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00:22Previously on Betsyn
00:24Hi babe, it was supposedly a special honeymoon night
00:28Huwag nga ngayon eh!
00:29Ano?
00:30Napabaliw ka na?
00:31Isang babe mo!
00:33Tumigil ka nga! Break na kami!
00:35Pero dahil sa drama ni Beth, naging walwala night
00:38Ano?
00:39Hindi ko, tungkol!
00:40Kaya ako, sasya mo!
00:42Ayaw mo?
00:44Hindi ko?
00:47Mamatay niya ako mag-isa
00:56I can't do this anymore!
00:58I'm breaking up with you!
00:59No, I can't go!
01:01Hey!
01:02Huwag!
01:02Pamagsak na ang Betsyn!
01:07For a daily mantra, repeat after me
01:11I am strong
01:13I am strong
01:15I am strong
01:16I am valid
01:18I am valid
01:20I am valid
01:21I can survive all things
01:24I can survive all things
01:30Beth?
01:34Beth?
01:35Can we talk?
01:37Beth?
01:41Can you just give me time alone?
01:43Please
01:44Thank you
01:48Beth!
01:53Beth!
02:06Sini yung Buntis?
02:09Beth,
02:10Buntis ako
02:11At ikaw ang ama
02:14Alam kong mahal mo pa ako kaya nabuo ang batang ito
02:21I'm sure that's not how biology works
02:26Panagutan mo ko, Beth
02:28Hindi ako papayag na lumaki ang batang ito nang walang ama
02:31Are you high?
02:32Would you take shrooms?
02:34And you nakayo ka ng baby, no?
02:35Pero, Beth?
02:36Oh my God!
02:38Lalabos na ka, baby!
02:40Huh?
02:41Agad-agad?
02:42Ah!
02:47Ben!
02:47Ben!
02:49Ben!
02:52Ben!
02:57Ben!
03:00Ben!
03:01Ben!
03:02Ben!
03:09Momma!
03:12Ben ì—‡
03:28Oh, my God, I don't want to talk to you to my body.
03:42What's your name? Why not? Why not?
03:50Why not? Why not? Why not?
04:50Yes!
04:52Aw, gising na si Mommy Beth.
04:55Good morning, Mommy.
04:58Say hello to our baby.
05:00What the fuck?
05:31Oh, gising na si Mommy Beth.
05:36Oh, gising na si Mommy Beth.
05:45Cindy.
05:47What the fuck?
05:49Can you please explain to me why there's a baby in our condo?
05:53The last thing I remember,
05:55I was sleeping at night.
05:58Then I had a honeymoon.
05:59I was sleeping at night.
06:01Then I was sleeping at night.
06:03I was sleeping at night.
06:06Pwede ba?
06:06Huwag ka maingay.
06:07Lalo mo niya makakatulog to eh.
06:09Can you please calm down?
06:10How can I calm down?
06:12Para saan ba yan?
06:17How can I calm down?
06:19Kaninong baby ba yan?
06:21Baby natin.
06:23Anong baby natin?
06:25Oh my God!
06:26Daan ang sumasakit yung ulo ko sa'yo?
06:27Oh!
06:28Ayan na!
06:29Tingnan mo!
06:30Look what you did!
06:31Lalo mo siyang in upset!
06:33Patahanin mo yan!
06:34What?
06:34No!
06:35Patahanin mo!
06:40Patadehin mo!
06:41Patadehin mo!
06:48Patadehin mo!
06:49Ikaw na!
06:50Ikaw na!
06:52Sorry.
06:53Ano ba ito?
06:54Huwag ka ba tayo tumigil?
06:55Sorry.
07:03Huwag mo kong iiwan!
07:05Magpasagin-kirit na ako to!
07:07What?
07:08Gano'n na ba kabaliwan tingin mo sa'kin?
07:12Ya?
07:15Huwag!
07:15Tanah!
07:17Tanah!
07:19Stop!
07:20Crying!
07:24Yan!
07:25Good boy!
07:27Huwag ka talaga ang parang baliwan yan!
07:39Oh yes!
07:41Yes!
07:41Uy!
07:42Anong ginagawa mo?
07:44Para saan pa kasi itong patang to?
07:46Content of course!
07:47Oh my God!
07:48Nababaliw ka na!
