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00:08You're probably wondering how I ended up here. Let's rewind.
00:25It's not too late to change your mind.
00:27You are going to do fine, baby sis.
00:30You don't want to come in and say hi to everyone?
00:32I am dropping you off early to avoid seeing everyone.
00:35It's too sad.
00:38I love you so much, kid.
00:42You're going to be great.
00:57Oh.
00:59Occupies.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:06I am so sorry.
01:07I love you.
01:10I love you.
01:12I love you.
01:37What do you say? We keep this between us.
01:41Yeah, like I want to tell everyone I saw your entire personality just hanging out over there.
01:53You like what you see?
02:00Alright, I'm gonna go. It's good to see you now.
02:08What'd I miss?
02:10Jude! Jude! I have missed you so much!
02:17So, survive this year. You're finally gonna hook up with...
02:21I have no idea what you're talking about.
02:26Alright, leadership legends, good morning and welcome to the final session of Camp Evergreen.
02:34Believe me, no one is sadder than I am.
02:37But that's why this summer is all about giving campers the best memories of their lives.
02:42One last hoorah, right?
02:45This is why I need you all at your best.
02:47Has anyone seen Micah?
03:04Oh, there you are!
03:06Everyone, Micah is joining us from...
03:11Where was it again?
03:13Montgomery.
03:14Art Magnet.
03:17Teach guitar.
03:18Of course, of course.
03:20Noah, since you're replacing Sierra this summer, you're gonna be working with Micah on this year's talent show!
03:27You're making a face.
03:29What face? I'm not making a face.
03:31The who's the new hot guy of me.
03:46Hi!
03:47I'm Noah.
03:49Yep, I caught that.
03:53Oh, so you're one of those.
04:03One of those?
04:05The, I'm just here for the vibes, guys.
04:10Mysterious, brooding, probably journals about how misunderstood he is.
04:14While actively avoiding everyone, right?
04:18You always psychoanalyze strangers in the dining hall?
04:21Or am I just lucky?
04:23Only the ones with main character syndrome.
04:25Hmm.
04:26You've got me all wrong, sweetheart.
04:28Cause I don't brood.
04:31Mm-hmm.
04:33Well, I'll let you get back to your tortured poetry.
04:37Careful.
04:38You might end up being the next subject of this tortured poetry.
04:43Don't threaten me with a good time.
04:46All right, legends.
04:48Finish up your food and report to your stations.
04:53Hey.
04:55Shed's not gonna organize itself.
04:58Let's go.
05:08So, you're a legacy counselor now.
05:11Guess that officially makes you a camp elder.
05:14Gonna start telling that scary story about the haunted canoe?
05:18Oh, that was your story and it sucked.
05:22I just rewrote it so that it actually had stakes.
05:26Yeah.
05:26Well, I've always been weirdly obsessed with taking my ideas and making them better.
05:31Obsessed?
05:33Yeah, coming from the guy who snuck into the girl's shower because we had warmer water.
05:38Listen.
05:39You could come by the boy's shower anytime and feel the water yourself.
05:42I wouldn't mind the company.
05:47I wouldn't mind the company.
06:11Yeah, yeah.
06:12Sure you were.
06:13Oh, shit!
06:14Oh, my God!
06:14Don't throw it over here!
06:17What?
06:18Don't move.
06:20No.
06:21Is it on me?
06:22Shhh!
06:23It's not a spider.
06:26But a leaf.
06:36It's not a spider.
06:52But a leaf.
06:52It's incredibly untameable.
06:54One year, they made three counselors cry and one had to go before the summer was over.
07:02I believe there's only one way to settle this.
07:06Face off.
07:07Face off.
07:08Face off!
07:10You're gonna love this.
