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مسلسل 007: Road to a Million مترجم - Episode 1
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01:00What the hell?
01:02Looked for the highest point
01:05Up on those buildings?
01:07By the church bell?
01:08Unless it's the crane
01:09The crane?
01:11Yeah, there's something sticking out of there
01:15Oh my god
01:24If you put ordinary people into a James Bond adventure
01:30Would they crumble?
01:34Fold like a pack of cards?
01:37Or would some rise to the challenge?
01:40If given the right encouragement?
01:43Look at this way
01:44We're so close
01:46So close
01:48What would people
01:49Go to the ends of the earth for?
01:53Here we go again, brother
01:55For love?
01:58For family?
02:02I'm getting a signal on the left, dad
02:04Yeah
02:04On the... dad
02:06There's no left turn
02:07There's no left turn
02:08Sam, this is rear-wheel drive
02:10Dad, go!
02:12No
02:14If our world has taught us anything
02:21The best way to motivate people
02:26Is with money
02:43Nine million pounds
02:49Nine pairs of real people
02:57One million
02:58One million
02:58For each of them
02:59One million
03:02One million
03:05For each of them
03:07I've placed
03:08Ten questions
03:09Around the world
03:12I'm wondering
03:13Hello?
03:15Find them
03:15Hello?
03:17Answer them
03:20Win a million pounds
03:24A million pounds, Matt
03:26What wouldn't you do?
03:49The only thing standing in their way
03:53Is me
04:42Do this
04:47Because thisraktising
05:37Let's start with these two.
05:40James and Joey Bone, the Bone Brothers of South London.
05:46Some of those mountains there look a bit northern, don't they?
05:48I'm probably naughty.
05:51It's frightening.
05:53It's a little daunting, but...
05:54Have we got to climb that?
06:16We're definitely not in Croydon anymore, Jimmy boy.
06:26That phone's ringing.
06:30PHONE RINGS
06:33Hello?
06:36PHONE RINGS
06:36The first question is for £5,000.
06:40First question, £5,000.
06:42Okey-doke.
06:42But you have to find it.
06:43But you have to find it.
06:44Cross the hills behind this telephone box.
06:47Cross the hills behind this telephone box.
06:49Until you reach the Rocky Mountain.
06:51Until you reach the Rocky Mountain.
06:54Climb it.
06:56Climb it.
06:56On the other side, descend to the sea cove.
07:04That's it.
07:07That's it?
07:07That's it.
07:08That's it.
07:09Behind this is the Rocky Mountain.
07:11Climb that and descend to the sea cove.
07:15I'm guessing that's it.
07:17All right.
07:18Well...
07:18Do you want to try and find somewhere that's a bit easier to cross?
07:21Or are you going to go straight for it?
07:23Do you want to hold me hand?
07:24Hold your hand?
07:25It's like being a little boy again, isn't it?
07:28Who's holding mine?
07:29I fed you.
07:31That's me 42-year-old brother.
07:34The skinny jeans, not really the apparel that we want.
07:39These are me best jeans at all.
07:47I'd like to think we're both reasonably intelligent.
07:50I've got good general knowledge.
07:52And also, a drive to reach the goal.
07:57You might lose your mummy.
07:58That's the point.
07:59Yeah.
08:00We might take your mummy.
08:04One step at a time, but...
08:05But that is looking daunting.
08:07Yeah, no, mate.
08:08That ain't going to be no easy task.
08:10Look at that.
08:11That's a sheep.
08:11That's a sheep.
08:12No.
08:13He's seen better days, hasn't he?
08:17My brother's always kind of looked out for me.
08:20There's a few instances where we would have had a little scrap,
08:23but, you know, when you're like nine,
08:25trying to fight a 15-year-old,
08:26I don't fancy my chances, you know what I mean?
08:30Fucking hell, Joe, there's a snake.
08:32Jesus.
08:34It's an adder.
08:35You can hear it hissing.
08:37It's getting a bit nervous.
08:37It's going to come for us, yeah.
08:39That's madness, isn't it?
08:40When he was a baby, he was really chunky.
08:43Like, he had a...
08:44He looked like a tortoise.
08:45That's what I used to call him, a tortoise.
08:47Like, he was really round and he had a big round head.
