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The Boys Season 5 Episode 4 Engsub
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00:00:06I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:00:08Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
00:00:10Is that milk?
00:00:11I have it, it's a fancy!
00:00:12You can join the fun.
00:00:14And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:00:16He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?
00:00:20I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:21Go on, do it.
00:00:23Fuck, butcher.
00:00:24Fuck you!
00:00:25You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Annie!
00:00:27Hey, how old was I when you let Vaught pump me full of drugs?
00:00:32They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:35You told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:38Was there really bad investments?
00:00:40Your whole Marlboro Man act, it's fucking crap.
00:00:43And I'm...
00:00:43Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught was tested the V1s.
00:00:48Any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
00:00:50V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:00:53Only worked on a handful of early supes.
00:00:56You and Stormfront.
00:00:58So we're at Stormfront.
00:00:59Dr. Vaught's wife, Clara.
00:01:01I think you know where's Liberty?
00:01:02We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:01:04No, without a virus.
00:01:05You said I was strong enough.
00:01:06You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:01:08I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:01:11Sweet, sweet boy.
00:01:19Homelander?
00:01:21Homelander?
00:01:22Frank!
00:01:24Cracker.
00:01:27What's that smell?
00:01:28Oh, it would not be my new perfume line.
00:01:31It's a generalese secret.
00:01:33No.
00:01:34That's my father.
00:01:36This soldier boy.
00:01:39I can smell him all over you.
00:01:41Right.
00:01:42Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:46Prepping?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:50Uh, I need you for something.
00:01:53You do?
00:01:57I have received the most wonderful message.
00:02:02I was visited by an angel, and she foretold my destiny.
00:02:13Well, praise be.
00:02:15And what is it?
00:02:18God.
00:02:20Sir, that is wonderful.
00:02:22There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25What?
00:02:27Serving the Lord.
00:02:29Being the Lord.
00:02:32I am the Messiah.
00:02:36I'm the Savior of the world.
00:02:38The Messiah?
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:44Um.
00:02:47Congrats.
00:02:53I always knew I was special.
00:02:55I knew it.
00:02:56I suffered.
00:02:57I suffered so many hardships.
00:03:00I-I couldn't understand why.
00:03:04But you.
00:03:06You.
00:03:07You always saw it.
00:03:09Didn't you?
00:03:11You knew all along I was special.
00:03:15And that is why I have chosen you.
00:03:17To spread the word of my coming.
00:03:23How?
00:03:24When we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
00:03:28Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:03:31Mm-hmm.
00:03:34What do you say?
00:03:37Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
00:03:56Oh, there he is.
00:03:58Back from the dead.
00:04:01Oh, easy does it.
00:04:02Easy.
00:04:05Easy.
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:07Come on.
00:04:16This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:04:18I never saw it.
00:04:20What?
00:04:20Bollocks.
00:04:21I showed it to you.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22You show me Star Wars.
00:04:23And Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:04:25They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:30Anyway, there's this bit, see?
00:04:33Young Luke, ops in his spaceship, fucks off to Urbani with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:38Cops...
00:04:39Wait, Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:44It's a bit of a spoiler, but anyway, listen.
00:04:46The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
00:04:50This is a war.
00:04:52And you're the best weapon we got, but you ain't no use to anyone.
00:04:56If you go put yourself into a body bag, before we put Armander in one.
00:05:01At least I was brave enough to try.
00:05:03Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:05:08You don't give a shit about me.
00:05:10Maybe you never did.
00:05:16Here, I'll fetch you some more water.
00:05:26Fuckin' teenagers.
00:05:48Welcome back, motherfucker.
00:05:50When I grab the room, lost.
00:06:16Oh, check you out.
00:06:18Thank you, thank you.
00:06:19All right, you twats are all done with Fashion Week.
00:06:21Let's get to work, yeah?
00:06:23Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:06:25No, there was so little virus left.
00:06:28It needs time to multiply.
00:06:30You know what they say, huh?
00:06:31Cook low and slow.
00:06:32How fucking long?
00:06:34Weeks at least.
00:06:35Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
00:06:37That place got shut down 80 years ago.
00:06:39If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
00:06:42And there is also the small matter of the likely V-dub beast
00:06:45that spilled those Boy Scouts in odds like a Cadbury a la creme, huh?
00:06:48Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:06:51Odds are, they're ten steps ahead.
00:06:53If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
00:06:57And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
00:07:01Virus is useless, and we're fucked sideways.
00:07:03So, who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:07:09Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:07:10He's gone. He legged it.
00:07:12Wonder whose fault that is.
00:07:15Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
00:07:17Unless you can tell us where Starlight is.
