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00:00:31Susie, I knew from the very first night I met you, somehow only three months ago, that the two of
00:00:40us would be standing up here today.
00:00:45Kevin, if someone told me I was going to marry the guy who wore sweatpants to our first real date,
00:00:50I'd have told them to get their head checked.
00:00:54It's been a whirlwind, and yet I feel like I've known you my whole life.
00:00:58Every day, I learn something new about you. And every day, I fall in love with you all over again.
00:01:06I love the way you tease me. I love your little smirk that tells me you're up to something.
00:01:12I love the way you make me laugh. How you truly get me.
00:01:18I promise to always be your greatest ally, your protector, your knight in shining armor.
00:01:25My goofball. My utterly shameless karaoke partner.
00:01:31I promise to love you.
00:01:32To support and respect you.
00:01:34In the happy times, and the not-so-happy ones.
00:01:38To be faithful, patient, and yes, forgiving.
00:01:44And to always, always fight for us.
00:02:04Stay away from my wife.
00:02:08You don't know what I'm capable of.
00:02:11Kevin!
00:02:12Shit.
00:02:12Just a minute!
00:02:17Did you not get my taxi? I'm double parked.
00:02:20Oh, sorry. Just two seconds.
00:02:22All right. I'll wait downstairs.
00:02:23Oh, hey. Do you mind if I drive?
00:02:25Kevin, I'm stressed as it is.
00:02:27You don't want to spoil the surprise, do you?
00:02:43In every movie I watch from the fifties, there's only one thought that swirls around my head now.
00:02:55And that's that everyone there on the screen, yeah, everyone there on the screen, well, they're all dead now.
00:03:04They're all dead now.
00:03:07And it ain't easy living above.
00:03:10And I can't help but keep falling in love with bones and ashes.
00:03:16Thanks for agreeing to spend the weekend with me.
00:03:19Of course.
00:03:19You know, I've really been working on myself.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Yeah.
00:03:25Made a lot of changes. Good ones.
00:03:29That's great, Kev.
00:03:30You know I never asked you to change, though, right?
00:03:32After you left, you know I took a long, hard look at myself.
00:03:35And, uh...
00:03:37You know, I think...
00:03:39You're gonna be in for a surprise this weekend.
00:03:42You may not even recognize your own husband.
00:03:44After two months.
00:03:46Yeah, that would be quite the surprise, Kev.
00:03:51Can you look at the road, please?
00:03:53Yeah.
00:03:55Yeah, you know, I've really been using our break to get healthier.
00:03:58Mmm.
00:03:59Yeah, I've been going out on a lot more auditions.
00:04:02Which is nice exercising.
00:04:03Kev, I appreciate what you're trying to do.
00:04:05My point is, Susie, that I think this break has actually been really good for us.
00:04:09And now that it's over, I think this getaway is exactly what we need.
00:04:12You know?
00:04:13Like a second honeymoon.
00:04:14Just...
00:04:15You and me, a nice romantic weekend.
00:04:19Kevin!
00:04:46Hey, uh, mind if I pull over up here?
00:04:49I need to use the bathroom.
00:05:01Hey, there's a line.
00:05:02And there's a fella in there already.
00:05:04It'll just be two minutes.
00:05:07Ernie?
00:05:09Oh, hey, bud. How's it going?
00:05:12What the fuck? What's the emergency?
00:05:13Uh, you tell me. I mean, you barked in here, so...
00:05:16You said code yellow.
00:05:16Oh, right. Yeah, I guess I had something to pee, but it's way more of a code brown.
00:05:20Code yellow means emergency.
00:05:21Oh, I'm sorry I didn't guest star in Grey's Anatomy, Dr. Tyler.
00:05:25Oh, that doesn't work.
00:05:26God, it reeks in here.
00:05:28I don't need to be rude, but okay.
00:05:31Hey, while I have you, I would love to run some dialogue tweaks for you.
00:05:34This script is fine the way it is.
00:05:36Kevin, how long have we been in acting class together, bro?
00:05:38You know, I have an ear for that type of stuff.
00:05:40Brother, if this scene is not 100% authentic, she's gonna see right through you.
00:05:47You're not listening to me, are you?
00:05:48Fucking miss her, man.
00:05:49This plan has to work.
00:05:50I need to show her that I can step up, you know?
00:05:53I know, and that's why we gotta get this right, right?
00:05:55I know.
00:05:56We do this right, she's gonna be so impressed.
00:05:59Oh, yeah, so impressed.
00:06:00You run straight into your arms, and then boom, brother.
00:06:03Boom.
00:06:03Motherfucking hero.
00:06:04What's up?
00:06:05Go on.
00:06:06Alright.
00:06:06See you tonight.
00:06:0810 o'clock.
00:06:09Do not be late.
00:06:10We're gonna save your fucking marriage, dude.
00:06:13Almost there.
00:06:14Susie.
00:06:17Susie, hey.
00:06:18You awake?
00:06:22Yep, I am now.
00:06:25How far are we from the resort?
00:06:27Who said anything about a resort?
00:06:30Please don't tell me we're camping.
00:06:32No.
00:06:33We're not.
00:06:35Just wanna see how long it takes you to guess.
00:06:44No.
00:06:45You didn't.
00:06:47I did.
00:06:59No.
00:07:01You didn't.
00:07:02We didn't.
00:07:07No.
00:07:08No.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:19No.
00:07:21No.
00:07:22No.
00:07:23No.
00:07:24No.
00:07:24No.
00:07:29It's all ours for the weekend.
00:07:31Your dad said he hasn't used it in years.
00:07:34You spoke to my dad?
00:07:35Well, his secretary.
00:07:37He's in Bangkok or Boise or something.
00:07:40But Jenny said that you guys used to come here every summer.
00:07:43Kevin, you...
00:07:46Why didn't you ask me?
00:07:49Because I was being romantic?
00:07:51What's the matter, honey?
00:07:52I thought this would make you happy.
00:07:56Yeah, it's fine.
00:08:01I'll take it.
00:08:29Shit.
00:08:31I'll take it.
00:08:34I'll take it.
00:08:47I'll take it.
00:08:51I'll take it.
00:09:11The pink champagne you ordered, madam.
00:09:16Thanks.
00:09:19You look very familiar.
00:09:22You remind me of a dear girl I met once at an Irish pub on West 14th Street.
00:09:27What was it, uh, two years ago?
00:09:30A couple of Wall Street knuckleheads were hustling her.
00:09:35So what do I do?
00:09:37Your accent changed.
00:09:38No, it didn't.
00:09:38Yes, it did.
00:09:39It did?
00:09:39Oh, yeah.
00:09:40Deal with it.
00:09:41So what do I do?
00:09:43Marched right over there, and I rescued her from those goons.
00:09:48Like a proper white knight.
00:09:51And then I did what I do best.
00:09:54I made her laugh.
00:09:59At one point, she looked me straight in the eye.
00:10:01She said, you want to get out of here?
00:10:04To which I responded, and go where?
00:10:07How about Aruba?
00:10:10How about Aruba?
00:10:12You weren't messing around.
00:10:15You got us two round-trip tickets before I could buy you a second drink, and I knew, right then
00:10:19and there, that I would do anything to make you happy.
00:10:26Honey, I'm sorry I didn't talk to you about the house.
00:10:29Honestly, I thought it would bring back good memories.
00:10:34Let me make it up to you.
00:10:37I'm going to cook us a Michelin-star dinner.
00:10:40Kev, just hang on.
00:10:44I see how hard you're trying.
00:10:46I do.
00:10:50This isn't our second honeymoon.
00:10:52This is our first night after the separation.
00:10:55Break.
00:10:56I think we just need to ease into it.
00:10:59I have to figure out if this is something that still works for me.
00:11:08Yep.
00:11:10Of course.
00:11:12So what do you want to do?
00:11:14What do you want to do?
00:11:16Yahtzee?
00:11:21Let's just get out of this house, okay?
00:11:23Let's go to a bar.
00:11:25Wait, really?
00:11:27Yeah, let's see if we could just have a good time together.
00:11:30Well, I am having a good time here.
00:11:51You want another round?
00:11:52Uh, yeah, sure.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:05Excuse me, what's your wife?
00:12:06Bye.
00:12:13No effin' way.