07:50Kumukha pa talaga ng bata!
07:51Epekta ba yan ang bukol sa ulo mo?
07:54Uy!
07:54Si Mommy Bert nagpapatawa!
07:56Hindi naman funny!
07:57Stop it!
07:58Stop that!
07:59Stop that!
08:00Stop that!
08:00Huwag ka pal tablet!
08:01Baka nakakalimutan mo, may atraso ka sa'kin ha!
08:04Nakita mo na ba yung last upload natin?
08:06Pinabagsak mo ang viewership natin!
08:08Ang dami nating haters!
08:10Sabi nila!
08:11Fake couple daw tayo!
08:13Di ba?
08:14That's not the point!
08:15Ang point is, sinabi ko sa'yo mag-disguise ka kapag kikitain mo si Kate.
08:20But no!
08:21Hindi mo lang binalandra yung mukha mo,
08:23gumawa ka pa ng eksena,
08:24nagpakuha ka pa ng video sa isang fan!
08:27Thank you ha!
08:28Thank you!
08:30Pinaalala mo sa'kin na break na kami ni Kate!
08:33Hence!
08:34Hindi ko na kailangan yung prize money mo.
08:37At isa pang hence,
08:39hindi ko na kailangan sumunod sa mga sinasabi mo.
08:41Di ba, baby?
08:43Di na tayo susunod.
08:45Di na.
08:46He agrees with me.
08:55Look, Bess.
08:57Hiniram ko lang yan sa isang family friend, okay?
09:00Gusto nila magkaroon na exposure yung bata.
09:02Like, siguro makita ng tiki-tiki or whatever.
09:05Plus, pinangakuha ko sila ng konting balato lang naman
09:07sa cash price na mapapanalo na natin sa hashtag relationship goals.
09:11And Dias, huwag ka nang kukontra dahil konti na lang maniniwala na ako
09:14na pinaglikas sa kontra bulate.
09:16And I'm claiming it.
09:18We.
09:18Will.
09:19Win.
09:21Iwan na.
09:26Alam mo, since di ko alam kung may tutuling na iwan dyan sa tenga mo,
09:30kaya di mo ako narinig, di mo ako pinapakinggan.
09:32Pero uulitin ko na lang sa'yo.
09:39Mana akong pake.
09:42Sa contest na to.
09:44Pa.
09:44Pa.
09:45Pa.
09:54Pa.
09:56Pa.
09:57Pa.
10:02Pa.
10:03Pa.
10:04Pa.
10:04Pa.
10:05Pa.
10:05Pa.
10:07Pa.
10:08Pa.
10:09Pa.
10:10Pa.
10:11Pa.
10:11Pa.
10:12Pa.
10:12Pa.
10:14Pa.
10:15Pa.
10:15Pa.
10:17Pa.
10:19Pa.
10:20Pa.
10:21Pa.
10:29Pa.
10:30You don't have any reason for joining the contest.
10:37But...
10:38But still?
10:40Think about it.
10:42Think about the prize.
10:44Think about everything you can do there.
10:47You're not just Kate's world around.
10:51Okay, just like that.
10:53Why don't you think of all of the things that you hate about?
10:57So, just like that.
11:00Like what?
11:03Like what?
11:04Perfect?
11:07Yeah.
11:11Flawless, maputi ang kilikili.
11:13Stretch marks, kuyo kot, wala.
11:15Bad breath, buni, alipunga, an-an?
11:17Wala.
11:19What's that? Ata o Santa?
11:21I know, right?
11:23Well, may Santa bang pumapatol sa girlfriend ng may girlfriend?
11:28Okay.
11:28Hindi na nakakatulong ito.
11:30Thanks.
11:30Ano ba kasi ang gusto mo?
11:33Oh, ikaw.
11:34Ano rin ang gusto mo?
11:36Oh, ay.
11:37Yung ka na na, ma.
11:44Oh.
11:45Oh my God.
11:45So, hindi naamoy mo yun?
11:46Oh my gosh!
11:47Beth, did you just fart?
11:48Hindi ako!
11:51Oh, you cutie pie!
11:54Ew! Ano ka ba?
11:55Itamong yan!
11:56Ew, ew, ew!
11:58Baho!
11:59Abit naman eh!
