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H.e.a.t.e.d R.i.v.a.l.r.y Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:12It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing?
00:39I'm in public.
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:54You're in our way.
00:58You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08You're in our way.
01:09Get us forever.
01:11Get us forever.
01:15Get us forever.
01:19Get us forever.
01:24You think I'm pretty.
01:30Let's go!
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06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46No, no, barely.
07:54Oh, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55You can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22He still won't.
09:25He still won't.
09:33You're pretty poor fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:27Oh, my God.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:37He's OK.
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59He's still OK.
11:01Mm-hmm.
11:28He's still OK.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:52Are you...
11:55Oh God, hold on.
12:03What the hell?
12:22No, the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32It will show in the whole case.
12:35It will show in the whole case.
13:07We should go.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08I don't even know what.
14:09Bronze medal.
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:44Bye.
14:45Bye.
14:46Bye.
14:47Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What a embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rozanov, chosen as
15:08his country's captain.
15:12Je débrouille dans Paris.
15:19Piedre qui roule de la cigare à la peau mire.
15:28Le cœur encore endormi.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Hey.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice.
15:43They fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah.
15:45It was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:49Oh, that's kind of a bug.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:41Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14He didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:36You need to meet you.
18:38Yes, sir.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you today evening,
18:46regardless of what you want.
18:48This is a honor for me.
18:50You must be a honor for me.
18:52After yesterday,
18:54you won't win...
18:58...Latviy.
18:59...Latviy.
19:01And he is still a piece.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05You don't want to?
19:06Not so much.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame.
19:17It's not a shame you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I play better than when we were.
19:23Our brother is traumatized.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26What is it?
19:27What is it?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you do them playing.
19:34You always find a villain.
19:36You always find a villain.
19:37From the childhood.
19:42Who did you do it?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She doesn't know this.
19:53No, my mother.
19:57My mother, my mother...
19:59... AKA her mother, my mom.
20:03You remember her?
20:04I had a guess, you did her mother.
20:07Where by the mother?
20:10Where by the mother?
20:11You were in Moscow?
20:13Where by the mother?
20:17We need to go.
20:20in the evening of the night,
20:24so he could meet with the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, I'm always on the right side.
20:36Everything is always on the right side.
20:38But what do you do with him?
20:40No, he's not in the form, but...
20:42Kocchev, Kocchev, he still remains.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:45He is surprised to see him in America.
20:48I'll earn him a good, a good.
20:51He's really good for you, right?
20:53Yeah.
20:54Well, it's a problem with leader.
20:56There is always a problem.
20:58Leader.
20:59I'm not all interested.
21:03Well, it's too long for him.
21:08You're still my angel.
21:09You always talk to him,
21:11especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Where are you?
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to buy a bar.
21:18He needs more than one.
21:21Look how she is behind me.
21:25From childhood.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something.
21:52Dovninko, Alja.
21:58Dovninko, Sasha.
22:04I think you were good at the game.
22:07I'd say thanks, but I know you didn't watch any games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:17Sometimes I am not going to.
22:20When I am not going to, I am not going to.
22:23In any case, it does not mean for you.
22:26It does not mean for you.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36You are not going to.
22:36You are not going to.
22:38When you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:43Yes, it is.
22:44Hunter and Admiral will not go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55I think he is injured.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02He is injured.
23:04His first time of the season.
23:06He is injured.
23:06He did not see the team, quite good.
23:11He is injured.
23:14You are not injured.
23:15You are injured.
23:16You can win anyone on the front.
23:18You will win Chicago.
23:20Not that that earlier.
23:21In the final, it is more likely, San Francisco.
23:25They are good, but too young.
23:28So, you will win the C회 of the Cales before I was watching.
23:31with my father.
23:36No, thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:41You should be perfect.
23:43You should be perfect.
23:44But you need to agree with us.
23:48See you later.
23:50Bye.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14Girls.
24:15It's just nice.
24:18And boys?
24:22You've seen French people?
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:34Well, he's like a guy.
24:38No, okay?
24:41No.
24:42Oh, my God.
24:42You don't try, Sean.
24:44You don't joke,
24:44You don't flirt and flirt in the answer.
24:49Rаньше
24:50ты был веселее.
24:56У меня еще.
25:08Здесь?
25:10Серьезно?
25:12Опасность раньше
25:14возбуждала тебе.
25:16Если память меня не изменяет.
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно.
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:49Ладно.
25:52Я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:03Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рада тебя видеть.
26:08Время.
26:23Время.
26:25Хаффин's here.
26:27Да!
26:27Да!
26:28Да!
26:28Да!
26:29Да!
26:29Дай!
26:30What? What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:38There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:46Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop!
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:20Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:36I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But.
28:38He's very good at acting.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh.
28:42None.
28:42You're the fucking best all ender.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking around.
28:49Well that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03Not that obviously.
29:05Oh my God.
29:07Oh my God.
29:16Oh no.
29:19Oh no.
29:29Ooh.
29:30Ooh.
29:30Obviously Jesus.
29:31Ha ha ha.
29:32I'm literally hungry like a calorie in a house.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40What the fuck were you on in five seconds?
29:42Only 25 seconds.
29:44What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord's Tower Award
30:31for most sportsman-like player
30:33goes to...
30:33I'll text them to you.
30:34I'll text them to you.
30:36I'll text them to you.
30:38I'll text them to you.
30:41I'll text them to you.
30:46I'll text them to you.
30:49I'll text them to you.
30:50I'll text them to you.
30:52I'll text them to you.
30:54I'll text them to you.
30:56I'll text them to you.
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:01Maybe ask nicely.
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18we'll have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:06and I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than you suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53No.
34:11Good luck to me.
34:26Let's go.
34:29I'm in this position.
34:31I'm in this position.
34:33I'm in this position.
34:35Special assistance.
34:35I'm the last one.
34:36I'll call them a lot.
34:51I'll call them a lot.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:51Well, it's a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:51No, no, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54I can't wait.
36:55Oh, fuck.
37:03It's not going to be low.
37:07I'm sorry.
37:10I'm sorry.
37:14I can't wait.
37:15I can't wait.
37:15No, no, no.
37:19I can't wait.
37:19It's too long.
37:21What?
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need
38:14what you know tell me
38:19you
38:25i need you
38:56you
38:58you
39:00you
39:00you
39:01you
39:04you
39:12you
39:25you
39:27russia this year was something else
39:34it's intense day
39:41so are you heading back soon
39:44back
39:46to russia for the summer
39:49oh yes
39:58why what do you mean why
40:02do you have to
40:05there is no have to it's
40:08it's home
40:10yeah
40:11but
40:12i don't know is it safe
40:16what do you mean safe
40:18i don't know
40:21do you
40:22do you even like it there
40:30what difference does it make
40:32a pretty big one i think
40:40i need to sleep
40:43i need to sleep
40:45yeah
40:45me too i should
40:55so i'm off
41:00goodbye hollander
41:01you
41:09you
41:13you
41:15you
41:15you
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