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00:06I'm looking for a man in finance. Trust fund. Six five, blue eyes. I don't think that's the order.
00:12I'm looking for a man in finance. Blue or green or brown eyes. I'm looking for a man who's six
00:16five.
00:16I'm looking for a man. Every evening in Australia. Here we go. T-belts on everyone.
00:22Chad, get out of the way. TV reaches over 12 million of us. What? You know that I never knew.
00:27First time I've heard about it. But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:31I'm totally into it. Like, I'm hooked. I can't handle this dude. What are we even watching?
00:36Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days. It just gets better and better.
00:42One of the best. I could not think of anything worse. Let's turn the TV off and go to bed.
00:46This week, we loved crowning Australia's sole survivor. We're gonna watch the finale.
00:52Whoa, the guns are round. You just stand like this with jacked arms, don't you?
00:56I don't know. I've never had them. Went to the High Court in the name of love.
01:00Cases that changed Australia. Oh, we're changing the law.
01:04Gay Australians just wanted to be counted as Australians. And sailed the high seas to look for, um, love?
01:11Love Overboard. It's Love Island, Below Deck, maths, all in one. Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up.
01:18Way to start.
01:26I've got a riddle for you. You've got ten eggs in your hand.
01:29I don't think I can hold ten eggs.
01:31You're holding ten eggs.
01:32Chicken eggs?
01:33Whatever eggs.
01:34Little pigeon?
01:35Shut up. You're holding ten eggs.
01:36Okay, canary eggs.
01:37Shut up.
01:38You've got ten eggs in your hand.
01:40One hand?
01:41Whatever. Shut up.
01:42You've got ten...
01:44Monday on 7, we tuned in for...
01:46Australia!
01:48It's the finale.
01:49What is it?
01:50It's the finale.
01:52It's all come down to this.
01:54Hello, I'm Rikki Lee.
01:56Whoa, Rikki. That leaves nothing to the imagination.
01:58Oh, Rikki Lee looking gorgeous as ever. The guy, we never know his name.
02:02It's all about our three incredible grand finalists.
02:05So the final is Harlan.
02:07Go, Harlan, go.
02:08Kesha.
02:08Go, Kesha.
02:09We picked Kesha from the get-go.
02:12And Kalani.
02:13I love this fella.
02:14He reminds me of you a bit.
02:15Bogan.
02:16Well, the Bogan got the party started with a David Bowie classic.
02:22Wow.
02:23Bro.
02:24Turns out Kalani can sing.
02:25He's very good.
02:26Do you reckon the backup singers are just the people that never made it to top 20?
02:29Yes.
02:32I like his shirt.
02:33I think he can buy that in Portman's.
02:38Wow.
02:40He's got Kalani.
02:41He's got the style.
02:42He's got the look.
02:42He's got the voice.
02:43Wrong show.
02:44He's got the X Factor.
02:45Still wrong show.
02:46Anyway, let's see what Harlan has to offer.
02:51What is he wearing?
02:53It's getting wicked.
02:56I'm gonna live forever.
02:59I'm gonna learn how to fly.
03:01That's right.
03:08I'll take it back, man.
03:09He's my number one now.
03:10Wait a minute.
03:10We've still got Kesha with an Adele banger.
03:15Oh, wow.
03:16She's so talented.
03:18When we were young.
03:20Oh.
03:24All right.
03:28Yeah.
03:29Wow.
03:30Amazing.
03:30Incredible.
03:31I've changed my vote three times already.
03:33I'm a Kesha guy now.
03:34When we were young.
03:38Oh, good job, Kesha.
03:41Wow.
03:41Yes, yes, yes.
03:43If I was here, I'd just drop the mic when I walk off.
03:45Hold up.
03:45There's still three more songs to go.
03:47Oh.
03:48And this time they're doing duets.
03:50First up is Kalani with Pete Murray.
03:52Oh.
03:53Who?
03:53You know what?
03:54I'm not sure.
03:55Well, maybe you'll know who Kesha's teamed up with.
03:57Vanessa Amorossi.
03:58Oh, yes, yes.
04:00I hope they do shine.
04:02You can give your life.
04:03Yeah.
04:04Nothing lasts forever, but.
04:07You can try.
04:10Look around you.
04:12Everyone you see, everyone you know is gonna shine.
04:23Shut up.
04:25Righto.
04:25Well, next is Harlan with Anthony Kalia.
04:29Every middle-aged woman just wet themselves.
04:31They're going back.
04:32Shh.
04:34Let this be a good.
04:37There he is, yeah.
04:39It feels like we're at Carol's in the Domain.
04:41Come on.
04:41Here we go.
04:45Wow.
04:49Jeez, he's got pipes still, doesn't he?
04:50No, the man can sing.
04:56That was awesome.
04:57Good on you, love.
04:59And the love continued on Tuesday night when we tuned in for part two of the finale.
05:04Everybody, are you ready?
05:05This bloke's in a tux.
05:07Bit overboard.
05:08Oh, we are ready to go.
05:10We've watched everyone perform.
05:12So what's left to do?
05:13Well, there's this group performance.
05:15It's the Australian Idol.
05:16It's not the Australian Idol in there, mate.
05:18And after Kalani gets eliminated.
05:20You were so close.
05:22Good night.
05:23There's another performance with the top two.
05:25Oh my god, we get it.
05:26It's amazing, guys.
05:26Just tell us the winner.
05:27Hold on.
05:28Amy Shark has to perform first.
05:31Plus, we need a bit more chit-chat.
05:33You know, and I'm proud of you both.
05:34No one cares.
05:36Just get to the winner, mate.
05:38And then, for some reason, this happens.
05:39Let's take a super quick 15-second break.
05:42Oh my god.
05:44Oh, that's annoying.
05:45This is out of control.
05:47And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for.
05:49Come on, get to it, get to it.
05:51Yes, we're ready.
05:52The winner.
05:53All right.
05:53Come on, guys.
05:54Of Australian Idol.
05:56Is.
05:56Come on, Kesha.
05:58Palad.
05:58Bring it home, Kesha.
06:00Oh, here we go.
06:00Come on.
06:04It's like a coronation.
06:05It's gone for so long.
06:06Just pick one.
06:08Kesha!
06:09Yeah!
06:11Kesha!
06:12Oh!
06:15Congratulations, Kesha!
06:16Oh, no, no, Kyle.
06:17Don't get up on the table.
06:18Kyle's just doing all he can to keep idle.
06:20On his resume.
06:21Kyle's going to be first in line at the Centrelink office tomorrow morning.
06:24Yeah.
06:24Say goodnight, Australia!
06:26Da-da-da-da!
06:27All right.
06:28Good season, mate.
06:29I'm stoked, dude.
06:30Kesha won!
06:32Kyle Sanderland's first day of unemployment starts now.
06:50What's wrong with him?
