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00:00:21so the plan was to sneak off and get married in Vegas the whole thing was
00:00:25ruined by zombies yeah freaking zombies thank you can you come in with me next
00:00:39time why because the dude in line behind me is hitting on me why do I always get
00:00:45hit on at gas stations honey you're irresistible there he is what who the
00:00:54hell is Jasmine Jasmine can't wait to see you again when are you going to invite
00:01:00me don't you don't need to keep reading that I can't wait to spend the whole
00:01:03weekend with you hey hey it's just a girl from work nobody from work sends me
00:01:08notes hmm good dude needs a better phone password I guess
00:01:28how much longer are we going to do this okay I get it back roads are the heart of America
00:01:35but how much corn do we need to see this this is the road less traveled right yeah we're gonna
00:01:41make
00:01:41it to Vegas on time but if we just took the main highway how memorable would that be
00:01:49after eight years of therapy this should be nothing but it's our wedding I love you
00:01:58don't I love you
00:02:20oh come on gravel this is gonna shave an hour of trip
00:02:30huh I want it
00:02:41we're getting married tomorrow yeah we are and we're cutting it pretty close
00:02:49you know this is gonna make a great story one day
00:02:59huh
00:02:59huh
00:03:00huh
00:03:02huh
00:03:03huh
00:03:06huh
00:03:10huh
00:03:18that's not good
00:03:21huh
00:03:22huh
00:03:43huh
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00:03:46incrtal
00:03:46huh
00:03:52Where are you going?
00:04:01Liz, it's a minor delay.
00:04:06Baby, you need to relax.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:18Baby, it's my job to make you happy, all right?
00:04:25I'll tell you what, from this moment on, for the rest of our lives, whether it's this
00:04:30route or that route, it's your call, okay?
00:04:35I'll tell you what, just to show you, I can change.
00:04:40You get to decide where we eat, for the whole trip.
00:04:44Yeah?
00:04:46Is it good?
00:04:47Woo.
00:04:49All right.
00:04:54Hey, Chad.
00:04:55Yeah?
00:04:57Where's the car?
00:05:04Huh.
00:05:06Ah!
00:05:12Babe.
00:05:13I don't want to talk about it.
00:05:17Just gotta look on the bright side, all right?
00:05:20What is the bright side of my wedding dress being stolen?
00:05:23I'm sure it's just a big misunderstanding.
00:05:26These things always have a way of working themselves out.
00:05:29I don't want to talk about it.
00:05:45You guys need a ride?
00:05:47Um, no.
00:05:49We're good.
00:05:51Our car was stolen.
00:05:53Around here?
00:05:54Not likely.
00:06:00Where'd you leave it?
00:06:01Um, over by the gravel road, down that way.
00:06:07And it just vanished?
00:06:12Well, just sitting around here, a buck probably came out and hitched it up.
00:06:17Hop in and I'll take you to it.
00:06:19That's okay.
00:06:19If you can just point us in the right direction, we can walk.
00:06:25What are you doing?
00:06:28You can walk.
00:06:30Nice.
00:06:31I'm gonna hop in the back and keep Susie company.
00:06:37Well...
00:06:39I mean, why can't I ride up front with you guys?
00:06:42I need my elbow room.
00:06:45In the back?
00:06:57There's no handle.
00:06:58Hop over.
00:07:24Help yourself.
00:07:25Oh, no thanks.
00:07:27I'm trying to quit.
00:07:29What?
00:07:30I know the struggle.
00:07:31I've been trying to quit pretty ladies.
00:07:38What are you two doing way out here?
00:07:40Well, my fiance wanted to take the scenic route.
00:07:43Well, plenty of that around here.
00:07:46Where are you heading?
00:07:46Vegas.
00:07:48We're eloping.
00:07:50What?
00:07:51Pretty gal like you?
00:07:53You deserve a proper wedding.
00:07:55Like a fancy one with a 400 pound pig roasting over an open pit.
00:08:02Moonshine and a band with banjo and mandolin.
00:08:07Gotta have the banjo.
00:08:09Don't let me go by with anything less.
00:08:13You don't want to go marry a guy who won't put you number one.
00:08:18Well, actually the Vegas thing was kind of my idea.
00:08:27Well, ain't you an easy going sort of gal.
00:08:35Susie?
00:08:38No one.
00:08:39No one.
00:08:42No one.
00:09:05Tommy!
00:09:08Tell me a chick, are you?
00:09:09She's the best mechanic in the area.
00:09:12Sup, Clem? Breaking arts as usual.
00:09:15You know it. Found these two up off a 51.
00:09:21That's my car.
00:09:23Don't cream your jeans, sweetheart. It's a Nissan.
00:09:27We'll see you, Missy. Good luck.
00:09:34Uh, Liz?
00:09:43How much stuff has been?
00:09:46What about my phone?
00:09:48Everything.
00:09:49Relax, Princess. The Sheriff has it.
00:09:53Why?
00:09:54So nothing goes missing.
00:09:57And it gives him a chance to go through all your stuff.
00:10:00Make sure you're not up to no good.
00:10:03He can't do that.
00:10:05I'll let you be the one to tell him that.
00:10:08And you. You degenerate.
00:10:10Your battery's dead as a doornail, boss.
00:10:13Oh.
00:10:14That it?
00:10:15Nope.
00:10:18Do you have a phone I can use?
00:10:20Inside.
00:10:31Devil Hill switchboard. How may I direct your call?
00:10:34Um, I'm at the garage and Tommy said I could use the phone.
00:10:39No problem. Who would you like to be connected with?
00:10:42New York. The number is...
00:10:44Sorry, honey. This switchboard can only connect you with people in our town.
00:10:50Okay. How do I call outside the town?
00:10:53You can. Thank you for calling.
00:10:55Come on.
00:11:09So now I'm not live within a hundred feet. I've been crying.
00:11:12How?
00:11:12The phone only works for people in this town.
00:11:16I could have told you that.
00:11:18Where's the sheriff's office?
00:11:20Go to the end of my building. Turn left. Look up. You'll see it.
00:11:25Good. I'll use my own phone.
00:11:27Not in this town.
00:11:30Why not?
00:11:31What?
00:11:31The council has a no-tech policy.
00:11:35No. Cell phones. Computers.
00:11:38It's a bit extreme.
00:11:40It's the way we like it.