07:22the game of choice is two lies one truth one counselor will leave with bragging rights
07:29the other emotional damage ladies first fine i was homecoming queen
07:39i still sleep with a stuffed animal and i have never had a crush on a co-worker
07:47lie truth lie noah james is not the homecoming queen type third it was a stuffed dog his name
07:59was bingo meet the dog that wasn't part of the game it's not a bad thing counselor matthews
08:08wins counselor james gets pine ridge chaos coming
08:15i can't believe he used something private to win a game like it was nothing
08:26bingo huh
08:33camp evergreen lesson number one
08:36nothing stays secret for long
08:40to be fair he seems like the kind of guy that thinks boundaries are a suggestion
08:45interrogatory
08:47i guess i just finally stopped expecting him to grow up
08:53stupid me he made me think that he had
08:58to be fair my dog's name is bingo he's a real dog one of the stuffed
09:04wait seriously
09:07he used to sleep in my bed too
09:11okay you're either lying to make me feel better or this is the craziest cosmic coincidence ever
09:29is it always like this before the kids arrive
09:32never this chill
09:34this is the calm before the storm that is camp evergreen
09:39you nervous
09:42nah all their chaotic energy means i have a stacked team for the talent show this year
09:47i plan on winning so
09:49should i be worried
09:50i don't know how competitive are you
09:53hmm mildly dangerous when provoked
09:57okay children i'm heading into town to focus on some very exciting and important
10:02administrative things
10:04don't set anything on fire
10:06okay i'm out
10:09it's tradition
10:10he leaves us alone for a night so we can blow off a little steam
10:14so we don't accidentally throw a camper into the lake later
10:19right
10:21all right sluts and sad boys
10:24it's time for the main event
10:27classic bullshit
10:29get caught you lose a layer
10:31false call you lose two
10:35hope you're wearing your cute underwear
10:42okay
10:44micah you're up
10:46two queens
10:48that's a bold play
10:50you calling it
10:51not yet
10:53just
10:54enjoying the show
10:57noah you're up
11:001 10
11:01bullshit
11:02a double call
11:04she's had tales since middle school
11:07and you
11:09have always underestimated me
11:12yes man
11:14oh my god
11:15lose the shirts boys
11:17you asked for it
11:22oh
11:23oh
11:24oh
11:45la la
11:51okay
11:52okay
11:52strip bullshit was just the warm up
11:54now we play seven minutes
11:56all right
11:58i'm gonna go take a piss
12:00don't be shy micah
12:01we're all friends here
12:08well well well well
12:11it's a match
12:15shed
12:16now
12:17seven minutes
12:19no supervision
12:20this is so stupid
12:30then it'll only take seven minutes
12:42so what are we supposed to do in here anyway
12:46Talk about our taxes, at least until you stop pretending you don't like me.
12:56I...
12:57Don't act like you don't feel it either.
13:34Oh, you have such big hands.
13:36Everything is proportional to this body.
13:41Do that again.
13:49Remind me why we do this to ourselves every year.
13:53It's a rite of passage.
13:55I'm pretty sure the Camp Evergreen ancestors would rise from their graves if we didn't get shit-faced before the
14:02kids arrived.
14:05Hey! You excited to officially be a Camp Evergreen counselor?
14:11Sure.
14:17Okay?
14:19What's up with him?
14:21He's been giving off a little bitch energy all morning.
14:24Why?
14:29Maybe because you and Rhett have been making googly eyes at each other over your pancakes?
14:35You guys haven't exactly been subtle.
14:37But why would that matter to him?
14:40Girl, why do you think?
14:44Good morning, my little upstanding members of society.
14:48Hope you're all well rested and hydrated.
14:51Because campers are coming in just a few hours!
14:58Captain Rhett, reporting back for more punishment, sir!
15:02Permission to make your life a living hell, sir!
15:06You guys haven't even been here for an hour.
15:10Just setting the tone early, sir.
15:13Please let this be the year they get abducted by squirrels.
15:18All right, set, set, set, settle down, my beautiful disasters.
15:24We're off to a great track!
15:34Well, that wasn't in the forecast.
15:37Welcome to Georgia.
15:39Shoot for Sherbert.
15:41I forgot to gas up, Benny.
15:44No, sir, not on that ankle.
15:47Noah, Micah, you're up.
15:51Ponchos are by the door.
15:53If you get struck by lightning, don't sue.
15:57No promises.
16:12That's Benny, right?
16:15Benny the Jenny.
16:21So!
16:24He barely talked to me today.
16:29Maybe I didn't have anything to say.
16:45You like him?
16:47I don't know.
16:52I guess we're all just...
16:56We're mirroring it up.
17:00We should probably get back, right?