06:52You're annoying him.
06:53You're stalling his spot.
06:54Puppy, kiss.
06:55Kiss.
06:57Kiss.
06:57Kiss, kiss.
07:01Tuesday on Channel 9, we watched...
07:03Tipping Point!
07:06Yeah!
07:06Yes!
07:07I truly think this is one of the best game shows on television.
07:10Agreed.
07:11Hello, everybody.
07:11Welcome to Tipping Point.
07:12These three contestants are ready to take on the machine.
07:15Like the Golden Girls.
07:16Who will be the last Golden Girls standing?
07:18They are the Golden Girls, Leanne.
07:21Hello, I'm Jean.
07:22Aww.
07:22Aww.
07:23Hi, I'm Trisha.
07:24Aww.
07:25Aww.
07:25Hello, I'm Beryl.
07:27Aww.
07:28Aww.
07:28Aww, Beryl.
07:29Guys, I'm backing Beryl.
07:30The other two might have another chance to play this game.
07:33Beryl will never play this game again.
07:34Now, this is going to be a fun show today.
07:36All right, so do you remember how to play?
07:37You get a question right, you get to drop the counter in,
07:41then how many fall to the bottom is how much money you make.
07:43Let's get the game underway.
07:44We're going to play Quickfire.
07:47Quickfire!
07:47Nothing can be quick in this game.
07:49It needs to be moderately paced fire.
07:51Slow fire.
07:52Here comes the first question.
07:53Okay.
07:54Milo.
07:54Brain on.
07:55Brain on.
07:56And your time starts.
07:57Now!
07:58The popular Black Friday sales traditionally occur the day after which holiday?
08:01Thanksgiving.
08:02Correct.
08:02Missed it.
08:02The term sextet typically means a group...
08:05Sex.
08:05Correct.
08:06Goddammit.
08:06The River Clyde is a major waterway of which country in the UK?
08:09Scotland.
08:09Correct.
08:10Oh, well done, Trisha.
08:11They were hard questions for us.
08:14How does she know all this?
08:16Do you just get older and you start to know things?
08:18Because it's yet to happen to me.
08:19Well, it's a lot of years of pub trivia.
08:21And that pub trivia is paying off.
08:24Oh, yeah.
08:24Oh, yes.
08:25Watch out.
08:26Oh, that's a proper load up.
08:28This is going to be huge.
08:30Oh, wow.
08:31Oh!
08:33You never see them that big.
08:361,100.
08:37Go, Trisha, go.
08:39Well done, Trisha.
08:40But if you could give Beryl some time to answer, please.
08:42What word for a standard hand in poker also means to empty the contents of a toilet?
08:47Flush.
08:47Flush.
08:48Flush.
08:49Flush.
08:49Oh, she didn't press the button.
08:53Beryl forgot.
08:53No.
08:54And gave her the answer.
08:55Don't forget to press the buzzer.
08:56Yes.
08:57Yes.
08:57No buzzer, Beryl.
08:58For sure Beryl plays at home and just yells at the TV.
09:01In Australia, what flower is known as a gladi?
09:03As a what a Gladys?
09:05Berejiklian.
09:06Gladiolo.
09:07Correct indeed.
09:08Are you asking the right person?
09:09She's got four of them on her shirt.
09:11Notice how old people wear flowers and that on their tops?
09:15Yeah, I don't know why they do that.
09:17Anyways, let's go back to Jean and see how she's going with the Countess.
09:21She's going to get the question mark.
09:22Oh, my God.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:24Find out the mystery.
09:24Yes!
09:25Yes!
09:26For Jean, she got the question mark.
09:28What does the question mark mean again?
09:30I had no idea.
09:30She got a mystery prize.
09:31It's going to be like a vacuum cleaner or something.
09:33You'll never go out of style thanks to Raw Pearls of Adelaide.
09:36Pearls for Jean.
09:37She would rock those pearls, actually.
09:39Absolutely.
09:40Well, you do after 80.
09:41But pearls aren't enough to keep Jean in the game.
09:44We've found your tipping points.
09:45Oh, no.
09:46See you later, Jean.
09:48And then there were two.
09:49Now, Beryl, you got a bit of work to do?
09:51Go, Beryl.
09:51Come on, Beryl.
09:52Turn the hearing aid up, Bez.
09:53The flag of which UK country is the only one not represented in the Union Jack.
10:00What the hell's a Union Jack?
10:01I think it might be Ireland.
10:03That could work, Beryl.
10:04No, it doesn't work.
10:06Sorry, Beryl.
10:07And with that wrong answer, it's goodbye, Beryl.
10:09Damn.
10:11Oh, Beryl.
10:11That's the death of Beryl.
10:13I shouldn't say death, should I?
10:15No.
10:16And that means Trisha gets to play for the jackpot.
10:18Let's go, Trisha.
10:21I reckon she'll be right.
10:22She just knows everything.
10:23She certainly does.
10:25It was.
10:27Oh, my golfers.
10:29Again.
10:30She's raking it all, baby.
10:32Yeah, I never saw somebody do this good in the show.
10:35Well, she'll do even better if she can get the star counter, which is worth 20 grand.
10:41Oh, my God.
10:42It's in the perfect spot.
10:43This could be it.
10:44Come on, Dad.
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46Oh, my God.
10:47It's coming.
10:48Come on, come on, come on.
10:49She's got to get it.
10:50Come on, Dad.
10:51Oh, come on.
10:55Come on, Trish.
10:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:58She got 20 grand.
10:59You never see that happen.
11:01What did I do?
11:02Oh, Trish.
11:04She deserved that.
11:05She did so well.
11:07That is as good as Australian television gets.
11:11I don't know if that's true.
11:12I just love Tipping Point.
11:14And I love it even more for having the oldies on today.
11:17Golden Girls.
11:18Golden Girls.
11:18Our future will not be that bright.
11:32In Melbourne, Simon's reminiscing about his old part-time job.
11:35I used to make coffees at the leisure centre.
11:37Yeah, they were all the same.
11:38I was going to say.
11:39Can I have a flat white?
11:40Sure.
11:41Can I have a latte?
11:42Yeah, if you want.
11:43A cappuccino, please?
11:44Yeah, no worries.
11:45A bit of chocolate on top of that one.
11:46Mate, they were all takeaways and they all had a lid on it.
11:49Ahoy there, perverts.
11:50What did you just call me?
11:51Did she call me a pervert?
11:52She sure did.
11:54What is this show?
11:55Wednesday on Family Friendly Disney Plus,
11:58we hit the high seas to find love on a new dating show.
12:01Turn it up.
12:01Well, where are we?
12:02Turn it up.
12:03Turn it up.
12:04Way to start.
12:05It's got dashing lads...
12:06Ah!
12:08..and bountiful babes.
12:11There's got to be a catch.
12:12There's always a catch.
