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00:00From Television City in Hollywood, it's Hollywood Squares, starring Triumph the Insult Comic Doc,
00:10Mark Duplage, Tiffany Haddish, Thomas Lennon, Whitney Cummings, Ross Matthews, Leslie Jones,
00:23and our center square, Drew Barrymore, and I'm Howie Mandel, we are your Hollywood Squares,
00:32and now, your host, Nate Burleson.
00:36Yeah! Come on! Welcome to Hollywood Squares! What's up, stars? Howie, what's up, baby?
00:48Yes!
00:53Hello to our players, it is good to have you here, and hello to our center square, Drew Barrymore.
00:58What's up, baby?
01:02What are you doing?
01:03No! Give it, I need, give it to me, give it to me.
01:06All right, I just, I needed left hair.
01:08I need more.
01:09Can I have it?
01:11Yeah, that's who actually needs it.
01:14All right, be careful what you ask for, Howie.
01:19Give it up for the legend, Howie Mandel.
01:24Oh, yeah, baby!
01:26Wow.
01:27He looks like a white Stevie Wonder.
01:29Hair today, gone tomorrow.
01:31That's right.
01:34Whitney Cummings is in the house.
01:36Oh, hi!
01:37Hi, everyone!
01:38Hi!
01:39How are you doing?
01:39I'm wonderful.
01:40How was performing in Hamilton?
01:47All right, now that we have met some of our stars, let's meet our players.
01:50Holly, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
01:52Hi, everyone.
01:53My name is Holly Chang, and I'm from Arcadia, California.
01:56Okay.
01:56Katie, you're up!
01:58I am a fire dancer.
02:00A fire dancer?
02:01Oh!
02:02I perform with fire fans, and I have a fire orb they like to bring out.
02:07Wow.
02:07Okay, girl.
02:08Okay.
02:09And I'm ready to bring the heat today.
02:11Ooh!
02:13Okay.
02:14All right, Larry, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
02:17How you doing?
02:18I'm Larry Jones, and I'm from Los Angeles, California.
02:22Let's go!
02:23I'm the proud father of six children and an even prouder grandfather of three grandsons.
02:29Wow!
02:30So if they say it takes a village, I'm one of the village people.
02:33Yeah, no doubt about it.
02:34All right, well, thank you for being here.
02:36Here is how we play Hollywood Squares.
02:38It is your basic game of tic-tac-toe.
02:40You win by getting three squares in a row, or the first to five squares.
02:43I will ask the stars a question.
02:45All you have to do is agree or disagree.
02:47Now, if you get it right, you get that square.
02:50If you get it wrong, though, that square will go to your opponent.
02:53And at the end of the game, the player with the most money goes on to our bonus round for
02:57a chance at $25,000.
03:01That's right.
03:03But wait, there's more, Drew.
03:05That's right, Nate.
03:06There is.
03:07Okay, there's this thing called the secret square.
03:10That's right.
03:10And if you pick it, and you get the answer right, you get to go on a beautiful holiday!
03:15Yay!
03:16Where?
03:17Right?
03:19Yes!
03:20So before we get started, let's show the audience at home who that secret square is.
03:24All right, let's play some Hollywood Squares!
03:29Here will come the square.
03:30All right, so this first round is worth $1,000.
03:33Larry, you won the coin toss.
03:34Go ahead, pick your star.
03:35I'm gonna go with the funny Miss Leslie Jones.
03:40Okay.
03:41Leslie Jones.
03:44Also, Leslie, I'm sorry, but you just look so beautiful, and I think we match and go really
03:50well together.
03:51All right.
03:52Um, Drew, I like bones in my fish, so please, please stop hitting on me.
04:03All right.
04:04Here we go.
04:05Leslie, what item commonly used in the bathroom gets its name from a French word meaning plug?
04:12Um, what are the choices?
04:15It's not multiple choice, baby.
04:18Oh, I'm supposed to just say it?
04:19Yeah.
04:20I'm gonna say tampon.
