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00:04There it is.
00:05Our first dollar.
00:07Just $500,000 more and we'll be out of debt.
00:11Hey.
00:12Good morning, sunshine.
00:14I can't remember the last time I slept this late.
00:17Yeah, look at that bedhead.
00:18Not funny.
00:19Disagree.
00:20So what are you going to do with yourself?
00:23Things I never had time for.
00:24Clean out the attic, get the garage organized,
00:27put in that planting bed you've always wanted.
00:29Oh, that sounds fun.
00:31Disagree.
00:33Just letting our suppliers know McAllister tires under new management.
00:36So we should probably sit down and talk about the exciting changes happening here.
00:40Looking forward to it.
00:42What are you doing?
00:43Letting everyone know we're in charge now.
00:45Why?
00:46Because we're in charge now. Keep up.
00:48You're going to freak them out.
00:49Besides, it's not going to be that different.
00:51Yeah, it is. I got a lot of big ideas.
00:53Five years from now, we're going to have stores all across Texas.
00:55Okay. Now you're freaking me out.
00:58It's simple.
00:59You just use each store as collateral for a loan that opens up the next store in the next town.
01:03So you want to take out more and more debt?
01:05Ruben, you've got to understand. Debt is nothing to be afraid of.
01:08Debt is wealth.
01:09Oh, okay. I get it now.
01:11I'm in business with a lunatic.
01:19Beautiful.
01:22Garage organized, attic cleaved, planting bed planted.
01:28What have I done with my life?
01:31Ruben, I got it all worked out. Phase one. Crush the competition.
01:35How?
01:35Don't get hung up on the details. Phase two. Advertise. Radio, TV, billboards.
01:40This face is going to be everywhere.
01:42How about this face?
01:43I said radio.
01:45Phase three. We change our name and go nationwide.
01:48I know I'm going to regret this. What's the name?
01:52Dr. Tire.
01:54So we're doctors now.
01:55Well, I'm the doctor. You're more like a head nurse.
01:59Yeah.
02:01How are we out of brake pads?
02:03Did you order more?
02:04No.
02:04That's how.
02:06Well, if we just automated the inventory system like I've been telling you, we wouldn't have this problem.
02:09I told you, a new computer's too expensive.
02:12Maybe now, but we'll save money in the long run.
02:14Yeah, but in the short run, I'll be living in a tent.
02:17You've got to trust me on this.
02:19If we want to succeed, we've got to take risks.
02:21Believe me, I want to trust you.
02:22But there's this little voice in my head that keeps saying,
02:24Don't trust him!
02:35Have your pets spayed or neutered. We know, Bob.
02:40Hey.
02:41Where you been?
02:42Shh, she's asleep. We're at the park.
02:45You want to do something?
02:46Just got back from doing something.
02:48Something with me.
02:49Are you bored already?
02:50No.
02:51I don't know, maybe.
02:53Well, why don't you go walk around the mall like an old person?
02:56I cannot wait until your daughter is mean to you.
03:00You could go visit Georgie at the store.
03:02Oh, he don't want me there.
03:03Of course he does.
03:04You're just trying to get rid of me.
03:05You old people are so wise.
03:09You're not listening to me.
03:10If you know that, why are you still talking?
03:13How are we supposed to run a business if we can't make simple decisions?
03:16Did you even look at the profit loss report I wrote up?
03:18Yeah, I looked at it.
03:19But you don't run a business on numbers.
03:21Yes, you do.
03:23No, you run it on heart.
03:25You run it on instinct.
03:26Do I got to remind you of the two of us?
03:28I'm the one going to business school?
03:30Just because you go to school don't make you smarter than me.
03:31Yes, it do.
03:33And I've also worked your way longer than you.
03:35Yeah, you had a dead-end job until I came along.
03:37I made you what you are today.
03:39Broke? Angry? Working on an ulcer?
03:42Oh, please. Who don't have an ulcer? Have a tongue.
03:45Oh, you're in luck. Red's up next.
03:49Look, we're both adults. I'm sure we can find some way to agree.
03:52We never agree.
03:53Maybe that's something we should have thought about before we bought a business together.
03:56Well, if it helps, the doctor agrees.
04:03You need a hand?
04:04No. I shopped. I cooked. Why shouldn't I serve as well?
04:09You tell them, Mom.
04:10You didn't help either.
04:12I'm happy to help.
04:13Oh, thank you, sweetheart. But I've got this.
04:18Hey.
04:18Hey. You're home late.
04:20Don't miss that.
04:21I do.
04:22So, how's it going at the shop?
04:24Great. Busy.
04:26Good. That's good.
04:28Yeah, that's good.
04:30How's retirement?
04:32Good.
04:34Good?
04:35That's five goods if anyone's coming.