08:51Me and my sister, where we were older, we just used to carry him about.
08:55I remember my mum saying, he's never going to learn to walk.
08:59I mean, look at the mist.
09:00It's like out of the Baskervilles.
09:02We're almost in giant country, look.
09:04What's up with the clouds?
09:07There was always money problems and that growing up.
09:11When I was four, my mum and dad got divorced.
09:16Like, if you're living in a house anxious about money,
09:18there's always, like, that element of stress.
09:21It almost seemed intangible that you would actually have
09:24like, a load of dough.
09:33You are constantly thinking of what about next week
09:36if work dries up?
09:37What about in two months' time if something happens?
09:42The bottom of the back, the knees...
09:45Starting to kick in.
09:45And the calves are screaming.
09:49A million pounds, it's a life-changing amount.
09:5660-40 split, I'm sure I'd be fine with James, you know.
10:01This looks like a cove.
10:03Yeah, this is covey, isn't it?
10:06There's a bag.
10:07Is it like...
10:08Nearly done my angle.
10:14What are we looking for?
10:16A signal or...?
10:17I genuinely don't know.
10:22Something that looks...
10:25Unusual.
10:26You know?
10:27Something that looks like it shouldn't be there.
10:33The sea cove is his word, so are we going more into the sea?
10:39I can't see anything immediately in front of us,
10:42unless I'm absolutely losing the plot.
10:44We're tired now.
10:45Physically, I'm knackered.
10:47Do you know what? I ain't gonna lie, I actually feel alright.
10:49You're six years younger than me, though.
10:53I don't.
10:53In between those rocks.
10:55I can see them.
10:56But there's something there.
10:57There's something there.
10:59You've got to pull that in.
11:00It must be on a box or something.
11:04Do it sharp, right?
11:06Yeah, bit by bit.
11:07Are we moving it or not?
11:09I don't think we are.
11:11Shall I just go in?
11:12I'm just going.
11:15I should have taped my clothes off.
11:18Oh, it's going to hit me knackers in a minute.
11:21I'm trying to see how far it goes.
11:23Is the chain on the floor?
11:24Can you see it?
11:29Do you want me to come in as well?
11:34How easy we thought that was,
11:36we'd just pull that chain in.
11:39I'm pulling it as well.
11:40There ain't a lot of foot in here, you know.
11:46I can see something.
11:47It's here.
11:49I'm moving it.
11:56Is this ain't there at the end?
11:57It's here.
11:58Oh, you got it?
11:59Oh, sweet.
12:00Well done, boy.
12:11Oh.
12:13Jesus Christ.
12:18Pull that.
12:18Just pull that one.
12:19Pull that out.
12:20That's it.
12:20Yeah, there you go.
12:22Joe, if we don't get this bloody question right now.
12:24That's it.
12:24We're done.
12:25We're done.
12:26We're done.
12:26We're done.
12:34We're done.
12:34Push.
12:36There you go.
12:36What's that?
12:36Push it to the side.
12:38Perfect.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:42Oh, mate.
12:43Proper bit of kit.
12:50You're in the Inner Hebrides,
12:52some of the most rugged and beautiful islands in the world.
12:56Buried here are said to be the remains of over 40 Scottish kings who ruled these lands in the Dark
13:04Ages.
13:04One of these kings was immortalized by Shakespeare.
13:09What was that king's name?
13:12Hamlet?
13:14Richard III?
13:17Macbeth?
13:17Yes.
13:24Hamlet definitely was a Danish.
13:26Hamlet's the either one who speaks to the skull, innit?
13:29Yeah.
13:30Hamlet was a prince for a start.
13:31But Beth's the witches, innit?
13:33The witches are around him and all that.
13:34Yeah, but Beth's not this.
13:36Well, I get that, with the name Matt.
13:37But the thing is...
13:39Is Richard III a Shakespeare play?
13:41Yeah.
13:41Yeah, I mean...
13:44Richard III is the disabled king.
13:47Well, you're the English...
13:49I'm not trying to put it on me.
13:50No, no, no.
13:50Put it on me, but...
13:52I don't remember anything about him being Scottish.
13:54I feel like he's an English king.
13:57The only thing that makes me think it's Richard III is Richard III is one of Shakespeare's historical plays
14:02which are based on real kings, i.e. Henry IV, Henry V, Richard III.