00:12:16Susie Stone?
00:12:18Heather.
00:12:19Oh my god, am I dreaming?
00:12:20Because I really never thought that I'd see you again.
00:12:23Oh my god, come here.
00:12:25How long has it been?
00:12:26I mean, let's not do the math, okay?
00:12:29How on earth do you look so friggin' young?
00:12:31We're supposed to be the same age, aren't we?
00:12:32Heather, you look incredible.
00:12:34I don't.
00:12:35I don't.
00:12:36Oh, this is my co-worker, Murphy.
00:12:38This is my husband.
00:12:38Mr. Softy, right?
00:12:41He's in the commercials.
00:12:42Mr. Softy.
00:12:43You are Mr. Softy, aren't you?
00:12:44Yeah, I mean, that's one of the roles that I've played, but Kevin is fine.
00:12:46Nice.
00:12:47Mr. Softy.
00:12:48Kevin.
00:12:49Uh, how, sorry, how do you two know each other?
00:12:52We, well, Heather.
00:12:55Come on.
00:12:57Hoga, boga, wapanoga, best camp north of Saratoga!
00:13:03Um, Heather and I went to the camp together.
00:13:06Oh, I'm ready for us to be like, we were best friends.
00:13:08Oh, you were best friends with everyone.
00:13:10Oh, please, that's not true.
00:13:12You were.
00:13:13I was just waiting all year for the summer, because I knew I'd get to see you.
00:13:20But then one summer you didn't come back, and I was so heartbroken.
00:13:28Um, you, you guys work together?
00:13:30What, what do you do?
00:13:32Oh, yeah, we're, um, actually-
00:13:33We're just, we're with the police department.
00:13:36So crazy, but-
00:13:37Why are you being weird?
00:13:39She's the chief.
00:13:40Um, what?
00:13:42Just like your dad, that's incredible.
00:13:44So, are you two married?
00:13:45No, no, we just work together.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52Dude, I texted you, relax.
00:13:54There's no service.
00:13:54I told you to wait in the car.
00:13:56You can't expect me to wait in the car for four hours, dude.
00:13:58I told you I did Lex today, okay?
00:13:59That's just physically unsafe.
00:14:00I'm not gonna risk it.
00:14:01Hey, Kevin, right?
00:14:03Uh, yeah.
00:14:04No, sorry to interrupt.
00:14:05I'm Murphy.
00:14:07Como estai?
00:14:09Yo, it's Italia.
00:14:10Yeah, he's, he's a, he's a tourist.
00:14:12Gente, mozzarella.
00:14:14Bathroom?
00:14:15You look for the bathroom?
00:14:16Oh, I think it's just-
00:14:18Well, look, I, I, I hate to be that guy, but I'm-
00:14:21Do you think I can maybe get a photo?
00:14:22My buddies are never gonna believe this, you know what I mean?
00:14:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:25Sure, sure, sure.
00:14:26Yeah, could you-
00:14:27Yeah, could you-
00:14:28Yeah, thank you.
00:14:30We freaking love your commercials, man.
00:14:31Miss yourself, he's the shit.
00:14:32Thanks, man.
00:14:33Una, dua-
00:14:34Oh, I could, could you make the face?
00:14:36Come on.
00:14:37Yeah.
00:14:38Nice.
00:14:39Eh, I mean, uh-
00:14:42Heck yeah, dude.
00:14:43Thank you so much, man.
00:14:45Um, uh, bathroom.
00:14:47Bellissimo.
00:14:47Yeah, bathroom.
00:14:48Ah, yeah, grazie.
00:14:51How good was I?
00:14:53Follow me.
00:14:57Dude, no one was supposed to see us together.
00:15:00That was a cop.
00:15:01Hey, take a breath.
00:15:01I mean, you heard me in there, dude.
00:15:02That dude totally thought I was Italiano.
00:15:04Ah, Italiano.
00:15:05Why didn't you just speak Spanish?
00:15:06Because I was acting, Kevin.
00:15:07Oh, shit, I thought you quit.
00:15:08Hmm, I did, except for emergencies.
00:15:11This is an emergency.
00:15:13Oh, shit, playing the hero.
00:15:15Ah, this is a stupid idea.
00:15:17Staging a break-in?
00:15:18What the fuck are we thinking?
00:15:21So funny, you're kind of like exactly how I imagined you'd be.
00:15:24Oh, God, Heather, what does that mean?
00:15:26No, I just mean, like, you were always so driven and, I don't know, like a Barbie.
00:15:32Of course, you have this friggin' perfect life.
00:15:35Perfect.
00:15:37What?
00:15:37You're a huge deal.
00:15:39You are.
00:15:39You have the big non-profit in the city.
00:15:41You have cool actor husband.
00:15:43People just dream of having a life like yours.
00:15:46Sorry.
00:15:48Blabbing.
00:15:49Blabberblabberson over here.
00:15:50No.
00:15:51Yes, let's talk about something else.
00:15:53Remember how we used to tell each other everything?
00:15:56I miss that so much.
00:15:58Me, too.
00:15:59You do?
00:16:00Yes.
00:16:01Okay, so your life's not perfect.
00:16:04Got it.
00:16:07What's...
00:16:07going on?
00:16:08I mean...
00:16:12I just don't remember the last time anything I said or did actually mattered.
00:16:16And I know this sounds lame.
00:16:18I just feel like my whole life is baby-proof.
00:16:24It's perfect, just like you said.
00:16:28There's just something missing, you know?
00:16:32Susie is perfect, okay?
00:16:33She's nice, super rich, super fucking hot.
00:16:36Like, oh my God, honestly.
00:16:38What the...
00:16:38What I'm saying is she could have picked anybody, but she picked you.
00:16:41And all you gotta do, buddy, is remind her why.
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:47Oh, is that a question?
00:16:50Uh...
00:16:51I don't...
00:16:52I don't know, man.
00:16:54I don't know why she chose me.
00:16:55Because you are a fucking beast, huh?
00:16:58You are a seriously underrated actor.
00:17:01Yeah, I mean it.
00:17:02Most importantly, you are a protector, right?
00:17:05Well, what about Kevin?
00:17:06Kevin, he seems nice.
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:09So he's gotta be on your side.
00:17:10Yeah, Kevin's nice.
00:17:11He's a goofball.
00:17:13I love him for that.
00:17:16I just...
00:17:18I thought maybe he was the missing piece, but...
00:17:22I don't know.
00:17:23Lately, I just feel like...
00:17:27I don't know.
00:17:28We live in two different worlds.
00:17:33Now I'm blabbing.
00:17:35No, I'm...
00:17:36This is good.
00:17:37Please, go on.
00:17:40Look, I...
00:17:40I tried to tell him.
00:17:42I tried to tell him what I've been going through.
00:17:44I tried to tell him I'm unhappy.
00:17:45And he, like, freaked out.
00:17:47And he made it all about himself.
00:17:49Like I was trying to tell him that something was wrong with him.
00:17:53What were you trying to...
00:17:55Tell him?
00:17:59That there's something wrong with me.
00:18:01Two hours from now?
00:18:02I'm gonna break into your house and you better fucking stop me.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:06Yeah, there we go.
00:18:08You know my bro, Victor.
00:18:09He jacks cars for a living.
00:18:10So you could kind of say this is like in my blood, right?
00:18:12Oh, shit.
00:18:13I forgot.
00:18:15What is this?
00:18:16Wait for it.
00:18:17Wait for it.
00:18:18Huh?
00:18:20Holy shit.
00:18:21Yeah, how cool is this?
00:18:22Well, I borrowed it from Victor.
00:18:23He has, like, a whole collection.
00:18:25I was gonna surprise you with it later, but...
00:18:27Give me your money.
00:18:30Give me your money, man.
00:18:31Come on.
00:18:31Come on.
00:18:31Let's practice.
00:18:32Come on.
00:18:32You're not getting through this door.
00:18:34You hear me?
00:18:34It's good.
00:18:35More and more and more.
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:36You stay away from me and my wife, you son of a bitch.
00:18:38Oh, yeah?
00:18:39How about I break this motherfucker down?
00:18:41Kevin, save me.
00:18:42Please, Kevin.
00:18:43Shut up, you Barbie bitch.
00:18:44Oh, the Barbie takes away from the aggression?