17:13Long time to reboot a generator.
17:17Must have needed some serious hands-on attention.
17:28Was that Benny humming?
17:29Or was that just you two?
17:31What is your problem?
17:33No problem.
17:34Just making sure you didn't get electrocuted.
17:37Or something else.
17:38You can be such a dick sometimes.
17:41You know that?
17:42I'm just joking.
17:44Unless you got something to be embarrassed about.
17:46I don't owe you anything, Rhett!
17:48Enough!
17:49Both of you.
17:57Hey, champ.
17:58You okay?
18:02I kissed Rhett.
18:10Almost kissed Micah tonight.
18:16Oh!
18:17Is he weak?
18:19I was so mad at Rhett.
18:23I hated how smug he was being.
18:26With Micah.
18:28I guess he found out about the kiss with Rhett.
18:30And he was obviously upset about it.
18:33But I just wanted him to say it.
18:36You know?
18:37And when he didn't...
18:40That hurt too.
18:43Gosh, I don't know what that says about me.
18:46But...
18:47It says he's got two boys that like you.
18:52And a brain that's trying to sabotage both options.
18:55Classic Noah.
19:00You don't have to decide tonight.
19:02No.
19:05But...
19:06I do have to admit...
19:10I like both of them.
19:13Shit.
19:15I like both of them?
19:20You know what?
19:21I call the bottom line.
19:23I call the right spot and it turns out.
19:24You know what I mean?
19:26Dude, no!
19:26Alright!
19:28Everyone chill!
19:32You know what?
19:33Everyone out.
19:34All of you.
19:35This is our cabin, Noah.
19:48Hey, are you okay?
19:52Fine.
19:55You sounded like you were ready to throw Connor into the lake.
19:58Not in the mood, Rhett.
20:04I just wanted to say that I didn't mean to embarrass you.
20:08I wasn't embarrassed, okay?
20:12I was pissed because I thought we had something real in that shed.
20:17It was real.
20:21That's why I was joking.
20:24I don't know, I freak out whenever I care too much.
20:29I guess that hasn't changed.
20:31Yeah, well, you also haven't learned to shut up, so...
20:36Classic me, right?
20:37No, because classic you would have made me feel like I could trust you afterwards.
20:44So, you trust the new guy more?
20:47You don't even know him, Noah.
20:50Well, at least I don't leave every conversation with him feeling like an idiot.
20:58Cool.
21:00Good talk.
21:03Damn it!
21:07What'd you do?
21:11I hit Noah with a granola bar.
21:13She kicked us out.
21:16Ah.
21:20One time I threw a ukulele at my brother.
21:24Missed.
21:25Hit my grandma's urn.
21:27Ashes everywhere.
21:29Wait, really?
21:30Yeah, dead serious.
21:32But I ended up writing one of the best songs I've ever written.
21:36Sometimes rage makes good music.
21:40You ever write?
21:41Uh, just fan fiction.
21:44Okay.
21:45That's a start, I guess.
21:51I'm sorry I hear you with a granola bar.
21:55It's okay.
21:56I'm sorry I yelled.
21:58Head back to the cabin, okay?
22:03Okay.
22:06You're good with him.
22:08I just talk to him like he's a person.
22:10I'm not a kid.
22:15Well, thank you.
22:17Sure.
22:20Hey, what are you doing later?
22:24Meet me after lights out?
22:27Okay.
22:40I'm starting to think I got stood up.
22:42I'm fashionably late.
22:44It's a thing.
22:46You okay?
22:47You seemed...
22:50Stormy earlier.
22:52Pine Ridge brought out the worst in me.
22:56So did someone else.
22:58It's messy and it's not like me.
23:03I don't know, I kind of like messy, Noah.
23:07That was a terrible pick-up line.
23:10I am pretty terrible at pick-up lines.
23:15Play me something?
23:17Only if you promise not to fall in love with me.
23:19Oh, you should be so lucky.
23:34Good morning, Evergreen!
23:36What's going on, my little mischief makers?
23:39It's time for the annual Camp Evergreen scavenger hunt.
23:43We got 30 clues, 3 hours, and one extremely underwhelming trophy.
23:50Camp counselor team captains are posted over there.