04:37You know, I was thinking tomorrow I'd try and get the Mustang running.
04:40Sorry. I can't help.
04:41That's okay. I'm sure it'll be just as much fun by myself.
04:44I bet Mandy or Connor...
04:45Not it!
04:48Oh, man.
04:52I got things to do. I can't spend the whole day working on the car with my dad.
04:56Oh, it ain't that bad. It's mostly listening to him talk about old-ass actresses and how hot they used
05:00to be.
05:02Great. So, you get to go have fun at work, and I have to hear how Angie Dickinson filled out
05:04a police uniform.
05:08If it makes you feel any better, I ain't having any fun at work.
05:11Well, what's going on?
05:13Ruben and I disagree about everything, and there's only two of us, so it's impossible for us to make a
05:16decision.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:20Can I tell you something?
05:21Of course.
05:22I'm kind of worried buying your dad's shop was a bad idea.
05:25Come on. You know you're excited to own your own business.
05:29Yeah, but I thought that meant getting to do things my way.
05:32You two will figure it out.
05:34I ain't so sure.
05:35Hey, there's only two of us, and somehow we manage.
05:38Yeah, but I can't act all sexy to get my way with Ruben.
05:43You think that works with me?
05:47Baby, I know it works with you.
05:51Damn it.
05:59Alright. Cece's asleep? Let's do this thing.
06:01Eh, forget about it.
06:03No, it'll be fun. A little father-daughter time.
06:05I ain't in the mood.
06:06Oh, come on. Gina Lola Bridgeta. Hubba hubba, right?
06:11I make a huge mistake.
06:13Selling the store?
06:13Yeah.
06:15Well, it's a big change. It'd be weird if it wasn't hard.
06:18Yeah, I guess.
06:22Sounds like Georgie's doing okay.
06:24I think the business is. The partnership, not so much.
06:26Oh, that's no surprise. Those two never really got along.
06:30Well, maybe instead of watching game shows and getting drunk in the garage, you could offer him some guidance.
06:36That's a little unkind, but not untrue.
06:39Yeah, I'll think about it.
06:40Great.
06:43So, how can I help with the car?
06:44No, no, hurry.
06:49You ever seen Barbarella?
06:54Bronco done?
06:55Almost.
06:56Great, we need to talk.
06:57Oh.
06:58I know automating the inventory is an expense, but there's only two of us now.
07:01We gotta work smarter, not harder.
07:02Dude, your mom put up her house.
07:04My abuela put up her savings.
07:06We need to be cautious.
07:07I get that, but if we stay in the past, we're a dinosaur.
07:10And we know what happened to them.
07:11I do.
07:12I finished high school.
07:14Hello?
07:15Back here.
07:16I know what happened to them.
07:17I saw Jurassic Park.
07:19Hey, fellas.
07:20Hey, Jim.
07:20You know that's not a documentary, right?
07:23What's going on?
07:24Oh, nothing.
07:24Everything's great.
07:25Dude, just tell them the truth.
07:28This ain't none of his business.
07:29It's confidential.
07:29Who's he gonna tell?
07:30He doesn't know anybody.
07:33Hi.
07:34I wanna buy a new computer and update the inventory system.
07:37Sounds expensive.
07:38Listen to this, man.
07:39Then again, you gotta modernize if you're gonna stay competitive.
07:42I heard that part.
07:44I worked here ten years and never once heard you talk about modernizing.
07:47It's because I'm cheap.
07:49So why are you saying it now?
07:50Because now it's not my money.
07:56Who wants the last slice?
07:59Go ahead.
08:00What?
08:01So you can be the good guy?
08:02You go ahead.
08:03You'd like that, wouldn't you?
08:04Sorry I asked.
08:06You know, maybe there's more than one way to go on this whole computer thing.
08:09Maybe there's a compromise.
08:10Like, you could lease one for a little while.
08:12See if it's worth it before you write a big check.
08:15What'd you think?
08:16I can live with that.
08:18You should talk to your accountant.
08:19There might be tax advantages to leasing.
08:21I hadn't thought of that.
08:22Do we have an accountant?
08:23That's the part I hadn't thought of.
08:25All right.
08:26Well, I bought you pizza.
08:28Solved all your problems.
08:29I think I've earned a nap.
08:32Thanks, Jim.
08:33Thank you, Mr. McCouse.
08:34No problem.
08:35You know, I wish I had a me when I was you.
08:38Actually, I did have a me.
08:40But it was me.
08:44I guess we need to get an accountant.
08:46With what money?
08:47You know what your problem is.
08:48You think like a poor guy.
08:50I am a poor guy.
08:51And so are you.
08:53Poverty is just a state of mind.
08:55No, it's eating butter sandwiches and sharing a Dodge Dart with your grandma.
08:58How about this?
