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Film Shoot 'Em Up - Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti [Full Movie] [High Quality]Full EP - Full
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00:00:09You
00:00:45Oh, my God.
00:01:04You're dead, bitch!
00:01:14What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:32Fuckin' hell.
00:01:46Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:50Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:53You son of a bitch!
00:01:59Eat your vegetables.
00:02:01He's right here!
00:02:02Come on!
00:02:09There she is!
00:02:12Get out of here!
00:02:15Let's go!
00:02:22What is that?
00:02:24Let's go!
00:02:29Get out of here!
00:02:36Get out of here!
00:02:40I'm gonna kill you!
00:03:05Come on, push!
00:03:08Push!
00:03:19You know what I hate?
00:03:21No!
00:03:22I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails.
00:03:27That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.
00:03:32Okay, it's coming.
00:03:34Come on, give me one big push!
00:03:36Run!
00:03:38Run!
00:03:47What the fuck?
00:03:56I'll bleed! I'll bleed now!
00:03:58Quit squarming and ruining my shot!
00:04:04What a piece of crap.
00:04:09We're out of here.
00:04:16I'm sorry about the messy delivery, Mom.
00:04:26Bring me quiet.
00:04:27Give Junior something to drink.
00:04:53Give Junior something to drink.
00:05:00Something funny.
00:05:01Oh, I was just remembering a limerick.
00:05:04There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:05:06She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
00:05:09She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there
00:05:14was no tit for tat.
00:05:17You have caused me no end of trouble.
00:05:20But now I shall return the favor.
00:05:22Ten for tat, right?
00:05:26See, that's the latest thing.
00:05:28The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:32That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:35What the?
00:05:36Get him!
00:05:47Who are you?
00:05:49Lady, what's your name?
00:06:09You're the only one.
00:06:15You're the only one.
00:06:19What's your name?
00:06:30You're the only man.
00:06:31You're the only one.
00:06:33You bitches.
00:06:35You're the only one.
00:06:49Nice knockers.
00:07:03God damn it!
00:07:24Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:26Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:26Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:29Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:08:58Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:09:03Well, well, well, this is a fine mess, huh?
00:09:07I won't make this mistake again.
00:09:10Well, I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:09:12I can appreciate that.
00:09:16My ass!
00:09:18And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:21I got a piece of lead.
00:10:01I got a piece of lead.
00:10:02I got a piece of lead.
00:10:02Oh, shit.
00:10:15I got a piece of lead.
00:10:18I got a piece of lead.
00:10:35Let's go!
00:11:09Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:43Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:12:06Don't make me kill you.
00:12:43Don't make me kill you.
00:12:43Don't make me kill you.
00:12:59Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:13:02Look, I've already booked my flight home.
00:13:05Okay?
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:09I love you too.
00:13:10Yeah, bye-bye.
00:13:15You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:13:18Hmm?
00:13:20Dunno.
00:13:21You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:31Sir, we spotted the target at 3rd and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:34Turn us around.
00:13:44Oh, my God.
00:14:06Don't worry, kid. Someone good will find you.
00:14:20Oh my god, look at this! Someone left a baby!
00:14:31Oops.
00:15:03Fuck me sideways.
00:15:34Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:35Where's Quintana?
00:15:37Wait, Smith. Mistress Dawn is with the customer.
00:15:40Wait, you can't go up there!
00:15:41Oh yeah, baby.
00:15:42Smith!
00:15:43You didn't like that, huh?
00:15:44Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
00:15:47You can't go up there!
00:15:48Oh my god!
00:15:49I've got a bad boy and what's all I will need
00:15:58Come here!
00:16:19Change your sound if the price ain't right, if the price ain't right.
00:16:28Sorry, Belle. Bar's closed.
00:16:39Wait your turn, Smith. There's plenty to go around.
00:16:43Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:45Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:17:00Oh, kinky.
00:17:01I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:17:04Five grand. That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:17:10Are you clean?
00:17:13You know I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:17:14So you'll do it.
00:17:16Waffanculo. Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:18For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:21I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:23I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:25Trust you?
00:17:27I don't even know your real name.