12:01Mmm!
12:03Okay, wait.
12:03Let me film this.
12:08Babe, ano ba?
12:13Oh, yes!
12:15Nice!
12:16Nice!
12:18Mga umamis!
12:20Ay, wait lang.
12:21Mga umamis!
12:23So, kita nyo naman,
12:24hindi na pa iyak ng iyak si baby.
12:26And then, na-realize namin na,
12:28nag-poop pala siya!
12:29Umutin na lang talaga.
12:31Nanotice agad ni Mommy Beth.
12:32Gabi yung struggle sa pag-aalaga ng baby.
12:35So, ngayon, titinan na natin
12:38kung paano paaalagaan ni Mommy Beth si baby.
12:41Papalta na niya ngayon ng diaper.
12:43Fresh diaper!
12:45Smile, Mommy Beth!
12:48Babe!
12:49Papapot na ang diaper, wipes,
12:51saka yung powder, babe.
12:53Sure, babe!
12:55Okay, this is the baby bag.
12:57Diaper!
12:58Check!
13:00Wipes!
13:01Check!
13:04Powder!
13:08Check!
13:12Mga umamis!
13:13Mga umis kita niya naman,
13:14talagang matagal na namin pinaplano magkaroon ng baby.
13:17Actually,
13:17sa super-excited namin dalawa,
13:19mayroon na kami mga name options.
13:21Ano nga ba yung sin-adjust mong name?
13:24Mark?
13:27Mark?
13:28Sa dami ng pangalan sa mundo, Mark?
13:32Nananadya ka ba?
13:34Nananadya lang! May ginagawa ko!
13:36Ano ba?
13:37Pangalan lang Beth!
13:38Maging creative ka naman!
13:39Something with, you know, meaning!
13:41Like, Hezekiah or Zebedee.
13:45Wow!
13:46Ganun!
13:47May mga pangalan gusto ng nani mong pastora, ha?
13:50Well, it's in the jest niya, yes.
13:52Yes.
13:53May mark din naman sa Bible, ha?
13:55Tsaka,
13:56wow, may naisip ka na pala,
13:57tanong ka pa sa akin.
13:58That's not the point.
14:00Okay, the point is,
14:03ayoko tanang ng baby.
14:04Ay?
14:05Ayoko magpanggap sa harap ng camera.
14:08Why?
14:10Life is a precious thing.
14:12Sabihin mo yan sa mga bata sa ang tunan.
14:14Kaya nga tayo nag-a-adopt eh.
14:29Okay.
14:34Okay.
14:35Okay ka na.
14:37Nice.
14:38Ah, chill ka na dyan.
14:41Okay ka na.
14:42Good.
14:43Good.
14:44Good.
14:44Good job, Beth.
14:46For someone who doesn't like babies,
14:49you look natural.
14:52So what are you saying?
14:53I'm a natural mother?
14:55If you want.
14:57Mothers are the most hardworking people I know.
15:01Don't patronize me, okay?
15:03Yeah, you just stop being offended.
15:06You just tell someone not to be offended.
15:09For you to decide.
15:11Sorry.
15:13Sorry.
15:14Wala naman ako masamang ibig sabihin dun eh.
15:17Sinasabi ko lang
15:19that you look good taking care of other people.
15:23Whether it's a baby or an adult like me.
15:31Okay, alam ko,
15:32hindi ka na gano'n sa enthusiastic na manalo dito sa relationship mo yun style with Kate.
15:38And then sorry kung parang ako yung dahilan.
15:41Well, okay.
15:42Ako talaga yung dahilan.
15:44Pero,
15:45riiisip ko nga diba na
15:47their consent and like I said last night,
15:51kakausapin ko siya.
15:52I-explain ko sa kanya.
15:53And hopefully after that,
15:55mag-usap na kayong dalawa.
15:57Pero, Beth,
15:59promise mo sa akin na
16:01pag naging okay na kayo,
16:03panalo mo itong contest para sa atin, please.
16:11Please?
16:15Okay.
16:17Okay.
16:30Okay.
16:35That's a different thing.
16:35I have to go trip.
16:40That's a different thing.
16:42I can't wait for help.
16:43I can't wait.
16:44First thing I have to go to,
16:48I can't wait for everything.
16:50You can't wait for help.