23:59Oh, boy.
24:01You have got to be kidding me.
24:03This should be fun.
24:09This is why we're in last place.
24:11Where camp legends used to dine beneath the tray that carried tails.
24:16Old mess hall.
24:17Could also be in the kitchen storage shed.
24:20Of course you would say that.
24:22We're gonna die out here.
24:23Could the two of you please try not to turn every clue into a pissing contest?
24:28Oh.
24:30Connor, lead the others to the old mess hall.
24:33We'll meet you there.
24:35Come on, guys.
24:39Really?
24:41Trusting a Rutledge over us?
24:42Right now?
24:44A thousand percent.
24:49What's going on with you, Noah?
24:51With me?
24:52You're the one who thinks because you kissed me once, it gives you some sort of emotional squatter's rights.
24:59Wow.
25:00Okay.
25:02You kissed me too, you know.
25:07Yeah, well, I...
25:09I guess I just suck at reading red flags.
25:32Counselors, Noah James, Rhett Matthews, Micah Peterson, my office, now.
25:41Do you know how many emails I've gotten from parents this week?
25:46None.
25:47Because their kids are too busy taking bets on which of you is gonna win your little CW off-brand
25:54love triangle.
25:55So congratulations!
25:57You're famous!
25:58But we didn't start it.
26:00But no.
26:01You just fed it.
26:07You're here to set an example.
26:09Not be an example of what not to do.
26:13Here's what's gonna happen.
26:15You're gonna act like a team.
26:17Because that's what those kids mean.
26:19And if you can't do that,
26:21I'll reassign all three of you.
26:23I'll be clear.
26:27We're good.
26:29Now get out of my office.
26:36Dude.
26:37What?
26:38Doesn't this alpha male shit ever get old?
26:40You think it could take me or what?
26:42You had a seven-year head start and you're still in last place, so I like my odds.
26:45Hey, stop!
26:48Did you hear anything Felipe just said?
26:53Grow up!
27:04Good morning, my little songbirds.
27:07We're switching things up today.
27:10Counselor Shift Swap.
27:11Hey, look alive, people.
27:14Adaptability is a life skill.
27:15Noah.
27:17Rhett.
27:18You're on wreck duty.
27:19Water balloon fight.
27:24You take red team, I'll take blue.
27:27As long as I get the Rutlers brothers.
27:29Your funeral.
27:30No friendly fire.
27:32You know, you used to be more fun.
27:35And you used to be less insufferable.
27:39I'm evolving.
27:42Well, here they come.
27:44I'm...
27:48£p había.
27:54Th 건데!
27:57He thinks she's the other one.
28:00He's always the same way instead of being there.
28:15Oh
28:17Nice shot
28:26Good
28:30Hey rat
28:33My eyes are up here
28:37Hey, oh no, we need
28:42More water
28:50It was fair play
28:52I took you out
28:53Then I took my girl out
28:57Are you guys like
28:58Officially a thing again?
29:00We're not a thing
29:01We were just working
29:05Let's go lovebirds
29:06And chaos children
29:07It's time to campfire confession
29:13Welcome brave souls
29:15To campfire confessions
29:17Here we go
29:18I kissed someone this summer
29:21And I haven't stopped thinking about it since
29:27Spicy
29:29We love a tender emotionally repressed soul
29:33I'll be right back
29:34I'm gonna go get some air
29:37Next confession
29:43Hey
29:45You okay
29:47Yeah
29:48Yeah, I just
29:49Needed a minute
29:54Sometimes it's easier
29:55To just not say the thing
29:56That you want to say
29:59Sometimes it's worse
30:03What are you doing out here?
30:05You're missing campfire confessions
30:09I just
30:11Like being wherever you are
30:17You know
30:18It's really hard not to kiss you
30:20When you say things like that
30:24I guess I must be saying
30:25All the right things
30:26I thought you had a better pick up once
30:45You're doing fine
31:00We'll see
31:06I gotta admit
31:08I've been looking at you
31:09Ever since I got here
31:12What are you doing?