00:17:30Who are you, really, Smith?
00:17:32I'm a British nanny.
00:17:34And I'm dangerous.
00:17:46Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:18:03forget it, Dad.
00:18:08Fine.
00:18:12Bye.
00:18:13Bye.
00:18:15Bye.
00:18:16Bye.
00:18:19Bye.
00:18:23Bye.
00:18:27Bye.
00:18:33Bye.
00:18:59I don't know.
00:19:09Rest in milk.
00:19:14Let's go.
00:19:16This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:18Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on tap in the city.
00:19:26I already told you, Smith.
00:19:28You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:34I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:19:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:44Scram, fellas.
00:19:47Give me a moment alone here with Café Lama.
00:19:52Relax.
00:19:54Relax.
00:20:04There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:20:10Yes, a real jerk.
00:20:13He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:20:17And what is this man's name?
00:20:21Smith.
00:20:23Mr. Smith.
00:20:30How the hell do I know his real name?
00:20:32He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:20:36He always used the same name.
00:20:38Smith.
00:20:40I don't believe you.
00:20:46I think you know more about this man.
00:20:53He was a lousy tipper.
00:20:58It gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:21:06If I had anything on it, I might tell you.
00:21:15Then it gets a lot more painful.
00:21:17The closer I get.
00:21:24What's up, Doc?
00:21:26Oh, you're a waskily rabbit.
00:21:33But you're not waskily enough.
00:21:35Yeah?
00:21:37That's a sick shooter.
00:21:39I just counted six shots.
00:21:43You've blown your load.
00:21:52Oh, what about you?
00:21:54Your nine millimeter is empty, too.
00:21:57Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:22:00And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:22:03And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:22:06Oh, but you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:14Want to bet?
00:22:34Nothing like a good hand, Joe.
00:22:46Get your things.
00:22:48We're going.
00:22:57Don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying, and I refuse to apologize.
00:23:02Damn you, Smith.
00:23:03I could have been snuffed back there.
00:23:05Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:23:08Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:10You're a bad girl.
00:23:11You deserve to be punished.
00:23:13Which car do you want?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15I'm tired of walking.
00:23:18Look at this.
00:23:25You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:29I give up.
00:23:31With a car, the pricks are on the inside.
00:23:35Tell me about it.
00:23:54Hello, honey.
00:23:58Oh, good, good.
00:23:59I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad you like the flower, isn't it?
00:24:02Listen, sweetie, I've, uh, I've run into a small hitch.
00:24:08I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer, but don't, don't worry.
00:24:13I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:24:18Hugs and kisses.
00:24:20Bye-bye.
00:24:22So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:24These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:24:26I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:30You see that?
00:24:31I fucking hate that.
00:24:32What?
00:24:33This guy changing lanes without signaling.
00:24:35I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:40So you started shooting at them?
00:24:42No, I don't carry a piece.
00:24:44I went to the woman, she had a gun.
00:24:46They started firing.
00:24:47I shot back.
00:24:48He's done it again.
00:24:50I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:24:54Why are these assholes so lazy, they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:25:00You want to know why?
00:25:02Not particularly.
00:25:02Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money,
00:25:07so when they get on the road, they can't help themselves.
00:25:09They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
00:25:11It's in their nature.
00:25:12Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:25:14I can't go to the police.
00:25:16Why not?
00:25:17I'm the unibomber.
00:25:18They can't, the unibomber.
00:25:20That's what they think.
00:25:23You stupid...
00:25:24Right.
00:25:25That's it.
00:25:36You are the angriest man in the world.
00:25:39If I don't remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:25:45Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:49How many local boys?
00:25:52I need men, you understand?
00:25:56I need a lot more men.
00:26:13I want four mags, a box of 9mm 147 hollow points,
00:26:19and give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:28You're a little short.
00:26:29You lied.
00:26:31You said you had $5,000.
00:26:34How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:26:36You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:39It's as good as cash.
00:26:40You're pathetic, Smith.
00:26:41We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:44Look, why don't I sign over this check?
00:26:46I got a blood bank to you.