16:51Let's just hang out.
16:51Just hang out.
17:05Hello?
17:07Hello?
17:08Sino to?
17:11Um, ikaw kaya yung nag-miss call?
17:14Look, if this is a prank,
17:15I don't have any time for you.
17:18Ah, no, no, no, no.
17:20Ah, this is Cindy.
17:21Cindy?
17:23Betsyn?
17:23I don't have any time for you.
17:23Ex ni Beth?
17:26Ah, that's Cindy.
17:29That's Cindy.
17:31What?
17:32Ano, did Beth ask you to call me?
17:36Ah, no.
17:38I mean,
17:39well, kasi hindi mo sinasagot yung tawag niya, so
17:43I was hoping lang na
17:47makatulong.
17:48Ba't di na lang kayo yung mag-usap?
17:51Tutal kasal naman na din kayo, di ba?
17:53Maabala pa kayo ng ibang tao, eh.
17:56Why not remove that
17:57stick up your ass and not try to be a complete bitch?
18:01No, ah, sorry.
18:03Sorry, Kate, ah...
18:05Look, okay.
18:07Ginagawa ni Beth lahat
18:09para sa contest na to
18:11para sa'yo.
18:14Gusto niya ma-please ka niya,
18:18nabigyan niya yung apartment na gusto mo,
18:20so
18:22kung ano man yung mga trip mo pa sa buhay,
18:25hindi naman tayo close,
18:26so hindi ko alam kung ano yung mga yun, pero
18:29whatever that is,
18:31Beth can give it to you
18:32through this contest.
18:35And
18:37Beth is a nice person, di ba?
18:39So
18:40lahat ng pakuloko
18:42ginagawa niya.
18:44So what?
18:47Do you want me to forgive her right away?
18:51Naroon ko.
18:53Dishon mo yan.
18:55But what I'm asking you is,
18:59please give her a chance.
19:03Ito naman lang yung tao.
19:06Ah, ay fine.
19:07Sige, I'll talk to her.
19:10Actually, katabi ko siya ngayon.
19:13I'll give her the phone.
19:16I'll leave you too.
19:26Babe?
19:29Babe?
19:31Babe?
19:33Babe?
19:33Sito alam, di ko alam kung ano yung explanation na bibigay ko sa'yo.
19:37I want you to know.
19:40Di ko naman si Cindy.
19:43Di ko alam kung ano gagawin ko.
19:45Di ko na ako sinasagot kagabi.
19:50Sala.
19:53Di ko pa ako isa pang chance.
19:56Please.
20:00Babe?
20:03I don't know.
20:10Sige.
20:12I'll forgive you.
20:15Pero...
20:16I really need space right now para makapag-isip.
20:20Okay.
20:22It's...
20:23That's enough.
20:28Basta...
20:28Basta hindi mo pa ako pinagsasaraduan ng dito.
20:34Thank you for understanding.
20:36Bye.
20:45Sins!
20:46Sins!
20:50Sins!
20:50Thank you!
20:51Thank you!
20:52Thank you!
20:53Okay daw, okay daw.
21:03Sige, sige!
21:09Oh! Ano na?
21:11Nagabalik ka na kayo?
21:13Kamusta?
21:14Hindi pa.
21:14Pero we're kind of in limbo.
21:16But...
21:17Sabi niya bibigyan niya pa ako ng isa pang chance.
21:19That's good!
21:20Thank you ah!
21:21That's good, right?
21:22May chance ka na.
21:24Oo.
21:24Very good!
21:25Yeah!
21:26Pero...
21:27Hindi na ako pwedeng pumalpak.
21:28It might be my last chance.
21:33So ano?
21:34Kung na tayong content?
21:35Ready ka na?
21:37Yeah.
21:37I'm in a good mood now.
21:39Okay.
21:40So naisip ko,
21:42siguro ilive na lang natin yung...
21:44yung baby challenge para...
21:46hindi na tayo mag-edit and...
21:49makakatulong yun sa watch hours natin.
21:50Diba?
21:51Kim!
21:51Paano gusto mo gawin?
21:52Basta maipanalan natin.
21:54Like I promised.
21:59So anong gagawin natin?
22:01Well, we need milk.
22:04Milk?
22:05Yeah.
22:05For the baby.