04:25All right.
04:26Larry, do you agree or disagree?
04:28I'm so confused in so many ways, but I would feel the lovely Miss Leslie would know more
04:35than me, so I'm gonna agree.
04:37Well, she was right.
04:39So you are correct.
04:40Damn.
04:40It is tampon.
04:41X gets the square.
04:43And was, and am, and do.
04:46All right.
04:47Holly, it's on you.
04:48Go ahead and pick your star.
04:50I'm going to go with the incredibly charismatic and beautiful Drew Barrymore.
04:55Drew Barrymore.
04:55Oh.
04:56That's right.
04:57Oh.
04:59Oh.
05:00Oh, this one?
05:02Let's tell Leslie she could have had this.
05:06Girl, we know I can still have it.
05:13All right.
05:14Let's focus.
05:15Okay.
05:16Here's your question.
05:17According to the CDC, women over 40 are having more what than women in their teens for
05:22the first time in U.S. history?
05:25Meltdowns at Taylor Swift concert.
05:28It does happen.
05:31I believe the answer really is babies.
05:38All right, Holly.
05:39Do you agree or disagree?
05:41Everything in my body is saying agree.
05:43Yes, I agree.
05:45And that's why it's always good to listen to your body.
05:48Whitney.
05:48You are correct.
05:50Circle gets the square.
05:51Yeah.
05:52All right, Larry.
05:53It's on you.
05:53I'm going to go with the beautiful Whitney Cummings.
05:56Whitney Cummings.
05:57Larry.
06:01Larry.
06:02Larry, I know what you're doing.
06:04I have one.
06:05I don't want seven.
06:06I know what you're doing.
06:08Nope.
06:10Here we go, Whitney.
06:11Because of its fur trade history, what state is nicknamed the Beaver State?
06:16Ooh.
06:20My current state after having a child.
06:25Okay, listen to me, Larry.
06:28I know that it is Oregon.
06:31All right, Larry.
06:32You know what?
06:33I feel Whitney probably got a few minks, so I'm going to agree with her.
06:38The Beaver State is Oregon.
06:41You are correct.
06:42X gets the square.
06:45All right, Holly.
06:46Go ahead.
06:46Pick your star.
06:47I'm going to go with the hilarious Tiffany for the block.
06:50Tiffany for the block.
06:50Oh!
06:52You picked the secret square.
06:56You're the secret square, bruh.
06:57I know.
06:58I know.
06:59I know.
07:00I know.
07:01That's that secret square dance.
07:03I got a secret.
07:06All right, Drew.
07:07If she gets this right, where could she be going?
07:09The Caribbean.
07:12Ooh.
07:13Let go.
07:15Come on, Nate.
07:15Here we go.
07:16Here's your question.
07:17In a survey at Drexel University, researchers said that 82% of adults had done what naughty thing at least
07:24once in the previous year.
07:27I'm going to say they urinated in public.
07:30What?
07:31Because I did it twice last year, myself.
07:34Yo, so did Drew.
07:36Drew did it, too.
07:37She ain't going to tell nobody, but she fell down the hill trying to pee outside.
07:40She did.
07:41That's a true story.
07:42All right.
07:43Holly.
07:44Okay.
07:45Love all the stories and experiences from number one.
07:49My gut feeling is that it's have sex, so I'm going to have to disagree.
07:55Oh, wow.
07:57You are heading to the Caribbean.
08:00Circle gets the block.
08:02Congratulations.
08:03Let's check it out.
08:05You and a guest are going on an all-inclusive vacation to any Sandals resort in the Caribbean.
08:11Experience butler-level accommodations as you indulge in our specialty restaurants, premium spirits, and every land and water sport activity
08:20imaginable.
08:21All set along the most beautiful shorelines of the tropics from Sandals Resorts.
08:27Well done, Holly.
08:28It was not urinate in public.
08:29It was not sex, but it was sexting.
08:32All right.
08:32We are going to take a quick break.
08:34More Hollywood Squares is going to be returned.