00:26:47I'm more than covering.
00:26:49Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank
00:26:51and you got yourself a deal.
00:26:53I don't get that check till Wednesday.
00:26:56Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells
00:26:58and I'll give you the other half
00:26:59when you bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:27:01Deal.
00:27:29Damn it, Smith.
00:27:30What the hell are you doing?
00:27:32Making some money.
00:27:33Making some money?
00:27:34Yeah, to buy something for the baby.
00:27:37Something for the baby?
00:27:42A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:27:47Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:27:53So this is it.
00:27:55It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:27:59Same old Smith.
00:28:01Down and dirty.
00:28:03Glad you like it.
00:28:13Say hello to Mickey.
00:28:23Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:28:25No, you'd never make it.
00:28:27They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:28:29Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too.
00:28:45I've rounded up 50 guys.
00:28:47Well, I guess that's just going to have to do, huh?
00:28:58Stop the car.
00:28:59He was here.
00:29:00Come on, what makes you think he was here?
00:29:02Trust me.
00:29:03I know what people do and I know what people think.
00:29:05I always have.
00:29:06Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:29:09You should have seen the playground herd I laid down
00:29:11playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:29:13Now stop the car.
00:29:38Tell me something I don't know per una volta, brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:43I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:45Can I offer you anything?
00:29:49Carrot?
00:29:52It's good for your eyesight.
00:29:59Of all the squads in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:30:02Another lucky guess?
00:30:04Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:30:05He sees things we don't.
00:30:08He was once an FBI profiler.
00:30:11Forensic behavior consultant.
00:30:14My God.
00:30:15How many times do I have to tell you guys details?
00:30:20Make all the difference in this business.
00:30:24Hey, but...
00:30:25Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:30:27The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear.
00:30:36Besides...
00:30:42Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:30:44Shh, shh, shh.
00:30:46No, no, no, baby, no.
00:30:47We could call him Oliver.
00:30:49Oliver?
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:50Like Oliver Twist.
00:30:52Because he's a Norfolk?
00:30:53Because I like the book.
00:30:54You like the book.
00:30:55I didn't hate it.
00:30:57That's a first.
00:31:03Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:31:06Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:31:09Or the one that says, you're becoming a man now, son?
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:16So, Mr. Hertz, how old is your son?
00:31:19He's eight.
00:31:21Then it had to be large and powerful.
00:31:23Can you believe it?
00:31:25There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:31:27A better place.
00:31:32Roadside bomb wounded.
00:31:34We have it in our...
00:31:37Hey.
00:31:38Did you notice that?
00:31:40No, this works.
00:31:42Look.
00:31:43Lame-ass politician rants about gun control.
00:31:47He cries.
00:31:49So tonight...
00:31:50Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:31:54He shuts up.
00:31:56That's so weird.
00:32:01You must find it comforting.
00:32:04Sir.
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:05Men are in place in the roof.
00:32:07That's good.
00:32:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:32:13Hmm?
00:32:13It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:32:20And if that happens in this show, I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:32:26All right?
00:32:28Let's kill this mother.
00:32:29Go.
00:32:33Go.
00:32:34It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:32:37Look at his surrogate parents.
00:32:39No.
00:32:39I'm telling you.
00:32:41This means...
00:32:43Go!
00:32:44Back way!
00:32:44Uh.
00:32:46Hey!
00:32:50Uh...
00:32:50Oh!
00:32:53Uh!
00:33:06Uh!
00:33:08Uh!
00:33:08Uh!
00:33:09Uh!
00:33:10Uh!
00:33:12Uh!
00:33:12I heard the flow, it's all a game to me
00:33:22Seven or eleven, snake is touching you
00:33:29Double or fifteen, snake is fine
00:33:32The end of the night, the ace is for the show
00:34:11Baby, I don't know why
00:34:26Baby, I know you've got to see
00:34:28You see, you can weep, the dead
00:34:41The end of the night, the only thing you see in the night, now it's gonna be the end of
00:34:50the night, the ace is for the end of the night
00:35:12My god, do we really suck
00:35:15Or is this guy really that good
00:35:17Come on boys, he ain't out of the briar pits yet
00:35:40Shoot the dog, shoot the dog
00:35:42No
00:35:44We're not
00:35:45I like dogs
00:36:08Wait a minute
00:36:11Oh, that rat bastard
00:36:30What is it?