14:08Macbeth is a tragedy.
14:11Yeah.
14:11Just like Romeo and Juliet.
14:14Just things like that.
14:14Which wasn't real.
14:15Where Shakespeare's historical plays are based on real figures.
14:21This is where, after an eight-hour trek, your brain's gone.
14:24No, no, but it's not Hamlet.
14:26That's up the window.
14:26It's just like the...
14:27Between B or C, innit?
14:28Now, as someone who's not as well-read as you regarding Shakespeare, English and whatever, you know, I know Macbeth.
14:40I've heard of him.
14:41I know he's a Scottish guy.
14:43But is he a real person?
14:46Was he a king?
14:48But he did come...
14:49He was based in the Dark Ages.
14:51That's the thing, mate.
14:52Richard III.
14:52What's Richard III?
14:53Now it's the winter of our discontent.
14:55That's Richard III.
14:56Why?
14:57That is, you know that famous...
14:58Well, as I said to you before, I'm not as well-read as you, but...
15:00It's a famous...
15:01So, Richard the Lionheart, who's that?
15:03That's not Richard III, I don't think.
15:05I might, but Richard III was a king that basically was deformed.
15:10My brain's gone to mush.
15:15Sometimes you've got to go with the obvious answer, and Macbeth is Scottish.
15:18You know what I mean?
15:20Shall we go with the obvious answer, then?
15:26Oh, fucking hell.
15:36I just don't know, mate.
15:37I mean, I...
15:39To go through all of that, what we've gone through, even pulling it out of the water,
15:45to ask a question like that...
15:49I've got no clue.
15:50I would say Macbeth.
15:54If we weren't given multiple choice, it was just a question...
15:58Just go with it.
15:58I'd say Macbeth.
15:59Just go with it, because...
16:00I'm scared.
16:01I know, so am I, but...
16:02I'm scared.
16:05A lot of money, man.
16:08A lot of money.
16:09Forget the firecrack.
16:11Oh, man.
16:12It's a proper, proper...
16:15Oh, no.
16:19In front of you are three smoke grenades.
16:23A, B, and C.
16:26Green smoke is the right answer.
16:29Red smoke is the wrong answer.
16:32Yeah, yeah, go for C.
16:33You sure?
16:34Go for it.
16:35All right.
16:35Go for it, go for it.
16:36If it's wrong, it's wrong.
16:37I mean...
16:38You know...
16:45All right, so I'll be going to see Macbeth.
16:56Yes!
17:01Thanks God for that.
17:03I never doubted you, mate.
17:05I doubted myself, mate.
17:06Don't worry about that.
17:07Oh.
17:07You just go for the...
17:08Oh, Scottish Macbeth.
17:10Why do I always have to, like, make something more of it than it has to be?
17:13I don't think I've ever been so stressed out in my whole life.
17:18The next question is for £10,000.
17:24It's six miles away.
17:30To get there, you'll find a car on the other side of this headland.
17:36Hold on.
17:39An old Land Rover.
17:43Go east, across the mountains, to a farm in the village of Torrin.
17:53Yeah.
17:53Well, this track's going to take us up onto the main...
17:56Drag.
17:57Drag, hopefully, isn't it?
17:58Yeah.
17:58Put your foot down.
18:03The hares are running.
18:13Two nurses.
18:20Friends.
18:24Ex-cops.
18:25If you thought that was easy, look at the next one.
18:31This is your fault, I know.
18:33I'm gonna kill you.
18:34I'm gonna kill you.
18:36A father and son.
18:42A married couple.
18:48A cross-section of Britain today, if you will.
18:54The last of the party.
18:59The sisters.
19:03Sana and Saika.
19:06Fresh out the box.
19:09We just graduated last year from uni.
19:12I did three years of economics, pure economics.
19:15And, yeah, I studied design engineering.
19:17I am currently working as a process engineer.
19:21I'm a fraud analyst. I work at a bank.
19:26Those are called meanders.
19:27It's the force of the water is so strong that it erodes the river bank.
19:31And they split it up only on one side.
19:33And that's why it, like, has a curving shape.
19:35We learnt this in geography at GCSE.
19:38Isn't nature so cool?
19:53Oh, my God.
