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H.e.a.t.e.d R.i.v.a.l.r.y - Season 1 - Episode 02: Olympians
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You think I'm pretty.
00:59You're in the way.
01:01How is it looking at you?
01:04You're in our way.
01:20Mmmmmmmmmm.
01:24You think I'm pretty.
01:30Let's go!
01:56Good job, give you a hand, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she met driver, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever, que los forever.
02:24I love you together.
02:31Really happy song.
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're at the right hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree, a darkly hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up in relevant, I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta-
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scared, you're lost people too
03:43It feels the real world, honey
03:46In spite of everything I guess there's just no hidden door
03:50Nice job, knock it out the way
03:54Good job, just make a fucking head
03:58I said I see ya, who wanna be ya, who wanna be ya
04:02Yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw, yaw
04:06Nice job, get out the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19That's my fault.
05:20Mm-hm.
05:20Mm-hm.
05:21Thank you for the opportunity.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Barely.
07:53Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still won't?
09:25I still won't.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:28Oh, my God.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:17It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30It's all right.
11:45Oh, my God.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:56Oh, my God.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:59Oh, my God.
12:05Oh, my God.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:36Oh, my God.
12:40Oh, my God.
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:08We're to wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you count hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself for us now.
14:21Mm.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36Oh, wait there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:38good boys hey holy fucking you believe russia be nice funny be nice they fucking lost latvia
15:43did you see that game yeah it was a straight up shit show a debacle hey what did ross say
15:49about
15:49it uh i don't know nothing to me that's for sure i think he knows canada has this in the
15:55bag uh
15:55uh so you say this year baby we're fucking coming for you okay trust me you look great
15:59in silver vanni don't even stress oh good one yeah does your room have that smell yes yes it
16:07does is it black mold because that's what jj thinks it is yeah he's probably right the good news is
16:13we're not going to be here all right so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here
16:16my buddy joe is in that program training together would you guys uh be cool to do that i'd love
16:21to
16:21show up for him hell yeah man show up for any dude who's that brave what do you mean well
16:29i'm assuming
16:30your buddy might be gay i mean it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like
16:35this and be
16:35like hey here's me russia is not safe for folks like that fucking balls of steel man
16:48oh
16:55oh
16:57oh
17:07yeah
17:08oh
17:09Whoo!
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:37You need to call me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:42The minister wants to meet you today, no matter what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You should be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday...
18:54You won...
18:58...Latviy.
18:59Latviy.
19:01And he's still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:04Is it not sad to you?
19:06It's not sad to you.
19:07It's not sad to you.
19:09It's not so bad.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in the childhood.
19:19It's not a game.
19:20I play better than when I was to.
19:23Our team was damaged.
19:25The team was played.
19:26The team was played.
19:27What?
19:28What's the American absurd?
19:29What was it played?
19:31You, captain, you're playing them played.
19:34You always find someone who's responsible for in the childhood.
19:42Who is your mother? Who is your mother? She doesn't know how to do this.
19:53No, my mother died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:03I had a view of your mother.
20:07Where are you?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go to the night.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course.
20:34I'm always great myself.
20:36Everything is all over the matter.
20:38And what happened to you?
20:40He was not in the way he was formed.
20:43I'mkiem, I'm not in the way.
20:44No, he is not out of here.
20:46He is the Olivier.
20:48He is in the US.
20:49He is good, good.
20:52That was a good man.
20:55It's always a problem with the leader, it's always a problem with the leader.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:08You're my angel. You're too much talking, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad. I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs another one.
21:19Bye.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I'll have something interesting to you.
21:52Are you out of fighting?
21:53Oh, it's been so long, Sasha.
22:04I think that you were good playing well.
22:07I've said thank you, but I know that you weren't emotionally supported.
22:10That you've always been a son of a hockey team to create a major soup.
22:14You didn't realize anything out there.
22:15Don't go away.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I know what it costs, I'll blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:43The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you will win Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With the traumatized brothers, you can't see you.
23:07As you with the team, it's pretty good to show you.
23:10You can't see you.
23:24and they're good, but too young.
23:28So you won the Cubs of the Cubs earlier than I've been talking about with you.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
23:41You'll always be perfect.
23:43Right, but you'll need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you in the next one.
23:51Bye.
23:57Well, how are you, Sash?
24:03Oh, it's cool. I just love this place.
24:10Clubs, my head.
24:13The girls, it's just a nice place.
24:16Oh, boys. Well, you've seen French people, right?
24:25Yes, Elia?
24:28Oh, my God.
24:35Nothing.
24:37You don't have a cocaine,
24:40you just, you flirt with your name,
24:46you rhythm,
24:48and you're collide.
24:49And that would be fun for you.
24:56I can't remember you.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was you earlier.
25:16If you remember me, you're not mistaken.
25:21We're children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33I'll stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:55Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:06I'll be glad to see you.
26:08Okay.
26:13I'll be glad to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:20Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Wait for this.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at acting.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-and-er.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49That is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:57Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously, it's not all-and-er.
29:07Imagine that, Lamar!
29:09Yeah!
29:12Yeah!
29:13Yeah!
29:15Yeah!
29:16Yeah!
29:16Yeah!
29:17Yeah!
29:17Yeah!
29:17What?
29:17South Iowa?
29:30Honestly pasarla.
29:32Literally hundreds of crimes.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38What did they give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you on?
29:41I mean, five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What are you even doing?
29:46Why are you doing?
29:46I don't...
29:47That's what I ever do.
29:47Presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawker.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:18You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53we'll go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show
32:57and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when I've been waiting all night
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and I will maybe
33:10maybe
33:10do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your English get so good?
33:19I read the New Yorker now
33:22really?
33:23no, the New Yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:32so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win MVP tonight
33:46I will blow you, fuck you
33:48whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck coming
34:12all right
34:30good luck
34:33let's go
34:35You're in Alaska.
34:36I'll talk to you.
34:37He's going to sweat.
34:38He's going to...
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:56I'll see you.
36:56It's a good one.
37:15I want to check it out.
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:10I need
38:13what?
38:14you know
38:15tell me
38:19you
38:25I need you
39:05I need you
39:26so Russia this year was
39:28something else
39:34it's intense day
39:41so are you heading back soon?
39:44back
39:46to Russia
39:46for the summit
39:49oh yes
39:56why?
39:59what do you mean why?
40:02do you have to?
40:05there is no have to
40:06it's
40:08it's home
40:09yeah
40:10but
40:12I don't know
40:13is it safe?
40:16what do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know
40:21do you have to do you have to do you even like it there?
40:27do you even like it there?
40:30what difference does it make?
40:32a pretty big one I think
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:13Goodbye, Hollander.
41:30I'm out.
41:31I'm out.
41:47I'm out.
41:50I don't know.
42:21I don't know.
42:56I don't know.
43:30I don't know.
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