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00:01Mr. Incognito, Mr. Fancy Pants, who could possibly win?
00:07When Margo was little, she played with dolls and practiced her make-believe with a vengeance.
00:12You think, punk? You're a dead man. Try me, loser. Burn, die, kill, and crush.
00:21An only child needs to develop a complex inner world, and this one could pretend just about anything.
00:26And they're still down, and they're fighting.
00:28Eventually, her imagination became her playmate.
00:32Entire alien worlds bloomed inside her head.
00:35Lives she never lived. Impossible possibilities.
00:40Sometimes, she wondered if this was a curse.
00:42Was her father's carny lifestyle and career as a fabulist in her blood?
00:51Or was she just trying to avoid reality by rewriting it?
01:04The beginning of a story, when you start to read it, is like a first date.
01:08You hope that from the opening lines, the magic will happen,
01:11and that you will sink into the narrative like a hot bath, giving yourself over entirely.
01:17That's what you want.
01:19For the author to come right up to you in the dark of your twisted mind,
01:22and kiss you on the throat.
01:27Miss Millett?
01:30Can you hold back a second?
01:34Did I write it?
01:35Of course I wrote it.
01:37I do not plagiarize.
01:38I wrote that.
01:39Okay, then my second question is, why are you here?
01:48This paper is excellent.
01:49Why are you at Fullerton College? You can go anywhere.
01:52Yeah, right.
01:53Like Harvard?
01:54Yes, like Harvard.
01:56I don't think they let you in there for writing a good English paper.
01:58That is exactly why they let you in.
02:04Oh.
02:06I'm meeting him for coffee.
02:08I'm sorry, what? Why?
02:10What?
02:10Marco, if a professor asks a student to get coffee...
02:12It's because he wants to fuck her.
02:14They've actually done studies.
02:15He's married.
02:16Oh, gee, then.
02:18I want to get coffee with him, okay?
02:20Why? Is he cute?
02:21He thinks my writing is brilliant.
02:24And he meant it.
02:25Okay, do you not see the irony here?
02:27He wows you with the characters in books are not real.
02:29It's why the reader falls for them.
02:30And now here you are, falling for him, who is equally unreal.
02:33About just the title, Professor, makes him mysteriously non-human in your eyes.
02:36Can you for once not analyze me?
02:38I don't need to analyze you.
02:39I know you.
02:40And you're probably a character in a book for him, too.
02:43One with sticky pages.
02:44Oh, don't be gross.
02:45I'm meeting your mother.
02:46Do I need to call your mother?
02:48I'm not gonna sleep with the guy, okay?
02:52I'm not!
02:53It's possible that I might be a leg man.
02:57I always thought I was a forearm man, because of this little nut between the bicep and the forearm.
03:02But, my lord, this leg.
03:05My mother has the best legs in the history of the planet.
03:09I used to think that I wanted to grow up to be them.
03:12Her legs.
03:13And then I thought, no, I want to be her sheer black pantyhose.
03:16She works at Bloomingdale's.
03:19I think maybe I was imprinted like a baby duck to her stockings.
03:23I mean, can you imagine wanting to grow up to be hoes?
03:25Good that you reset your aspirations.
03:29Do you remember when you first wanted to become a writer?
03:31Ever since I was little.
03:34Probably because of my father.
03:35He used to read to me when I was a baby.
03:37Really?
03:38What does he think of your writing?
03:40Oh, he's never read me.
03:42I was raised by a single mom, so he would pop in and out, but...
03:47It's not like I can really claim to know him.
03:49Well, I think you should send him one of your pieces.
03:52I think he would be quite proud to know you.
03:55So, I wrote you a poem.
03:58The Hungry Ghost.
04:01In the dark, we turn to one another.
04:04Like deformed doves, confused that we have bodies.
04:08I feel nothing.
04:10Keep touching me.
04:12I feel nothing.
04:14I'm a hungry ghost.
04:20Isn't it amazing?
04:22It's creepy.
04:23It's beautiful.
04:25Your blood sugar's low.
04:27Go to the store right now and buy some OJ and Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips.
04:30I'm fine.
04:31I don't want orange meal.
04:32Honestly, Margo, I think you should get away from this dude.
04:35Get him to write a recommendation for you.
04:36Either that or you report him.
04:38Oh, maybe he can shoehorn you into NYU.
04:39You, uh...
04:40We have real professors here, by the way, who are more into teaching than getting into their
04:43students' pants.
04:44Fuck off.
04:46Hello?
04:47Did you just throw me?
04:48Margo, pick up that phone.
04:50Stay away from him.
04:52Margo, stay away from him.