00:11:44Can you fix the car?
00:11:46Easy.
00:11:47Good.
00:11:48Should be ready by tomorrow afternoon.
00:11:52We can't stay here.
00:11:53That's true. No motels.
00:11:58Huh.
00:12:01You could try Mrs. Powell's up on First and Devil's Hill.
00:12:05She takes in...
00:12:08strays once in a while.
00:12:11Strays.
00:12:14Please.
00:12:17She gets a little upset sometimes.
00:12:19We ready in the morning?
00:12:21Late afternoon.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:26Thanks.
00:12:33Babe.
00:12:35Where are you going?
00:12:37I'm going to get my phone, my dress, and go home.
00:12:42Don't you think you're overreacting?
00:12:47Just, just like a little bit.
00:12:49I'm not overreacting.
00:12:52The whole point of this trip was so that we didn't have to deal with the stress of a big
00:12:56wedding.
00:12:58And this has been nothing but stressful.
00:13:09Perfect.
00:13:10What is it?
00:13:17Be back tomorrow at 9am.
00:13:21Huh.
00:13:25Chadwick...
00:13:26Alan...
00:13:28Webber?
00:13:30Fix this!
00:13:31Yes.
00:13:37Babe?
00:13:39Babe?
00:13:52Seems nice.
00:13:58Right.
00:14:07Alright.
00:14:16We've been expecting you.
00:14:18Oh, they must have called you and told you about our car.
00:14:21Yeah, Tommy said...
00:14:24I will allow you to stay one night.
00:14:27Providing you follow the house rules.
00:14:32Sure.
00:14:34Enter.
00:14:50It's a drafty house.
00:14:53If you're not married, you'll stay in separate rooms.
00:14:57Oh, well...
00:14:58We're actually engaged.
00:15:00Separate rooms.
00:15:03That's fine.
00:15:05Dinner will be served at 7pm sharp.
00:15:08Lights out at 10pm.
00:15:10And I need your rooms returned like you found them at 9am.
00:15:17How much do we owe you?
00:15:19I will not accept money for my hospitality.
00:15:23It's really no big deal.
00:15:24No!
00:15:27My daughter, Ellie Mae, will show you to your rooms.
00:15:38I'm Twilight Zone.
00:15:43Hi.
00:15:44I'm Ellie Mae.
00:15:45You can call me Ellie.
00:15:47Hi, Ellie.
00:15:48What?
00:15:50I'm Liz and this is my fiancée, Chad.
00:15:55We don't get many visitors around here.
00:15:57At least, none this day very long.
00:16:02Come on up.
00:16:10What?
00:16:17In there?
00:16:17No, hun.
00:16:18You're in there.
00:16:20There's towels on the bed if you want to freshen up.
00:16:23Thanks.
00:16:26You'll be in there.
00:16:29And in case you're wondering, my rooms are right above yours.
00:16:34See you at dinner.
00:16:42What?
00:16:45What?
00:16:45Liz.
00:17:07Would you like to give thanks before we eat?
00:17:07No.
00:17:07No.
00:17:07No.
00:17:08No.
00:17:11No.
00:17:11No.
00:17:30Go ahead!
00:17:32Would you like to give thanks before we eat?
00:17:37Errr...no thanks.
00:17:39you can go ahead.
00:17:44I think Chavs would love to.
00:17:46Wouldn't you?
00:17:49Oh, okay.
00:17:56Oh my god!
00:17:59Please
00:18:01bless this meal
00:18:02and
00:18:04give us the strength to
00:18:07say no
00:18:08to the devil
00:18:10and please stop
00:18:14Satan
00:18:15from corrupting our minds.
00:18:18Let us all ask
00:18:20what would Jesus do
00:18:21if he was here at this table with us.
00:18:25Just
00:18:26let us all make good choices
00:18:28and get home safe.
00:18:31Amen.
00:18:45Squirrels in the basement.
00:18:47Squirrels.
00:18:49Squirrels?
00:18:51Please
00:18:52help yourself.
00:18:56Oh,
00:18:56um,
00:18:57that looks
00:18:59really delicious,
00:19:02but I'm
00:19:03actually a vegetarian.
00:19:04how disappointing.
00:19:07More for us.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:18Please.
00:19:27Why'd you keep pajamas?
00:19:30They were just on my bed.
00:19:33Why'd you keep pajamas?
00:19:40What?
00:19:43I think we should leave.
00:19:45I can't understand you.
00:19:47Yeah.
00:19:50What?
00:19:51I think we should leave.
00:19:55I think we should go where.
00:19:58Maybe
00:19:59I know it's creepy,
00:20:00but let's just
00:20:01spend the night here
00:20:02and then first thing in the morning
00:20:04we'll leave.
00:20:06But
00:20:07something's not right here.
00:20:09Nothing's
00:20:10right here.
00:20:12I,
00:20:12look,
00:20:15look,
00:20:15I'm one door down,
00:20:16okay?
00:20:19Nothing's gonna happen.
00:20:20You trust me, right?
00:20:22Okay.
00:20:23Hmm.
00:20:24You trust me?
00:20:26Come out, face.
00:20:27Okay.
00:20:29I trust you will honor
00:20:31the house rules
00:20:32until tomorrow.
00:20:35Yes, ma'am.
00:20:37Yeah, I mean,
00:20:37oh,
00:20:38I,
00:20:38I wasn't
00:20:39trying to sneak around
00:20:41to have sex or anything.
00:20:42Um,
00:20:43we,
00:20:43we've had plenty
00:20:44of sex
00:20:45inside,
00:20:47outside.
00:20:48We've done it
00:20:49in a plane,
00:20:51but,
00:20:51but we got caught
00:20:52and so I,
00:20:53I just wouldn't
00:20:54even try that here.
00:20:55I mean,
00:20:56she's,
00:20:56she's pretty tired
00:20:57of,
00:20:58of all the sexing,
00:20:59um,
00:21:00from,
00:21:00from earlier.
00:21:01So,
00:21:01I think we're just gonna be
00:21:02doing some sleeping,
00:21:04right?
00:21:05Yeah,
00:21:05so,
00:21:05no sexing,
00:21:06just sleeping.
00:21:07Um,
00:21:08if anything,
00:21:08I'll be flying solo tonight.
00:21:10Stop talking.
00:21:11I'm gonna stop talking now.
00:21:13Good night.
