22:09A little bit
22:11This is like the best morning I've had
22:13In God knows how long
22:16Can you show us the handstand, please?
22:19Yeah, handstand
22:19I thought you would have forgot about that
22:29Silence, please
22:57Right, let's build it up
23:00Maybe you're the same as me
23:03We'd see things I'll never see
23:05You and I are gonna live forever
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