22:07Okay.
22:09Don't worry.
22:10We have Sally.
22:12Who's Sally?
22:14Sally!
22:15Our shopping ally!
22:18Sins!
22:19Pwede na na yung grocery natin!
22:23Oo!
22:25Ang ganin ano!
22:26Sobrang convenience sa Pure Gold Mobile.
22:28Oh yes!
22:30Now with less time to do the groceries,
22:33we have more time for the baby.
22:34Right.
22:39Si baby!
22:45Baka siya umiiyak.
22:47No?
22:47Patal ko tinanong mo.
22:49Wala bang package instructions?
22:51Yung sa hinirawan?
22:53Wait!
22:53Huwag ka kasi puro side comment!
22:54Joke lang!
22:55Parang di siya baka hini!
22:57Parang may sipon!
22:59Tawag po tayo ng doktor!
23:01Tawag po tayo ng doktor!
23:02Hindi!
23:02Kailangan lang natin tanggalin yung sipon!
23:05Okay.
23:06So,
23:07Manonong ba suminga ang bata?
23:10Pindutin ko na lang yung ilong?
23:11Wait!
23:11No!
23:12Wait lang!
23:13Itinong ko ba kami yung aspirator sa baby bag?
23:16Oo, tama na!
23:23Tanggalin namin yan ha!
23:24Wait lang!
23:26Besan mo!
23:27Parang nakalimutan yata ng mami niya yung aspirator eh!
23:30Oo!
23:30So, anong gagawin natin?
23:33Okay!
23:34Alam mo kinwento sa akin ng mama ko na
23:36Yung baby daw ako,
23:38Kapag nahihirapan ako suminga,
23:41So, yung sip-sip ng dadi ko yung sipon sa ilong ko.
23:44Okay, so?
23:45So,
23:47Sip-sipin mo na lang?
23:49Sige!
23:49Wait! No!
23:50Sipon yan ha!
23:52Katiri!
23:52Ano?
23:53Sipon is just bodily fluid!
23:55Which I'm sure you're not a stranger to one.
24:04Sip-sipin mo na yung ano?
24:05Sipon!
24:06Sip-sipin mo na yung ano?
24:07Sipon!
24:07Sip-sipin mo na yung ano?
24:22Mmm!
24:25Oh!
24:26Ay!
24:26May sigurata ko ba dito?
24:28Yes! Sige na!
24:29Para matapos na!
24:39Hrwk!
24:44Das ka yung master!
24:46Hindi niya sa wang si Kursi ko ngayon!
24:49Huwk!
24:50Buka makakahingat!
24:50Sip-sip!
24:53Sip-sip!
24:53Baka magising!
24:54Baka magising!
24:56Sorry!
24:57Caspain ko eh!
24:57Sorry kasak ac ak.
24:57Kasak ako eh!
24:58Hey.
24:59Oh, emo.
25:03But in fairness, impressive yung ginawa mo.
25:08Wow. Impressive, ha?
25:09Sunip si pang sipon ng gata.
25:12Ano naman?
25:13Ano naman, baby, too, eh?
25:26Ano naman, yung kaliyo ko sa bottle, eh?
25:29You have to do irrational things for babies.
25:37Pero cute naman siya, ano?
25:40Ano naman yun, di ba? That's love.
25:44Nakapagod naman talaga mag-alaga ng baby.
25:48Pero aminin mo, nag-enjoy ka.
25:51Di ba?
25:52Baby.
25:56Nag-enjoy naman ako.
25:59Yung nga.
26:00Shhh!
26:01Makamagising.
26:07Beth, thank you, ha?
26:11Alam ko naman, napilitan ka lang, eh.
26:16Ako, dapat mag-thank you sa'yo.
26:20Kasi tinutulungan mo ako kay Kim.
26:24Sus.
26:25Ayos.
26:26Wala yun.
26:29Ano ba naman yung...
26:31Ano ba yung kumuusap sa babaeng ng ahas sa girlfriend ko
26:35para magkabalikan sila?
26:37Malinta ba kayo?
26:41Ako talaga.
26:43Shhh!
26:45Ako talaga.
26:47Kasi tinutulungan mo ako kay Kim.
26:49Ano ba ngum, ahas sa tebe.
28:26This relationship's not working.
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