00:18:46Just trust me.
00:18:47I'm gonna take your jewels.
00:18:48I'm gonna sell them on the black market.
00:18:49I'm gonna sell them on the black market.
00:18:56Hi.
00:18:58How do you do?
00:19:02What do you think?
00:19:03Time to head home?
00:19:04Yep.
00:19:05Hey, crazy idea.
00:19:06But either of you ever ride in a police cruiser before?
00:19:13Why is he driving so slow?
00:19:17If you've trained as an actor and I've trained as an actor, I did Meisner training and, uh...
00:19:22Hey, flip that switch.
00:19:29Are you kidding me?
00:19:32Meisner training as an actor and I've been carrying her and make a plan again.
00:19:38Oh, my God, yes.
00:19:40Woo!
00:19:41Meisner's in registration!
00:19:42On your lap!
00:19:52This is fun.
00:19:54Yeah, it really was.
00:19:55So fun.
00:19:55So fun.
00:19:56And I missed this, you know.
00:20:03Night, Chief.
00:20:05Good night, Susie.
00:20:08Oh!
00:20:15Bye.
00:20:16Bye.
00:20:17Honey.
00:20:19Honey?
00:20:20Honey, I got this.
00:20:21Honey, I got this.
00:20:22I got this.
00:20:25Whoa!
00:20:29Oh!
00:20:31Oh!
00:20:38Oh, my God.
00:20:39She's going to kill me.
00:20:42She's going to kill me.
00:20:52Ernie.
00:20:53Oh, my God.
00:20:55Oh, my God.
00:20:56Ernie.
00:20:57Ernie.
00:20:58Fuck!
00:20:59Ernie!
00:21:01Acting is reacting.
00:21:04You got this.
00:21:10Um...
00:21:11Break down this door, you Barbie bitch.
00:21:13Bitch.
00:21:14Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal rent.
00:21:16Fuck yeah.
00:21:21Showtime.
00:21:25Come on!
00:21:40Come on!
00:22:06Ernie, fuck.
00:22:14Oh, shit.
00:22:17Oh, shit.
00:22:30Action.
00:22:55Give me your money, I'm robbing your ass!
00:23:03I said I'm robbing your ass!
00:23:05Your ass?
00:23:09How about I break this motherfucker down?
00:23:24Alright, I'm coming for you!
00:23:25Unless there's a hero in there who's gonna try to stop me or something!
00:23:34I'm gonna take your fancy jewels and I'm gonna sell them on the black market!
00:23:41Pardon me, bitch!
00:23:50Susie?
00:23:51Susie, hello?
00:23:52Hey!
00:23:53Susie, everything okay?
00:24:19Jesus Christ!
00:24:20Jesus Christ!
00:24:21What...
00:24:23What happened?
00:24:24What happened?
00:24:28Susie...
00:24:29He broke in.
00:24:31He attacked me.
00:24:33He said that he wanted my jewels, but he was coming for me.
00:24:39I had to protect myself.
00:24:43Is he...
00:24:49Oh, my God.
00:24:52Oh, my God.
00:24:54Oh, my God.
00:24:57Kev, it's okay.
00:24:58Kev, look.
00:24:59Kev, you didn't hurt me.
00:25:01I'm fine.
00:25:01Look.
00:25:04No, I...
00:25:05I...
00:25:06I...
00:25:06No, I'm just...
00:25:06I'm just...
00:25:08I'm just so relieved, you know?
00:25:11Do you have any idea who this guy could be?
00:25:15Why...
00:25:15Why would you ask me that?
00:25:16No.
00:25:17Well, how can you be sure?
00:25:18I've never met this man before in my life.
00:25:20Kevin, he's wearing a mask.
00:25:43Uh...
00:25:44Okay.
00:25:47All right, let's go to the police.
00:25:48Hold on.
00:25:49Hang on.
00:25:49Kevin, there's no service.
00:25:50The phones are out.
00:25:51The power's out.
00:25:52Okay, hold on.
00:25:52Hang on.
00:25:53Hang on.
00:25:53Hang on.
00:25:55Do you think we should just think about this for one second?
00:25:57Okay?
00:25:58Okay.
00:25:59Think about...
00:25:59Think about what?
00:26:00Well, I mean, I...
00:26:01Look at you.
00:26:02Look at this.
00:26:04Doesn't this look bad?
00:26:05I mean, maybe it was just like a...
00:26:07A misunderstanding.
00:26:09A misunderstanding?
00:26:10Yeah, I don't...
00:26:11I mean...
00:26:11Maybe he was just...
00:26:13Maybe...
00:26:13Kevin, this is a stranger in our house.
00:26:15He broke into our house.
00:26:17He's wearing a terrifying mask.
00:26:18He attacked me.
00:26:19We're going to the police.
00:26:20We're going to the police.
00:26:21We're going to the police.
00:26:21Okay.
00:26:21Hold on.
00:26:22Hold on.
00:26:22Hold on.
00:26:24Just...
00:26:25Yeah, I know.
00:26:28Before we go, do you...
00:26:29Why don't you just wash up a little?
00:26:31You know?
00:26:32I mean, it just looks...
00:26:33Your face...
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:50Oh.
00:26:51Shit.
00:26:54Oh, God.
00:26:57Oh, Ernie.
00:26:58Oh, shit.
00:26:59Shit.
00:27:00Shit.
00:27:01Ernie.
00:27:02Oh, fuck.
00:27:03Fuck, I'm so sorry.
00:27:04I'm so sorry.
00:27:05I'm so sorry, Ernie.
00:27:06Oh, my God.
00:27:07Oh, my God.
00:27:07Oh, my God.
00:27:08Okay.
00:27:10I'm going to make this up to you.
00:27:12I'm going to come clean.
00:27:13I'm going to come clean.
00:27:13I'm going to come clean.
00:27:14I'm going to tell them everything.
00:27:15Fuck.
00:27:16Oh, my God.
00:27:33Shit.
00:27:33Come in.
00:27:55Shit.
00:28:01Where's the car?
00:28:03I'm sorry, okay? I got distracted.
00:28:05We'll talk about it later.
00:28:06Okay.
00:28:10Quick, Kev, flag it down.
00:28:12Hey!
00:28:12Hey!
00:28:13Hello!
00:28:14Hello! Hi, hi, right here.
00:28:15Hi!
00:28:19Really?
00:28:23I'm sorry.
00:28:41Sorry to put you through all this.
00:28:43Do you mind just confirming your name for the report?
00:28:45Kevin.
00:28:47Just Kevin?
00:28:47Sorry, should I take that again from the top?
00:28:49It doesn't really work like that.
00:28:51Starting positions, please.
00:28:53And can you give me a little bit of background?
00:28:55What brought you up here to Wapanoga?
00:28:56Just a nice romantic weekend together.
00:28:59Hmm.
00:29:00What? Did Susie say something different?
00:29:03Well...
00:29:03She mentioned something about a trial separation.
00:29:05It was a break.
00:29:07And it's over now.
00:29:08I'm not super comfortable in the house.
00:29:12You know, I haven't been back in 20 years.
00:29:15So I was very eager to get out for a few hours.
00:29:21Luckily, I ran into you.
00:29:25And, um, can you tell me a little bit about the flower pot?
00:29:29Heather, the guy knew exactly where to look.
00:29:32He showed up.
00:29:34He took the key from the flower pot.
00:29:36And he just walked right in the door.
00:29:38Flower pot?
00:29:39It's red terracotta about this size.
00:29:42I don't even know what flower pot.
00:29:44You're...
00:29:45No, I have the key right here.
00:29:48He was banging on the door.
00:29:51Like, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:29:55And I'm, I'm, like, pushing back against it.
00:29:59And I'm, I'm, I'm pushing with everything I have.
00:30:01Like, I'm, I'm fighting for my life, Heather.
00:30:04And were you involved in the altercation in any way?
00:30:06No, sure, sure wasn't.
00:30:13It's all that blood on you.
00:30:17And then when it was done, I just couldn't,
00:30:22I couldn't believe I was the one still standing.
00:30:27I don't know how many times I have to say this.
00:30:30I've never met that man before in my entire life.
00:30:39Kevin was talking with the victim at the bar.
00:30:41He was speaking Italian or something.