00:21:18Good night.
00:21:51Good night.
00:22:15Good night.
00:22:52Good night.
00:23:29Oh my god,
00:23:29are you naked?
00:23:31You know,
00:23:31I'm just gonna like it.
00:23:33I don't know how you like it.
00:23:34Oh,
00:23:35wait,
00:23:35stop talking.
00:23:37Why are you doing it here?
00:23:39I could ask you
00:23:39the same thing.
00:23:41It's against house rules.
00:23:42Mother's not gonna be very happy.
00:23:44What did she do with this?
00:23:45Nothing.
00:23:46She was already gone.
00:23:48Shit.
00:23:49Where'd she go?
00:23:50She went out the front door.
00:23:52I don't think she wanted to stay here tonight.
00:23:56Where'd she go?
00:23:57Where'd she have gone?
00:23:59There's only a few places in town
00:24:01that are even open.
00:24:03You could go look.
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:07Maybe downstairs
00:24:08in ten minutes.
00:24:10And put some clothes on.
00:24:12I'm engaged.
00:24:38Ma'am.
00:24:41It looks like we got a peeping Betty
00:24:43caught in the act
00:24:43out at the pall place.
00:24:45No,
00:24:45no,
00:24:46I'm staying here.
00:24:47Up there.
00:24:48I,
00:24:49I came down
00:24:50because I heard something.
00:24:51You heard,
00:24:51you heard a noise.
00:24:54What did it sound like?
00:24:57What?
00:24:58The sound that you heard.
00:25:00What did it sound like?
00:25:01It,
00:25:02it was just a sound.
00:25:05Was it like a,
00:25:08help me,
00:25:10sound?
00:25:13Um,
00:25:15no.
00:25:17It,
00:25:17it was a,
00:25:18a,
00:25:18a dragging sound.
00:25:20it was Mrs. Powell.
00:25:25Cancel that peeping Betty.
00:25:27Copy that, Sheriff.
00:25:29I think you better
00:25:30come with me.
00:25:31What?
00:25:32I didn't do anything.
00:25:33No,
00:25:34you're not in any trouble.
00:25:35I just thought you might
00:25:36like your phones
00:25:37in that pretty wedding dress bag.
00:25:39Oh.
00:25:40Great.
00:25:41I'll,
00:25:41I'll get my fiance.
00:25:43Uh,
00:25:44you know,
00:25:44on second thought,
00:25:45uh,
00:25:46I don't have a lot of time.
00:25:47Why don't you come
00:25:48to the station tomorrow
00:25:49and I'll give them to you
00:25:49around four o'clock.
00:25:51But the sign on your door
00:25:52said you'd be in early.
00:25:54I was,
00:25:55but I got crazy Carl
00:25:56in the back seat
00:25:57and I gotta get him
00:25:58to the county jail tonight.
00:26:05Can I go like this?
00:26:07Oh, sure.
00:26:08It'll only take
00:26:09about 15 minutes.
00:26:11Okay.
00:26:14Let's go.
00:26:22Hi.
00:26:31Ellie Mae.
00:26:40You sure are jumpy.
00:26:43What's the plan?
00:26:44We'll walk into town
00:26:45and ask if anybody's seen her.
00:26:48Walk?
00:26:49I don't drive.
00:26:52not the townspeople
00:26:54seem to like me.
00:26:55They don't like any strangers.
00:26:57But you're with me.
00:26:58Nothing's gonna happen.
00:27:03That's crazy Carl.
00:27:07Hi.
00:27:08Pleasure to meet you.
00:27:10Carl makes the best moonshine
00:27:12in the whole state.
00:27:14Is it legal
00:27:16to make moonshine here?
00:27:18Nope.
00:27:19Hell no.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:22Is that
00:27:23why you're going to jail?
00:27:24Well,
00:27:25Carl made the mistake
00:27:26of sleeping with
00:27:26the mayor's wife.
00:27:28No crime in that.
00:27:30But when the judge
00:27:31found out that
00:27:32he was sleeping
00:27:32with his wife, too,
00:27:34he threw the book
00:27:35at him.
00:27:36Literally.
00:27:37Almost took out my eye.
00:27:40Yeah,
00:27:40that's what you get
00:27:40for sleeping around,
00:27:42Carl.
00:27:43Maybe try getting
00:27:44a girlfriend?
00:27:47Old Carl's
00:27:48not the boyfriend type.
00:27:56You like fried pickles?
00:27:57Um,
00:27:59I don't know
00:27:59if I've ever had
00:28:00fried pickles.
00:28:01Shut up.
00:28:02How?
00:28:02Vinegar, pa?
00:28:03No.
00:28:04Chitlins?
00:28:05Goat stew?
00:28:07Slugburger?
00:28:10I think you're
00:28:10making these up, man.
00:28:12I think you're
00:28:13from Mars.
00:28:16So,
00:28:17how'd you meet
00:28:18your girlfriend?
00:28:19I was visiting
00:28:20Los Angeles
00:28:21looking at
00:28:22post-grad schools
00:28:23and he was assigned
00:28:24to give me
00:28:25the campus tour.
00:28:26Love at first sight.
00:28:29Hardly.
00:28:29He was
00:28:30unfocused
00:28:31and completely
00:28:32scattered brain.
00:28:34He didn't say
00:28:35one thing
00:28:36that was substantial.
00:28:38And then,
00:28:39at the end of the day,
00:28:39he looks at me
00:28:40and says,
00:28:40Liz,
00:28:42you're very wound up
00:28:43and,
00:28:44and you're
00:28:45too serious.
00:28:47He did not.
00:28:49The nerve.
00:28:50Oh,
00:28:51and then
00:28:52he asked me
00:28:52if I wanted to go
00:28:53watch the sunset
00:28:54with him.
00:28:54the nerve.
00:28:56How presumptuous.
00:28:58Right?
00:28:59A little bit of that
00:29:00Chad swagger.
00:29:02She finally agreed.
00:29:04You charmer.
00:29:06Well,
00:29:07Liz is
00:29:07like this little
00:29:08tightly wound
00:29:09ball of perfection.
00:29:11But,
00:29:12uh,
00:29:12all of her best qualities
00:29:13are sort of her little
00:29:14imperfections.
00:29:16Aw,
00:29:17and you're a romantic.
00:29:19He's a romantic.
00:29:21You know what he got me
00:29:23for our first anniversary?