19:55Oh, this is massive.
20:02What are we doing?
20:03Jeez, it's so vast.
20:05Oh, my God.
20:06What are we doing?
20:16Is it ringing?
20:18It's ringing.
20:20Wait, are we...
20:26Hello?
20:26The first question is for £5,000.
20:30Nice question.
20:31But you have to find it.
20:33But you have to find it.
20:34Behind this telephone box is a river.
20:36Behind this telephone box, there's a river.
20:38Cross it.
20:39Then make your way across the glacier.
20:43Until you reach the mountain.
20:45And at the top, there's a small loch.
20:48Oh!
20:53What did he say? Say it again.
20:55He said, behind the river...
20:56Behind the river, erm...
20:58There's a mountain.
20:59Get to the top of the mountain.
21:02Did he say get to the top of the mountain?
21:03Oh, mate, already?
21:04I was saying it loudly!
21:19We're only one and a half years apart.
21:23But I did always look up to my assistant.
21:25I think I still do to this very day.
21:27We're going up the mountain.
21:28No, because come, come, come.
21:29Look.
21:29Can you see that?
21:30What?
21:31That's the set of rocks that we saw the path going up.
21:33But why not just cut through here and go...
21:35Because that seems like it's more, like, level with the wall.
21:37Because that was the rocks that we saw going all the way up.
21:39It's just a wall.
21:39Yeah, so we can at least hold it and go up.
21:42OK, do you want to try that way?
21:43Do you want to try that instead?
21:43Yeah, OK, let's try your way.
21:46Oh!
21:47OK.
21:48Let's go.
21:51As an older sister, I used to guard her like, like, like a gold.
21:57I wouldn't let anyone touch her, anyone come near her.
21:59I love you.
22:00You are me.
22:02We are a happy family.
22:05We are the baby car.
22:10Being around Saika helps bring out a bit more of a confident side in me.
22:15Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
22:17Careful.
22:19Holy shit!
22:20Oh, no!
22:25So you're saying this way, not that way, right?
22:27Yeah, I'm thinking that, yeah.
22:31We were a very tight-knit family.
22:33What was the clue?
22:34Let's go back through the clue again.
22:35We spent a lot of our free time inside the house just doing board games.
22:38Are you 100% sure it was that man's and not the one behind us?
22:41Yeah, right.
22:42Is that all it said?
22:46My parents, when we leave the house, they're like,
22:49text us when you've left, text us when you get into the car,
22:51and when the car's dropped you off.
22:53And whilst that was all well and good,
22:55it also meant that I didn't really understand what the real world was like.
22:59Come on.
23:01I want to put myself in uncomfortable situations.
23:07Right behind you.
23:09Yeah?
23:11Freezing.
23:12This way?
23:20Look, it's just getting taller.
23:22Oh.
23:22Are we just, okay, that one.
23:24That's where we're going.
23:26Oh, where the hell is this lock?
23:41What's that?
23:42What?
23:42That.
23:43Is that too small to be a lock?
23:45What are you pointing to?
23:48There's lots of water there.
23:50Oh my God.
23:51This is the most water I've seen.
23:54Please.
23:56Please be the one, man.
23:58I cannot.
24:00I've genuinely lost all hope at this point.
24:03There's nothing, like, sticking out to me.
24:05Is there anything sticking out to you?
24:07It doesn't seem like it's obvious.
24:10This looks bigger though.
24:11Yeah, this looks like a...
24:14No.
24:17Top of the mountain.
24:19There is a lock.
24:20There you will find your question.
24:21There you will find your question.
24:25How about I be the leader?
24:27Oh!
24:39Wait, which way are we going, Sana?
24:40That way or that way?
24:43Uh...
24:45That looks more like a mountain to me.
24:47That's right.
24:48No more mountains.
24:57This mountain is cruel.
25:00It's tricking us.
25:01It's...
25:02No.
25:03The mountain's fine.
25:04It's the man.
25:05The man that's cruel.
25:06The voice.
25:09I think the voice is not on our side.
25:17Don't take it personally.
25:23This track's going to take us up onto the main drag.
25:26Drag, hopefully, innit?
25:29I'm still getting over that question.
25:31I mean, Jesus Christ.
25:32Oh, mate.