05:08Thank you for coming.
05:13uh no not here this is the sacred place that is actually why i had you meet me here today
05:25so so this place is obviously an important part of me
05:33as are you as is god i'd like to incorporate god more into the equation of us
05:44okay it's great that you're with us on sundays i want you to be among us
05:56okay the choir uh you agreed to be in the choir well it would be less painful than being on
06:03some
06:03committee is it a cult this church yeah kenny wants me to um be among the episcopalians
06:11house school any upticks in your intelligence some
06:18hold on mom you can't just do this to somebody i only do this to you you have such beautiful
06:24eyes
06:24and i'm tired of being the only one who thinks so what are you studying well um my late class
06:32i have this amazing professor which who knew at fullerichon college right he thinks that i could
06:38have a real future as a writer could you imagine me as a real writer yes i can imagine that
06:44tell me
06:45about him who your professor
06:53well he's great there's this contagion in the way that he teaches he has a way of really making you
07:02feel the books feel the characters
07:06hmm tell me more that's it there's nothing really more to tell
07:12that isn't true is it
07:17oh my god
07:30oh my god
07:32it's one of my roommates roommates i told you i had roommates you didn't say they would be home
07:36well let's see what one of them is let's go over there it's a stress-bearing wall
07:46he is tender and thoughtful and sweet and he writes beautiful emails let me read you one
07:52go he's a 30 something year old professor shipping a student do not be falling in love with him
07:58i'm not gonna fall in love with him but he's making me fall in love with you son and that's
08:03the oldest
08:03trick in the book you're too smart for this
08:24oh my god
08:26oh my god
08:28oh uh sorry um
08:29um how i uh how i exercise to that to him yeah i love wrestling and he's my favorite
08:39isn't he retired you follow wrestling
08:44no oh well yeah he has the most amazing bellow it's like tarzan
09:05so this bitch beckham she's probably just jealous you know friends can get envious that way
09:09what exactly would she have to be envious of well she's stuck in the big apple studying at a major
09:14university while you get to be here in fullerton working a night shift with you exactly with me
09:21oh are you still nauseous oh it's just a bad taco i think it's fine
09:29dude that is not cool i'm so sorry you've been nauseous for three days dude you think maybe you
09:35should take a test what do you mean a test i mean a test the kind you can't study for
09:40at fullerton college
09:44so
09:52so
10:17Oh, my fuck.
10:21Holy shit.
10:25Um, okay.
10:30Well, um, I want to be there to support you in any way possible.
10:36Yeah, like, I would start by calling Planned Parenthood, but I don't know if a private
10:40doctor does it or if it's nicer.
10:42I don't want you to have to go to some cheap clinic.
10:44Um.
10:48What?
10:49Sounds like you've made my decision.
10:52Excuse me?
10:53That I should have an abortion.
10:55What?
10:57I would never make such a decision for you.
11:00That is your decision to make.
11:02I mean, ours.
11:04Together.
11:04But a woman's body.
11:05Your body.
11:06Your right.
11:07I totally respect that.
11:09Of course.
11:10Obviously.
11:13Are you Catholic?
11:15No.
11:17But terminating a life.
11:21That's something to think about.
11:23As is aborting your future, Margo.
11:26Your promise.
11:28Ever had one of these before?
11:30No.
11:31Well, when the fetus is this size, we can't see well enough through the belly, so we have
11:36to take a peek internally.
11:37You're going to stick that in me?
11:39Well, the gel is heated, so it shouldn't be too bad.
11:42How can it not be bad?
11:43I'm about to be fucked by a robot.
11:47Sorry.
11:48That just came out.
11:49I've heard worse.
11:50Are we ready?
11:52Are we ready?
11:53Yeah.
11:53Yeah.
11:54I guess we're ready.
11:55Make yourself comfortable.
11:59Here we go.
12:11What's that?
12:12Well, that's the heartbeat.
12:19It is?
12:20I would say, based on these measurements, that you're about nine to ten weeks.
12:26What?
12:27Oh, I should have asked.
12:29Do you want to copy the photo?
12:31Yeah.
12:41Do we know what we want to do about the pregnancy?
13:03I like your nails.
13:07Thanks.
13:11Ten weeks.
13:12Do you want to see the picture?
13:14No.
13:20You want to keep it, don't you?
13:24I don't know.
13:36You keep this baby.
13:37You're taking care of it.
13:38It would be your child.
13:40I know.
13:42God damn it.
13:43You were in college.
13:45You were going to be somebody.
13:46Who was I going to be?
13:47You know what I mean.
13:48You were going to have a career and you were going to, like, do things.