12:13Well, the catch is that the boys and girls that couple up
12:15live a life of luxury on the topside,
12:17while those without a partner are sent downside
12:20for a life of servitude.
12:22Ah, this has everything!
12:25It's Love Island, it's Below Deck,
12:27and it's maths all in one.
12:31Love Overboard!
12:32This is mad!
12:33How do they pick which ones start Below Deck?
12:36Well, it's with a game of...
12:38Toast or toss?
12:39I think they're all tosses.
12:40What do you mean?
12:41It's plain sailing, really.
12:42If we want them, we raise it.
12:44If we don't, we toss it.
12:46If they both raise, they couple up.
12:50Lexi and Reece!
12:51Cute!
12:52See, I'd have to toast,
12:53because I'm not wasting a good glass of champagne.
12:55Well, neither are Lexi and Reece.
12:56Come here!
12:57Yes!
12:58Oh, really?
12:58Oh, comes her in!
13:00Oh, my God!
13:00Grandma kiss!
13:01I don't think that's Grandma!
13:03So, with four couples properly hitched...
13:06Oh, my God!
13:07Is Donald Duck on the couch?
13:10Time for the big reveal.
13:11The remaining singles will be working as crew
13:17on the downside of this boat.
13:20This is good.
13:21I'm sure they'll take this well.
13:22I hate cleaning up after people.
13:25Oh, no.
13:26Why would I want to pick up after people
13:27that I think I'm sexier than?
13:30Is she being serious?
13:31I can't even clean my room.
13:33Like a little Barbie with a dream house.
13:35You don't clean up the dream house.
13:38This is not real.
13:43Well, things get worse for Bella
13:45when her roommate, Leela, reveals that
13:47Bella wants Loesman David.
13:55She's a little conniving little thing.
13:58Playing both sides.
14:00And I just hate the fakeness.
14:01Should I cry again?
14:02Oh, the fakeness has got to a stop.
14:04Oh!
14:04It's so ironic.
14:06She hates fakeness.
14:07Evidently, she does.
14:09But is David on board?
14:10Seeing Bella fairy plastic up top, right up my alley.
14:14Oh!
14:15He did want someone plastic.
14:18With Lo, it is going really well.
14:20But I appreciate that.
14:21Oh, no.
14:22Here we go.
14:23I'm kind of embarrassed.
14:25She's crying again!
14:27I don't want to be crying every five minutes either, but yeah.
14:31Oh, get her off the ship.
14:32Whatever setting spray she's using on her makeup really works,
14:35because this is the third round of tears.
14:37This is brutal.
14:38Oh, this is brutal!
14:39You're on a yacht, on a reality dating show.
14:41It's not that deep.
14:42Meanwhile, James is trying to get Lexi's booty away from Reece.
14:46Would you like to try?
14:47Oh!
14:48James is going for Lexi.
14:49Things happen quickly on this boat.
14:51I've got to show her that I'm not just horny.
14:53I'm actually a good person too.
14:55I'm horny and a good person.
14:56Balances out.
14:57It all comes out in the wash.
14:58And they're going to need a wash after this date.
15:00Dang, this is beautiful.
15:01Oh wow, beachside massage.
15:04Yeah, it feels good.
15:05Yeah?
15:05Yeah.
15:06Oh my god.
15:06He's written his name on her.
15:07He had to make sure he could spell it right.
15:10Wow.
15:11No mucking around on this date.
15:13Where'd they get that shower from?
15:15That's actually a great question.
15:16Who plumbed that in?
15:17Who did plumb the shower in?
15:19That's crazy.
15:19What a clifftop.
15:21They're also making out.
15:23Oh true, I was too distracted by the shower.
15:26Paul Rhys, who's going to tell him?
15:28Well, Lexi will on the first ever plank ceremony.
15:32What?
15:33Plank ceremony.
15:36Oh my god.
15:38It's below deck across Love Island,
15:39across Pirates of the Caribbean.
15:41Throw some chum or something in the water.
15:42Let's get the sharks circling.
15:44Well, Lexi can either keep her fresh catch, James,
15:46or her first mate Rhys.
15:48Who's going in?
15:49Rhys.
15:57That's actually so high.
15:59No one will ever see Rhys ever again.
16:03This is ridiculous.
16:05The guy hasn't even got out of the water.
16:06They're already passing.
16:07Poor Rhys.
16:08Above his corpse.
16:14Come on.
16:15It's fun.
16:16Hands down, that is one of the best dating shows I've ever seen.
16:18100%.
16:18You watch.
16:19Give it time.
16:20We'll be watching a dating show from outer space.
16:22Landing for love, they'll call it.
16:23Ah!
16:38In Melbourne, Holly's got a new game.
16:41It's the first letter and then the last letter,
16:43and the first person to get a word wins.
16:45For example, I say B, Mum says H, we go beach.
16:50First letter, the last letter.
16:52One, two, three.
16:53X.
16:54Fuck.
16:54Oh my God, we both said X!
16:57Oh, that's Donna Hay!
16:59Entertaining at home.
17:00I like to keep it simple.
17:02Is that her?
17:02Are you sure that's actually her?
17:03Yes, that is Donna Hay.
17:04The chef?
17:05Yes, that is Donna Hay.
17:06From MasterChef, the chef.
17:08It's Donna Hay!
17:09Hey, hey, hey!
17:12Donna Hay's coastal celebrations.
17:14Where do you reckon they'll be, Kate?
17:16On the coast.
17:17Well, on Sydney Harbour, actually.
17:19I kind of, like, come to my house.
17:21Look at the house she lives in.
17:22Look at the view.
17:23The salt air and crystal blue water.
17:25This is some serious rich white people stuff.
17:28Yeah, I agree.
17:29And today, Donna is planning a Sunday lunch.
17:32I have friends coming this Sunday.
17:34So, she plans this all week.
17:35I love that it punctuates the week.
17:37She needs a hobby.
17:38This is her hobby.
17:39Beautiful and memorable tablescapes.
17:41We're about to watch a whole episode on table settings.
17:44No.
17:45Yes, Donna!
17:46These beautiful vintage latte bowls that I got as a gift from my family one Christmas.
17:52This is just silly.
17:53Oh, this is unreal.
17:54These lovely blue napkins.
17:56Is she still talking about the table?
17:57A little bit.
17:58Like when I decorate the table with something from the fruit bowl.
18:01I do.
18:02Let's decorate my table with my fruit bowl.
18:04My special things.
18:06Dog toothbrush.
18:07My vintage things.
18:08Ratchet strap.
18:09This oatmeal ribbon.
18:11What a beautiful decorative table you have there, my friend.
18:15That all goes really well together.
18:17What are you, serving dinner or...?
18:19Part of it, Kevin, is the experience of table setting.
18:22That's your white side coming out.
18:23All that laughter.
18:24All that happiness.