25:35That's just...
25:36That's just conked.
25:37I've not even done anything.
25:39Gonna flood the engine.
25:40You've got your foot all the way down though,
25:42isn't it?
25:43You got the handbrake?
25:44It has nothing to do with the handbrake.
25:45No, I'm saying, it's going backwards.
25:48No, it's not going.
25:55It's a goner, mate.
25:57That's run out of diesel.
25:58There's no diesel in the thing.
26:02Oh, mate.
26:03Leave it out.
26:04Find a car.
26:07He's wanted us up.
26:09No, it's not...
26:10That's doing nothing.
26:10It gives us the promise of a car.
26:12Where are you going to get there?
26:13So we might as well just walk.
26:19Ah!
26:21Oh, mate.
26:22Now we've got to walk six miles.
26:24You think what he's done to us today, like,
26:26promise the mountain over the hill ends up a full-blown seven-hour trip.
26:33I think I've walked more today than I have in the last two years.
26:38Well, you keep saying you want it to get out a bit.
26:45All right, so Torrin...
26:47We're looking for a farm.
26:48We need the farm.
26:53Well, we're thinking like a working farm, though.
26:56Well...
26:58Well, look, we're going into a farm here.
27:00This is what I'm saying.
27:03This is a farm.
27:05Without a doubt.
27:07We're in the right vicinity.
27:10We're definitely in the right vicinity.
27:13Where's the question?
27:18Oh, mate.
27:19Oh, mate.
27:20These are some proper motors, these, isn't they?
27:27Reminds me of Dad's old Capri, this one.
27:30Look at that roller.
27:33That is a proper car.
27:38We've got to find the box.
27:39Or whatever it is.
27:43What about underneath?
27:45We're looking for...
27:46Oh, hello.
27:47Oh, hello.
27:47Hello.
27:49Hit the play button.
27:52This is a Rolls-Royce Phantom Three.
27:57A triumph of British engineering.
28:00Made when King George VI was on the throne.
28:05And this is King George's most famous speech.
28:09Over and over again, we have tried to find a peaceful way out of the differences between ourselves and those
28:26who are now our enemies.
28:32But it has been invaded.
28:38For £10,000, King George's speech was made on the eve of which event?
28:45A, the First World War.
28:48B, the Second World War.
28:51C, the DJ landings.
28:59You ever seen the film The King's Speech?
29:01With Colin Firth?
29:02Yeah, yeah.
29:03So that's Queen Elizabeth's dad.
29:06His brother, David, is the one who abdicated with Wallace Simpson.
29:10And he obviously had a stutter, you know.
29:12He's struggling in the speech there.
29:12Yeah, he had the stutter, yeah.
29:13It's World War Two.
29:14And it's not the First World War.
29:16No, the First World War was, I think, King George.
29:19I know what the speech is, but I don't know what he's talking about.
29:22Yeah, he's been forced into work.
29:23I'm pretty...
29:26And again, we should just go with what we think.
29:27It's World War Two.
29:28You know what I mean?
29:29If it's D-Day landings, it's D-Day landings.
29:31Okay, let's not overthink it.
29:32You know, we've tried to overthink it before.
29:33Let's do it.
29:34World War Two.
29:34Let's not overthink it.
29:35Right, B, wasn't it?
29:45For 10,000 pounds, you have selected answer B.
29:53Your answer is...
30:07Correct.
30:08Yay!
30:09Yay!
30:11Get in there, son.
30:26This is a bit more like it, brother.
30:28This is a bit more like it.
30:47How is the old Italian?
30:49Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu
30:51-bu-bu-bu.