00:36:33It's a bearish diaper
00:36:39This idea blows, Smith
00:36:41It's the only idea we've got
00:36:43You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club and that he could hear the music while
00:36:50he was still inside the womb?
00:36:51Yep, that's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash
00:36:55Ridiculous
00:36:56Well, he isn't crying now
00:37:01So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother
00:37:05I still say this is a wild hunch
00:37:08Yeah, so how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:37:10Somebody's been stalking out
00:37:12Let's find out who
00:37:31You're the only of this place
00:37:32Who's the Oscar?
00:37:34I am
00:37:37Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:39No
00:37:43Just as I suspected
00:37:45You really is into jewelry
00:37:51Who occupies the room upstairs?
00:37:53Go to hell
00:37:54Don't mess with me
00:37:55You ain't got the co-hones
00:38:03So who are these guys?
00:38:05I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago
00:38:09He paid the whole year in cash
00:38:11I never saw him again
00:38:13I just figured they were using the back way
00:38:22Read it
00:38:38Oh, Madonna
00:38:42This is pretty fucked up
00:38:49This is pretty fucked up
00:38:53Oh, my God
00:38:53You've been eating
00:38:53Let's go
00:38:53This bunch of people
00:38:54sollten
00:38:54End
00:38:54End
00:38:54End
00:38:57End
00:39:14Oh, my God
00:39:15Sir it's your go-to guy. All the mothers have been killed. Only one escaped temporarily.
00:39:22We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:39:27The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly. I guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy
00:39:32metal club wasn't particularly secret.
00:39:34What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:39:37When Mr. go-to guy passes, head to the left.
00:39:39Yes sir, I already made the call. Backups should be arriving any minute.
00:39:43We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:39:48Thank you sir. I appreciate your confidence.
00:39:52Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:39:58Watch where you stepped. The ice cream is melting.
00:40:03What?
00:40:04I thought donor sperm was your department. These freezers are full of samples.
00:40:10This is weird. There seems to be only one donor.
00:40:15One donor?
00:40:16Yeah. And a generous one at that.
00:40:27This is bone marrow blood. It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:33How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:35You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:40:44See what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:40:48The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:40:54You mean these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:41:00Exactly. And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:41:03That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:41:31No, my baby, no.
00:41:34So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:37That's good.
00:41:39And then I got to thinking.
00:41:41You know what I hate?
00:41:42Here we go again.
00:41:44I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:41:49Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:41:53I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, the local news channel, and the FBI.
00:42:01So, what do we do next?
00:42:03I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:42:05Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:42:09Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:42:12Yeah, you just wait.
00:42:14The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:42:18You can't take little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:21You just hate everything.
00:42:23I don't hate you.
00:42:25Is that why you picked me?
00:42:27You know why I picked you.
00:42:29You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:42:31We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:42:34You just don't get it.
00:42:35What?
00:42:38You bring me this child so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:42:44A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:42:47And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:42:57You're right.
00:43:01Don't forget about that.
00:43:05No.
00:43:07It's my fault.
00:43:09It's like what my mama always said.
00:43:15If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:43:20Eggs have no business dancing with souls.
00:43:47You know, Smith, I figure out what you hate the most.
00:43:53What happened to your baby?
00:43:57What happened to your baby?
00:43:59Forget about it.
00:44:01Tell me.
00:44:03My baby hit me in the stomach.
00:44:07My baby was delivered, stillborn.
00:44:16Get off of me!
00:44:17Get off of me!
00:44:45Get off of me.
00:44:49Then it turned off of you.
00:44:50How is my daughter being hurt?
00:44:52You've got out in the parasites.
00:45:15Are you hungry?
00:45:54I watch those youth through a hazy light
00:46:01They drink this green just like a child
00:46:22Oh, my God.
00:46:51Oh, my God.