08:36Good job.
08:37I'm so glad you got it.
08:44Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
08:46Before we get back into the game, let's check in with a couple of our stars.
08:51Hey, Triumph, how are you doing up there?
08:53You've been quiet.
08:54You know, I'm offended on Howie's behalf.
08:56The show is so filthy.
08:59Seriously, Whitney and Tiffany, they're going to have to wash your mouth out with soap.
09:05Which, by the way, is what Howie always requests before he gets a .
09:12You see, it ended up filthy.
09:14Nothing to be afraid of.
09:17All right.
09:18We are in the middle of a fierce first round.
09:20Larry, it is on you.
09:21Your turn.
09:22Go ahead and pick your star.
09:23I'm going to pick the legendary Howie Mandel for the vlog.
09:28Yes!
09:30Here we go.
09:31In a world boros is a symbol depicting a snake eating its own what?
09:37Oh.
09:39It's, uh, I would imagine it's its own boros.
09:43And I'll tell you something.
09:45I take yoga.
09:46I've never tasted my own boros.
09:49Oh, boy.
09:51I'll be honest with you.
09:52I'm going to guess.
09:53It's tail.
09:54All right, Larry.
09:56Something is telling me to go on and agree with the legend.
09:59So you agree.
10:00I agree.
10:02And you would be correct.
10:03X gets the square.
10:04X!
10:05I knew it.
10:06You got to trust the legend.
10:07I was so sure.
10:08All right, Holly.
10:09It's on you.
10:09Pick your star.
10:10I got to go with Ross Matthews for the vlog.
10:12Ross Matthews for the vlog.
10:14See, I knew there was a connection.
10:15You finally get to Blackpool.
10:17I knew it.
10:17This is like when I played football in middle school.
10:19Right?
10:21All right.
10:22U.S. President Calvin Coolidge had an unusual pet.
10:25Her name was Rebecca, and she roamed the halls of the White House,
10:28knocking things over and playing in the bathtub.
10:31What type of animal was she?
10:35Mm-hmm.
10:36I actually, I knew Rebecca.
10:37She was a drunken stripper.
10:38That's what she was.
10:41No, I actually, you know, I do, I love, I do love football.
10:44I also love presidential history.
10:46Wow.
10:47And I know that his, uh, he had a pet pig.
10:50He had a pet pig.
10:53All right, Holly.
10:54I feel the confidence.
10:55I trust.
10:56I agree.
10:58Calvin Coolidge's pet, Rebecca, was a raccoon.
11:02Oh!
11:04So you are incorrect, which means...
11:07How did you not know it was a raccoon?
11:09I thought it was a pig.
11:10Now, here's the thing.
11:11You cannot win the round on a steal.
11:14Around here, you have to...
11:16Burn it!
11:17Thank you, I was wondering.
11:19So, Larry, it's on you.
11:21Pick your star.
11:21I'm gonna go with the very funny Ross Matthews for the win.
11:26Okay.
11:26Let me redeem myself.
11:28Right back at you, Ross.
11:29I can do it.
11:30Here we go.
11:31According to a 1978 movie musical,
11:33what is the word is the word that you heard?
11:37Oh.
11:38A movie musical, so it must be a homosexual.
11:41Is that the answer?
11:43No.
11:45Uh, Larry, Larry, I need you to listen to me, okay?
11:48Grease is the word.
11:50All right, Larry, this is huge.
11:52For the win, and the round, and the money.
11:55Kind of giving me John Travolta vibes.
11:57I'm gonna agree.
12:00It is Grease.
12:01You are correct!
12:02Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
12:04X gets the square in the round.
12:07You just won yourself $1,000.
12:10But we are on to round two,
12:12and we're gonna up the money to 2,500 bucks.
12:15All right, let's jump right back into it.
12:17Holly, you are trailing, so it's on you.
12:19Pick your star.
12:19The amazing Leslie Jones.
12:22Leslie Jones.
12:27Drew, where are you going?