18:25Well, so far, you haven't made me happy.
18:27Oh, my God.
18:29Just cook, love.
18:30Okay, all right.
18:31Let's just see what Donna is cooking.
18:32But this Sunday, I'm thinking I'm going to make a bruschettere type thing.
18:36Oh, yum, yum, yum.
18:37I'm going to start by just toasting some sourdough.
18:41Cook and toast on the skillet.
18:43Because she wouldn't use a toaster, not Donna.
18:45I stumbled across these tomatoes.
18:47What do you mean you stumbled across them?
18:48They're at every supermarket.
18:50Into the boiling water.
18:51What's she doing?
18:52Blanching tomatoes?
18:53This is not the bruschetta I ate.
18:55So, forage herbs that you already have in your garden.
18:58Forage from our garden.
18:59Got a heap of basil in the garden.
19:01We live in the area, we have no garden.
19:03It's all concrete.
19:03How perfect is that?
19:05Wait, she's popped a whole motto on there.
19:06Would you let Donna talk?
19:08I think I want to leave the stem on.
19:10What are you doing?
19:11Don't leave the stem on.
19:13I just feel like you guys are taking the mickey
19:15and this is the best thing I've ever seen.
19:16I don't do that when we watch your stupid shows.
19:18Squidge it with a spoon.
19:20Oh, yuck.
19:21Just slice and dice.
19:22This is like a toddler's breakfast.
19:24A perfect way to start a Sunday lunch.
19:27Oh, that looks so beautiful, doesn't it?
19:29Oh, yum.
19:30Yum.
19:31Now, who's on board?
19:32Is it weird?
19:32I hate tomato, but I love bruschetta.
19:35It's the same as me.
19:36I hate cheese, but I love a quarter pounder.
19:38We can tell.
19:40Anyway, everyone will love Donna's main course.
19:43Perfectly roasted chicken.
19:44Oh, nice.
19:45It looks good.
19:46Easy to serve.
19:47And when people are super happy, so am I.
19:50Do you reckon she's going to do some potatoes?
19:52My friends adore potatoes.
19:54Potatoes!
19:55She's doing the roast potatoes.
19:56Oh, God.
19:57Another dish to wash up.
19:58Yes, I'll always be.
20:00Everything I aspire to be and more.
20:02Look at us. She's hosting. She's tablescaping.
20:05She's living my dream.
20:06Like, she has no head noise.
20:07I'm not saying I want to be exactly like her.
20:09Okay.
20:09Here are our crunchy parmesan potatoes.
20:12Ooh.
20:14Yum.
20:16Look at that.
20:18And after lunch, Donna has something ridiculously fun planned.
20:23Is that a big block of chocolate?
20:24An insane amount of chocolate.
20:26Holy moly, look at the size of that block of chocolate.
20:29Why didn't you just buy a Cadbury?
20:30The cost of living is obviously impacting her.
20:32Surprise the girls with their own hammer and chisel.
20:36So it's an activity too.
20:37She's thought of everything.
20:38But that's not all.
20:39Because there's only six of us.
20:41You're cooking for six people.
20:42What's she making now?
20:43That's enough food.
20:44A passion fruit meringue tart.
20:47Oh, my God.
20:47Is it still going?
20:48You've got six people coming over.
20:50With a big burst of summery passion fruit.
20:53Oh, Donna, hey.
20:55God, this would be heaven.
20:57It's more washing up.
20:58Piles of meringue that I'm just going to gently torch on the top
21:02so you get that lovely caramelised flavour.
21:05Ooh.
21:06I'd just love to have a bite of that.
21:08This is the best thing I've seen in months.
21:10The perfect way to end a Sunday lunch.
21:12I want to go for Sunday lunch at Donna Hayes.
21:14Spending an afternoon at home with your besties.
21:17I'll rock up with some Lebanese sweets.
21:19Do you think she'd like that?
21:20She would smile and say thank you,
21:22and then she'd throw them out after you leave.
21:24Sharing food, sharing stories.
21:26She's got an Asian friend.
21:27Get out.
21:28We are in.
21:29Is my idea of the perfect Sunday?
21:32No, no, no, Donna.
21:33You have a couple of pizzas and you get on the piss.
21:36Now that's a Sunday afternoon.
21:39Oh, my gosh.
21:40That is by far the best thing I've ever watched in my entire life.
21:43That's done more for me than therapy ever did.
21:54I went to go get an eye scan this morning on my cornea.
21:57It's confirmed I have a condition called caricatonus.
22:00I've got a surgical option.
22:02Guess how much it will cost me per eye?
22:04What?
22:04$3,000.
22:05Oh, no, no, no.
22:07I walk down the hallway at work with my eyes closed sometimes
22:09just to see how far I can get.
22:11Just to practice.
22:12Just to practice.
22:12I knew it was coming.
22:1624 players.
22:17Monday on 10, it was part one of The Survivor.
22:20Finale!
22:21It's been a good season.
22:23Only three remain.
22:24The final three.
22:25Who have we got?
22:26Caleb, the truck driver.
22:27I owe this full game to Loz.
22:29There's stay-at-home mum Loz.
22:31Caleb and Loz have been in an alliance this entire game.
22:33And pro wrestler Jackson.
22:36I'll sit on pegs for eight hours tomorrow.
22:39I don't care.
22:39He sounds like I missed a tee.
22:40I pity the fool.
22:41Save that energy for the challenge.
22:43Good idea.
22:44Over to host David.
22:46Congratulations.
22:47Hello, though.
22:48David.
22:49Oh, the guns are round.
22:50You just stand like this with jacked arms, don't you?
22:53I don't know.
22:53I've never had them.
22:53OK, focus.
22:55Let's find out what the challenge is.
22:58You will hang from tree roots and balance on narrow pegs.
23:02Feet.
23:02Oh, your feet, no.
23:03There it is.
23:04Why is it always the peg balance?
23:06Every time.
23:07This challenge is on.
23:11Jeez, that looks like torture.
23:13That is actually like Jesus on the cross stuff.
23:14And we watch it and enjoy it.
23:17You guys have been at this for three hours.
23:21What an utter waste of time.
23:23You'd want an audio book playing, wouldn't you?
23:27Jackson, he's struggling.
23:28He's got to get off.
23:29He's crying.
23:30He's in that much pain.
23:33Oh, he's wrestling.
23:34Shut up.
23:35Oh, he's trying to psych him out.
23:38That would break me, that whistle.
23:40Are you with me, Jackson?
23:42No, he's got to get off.
23:43I would fall off if David catches me.
23:45Catch him, golden god.
23:46Catch him.
23:48This is so dramatic.
23:50He's getting a piggyback from a grown man.
23:52They should take the shirts off.
23:55I think Loz is out.
23:56Come on, David.
23:56Can we no big arms over there and help her?