13:51What things?
13:52Whatever you wanted.
13:56Oh, my God.
13:58How do I tell Kenny?
13:59Kenny?
14:01He's religious.
14:03He'll either be shocked that you're having an abortion or that you got knocked up in the first place.
14:07I don't really care what Kenny thinks.
14:09Well, you need to because he could end up your stepdad.
14:14Fuck!
14:15Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
14:18I'm sorry.
14:23You know me well enough when I get scared.
14:26God, when I got pregnant with you, I was terrified.
14:29You kept me.
14:30One night stand from a guy who picked you up at Hooters.
14:33I mean, what would possess you?
14:37I thought he was the one.
14:40Your dad.
14:40You didn't even know his name.
14:42I guess I'm going to have to tell dad, by the way, if I decide to keep it.
14:46Promise that I keep him in a loop on the big stuff.
14:49Yeah, when was the last time you talked to him?
14:52Not in a while.
14:54Closer to never than recently.
14:59How did you break the news when you were pregnant?
15:10One night, he and a few of his friends came into the restaurant and drunk off their asses.
15:18And after my shift, he took me back to his hotel room and I told him.
15:30He seemed really happy.
15:32It was weird.
15:34Like, he couldn't stop smiling and he was rubbing my tummy.
15:38And then he told me he was married and that kind of broke my heart.
15:47And I was crying and he said, I'm really glad that I met you.
15:56And I realized I was really glad that I met him, too.
16:03You know, you come into town, we get together and he'd sometimes bring you a toy, rock you on his
16:07knee and, you know, hoist you around some.
16:13And my friends thought I was the biggest dumbass on earth, but I, I loved him.
16:21You chose to keep me.
16:25I did.
16:31Do you believe things happen for a reason?
16:34Hmm, I don't know.
16:35I think you want to wreck your life.
16:38I ruined your life.
16:42You ruined my life so pretty.
16:55Are you in love with him?
16:57Your professor?
16:58I'm not in love with him.
17:02I don't want him.
17:07For whatever reason.
17:11I want this baby.
17:16I want it more than I've ever wanted anything.
17:20I want it more than I've ever wanted anything.
17:31It's very important that you not judge her.
17:34Why would we do that?
17:35We're not judging people.
17:36I'm just saying she's going to need our support.
17:38I'm not going to faint support for a decision I don't approve of.
17:40She's a student.
17:41Supposedly a feminist.
17:42I mean, what message is she sending?
17:46Hey.
17:47What's up?
17:49We were planning your baby shower.
17:51We were?
17:52We really don't want a baby shower.
17:54Whether you want one or not, you're going to need stuff and that's the best way to get it.
17:57Hey, may I ask, is he going to be part of the picture?
18:01Evidently not.
18:02What do you mean evidently?
18:04He's gone a bit silent after I told him I'm having it.
18:08He's gone stone cold silent?
18:09He sent me another poem.
18:37He's gone.
18:47He's gone.
18:48He's singing.
18:49Oh, he's golden.
18:50Baba, do the baby.
18:51What I say?
18:52He's gone.
18:53He's singing.
18:53I got a woman.
18:54Down in the tunnel.
18:55Trying to make it be great.
18:57He got the action.
18:58He got the motion.
19:00Oh, yeah.
19:00The boy can play.
19:02Dedication.
19:03Devotion.
19:04Turn it all to nighttime.
19:06And then it's dead.
19:06Through the song about the street.
19:08The road.
19:08And through the song about the night.
19:11Ready to do the walk, to the walk of life
19:15Ready to do the walk of life
19:26Here comes Johnny, gonna tell you the story
19:28Hand me down my walking shoes
19:31Here comes Johnny with the power and the glory
19:33Black feet, it's all to move
19:36He got the action, he got the motion
19:39When the boy can play
19:40The dedication, the devotion
19:43It's ending on the night time
19:44It's all about the scene of another woman
19:47Here comes Johnny with the mind
19:49And if you're the walk, to the walk of life
19:54Yeah, if you're the walk of life
20:18I'm not a serious person
20:21What kind of person are you?
20:24A cheesy one
20:26Can I ask you something?
20:29Why do you always write in the third person?
20:31I think that it makes me have more sympathy for the character
20:37My character
20:38Makes it easier for me to like myself
20:41You're the most singular woman I've ever met
20:50Hey
20:51Hey
20:52You alright?
20:54You've been kinda quiet
20:55And I get triggered by long stretches of silences
20:58How did I let this happen?
21:00I can read a comment that
21:01It's not about me falling in love with him as it is
21:05Him making me fall in love with myself
21:08I think that's what he did
21:11He made me feel important
21:14What am I gonna do?