00:29:24A spa package
00:29:26with Senate oils included?
00:29:27A diamond ring.
00:29:29Tennis shoes
00:29:30and a t-shirt.
00:29:31I didn't know neither.
00:29:38Liz,
00:29:39I'm gonna run in
00:29:39and grab your stuff.
00:29:41Carol,
00:29:42you being nice?
00:29:43She's spoken for?
00:29:53Liz,
00:29:55you're a lucky girl.
00:29:58Thanks, Carl.
00:30:02Any chance
00:30:03you can help me
00:30:03get out of these cuffs?
00:30:06The keys
00:30:06are on the keychain.
00:30:11That's not gonna happen.
00:30:22Hi, Sarah.
00:30:23Can I get
00:30:23three grape makers?
00:30:24You got it, Ellie.
00:30:36Huh.
00:30:40What's taking so long?
00:30:43Maybe I'd have
00:30:44dropped a deuce.
00:30:53Oh, shit!
00:30:54They got him!
00:30:59Liz,
00:31:00don't leave me!
00:31:01Please!
00:31:11Run!
00:31:12Move!
00:31:15Run!
00:31:21Run!
00:31:22Thanks, Sarah.
00:31:26You like dancing?
00:31:29We love dancing.
00:31:31Every Thursday
00:31:32they clear out the tables
00:31:33and it's a big dance floor.
00:31:34With a disco ball.
00:31:39Disco ball?
00:31:46Drink up, city boy.
00:31:50I'm trying to find Liz.
00:31:52Mm.
00:31:52That's right.
00:31:54Liz disappeared.
00:31:56That girl is wound so tight.
00:31:58Might have imploded.
00:32:01Look,
00:32:02you guys don't know Liz
00:32:04like I do.
00:32:06He's a romantic.
00:32:08Have you seen her?
00:32:10I love this song.
00:32:12Let's dance.
00:32:13Let's dance.
00:32:14Now?
00:32:14She was asking me.
00:32:31Hi.
00:32:32You shouldn't be here.
00:32:35It's not safe.
00:32:37This whole place
00:32:38is cursed.
00:32:41What?
00:32:41Get out while you can.
00:32:44They'll come for you.
00:32:46They'll come
00:32:47for you.
00:32:51Who?
00:32:57What is this?
00:33:03Is that a secret?
00:33:11Dude, what are you on?
00:33:13Come on, Larry.
00:33:13Let's not scare the customers.
00:33:15I don't.
00:33:24Don't listen to him.
00:33:25He wears aluminum foil
00:33:26over his underwear.
00:33:28What?
00:33:29He said a UFO
00:33:30took him when he was little
00:33:31and when they brought him back
00:33:32he was clairvoyant.
00:33:34But I don't know why
00:33:35clairvoyant would come here
00:33:36every night and get drunk.
00:33:40I need to find Liz.
00:33:46Hold up.
00:33:47Hold up.
00:33:50Okay.
00:33:51I can't believe
00:33:52they got the sheriff.
00:33:54What the hell is going on?
00:33:55Oh, they got him.
00:33:57They got him.
00:33:58Who?
00:33:59Zombies are fucking
00:34:00zombies, Liz.
00:34:05No.
00:34:06No, maybe
00:34:06he just got burned.
00:34:08This is bad.
00:34:11If there's one,
00:34:12there's more.
00:34:12And they'll be coming
00:34:13for us.
00:34:16Zombies aren't real.
00:34:17Why?
00:34:18Because you never saw one.
00:34:20Let's help me get
00:34:20out of these cuffs.
00:34:22How?
00:34:23Come here.
00:34:23Come here.
00:34:27Spit on my arm
00:34:28and my wrists.
00:34:32Ew, no.
00:34:34We don't have time.
00:34:35Liz, spit.
00:34:37Lubrication.
00:34:38I can't protect you
00:34:39with these on.
00:34:41Spit.
00:34:42Spit.
00:34:43Oh, God.
00:34:46No.
00:34:48What?
00:34:49Nothing.
00:34:50I got a gag reflex to spit.
00:34:52Just keep on.
00:34:53Go, go, go, go.
00:35:01Again.
00:35:05A few more.
00:35:14Almost there.
00:35:24It's so gross.
00:35:30Run!
00:35:34It'd be cute if they had those little umbrellas for the drinks, you think?
00:35:40Okay, look, this has been a really good time.
00:35:46I need to find my fiancée.
00:35:50I haven't seen her.
00:35:51If she left the house and just started walking, she could be anywhere.
00:35:55Did you check down by the river?
00:35:57That's a great idea. I didn't think of that.
00:36:01What's down by the river?
00:36:02The river, silly.
00:36:05Okay, well, why would someone go down to the river?
00:36:08It's the closest lit-up thing to the house.
00:36:10Looks like you're walking towards something.
00:36:12But when you get there, it's just a bunch of big empty buildings and lots.
00:36:16Okay, so let's go.
00:36:18Back, cutie.
00:36:23My car's gonna be ready tomorrow, right?
00:36:25Might be ready sooner than I thought.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:33Will you please tell me what's going on?
00:36:35I've got a plan.
00:36:37We'll wait for the barge, we'll swim out, and we'll ride it down a few hundred miles.
00:36:44What?
00:36:45No, I need to find Chad.
00:36:47And what happened to the sheriff?
00:36:50I told you he's a zombie.
00:36:51There must have been one hiding in the police station.
00:36:55Everyone in this town is crazy.
00:36:58I don't think that's a very fair statement.
00:37:01You've only met a few of us.
00:37:03I'm being unfair?
00:37:06No, you're right.
00:37:09Just hard to hear sometimes.
00:37:12Look, either you tell me what's going on, or I'm out of here.
00:37:15Where are you gonna go?
00:37:17Down there.
00:37:19Not a great idea.
00:37:21Okay, well, down towards those towers.
00:37:25Good luck with that.
00:37:26They'll find you down there.
00:37:28Home.
00:37:31Can I ask you a question?
00:37:32Sure.
00:37:33You're my new best friend.
00:37:36Okay.
00:37:37Um, why no cell phones and Wi-Fi and normal stuff?
00:37:42Just how it's always been.
00:37:43It's our normal.
00:37:46Have you ever left this place?
00:37:48Sure, I have.
00:37:50There's a big carnival I go to every year out on Highway 67.