24:00Loz is making the most of that kind of with David.
24:01They're all really getting their last minute of David in, aren't they?
24:04It's Caleb wins immunity.
24:07Oh, wow.
24:07He killed it.
24:08He's standing up.
24:09That's a solid effort.
24:10Time to see who Caleb is taking through to the final two.
24:13Who's he going to take, Lee?
24:14He said he's taking Loz.
24:16Well, he said that he was taking her.
24:18Do you pick the person who you should be loyal to
24:20or the person you think you can beat?
24:22Because when it gets to this point, there's no friends.
24:2522nd person voted out.
24:26Jackson.
24:27Jackson.
24:27Jackson.
24:29Loz.
24:30Loz!
24:30Oh!
24:31What a blind sign!
24:34What a move.
24:35He stabbed her.
24:36No, he didn't.
24:37He's playing the game.
24:38Caleb.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:42I have to tune in tomorrow.
24:43We're going to watch the finale.
24:46Yep.
24:47And on Tuesday night, we sat down to crown the winner.
24:50Finale, baby.
24:51Truck driver versus wrestler.
24:52I cannot wait to see who the winner is.
24:54But Loz is less excited.
24:57Oh, she's salty.
24:58I'm telling you now, Caleb does not have Loz's vote.
25:02So, Caleb, would you like to kick us off?
25:04Really?
25:05This comes down to the pitch.
25:06Oh, that's right.
25:07They do that little speech that takes forever.
25:08And Caleb's going big.
25:10It was the year of the underdog.
25:13Why is he yelling?
25:14I'm so close.
25:16Oh, geez.
25:17This is really bordering on the rantings of a madman.
25:19I am sole survivor.
25:22With all due respect, shut up.
25:23I don't know if that's good enough.
25:24If I was Caleb, I would just blow my own torch out.
25:26Okay.
25:27Let's find out if Jackson does any better.
25:29I earned my right to keep playing in this game.
25:32Oh, everyone's nodding.
25:33Got knocked down.
25:34I got back up again smarter.
25:37It wasn't survival.
25:38It was evolution.
25:40Oh, that's a good line.
25:41Okay, Charles Darwin.
25:42Do you reckon they're allowed chat GPT?
25:44I learned from you.
25:45I played with you.
25:46And I outlasted you.
25:47Oh.
25:48Mic drop.
25:49He's got it.
25:49That was a great speech.
25:51The only thing left to do is read the vote.
25:54Here we go.
25:56We're going to do that back in Australia.
26:00What?
26:00What?
26:01What?
26:01I'll see you then.
26:02What happens if the plane crashes?
26:04Kaput, kaput?
26:05Well, it didn't.
26:06Welcome to the grand finale.
26:09Yes!
26:10Love a good live audience reveal.
26:12Why are we watching it from home?
26:14Why weren't we there, girls?
26:15These votes are for the winner.
26:17We know.
26:18Open the box.
26:19All right.
26:20First vote.
26:21Okay, here we go.
26:22Here we go.
26:22I really want Jackson to win.
26:24Caleb.
26:24Jackson.
26:25Caleb.
26:25Jackson.
26:26Jackson.
26:27One for Jackson.
26:28Beautiful.
26:28Next one.
26:29Jackson.
26:29Yes.
26:30It's going to be a clean sweep, Leanne.
26:32Caleb.
26:33Oh, one for Caleb.
26:35Caleb.
26:35Caleb.
26:35Get stuffed.
26:36Caleb's going to win.
26:37The winner.
26:38Who do you reckon is going to win?
26:39One of the boys.
26:40Of Australian Survivor Redemption.
26:42Please, please.
26:43Jackson.
26:44Jackson.
26:45Caleb.
26:46Caleb.
26:47Yes, I told you.
26:48The truck driver.
26:52That was epic.
26:53I loved this season of Survivor.
26:54Oh, I'll keep watching for David.
27:12I got called a MILF today.
27:15Did you?
27:15Yep.
27:16Where?
27:16At the shops.
27:17Oh.
27:18We were talking like a group sitting in the shop.
27:21Mm.
27:21And he goes, oh, you're a MILF.
27:23I said, thanks.
27:23Ooh.
27:24Was he a cutie?
27:26No.
27:27Thursday night on SBS, we tuned into...
27:29Our Medicine.
27:31Wait, this is that show everyone's talking about.
27:32What's this about?
27:34Indigenous Australians still suffer some of the highest rates
27:37of chronic illness and shortest life expectancies
27:40in the developed world.
27:42Wait, what?
27:42I didn't know that.
27:43Why is their life expectancy so much less?
27:46Blackfellas don't experience the same healthcare provision
27:48as white folks.
27:50And this is why blackfellas are living less
27:52than our non-indigenous counterparts.
27:56Welcome to my TED Talk.
27:57But change is happening.
27:59Across the nation, senior indigenous health professionals
28:02and traditional healers are joining forces
28:04with the next generation.
28:06That is awesome.
28:07It just makes a world of difference having more blackfellas
28:09in these services.
28:11Hells yeah.
28:12Well, the Waminda Centre in Nowra is doing just that.
28:15Aboriginal women were sick of being treated poorly
28:18and they wanted to have access to culturally safe care.
28:23Okay.
28:23Sounds fair enough.
28:24We're only doing the public system, so I want to see what's different
28:27between the services that we've been doing to what this lady's doing.
28:31Part of their service offers a First Nations pregnancy ceremony.
28:35Oh, wow.
28:35This is cool.
28:36You go to a hospital, they're not doing this type of program.
28:38It's just enabling the woman to feel relief from anything that's holding her back,
28:44from being ready and prepared to have a baby.
28:47This is taking personalised healthcare to a whole new level, isn't it?
28:50Yeah.
28:50That's like a healing and connection from mother to myself.
28:54And then from myself and mother to my baby.
28:56That's so nice.
28:58I feel like the support in Aboriginal communities is like no other.
29:02It's not just about physical, mental, emotional care,
29:05it's cultural and spiritual care too.
29:07These are midwifery skills that you wouldn't find in any other community.
29:12There's some things you just can't get on a script.
29:14And in the northern part of Australia,
29:16the Queensland Ambulance Services Indigenous Paramedic Program
29:19has inducted 131 cadets.
29:22I didn't know we had an Indigenous Paramedic Program.
29:24That's fantastic.
29:26Well, one of the cadets is getting ready for a shift.
29:29Roger on case.
29:30That's Lerlene.
29:31I went to ACPA with Lerlene.
29:32I think that's her.
29:33My name is Lerlene Slater.
29:36I didn't know she was a paramedic.
29:38She is.
29:39And tonight...
29:40Of course the blacks know black people.
29:41It's like when we tell white people,
29:43not all black people know each other.
29:45At the same time, maybe we do.
29:46Well, Lerlene is on shift tonight with...
29:48Wait, I know her.