21:16I can't even get a deep breath
21:17It causes this stabbing pain
21:19What I do
21:20Is
21:21I just pretend that
21:23Stuff is make-believe
21:25That's why I watch wrestling
21:26You know, instead of other sports
21:27Because it's all
21:28Scripted
21:29It's pre-thought out
21:30I feel safe watching it
21:32This is definitely not pre-thought out
21:35And I don't feel safe
21:36Maybe try your father again
21:39Dads are always good at making their daughters feel important
21:41I've texted him a gazillion times
21:45Maybe your mom?
21:48Could try the Goodwill
21:49They might have a used upper baby
21:50They won't have anything there but crap
21:52Brown floral fabric and cheap plastic
21:54You wanted to grow up and spit from truck windows
21:57And laugh at racist jokes?
21:58Come on, I get a discount
22:00Look at this stuff
22:03How can they be so expensive?
22:06$1,200
22:07That's more than I paid for my car
22:09Well, it's
22:09Of higher quality
22:14It's just all so beautiful
22:15It really is
22:22What are you doing?
22:24This is the world that my baby deserves
22:27The one I won't come close to being able to afford
22:29Get up off the floor
22:32This is so wrong
22:33You are making a scene
22:35Get yourself back up off the floor, young lady
22:39There are no victims in Bloomingdale's
22:51Fine
22:58Bye-bye, I need this one
22:59Let's go
23:02Oh, God
23:07Mom
23:16Get in, it will not hold me
23:19Get in
23:20Here, let me try
23:22Let me try
23:25Bye-bye, I need this one
23:31Thanks, Mom
23:32Even with the discount
23:34I don't care
23:35No grandchild of mine is riding in a boring-ass straw
23:41What?
23:46Do not tell me
23:49That's him
23:50Mom
23:52Listen to me
23:54I'm gonna go talk to him
23:56You're gonna take the stroller to the car
23:57Let me just smash his face in
23:59I can be quick about it
24:00You're gonna mind your own business
24:02I don't do that
24:03I fucking swear
24:04Just take the stroller to the car
24:08I will deal
24:24Professor
24:26Margot Millett
24:27I took your late class
24:28You probably don't remember
24:29Do you remember?
24:32I do
24:34This is my wife
24:36Hi
24:36Sarah
24:37Daughter
24:38Hayley
24:38My son
24:39Max
24:40Hello
24:42I'm sorry to intrude
24:43But there's no time like the present to take exception, right?
24:48She was very disappointed by her final grade
24:51She felt you treated her unfairly
24:54Honey
24:55Do you want to just go inside for a sec?
24:57Sure thing
24:58I'll be right there
24:58Come on, guys
24:59I'll be right there, bud, okay?
25:00Daddy will be back
25:04Did you follow me here?
25:06Are you stalking me?
25:07Stalking you?
25:08I was shopping here
25:10Not like I can really afford to
25:12It's nice to see that you can
25:13Look, Marco
25:15I don't know what this is about, okay?
25:16Look at me, Mark
25:18Take a guess
25:19I endeavor to be responsible here
25:20And the most responsible thing that I could have possibly done
25:22Which I did do
25:23Was to discourage you from having this baby
25:24Do you want me in this baby's life?
25:26Is that what this encounter is about?
25:27If it even is my child?
25:30Excuse me?
25:32Excuse me?
25:32Excuse me?
25:33Excuse me?
25:35Excuse me
25:39What do you want from me, Margo?
25:42You know what, Mark?
25:45Nothing
25:47I want absolutely nothing
25:53He actually questioned
25:54Whether the baby was his
26:00He checked you out
26:01As you walked by
26:02The father of my child
26:04Took a beat
26:05To check out my mother
26:10I told you to stay out of it
26:12I did
26:12Stay out of it
26:13I didn't even
26:14Look at you
26:15I just walked in the car
26:16Yeah!
26:16You walked right by us!
26:18Okay, clearly you are looking for a fight
26:19I suspected him
26:20And he's not here
26:21So, I'll do
26:22I'm angry at him
26:23And you
26:25Because maybe this was a stupid decision
26:27And maybe you were right
26:30But this is my decision
26:31And I'm having this baby
26:33Your grandson
26:34And for you to not show
26:35An inch of joy
26:39How dare you not celebrate it?
26:41Because I don't!