00:37:53They got a big old gator.
00:37:55And this man, he always puts his head in the gator's mouth.
00:37:58But then I heard that the gator bit his head and squished it like a melon.
00:38:01It's really sad, because that was my favorite part.
00:38:05Not the head-squishing part, but...
00:38:12Is that the part that you've got?
00:38:15Who wants to travel when you live in paradise?
00:38:17That's what Mama always says.
00:38:20I shouldn't be telling you this.
00:38:23You have to promise not to say anything to anyone ever.
00:38:29Who am I going to tell?
00:38:32Yeah, you're right.
00:38:33They started mining back in 1850, all up and down the river.
00:38:39The town was booming and money was flowing.
00:38:42And then people got greedy.
00:38:45In 1906, one mining group, they hit a very toxic substance that was oozing out of the rock.
00:38:53And almost instantly, the miners started dying.
00:38:57At least that's what they thought.
00:38:59But the boss saw something happen to the miners and instantly made a split decision to blow the only exit
00:39:08out.
00:39:10With the miners still inside?
00:39:12With the miners still inside?
00:39:12When they told the public that the miners were killed, the town was angry.
00:39:18And they were also scared about what was oozing out of the rock.
00:39:24Can you just tell me what happened to the sheriff?
00:39:26You young people are so impatient.
00:39:29I'm getting to it.
00:39:30Okay, sorry.
00:39:33What nobody knew was, they didn't die.
00:39:37And they would never die.
00:39:39They became the undead.
00:39:42And no one would have ever known.
00:39:46But in 1972, a rich developer from New York came here and he wanted to build a gambling resort right
00:39:52here on the river.
00:39:53They went into the mine?
00:39:55When they broke through, several construction workers were attacked by the undead.
00:40:02How come no one knows about this?
00:40:04The developer had the mine sealed and demolished what work had been done and left.
00:40:11And the town, they acted like it never happened.
00:40:16So if the mine was patched up, then how did the sheriff turn?
00:40:23Every now and then, a few will find their way out.
00:40:27And you just live like this?
00:40:29Like it's normal?
00:40:31It is normal.
00:40:32To us.
00:40:36Look, you can't pretend like you weren't waiting for me naked.
00:40:41I wasn't waiting for you.
00:40:46You're talking about Liz?
00:40:51You're a lesbian.
00:40:52Whoa, easy with the labels, cowboy.
00:40:55I like boys, I just prefer kissing girls.
00:40:58Okay.
00:40:59It's like hot dogs and ice cream.
00:41:03What?
00:41:05Okay, like kissing a girl is like ice cream.
00:41:07It's soft and sweet and each pair of lips is like a different flavor of creamy awesomeness.
00:41:12But sometimes you just feel like a hot dog.
00:41:18Excuse me.
00:41:23And I wasn't flirting with you at dinner.
00:41:26I was amusing myself.
00:41:27Big difference.
00:41:36Big difference.
00:41:37Wait.
00:41:43Okay.
00:41:44I need you to do me a favor.
00:41:46You see that rope hanging down?
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:50Yep.
00:41:51All right.
00:41:51I need you to stand on my shoulders, reach it and pull it down.
00:41:55What is it?
00:41:57Emergency supplies.
00:41:58For nightlight tonight.
00:42:00You ready?
00:42:02I guess.
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:04All right.
00:42:06Ready?
00:42:07Okay, I'm ready.
00:42:08You go.
00:42:09How?
00:42:09Just throw a leg over.
00:42:12Yeah, watch the...
00:42:13Okay, yeah, go.
00:42:14I don't know.
00:42:15You can do it.
00:42:16I can't.
00:42:17Oh, God.
00:42:18Come on, you got it.
00:42:18You got it.
00:42:19I don't.
00:42:19I don't got it.
00:42:20I can't.
00:42:21I don't know.
00:42:21Liz.
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:26Here, I got something.
00:42:36All right.
00:42:36If you stand on that, then climb on my shoulders, then reach the rope, and then pull it down.
00:42:41You got it?
00:42:42All right.
00:42:43Here we go.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:44Get on.
00:42:47Ready?
00:42:47You know...
00:42:49Ready?
00:42:49Yep.
00:42:50If you stand on it, you can just reach it.
00:42:59Oh.
00:42:59Okay.
00:43:00All right.
00:43:03Spot me.
00:43:05Oh, yeah.
00:43:13Okay.
00:43:14What do we got?
00:43:16What's in there?
00:43:17Yeah, well, just a zombie repellent.
00:43:22Never leave home without it.
00:43:25You did.
00:43:27I was in handcuffs.
00:43:29All right.
00:43:30What else we got in here?
00:43:32Oh, yes.
00:43:34Ah, moonshine.
00:43:37And how's that going to help?
00:43:39Have you ever had moonshine?
00:43:41No, I'm not a good drinker.
00:43:44A little bit of this, and all your troubles melt away.
00:43:49All right.
00:43:50What else we got in here?
00:43:56I thought I had more, but I guess that's it.
00:44:01Great.
00:44:04Look, there's just no such thing as zombies.
00:44:07If you don't believe what you saw with your own lying eyes, I don't know what to tell you.
00:44:12All right.
00:44:13So, hypothetical.
00:44:15Let's say there are zombies.
00:44:16zombies.
00:44:17How many are there?
00:44:19Could be hundreds.
00:44:20They escape from the mines every now and then.
00:44:28She's not here.
00:44:30Maybe she hitched a ride out of town.
00:44:33No.
00:44:35Liz wouldn't just leave me here.
00:44:39Maybe.
00:44:39You don't know her as well as you think you do.
00:44:42I know everything about Liz.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:47Any man that says they know everything about a girlfriend probably doesn't.
00:44:52How do you know?
00:44:54Because men are on a need-to-know basis.
00:44:59Well, that may be you, but that's not everybody.
00:45:02Everybody.
00:45:03When you find her, ask.
00:45:05I will.
00:45:07But don't go asking questions you don't want to know the answer to.
00:45:11All right.
00:45:12You don't want me to ask.
00:45:13That's what it is.
00:45:15You've been warned.
00:45:17All right.
00:45:18Well, prepare to be wronged-ed.
00:45:23What?
00:45:24No reply to that, Ellie Mae?
00:45:27I know where she might be.
00:45:29Where?
00:45:29Come on.