12:29Who, me?
12:31Hi, Drewsy.
12:32Well, I was just gonna say, Leslie, what about this?
12:35Would this do it for you?
12:37I like dark meat.
12:42I'm a lot darker than Mark, if Leslie's interested.
12:47What about this, Leslie?
12:49Um, I'm sorry.
12:50I've had enough dogs in my life.
12:53Drew is always me to-ing me.
12:55For once, I want to be me freed.
12:58Ready, Triumph?
12:59Yes!
13:01Oh, God!
13:03No!
13:04No!
13:05Oh, my God!
13:06Yes!
13:07God!
13:09No!
13:10It's a three-way!
13:12No!
13:13No!
13:15No!
13:15No!
13:16Yes!
13:17God bless.
13:18Hey, I'mma just say this right now.
13:21Y'all are never shaking those allegations of white people kissing their dogs in the mouth.
13:28All right, let's get back to the game.
13:29Posting a video of himself doing it shirtless, Mark Wahlberg said he can usually go three and a half to
13:35five minutes doing what trendy post-workout activity?
13:40Climbing Leslie Jones.
13:45I think he would do the cold plunge, because he seems like he would, like, all of that heat he
13:52has to cool himself off.
13:54Okay.
13:55Holly, do you agree or disagree?
13:56Three to five minutes in a cold plunge sounds reasonable, so I'm going to agree.
14:03And you are going to be right.
14:05It is cold plunge.
14:06Go ahead and give Circle the square.
14:08Okay, it's time for a quick break.
14:10It is still anybody's game.
14:12More Hollywood Squares coming right up.
14:14Yes!
14:22Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
14:24Yes!
14:25Larry has banked $1,000 in our first round.
14:28But if Holly can take round two, she will bank $2,500 and take the lead.
14:33So it's anyone's game right now.
14:35Before we get into it, let's check in with a couple of our stars.
14:38Hey, Mark, what's up, baby?
14:39How are you doing?
14:40Hey!
14:42Hi!
14:43You know, life's not bad up here.
14:47I just finished a quick threesome with Drew Barrymore and a dog.
14:51I loved it!
14:53I think the thruffle is working.
14:55I just want to know if either of them got fleas yet, because y'all laid down with a dog.
15:01Not at all.
15:02Maybe herpes, but not fleas.
15:03Oh, my gosh.
15:05Triumph!
15:06All right, Larry, let's jump back into it.
15:09It is on you.
15:09Go ahead and pick your star.
15:11I'm going to pick the lovely and talented Drew Barrymore.
15:28Drew Barrymore.
15:29Shove in there.
15:31Okay, um, I am going to say coins.
15:35All right, Larry.
15:36I am going to have to agree.
15:40That small pocket was originally designed to hold a watch.
15:46So you are incorrect.
15:48What?
15:48Which means circle gets the steal.
15:52All right, Holly, go ahead until you pick your square.
15:56Okay.
15:56Come on.
15:57I'm going to go with Triumph for the win.
16:00Triumph for the win!
16:02Triumph for the win!
16:03All right, Triumph.
16:04Yes.
16:04I heard you up there saying, come on.
16:06I thought you don't beg.
16:07I wasn't begging.
16:08She knew what she needed.
16:09Mm-hmm.
16:10I did.
16:11I do!
16:13Here's your question.
16:14In 1969.
16:15Yes.
16:16There was a kids' version of Hollywood Squares.
16:18Yes.
16:19Was it called Storybook Squares or Hollywood Kids?
16:22Well, I know the kids' version had very easy questions and name-calling and very dumb.
16:27Childish jokes.
16:28Oh, wait.
16:29That's the current version of Hollywood Squares.
16:31The kids' version was probably so dumb it had puppets on it.
16:36No!
16:37Fight back, Thomas!
16:39Stop!
16:39Fight back!
16:40That's what I'm talking about!
16:42Yeah, baby!
16:43I got to admit, that was a good one.
16:45Yes!
16:45All right, Triumph.