26:43Well, I love him, of course
26:44Just as I love you
26:45From the day you were born
26:48But no
26:49I don't celebrate this tragedy
26:51For one second
26:53Your life as you know it
26:55No
26:56Check that
26:57As you never got to know
26:59Is over
27:01No, no
27:01I don't rejoice in that
27:07Life breaks people
27:12Nobody tells you that
27:13And you won't
27:14You won't read that
27:15In those what to expect
27:16When you're expecting books
27:17But this will break you
27:21I'm not broken
27:22I
27:22Can you just get out of the car
27:24For two seconds?
27:25You want me to get out of the car?
27:26Yes, because I need to scream
27:27And it's not good for the baby
27:29And it'll reduce my stress
27:30But it might not hiss
27:31So
27:32Please
27:32Get out
27:33It'll just take a second
27:49I'll just have to move it right
27:50Ma'am
27:52Can't you just give her the epidural?
27:55Please
27:55God save it
27:56Give it to me then
27:58Push
27:59Push
28:00Push
28:01Push
28:01Come on
28:02Come on
28:23Is he okay?
28:25Is he okay?
28:27Oh he's so beautiful
28:29Ma'am
28:31Can you believe it?
28:32I did it
28:33You did it, Noodle
28:38You've done it
29:15How you doing brother?
29:17Never better
29:31Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
29:33No, we got the swaddle down
29:35Thank you
29:35Care to hold your grandson?
29:38Oh
29:38I would love to
29:39But I should finish up packing
29:42When do I get my stitches out?
29:43They'll dissolve in about a week
29:45And it'll eventually be like
29:47Normal again?
29:49No
29:49Never
29:50No matter how many kegels
30:04Can you believe this?
30:07I'm going home with a baby
30:09Going home with Brody
30:12Brody
30:12Brody
30:13B-O-D-H-I
30:14Brody
30:15I thought it was
30:16Sorry, I thought it was Brody
30:19It's kind of crazy
30:20They just let you leave with them
30:21Yeah
30:22Newborn human being
30:23No instruction manual
30:24You'll be surprised how natural
30:26It'll all come to you
30:27Did it for you
30:28When you had me?
30:30Oh yeah
30:30Like riding a bike
30:35Last night
30:36I had this
30:36Super vivid dream
30:38That
30:38Dad was there
30:39While I was giving birth
30:44Well, he wasn't there, Noodle
31:04I'll check in right after my shift
31:08You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
31:10You'll be fine
31:14You got this
31:34You got this
31:37Okay
31:44Hi
31:46Hi, Brody
31:47He's so cute
31:49He's so cute
31:50He's so cute
31:51He's so tiny
31:53Oh my God, he's still as beautiful
31:55So precious
31:56What a miracle
31:58Oh, miracle
32:02He's just
32:02He's so
32:03Handsome
32:04Handsome
32:04Exactly
32:05And adorable
32:06And adorable
32:09He's probably hungry
32:10Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours
32:12I so wish I could
32:13I mean, wouldn't it be amazing
32:14If we could just snack around the clock
32:16Hey, you know the baby can hear you
32:17And every time you speak
32:18You're making him weirder
32:21Okay
32:33Okay
32:37Okay
33:25Do some squats as well.
33:27I'm sorry, what?
33:28You can help with the colic.
33:29Just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down.
33:31Just do it while we're talking.
33:46I try to get as much of it as I can with the diaper.
33:50Kind of lift his cheeks up just to make sure that I got it.
33:54Are you okay?
33:55Are you all right?
33:57I'm great.
33:59Yeah.
34:12Oh my god, baby Cody!
34:15Aww.
34:16He's just perfect.
34:18I don't know what else to say.
34:19He's perfect.
34:21No.
34:22I can't even remember life without him.
34:25Aww.
34:26And you're feeling okay?
34:29No.
34:30My tits are becoming a bit otherworldly.
34:33The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to ice my crotch.
34:38So that's nice.
34:39And I got a little something going with mood swings, which could either be postpartum or
34:45self-awareness.
34:47Self-awareness of what?
34:51That I'm terrible at this?
34:54Margo.
34:56Shh.
34:56I am.
34:59I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know?
35:05They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful, which, and it is.
35:12It totally is.
35:16But...
35:17What?
35:19I mean, he just, he refuses.
35:21He refuses to get a good latch.
35:25My nipples are so sore.
35:29And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples.
35:31They're like, more like, like, like squeezed toothpaste tubes.
35:35And my areola is all white and...
35:40And pinched.
35:41And, I mean, he's probably getting off my blood supply, so...
35:44And he just spits them out with such vicious contempt.
35:51And he makes this awful clinking noise.
35:54It's like...
36:00I'm sorry.
36:01But the fucking little thing won't shut up.
36:03I mean, the least prohibits us from getting a dog.
36:06Having a screaming baby?