00:07:26Right. Let's get cracking.
00:07:51Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
00:07:53All ears.
00:07:55Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:08:05How did you find me?
00:08:07I've been looking for months.
00:08:08You are really good at hiding.
00:08:10It has been 20 years,
00:08:12and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:08:15What should I say?
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:24Andy, this is your brother, Mason.
00:08:29It's simple, Mr. President.
00:08:32You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
00:08:36You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke giardies, do you?
00:08:42Thank you, sir.
00:08:46Let me be clear.
00:08:47Nobody summons me.
00:08:49The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
00:08:52With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
00:08:55B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.
00:08:57We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
00:09:01It's in my writer.
00:09:03From 1984.
00:09:04I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
00:09:06You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
00:09:08Homelander, when he gets back from Fort Harmony.
00:09:13Fort Harmony?
00:09:14Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart,
00:09:17and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1 at Fort Harmony.
00:09:22Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
00:09:28It's great news.
00:09:29If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
00:09:34You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son.
00:09:38Forever.
00:09:40Hmm.
00:09:42When did he leave?
00:09:43Hasn't left yet.
00:09:45Maybe you could go with him.
00:09:48Show him where to look.
00:09:49After all, it knows that place better than you.
00:10:09It's weird.
00:10:10No birds or animals, it's like...
00:10:12Fucking hell.
00:10:12Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
00:10:15Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
00:10:27Oh, fuck that.
00:10:29Nah, not really my type, son.
00:10:31Hey, how about you on a little respect?
00:10:32You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
00:10:34You should take her out to dinner first.
00:10:38Ah, let's see here.
00:10:39Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
00:10:43Something ripped them apart.
00:10:45Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stalk these woods.
00:10:48Let's get a move on, man.
00:10:50Didn't come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
00:11:03Mmm.
00:11:05God damn, this is delicious.
00:11:07Huh.
00:11:08Why do we so long to try this?
00:11:09What do I worry about?
00:11:11Probably the highest honor a fish can have given their lives to me.
00:11:15I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 virgin tuna.
00:11:18Yo, what the fuck, bro?
00:11:21I trusted you.
00:11:22Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:11:23You think going full method is easy?
00:11:25Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:11:28My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
00:11:31But I fucking committed.
00:11:32I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
00:11:35Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:11:38I thought we were friends.
00:11:39I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are,
00:11:42how your powers are a joke,
00:11:44how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
00:11:46Nobody says that.
00:11:48Yes, they do.
00:11:49All the time.
00:11:50Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
00:11:52I needed a win from Homelander.
00:11:54Edgar was it.
00:11:54It's a dog-e-dog world.
00:11:57Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:11:58Whatever.
00:11:59Just put your fucking mask back on.
00:12:02Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:12:04You better watch your fucking back.
00:12:06Oh, yeah?
00:12:06What are you going to do about it?
00:12:08Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
00:12:10He loves me right now.
00:12:11How long is that going to last?
00:12:12You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:12:32Oh, man, the view from back here was crazy.
00:12:36You love it.
00:12:38Hon.
00:12:40Hmm?
00:12:40You're super scream.
00:12:43We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
00:12:45The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
00:12:50I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
00:12:55But I do love busting gushers all over your pathetic, warm face.
00:13:03Oh, baby.
00:13:12Ooh.
00:13:21Oh, shoot.
00:13:22I gotta run.
00:13:23I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
00:13:26He's lying.
00:13:26The church is bankrupt.
00:13:27Wait, what?
00:13:28The church is bankrupt?
00:13:30What?
00:13:30Who?
00:13:31Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:13:34That two-faced bitch.
00:13:36How do you lose money on a megachurch?
00:13:37You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
00:13:39Attendance is down.
00:13:40Donations are drying up.
00:13:42And I'm sure the two Gulf Streams don't help.
00:13:44How deep in the hole are you?
00:13:46Just, uh, 150 million.
00:13:49Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
00:13:52You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
00:13:56Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
00:14:00That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay.
00:14:02This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
00:14:04Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
00:14:06Well, what are we gonna do?
00:14:07We?
00:14:08You tell me.
00:14:09You're the fucking emissary of God.
00:14:12Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:14:13I need y'all's help with something.
00:14:18Dang.
00:14:19Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
00:14:27Any sign of super cunt?
00:14:29Could already be inside.
00:14:33Well, let's find out.
00:14:37What's wrong?
00:14:39Annie.
00:14:42She'll come back.
00:14:43No.
00:14:44I almost died.
00:14:46But she made it all about her and she took off.
00:14:48I mean, last year, I got bad touch by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
00:14:52about
00:14:52her.
00:14:53She can be such a fucking bitch.
00:15:00Ah.
