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00:07You
00:20Are you Diana
00:28you the one i've been sent
00:39oh it's all there says who you i don't know you it says ivan who says i trust ivan
00:48i don't trust my own fucking granddaughter she's a liar
01:06in the future never hand over the money till you see what you're buying
01:10it's a dead giveaway you knew at this
01:22it's all there sweetheart why i got somewhere to be
01:30maybe now click your heels together three times and get the fuck out of my hair
01:35i like your attitude though
01:52hey hi um i'm so sorry i'm not here for that i am so can you show me some respect
01:59yeah of course of
02:00course i just don't have any cash on me so i just didn't want to engage without the cash
02:04unless you take zelle i'm just waiting on my sister who's dropping off in applications so
02:10wow unbelievable time jack yeah
02:15um six minutes okay i told you you didn't have to wait for ten that's four under what a skill
02:20morgan congratulations can we leave it smells like bleach in here okay yeah okay
02:31you know for a second there i was actually thinking about doing it
02:34you do understand that you can't just sit at the bottom of the pool begging people for money right
02:38you have to like work at it i don't know i'm getting good at this running errands for a strange
02:45russian man yeah okay morgan kind of sure that's great all right it's 6 a.m so i'm gonna just
02:50you're gonna go back to bed okay okay i'm up though did you want to huh do you want to
02:56get food
02:56no
02:57no
02:58no
02:58no
02:59no
03:00no
03:33Where were you?
03:37Where were you?
03:41I had a prisoner in the hospital with double pneumonia.
03:48Who was it?
03:54Jessica.
03:56Jessica's uncle.
03:57I don't know.
03:58I might not have met him.
04:04Go back to bed.
04:09I've really been enjoying staying over here the past few nights.
04:14Me too.
04:22You're worried she's been judging us.
04:28I like to think she's pretty progressive.
04:31That's the most fun she's had in years.
04:36Why is it that religion has such a problem with two people who are in love with each other?
04:52Because God is perfect, but the people who interpret him are not.
05:03So you're really just going to leave me?
05:05I'm sorry, did you say something to me?
05:09Yeah, I said I love you.
05:21I love you too.
05:25Now can you promise me you will honor this moment by having a good day without twisting it into some
05:31kind of problem?
05:34It's so much hotter when you're happy.
05:38Things are good.
05:39They're good.
05:41Gnarly rash.
05:42Gone.
05:42Why did you bring the rash into this?
05:45We were having such a nice moment.
05:47Oh, come here.
05:48Now I'm just going to...
05:50Oh, you...
05:56I'll be right back.
05:56I don't know.
06:06Well, baby.
06:07Let's go.
06:38Are you sure you don't want to keep these? They're her high school yearbooks.
06:40Nicholas, do you want to keep them? Because I have to check out in half an hour.
06:44This is like a hotel for people circling the drain.
06:47Okay.
06:47This is what she wanted. She wasn't attached to anything.
06:51She was a very unromantic, practical woman.
06:54Okay. I mean, she wanted the necklace.
06:56What necklace?
06:59The necklace she was buried in. She wanted that.
07:02Oh, she didn't care about that. That was more for me.
07:04I wanted her to have something nice. Donate.
07:13Holy shit.
07:18Uh, I don't know. An old box of tennis ticket stubs?
07:22Oh, she would want Dina to have those. Set those aside for Dina Caputo.
07:27Sorry, you don't want anything, but you want Dina Caputo to have an old box of tennis ticket stubs?
07:31It was just something that they did together. I have long suspected that your grandmother was a lesbian.
07:38Excuse me?
07:39And that she and Dina would have been together if things had been different. Dina's had that haircut her entire
07:44life. I saw them holding hands once.
07:46What?
07:47I think that's why she was so difficult to deal with. Dad died so young she never remarried. And I
07:53think it was because she was in love with Dina Caputo. Trash.
07:56Ugh. Avoiding intimacy for such a long time can really harden a person, hon, to the point where you fear
08:04any semblance of softness. The truth is everybody deserves love and a good sex life.
08:15Yeah, I mean, you know. I know it's been a while since Dad, but you are more than welcome to
08:22date. There's nothing stopping you from doing that.
08:24I was talking about you.
08:25Me?
08:26You think I'm a hard woman?
08:29No, I don't. You think I'm a hard person?
08:34I think that you have made some very selfless decisions in your life, but if I'm being honest, sometimes I
08:42get scared that your closest relationship is with God. And don't take this the wrong way, honey, but God isn't
08:49touching your body for pleasure.
08:51All right. Ma.