30:51so before we start trying to give it some del boy Italian with let's ask if
30:56they speak English yeah definitely instantly if we can get some you know
31:00communicating straight away if we need to I let her in glazing gratis in there
31:16Gratty
31:17Buongiorno the next question is for 25,000 pounds 25 grand you'll find it on a street called
31:28Fondamenta Nova we want a street Fonda Dementa Nova now in a villa called Donna
31:35Dalla Rosa in a villa Donna Dalla Rosa on the second floor you have 60 minutes to
31:45reach the question we've got one hour to reach that question Donna Dalla Rosa yeah
31:50on this street Donna Dalla what's the street I couldn't get it it was too too
31:56quick Fonda Fonda Fonda Valanova was it something like that Fonda what's the
32:03name of the villa Donna Dalla Rosa
32:08me excuse it excuse me paletta English a little bit what was the name of the
32:14street Jeff I can't remember the name of the street dollar Dalla Nova but there's
32:18a there's a villa there's a we're looking for a villa Donna Dalla Rosa you know
32:25you know it no no no where maybe I um I'm not sure got an hour well now it's got
32:34to be relatively
32:35close so don't go crazy look at your signs Fonda they are fundamental fundamental I think the area
32:43might be fondamenta yeah yeah fundamental it was it was it del lovo no it's fundamental they'll know
32:53be fondi mentee Novi Della Novi yeah that's what it sounded like on the phone yeah well I could just
32:59about graphs the English language so the Italian language you know I've only I've only been here 20
33:05minutes on journal we are looking for a street could fondamenta Nova construct cross the bridge
33:14straight that's it that's it have a lovely day did she say but what did she say did she came
33:35back
33:35cross the bridge and go right you spoke to her yeah but we're both in it together aren't we straight
33:41on
33:41to the water she said palo anglaise see we are looking for a street called fondamenta Nova yes you
33:52know where yeah you just passed it it's right there oh I mean it's my this is it it's a
33:58rabbit warren
34:06oh that is cold come on but I think we're close my hands are like numb they're so cold
34:23oh where are you going what there it is oh oh my god only the 76th of all we've seen
34:40today oh my god
34:44what did he say specifically he said there's a lock and there will be your question yeah yeah swim
34:49swim in you got this I'm here for moral support oh this is so cold don't think about the cold
35:01oh my shoes are getting stuck
35:05do I just pull it out there's nothing around it you're kidding me wait no there's something
35:14I know there's something there but I don't know if that's it should I come in with you
35:22where is it oh anything no something you got it no why don't you feel around on the floor
35:38oh oh oh you got it no but my feet are stuck you scope this side and I'll scope this
35:46side
35:46just like feel around on your feet oh oh oh yo hold on hold on I got I got stuff
35:55on the side
35:55remove your hand just I got it I got it that feels like a rock no it's not is it
36:01not
36:05yes oh my god don't let it go that's so heavy
36:16I'm stuck okay
36:20let's go
36:25oh my bike all right this better be worth it
36:36yeah yeah you ready for this
36:43for thousands of years these spectacular mountains protected the clans who lived here providing a
36:53natural fortress against invasion in 84 AD an invading army tried to conquer these lands and failed for five thousand
37:06pounds who were they
37:10oh my god the huns the romans the Vikings well the Vikings were here right they they were like they're
37:24part of Scotland's history so they obviously didn't need to like if they conquered it they didn't
37:28fail I don't think yeah I agree let's scrap the Vikings then I think I'm pretty confident that it's either
37:33the Huns or the Romans the Romans I
37:36don't think ever got to Scotland did they okay where did the Romans actually invade like when they tried to
37:41expand they tried to expand too quickly or something and they couldn't and then they lost a lot of the
37:44warriors so it's possible they
37:46lost some of them I lost some of them I lost some of them I lost some of them in
37:47Scotland I don't know who the Huns are though neither I've never heard of them before I don't know why
37:54I got to say the Romans but that's just because I don't know what the Huns are
37:58oh you want to go Romans is it how do you think I was going Huns really well we don't
38:05know anything about them but we know that it couldn't be the Romans right it could be why not
38:10you're the history geek no not for this sort of stuff this is so specific I'm so bad at history