00:15:01Jesus.
00:15:01Sorry.
00:15:01I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
00:15:19Fuckin' hell.
00:15:20What the fuck happened here?
00:15:23Our vida beast enjoyed an amuse-bush, perhaps?
00:15:27Well, explains why we didn't hit no animals.
00:15:29I said that ten minutes ago.
00:15:54Hi.
00:15:56Kathy.
00:15:56I have always wanted to...
00:15:59It's nice to finally meet you.
00:16:01So you knew about this?
00:16:03You know what's funny?
00:16:04I must have asked you like a hundred times to go to Votland.
00:16:08But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous.
00:16:10He said that?
00:16:12I couldn't get him off that thing.
00:16:19How's your mom?
00:16:20She's okay.
00:16:21She's in hiding, but she's okay.
00:16:25You're a cop?
00:16:26Deputy.
00:16:27Deputy.
00:16:28I thought you were working for, um, the telephone company.
00:16:32When was the last time you saw a payphone?
00:16:35So, does that mean you're rounding up Starlighters?
00:16:38You mean terrorists?
00:16:40Mason.
00:16:40Sorry.
00:16:41Am I being rude?
00:16:42We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
00:16:45That's enough.
00:16:48You know what?
00:16:50I'm sorry.
00:16:51I'm sorry.
00:16:52I've put you guys in danger just by being here.
00:16:55You're right.
00:16:56Keeping me secret.
00:16:57I'll just go.
00:16:59Annie, wait.
00:17:02I'm making a stroganoff.
00:17:03Well, it's Hamburger Helper, but have dinner with us?
00:17:07Wash your clothes.
00:17:08Take a shower.
00:17:09No offense, but you could use one.
00:17:14This is insane.
00:17:21Really?
00:17:21We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
00:17:24Baja green goddess with impossible chorizo.
00:17:26Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil?
00:17:30Three pounds.
00:17:31All right, y'all.
00:17:32Let's keep it going.
00:17:33Blue Sky Day.
00:17:34No bad ideas.
00:17:36Just gotta sell Homelander as our lord and savior's all.
00:17:39All right.
00:17:39It's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
00:17:42He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
00:17:45Oh, you couldn't do it live, though.
00:17:47We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
00:17:48Right.
00:17:48This is a yes and rule.
00:17:50Oh, yes and you're an idiot.
00:17:52Okay.
00:17:53Uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
00:17:56Playing a quick game of opposites here.
00:17:58What if it was something not fucking terrible?
00:18:02Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people
00:18:08meet their new God in person, huh?
00:18:10Ooh, selfies with God.
00:18:12God.
00:18:13Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount.
00:18:17That is your poster right there.
00:18:18Amen.
00:18:19Mm-hmm.
00:18:20This is amazing.
00:18:22And for the record, Homelander is 100% God.
00:18:27But won't some people say he's not?
00:18:30A Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office.
00:18:33We prayed to God for help.
00:18:35He's answering.
00:18:36Looks like Firecrotch has a point.
00:18:39Excuse me?
00:18:39The other Firecrotch.
00:18:40Madam Vice President.
00:18:42Because according to the snap poll here, only 22% of Americans would even accept Homelander
00:18:46as their one true God.
00:18:47Making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be.
00:18:51You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits.
00:18:55But VOD Plus never releases any.
00:18:56Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
00:19:03Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
00:19:05Jesus Christ.
00:19:06What?
00:19:07No wonder the Lamplighter lighted Justice finale got a D-minus on AV Club.
00:19:11Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the
00:19:16Avenging Squad prequel.
00:19:17You try and make a good finale out of that.
00:19:19The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
00:19:24Like new Coke, right?
00:19:26Everybody already loves Jesus.
00:19:28They want to eat right out of his asshole.
00:19:32Figuratively speaking, of course.
00:19:34Jesus was a great man.
00:19:36Yeah.
00:19:36The things he preached, turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners, caring for the
00:19:44poor, that shit don't sell no more.
00:19:49No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
00:19:55America is God's government and we are his chosen people.
00:20:01Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
00:20:07With a real American hero as our savior.
00:20:15The democratic church of America.
00:20:25You heard the numbers.
00:20:26The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
00:20:30I know what to call him.
00:20:36The Orson Welles wore a cape.
00:20:38Cover his fat ass.
00:20:41Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
00:20:43I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
00:20:45All right.
00:20:51Oh, my God.
00:20:54A couple of uggos.
00:20:58What changed your mind?
00:21:02Yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me.
00:21:07Firecracker said you looked up to me.
00:21:09I guess you're not a complete idiot.
00:21:13I never said that.
00:21:15You want my help or not?