00:30:43He said he was looking for the bathroom.
00:30:46Can I change one of my answers?
00:31:15He said he was looking for the bathroom.
00:31:38He said he was looking for the bathroom.
00:31:38He said the bathroom if he had a bathroom.
00:31:44Who isn't here?
00:31:48Is that you Kevin?
00:32:35Hey Chief, it looks like our intruder came from the woods.
00:32:39I'm thinking there's going to be a car or a boat nearby.
00:32:41Smart. I'll be down in a sec.
00:33:13I'll be down in a sec.
00:33:14Huh? Oh, just...
00:33:16No, you know.
00:33:22How are you holding up?
00:33:28So he really attacked you, huh?
00:33:32Just...
00:33:33Did he have a weapon or...
00:33:35No.
00:33:37What are you asking me?
00:33:40No, I'm just trying to be there for you, honey, you know?
00:33:44Understand what you went through.
00:33:45Or thought.
00:33:51Honestly, it was the weirdest thing.
00:33:56One minute I truly believed that I was going to die.
00:34:00And then I'm like...
00:34:02Standing over him.
00:34:05And he's covered in blood.
00:34:11I'm a killer.
00:34:13I killed him.
00:34:15No.
00:34:16Honey, don't...
00:34:17Don't say that.
00:34:17It's...
00:34:18Well, it's true, Kevin.
00:34:19Honey, it's...
00:34:20No, it's...
00:34:21It's complicated.
00:34:22I mean, you were...
00:34:22You were protecting yourself.
00:34:25And...
00:34:26You had no choice.
00:34:28It's...
00:34:29I mean, you're not a killer.
00:34:31You killed one guy.
00:34:32Just, you know, don't make a habit of it.
00:34:34Excuse me, Miss Stone.
00:34:39I don't know if you remember me, Jeff, from camp.
00:34:43I was...
00:34:44You're behind you?
00:34:49Um...
00:34:49Anyways...
00:34:50I just wanted to say what you did,
00:34:53defending yourself like that.
00:34:55You're a hero.
00:34:57Everyone's saying so.
00:34:58We don't all get tested like that.
00:35:00You've shown you're a real protector.
00:35:03Your husband's a lucky man.
00:35:04Sorry, did you need something, or...?
00:35:06Uh...
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:07Chief would like to have a word?
00:35:18Hey.
00:35:20Catch.
00:35:23Dummy.
00:35:27Would you mind sticking around, Kevin?
00:35:32Kevin!
00:35:35Uh...
00:35:36I'm sorry, what?
00:35:37We're just discussing the logistics of you staying through the weekend.
00:35:41The maid can't come till Monday.
00:35:42We'll just avoid that hallway, and there's plenty of other bathrooms.
00:35:45Wait, hang on.
00:35:45You, uh...
00:35:47You wanna stay?
00:35:48Here?
00:35:49I thought we were leaving.
00:35:50Well, the police are done with their work in the house, and...
00:35:53Heather was saying it might be helpful for us to stick around in case they have more questions.
00:35:56Aren't we in some kind of danger?
00:35:57A man just tried to kill my wife.
00:36:00I mean, I...
00:36:00I...
00:36:01I'm...
00:36:01We're happy to get you, what, like a motel downtown?
00:36:03If that would help you settle in, feel more safe?
00:36:08Kevin, if you don't wanna stay here with me, we can get a car to take you back to the
00:36:10city.
00:36:11No.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11No.
00:36:12I'm...
00:36:13Uh...
00:36:14You're right.
00:36:15I agree.
00:36:16Yeah, we should stay.
00:36:17We should stay.
00:36:18Uh...
00:36:19Hey, just out of curiosity, what are the odds of you folks figuring out who this attacker,
00:36:25uh...
00:36:25was?
00:36:26I mean, we're fairly confident that he's from out of town, right?
00:36:30So, once we locate the vehicle, I'd say our odds are pretty damn good.
00:36:35I don't trust him.
00:36:36Oh, of course you don't.
00:36:37He lied, Murph.
00:36:38You saw him with the attacker last night at the bar.
00:36:40He corrected himself.
00:36:41Yeah, only after he knew he was caught.
00:36:44If Kevin only met the guy last night, why lie?
00:36:46He was scared.
00:36:48Thought it might make us suspicious, which it did.
00:36:51Doesn't mean he tried to have his wife killed.
00:36:53Okay, so the house key?
00:36:54Because Susie said she saw the guy pull the key out of the flower pot, let himself in.
00:36:57You think Kevin planted the key?
00:36:59Yeah, how do you know where to look?
00:37:00Oh, what if it's a sex thing?
00:37:03No?
00:37:05Okay, so, Murph, what's your theory?
00:37:07Well...
00:37:09It's not so much a theory, per se.
00:37:14I just am having a hard time seeing Mr. Softy as the kind of guy who's dealing with professional criminals.
00:37:22The man's a cream puff.
00:37:24He married way out of his league and he knows it.
00:37:27And as far as I can tell, he truly loves his wife.
00:37:39I'd guess Mr. Softy pissed off some thug at a bar.
00:37:43The guy followed him home and broke in.
00:37:46Hell, I wouldn't be shocked if Kevin was home the whole time it went down.
00:37:49He was just hiding under the bed.
00:37:50You're right, Murph.
00:37:50Yeah, that's not a theory, per se.
00:38:02Well, we're not gonna know anything until we ID the attacker.
00:38:05So let's just keep on the grid search in the woods and I will start checking with local businesses.
00:38:09Thank you, boys.
00:38:24It's just me and this bear, 30 yards away at charges.
00:38:29600 pounds of raw brute force coming straight the fuck at me.
00:38:3420 yards.
00:38:35Well, you were always a great shot, Stu.
00:38:37I'm okay.
00:38:38No four-time Ivy League archery champ.
00:38:40Shut up.
00:38:41Were you scared?
00:38:43No time.
00:38:44I'm pure instinct.
00:38:4610 yards.
00:38:47Five.
00:38:48I fire.
00:38:49Wham!
00:38:50Damn thing hits the ground right at my feet.
00:38:52I'll never forget that rush.
00:38:54It's incredible.
00:38:56The greatest feeling in the world is fighting for your life and winning.
00:39:01And your dad would never admit it, but he was impressed.
00:39:05Her dad?
00:39:06Kevin, how's your walk?
00:39:08Yep.
00:39:09Old Stone and I just wrapped up our annual hunting trip.
00:39:11Oh.
00:39:12You guys went hunting?
00:39:14I thought he was in, like, Budapest or...
00:39:16Stu, you met Kevin, right?
00:39:18Mr. Movie Star.
00:39:19How's it going?
00:39:22I'm sorry, who are you?
00:39:23I'm Stu.
00:39:24Kevin, it's Stu.
00:39:25I told you about Stu.
00:39:26We went to high school together.
00:39:27And Yale.
00:39:29He's a defense attorney.
00:39:30I thought it'd be good to bring in some outside help.
00:39:32Don't piss yourself, Kev.
00:39:33I'm not sending a bill.
00:39:35I'd do anything for Suze.
00:39:38Starting with getting that old Mercedes of yours fixed up.
00:39:41Also, the power's back on.
00:39:42I put in a call.
00:39:44And listen, the last thing I want is for you to feel uncomfortable about me being here.
00:39:49Okay?
00:39:51Why would I be uncomfortable?
00:39:54That's a great attitude.
00:39:56I'm glad we can all be adults.
00:39:58Right now, we need to focus on what's best for Suze.
00:40:00So, I called some reporters, and I think I better go make a statement.
00:40:04Statement?
00:40:05Hold on.
00:40:06Um, don't you think we should discuss this first?
00:40:09Kevin, Stu does this for a living.
00:40:12Kevin, listen to your wife.
00:40:14You two hang back.
00:40:16I've got this handle.
00:40:17I'm gonna come with you.
00:40:18Suze.
00:40:19Seriously.
00:40:20It's not necessary.
00:40:23No, I'm, I'm, I'm coming.
00:40:29That's our girl.
00:40:30Full of surprises.
00:40:33Suze!
00:40:36Sue Bear!
00:40:37Wait up!
00:40:39Sue Bear?
00:40:40Good evening, folks.
00:40:42Nobody goes on vacation and plans on having to fight for their life.