08:52No, honey, I know that it's a sacred relationship, but you know what I'm talking about.
08:58Uh-huh. I mean, yeah, I do, but I have a lot of relationships that I'm grateful for in my
09:09life, okay? I'm choosing happiness, you know? So you don't need to worry about me.
09:17Okay. Well, that's good.
09:18I just felt like I had to say that out loud.
09:20And you did, so...
09:21And I do have sex, Nicholas.
09:24All right. I don't need to hear about that.
09:25But I'm glad that I come across as some spinster who tucks herself into bed every night and says a
09:31prayer.
09:31That's not... I think you're reading into something here.
09:33I am not my mother.
09:34Well, all right.
09:36Hi, Mrs. Morelli. I just wanted to check in and see if you had any idea about your ETD.
09:42I do not. I will come get you when we're finished. And I would have killed for this level of
09:46attentiveness when my mother was actually in this room.
09:51Okay.
09:54Jesus Christ.
09:55Jesus Christ.
09:55What?
09:57What?
09:58Nothing.
09:59What are you looking at?
09:59I'm not looking at anything.
10:00What are you thinking?
10:01I'm not thinking at anything.
10:01No, I know. Turn it off.
10:03Okay.
10:03I have my first debate this afternoon. I have been under a tremendous amount of stress. So that's a very
10:10different situation.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Soft.
10:13Trash.
10:16She's just mean for no reason.
10:20And some of the times, I think it's kind of hot. In like a pain is pleasure kind of way.
10:25But some of the times, you know, I just like, wish that it was easier.
10:29Well, how am I supposed to tell the difference?
10:30Is that a real question or a reaction?
10:34I don't know. Both. I mean, he's calling me mean. I feel the need to defend myself.
10:39Defend yourself. Would you describe the current state of your relationship as combative?
10:44Fuck yeah.
10:46I would describe it as me having opinions and Max throwing tantrums.
10:51When you use words like tantrum, can you see how that can be perceived as an attack on Max?
10:56Thank you. Yeah, you like push me for no reason.
10:59Stop saying that. It's not for no reason. I'm pushing you because maybe deep down, right, I am waiting for
11:06you to push back and you never do. And it is so unattractive. Like, I want you to get mad.
11:11I'm an only child, Morgan. I didn't grow up in some emotional war zone like you did, okay? This is
11:16all that I know. So if that's unattractive to you, fine. Trust me, you can be very unattractive to me
11:23sometimes, too.
11:23Okay, see? This is what I'm talking about.
11:26What are you talking about?
11:27You, sticking up for yourself.
11:29Oh, oh, you want me to talk to you like this all the time?
11:30Not all the time, but sometimes, see, sometimes I am so bored a lot of the time.
11:37Bored. I'm bored.
11:37I'm not saying you're boring. I didn't say.
11:40Okay, okay.
11:44This is good.
11:45But I think we have to bottle this feeling between you two in a way that, well, it's not this.
11:52Relationships are supposed to be a safe place.
11:54And, Morgan, perhaps if you're looking to be challenged, finding outlets outside the relationship might allow for more patience and
12:04warmth with Max, which is a different kind of excitement.
12:09I just want you to look at me the way that you used to look at me.
12:14Okay. I want that, too.
12:16Okay, when she ended things after high school and moved to New York, I thought, wow, what a fucking bitch.
12:21Right?
12:22But also, like, there goes the most interesting person I've ever met.
12:30You're saying it like it's like I did something special. New York is like a 30-minute train ride from
12:36here.
12:36Okay, but people don't just do that, Morgan. They don't just, like, oh, leave home to go pursue their dreams.
12:44Yeah. Then I, like, didn't book any jobs and I ran out of money, so...
12:47Who fucking cares? Who cares? You have all these worldly experiences.
12:51I want to experience something worldly with you.
12:54That isn't just my mom taking us to Cabo.
12:57You should go to fucking Burning Man.
13:00I'm not going to go to Burning Man, but I get what you're saying, you know?
13:03Like, I understand. I'm so sorry. I'm just going to step up for one second. I'm just going to take
13:07something, but I'll be... I'm really so great.
13:10I think you both want the same thing.
13:16What is up with you?
13:19What do you mean?
13:20I don't know. Something is off.
13:23You haven't complained once. You're borderline pleasant.
13:25I'm having a nice day, okay?
13:28I realize that there's no point in making our situation any worse than it already is.
13:33We don't actually know if these people are criminals.
13:35I mean, you know, I don't know.
13:38They could just be overextended and needing a few extra hands.
13:43We are driving to pick up a stranger from prison. Are you okay?