00:47:08Oh, my God.
00:47:11Oh, my God.
00:47:18Talk about shooting your lug.
00:47:27Look at this.
00:47:28This is a Hamilton night tag.
00:47:31These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months.
00:47:35This is weird.
00:47:38All these guys have got him.
00:47:45Don't even tell me.
00:47:46Do you know how many of our men he's bloody bagged now?
00:47:49Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:47:53Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:47:55Getting angry releases an enzyme,
00:47:58tryptophan hydroxylase,
00:47:58which can temporarily reduce the IQ.
00:48:01That's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:48:03Well, how do you know all that?
00:48:05My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:48:08Take me west side.
00:48:09I need to report in.
00:48:10I got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is.
00:48:17No more arguments.
00:48:18I have to do this alone,
00:48:19and the only way I can do it
00:48:20is if I'm positive you two are okay.
00:48:24This is the only place that I know you'll be safe.
00:48:27A tank?
00:48:28An M24 tank.
00:48:30You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:48:32You're whacked.
00:48:34I am.
00:48:35I'm also serious.
00:48:37But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:48:39Don't worry.
00:48:40When I create a diversion,
00:48:42you climb inside.
00:48:43You should have enough of that baby food
00:48:45to last a couple of days.
00:48:47The pureed carrots are the best.
00:48:50You know how to use those, right?
00:48:54Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:48:57That's not gonna happen.
00:48:59There is no way to be sure.
00:49:02Yes, there is.
00:49:25Stop whining!
00:49:26If you don't behave,
00:49:28I am going to spank you!
00:49:30Stop whining!
00:49:32Stop it!
00:49:33I hate you when parents hit their children.
00:49:35Let go of my arm!
00:49:36Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:49:38I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:49:40How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:44See?
00:49:45Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:49:48Help!
00:49:49Help!
00:49:52What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:49:58It's not funny!
00:49:59It's not funny!
00:50:09It's not funny!
00:50:14So what you got?
00:50:15On this all-star ground powder.
00:50:18On this all-star ground powder.
00:50:18Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:50:21And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:50:24You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:50:27Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:50:29My son is a video game whiz,
00:50:30and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:50:34Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
00:50:37In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control.
00:50:40So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:50:44Now, I've got an inside man in immigration
00:50:46working on which of these guys had sons.
00:50:49And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:50:52I think the pucker factor's getting to you.
00:50:54You got Giddly!
00:50:58Yes, Duchess, you're a good girl.
00:51:00Sit!
00:51:02Yes, now's your treat.
00:51:04Now you get your treat.
00:51:05My man has been running the name down,
00:51:07and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:51:12National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:51:14Olympic, hopeful, recruited by the army.
00:51:19But after that, the kid is never heard from again.
00:51:22Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him, trained him.
00:51:25This leads me to a theory.
00:51:27Theory?
00:51:29Theory is bull nuggers.
00:51:30All you got is a man with no name,
00:51:34riding into town on a pale horse,
00:51:37dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:51:45Boone!
00:52:02Be silent.
00:52:08He grabs the мне и просём,
00:52:10I hear all the mitка прости
00:52:11Hurtz, you know why people in this country love guns?
00:52:15And it's got nothing to do with all that.
00:52:17Phallic mumbo-jumbo like cocking your gun.
00:52:21No, Hurtz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity.
00:52:27Where a poor man can become rich.
00:52:31And a pussy can become a tough guy.
00:52:34If he's got a gun in his hand.
00:52:40I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
00:52:44Oh, no, sir. No. No, I'm not.
00:52:46I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:52:54I want you to give this guy and the kids a dirt nap.
00:53:00Yes, sir.
00:53:05Right away, sir.
00:53:06Shh, amor mía.
00:53:12Don't worry. Daddy will be back soon.
00:53:34Hold it! Hold it!
00:53:39Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny, you just keep going, going, going, don't you?
00:53:44So do you.
00:53:45I promise to, uh, to spare your life if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:53:49Forget it.
00:54:02Oh, boy.
00:54:04Hey, who trains you?
00:54:06Hmm?