00:40:46But that's exactly what happened to my client, Suze Stone.
00:40:49All she wanted was a relaxing and peaceful getaway in the country.
00:40:52At approximately 11.45 last night, as she was getting ready for bed,
00:40:56Suze was the victim of a terrible assault.
00:40:59That's, that's not true.
00:41:08I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm not a victim.
00:41:13Yes, somebody broke into my house and tried to hurt me.
00:41:15Barbie, bitch!
00:41:17But...
00:41:19I'm the one still standing, aren't I?
00:41:26That's right.
00:41:28Suze is not a victim.
00:41:31She's a survivor.
00:41:35All right, folks, uh, we're gonna ask for some privacy at this time.
00:41:39It's been a harrowing 24 hours for my fiancee, and we'd just like to, uh...
00:41:44To get...
00:41:45Excuse me.
00:41:47My client.
00:41:49Like I said, a harrowing 24 hours.
00:41:53Thank you. That'll be all.
00:41:58Oh, boy.
00:41:59New headline.
00:42:00Lawyer puts his fucking foot in his mouth.
00:42:08Fiancee?
00:42:09Kevin, I wasn't...
00:42:10You were, you were gonna marry him.
00:42:10Yes, Kevin, that's what fiancee means.
00:42:13I wasn't keeping it from you.
00:42:14It just never came up.
00:42:15What, what was I supposed to ask?
00:42:17Oh, uh, by the way, were you ever engaged to some asshat Esquire?
00:42:20Stu is ancient history.
00:42:22Well, clearly he doesn't think so, he's still calling you his fiancee.
00:42:24Kevin, you're my husband, not Stu.
00:42:27He and I didn't work.
00:42:28It was never gonna work.
00:42:29And it took me a while to figure that out.
00:42:31Once I did, I called off the engagement.
00:42:35All right?
00:42:36Well, it broke his heart.
00:42:42You broke it off?
00:42:44Yes.
00:42:47And it really wasn't easy.
00:42:50Because I had to explain it to our entire family.
00:42:52And I had to cancel a very expensive venue.
00:42:55And cater.
00:42:56And our fucking honeymoon.
00:43:03Where was your honeymoon?
00:43:05We didn't have one.
00:43:06No, I, I know, but where was it?
00:43:07Where was it gonna be?
00:43:08That's, that's not the point.
00:43:10So why don't you just tell me?
00:43:14Please don't do this, Kevin.
00:43:18Kevin.
00:43:19Was it Aruba?
00:43:21Jesus Christ.
00:43:22Kevin, it was such a long time ago.
00:43:25Not that long.
00:43:25You're really focusing on the wrong thing here.
00:43:28That's why you had those tickets.
00:43:30Love at first sight?
00:43:31It was bullshit.
00:43:32Kevin, that's not true.
00:43:32And you lied to me about it.
00:43:33I didn't lie to you.
00:43:34Kevin, please.
00:43:37You and I had such an incredible time in Aruba.
00:43:40If I said anything to you,
00:43:41it would've completely destroyed the whole memory.
00:43:47Kevin.
00:43:48Honey.
00:43:52I'm so sorry.
00:43:53I should've said something to you.
00:43:55I should've, I should've said something to you.
00:43:57You've always been so completely honest with me.
00:44:10Why did you bring him here?
00:44:11Because I was scared.
00:44:12I was freaked out.
00:44:14He's the best, he's the best defense attorney in the state.
00:44:16Okay?
00:44:20Honestly, baby, I don't even care.
00:44:22You just say the word, I'll tell him to leave.
00:44:24I don't care.
00:44:25Okay, honey?
00:44:26Just tell me.
00:44:30I'm sorry.
00:44:33I'm sorry.
00:44:51Shoot.
00:44:53I'm sorry.
00:44:54I'm sorry.
00:44:55I'm sorry.
00:45:01L3 for Scout.
00:45:03Uh, this is Scout.
00:45:05Go ahead, Murph.
00:45:07Took a report from a couple who just came in,
00:45:09said they overheard two men arguing behind the bar last night.
00:45:12Okay.
00:45:13On my way.
00:45:18Susie?
00:45:34Susie?
00:45:38This is getting my charger.
00:45:39Honey, it's probably not a good idea to hang out in this part of the house, don't you think?
00:45:43Yeah.
00:45:44Let's go downstairs and make sure Stu isn't burning down the kitchen.
00:45:47Stu there.
00:45:48I sauteed some broccolini exactly how you like it.
00:45:54Are you guys smelling this?
00:45:56Don't worry, I'll agree.
00:45:59What do you say we get out of here for a bit?
00:46:01Just the two of us.
00:46:04Yeah, I'd like that.
00:46:06I'd like that too.
00:46:16Do you like venison pate?
00:46:18A couple's weekend getaway turned into a nightmare when a New York City woman, Susie Stone, found herself in a
00:46:25life or death struggle with a violent home invader.
00:46:28WXTV reports.
00:46:30I mean, I'm not a victim.
00:46:34Yes, somebody broke into my house and tried to hurt me, but I'm the one still standing, aren't I?
00:46:45Lying bitch.
00:46:49Excuse me?
00:46:51I can't believe she'd show her face here.
00:46:54That woman destroyed my family.
00:46:57Nobody fucking cares.
00:47:00What is it that you think that she did?
00:47:04You must remember him, don't you?
00:47:07My nephew, Gregory Doyle.
00:47:24Archive said you signed it out when you retired, right before I started.
00:47:28Hey, you hungry?
00:47:29There's a chicken in the fridge, I think.
00:47:31Dad, you signed out a case file, and he never returned it.
00:47:34You can't do that.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:35Okay, I'll pay the library fine.
00:47:39This is not a joke.
00:47:42Do you still have it?
00:47:45Is that the only one you took?
00:47:48Yes.
00:47:49Why?
00:47:50Why Greg Doyle?
00:47:56When you first told me you were thinking about joining the Force, I figured this might come up.
00:48:04And I decided it was probably best if you didn't know.
00:48:08Know what, Dad?
00:48:14That your friend Susie killed him.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20What happened?
00:48:22Simple answer.
00:48:25Self-defense.
00:48:28That Doyle kid was a real piece of work.
00:48:31Gave his own grandmother two black eyes.
00:48:34Goddamn bully.
00:48:37You ought to remember.
00:48:38He made your life hell.
00:48:41I remember.
00:48:45So what happened to him?
00:48:48That morning he biked over to that big piss-ugly mansion of theirs.
00:48:52Chased her friend Susie off into the woods.
00:48:56Beat the daylights out of her.
00:48:59And she...
00:49:02She killed him.
00:49:03So he didn't move away.
00:49:05How come I didn't know about this?
00:49:07She was a minor.
00:49:09They couldn't release her name.
00:49:11And her family.
00:49:12They had the Doyles tied up and NDAs so damn quickly.
00:49:16Oh my God.
00:49:17Paid him off with one of those undisclosed settlements.
00:49:21And that's why she left camp.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:24They whisked her off back to the city.
00:49:26That was that.
00:49:28She didn't even say goodbye.
00:49:32She tried, kiddo.
00:49:33She wrote you a couple of letters.
00:49:40I threw them out.
00:49:42Why would you do that?
00:49:48You said the simple answer is self-defense, right?
00:49:52What's the complicated one?
00:50:02I was first on the scene that day.
00:50:05Neighbor called it in and said they heard some screaming coming from the woods.
00:50:09Thought it was probably an injured animal needed being put down.
00:50:15Nobody seemed to be home, so I went around the back.
00:50:20That's when I saw her.
00:50:26I found some Polaroids back there too, but it didn't matter.
00:50:30The DA had made up his mind.
00:50:34What was on them?
00:50:37Left cabinet, top shelf, on the box.
00:51:05What the hell are these?
00:51:07Susie told me she invited him over for a swim.
00:51:11I found that odd as hell, him being the bully that he was.
00:51:15Well, Greg had a crush on her.
00:51:17I figured.
00:51:17She waited for him to get changed.
00:51:20Then when he was undressed, she busted in with the camera.
00:51:25Everybody's going to see you naked.
00:51:26Give me that.
00:51:27Nicole!
00:51:29So you think she got him to attack her on purpose?