00:21:19The other day, when Clara Vaught's name came up, I got the impression you knew her.
00:21:25I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
00:21:30What?
00:21:31You did?
00:21:34Then, uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:21:40Where is she?
00:21:43Dead.
00:21:45Suicide.
00:21:46Oh, shit.
00:21:47She'd never off herself.
00:21:50Yeah, well, she did.
00:21:52Did you see a body?
00:22:13Hey.
00:22:14Found something.
00:22:18Blueprints.
00:22:19Yeah, and there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground.
00:22:22There's a lab.
00:22:23If the V1 is here, that's where it should be.
00:22:25Blueprints?
00:22:26Oh, fucking magic.
00:22:27If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
00:22:30I just said that.
00:22:31Are you ever going to fucking listen to me?
00:22:32Yeah, as soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
00:22:35Why do you have to be such an asshole?
00:22:37Well, finally twig now, have you?
00:22:38No, you remind me every day.
00:22:40Oh, real father of the year of getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
00:22:44Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him.
00:22:47Okay, you know what?
00:22:48It's not just Ryan.
00:22:49Look at what you did to M.M.
00:22:50What the fuck did he do to me?
00:22:51He dragged you down into shit with him.
00:22:53And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
00:22:56Everyone, s'il vous plaît.
00:22:57Pussy, something is wrong here.
00:22:59This fucking nonce just called you a pussy.
00:23:01You're going to let him get away with that.
00:23:02Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
00:23:04Yeah, fucking do it, M.
00:23:05Do it.
00:23:06Fucking do it.
00:23:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:08Hey, that's enough.
00:23:10None of you ever listen to me.
00:23:11I listen to you?
00:23:13You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
00:23:14I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
00:23:17I'm not your fucking pet.
00:23:18Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal.
00:23:21Hey, stop!
00:23:22Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
00:23:25We need to focus.
00:23:27V1.
00:23:28Huh?
00:23:32Allons-y.
00:23:46Mason!
00:23:53Sorry about him.
00:23:54He's...
00:23:54It's okay.
00:23:55I used to be his age.
00:23:57I saw the sign out front.
00:23:59In this house, we believe in Homelander.
00:24:02The boss of the department made everybody put him up.
00:24:04In answer to a suit named Livewire now.
00:24:07I don't round up starlighters, by the way.
00:24:10When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
00:24:12And the other deputies?
00:24:13They think that starlighters are coming for their kids.
00:24:16But that's a lie that Vought sells.
00:24:18I know that.
00:24:19Then why don't you say anything?
00:24:22The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night
00:24:25with his wife and kids.
00:24:27I'm not proud of it, Annie.
00:24:29But I have a family to protect.
00:24:34I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before...
00:24:39time runs out, but...
00:24:41Not what you expected.
00:24:43You could say that.
00:24:46After you left, I told myself that, you know, you just...
00:24:49you didn't want kids.
00:24:51But maybe...
00:24:52you just...
00:24:53didn't want me.
00:25:01Have a seat.
00:25:05Have a seat.
00:25:08You know, I'll be waiting for the rest.
00:25:09Your whole stays.
00:25:10Yes.
00:25:26Bye.
00:25:28You're still waiting.
00:25:28Here's what I want.
00:25:28Bye.
00:25:30Ah...
00:25:30Here's what my jalapeno goes.
00:25:32What's going on, Patty?
00:25:33I know that.
00:25:35Here's how you call her fetus.
00:25:35Let's 90 minutes away.
00:25:35Just pain is his skin.
00:25:37This movie was shit.
00:25:38I did consider asking you for my money back.
00:25:41I didn't always approve of the choices you made,
00:25:44but I was always proud of you.
00:25:48Maybe even more proud when you quit.
00:25:55Why did you leave?
00:25:59The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission,
00:26:03El Salvador.
00:26:04We were young.
00:26:07Wanted to save the world.
00:26:10We were so happy when you came along.
00:26:14And your mom was dead certain that giving you V
00:26:17was gonna give you a better life,
00:26:20better than a payphone repairman could give you.
00:26:24She asked me, do you know how we can really change the world?
00:26:28Raise a superhero.
00:26:29So you got on board?
00:26:34Until she started telling you you were chosen by God.
00:26:39And the thing is, you believed it.
00:26:42And then she believed it.
00:26:44And I just...
00:26:47I couldn't keep lying to you, so I left.
00:26:51You never even reached out.
00:26:53To do what?
00:26:53Shatter your dreams?
00:26:54Keep lying to you?
00:26:55I'd have taken either.
00:26:57I needed you.
00:27:04If I could go back and change things, I would.