00:54:07NSA Black Ops?
00:54:09CIA?
00:54:10The Army?
00:54:11Well, whoever.
00:54:12It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:54:14You think that's good? You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:54:18Oh, hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:54:26But I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
00:54:31I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:54:34My God, what a tragedy.
00:54:37Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:54:39He starts shooting up the place.
00:54:42Oh, my God, what a shame that your wife and son were there, having their chicken nuggets.
00:54:55What's the matter? You don't like that story?
00:55:00Well, then why don't you tell me one, hmm?
00:55:03Children's story, please.
00:55:05Oh, I know. Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:55:08Tell me the one about the baby.
00:55:11Maybe later, when I put you to sleep.
00:55:16Oh, my God.
00:55:19Oh, my God.
00:55:24Oh, my God.
00:55:32Oh, my God.
00:55:49Oh, my God.
00:55:59Oh, my God.
00:56:02Oh, my God.
00:56:04Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:10Oh, my God.
00:56:12Oh, my God.
00:56:13Oh, my God.
00:56:16Oh, my God.
00:56:30So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:35Okay, buddy. Drop your weapon.
00:56:48Think we got him?
00:57:14God damn it, Smith!
00:57:18So I found out he was trying to kill our baby.
00:57:20Who?
00:57:21A man named Hammerson.
00:57:23Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:26He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man
00:57:28and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:57:31Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:35No.
00:57:37It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:43Shit.
00:57:44It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:57:48If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:57:51It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:57:54Mr. Gotu guy called his men a fine love of babysitters.
00:57:57The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:58:01It's him, Senator Rutledge. He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:58:04So we contact this man, and then we're safe.
00:58:07It's over.
00:58:08Are you crazy?
00:58:09This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the U.S. government after us.
00:58:12I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:58:15Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:17They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:58:20So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:24I'm gonna check all of this out, and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:28But what if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:58:31Where should I get off?
00:58:34I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:36What?
00:58:36Trust me.
00:58:38I can't know.
00:58:47Smith, do you really think this is gonna work?
00:58:50Just stick to the plan, and everything will be alright.
00:58:54Run!
00:59:03Stop!
00:59:57I don't know.
01:00:13To be continued...
01:00:37Aahh!
01:00:38Aahh!
01:00:42Aahh!
01:00:47I am!
01:00:49I am!
01:00:50I am!
01:00:52I am!
01:01:21So much for wearing your seatbelt.
01:01:50What in the hell is that?
01:01:53Oh my god, that is twisted.
01:01:57That sick son of a bitch.
01:01:59Oh, that sick son of a bitch suck at us again!
01:02:08It's time to go, little boy.
01:02:13Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
01:02:19Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
01:02:24Hello, is this Smith?
01:02:26That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown.
01:02:29Not a word about it anywhere.
01:02:31Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
01:02:35I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
01:02:37Now listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
01:02:40I want to see the Senator.
01:02:43Alright.
01:02:44He wants to see you too.
01:02:46He's leaving for North Carolina in the primaries in three days.
01:02:50You can fly with him.
01:02:52Runway seven, two hours.
01:02:53If I see anything I don't like, I'm blowing this big time.
01:03:11What were you doing in there?
01:03:15Cleaning my gun.
01:03:17Really?
01:03:20You know we were never really trying to kill you.
01:03:22We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
01:03:24Well that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
01:03:27In the latest polls, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic frontrunner headed into the next week's seat.
01:03:32To the primary.
01:03:33We think his rival might...
01:03:39I owe you my life.
01:03:40So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
01:03:45I heard about you.
01:03:46You look worse than you do on TV.
01:03:48Yes, it's amazing.
01:03:50What a little makeup can do.
01:03:52And a lot of morphine.
01:03:57So...
01:03:58You've pieced the whole thing together.
01:04:01Very clever, Mr. Smith.
01:04:03Very clever.
01:04:04Simple.
01:04:06You're the Democratic frontrunner for president and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off.
01:04:13Yes, well if they're pissed now, wait until I'm elected president.
01:04:18We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there that we're gonna have to set up just as many commissions.