00:51:32I'll put it this way.
00:51:34When he did, she was ready.
00:51:39I'll fucking kill you!
00:51:51Greg, don't.
00:52:02You know the thing that sticks in my brain from all those years ago?
00:52:07Was the look on her face when she was coming down that dock.
00:52:12You know, before everybody else showed up.
00:52:16When she thought she was still alone.
00:52:21She was smiling.
00:52:34I don't know what I expected coming here.
00:52:37Hey, kiddo.
00:52:39You asked me.
00:52:41Don't get sore because you don't like the answer.
00:52:43It's not the answer.
00:52:44It's your drunken bullshit.
00:52:47It's not the Susie I know.
00:52:50Oh.
00:52:56I'm 1,500 strokes in and my arms are burning like the devil's jock ish when I hear this god
00:53:02-awful scrape.
00:53:03You must have bottomed out on that roof there.
00:53:06You folks are buying me a new kayak.
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:10Thank you very much.
00:53:12I'm not one of those cheap knock-offs.
00:53:17Barely any oxidation.
00:53:19Car hasn't been in the water long.
00:53:22I'm not one of those cheap knock-offs.
00:53:23Oh, my God.
00:53:32Got a name.
00:53:40Ernest Guerra.
00:53:42You think it's our guy?
00:53:47Okay.
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:53I think so.
00:53:55Okay.
00:53:57So, what do we do now?
00:53:59I'm going to call the family.
00:54:04Honey, what is it?
00:54:05He's back.
00:54:07Hi.
00:54:08We've met before.
00:54:09I'm Mr. Softy.
00:54:10And if I'm keeping you down in the bedroom, you're not alone.
00:54:1852% of adult men have encountered me at least once.
00:54:22You don't mind if I pee in here, do you?
00:54:27Wow-wee.
00:54:28That's a guilt if I've ever seen one.
00:54:31Huh?
00:54:32If you enjoy regular visits from me, definitely do not ask your doctor if stiflosan is right for you.
00:54:38Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.
00:54:40Side effects include headache, flushing, upset stomach, and abnormal vision.
00:54:42Thanks to stiflosan, performing in bed isn't hard anymore.
00:54:47But I am.
00:54:49No!
00:54:53Oh, have you seen the one in the weight room?
00:54:55It's frigging gold.
00:54:58Victim's brothers are here, Murph.
00:54:59Ooh, awesome.
00:55:00I want to talk to the bald one.
00:55:02Take a look at the rap sheet on that guy.
00:55:03Let's hold the judgment.
00:55:05They just lost their brother.
00:55:06Look, all I'm saying is somebody pushed Ernie's car into the lake.
00:55:10And I think we're about to meet him.
00:55:11Is somebody manning the phones?
00:55:13Yeah, can we just at least pretend this is a real police station?
00:55:16Thanks.
00:55:42Sorry, man, I forgot to run for the store today.
00:55:44We only have the big bags.
00:55:46What's up?
00:55:47I said we only have the big bags for your sandwiches.
00:55:50Is that okay?
00:55:53Yeah, that's fine.
00:55:54Thanks.
00:55:54My life or death struggle with a violent home invader.
00:55:57I'm the one still standing, aren't I?
00:56:00Susie is not a victim.
00:56:03She's a survivor.
00:56:06Police have identified the suspected home invader, a struggling actor, Ernest Guerra.
00:56:10I'm telling you, man, that's him.
00:56:12That's the dude, bathroom fucker.
00:56:17Say it again, mother bitch.
00:56:19Yo, let him breathe.
00:56:20He can't talk.
00:56:21You think I give a fuck?
00:56:22I'll waste this guy right now.
00:56:24What the hell, bro?
00:56:25We're in public.
00:56:26There's going to be cops and shit.
00:56:27Fuck the cops.
00:56:28They don't respect you.
00:56:29They don't respect our brother.
00:56:30Everybody only respects one thing.
00:56:32I saw him in the bathroom.
00:56:33Who?
00:56:34Ernie?
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:35The home invader.
00:56:36When?
00:56:37Two days ago.
00:56:38And then a couple from the TV showed up.
00:56:40The husband snuck in with him and the wife stayed outside.
00:56:44The fuck you saying?
00:56:47I mean, it's not totally unexpected.
00:56:49Look, I don't know what happened with your brother and this couple.
00:56:53I'm pretty sure the wife didn't know what was going on.
00:56:55But if she found out, jealousy, man.
00:56:59That's a hell of a drug.
00:57:16Oh, relax, jumpy.
00:57:18What's the matter?
00:57:19Nothing.
00:57:19What's the matter with you?
00:57:20Nothing.
00:57:21Okay.
00:57:21Okay, I got this.
00:57:22Why don't you go in and make sure Stu doesn't jack any of our stuff.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:29Fuck yes.
00:57:32Old Stone, you've been holding out on me.
00:57:35Bye.
00:57:36Bye.
00:57:45Bye.
00:57:47Bye.
00:57:50Bye.
00:57:54Bye.
00:58:11It doesn't. It's in my hand, isn't it? Why are you so scared?
00:58:14Just give me that.
00:58:14Is it yours?
00:58:15Of course not.
00:58:15Cat, Cat, stop. What are you doing?
00:58:17Oh, Suze, you know his phone this is? It had a reminder for acting class, of all things.
00:58:21Great. Well, let Mr. Stone know. He, you know, he probably left it behind.
00:58:24So, hun, you ready? Why don't we, uh, why don't we hit the road, okay?
00:58:28Hey, hey, let's see here.
00:58:29Hey, that doesn't belong to you.
00:58:29We've got a, oh, an actor's ID card.
00:58:32What?
00:58:32Whose is that?
00:58:33Why don't you ask your husband?
00:58:34Yeah, how would I know?
00:58:35How would I know?
00:58:35In fact, why don't you ask him how all of Ernie Guerra's stuff got into that bear's mouth?
00:58:39Okay, hang on, hang on. This, this is, uh, this is evidence, okay?
00:58:43And, uh, we probably shouldn't be messing around with it.
00:58:44Hey!
00:58:46Oh, shit!
00:58:47Ow! Get off of me!
00:58:48What are you hiding?
00:58:49You're just, you're, you're just, you're compromising evidence!
00:58:52Would you, Suze, would you help me, please?
00:58:55Suze!
00:58:55Stop!
00:58:56Hey, Suze, would you help me?
00:58:57Would you please?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:58:58Hey!
00:58:59Where are you going?
00:59:00No!
00:59:00Suze!
00:59:01Hey!
00:59:02Stop!
00:59:03Guys!
00:59:04Kevin, why is your number in this phone?
00:59:06Oh, you are so fucked, my guy.
00:59:08Stop it!
00:59:08Hang on!
00:59:09It's not what you think!
00:59:10It's not what you think!
00:59:11You were texting with him?
00:59:13Kevin, you, you planned this attack?
00:59:16No, it's not!
00:59:16It's not an attack!
00:59:17It's not an attack!
00:59:19Kevin?
00:59:19Shit!
00:59:20No, please!
00:59:21Okay, look, look!
00:59:22You think there's some big guy, huh?
00:59:25Hiring some thug to kill your wife?
00:59:27What?
00:59:27Kill?
00:59:28No, no, no.
00:59:29Not, not kill.
00:59:30I swear, please, okay, please.
00:59:32Yes, I knew him.
00:59:34I knew him, but it's not, it's not what you think.
00:59:37You really did this?
00:59:38No, I, I, just, could you please just give me a chance to explain?
00:59:41Please, okay?
00:59:42I was trying to fix things.
00:59:44I gotta leave.
00:59:44I gotta leave, okay?
00:59:46We'll talk about this at home.
00:59:47Stu, you're coming with me.
00:59:47We're not going anywhere, Suze.
00:59:49Pursuant to Article 140.30 of the New York CPL code, I'll be placing you under citizen's arrest.
00:59:54Stu, would you stop being a fucking prick for one second and let's go, please?
00:59:57This isn't over!
01:00:00Fuck.
01:00:08Who the fuck are these clowns?
01:00:12Suze Stone?
01:00:14I got some questions for you.
01:00:15That's not how this works, buddy.
01:00:17This is private property.
01:00:18Why'd you kill my brother?
01:00:19Hey, geek squad, get the fuck out of here.