00:27:10I should have been there for you.
00:27:12Should have stood up for you.
00:27:15I'm sorry I left, Annie.
00:27:19It runs in the family, I guess.
00:27:23What do you mean?
00:27:24I flipped out the other day, and I ditched someone I really love.
00:27:29It's like he's, um...
00:27:30It's like he's my heart.
00:27:32Walking on the outside, and if they got to him...
00:27:35Annie.
00:27:35Hey.
00:27:36The people we love aren't a weakness.
00:27:40They're the reason that we fight.
00:27:54Hey, is it alright if I talk to him?
00:27:55Of course.
00:27:57Just...
00:27:58Just...
00:27:58Knock first.
00:28:01I learned that lesson the hard way.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16Bellaby's this way.
00:28:21Well...
00:28:21Fuckin' hell.
00:28:23They've been here a minute, haven't they?
00:28:27Decades.
00:28:32Hunters.
00:28:33Look at their knives.
00:28:36These men...
00:28:37They kill each other.
00:28:39What if there is a monster here?
00:28:41But it's us.
00:28:43What the fuck you want about, Frenchie?
00:28:45Toxoplasmosis.
00:28:45It's a parasite in cat shit it can infect humans.
00:28:49Makes them react with explosive anger.
00:28:51You think we ate cat shit?
00:28:52Eight.
00:28:54No.
00:28:55If the V1 spilled into the groundwater, it could mutate at the plants.
00:28:59Their spores fills us with rage.
00:29:01We murder each other and voila.
00:29:05We're plant food for these vines.
00:29:08Okay, so like the last of us?
00:29:11No, that is just the walking dead with mushrooms.
00:29:14The dead campers.
00:29:16The animals.
00:29:17These hunters.
00:29:18Surely you all see how strangely you've been acting.
00:29:22Us.
00:29:22I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole.
00:29:24Wait.
00:29:25You have a point.
00:29:27A copious amount of drugs I've taken for decades has surely altered my brain chemistry.
00:29:31That's why I'm not affected.
00:29:33Guess being a junkie was good for something after all.
00:29:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:29:37Romeo and fucking Juliet.
00:29:40You two survived this war, I give this six months tops.
00:29:43Well fucking well.
00:29:58Let's fucking go.
00:30:03Where are you going?
00:30:05I'm gonna top those cunts.
00:30:06Get us killed, you fucking idiots.
00:30:09Neither of you are thinking straight.
00:30:11Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchy.
00:30:13That ain't gonna do shit to me, sonny.
00:30:15No, but I will.
00:30:17Homelander and soldier boy kill you.
00:30:19Then kill us.
00:30:20Then if there's any V1 here, it's Homelander's.
00:30:24Does that make your family safe?
00:30:27Is that the revenge you seek?
00:30:29Does that make things right for Becca?
00:30:35Fine.
00:30:41We must hurry before we tear each other apart.
00:30:44Or the soup stew.
00:30:48So what's the problem?
00:30:50What the fuck, Frenchy?
00:30:52It's deer urine.
00:30:53Hunters use it to attract prey, but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander.
00:30:56You spray that shit on me, and I'll rip your fucking head off.
00:31:01I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses.
00:31:08It's just science, bro.
00:31:09When you jizz, masculine vitality leaves your body.
00:31:12Gotta hold that shit in.
00:31:13Right, Noir?
00:31:16Right, Noir?
00:31:17F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck you.
00:31:19Looks like you hit the wrong button there, Broseph.
00:31:21B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bish.
00:31:23Says what?
00:31:24What?
00:31:26What?
00:31:31I just...
00:31:32wanna talk.
00:31:35Wow.
00:31:37Your picture was never up there.
00:31:38Yeah, good.
00:31:41Good.
00:31:42I mean, uh, yeah, no, that's... good.
00:31:45I don't put traitors on my wall.
00:31:47Okay, you know, what they say about me, none of it's true.
00:31:51Do you mean the part that you blew your way into the Seven?
00:31:54Or that you're a terrorist who traffics children?
00:31:56So that's, like, a hard no on getting into the back of my van?
00:32:00Hey, look, Mason.
00:32:04You go to school at Homelander Academy,
00:32:06and you come home and you watch thousands of TikToks every day.
00:32:10How is the truth supposed to compete with that?
00:32:13Whatever.
00:32:14You're, like, the FBI's most wanted.
00:32:17Okay, well, like it or not, the FBI's most wanted is your sister.
00:32:20So you can keep being an asshole about it,
00:32:22or, you know, we can also talk about it.
00:32:25Is there a third option?
00:32:31Let me guess.