13:47I'm leaning into joy today, Morgan.
13:50I'm trying to have a nice, happy, meaningful life today.
13:54Don't you just find it demeaning, though, that they send us on these little gopher errands?
13:58It's like we're not capable of more than that.
14:00We don't want them thinking we're capable of more than that, Morgan.
14:03Why would we want that?
14:04I don't know.
14:04I just feel like it's like if you're going to send me to the strip club, put me on the
14:06pole.
14:07You know what I'm saying?
14:08I've never had that thought.
14:09And what even is a medium security prison?
14:11Like, what do you even have to do to be mediumly secure?
14:13I don't care.
14:15Ma'am.
14:18Pop the trunk.
14:20Oh.
14:23Strict here.
14:27Do you have anything on your trunk?
14:28No.
14:33Ma'am, are you aware that you have six cases of four loco in the trunk of your car?
14:40What?
14:41Fucking...
14:41Max.
14:42No, I wasn't aware of that.
14:44I can't let you in with drinks in your trunk.
14:46Come on.
14:47I'm going to have to walk then.
14:48I'll go.
14:50As much as I'd love to send you into a prison, Reverend Dardana was supposed to be picking
14:54up an incarcerated parishioner he's been counseling.
14:57Okay?
14:58So, this sucks.
14:59Say a prayer.
15:03Glad to go around.
15:05Hi.
15:05I'm here to take you to your apartment and offer whatever rehabilitative...
15:10Rehabilitative services.
15:27Do you have everything you need?
15:27I'm here to take you to your new apartment and offer whatever rehabilitative services you
15:37would like for your re-entry.
15:38Um, do you have everything you need, or...?
15:41Where is the one?
15:42Oh, right.
15:44Um...
15:45I haven't thought it would be better if I came to pick you up, just optically speaking.
15:49Why are you whispering?
15:49I don't know.
15:50I'm not quite sure why I'm whispering, actually.
15:53Where is the car?
15:54Oh, okay.
15:54So, we couldn't park in here, so it's just a quick 10 to 15 this way.
15:59If you want to come with...
16:00Come with that.
16:01Okay.
16:05Mm-hmm.
16:07You must be relieved to be out of prison.
16:09I don't want to talk!
16:13Linda.
16:14Oh, hi.
16:15Hi, Annette.
16:17Hi.
16:17You look fabulous.
16:19Oh, thank you, Annette.
16:21All right, everyone, settle down, please.
16:23Settle down.
16:25First of all, I would like to thank the both of you for being here today.
16:29Well, thank you for having us both.
16:31Glad to be here.
16:32All right, well, let me begin with an easy question to get things rolling.
16:38What distinguishes each of you from the other candidate?
16:41Linda, we'll start with you.
16:42Thank you for the question, Jane.
16:45I know this town like the back of my hand.
16:48I was born here.
16:50My family has owned Morelli's Hardware for over 70 years.
16:55I raised my kids here, and I have watched this town grow, which is why I have a strong desire
17:02to preserve the Glenview that I know and love, and to restore a sense of safety and security
17:08that has long been associated with it.
17:11Just last week, my son was assaulted on the street for being gay.
17:15That is not the town that I know.
17:18That is not the town that I love.
17:20Now more than ever, we need a leader who has seen this town at its very best.
17:27Tom, same question.
17:28Well, first off, I just want to say that I find it heartbreaking that Linda Morelli doesn't
17:32seem to like this town very much.
17:36I happen to love this town.
17:38Always have, always will.
17:39That's not what I said.
17:41Sorry, Linda, it is Tom's time to answer the question.
17:43You will get a rebuttal.
17:44Well, let me just say, I am in agreement.
17:49Hate crimes have no place in this town.
17:51Well, duh.
17:53But do we really want someone's mom dictating policy based on what happens to her kids?
17:58I mean, if her daughter gets a flat tire, will we suddenly have to repave every road?
18:03Sorry, Tom, but is that your answer to what distinguishes you as a candidate?
18:10Because it's easy to critique somebody else's answer when you haven't answered one.
18:17Wow.
18:18See, I didn't know you were running for the job of moderator.
18:20Watch out, Jay.
18:22Okay, well, as the owner of 38 Jimmy Johns, my employee count is ten times the size of
18:29the city council, and likely twenty times the size of whoever Linda's got on staff at
18:34her little shop.
18:35I know how to manage people, and I know how to manage places.
18:38My opponent, who seems very nice, feels better suited to run our neighborhood watch programs
18:45than lead our entire municipal government.
18:47Tom, better be careful there, because you're starting to sound a little bit misogynistic.