38:15this is something that I trust you with and I think you should trust your gut your gut said the
38:20Romans right
38:22yeah okay we don't know anything about the Huns do we no I think we'll go for it
38:30yeah I'm just trying to think was there anything about the Romans in Scotland was there anything 84 AD do
38:36you know anything about wait 84 AD as in
38:44the Romans were before weren't they after I don't know was it AD I want to say it was oh
38:50do you think it was
38:50even BC I think the Romans were all BC really yeah it must have been because that was before like
38:55Christianity right
38:58I don't know I must have been think about it why were they all believing in like their own like
39:03the whole Roman mythology Christ might not met Christ might not have reached I think it's the Huns
39:09really yeah we're switching like BC just makes more sense with the Romans
39:12what do you think yeah that makes sense to me if you think it was before before Christ and that
39:16makes sense to me
39:17I still don't know who the Huns are so
39:26just just do it the Huns
39:31let's go yeah okay
39:38oh I don't know okay Huns God I don't know this is so stressful
39:50yeah yeah I'm literally gonna break down right now I don't know
39:55we've made this decision together yeah I that's okay okay so do you want to pull it
40:00no I don't want to yeah you pull it
40:06pull it out yeah
40:09you're not getting a change of life
40:11oh god now
40:18oh no
40:19oh no
40:20no shit
40:25oh no
40:32it's okay
40:32it's fine
40:34it's fine
40:37it's fine
40:38it's fine
40:38it's okay
40:42hey
40:43let's go
40:54poor lasses
40:57there you go
41:02oh that was a short run huh
41:05yeah
41:06damn
41:07that's okay
41:08alright
41:09well
41:21bye
41:33we do it for time
41:37whoo
41:38Cala Longa to Katerina
41:40fundamental Nova
41:41sweet
41:42sweet as a nut
41:42alright
41:43right so Donna Dalla Rosa
41:46Donna Dalla Rosa
41:47Donna Tella Rosa
41:48alright here we go this looks a little bit more promising
41:52no that's not it
41:53no that's not it
41:54is it a famous feelable is it
41:55here
41:56oh no Donna
41:57Ponte Donna
41:58Donna Dalla Rosa
41:59Donna Dalla Rosa
42:00Donna Dalla Rosa
42:00got it
42:02hey
42:02yes
42:03get in there
42:05happy days
42:06right
42:09next thing
42:13on the second floor we've got to get up onto the second floor
42:16bonjour
42:17hello
42:17hello
42:18let's slip round the site
42:21back entrance
42:23right
42:24well
42:25there's a scaffold
42:26that's what I'm saying
42:27so
42:35do you want to have a shifty over the wall
42:38is there a way down
42:40I definitely ain't jumping it
42:42you alright coming up
42:43there's a rope here
42:45give me a little bit of
42:46slack
42:47yeah
42:52you can definitely tell that you work in an office
42:59you got it tight
43:00yeah
43:00yeah
43:02there's a bench here
43:04alright
43:05lovely
43:07there's an open window up here
43:09is there?
43:10yeah
43:11there
43:14got it
43:15job done
43:16cool
43:17I think we've got to get up through a window
43:18Adam
43:19but how
43:21hey I know
43:22it's cushy
43:23nice bit
43:23nice bit of level
43:25okay
43:26up
43:27and expand
43:28mind your fingers
43:29yeah okay
43:31and then
43:31what you hook it onto that
43:32yeah that's it
43:33yeah
43:33you foot it
43:34yeah
43:35yeah
43:36yeah
43:42you're still putting it
43:43you're getting
43:44you're getting a bit of shaking
43:47oh wow
43:48Jimmy boy
43:49looking good
43:50you're gonna love it in here mate
43:55I wouldn't be so sure
43:58you alright?
43:59yeah
44:00good man
44:01alright mate no time to admire it
44:02we've got eight minutes
44:06ooh
44:09ooh
44:10you could go down a rabbit hole here
44:14the er
44:15the history and that in here is unbelievable
44:18I know
44:18just keep your eyes peeled
44:21it's gonna be some again
44:27no
44:28fighting to touch anything
44:29I know
44:30you know
44:31hold on
44:36oh
44:37Jesus
44:39look at the size of that
44:41mate
44:42oh my god
44:43alright okay
44:44listen I'm just gonna do this
44:45just be careful of him
44:46don't hurt him
44:47he's resting up against him
44:48isn't it so
44:50there you go
44:50he's having a little move
44:52you stay there bro
44:53he's alright
44:53he can have a little snooze in there
44:55lovely snake innit
44:56alright let's do it
44:56on that table
44:59there we go
45:02oh
45:02there we go
45:03that's it
45:05there he goes
45:10in the hills of central Italy
45:12there is a pagan festival
45:14a celebration
45:16of the snake catchers
45:18where they worship snakes
45:20like this boa constrictor
45:22like this boa constrictor
45:24this snake could crush a human to death
45:26in seconds
45:29for 25,000 pounds
45:34what's the length of this snake?