00:32:32Chocolate cream fells every Thursday morning, right?
00:32:37Dad used to take me before school.
00:32:41It's one of the things I miss the most, actually.
00:32:44I think he was just taking me as his beard.
00:32:49Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
00:33:14Hey, it's not here.
00:33:16Fuck this, and fuck you, and fuck me.
00:33:19This is a goddamn waste of time.
00:33:26Putcher, take a look.
00:33:28Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it.
00:33:31Not too long ago, neither.
00:33:32They punched 80 years of rust right off the safe.
00:33:36Now, how many soups do we know that can punch this heart?
00:33:40Dozen, maybe more.
00:33:42What is it?
00:33:46Heroin.
00:33:46Heroin.
00:33:47Of course, he would fucking know that.
00:33:52Oh, so, punch like a bleeding sledgehammer.
00:33:56That it takes for a fucking smack.
00:34:00Bombsite.
00:34:01No one has seen Bombsite for decades.
00:34:04He's likely dead.
00:34:05What if he's not, asshole?
00:34:07It'd be about the only other cunt that'd know this shit was here.
00:34:10You mean Bombsite from Soldier Boy's first team?
00:34:13Wouldn't he have already been shot up with V1?
00:34:15What's he need more for?
00:34:22Hey, Ed. Everything all right?
00:34:24Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you on your day off.
00:34:26This is gonna sound crazy.
00:34:28Is Starlight in there?
00:34:30I'm sorry, what?
00:34:31I got a call from Mason.
00:34:34But it's a joke, right?
00:34:36Tell me it's a joke.
00:34:44She's my daughter.
00:34:45Your daughter?
00:34:47Jesus Christ, can I ever fucking lie?
00:34:49I've known you 20 years and you never-
00:34:51I should have told you.
00:34:52She's a serial killer.
00:34:54She's not.
00:34:55I promise you.
00:34:57I'm begging you.
00:34:58Get back in your cruiser and let this go.
00:35:01Are you crazy?
00:35:02I am not dying in a prison camp over this.
00:35:05I gotta take her in.
00:35:07You need to step aside right now.
00:35:09Please, Ed, just take a breath.
00:35:14Hands up right now.
00:35:15I don't think so.
00:35:16Walk away.
00:35:19Ed, put it down.
00:35:20I said now.
00:35:21Walk away.
00:35:22No.
00:35:23You're under arrest.
00:35:24Ed, relax.
00:35:25Everybody, please.
00:35:25I'm warning you.
00:35:26I said walk away.
00:35:27With the both of you, fucking stop!
00:35:35I'm sorry, Ed, just- Ed, we sit next to each other in church every Sunday.
00:35:40After Pam died, you ate dinner here for how many months?
00:35:43Yeah.
00:35:44And you lied to my face the whole time.
00:35:45I know you're scared.
00:35:46I'm scared, too.
00:35:47But what Vought's been making us do, pulling people out of their homes, our neighbors, and
00:35:52sending them to-
00:35:54God knows where.
00:35:55You know it's wrong.
00:36:00Annie's my daughter, and I love her.
00:36:02I should've stood up for her a long time ago.
00:36:05She's not what they say she is.
00:36:07She's a good person, Ed.
00:36:08And if good people stop trying to do the right thing, then what the hell chance do we have?
00:36:18She better be gone in an hour.
00:36:20Or I swear to God, I'm coming back with Livewire. I'm hauling you both in.
00:36:26Thanks.
00:36:39Smells like deer piss.
00:36:41The last time I was here, I was fresh off the front lines.
00:36:44Still picking Nazi brains out of my hair.
00:36:47And only the best of the best got selected for Dr. Vought's trials.
00:36:50Not soft little hog chompers.
00:36:53Of course.
00:36:54No, I forgot how tough you were.
00:36:56Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck.
00:36:59I mean, your cock's as useless as your cape.
00:37:01What's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet?
00:37:03Oh, oh, my dick was sopping wet when I pulled it out of the storm front and wiped it on
00:37:08her fucking chin.
00:37:17Ooh, look, more Uggos.
00:37:21Friends of yours.
00:37:28Oh, shit.
00:37:30They're right above us.
00:37:31Only best get the fuck out of you.
00:37:33Come on.
00:37:34Hey!
00:37:34What about the V1?
00:37:35If bombsite has a V1, then it saves us from having to torture it.
00:37:38What are you talking about?
00:37:41Who's us?
00:37:45What?
00:37:46You're afraid the world needs more immortal cunts, do ya?
00:37:49We need it to save Annie and Kimiko.
00:37:52You've been planning this this whole time, haven't you?
00:37:54Shh.
00:37:55Homelander will hear us.