00:45:34So, what's the plan?
00:45:35We're just going to wait here?
00:45:37I am.
00:45:39There's two places we go when zombies are on the loose.
00:45:42The river, because zombies don't like water.
00:45:45And the old church.
00:45:47Because zombies don't like church?
00:45:50They don't like our church.
00:45:53I have to get back to the house.
00:45:56I'm not leaving with sunrises.
00:45:58We don't know how many have escaped.
00:46:01So, we're just going to wait here?
00:46:03Listen, sweet pea.
00:46:04I've been running from zombies before you were born.
00:46:07If there's one thing I know is that-
00:46:12Oh, my God.
00:46:15Oh, my God.
00:46:22Jesus Christ.
00:46:41Die, zombie bitch.
00:46:46Looks like I got here just in time.
00:46:53Is that Carl?
00:46:56Maybe I could have got here a little sooner.
00:47:01Come on, your boyfriend's looking for you.
00:47:05So this stuff really works?
00:47:07Not for you.
00:47:09It was empty.
00:47:13Chad's gonna flip when he finds out what I was doing tonight.
00:47:17He's searching for you right now.
00:47:21He knows I'm gone?
00:47:23He's been out with Ellie Mae all night looking for you.
00:47:27Oh.
00:47:30I know that look.
00:47:33Ellie Mae's not a threat.
00:47:39She's pretty and I'm sure a lot of fun.
00:47:42That's true.
00:47:44But Chad's not her type.
00:47:50He doesn't seem like your type either.
00:47:54Everybody says that but...
00:47:57We just work together.
00:48:00Like yin and yang.
00:48:02I bet he fills all your holes.
00:48:06What?
00:48:07Oh, not like that.
00:48:09It's a saying.
00:48:11You know, if someone fills your shortcomings and you fill theirs.
00:48:15You make each other better.
00:48:21He fills my holes.
00:48:26You didn't say where we're going.
00:48:29How'd you know Liz was the one you wanted to marry?
00:48:34I had this boyfriend once I was so in love with.
00:48:38I knew he was the one I was gonna marry and have seven babies with.
00:48:42Seven?
00:48:42I mean, my Aunt Susie had eight and it ruined her body so...
00:48:46Seven's my limit.
00:48:49Anyway, every night he would drop me off and I would run upstairs and start planning our wedding.
00:48:54Every detail of it.
00:48:56My dress.
00:48:57The guest list.
00:48:59We were gonna go on our honeymoon.
00:49:01It would've been perfect.
00:49:04What happened?
00:49:06He was walking home drunk one night on the tracks and got hit by a train.
00:49:12That's horrible.
00:49:13I thought so too.
00:49:15I first.
00:49:16And then I found out he was walking home from having sex with Jessica Penner.
00:49:21Well, he got what he deserved.
00:49:23Zombie deer, right?
00:49:25Turn it around! Turn it around!
00:49:29Took you long enough.
00:49:33We're going to church.
00:49:35What?
00:49:36You asked where we're going. Come on.
00:49:45Jesus.
00:49:49You religious?
00:50:00What's in the bag?
00:50:02Oh, it's Carl's emergency supplies.
00:50:05It's an empty can of zombie repellent and some of his moonshine.
00:50:11Really?
00:50:13Carl wasn't good for much but sleeping with other people's wives and making killer moonshine.
00:50:25Woo!
00:50:27That's what I'm talking about!
00:50:31Go on.
00:50:34It'll put some hair on your chest.
00:50:46Oh, wow.
00:50:52Ooh!
00:50:54One more?
00:50:58I'm going to regret this.
00:51:00Moonshine regrets a whole different kind of regret.
00:51:03That's why we keep drinking it.
00:51:20I may have underestimated you, princess.
00:51:28Be a real shame. The zombie showed up right now.
00:51:31Stop!
00:51:33I'm trying to pee in peace.
00:51:38So what do you do?
00:51:39For money?
00:51:42Opening a restaurant.
00:51:44Oh, we have one of those here.
00:51:45It's called the Country Kitchen.
00:51:48It was called Jim's Country Kitchen.
00:51:51But then Jim murdered somebody and went to jail so they took his name out.
00:51:57Mine's a tiki bar.
00:52:00What's that?
00:52:01It's like a Hawaiian, Polynesian themed bar.
00:52:04Good music and fun decorations.
00:52:08Just classic escapism.
00:52:10That sounds fun.
00:52:12Yeah.
00:52:13Liz isn't too thrilled about it though.
00:52:16She doesn't drink much.
00:52:18I never used to be a big drinker either.
00:52:21And then I started doing a lot.
00:52:22Now I really like it.
00:52:25Now Liz, she takes more than one sip and she gets really emotional.
00:52:31Then she throws up.
00:52:36I can't.
00:52:38I don't know if I can marry Chad.
00:52:42He's so wonderful.
00:52:45That's a good thing.
00:52:47Right?
00:52:48No.
00:52:50That's not good.
00:52:53It's great.
00:52:56Then what's the problem?
00:52:59My friends, they...
00:53:02They...
00:53:05They...
00:53:08They don't like him?
00:53:10I think they like him better.
00:53:14What makes you think that?
00:53:16They told me.
00:53:19That doesn't mean...
00:53:23There's anything wrong with you.
00:53:25It doesn't.
00:53:27You and me?
00:53:29We're the serious types.
00:53:31But we get shit done.
00:53:35But no one ever says thank you.
00:53:39No.
00:53:44You got that right.
00:53:51More zombies.
00:53:53I got it.
00:54:13Don't get too cocky.
00:54:14That's when they'll get you.
00:54:15Yeah.
00:54:19You know...
00:54:21You're great and everything, but the fact that you don't have social media like Facebook or Instagram...
00:54:28I just don't think we're ever going to see each other again.
00:54:30You know?
00:54:33But, uh...
00:54:34I really hope you find your lose.
00:54:36You know?
00:54:38But I ain't lose a lose.
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:42I meant more of like a...
00:54:45Significant other...
00:54:46Kind of thing.
00:54:47You know?
00:54:49I hope I do too.
00:54:53Hear that?
00:55:07Liz!
00:55:08You need to get over here, big guy.
00:55:11Tell him.
00:55:26Are you okay?
00:55:27I'm scared.
00:55:30This is zombies.
00:55:32I saw them too.