45:37jesus
45:38jesus
45:39oh mate
45:42185 centimetres
45:46220 centimetres
45:50265 centimetres
45:52well you and me
45:53about 190
45:54yeah
45:54we're closer to that
45:56have another look at it
45:58see just looking at him
46:01I think he looks shorter than us
46:04yeah but we've got to do it properly
46:06yeah
46:06let's go
46:07you want to get him out?
46:14I think you've got to do it firmly
46:15his muscles are just next level
46:17I don't want to upset him
46:18well no but if you're tickling him
46:20he's getting wound up
46:21you've got to do it all in one motion
46:24that's it
46:25and don't
46:26now don't
46:26I don't think you should pull him out
46:27no I'm not pulling him out
46:28but you've got to give him a
46:29oh he's heavy
46:30he's heavy mate
46:31he's heavy
46:32he's heavy
46:32right
46:33okay
46:35he's heavy
46:35hold on let him lay on the floor
46:37just get that tape measure
46:38quickly
46:40just let him like
46:41let him wiggle out
46:42let him sort of
46:43he's not going to wiggle out
46:44he's going to
46:45yeah look I'm trying to ease him out length
46:46hold tight
46:47I'm going to stick my glasses on
46:48hold on hold on
46:49keep him there
46:50running around
46:51strangling him
46:52I'm not strangling him
46:53he wants to strangle us
46:55right
46:55you've got to hold it on his
46:56on his head
46:57Joe he's a fucking snake
46:59like
47:00he's pulling away
47:01get around there quickly
47:02hold on
47:02I've got to
47:02come back round
47:04to there
47:07he's 185
47:08you sure
47:08oh that and he's 185
47:09hold on he's trying
47:10he's pulling away yeah
47:11just keep it on in there
47:13this is not what I envisaged
47:14when I came to Venice
47:15you're not right at his snout though
47:17I know you don't want to be near his
47:19that might be near his snout
47:20but I need you to like
47:21near the business end
47:24right he's laying low
47:25so just do it quickly
47:27you got the snout
47:28yeah I've got the snout
47:29I've got it this side
47:30right so
47:30so you've got to basically wiggle
47:31I'm trying to do it
47:32but I'm losing his tail see
47:33I need to pull his tail down here
47:35there's a good boy
47:37there's a good boy
47:38he'll be a girl
47:38try and relax him
47:39try and relax him
47:40try and relax him
47:41you've got to let him do what
47:43he wants to do as well
47:43220 now
47:45do it one more time
47:46oh bloody hell
47:47go on
47:48this is the moment
47:50because he's doing this
47:50alright what is it
47:52now I've got 255
47:53push it in
47:54to the
47:55well maybe it's 255 then
47:57no but it's not on
47:57that's two
47:58it's 185
48:00225
48:00or 265
48:02alright you know Joe
48:03just calm yourself down here
48:04now I've got 246
48:07obviously I'm losing it around here
48:08alright we need to get this right
48:10I don't know
48:11I've got so now I've got like 230
48:14well that's closer to 225
48:16have you come down
48:17you've come down a bit haven't you
48:18alright look
48:19there he goes
48:20there you go
48:21just make sure he don't recoil
48:22on his head
48:24good boy
48:25oh mate
48:26I don't know
48:27I'm plumping for 225
48:29but then as you started
48:31sliding it about
48:32it was getting more and more
48:34220
48:35I think it is
48:35but
48:37I honestly don't know
48:40it's either 220
48:42or 265
48:44alright mate
48:45alright so listen
48:46I had 252 and 256
48:48I think I messed
48:49that's right
48:49we're well over 185
48:52I'm going to go 265
48:54you happy with that?
48:55yeah I think we should go 265
48:58it's more than 265
48:59yeah
49:00265
49:00listen we've had a go
49:01it's not easy
49:03it's not easy
49:03there's only so many times
49:04you can measure a snake
49:06it's not easy
49:06cool
49:07C 265
49:14265
49:14for 25,000 pounds
49:17you selected
49:19answer
49:20C
49:23your answer is
49:25no
49:26no
49:27it's not easy
49:27no
49:27but
49:32you
49:32no
49:36you
49:37see
49:54do
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