01:04:23Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
01:04:25Unfortunately you're sick and the gun lats has found out.
01:04:28They discovered your baby hatchery and boom, problem solved.
01:04:32They kill you by killing the babies.
01:04:34Correct.
01:04:36So where's my savior?
01:04:43Do you know what I hate most?
01:04:45Liars.
01:04:45What the hell are you doing?
01:04:46You've made a deal with Hammerson.
01:04:48No, you're crazy.
01:04:49Am I?
01:04:49When you got into bed with him you also let his dog up on the mattress.
01:04:52Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
01:04:56I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:57Save the line for when you're in office, Rutledge.
01:04:59If he ever makes it there.
01:05:01Do you know what else I hate?
01:05:03Hypocrites.
01:05:03You're the biggest one of all.
01:05:05Do you blame him for selling out?
01:05:08His operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go.
01:05:12You see, Rutledge called us and he offered us a proposition that we had never dreamed was possible.
01:05:18In exchange for his life the senator promised to protect our rights.
01:05:22To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
01:05:24Oh come on Smith, come on.
01:05:27Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
01:05:31Back off.
01:05:31Back off.
01:05:33Back off or I'll kill the public.
01:05:35I had to do it.
01:05:37I want to live.
01:05:38I am meant to be president.
01:05:40Yeah, well you got what it takes.
01:05:41You put yourself before the people.
01:05:43I can still do good in other areas.
01:05:45How are you gonna square it with the public?
01:05:47It is, it is a constitutional right.
01:05:49Back off!
01:05:50Get back!
01:05:51I've come around to their way of thinking.
01:05:52I'm around.
01:05:53They had you at hello.
01:05:56Let me give you a piece of advice.
01:05:57Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
01:06:01They're the bad guys.
01:06:02Come on Smith, don't be a fool.
01:06:03The game is over.
01:06:04You rolled the dice.
01:06:05You lost.
01:06:31You lost.
01:06:34Just be so technical.
01:06:35Yes, if you could look at us.
01:06:35You had alcohol in your plan is to claim those other powers as possible.
01:06:35Smith, there's no escape.
01:06:37Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
01:06:40If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
01:06:44They'll be saved.
01:06:46Your assassination, Rutledge, will create a public outrage
01:06:50and trigger immense support for your proposals.
01:06:53Your sympathy vote in the Congress
01:06:54will give your anti-gun bills passage by a landslide.
01:06:59Your legacy will live on.
01:07:02Don't do it!
01:07:04Then do it.
01:07:06Let me regain some honor.
01:07:08This is my...
01:07:15Son of a bitch.
01:07:17Son of a bitch!
01:07:23God damn it!
01:07:29It's been my love!
01:07:32God damn it!
01:07:33Don't kill me!
01:07:38It's been my love!
01:07:41Son of a bitch!
01:07:45Son of a bitch!
01:07:47Son of a bitch!
01:07:49Men says beast of rich man in the open.
01:07:50I'm so proud of you!
01:07:53Enter your aberrations!
01:07:55Don't kill you!
01:07:55It's been my power!
01:07:59Penel over!
01:08:00Denis sayshertz!
01:08:00Son of a bitch!
01:08:02Let's go!
01:08:06No!
01:08:10No!
01:08:11Miss me!
01:08:11Ah!
01:08:13You got it!
01:08:15Yeah!
01:08:19Nuh!
01:08:22Ah!
01:08:23Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:26I gotta find it to you!
01:08:27Ah!
01:08:42You got it!
01:09:11You got it!
01:09:33Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:09:38Can't talk right now, honey.
01:09:40I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:42Bye-bye.
01:10:07Don't you worry, Duchess.
01:10:09This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:10:12Not for a few years, anyway.
01:10:15Well, well, well, well, well.
01:10:19Somebody gets to be smart,
01:10:21and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:10:23Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, sport?
01:10:29Yes, indeed.
01:10:31The circle of life.
01:10:34The circle jerk of life.
01:10:37Oh, you have such a way with words.
01:10:39I want you to tell me
01:10:48where the woman and the child are.