00:37:56And you, you've just been going along with it again.
00:37:59We can't take the risk, Huey.
00:38:01And if she has to be collateral damage so their homelander dies and my daughter lives, we ain't got no
00:38:05fucking choice.
00:38:06It's easy for you to say. It won't fucking kill you.
00:38:08Well, at least he knows when to keep his gob shut and dude has his fucking toe.
00:38:12Excuse me?
00:38:13No, no, no. We don't have time for this. We need to find a way out.
00:38:15Want to know a little secret, Butcher?
00:38:17I cheered when I found out that you were dying.
00:38:19Cause at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass.
00:38:22You know what I used to say to these guys?
00:38:23Don't give up on Butcher.
00:38:24There's good in him.
00:38:25Fighting to get out.
00:38:26I was wrong.
00:38:27If there was anything human in there, it's dead.
00:38:30Underneath that chest full of octococks, you are just a fucking monster.
00:38:34Maybe I like it bad and worse.
00:38:36That parasite's not just in you. It is you.
00:38:38You're the cancer.
00:38:39Lower your voices.
00:38:41You're just as bad as Homelander. Maybe worse.
00:38:43And I'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you.
00:38:45And what you gonna do about it?
00:38:47I'll fucking kill you.
00:38:53Please, calm down.
00:39:04Miku!
00:39:10Come on, M.M.
00:39:12I mean, if Butcher will let you.
00:39:20Everybody, please stop!
00:39:40Hey!
00:39:41Where'd you think you're going?
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:48Don't.
00:39:53Tough guy, my ass.
00:39:56What?
00:39:57You. Your whole bit.
00:39:58This whole guts and glory thing.
00:40:01What a fucking joke.
00:40:02I read your classified file.
00:40:05Your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio.
00:40:08And that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Potts' trials.
00:40:13Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory.
00:40:19Making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
00:40:24You don't know shit about me.
00:40:27Really?
00:40:29I know that when they tried to inject you with the fee, you were so fucking petrified that they had
00:40:34to strap you to the table.
00:40:36And you pissed yourself, crying for your mommy.
00:40:40Like the whiny, spoiled, little rich boy that you are.
00:40:46They gave you the world.
00:40:47And you, you deserve nothing.
00:40:51Huh.
00:40:51Oh, Christ. What's this shit hole now?
00:40:56What are you doing?
00:41:03Oh, well done.
00:41:04I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
00:41:06Maybe.
00:41:07Maybe not.
00:41:11It's enriched uranium.
00:41:12They'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb.
00:41:16Now, for normal, Joe, they'd be dead in minutes.
00:41:18But for you, it's a stomach flu.
00:41:20Good luck, though.
00:41:22Getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:41:25No!
00:41:35Where are you going?
00:41:37I'm gonna go destroy any B1 that I find, you triple-crowned cock jockey.
00:41:42Why?
00:41:42You don't get it, do you?
00:41:43How much I can't fucking stand you.
00:42:11How much I can't fucking stand you.
00:42:13I can't even talk to you.
00:42:17Ooh!
00:42:24Mon Dieu!
00:42:29Yui!
00:42:34Come on, Son.
00:42:36Come and have a go.
00:42:57Oh, if only the world could see you now.
00:43:02Not so fucking super, are you?
00:43:05Yeah. You, uh, you got a bear.
00:43:14Did your dad put you in time out?
00:43:17That's got a sting.
00:43:18Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
00:43:24What's the matter?
00:43:25Cunt got your tongue?
00:43:28Will wonders ever cease?
00:43:32Tell me something.
00:43:36If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
00:43:42Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
00:43:45Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats gargling your bollocks and singing those Anna,
00:43:51you still wouldn't be happy.
00:43:54Because deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
00:44:02Now you big the shit out here on some.
00:44:06Don't get wicked on that.
00:44:18Brian is alive.
00:44:21Because he's strong.
00:44:23Because he's my son.
00:44:25The son of God.
00:44:26You ain't no god.
00:44:29How's about I go fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out?
00:44:38You don't have it, do you?
00:44:43The virus.
00:44:51Don't I?
00:44:53No.
00:44:55You don't.
00:44:56You would have used it by now.
00:45:03You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:45:07Oh, William.
00:45:08You have no idea what you're up against.
00:45:12You can't intervene.
00:45:15I will get the V1.
00:45:17And when I do, I'm gonna fillet you alive.
00:45:21And you, Starlight, all the non-believers, you're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood.
00:45:32I promise you, before I die, I'll fucking have you.
00:45:40You're all fucking paste.
00:45:43I can take what's mine.