16:47Yeah, no.
16:47It has to be Storybook Squares.
16:49Do you agree or disagree?
16:52Um, okay.
16:55I disagree.
16:58They say every dog has his day.
17:01This is his day.
17:01He was right.
17:02It was Storybook Squares.
17:03Yeah.
17:04So you are incorrect, which means X gets the steal.
17:09Oh!
17:09Oh!
17:10So that sound, that means that time is up.
17:12What we're doing, we're gonna give you $500 for each square that you have, which means,
17:16Holly, you have a total of $1,000 and that trip to the Caribbean.
17:21So congratulations.
17:23You are not going home empty-handed.
17:25All right, Larry, you have a total of $1,500, which means you are going to the bonus round.
17:30Hey!
17:30And when we come back, Larry is going to be playing for $25,000.
17:43Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
17:45Larry has racked up a cool $1,500.
17:48Now it's time to play the bonus round, where you will have a chance at winning an additional $25,000.
17:57All right, Larry.
17:58Larry, so any idea what you would do with all that money?
18:01Yes.
18:02I want to make sure I take all my babies on a nice cruise to make some nice memories.
18:07Ooh!
18:08Priceless memories.
18:09That's what I came here for.
18:10We are all cheering for that.
18:12Yeah.
18:12We want to see that happen.
18:13Yeah.
18:14Okay.
18:15Here is how the bonus round works.
18:16You are going to have 60 seconds.
18:18I will read a statement about each star.
18:20All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:23For everyone that you get correct, you will earn that square.
18:25Now, every star up there is holding an envelope, but only one of them holds a card worth $25,000.
18:34Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
18:39Here we go.
18:42Triumph once did a PSA encouraging people to smoke cigars.
18:46Agree.
18:47Incorrect.
18:48Mark Duplass made a parody rap song called Back That Duplass Up.
18:53Disagree.
18:54Correct.
18:55Tiffany Haddish had a bat mitzvah when she turned 40.
18:59Disagree.
19:00Incorrect.
19:00Thomas Lennon has written three young adult novels.
19:04Agree.
19:05Correct.
19:06Drew Barrymore once lived in a yurt for 18 months.
19:09Agree.
19:10Incorrect.
19:11Whitney Cummings' first credited acting role was a character named Cyber Bunny Lily.
19:15Agree.
19:16Correct.
19:17Howie Mandel was expelled from high school for pulling a prank.
19:20Agree.
19:21Correct.
19:22Ross Matthews once taught a self-defense class for seniors.
19:26Disagree.
19:26Correct.
19:27Leslie Jones performed on Jeff Foxworthy's Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
19:31Agree.
19:32Incorrect.
19:33That's all right.
19:34You got five out of nine.
19:35Hey.
19:36We have seen people walk away with a 25K with less squares than this, so you got a shot.
19:42Got a shot.
19:43Let's do this.
19:43Now, stars.
19:46Show us the money.
19:49Mark.
19:52Whitney.
19:55Owie.
19:59Thomas.
20:02All right, Ross.
20:04Oh, God.
20:08I'm sorry you did not win the $25,000, but you are still going home with your earlier winnings of
20:141,500 bucks.
20:16You know what?
20:16Let's see who had the winning envelope.
20:19Who had it up there?
20:20It was Triumph.
20:22I would never do a PSA to suck on a cigar.
20:26Come here.
20:26Come here, baby.
20:27Maybe Ross, but not me.
20:30Well, we'll leave on that note right there.
20:31That is our kiss goodbye.
20:33Thank you to our players.
20:34We appreciate you joining us.
20:36And, of course, thank you to our center square, Drew Barrymore.
20:39I am your host, Nate Burleson.
20:40Join us next time on Hollywood Squares.
20:43I thank you to the team.
20:55You, I hope that we're gonna be right here.
21:03We are Mike Micheliczons.
21:03I'm Mike huனari.
21:04Now.
21:11Thank you for the final lives and thirty and thirty units.
21:15Oh, okay.
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