18:51Uh-oh.
18:52There it is.
18:53I've awoken the beast.
18:55We get it, Linda.
18:56You're tough.
18:57I'm starting to understand how you managed to scare off the chief of police.
19:02Excuse me?
19:04Uh-oh.
19:23Morgan, he's smoking in the car.
19:24Put the window down.
19:25Yeah.
19:30Jesus.
19:32He put the window back up.
19:34What is going on in here?
19:38So, um, what were you in for?
19:41It's better you don't know.
19:43Okay.
19:43Okay.
19:43That's actually the scariest answer you could have possibly given me.
19:47Oh, God.
19:49Yeah, we have him.
19:50We're driving to the apartment.
19:52No, you're not.
19:52What do you mean, no, we're not?
19:54Put him on speakerphone.
19:55What do you mean?
19:55What do you mean, no, we're not?
19:57We're in the car with him.
19:59You're fucking nuts!
20:00The apartment won't be ready until tomorrow, because someone,
20:03asked to have it fucking repainted.
20:06Don't put this on me.
20:07Okay, well, how long does it take to paint an apartment?
20:10She says two colts.
20:11There is no point in only doing one.
20:13I've slept in wars.
20:14She won't let me in.
20:15The walls are where the room stinks.
20:18Who the fuck asked for paint?
20:19I'm not in, I don't, I don't know.
20:21Hi, Mom.
20:21Okay.
20:22Morgan, what are you doing on Nicholas's phone?
20:24Put me on speaker.
20:25Oh, I don't, I don't think that actually works right now.
20:27No, Morgan, this is a crisis.
20:29I need to talk to both of you.
20:31What is she saying?
20:32Okay.
20:32The debate was a disaster.
20:34We're having an emergency family dinner at the house.
20:36Hello?
20:37What the fuck is that?
20:38Who else is in the car?
20:39Nobody else is in the car.
20:41Someone else is in the car?
20:42Where are you?
20:43Ma, tonight doesn't really work for me,
20:44because I promised Max we were going to have a romantic night in.
20:47Oh, okay.
20:48Well, Nikki, be here in 30 minutes.
20:50Who is this woman?
20:50I hear someone's voice.
20:52Who the fuck is talking right now?
20:53Nobody's talking.
20:54Mom, I'm with a parishioner, okay?
20:56I don't think I'm going to be home,
20:57so I don't think I can make dinner.
20:59No, Nicholas!
21:00This is non-negotiable.
21:02I got raked over the coals by a sandwich king.
21:06At the debate, I need some help here.
21:09If you need to bring your friend to dinner,
21:10bring your friend to dinner.
21:11He's not my friend, but be here by 7.
21:14You know how I hate using the warming drawer.
21:16Lady.
21:17Is that your friend?
21:18Tell him I'm making chicken cacciatore.
21:20I don't know what the fuck is going on,
21:21but someone take me to fucking off a speakerphone right now.
21:25You can't be an animal.
21:27It was humiliating.
21:29What made him say that?
21:30Were you yelling at him?
21:31Was I yelling at him?
21:33No, I was defending myself,
21:35and on top of that,
21:36he added absolutely nothing of value
21:39except that his grandfather
21:40apparently invented the French dip.
21:43But the most disturbing part of it was
21:45people seemed to side with him.
21:47Mmm.
21:48This is the most delicious chicken I've ever had.
21:52Every night I've dreamed of a meal like this.
21:54Mmm.
21:56I think he's crying.
21:58Well, thank you very much.
21:59It was my mother's recipe.
22:01She was an excellent cook
22:02and a notoriously difficult woman,
22:05which apparently is not a recessive gene in this family.
22:08Mom, nobody thinks that.
22:10Okay?
22:11You are being way too hard on yourself.
22:13Nikki brought it up this morning.
22:14I never said you were turning into your mother.
22:16Can you make my life easier for just one fucking day?
22:19He's scared.
22:21Excuse me?
22:22This Donaldson.
22:24A strong man would not be intimidated by a strong woman.
22:29Now you know his weakness.
22:31Hmm?
22:31Ooh.
22:33Weakness always exposes itself.
22:38Interesting.
22:39Okay.
22:40I'd like to know more.
22:41Nikki, grab another bottle of wine.
22:43Okay.
22:44Oh.
22:44Um.
22:45Yeah.
22:45Um.
22:47So.
22:49More chicken?
22:50Mm-hmm.
22:51Okay.
22:53Mm-hmm.
22:54Mm-hmm.
22:55You know, you never actually said how you know my son.
22:58He picked me up from prison.
23:01Aha.