29:50Seriously?
29:51That's Mackenzie.
29:51Lerlene and Mackenzie.
29:53That is Mackenzie.
29:54Yeah.
29:54You know her?
29:55Yeah, last time I saw her,
29:56we were at the races sinking Proseccos.
29:58Anyways, Mackenzie and Lerlene are responding to a woman
30:01suffering from endometriosis.
30:03Oh, no.
30:03Do you know how many people my age I know that have this?
30:06What is it?
30:06So that's when the uterine lining grows outside of the uterus.
30:10Ugh!
30:10Oh, shit.
30:11It's like insanely painful.
30:13Painful?
30:15Oh, love.
30:16She's in heaps of pain.
30:18Really bad.
30:18It can ruin fallopian tubes.
30:20It can ruin your uterus.
30:21Wow, I never thought you would be my endo specialist.
30:25Yeah.
30:27Oh, my God.
30:28Sarah's got bad endo, bro.
30:30Is this when she went to hospital?
30:31Yes.
30:32Collapsed in the middle of a shopping center.
30:34They had to rush her to emergency.
30:36It was bad.
30:36A bit of a dose of morphine might make it a bit more calmer.
30:40I put my hand up.
30:41I could not do that job.
30:43She's so calm and collected and soothing.
30:46Working as a first responder is not for everyone.
30:48You're always seeing people at their worst.
30:50Yeah.
30:51It takes a special human being.
30:53I should look her up on Facebook.
30:55Well, while you do that, let's go to a remote hospital on Palm Island
30:58and meet First Nations Dr Rob.
31:01Palm Island.
31:01We are rural.
31:03This is FNQ.
31:04A 14-year-old boy needs urgent treatment following a scooter accident.
31:08Oh, shit.
31:09Poor kid.
31:10With an injury this severe.
31:12Oh, shit.
31:13Jesus Christ.
31:14Jesus Christ.
31:16Jesus Christ!
31:17You do not want to hear that from the doctor.
31:19I'm like, hello, doctor.
31:19Where's your poker face?
31:20Is that a deeper vein?
31:22That's a vein.
31:23It's a vein.
31:23That's a vein.
31:24No.
31:24Something on the inside is just on the outside.
31:27Ah, but it hasn't ripped.
31:28Sweet.
31:28Let's stitch him up.
31:29Let's get him back on the scooter.
31:31No, not on the scooter.
31:32Oh, sorry.
31:33Then I'll take you home in my car.
31:35Oh, how nice is that?
31:36The doctor personally drives him home.
31:38You don't get that service in any other hospital?
31:40Because it's a community.
31:42That's the difference.
31:44Especially mob here.
31:45There's lots of unpleasant memories that come with hospital and people in authority.
31:51I mean, how many times are blackfellas not relieved?
31:54Particularly when we're looking for pain relief.
31:55Oftentimes we're sent home with Panadol.
31:57So, the fact that these doctors and nurses are going above and beyond and they are indigenous,
32:02I think it's massive to change the culture around the healthcare system.
32:07Boy, how good was that?
32:09That was interesting.
32:10They're here for the community.
32:11I really liked this show.
32:13Lurleen, I've seen you on TV.
32:16Where is she?
32:17She probably deleted me.
32:18Lurleen.
32:18I know, here she is.
32:36In Sydney, Mia's still not having much luck on the dating apps.
32:40It's heavily populated with freaks.
32:42No good ones.
32:43Also, don't put your first photo as a group photo.
32:45They're always holding a fish.
32:46They're always holding a fish.
32:48Yes, they're always holding a fish.
32:49Put the fish down.
32:49Fishy fingers.
32:50Put the fish back in the ocean.
32:51Fish fingers, get off.
32:52Yeah, and you stink.
32:53This week, streaming on 10, we watched...
32:55Gold Wars Down Under.
32:57Oh, we are hunting for gold, baby.
33:00Hundreds of millions of dollars worth of high-grade gold reserves.
33:05Oh!
33:05Look at that.
33:06What?
33:07Strike it rich, baby.
33:08It'll be worth a fortune.
33:09There's a lot of it to be found here.
33:11Where are they finding all this?
33:13I want to go.
33:13In the earth.
33:15Well, in this show, they're in Claremont, Queensland, where three companies are mining
33:19for gold.
33:20You reckon we're going to see some gold?
33:21Well, let's find out as we meet gold miner Lee.
33:23He's arranged to meet Matt and Damo, owners of the Scratchy Moo mining lease.
33:28The Scratchy what?
33:29A Scratchy Moo.
33:31Scratchy Moo sounds like a vaginal disease.
33:34Oh, the old Scratchy Moo.
33:35You got a Scratchy Moo?
33:36I got a Scratchy Moo.
33:37What are you going to see a doctor, though?
33:38Quickly.
33:39Here we go.
33:40First swing.
33:41That's a big bloody hole.
33:42Looks like they're inside the moose.
33:44Where are you?
33:45They've gone bloody deep.
33:48Alright, is Lee going to find gold here?
33:50Me?
33:51Yeah, I'm a bit excited.
33:52Yeah, here we go.
33:53No, that's about point two.
33:55Point two.
33:57That's it.
33:57That's it.
33:58Oh, God.
33:59I couldn't even put that around my neck.
34:01But every one of those little golds, and you just keep adding them up.
34:05Well, let's see how much they made.
34:06Let's get some heat.
34:08Oh, the Scratchy Moo.
34:12Look at that.
34:13If I walked in on this little scene and see three white blokes burning something in the middle of the
34:17bush,
34:18I'd just like slowly walk the other way.
34:22Look at the colours.
34:23It's gold.
34:24I mean, what colour did you think it was going to be?
34:25Purple?
34:26Three, twelve.
34:27Oh.
34:28Woo-hoo.
34:29Talk to us, how much is it?
34:31Fifty two thousand dollars.
34:33Fifty two thousand?
34:35Sorry?
34:35That little thing.
34:37Well, if you think that's a lot of money, next we're going to the epicentre of Australian gold digging.
34:43The Gold Coast.
34:44Ooh.
34:45Gold Coast, of course.
34:46Yeah.
34:46There we go.
34:48Where we meet the owners of the 1870 mine, Richie and Kimberly.
34:52Richard.
34:53Wow.
34:53That gold paid for a couple of things there.
34:56Yeah, that's what happens when you're in gold.
34:58You have a wife like that.
34:59Welcome to my wardrobe.
35:01Oh, my God.
35:02Gold business is booming.
35:04So, I've got plenty of hats to go with every outfit.
35:06Oh, money does not buy taste.
35:08Oh, look at those boots, though.
35:09Pink Barbie gum boots, of course.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:10Look at all the shoes.
35:12I've got thongs, sandals, runners, boots.
35:15Thongs?
35:15I said thongs.
35:16Thongs.