01:00:21Answer me.
01:00:21Hey.
01:00:22You want me to slap you with a restraining order next?
01:00:25You just want to talk.
01:00:28Give me the gun.
01:00:29I said it!
01:00:31You just want to talk.
01:00:52Oh, fuck.
01:00:55Fuck.
01:00:58I've got to make this right.
01:01:00I've got to make this right.
01:01:02I've got to make this right.
01:01:09Trust me, guys.
01:01:10Okay?
01:01:10A guilty conscience, it's a fucking toxic cage.
01:01:14Just tell us the truth.
01:01:15Do not say a word, Suze.
01:01:18We already know what you did.
01:01:19Okay?
01:01:20So if you want to make it off this boat, you're going to look right in this camera and confess
01:01:23your crimes.
01:01:24Confess?
01:01:25Are you joking?
01:01:26Suze, stop.
01:01:26You want to talk about crimes?
01:01:28Okay.
01:01:29How's kidnapping?
01:01:30Battery?
01:01:31Assault with a deadly weapon?
01:01:32Possession of an illegal firearm, probably.
01:01:34And your dumb ass is filming the whole thing.
01:01:37Stop talking.
01:01:38Let me handle this, Suze.
01:01:40No more games.
01:01:41Confess, or I'll put a hole in your head.
01:01:43Pull the trigger, you coward.
01:01:45I'm not aiming at you, bro.
01:01:46Oh.
01:01:48Sorry, Suze.
01:01:49Oh, shit.
01:01:50What?
01:01:50My phone just died.
01:01:51Here, just pass me yours.
01:01:52I left him in the car.
01:01:53I told you my phone was at 6%.
01:01:55Bring the charger.
01:01:56That's all I ask.
01:01:57Bring the charger for what?
01:01:58We're in a fucking boat.
01:01:59I got the knot and died.
01:02:01What?
01:02:01I'll protect you.
01:02:02Dude, don't.
01:02:03I'm serious.
01:02:04Don't.
01:02:04I fucking got this.
01:02:06What are you whispering about?
01:02:11Stu!
01:02:14Stu!
01:02:15Stu!
01:02:15I didn't do anything.
01:02:17It just went off.
01:02:18You killed Stu!
01:02:19Why do you keep calling him that?
01:02:20Because that's his name.
01:02:21I thought his name was Kevin.
01:02:22Kevin's my husband.
01:02:23Well, who the hell is this guy?
01:02:24He's Stu!
01:02:25He's our fucking lawyer!
01:02:26Where's your husband?
01:02:26Where's Kevin?
01:02:27Hi, this is Kevin Stanwell.
01:02:31Can I have you speak with Chief Heather?
01:02:35Yeah, uh, well, it's really important.
01:02:38Do you have, um, do you have any way that I can reach her?
01:02:41Fuck!
01:02:42I told you, man.
01:02:43Shut the fuck up and grab his head.
01:02:45I don't want to grab his head.
01:02:47You're the one who blew his brains out.
01:02:48You're grabbing his head.
01:02:49Fuck me, I'm gonna be sick.
01:02:58Harvey, bitch!
01:02:59The greatest feeling in the world is fighting for your life and winning.
01:03:11Okay, here we go.
01:03:12Ready?
01:03:14What are you doing?
01:03:19Sorry, my service is bad.
01:03:21What are you saying?
01:03:22Can you hear me?
01:03:23I'm guilty, okay?
01:03:24I just, I want to confess.
01:03:26Are you at the house?
01:03:28Hello?
01:03:38Where the fuck did she go?
01:03:40We tied their hands, dumbass.
01:03:42Now they're both dead.
01:03:43Fuck.
01:03:44Fuck.
01:03:44This is, this is your fault.
01:03:46You shot the monster.
01:03:48I don't know.
01:03:49I don't know.
01:03:50I don't know.
01:03:51I don't know.
01:03:52I don't know.
01:03:53There's you!
01:03:55You're here!
01:03:56Susie!
01:03:58What the hell?
01:04:18Kevin!
01:04:20Susie?
01:04:21Hey!
01:04:22Oh, my God.
01:04:23I thought you left.
01:04:24I fucking...
01:04:25Oh, my God.
01:04:26Wait, what?
01:04:26Hold on.
01:04:27Are you okay?
01:04:27You did this for me, didn't you?
01:04:29Why are you all...
01:04:29What?
01:04:32How did you know?
01:04:33How did I...
01:04:34How did I know what?
01:04:35This house, Kevin.
01:04:36That's exactly what I needed.
01:04:37What?
01:04:38This house.
01:04:39What?
01:04:40You know, I had some not-so-great memories in this house, right?
01:04:42All right.
01:04:43There was this bully.
01:04:44He was fucking awful.
01:04:46He tormented Heather and me.
01:04:49I had to kill him.
01:04:50To protect myself.
01:04:51Oh, my God.
01:04:52Oh, my God.
01:04:53What?
01:04:54Oh, my God.
01:04:55I'm so sorry.
01:04:55It's fine.
01:04:56My dad, he put me through a lot of therapy and counseling to help me reframe the whole thing.
01:05:02But all it ever did was make me feel like a victim.
01:05:07And I'm not a victim.
01:05:09I won.
01:05:11I won.
01:05:13And I felt on fucking fire, Kev.
01:05:16I felt alive in a way I haven't felt in 20 fucking years.
01:05:22Until the other night.
01:05:25The other night?
01:05:26What do you mean?
01:05:27You mean with the attack?
01:05:28That's thanks to you, honey.
01:05:30Oh, no.
01:05:30Hold on.
01:05:31Wait.
01:05:31You like what happens?
01:05:32I mean, I like the danger.
01:05:36Wait.
01:05:37Oh, my God.
01:05:38Hold on.
01:05:38What is this?
01:05:39Is this, like, some sort of kink or something?
01:05:42Because, honey, I never meant for anyone to get hurt.
01:05:46It was theater.
01:05:47I mean, it was scripted.
01:05:48I scripted it.
01:05:49It was just, you know, so I could save you and you could see me as a hero.
01:05:52That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard, Kev.
01:05:54I know.
01:05:55I know.
01:05:55I know.
01:05:55I was just trying to fix things.
01:05:56I thought maybe if I could prove to you...
01:05:58Kev, stop it, stop it.
01:05:59Please don't ruin this.
01:05:59I'm fucking begging you.
01:06:02Wait.
01:06:03Hold on.
01:06:04Where is Stu?
01:06:07So your friend Ernie, his brother showed up, and they kidnapped us.
01:06:12Stu's fucking dead.
01:06:13What?
01:06:15Are you...
01:06:16Wait.
01:06:17Hold on.
01:06:18Stu is dead?
01:06:19Stu is dead.
01:06:20They're here.
01:06:21Who's here?
01:06:22Who's fucking here?
01:06:24What do you mean?
01:06:24The brothers?
01:06:26The brothers are here right now.
01:06:27Yeah.
01:06:27Okay, all right, let's go.
01:06:28We have to go.
01:06:29I'm not going anywhere, Kev.
01:06:29What do you mean you're not going anywhere?
01:06:30What the fuck, honey?
01:06:31What the fuck?
01:06:32I'm not going anywhere.
01:06:32What do you mean?
01:06:32We have to get out of here.
01:06:34Let me handle it.
01:06:35Susie, we are in danger.
01:06:38Susie, they are going to kill us.
01:06:43They will if you don't help me.
01:06:45Yeah.
01:06:49Okay, okay.
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:51I can do this.
01:06:52I can do this.
01:06:52I am going to prove to you that I can protect us.
01:06:55Kevin, you don't have to prove.
01:06:57You don't have to prove a thing to me.
01:06:58All this protector bullshit, that's about you.
01:07:01Okay, fine.
01:07:02Fine.
01:07:03And for me.
01:07:05Please.
01:07:05Just, just, please let me do this.
01:07:09Please.
01:07:11Okay.
01:07:13Go.
01:07:14Hide.
01:07:14Honey, I've got this.
01:07:31You stay away from my wife, you son of a bitch.
01:07:37I'm not getting through this story, can you?
01:07:39Me.
01:07:44What?
01:07:45I need you.
01:08:02What are you doing?
01:08:05Is that really necessary?