36:08I think we need to extend a little more patience.
36:10Please.
36:11She could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip, Professor.
36:18It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
36:26And why shouldn't they?
36:27She made the world's dumbest decision.
36:31Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day.
36:35As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-ooze,
36:39meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
36:43What will the apex of his cuteness be?
36:47The cherry is out.
36:59James!
37:01So we've gone over your aftercare and so forth,
37:03your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
37:06Over and over.
37:08So, big, big reminder on the importance of routine and support groups.
37:13I can't overstate that.
37:15And I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade,
37:20it's the quiet that you've got to watch out for.
37:23Yeah.
37:24You got somebody picking you up?
37:26Uber.
37:26You have Uber in New Mexico?
37:28Yeah.
37:30Uh...
37:32Everything good?
37:35A little development.
37:37Like a bump development?
37:40Something you need to see a counselor over?
37:42Yeah.
37:45No.
37:46No.
37:50Fuck.
37:53Teaching your baby to breastfeed can be tricky,
37:56but these strategies can help.
37:59What's that, man?
38:00Tell me, tell me.
38:01Honey, you got it.
38:03You got it.
38:05You got it.
38:06Like a fish.
38:07Injure a giant crash by breathing.
38:09Keep it down in there.
38:12Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
38:16What do you want me to do?
38:18Go outside?
38:20Fuck you!
38:23I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
38:25I have a midterm in biochem,
38:26and I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me.
38:29You will never get it,
38:30so if you can't make it, shut up!
38:31Can you take him outside?
38:33Outside!
38:33Hey, come on, guys.
38:34It is 2 a.m.,
38:35and you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
38:38It's not all about you or your baby.
38:41Are you that clueless?
38:42I am not clueless!
38:44I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy!
38:48But it's your baby, your responsibility.
38:51My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam!
38:54Okay!
38:54I'll leave!
38:56That's what you want?
38:57I will leave!
39:04You have to now?
39:05Yes!
39:06Because now you'll be able to sleep!
39:23I will leave!
39:50Thank you!
39:58I love you!
39:58I love you!
40:03hi hey mom what's the matter nothing's the matter everything's fine what's the matter
40:13i don't think i'm gonna make it don't be ridiculous you're a mother mothers make it
40:19you got this why does everybody say that you got this because you don't have a choice
40:27i need to go back to work to make some money which means i need a babysitter which i can't
40:32afford
40:35don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask mom
41:14oh fuck
41:34hey jinx
41:41how do you know boomer oh i uh you know he knows me i used to wrestle
41:48oh i never could get into that stuff it's kind of stupid no offense no none taken it's a bad
41:57job
41:57don't do it okay hey so was that his case he's sitting out there that beautiful old beast
42:06looks nicer than riding the greyhound you had it home yeah got an ex-wife and kids back in jersey
42:12got some things to sort well must be nice for them having a famous parent at home
42:19oh yeah got a very special sort of relationship
42:22oh yeah it's a very special sort of relationship
42:25oh
42:50Hey, you must leave an out job.
42:52Thank you very kindly.
43:10Hey, excuse me sir, um, I've got a championship belt in here that could use a good home.
43:16I could autograph it for you, I could take a photo in case you want to resell, but I've
43:19got to walk out that door in exactly 10 seconds.
43:22How would you like to do a little business with Jinx?
43:23What?
43:26What?
43:51I keep trying to tell you he's not ... He doesn't like me!
43:54It's just the colic, not you.
43:56Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
44:00See? You see?
44:02He's just picking up on your attention.
44:04He does it with me, too.
44:06There you go.
44:07There you go.
44:09Shh.
44:10There you go.
44:12So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
44:17Be good for Grandma.
44:19No, you have to put those in the fridge.
44:21It just seems so schemey.
44:23Handling your milk.
44:24You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
44:26I tried.
44:27Was it the implants?
44:29Huh?
44:30No, I got some kind of infection.
44:34Have you talked to Dad?
44:35Why would I?
44:37Well, I haven't. Not that I do.
44:38I just would have thought...
44:40I'm getting a bad feeling.
44:41Like, maybe something happened to him.
44:43What if he's dead?
44:44God, he's not dead.
44:45He's just whatever the fuck.
44:49Oh, hey, you got something.
44:51There.
44:51Stop.
44:53Kenny wants to meet you.
44:56I've already met him.
44:57Only in passing.
44:59And, you know, he wants to meet you and get to know you.
45:04Why?
45:05I don't know.
45:07What, like a formal interview process?
45:10Could be.
45:11Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
45:13You bet your ass I would.
45:15What?
45:16Why?
45:18Because he's everything I'm not.