35:16Her wardrobe is bigger than a three-car garage.
35:19She's only got two legs.
35:20She's the gold digger.
35:21She takes my money.
35:23And for Kimberly to keep her lifestyle, Richie has put all his faith into sole contractor Donnie.
35:28Donnie.
35:29Good luck, Donnie.
35:31Oh, here we go.
35:32Oh, here we go.
35:32Here we go.
35:33Here we go.
35:33I might have a whack at that one.
35:35Here we go.
35:35You never know.
35:36I hope Donnie gets an absolute monster.
35:40Just a bit of shit off me bucket.
35:42Oh, you're in shit creek.
35:43Hey, Donnie.
35:44And joining Donnie in shit creek is mine manager Dan, who's checking his progress.
35:49I don't know.
35:49There might be four grams in there for the last couple of days.
35:52Oh.
35:53Four grams.
35:54Look, I'm not a gold miner, but something about that doesn't seem good.
35:57Yep.
35:57And with Donnie not meeting targets, Dan calls owner Richie.
36:00He's got maybe three, four grams max in three days.
36:04Cancel your reservation at rickshaws, mate.
36:06Is he sacking Donnie?
36:07Dear Donnie.
36:08You're fired.
36:09The services you have provided will no longer be required.
36:13Oh, he sacked him.
36:14Bullshit.
36:15Uh-oh.
36:17Oh, Donnie's spiraling.
36:19Tell Richard and you go and get f***ed.
36:21New A4th and you A4th and everybody A4th.
36:24F*** off.
36:25F*** bullshit.
36:27I love country people.
36:29And with Donnie gone, Richie is looking for another gold digger.
36:32Hello.
36:33Hello.
36:34I think we need to move to Claremont for a while.
36:36Oh, he's going to bring the trophy wife.
36:39No, I'm not going to Claremont.
36:40What would I do in Claremont?
36:42Work.
36:42Work.
36:43The thing I haven't done ever.
36:44You can buy anything you want up there.
36:45She looks like she wants to be on Real Housewives and she's ended up on Gold Wars.
36:52Going from the Gold Coast to the Gold Mine.
36:54Perfect.
36:56But before they move, Kimberley is saying goodbye to the Gold Coast.
37:00My wonderful husband is making me move up to the Gold Mine in Claremont.
37:03What?
37:04Do you guys want to come where?
37:05Where's Claremont?
37:07Where's Claremont?
37:08It's near Scratchy Moo, which you all should probably know about.
37:15I thought it was a good show.
37:16There is so much drama in Gold Ticking.
37:20All this so one trophy wife can get new shoes.
37:40Hey, Leon.
37:41What are you doing over there?
37:43Are you doing work?
37:44Yeah.
37:45Are you paying all our tax?
37:46No.
37:47Why?
37:48Got my hippies.
37:50I have to pay you in food?
37:52Yeah.
37:52He drives a tough bargain, this accountant.
37:55Tuesday night on the ABC, we watched a new legal documentary series.
37:59He's guilty.
38:00Not that kind.
38:00Are we talking criminal?
38:02Are we talking civil cases?
38:04Actually, we're talking about the High Court and its impact on Australian law.
38:07It doesn't get any higher than the High Court.
38:10I'd love to wear one of those wigs and gowns.
38:12You'd suit it.
38:13I would.
38:15Judgment.
38:16Cases that changed Australia.
38:18Judgment.
38:19Did they spell it wrong?
38:21Did they miss the E?
38:22I couldn't tell because Dad's butt was in my face.
38:24Sorry.
38:25This episode is all about the fight for gay rights in Tasmania.
38:28And we start by meeting Nick.
38:30I grew up in Launceston with not a lot happening.
38:33Yeah, still not a lot happening there.
38:35And we're also meeting Rodney.
38:36When I was a child, there was no discussion of homosexuality at all.
38:39There was a blanket silence.
38:42Keep it out of sight so we don't have to talk about it.
38:44But when Rodney met Nick at university, he did talk.
38:48He came out.
38:49I said, I'm exactly the same.
38:51And that's all I could say because I didn't have any language to describe it.
38:56Oh, I'm so glad they found each other.
38:58That would have been life changing for him to hear that someone else felt the same way.
39:01Being gay wasn't just taboo since the arrival of early settlers.
39:04It was illegal.
39:05The fear that there'd be a breakout of sodomy under the gum trees was something
39:10that kind of haunted early governors.
39:13Sodomy under the gum trees?
39:15That sounds hot.
39:16And the states slowly, one by one, fixed up their laws.
39:20But Tasmania was a holdout.
39:22They wouldn't in Tasmania.
39:24So at this point, did all the other states have it legal in Tasmania?
39:27Everywhere but Tasmania.
39:29Really?
39:30The whole of Australia.
39:30Section 122, unnatural sexual intercourse.
39:35Maximum sentence, 21 years prison.
39:38See, that's just ridiculous.
39:4021 years in prison?
39:42A criminal is like a murderer, a thief.
39:45This is two consenting males.
39:47Most gay men who had been arrested and convicted left Tasmania.
39:52And some still took their own lives.
39:55Oh, that's awful.
39:56That's so sad.
39:57Yeah, it is sad.
39:58You could go and have a heterosexual orgy with 15 people in a house, but two guys who
40:04love each other cannot have sex.
40:06Where's the orgy at 15 people in a house?
40:08That's not the takeaway here, Judge.
40:11A bunch of us got together and decided that we couldn't live with these restrictive and
40:16oppressive laws.
40:16They had to change.
40:17Let's go, fellas.
40:19So what did they do about it?
40:20They started a petition to get the laws changed.
40:22I'll find it.
40:23Big fat yes.
40:24But the Attorney General, Ron Cornish, was having none of it.
40:27Ah, look at this old...
40:28If there's a law against sodomy, then people will think, oh, well, maybe we shouldn't be
40:33doing that.
40:33Oh, shut up, Ron Cornish.
40:35Move on, mate.
40:36Upper House members were calling for the reintroduction of the death penalty.
40:39Death penalty.
40:40My God, that's disgusting.
40:42It blows my mind that we are watching coloured TV and this was a debate we were having.
40:45To make a stand, Rodney and Nick turned themselves in to the police.
40:49I break the law I had recently and will continue to.
40:52So if they want to convict me, that's okay.
40:55Here I am saying it.
40:55Go on, prosecute me.
40:57He's like, I did it.
40:58Let's go.
40:58Good on him.
40:59Like, change makers.
41:00Putting their life on the line, potentially facing prison to better their cause.
41:04But the police didn't press charges.
41:06What's the point of having these laws in Tasmania if the police refuse to enforce them?
41:11They should be immediately repealed.
41:12They chose not to prosecute him.
41:14And so he said, what's the point of the law then?
41:16It's archaic.
41:17It is nonsensical.