00:55:34No, I'm...
00:55:35I'm scared about getting married.
00:55:38I'm scared about having kids and...
00:55:41And buying a house and...
00:55:44In the right school zone and...
00:55:47And then what if we don't work and we have to worry about custody and then...
00:55:52In retirement?
00:55:54Do you know how much it costs to retire?
00:55:58In college?
00:56:00Shit, we should probably just have one kid.
00:56:02Cause that costs so much.
00:56:05And I want to be supportive of your Tiki bar.
00:56:08But...
00:56:09Do you know how many bar restaurants go under?
00:56:14It's staggering.
00:56:18Honey, I'm scared about all those things too.
00:56:22Really?
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:26Why aren't you freaking out?
00:56:27Why didn't you say anything?
00:56:31Because...
00:56:32We'll have each other.
00:56:34I know that together we can do anything.
00:56:52Honey, what are you throwing up?
00:56:58I know that.
00:57:01I know that.
00:57:04I know that.
00:57:05My dress!
00:57:12Oh...
00:57:14Oh, thank God.
00:57:19Miss!
00:57:20Oh!
00:57:20Oh!
00:57:24Oh!
00:57:28Oh, no!
00:57:44I'm better than you!
00:57:57No!
00:58:03Oh, no.
00:58:08Why?!
00:58:18I'm sorry, Liz.
00:58:21You'll find another, even better wedding dress.
00:58:26Oh, no. Did you lose your ring?
00:58:32I'll find it!
00:58:34Wait.
00:58:37It's at Mrs. Powell's house.
00:58:41Are you sure?
00:58:43It's on the side table.
00:58:47So, what do you want to do?
00:58:51We're gonna go get it.
00:58:54Okay. Bye!
00:59:33It's not here.
00:59:35What do you mean it's not there?
00:59:36It's not here.
00:59:37What do you mean it's not there?
00:59:40What do you mean it's not there?
00:59:40I always put my ring on the nightstand when I take a shower.
00:59:46Okay.
00:59:48That's just your steps.
00:59:49What's the last thing you remember?
00:59:51I heard Mrs. Powell outside.
00:59:54I think she was dragging a body and cutting it up in the basement.
00:59:58A body?
00:59:58Why would you be cutting up a body?
01:00:03Fuck.
01:00:04You broke the house rules.
01:00:07I said lights out at nine.
01:00:13I think you actually said ten.
01:00:23You shouldn't have come back for your ring.
01:00:25I was getting worried that my little Jimmy wouldn't have enough to eat this week.
01:00:30But God brought you back to us.
01:00:34I fed him a few hours ago.
01:00:36But you already know that.
01:00:39Jimmy was my youngest and was turned when he was only 17.
01:00:43The sheriff found him and brought him back to me.
01:00:46It may be a few hours.
01:00:48But when he's hungry, he'll come for you.
01:00:54One more thing.
01:00:58In my basement, no one can hear you scream.
01:01:27You know, if I'm gonna die, there's no one I'd rather die with than you.
01:01:40Jack, please do something.
01:01:42I can't do anything with these.
01:01:47I have an idea.
01:01:48What?
01:01:48It's gross.
01:01:50We have to spit on them.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54All right.
01:01:58Hey.
01:01:59Hey.
01:02:00Hey.
01:02:01Hey.
01:02:01Hey.
01:02:07Hey.
01:02:16Hey.
01:02:18Hey.
01:02:25Hey.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:30Hey.
01:02:30Hey.
01:02:44Not again.
01:02:54It's empty.
01:03:04What?
01:03:08Zombies are crippled by hairspray?
01:03:14Liz, I think we're being played.
01:03:17Why?
01:03:20For their own personal amusement.
01:03:23Why would anyone do that?
01:03:27I don't know, but we're gonna find out.
01:03:44Hey!
01:03:47Can I help you?
01:03:48I want to talk with Tommy.
01:03:50Who?
01:03:51Tommy, the girl who works here?
01:03:54I'm the only one who works here.
01:03:56Well, she was working here yesterday.
01:03:59You must be thinking of someplace else.
01:04:09Hey.
01:04:20What the hell?
01:04:22Come on.
01:04:27Marceo.
01:04:29Wow.
01:04:31A nice building.
01:04:32Give me the keys.
01:04:34Ow.
01:04:37Where are you going?
01:04:38Going to get some answers.
01:04:40Come on.
01:04:41Oh.
01:04:44How do you walk so fast?
01:04:52Please.
01:04:53Please.
01:04:53We can just walk into the house.
01:04:55Why?
01:04:55What's going to happen?
01:04:56I'm going to be arrested by a sheriff that doesn't exist?
01:05:00Wait.
01:05:01Wait.
01:05:02What?
01:05:03Okay.
01:05:04All I'm saying is that we should just be polite and just ask someone to happen.
01:05:10Are you insane?
01:05:17Liz!
01:05:18Why are you so mad?
01:05:26What day is it?
01:05:29Sunday.
01:05:32And what time?
01:05:3810.37.
01:05:42And that doesn't mean anything to you.
01:05:47Are you hungry?
01:05:50I don't know.
01:05:52No.
01:05:52That's the problem.
01:05:54We missed our own wedding.
01:06:02But Liz.
01:06:03It's just the two of us.
01:06:05We can get married anytime we want.
01:06:08That's not the point.
01:06:10You didn't even remember.
01:06:18I mean, to be fair, there were zombies.
01:06:25I just want to go home.
01:06:40What the fuck?
01:06:41When we were down by the river and you were being eaten by the zombie and I saved her, she
01:06:46was on the ground.
01:06:47Yeah.
01:06:48That's Carl.
01:06:49Are they making fun of us?
01:06:50And I'm chewing the tobacco and I see her eye in a moment.
01:06:53I said, help yourself.
01:07:07Oh.
01:07:08Hi.
01:07:11Huh.
01:07:13You people are horrible.
01:07:16Is this your idea of fun?
01:07:19Scaring people for sport?
01:07:24Chad, do something.
01:07:26What do you want me to do?
01:07:31Liz.
01:07:36I'm sorry you didn't enjoy your experience, but this is what you pay for.
01:07:46Liz.
01:07:48I don't know why you're so upset.
01:07:50I thought we did a really good job.
01:07:53You're all crazy!
01:08:00I know the site says no refunds.