23:02That's fabulous.
23:03I.
23:05Um.
23:05Which one?
23:14Good day?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Actually.
23:18I doredash from that chicken spot we went to on our first date back in high school.
23:22Didn't ask you.
23:23Just did it.
23:25Wait.
23:25I thought they shut down because of a health code violation.
23:28Yeah.
23:29New management.
23:30Fuck.
23:31Yes.
23:32Yeah.
23:33And I lit some candles.
23:35One of them turns into body oil.
23:36I don't remember which.
23:38Um.
23:39Is it weird to eat chicken with your dick out?
23:41It's just something you're gonna have to deal with.
23:51I see you sprung for the best of.
23:54It's very generous.
23:55And two skinny marks.
23:57Mm-hmm.
23:59Oh.
24:01Rude bitches don't get chicken nuggets.
24:04Look again.
24:05Look again.
24:20Yeah.
24:21I'll give you this one.
24:22Mm-hmm.
24:27That was a shocking story.
24:30Clearly you were framed.
24:32It was a setup.
24:33This is the problem with the judicial system.
24:36Back in my country, I was a surgeon.
24:39Oh.
24:40Oh, I want to apologize to you on behalf of America.
24:43I am truly sorry for what we have put you through.
24:47I had a cab driver just a week ago who was a dermatologist in Mumbai.
24:53And thanks to that wonderful man, I now have a checkup on the mall on my neck.
24:58Okay, um, I should go.
25:00Mm-hmm.
25:01Yeah.
25:01Yeah, Kevin's aura ring says he hasn't moved in ten hours.
25:05Uh-oh.
25:06So, um, I guess we will just discuss post-debate strategy tomorrow then.
25:13Yes, strategy in the morning.
25:15Andre had some great ideas.
25:16I appreciate you.
25:18Oh, fabulous.
25:19That's great.
25:20Okay.
25:23Drink some water.
25:24I never noticed how much your skin glows.
25:28Juergens.
25:31Do me a favor.
25:33Do not leave Mom alone with a criminal.
25:35I got him an Airbnb.
25:37She's having a nice time.
25:38I think it's sweet.
25:39I will take him home when they start slurring.
25:41Okay?
25:42Let love in, Natalie.
25:44Okay.
25:45I don't know what this radical optimism is, but I don't like it.
25:48Good night.
25:50Take care of her.
26:05I don't like it.
26:08I don't have access to this kind, it'll be great.
26:16Where is he?
26:18No, he's not.
26:50What time is it?
26:51Mom is having sex with Andre.
26:54The man we picked up from prison.
26:56Oh my God.
26:58Okay, okay.
27:00Put the phone up to the wall.
27:01I'm not, you're sick.
27:03That is a sick, sick, I will not do that.
27:06Oh my God, whatever, how's it going?
27:07Is she having fun?
27:10From the sounds of it, he's a very generous lover, yeah.
27:14Well, yeah, that makes sense.
27:15He just got out of prison.
27:16She's probably getting railed up there.
27:21Why is Natalie calling me?
27:22What is she doing out?
27:23It's like 12.30, doesn't she go to bed at 8?
27:26Can I help you?
27:27Check fraud, credit card fraud, identity theft, forgery,
27:31importing an illegal flamethrower.
27:34Nikki, tell me that man is out of our house.
27:36Yeah, yeah, I dropped him off hours ago.
27:39So, yeah, he's gone.
27:41Oh my God, thank God, because honestly, Nikki,
27:44that is like the last thing Mom needs right now.
27:47And we're done, okay?
27:49It's done, Natalie, so go back to bed.
27:52Tell Mom I miss her.
27:53Yeah, bye.
27:56Hi.
27:57What did she want?
27:58Well, apparently Andre was in prison for importing an illegal flamethrower?
28:02A what?
28:03A flamethrower, Morgan.
28:04Importing an illegal flamethrower.
28:07Oh.
28:08Is he singing?
28:09That's singing.
28:12He's good.
28:29He's good.
28:31I would.
28:34Unh.
28:36Huh.
28:38What?
28:40Right.
28:42Unh.
28:44S-I-S.
28:45IUD, stay in school cause it's the best
28:51IUD, SIS, stay in school cause it's the best
28:58IUD, SIS, stay in school cause it's the best
29:05IUD, SIS, stay in school cause it's the best
29:13Suckin' on my titties like you wanna be
29:16Callin' me all the time like Blondie
29:18Check out my Chrissy behind, it's fine
29:20I love the time, like sex on the features
29:23What else is in the teachers of peaches?
29:26Huh, what?
29:28Fuck the pain away
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