31:15Just trying to make your day more interesting
31:18I thought you were up limits now
31:22You look awfully good today
31:25Oh my god
31:26Shut up
31:45So
31:46I had a kiss last night
31:50Yes
31:51Just making sure
31:52It's not something you're
31:55Regretting
31:58No
32:01But
32:03I do want to do this summer
32:06The right way
32:07And
32:08Not get caught up
32:09In all the drama
32:11It did happen
32:13And
32:13And
32:14It wasn't
32:16Nothing
32:18Okay
32:19I can definitely work with not nothing
32:26Alright my little doolittles
32:28Listen up
32:29The Camp Evergreen Talent Show is officially on
32:32This is a competition
32:35There will be a trophy
32:37There will be glory
32:39And there will be shame
32:41For the losers
32:43Good luck
32:50A musical number
32:52But you guys aren't a band
32:57You rank?
32:58Yes
32:59Yes
33:00Yes
33:01These
33:03Lovely little angels
33:05Have got it into their heads
33:07That they are going to form
33:08A band
33:10And perform a musical act
33:12In four days
33:14Sick guys
33:16No don't
33:17Encourage them
33:20Why not
33:21That's literally our job
33:23Hey
33:24How about this
33:25I'll help with the arrangement
33:26And
33:27We'll make a band out of them
33:28Yeah
33:33Fine
33:34Fine
33:42That was
33:45You guys rocked it
33:49Okay
33:49You guys
33:51Give us one second
33:52If they perform that in front of the camp
33:54They will be eviscerated
33:56Their act is a little
33:59Ambitious
34:00Maybe we just convinced them to simplify
34:02What?
34:02No
34:03You not see them up there?
34:05They had a blast
34:08You know what James?
34:10I've seen you do more with less
34:11If anyone's going to whip them in a shape
34:13It's you
34:15You're a call
34:16I'm with you either way
34:17Me too
34:22Alright you little miscreants
34:24Listen up
34:43And then there was one
34:47All the best bands
34:48Break up right before their first performance
34:59So
34:59How's the solo career going?
35:03I don't want to perform by myself
35:05And you're not going to be alone
35:06Well I'll be right there supporting you
35:09Even if I screw up?
35:10Especially if you screw it up
35:13Better go get ready
35:22Not bad Matthews
35:24They are going to love him
35:28For what it's worth
35:31I always knew you could pull off a miracle
35:42Camp Evergreen Talent Show
35:48Let's get this circus started
36:01Up next, all the way from Pine Ridge Cabin, Connor Rutley!
36:25I don't wanna play if you don't Got the feeling in your eyes Twenty touchdowns in a row Don't deserve
36:37you in my life Feels like diamonds Yesterday were falling on the ground Now you want me
36:50I've been found
37:05That performance wasn't half bad. Appreciate it. Connor really stepped up. Yeah, kids got guts.
37:19Takes the right kind of push to bring that out of the people. Not everybody's good at timing that push
37:24though.
37:28Is this still about Connor? I don't know. Maybe I'm just thinking out loud.
37:36Why don't you use your words this time, big guy?
37:39Alright.
37:42You ever stop to wonder if she's looking for something that you could never be?
37:48You ever stop to wonder that maybe you had your chance and you missed it?
37:54Some people get caught up. Doesn't mean that they don't care.
38:01Caring is not the same as showing up.
38:05She's a smart girl.
38:08She'll figure it out.
38:13Yeah, she will.
38:23You really came through for Connor tonight.
38:26Wasn't about me.
38:29Maybe it was even about you.
38:32You know, you used to look at me like you believed in me.
38:40I never stop.
38:52I can't.
38:54Noah.
38:55I'm sorry.
39:03So, who'd you make out with this time?
39:06Hmm?
39:10What?
39:12We've been on a walk and it just...
39:15happened.
39:17Rookie mistake.
39:18It always starts with a walk.
39:20But you know,
39:22the second it happened,
39:25I didn't want it.
39:28It felt forced, like neither of us wanted it.
39:34I don't want to be this girl anymore.
39:38You're still figuring it out.
39:40That's allowed, you know.
39:58Rhett dated my sister.
40:02Hey.
40:04You were in love with her.
40:11But it was one-sided.
40:13So what?
40:15She didn't want you.
40:17And then I showed up and I was close enough.
40:21No.
40:22It stopped being about her.
40:24A long time.