01:08:06I don't fucking like it though.
01:08:07She saw us.
01:08:09It helps me concentrate.
01:08:10Dude, you look like you want them to fuck you.
01:08:11Just go.
01:08:13Check around back.
01:08:15Grow up.
01:08:16It helps me concentrate.
01:08:17Dude, you look like you want them to fuck you.
01:08:17Just go check around back.
01:08:35I thought you got this.
01:08:37Jesus.
01:08:51Murderer!
01:08:52Come out and face me!
01:09:06Shoot him! Shoot him!
01:09:16Let's go.
01:09:19Shit, it's empty.
01:09:21Hey! Hey! Stop!
01:09:24Hey, no! Victor!
01:09:25Holy shit, honey, that was crazy.
01:09:28Victor!
01:09:30Hey, I know your brother was set up.
01:09:32Kevin called me to confess.
01:09:34Shit.
01:09:35Hey, we're going to get to the bottom of all this.
01:09:38I'm going to get you to a hospital, okay?
01:09:42I need to restrain you.
01:09:44Can you cooperate with me?
01:09:47Look out!
01:09:47Can you tell me where's your other brother?
01:10:05Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
01:10:08I didn't know what to do.
01:10:10She's a cop.
01:10:12I know that, Victor.
01:10:14I fucking panicked.
01:10:17Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:10:21Honey, we don't have much time now, all right?
01:10:24It's us or them.
01:10:27Will you help me, please?
01:10:31Oh, my God.
01:10:34Fuck.
01:10:40Kevin, give me your lighter.
01:10:41What?
01:10:41I don't have a lighter.
01:10:42Kevin?
01:10:42What?
01:10:43I don't.
01:10:43Kevin, I know you still smoke.
01:10:44Give me your lighter.
01:10:51Are you sure you can do this?
01:10:53I mean, four-time Ivy League archery champ.
01:10:57Shit.
01:10:57Okay.
01:10:59Kevin, they're going to take Heather's gun.
01:11:01We have to catch them by surprise.
01:11:03I'm going to go up on the roof.
01:11:04I need you outside.
01:11:04Wait, I'll come with you.
01:11:05Whatever you're doing, I can do it with you.
01:11:07Kevin, I need you outside.
01:11:08Okay.
01:11:09I need you to go down to the dock house.
01:11:10Yeah.
01:11:10Okay, quietly.
01:11:11When you're there, count down from 60.
01:11:13When you get to zero, I need you to run out of the house screaming.
01:11:17Like, really screaming, Kevin, like you're scared for your life.
01:11:19I think I can manage that.
01:11:20Good.
01:11:21Okay.
01:11:22Run straight up the path.
01:11:24Come back to the house.
01:11:25Okay.
01:11:25Wait, hold on.
01:11:26What happens then?
01:11:27I mean, they're going to come after me.
01:11:29Let me worry about that.
01:11:30Wait, hold on.
01:11:31Hold on.
01:11:31So, so, I'm the bait?
01:11:37You're the lead.
01:11:41I'm the lead.
01:11:43Now remember, not a peep before zero, okay?
01:11:45Okay.
01:11:46And honey?
01:11:46Yeah.
01:11:47Break a leg.
01:11:51Wait, hold on.
01:11:52When do I start counting?
01:11:53Now.
01:12:00This isn't working, bro.
01:12:02I gotta get to a hospital, man.
01:12:03Fuck the hospital.
01:12:06These people butchered our brother.
01:12:09They need to pay.
01:12:1045, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40, 39, 38, 37.
01:12:25You told me there's only one thing everybody respects?
01:12:29Let's go get some fucking respect.
01:12:3129, 20, shit.
01:12:40What the fuck was that?
01:12:42They're in the dark house.
01:12:47I was behind.
01:12:49cabe.
01:13:10Here they go.
01:13:10I'm sorry.
01:13:27Suzy!
01:13:29Suzy!
01:13:30Suzy!
01:13:33Ah, shit!
01:13:34Oh, my God!
01:13:36Fucking help me, Victor!
01:13:37Fucking help me!
01:13:38Come on, please!
01:13:40Come on, please!
01:13:40Look, friend, you gotta get it out of me!
01:13:42You gotta get it out of me!
01:13:48Victor!
01:13:49No! No! Victor!
01:13:57You're okay. Hey, hey!
01:14:00You're okay, stay with me. Victor! Victor!
01:14:02Hey! Come on, wake up!
01:14:10Whoa!
01:14:18You bitch!
01:14:19No! Suzy!
01:14:25Now we're even.
01:14:29Fucking psycho!
01:14:42Hey!
01:14:48Hey!
01:14:51Hey!
01:15:03Hey!
01:15:31Susie.
01:15:51Hey, it's me.
01:16:01I'm so sorry about this, Heather.
01:16:03Yes.
01:16:05And...
01:16:08And...
01:16:09Oh, no, no, no.
01:16:10No. He's not.
01:16:13Promise.
01:16:23You know, I...
01:16:27I never stopped thinking about you, Heather.
01:16:36I really thought that you'd write back to me.
01:16:43And you never did.
01:16:48You never even thanked me for what I did for you.
01:16:54With Greg.
01:17:03I don't understand you.
01:17:06I...
01:17:08I know Heather.
01:17:46I believe this is yours.
01:17:56So what do we do now?
01:18:10We were all alone.
01:18:15We were terrified.
01:18:22But if Heather hadn't shown up, I don't, I don't know, thank you.
01:18:36She just fought so hard, you know, they took her gun.
01:18:46All she had was that bow and arrow.
01:18:55Do you have anything to add, Mr. Soft?
01:19:00Sorry.
01:19:01Do you have anything to add, Mr. Stamwell?
01:19:06Mr. Stamwell.
01:19:08No.
01:19:09No.
01:19:11No.
01:19:13Well, we knew someone pushed the car into the lake, so it seems like these two brothers
01:19:19were working behind the scenes the whole time.
01:19:24You two are either the luckiest or unluckiest people I've ever met.
01:19:30Luckiest.
01:19:34At least I am.
01:19:38To have my husband by my side this whole time.
01:19:44He knows me better than anyone.
01:19:47Like, the real me.
01:19:52I know he'd do anything for me.
01:19:57You're my hero.
01:20:05I know.
01:20:07I know.
01:20:15I know.
01:20:17I know.
01:20:20You're my hero.
01:20:21You're my hero.
01:20:22I know.
01:20:25You're so umaLOC!
01:20:26He's a fool.
01:20:26You never thought I saw my love tell you, so soon.
01:20:31Whenever you look, can you light the moon?
01:20:36With a big crown of eyes in the street review!
01:20:40You got me singing on a, honeymoon?
01:20:45Oh, my.
01:20:48I'm the lover of my life.
01:20:51So high.
01:20:53We're living in paradise.
01:20:56In my.
01:20:58Never thought I'd feel so right.
01:21:00The future's looking right.
01:21:02The future's looking right.
01:21:05You brought me to the sea.
01:21:09All our worries lifted up into the breeze.
01:21:13Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:16And it's you and me.
01:21:18There ain't nothing that'll drag us off the beat.
01:21:22Oh, off the beat.
01:21:25Never thought I'd stumble onto you so soon.
01:21:30Whenever you walk in, you light the moon.
01:21:35With those big brown eyes and sweet perfume.
01:21:39You got me singing on a honeymoon.
01:21:45Like.
01:21:46Oh, my.
01:21:48The lover of my life.
01:21:50So high.
01:21:53We're living in paradise.
01:21:55In my.
01:21:58Never thought I'd feel so right.
01:21:59The future's looking right.
01:22:01The future's looking right.
01:22:04On.
01:22:06Oh, Oh, Oh.
01:22:08Oh, Oh, Oh.
01:22:08Oh, Oh, Oh.
01:22:18Oh, oh,
01:22:31in paradise.
01:22:34Yeah, yeah.
01:22:35Oh, my.
01:22:38I'm in the world right now.
01:22:40So high.
01:22:43I'm in the paradise.
01:22:45Oh, my.
01:22:48Never thought I'd feel so right.
01:22:49The future's looking bright.
01:22:51The future's looking bright.
01:23:31The future's looking bright.
01:24:01The future's looking bright.
01:24:31The future's looking bright.
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