01:08:03But if you're this unhappy, I'll go talk to everyone and see what we can do.
01:08:10What the fuck are you talking about?
01:08:13Charles and Elsie, extreme zombie experience. Booked and paid three months ago.
01:08:19That's not even the same names!
01:08:21You're not that far off.
01:08:24Well, if you aren't Charles and Elsie, where are they?
01:08:29Hey, it's just a girl from work.
01:08:32Nobody from work sends me nudes!
01:08:34This has never happened before.
01:08:37Do you even work at the garage?
01:08:39What happened to all your tattoos?
01:08:41No.
01:08:42They were fake.
01:08:44My real name is Mary Elizabeth.
01:08:46I own the bakery on Main Street.
01:08:50Thomas is the morning radio guy over at WGLC.
01:08:54All country, all day.
01:08:56100.1 WGLC.
01:09:00Richard is the city attorney.
01:09:03Liz is a lovely girl, by the way.
01:09:05Mrs. Powell is actually Mrs. Powell.
01:09:09I can never remember my fake name.
01:09:11And Barry was the sheriff.
01:09:13He owns the sawmill down by the river.
01:09:16Liz speaks very highly of you.
01:09:19So you're all just actors?
01:09:22Yeah.
01:09:27Okay.
01:09:29Where are you going?
01:09:33We missed our wedding this morning.
01:09:37And it's all my fault.
01:09:38It doesn't even matter because it's too late.
01:09:43So thanks.
01:09:45Hold on there, son.
01:09:47It's never too late.
01:09:49This little hiccup shouldn't stop you from getting married.
01:09:53Look, I think things are a bit beyond repair at this point.
01:09:57You guys don't understand.
01:09:58Liz is perfect, right?
01:10:00She's smart. She's funny.
01:10:01She bought a bass guitar.
01:10:03She doesn't play bass, but she's going to learn.
01:10:06She writes handwritten birthday cards for people on their birthdays.
01:10:11Who does that?
01:10:13It's a really nice thing to do.
01:10:15I don't know what I am.
01:10:17Liz was my one in a million.
01:10:20Right?
01:10:21And I blew it.
01:10:23I have never seen her look at me the way that she did this morning.
01:10:27I disappointed her in literally the worst way possible.
01:10:33Chadwick Allen Webber.
01:10:37There's no one on the planet I would rather marry than you.
01:10:43This girl loves you a lot.
01:10:48You find the good in everyone, in every situation.
01:10:52I bet you're even starting to like these people.
01:10:56Yeah.
01:10:58You know that Clem has his own radio show?
01:11:00What did you do then?
01:11:01100.1.
01:11:02All country, all day.
01:11:05Yeah.
01:11:08You're going to make a great husband and an amazing father.
01:11:13I'd marry you anytime, anywhere.
01:11:17Because there's nothing we can't do together.
01:11:19Right?
01:11:20You know, if you guys still want to get married today,
01:11:23we can make that happen, right?
01:11:27My dress got ruined.
01:11:31Gus went a little overboard out of the old church.
01:11:35We can find you a dress.
01:11:38Really?
01:11:40I suggest you get up there and give her a kiss before she changes her mind.
01:11:49Looks like we've got some work to do here.
01:12:19You may be seated.
01:12:20You may be seated.
01:12:21You may be seated.
01:12:24Howdy, folks.
01:12:26Howdy, man.
01:12:27We're here today to marry Elizabeth Marie Gamble and Chadwick Allen Weber.
01:12:35Although new to our town, an unfortunate misunderstanding has led to a shotgun wedding.
01:12:41Unlike others we've had.
01:12:43No offense, Sarah and Mike.
01:12:46We're going to keep this short so we can get to the food.
01:12:48Chad, do you take Elizabeth to be your wife?
01:12:53I do.
01:12:55And Elizabeth, do you take Chad to be your husband?
01:13:00I do.
01:13:01If anyone can show just cause why Chad and Liz may not be lawfully wed, speak now or forever hold
01:13:11your peace.
01:13:21Larry?
01:13:23It's over.
01:13:24Don't you check your phone?
01:13:36Sorry.
01:13:37My phone is dead.
01:13:38Sit down, Larry.
01:13:47Now we get to the good stuff.
01:13:50I signed my name on a dotted line and it was good, good, good.
01:13:56The cows got milk at supper time and it was good, good, good.
01:14:06The moon twinkled high in the southern sky and it was good, good, good.
01:14:13Now the honeymoon's over, it just up and died.
01:14:19But it was good, good, good.
01:14:23All the good times and the bad.
01:14:27The best times I ever had.
01:14:31The choice between happy and sad.
01:14:36All the good times and the bad, bad, bad.
01:14:42Liz.
01:14:44She gets a little cranky.
01:14:49Late afternoon.
01:14:51Oh, it's really coming down.
01:14:54Okay.
01:14:55Who's that hot table?
01:14:56Jane.
01:14:59She writes handwritten birthday cards for people on their birthdays.
01:15:04Who does that?
01:15:05She was my wolf.
01:15:07Fuck it.
01:15:09Is this, is this your idea?
01:15:17I suggest you give, go up there and give her a kiss before she changes to it.
01:15:20And then I stead her all over the fucking place.
01:15:22Sorry.
01:15:30It's too good.
01:15:32Sorry.
01:15:33Mosquito.
01:15:35What?
01:15:36Every Thursday the tables get out.
01:15:39Nope, they don't.
01:15:40They don't get out.
01:15:41Every Thursday.
01:15:44But when you get there, it's just a big bunch.
01:15:47Oh my God.
01:15:50And when you get there, it's.
01:15:51So take it back away.
01:15:52Yeah.
01:15:57Get out of here with, um, stop, uh, the devil.
01:16:10It's soft and sweet and every pair of lips is a different color, different color flavor.
01:16:16No, it's not.
01:16:18And this man, he always puts his head in the gator's mouth.
01:16:20But then I think, no, no, no.
01:16:23No.
01:16:25What?
01:16:26What?
01:16:26No.
01:16:27Careful.
01:16:28Why?
01:16:31I'm sorry.
01:16:35What the fuck?
01:16:38Honey, what are you talking about?
01:16:41Come on.
01:16:42And I want to be supportive of your tiki bar.
01:16:46I don't know.
01:16:53I don't know.
01:17:03Hello?
01:17:06Is it over?
01:17:10Are we done?
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