45:22He's also cheap.
45:23You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
45:26He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
45:29Do you love him?
45:31I do.
45:33Liar.
45:33I do.
45:36And I admire him.
45:37Mom.
45:38He's hardly your type.
45:39Yeah.
45:39Well, I am finished waiting for my type.
45:41I don't even want my type.
45:42My type is the worst possible thing for me.
45:45So, um, when are you free?
45:48And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
45:49It's not me.
45:50And we'll go to dinner.
45:52Can I just bring Bodhi?
45:57Oh, my fucking God.
45:59You haven't told him about the baby.
46:01Okay.
46:02No.
46:03No.
46:03I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
46:05I knew you were gonna be this way.
46:07I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
46:10God.
46:11Unbelievable!
46:15Unbelievable yourself!
46:42Get out!
46:45I do recall there was madness in your eyes.
46:51Let it come out tonight.
46:55Let it come out tonight.
46:57Let it come out tonight.
47:04Yeah, yeah.
47:05Babe.
47:06You have a visitor.
47:07Outside.
47:09Oh, oh, oh.
47:11Oh, oh.
47:16Mom.
47:17I can't.
47:18He won't.
47:19Stop crying.
47:20And I just, I just can't.
47:21So you brought him here?
47:22I tried calling.
47:23You wouldn't pick up.
47:24Oh, my God.
47:26I'm not meant to be a grandmother.
47:27Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother.
47:29Fucker, fucker, fucker.
47:30Mom, it's okay.
47:31No, it is not okay.
47:33Don't you think I know that?
47:34Even he knows that.
47:35I wish I could be a better person, but I'm not.
47:38And his crying not-stop, that is exactly what he is trying to do.
47:41And I will not be judged, not by him or anyone else.
47:47Look at him.
47:48Look at him.
47:49He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him.
47:52Just to make me feel worse about myself.
47:55Mom, it'll be okay.
48:13I am an awful grandmother.
48:18You're not.
48:19What?
48:20Oh, stop being nice.
48:21You're being mercy nice.
48:22I will not be pitied.
48:24I'm just terrible at everything except being pretty.
48:30And you excel at that.
48:32Brilliantly.
48:42I'm sorry.
48:43I called him, motherfucker.
48:46You think he looks like me?
49:00I love you, Noodle.
49:02Love you.
49:05Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but...
49:10But what?
49:11Okay, you're fired.
49:15What?
49:16I need someone I can count on.
49:17I'll solve the childcare thing.
49:19You won't.
49:20I won't?
49:21Honey, this is your life.
49:24Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it.
49:27We survive because of dedicated employees.
49:29Please.
49:29I need a job, Tess.
49:31And you're my friend.
49:33Yeah, so how's your friend that I'm saying now?
49:36When people work remotely from home all the time.
49:39Especially writers.
49:44I've been trying my best to keep me together.
49:48Light as a feather and stiff as a board and lonely as right on.
49:53I got my sights on.
49:55That open door, I could run or I could take one for the team.
49:59But this time tomorrow, I won't be breathing.
50:03Believe me, I'll keep my little mouth shut or I'm gonna be sorry.
50:07What's up?
50:11Nothing's wrong.
50:12In fact, it's a positive development of sorts.
50:16But we wanted to let you know we found our own place.
50:19So we'll be moving out in a week.
50:21Just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates.
50:24Are you kidding me?
50:27Do you know about this?
50:28I just found out.
50:31A little notice might have been nice.
50:33It came out pretty quickly.
50:35And of course, we can still be friends in all of that.
50:40Okay.
50:57It's not about how you fall, but how you get back up.
51:05Bullshit.
51:06It's not just about popping back up.
51:10It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down.
51:15That's what character is.
51:16You pass the other guy's guts out.
51:18You turn them into goo.
51:20You turn them into goo.
51:44Professor.
51:46Come in.
51:53Mark.
51:54Meet Bodhi.
51:56Bodhi.
51:57Meet Mark.
51:58Well, this has become very real.
52:00Oh.
52:01He's super real.
52:03Though I would imagine
52:04far less interesting than if he were fictional.
52:15Hello, little guy.
52:17Wow.
52:18Marko.
52:20He's really beautiful, isn't he?
52:24I cannot afford a babysitter.
52:26Not being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work.
52:30Hence, I lost my job.
52:33Two of my roommates just moved out,
52:34so my portion of the rent has now increased by over $1,000 per month.
52:39I would rather snorkel in my own vomit
52:41than come to you begging for money.
52:43So instead,
52:45I've come to demand it.
52:47I need $3,000.
52:50You're going to give it to me.