01:10:51Tell me, or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:10:56Believe me.
01:10:58Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jamming on her.
01:11:02Oh.
01:11:07Again, I ask.
01:11:09Where are the woman and child?
01:11:13Well, that's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:11:17No!
01:11:18Just tell me what I want to hear.
01:11:20It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:23Why are you doing this?
01:11:25It's over.
01:11:26Yes, shortly it will be.
01:11:30No, I really should thank you.
01:11:33I just gotta pick a contract because of you.
01:11:36I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:11:40What are you babbling on about now?
01:11:43Do you really think the people that employ me
01:11:46were just gonna bend over and take your little stunt killing the senator?
01:11:49There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:11:52No.
01:11:53Haven't you heard the news?
01:11:55Hmm?
01:11:56The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:11:58They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:12:01So, you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:12:05So, once again, I ask you, where are the woman and child?
01:12:09Do you know how I'll break your finger?
01:12:12My boy told me this one.
01:12:14You'd punch me in the nose.
01:12:15I'd kick you in the ass.
01:12:18Very amusing.
01:12:19If I give that one, the old thumbs up!
01:12:25What if he didn't get to us before we leave?
01:12:27Oh, I know your whole story.
01:12:29That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:12:32He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
01:12:36Found out how your wife is.
01:12:36You sold him the pair of shotguns.
01:12:39Killed your own wife and boy.
01:12:42I'm not telling you our goddamn thing.
01:12:48Where are you, Smith?
01:12:53Well, well, well, well, well.
01:12:55Well, we're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:12:59H interface.
01:13:14That's it.
01:13:36That gun's just fucking great, Hammersack.
01:13:46Playin' with my beers, it's tasteful and joyous and homosexuality.
01:13:54And though there are tears, I can share with them with my ears.
01:14:01And all in all I tell you, well I must tell you.
01:14:19Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:15:01Oh, yes sirree Bob, it certainly has been a pleasure.
01:15:03But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:15:08I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:15:13Say that again?
01:15:14I said I am dead...
01:15:16Stop! That part of it you got right.
01:15:42Back!
01:15:51It's the wife.
01:15:57My honey...
01:16:03She's leaving me.
01:16:05You know what I really hate?
01:16:33What I really hate...
01:16:36Is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:16:39Gaspershade
01:16:49Oh, it's the one who doesn't have a gun.
01:16:54And if you think I'm dead...
01:16:56I'll go in here with a gun.
01:16:56I have to go!
01:16:57Oh my god.
01:16:59Oh, can I see this?
01:16:59Oh my god.
01:16:59Oh, my god.
01:17:00I'm not Gonna go in here.
01:17:03I was gonna go in.
01:17:03But I'm not gonna go in here.
01:17:04I'm gonna go in here.
01:17:08You guys have to come out.
01:17:20Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:17:24The FBI stated an anonymous tip.
01:17:53Shh, don't worry little boy, Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:18:16Oliver, I love.
01:18:25What took you so long?
01:18:47All right, this is a robbery!
01:18:50Empty the drawer of it.
01:18:51Everyone else, freeze!
01:18:52Don't, I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:18:55He said freeze!
01:18:56That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:18:59That's right, no puckering, nobody dies, and don't fucking move!
01:19:02I'm in a rush here, and come on!
01:19:04You know what I hate?
01:19:05Shut up and sit on this, asshole!
01:19:08That's right, you heard him!
01:19:18No!
01:19:29No!
01:19:33No!
01:19:34No!
01:19:36No!
01:19:37No!
01:19:37No!
01:20:07No!
01:20:37I've got trouble, trouble, in my eyes
01:20:39I'm just a lucky one
01:20:41I'm a good time behind
01:20:43I'm a good time behind
01:20:44I'm a good time behind
01:20:48Yeah, I'm ready now
01:20:50Yeah
01:20:52I'm a good time behind
01:20:55Yeah
01:20:55He's got a heart, he's been a star
01:20:59Yeah, I'm a good time behind
01:21:03Yeah
01:21:04Yeah
01:21:27SCREAMS
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