00:45:46And that makes this whole fucking shitball my birthright.
00:45:52My destiny.
00:46:24You fucker!
00:46:28Shit.
00:46:30Shit.
00:46:33Shit.
00:46:40Hey!
00:47:24Gun!
00:47:25Fuck!
00:47:37Fuck!
00:47:45Fuck!
00:47:46Oh, fuck.
00:47:49Hey!
00:47:50Oh, fuck!
00:47:52Oh, fuck!
00:47:57Oh, fuck!
00:48:08Oh, fuck!
00:48:32Oh, fuck!
00:48:58Oh, fuck!
00:49:00Fuck him like this.
00:49:03Fuck you, bitch!
00:49:07Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:49:09Fuck you!
00:49:11Fuck you!
00:49:12Because I still got it!
00:49:13I got all of it!
00:49:14I fucking won!
00:49:44Run!
00:49:45Now, where's the justice in that?
00:49:47It should be you up there!
00:49:49Should be your pain!
00:49:53You are nothing but a coward!
00:49:55I said shut your fucking mouth!
00:49:57No!
00:49:58No!
00:50:02No!
00:50:17Huey?
00:50:19I'm...
00:50:20I'm sorry!
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:27Me too.
00:50:28No!
00:50:32No!
00:50:49No!
00:50:52No!
00:50:53No!
00:50:55No!
00:51:01Oh, fuck!
00:51:03I'm sorry!
00:51:04No!
00:51:05I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:38a little bit of Monica in my life a little bit of Erica by my side a little bit of
00:51:45Rita's all I need
00:51:46a little bit of Tina's what I see a little bit of Sandra in the sun a little bit of
00:51:53Mary all night
00:51:54long well that was the best sure enough I've ever had it definitely wasn't but that's kind of you
00:52:07if something you want to say sorry you want to try that again I'm sorry good but you're grounded
00:52:18until you're 20. more like 30. I hope we see each other again. me too
00:52:35Annie don't make the same mistake I did don't give up on the people you love all right
00:52:58you
00:52:59you
00:53:00you
00:53:00you
00:53:11you
00:53:12you
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00:53:37you
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00:53:45you
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00:53:56you
00:54:04you
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00:54:07you
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00:54:16you
00:54:16you
00:54:25I don't know.
00:54:50We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
00:54:54You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
00:55:00Never let me do it again.
00:55:02Never.
00:55:07I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore.
00:55:10I don't remember you calling me that.
00:55:13I didn't?
00:55:14I thought I did.
00:55:16You're not wrong.
00:55:19I was once, but I'm clean now.
00:55:24And I can be whatever you need.
00:55:33I don't want to change you.
00:55:37It's that I'm trying to change myself.
00:55:44The reason I can speak now, it's because I did so much work to let go of my chaos.
00:55:53The thing is, you love chaos.
00:55:57You thrive in it, which is fine, but I can't go back to that.
00:56:07So where does that leave us?
00:56:38I'm sorry.
00:56:40I shouldn't have left you.
00:56:41I should have been here.
00:56:41Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good dead in this.
00:57:01Listen, mate.
00:57:02That shot I said.
00:57:03Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean it, all right?
00:57:07Because I show his helmet in every fucking word I said.
00:57:09Okay.
00:57:09So we've got a problem.
00:57:17We cool, man.
00:57:19We cool.
00:57:27What are you doing?
00:57:29Just thinking.
00:57:31Well, the shit show is on.
00:57:35From sea to shining sea
00:57:43America
00:57:47Yes!
00:57:55Brothers and sisters
00:57:58Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
00:58:04Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritans Embrace.
00:58:10Can I get an amen?
00:58:11Amen.
00:58:13I mean, I love all this love, but don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:58:18I did.
00:58:20No, I believe in Homelander.
00:58:21She's lying.
00:58:22No shit.
00:58:23Excuse me?
00:58:26But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course.
00:58:33Yes!
00:58:34Yes!
00:58:34Yes!
00:58:35Yes!
00:58:35Yes!
00:58:35Yes!
00:58:35And today, and today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:58:42Yes!
00:58:42Yes!
00:58:43Yes!
00:58:44Yes!
00:58:45And today, and today, we are the greatest
00:58:46We will fulfill our founding fathers' dream.
00:58:50Today, starting today, Samaritans Embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
00:59:03And here, to share his holy plan for our new church.
00:59:07He is not just a man.
00:59:10he's not just a superman
00:59:18he is the prophet of the lord
00:59:25he is the prophet of america
00:59:29he is the rocket commander
00:59:48oh
00:59:48oh
00:59:48oh
00:59:48oh
00:59:49oh
00:59:49oh
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