40:25But it started there!
40:28Rhett,
40:28it is so hard to stand out
40:32when you've lived in Sierra's orbit
40:34your entire life!
40:39I never meant to make you feel like you were second best.
40:56Can I come in?
41:03I've looked up to Sierra my whole life.
41:08And I guess somewhere along the way,
41:10I stopped admiring her
41:13and started wanting to be her.
41:18And I don't know who I am without chasing her.
41:23I know who you are.
41:26I know who you are.
41:27You're Noah James.
41:30Insanely smart.
41:32Compassionate.
41:34Beautiful.
41:37Why are you like this?
41:40I want to be.
41:42For you.
42:00What are you doing?
42:01Yes.
42:06It's beautiful.
42:08Yeah, of course.
42:09You got...
42:15Meet me after lights out.
42:17Again, with the mystery meetups.
42:19You love it.
42:21The dark, midnight.
42:22I'll bring the gummy worms.
42:25Romance isn't dead.
42:38Hey.
42:40You good?
42:42No.
42:45I lost my necklace.
42:47I've looked everywhere.
42:49I know it's stupid.
42:51Hey.
42:51It's not stupid.
42:55Let's go find it.
43:10Don't worry.
43:11We'll find it, okay?
43:12Yo, you guys hunting ghosts or...?
43:15I lost my necklace.
43:17Do you need backup?
43:20I know exactly where to look next.
43:32there it is
43:37thanks for helping me find it guys
43:38of course
43:40head back to the cabin okay
43:44he's got your flair for the dramatic
43:47I'm starting to think that you're rubbing off on them
43:50I gotta say you look awfully good tonight
43:53Rhett shut up
43:55come on
44:08how was your late night rendezvous
44:10how did you
44:13shit
44:17hey
44:19I am so sorry
44:21it's okay
44:22no actually it's not
44:24I didn't mean to
44:25no it's fine
44:27seriously you don't owe me anything
44:30it's not that I didn't want to be there
44:32I had to help
44:33Noah
44:34it's okay
44:35I mean it
44:37I'm sure whatever you and Rhett
44:39were doing was way more important
44:44just thought you were different
45:11this is getting depressing
45:12Operation Reboot
45:14you in
45:16Jude where are we going
45:26no
45:27I should go
45:32sit down
45:33both of you
45:50well
45:51Jude was right
45:53it must have been pretty bad
45:56for the Rutledge brothers
45:57to do all this
45:58and they stepped up
46:00so you know what
46:01I dedicate this song
46:02to them
46:15follow the trees
46:18through the mountains
46:20and the moonlit starry night
46:33bye
46:58You've got a minute.
47:02I just wanted to say
47:06I've seen how you are with her
47:08and how she is with you.
47:12Just don't screw it up.
47:15I don't plan to.
47:17Good.
47:20Because when she lets her guard down
47:23it's not just some casual thing.
47:24It's like a truss fall from 20 feet up.
47:31I'm not going to let her fall.
47:36Are you trying to steal my hoodie?
47:40I didn't steal it.
47:42It migrated.
47:44Keep it.
47:46It already smells like your shampoo anyway.
47:49Okay.
47:50But if I wear it
47:52you start to get all nostalgic and teary
47:55it's on you.
47:57I'll take that race.
48:08Okay guys.
48:10Before we get started
48:11I have a little surprise for you all.
48:13It better not be another game
48:14of strip bullshit.
48:17Sounds like some poor life decisions
48:19were made while I was gone.
48:21I'm proud.
48:23Sierra!
48:27Best campfire storyteller
48:29goes to Rhett!
48:33And finally
48:34this year's
48:35Camp Evergreen
48:36MVP
48:37goes to a counselor
48:39who started this summer
48:40with a chip on her shoulder
48:41and somehow
48:42is leaving here
48:43with half of the camp
48:45calling her a legend.
48:46Noah James
48:48come on down.
49:13Hey.
49:14Hi. I just wanted to say thank you.
49:22For what?
49:23For letting me love you.
49:26You'll always be one of my favorite what ifs.
49:35Hey, what's going on?
49:40I just bought you a little extra summer.
49:44Don't waste it.
49:47You are a lot mushier than people give you credit for.
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