41:19Just remove it then.
41:20Take us to the High Court, baby.
41:21Take us to the High Court.
41:22The High Court was the answer, so we could just find out in Australian law whether we
41:26were criminals or not.
41:27I feel like the High Court's a bit like Mum and Dad.
41:29Parliament is the siblings who are fighting, fighting, fighting, and the High Court's like,
41:33stop it.
41:33And Mum and Dad ruled in favour of Rodney and Nick.
41:37Oh!
41:37Victory!
41:38At that point, the Tasmanian Government realised the game was up.
41:41Oh, we're changing the law!
41:43Yes!
41:44The victory for Tasmania's gay community was sweetly savoured.
41:48The legislation to repeal the laws criminalising gay sex have now been scrapped.
41:53Mimosas, it's early.
41:54Without the High Court decision, the Tasmanian Government would not have decriminalised these laws.
41:59There is no doubt about that.
42:01Well, that's a massive win.
42:02Good on them for doing the work, like, to be a part of that.
42:06Trailblazers.
42:07We mattered as people.
42:10Our national institutions were saying, mistreat these people and you're doing wrong.
42:16So there was a weight lifted off our collective shoulders, I think, as gay Australians.
42:22Oh, good on you, Rodney.
42:23Gay Australians just wanted to be counted as Australians.
42:26They can celebrate proud.
42:29That was really insightful.
42:31I didn't realise that Tasmania had gone through all that.
42:34The fight people had to do just to, like, earn the right to be with someone that they love.
42:39For sure.
42:53Yep, you've got, like, foundation on.
42:56I don't have foundation on.
42:57It's bloody zinc cream, dude.
42:59I just got out of the surf.
43:01It's not foundation.
43:03It's zinc cream.
43:04How do I look?
43:05Red.
43:06Excellent.
43:07Back to normal.
43:11On Wednesday, SBS premiered a dark comedy set in the tech capital of America.
43:16Oh, we're in Silicon Valley, Palo Alto.
43:19And it's called...
43:22The Audacity.
43:23I love the word audacity.
43:25You got a lot of it.
43:27And the show stars...
43:28I fear humiliation.
43:30Oh, that guy.
43:31Well, that guy is a tech CEO and his data mining company was about to be acquired by a much
43:36larger
43:36company when...
43:37It's not happening.
43:38Okay, so he's about to get bored out, but it just fell through.
43:41Oh, shit.
43:42Tech is a dog-eat-dog world.
43:44Well, luckily, he has his therapist, Joad.
43:47I shouldn't have leaked the acquisition rumor.
43:49That's on me.
43:50He just admitted that he juiced the stocks before there was a takeover.
43:54The takeover is now not happening, so the stocks will plummet and he will be broke.
43:59But if he knows that his stocks are going to fall, if I was him, I would buy more stock,
44:04take 20 million or 30 million from the bank, invest.
44:07Then you sell and pull out.
44:09Dad, how come we still live in Western Sydney?
44:12God damn it!
44:13He's cooked.
44:14Yep.
44:15He is, and he's trying to figure out how to fix the situation.
44:18Hi, what lore's investment?
44:21Uh, sorry, but I can't talk.
44:22He's crossing that line.
44:24This is her personal time.
44:25We talked about this, Duncan.
44:26You can't just call me out of the blue.
44:28But I have a plan.
44:29Listen.
44:29Maybe the number one thing she should work on with him is boundaries.
44:32That's a good starting point.
44:33Okay, if I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough.
44:36No ding, all dong.
44:37Duncan's a guy who's used to getting what he wants when he wants.
44:39Correct.
44:39Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price when you know the stock's gonna fall,
44:43isn't that fraud?
44:44Fraud?
44:45Why is he telling these therapists this anyway?
44:48Isn't that his wife?
44:49That's his therapist.
44:50Oh, is that?
44:51Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
44:53No, you just accused me of fraud.
44:54It's my son and he is alone at the airport.
44:57I don't care if he's in a stranger's van licking lollipops.
44:59Oh my god.
45:01You do not hang up on me now.
45:03No, no goodbye.
45:04Nope, nope.
45:05This guy's weirdly full on.
45:07And this guy's day is about to go from bad to worse with his wife.
45:11With regards to our arrangement and in keeping with what we discussed,
45:16I did meet someone in Napa at the Muppers.
45:19So they've discussed an open marriage.
45:22God, he's got a lot going on with him.
45:23He's a Danish CFO.
45:25A Danish CFO.
45:27OK.
45:27Brush your teeth.
45:29OK.
45:29Your breath stinks.
45:30Yeah.
45:30So he didn't like that.
45:31Yeah, he didn't like it so much that he's called in an employee
45:34to try out some new experimental AI data mining software on the Danish CEO.
45:40Are we all following?
45:41She said something in blood.
45:42She said a whole lot of stuff.
45:43I have no idea what she said.
45:45Are we going for a stalk or something?
45:46Yeah, pretty much.
45:48Hello?
45:49Hi.
45:50Say hi there.
45:51Hang on.
45:53Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts, search engine requests.
45:57They've just hacked into his entire life from three seconds of a phone call.
46:02Ah.
46:03How many privacy laws are they breaking right now?
46:06He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
46:08I need to.
46:09I don't think you need to have all this technology behind you.
46:12Give me 10 minutes.
46:13I can find anyone and anything.
46:16No one's safe.
46:17This is really scary technology.
46:19Correct.
46:20It is.
46:20And with this scary new technology, it's straight back to therapy.
46:24And as you know, I have trust issues.
46:28Duncan.
46:29He looks like he's in way happier mode.
46:31I think something's going down.
46:33On May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting varicose veins removed.
46:38Oh, shit.
46:40I know.
46:41He's put her name into the engine.
46:44He's hacked into her life and now he knows everything about her.
46:46When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, you sold your
46:52shares.
46:52Oh!
46:53Sounds like a conflict of interest.
46:55He went and told her, my company is in big trouble.
46:58While the price is high, she pulled her money out.
47:01You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end, blubbering, billionaire clients.
47:06You!
47:06The trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
47:11Oh my god, so she's making money from all her clients.
47:14So she's just as corrupt as he is.
47:16Yep.
47:16What's the harm?
47:17Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
47:20So he's got no morals, but she also has no morals.
47:23Sit, please.
47:25He's going to ask for a 50% discount off all his rates moving forward.
47:28Well, he's going to ask for a little bit more than that.
47:30Because you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
47:33So he's going to blackmail her into getting what he wants.
47:37The Audacity.
47:43That was one of those shows that gets really good right at the end.
47:45Yeah.
47:46That was full on, wasn't it?
47:47I love it.
47:47I will be watching more of that.
47:50The Audacity to have such a complex and interesting plot.
47:53Wow, yeah.
47:54That was good ass.
47:55Yeah.
48:04That was good ass.
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