52:53Do you think I'm that liquid?
52:58You will give me $3,000.
53:20What did he say?
53:21I just left before he could respond.
53:23No.
53:24I just...
53:25I don't know.
53:26I started to feel sorry for him.
53:27And, you know,
53:28I could see his face start to contort
53:30and I didn't want to soften
53:31and for him to try to negotiate me down.
53:33I must say, I'm impressed.
53:35And where's Bodie?
53:35I thought you were bringing him.
53:36Susie's watching him.
53:37So, there.
53:38Progress on the babysitting front, too.
53:40Listen...
53:41Progress all around.
53:42What are you wearing?
53:43Very nice.
53:46Oh, my God.
53:47Just looking at the menu.
53:49My mouth is flooding with saliva.
53:51Are we getting appetizers?
53:53Well...
53:54The thing about nursing.
53:55I'm constantly starved.
53:57Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat.
53:59And you're free to order whatever you like.
54:02No expense spared.
54:03We don't need an appetizer.
54:04Well...
54:05Maybe you don't.
54:06You're about to order a margarita the size of your head.
54:08But...
54:08I need one.
54:09You know I don't drink.
54:17Susan?
54:18Uh, no.
54:19Maybe it's the pediatrician's office?
54:21Just, um...
54:22Hold on.
54:23Order me nachos.
54:26Hello?
54:27This is Margot Millett.
54:28Speaking.
54:29Elizabeth Gable calling.
54:31Uh...
54:31Elizabeth?
54:32Gable.
54:32As in the mother.
54:33His.
54:35Uh...
54:35Hello?
54:36I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands.
54:40What do you mean a meeting?
54:42A meeting where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement.
54:47Mark has given me your contacts.
54:49I will email you an address.
54:51This is a joke.
54:52A joke?
54:53You find extortion funny?
54:55I don't.
54:56I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow.
54:59It would be best.
55:03You okay?
55:05I'm fine.
55:07You look fine.
55:08Well, I am.
55:10So?
55:10Mom says you're a big deal in the church.
55:13Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director.
55:16It's really cool.
55:17They have really good programs like plays and stuff.
55:22Yeah.
55:22They even put on, uh...
55:24Rent.
55:25Rent.
55:25Rent.
55:26Yeah.
55:26We're much more liberal than we're given credit for.
55:28Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a baby
55:33out of wedlock.
55:37You know, most people these days, they just don't want to accept any consequences for, you know, their actions.
55:43A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape.
55:46They would have, um, you know, said, well, he was my professor.
55:49He should have done this or he shouldn't have done that.
55:51And my point is, is that we're all fallen creatures.
55:54The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost.
56:03Right.
56:04Yeah.
56:05See, I told you we would get along.
56:08Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner, um, tonight.
56:13Um, I'd like to ask, uh, for your blessing, Marco.
56:18I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage.
56:22Uh, oh.
56:24Yeah.
56:26Oh.
56:27Do we have, um, do we have your blessing?
56:30Yeah.
56:31Yeah?
56:31Of course.
56:32Okay.
56:35Whoa.
56:39Cheyenne, you are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met.
56:44Yes, yes, I said yes.
56:48I would be honored.
56:50If I could be the boring to your beautiful, the strong to your delicate, the serious to your silly.
57:00Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
57:03Yes.
57:04Woo!
57:06Woo!
57:08Okay.
57:08Okay.
57:08Hey, everyone.
57:09Let's give a big happy cheer to the happy couple.
57:11Oh!
57:21It's actually quite beautiful.
57:24And romantic.
57:25Maybe it's even possible she really loves him.
57:28Hmm.
57:28That's very affirming.
57:29I always find it so moving when love works out in real life as opposed to just books and movies.
57:34Yeah.
57:37Is that cabbage really working?
57:39I think so.
57:40It's supposed to help with inflammation.
57:42And I gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet Mark's mom.
57:47Ooh, yikes.
57:48Yikes.
57:48Yikes, indeed.
57:55What?
57:57Look, I've never brought you into this part of my life, but now that girls are gone, I feel comfortable
58:02saying that I'm into cosplay.
58:05Very into it.
58:06I'm a cosplayer.
58:08What?
58:10Yeah.
58:11I figured.
58:11Anyway, if you ever want to model some looks, I think you'd be a natural.
58:18Oh, okay.
58:21Just think about it.
58:23I will.
58:24I promise.
58:26Hello.
58:26Hiya.
58:27Hello.
58:36God.
58:37At this hour?
58:38What now?
58:40Seriously.
58:41What the fuck now?
58:52Dad.
58:58I thought you might be dead.
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