08:59We hired an accountant.
09:00He finds us all kinds of tax loopholes and we pay him with the money we saved.
09:03Do you actually believe the word's coming out of your mouth?
09:05It don't matter if I believe.
09:07The question is, do you?
09:09No.
09:11Then I ain't done talking.
09:15Georgie working late again?
09:17Yeah.
09:18You know, I took your advice and stopped by the store.
09:20Oh, were you able to help him and Ruben work things out?
09:22I think so.
09:23You know, a lot of people, especially when they're starting out, think that there's only one way to do things.
09:28But I showed them that there is a middle way.
09:32Seems obvious.
09:33Well, it wasn't to them.
09:34Good for you, honey.
09:36Oh, it's no big deal.
09:38You know, I'm at that point in my life where it feels good to give back.
09:41Leave the world better than I found it.
09:45He needs this, right?
09:46We're going to let him have it.
09:54You should have seen him.
09:55The two of them were at each other's throats.
09:57Sounds terrible.
09:58It is.
09:58Good thing I was there.
10:01You're like the wise elder.
10:03I wouldn't say elder, but the wise thing tracks.
10:07Nice to see you happy.
10:09Well, them needing me made me feel like...
10:12You have value?
10:14Yeah.
10:16That's how I feel about Connor needing me.
10:18It's not the same thing.
10:20Why not?
10:21Well, mine is just normal human nature.
10:23Yours is a little creepy.
10:27Good night.
10:30Good night.
10:39You want to fool around?
10:41Really?
10:42I'm not too creepy?
10:45Daddy like creepy.
10:48Oh, my God.
10:51Oh, my God.
10:53Oh, my God.
10:55So...
10:56Fine.
11:05Hey.
11:06Sorry.
11:06Didn't mean to wake you.
11:07What time is it?
11:09A little after 11.
11:10You must be exhausted.
11:12I'm pissed.
11:13I had three toes, then had to go back to the office to catch up on paperwork because my partner's
11:16afraid of the future.
11:17I thought my dad helped smooth things out.
11:19He just bought us pizza and then ate it all.
11:22I'll just give Ruben some time.
11:23I'm sure I'll...
11:24You guys will figure it out.
11:26It ain't just computers.
11:28We disagree on everything.
11:30Well, why don't you just flip a coin?
11:32You're kidding, right?
11:34That's what the Wright brothers did to decide who was going to fly the plane first.
11:37That's dumb.
11:38They flip a coin at every football game, including the Super Bowl.
11:42Well, why didn't you say that first?
11:49I got the Mustang running.
11:51Congratulations.
11:52Want to go for a ride?
11:53I got Cece.
11:54Where are you?
11:55I'm not putting my baby in that thing.
11:56It's a classic.
11:57It's a death trap.
11:58It's a classic death trap.
12:01Fine.
12:02Where's your mom?
12:02She's at the store.
12:03Take Connor.
12:04Not it!
12:07Flip a coin?
12:08Are you serious?
12:09Mandy suggested it, and she went to college.
12:11I go to college.
12:12You go to night school.
12:13She went during the day.
12:15Nobody makes business decisions flipping a coin.
12:18All right.
12:19Rock, paper, scissors.
12:20This is ridiculous.
12:21We've tried everything else.
12:22We need a tiebreaker.
12:24Fine.
12:24But it shouldn't be a kid's game.
12:26It should involve strategy and skill.
12:29Tic-tac-toe?
12:30Well, you come up with something.
12:33How about some hoops?
12:34No way.
12:35You play basketball all the time.
12:36Okay.
12:38A foot race.
12:40What are you thinking?
12:41Post office in back.
12:42I'm wearing boots.
12:44I'll give you five seconds.
12:48One, two, three, four, five.
12:51Get out of my dreams.
12:54Get into my car.
12:56Get into my car.
12:58Get out of my dreams.
13:00I'm about to see, baby.
13:02Get into my car.
13:04Get out of my mind.
13:09Get into my mind.
13:10Get into my life.
13:12Get into my life.
13:13I say, hey, hey, hey, hey.
13:15Get into my car.
13:19Oh, baby.
13:24Baby driver.
13:26Let me tell you the real.
13:28Let me tell you the real.
13:28It's a ride.
13:31Touch how I'm going.
13:33Let's make a deal.
13:35Make it real.
13:37I'm gonna love you.
13:39Coming out for you.
13:40I'm your man.
13:42Get out of my mind.
13:44I like you on my face.
13:45I like you on my car.
13:47Hey.
13:48oh my god are you okay no what happened i took the mustang out for a drive and my hat
13:57flew off
13:57and i was afraid to get a sunburn but i couldn't get the top up and then the car crapped
14:01out and
14:01i had to walk home and i did get a sunburn why didn't you call georgie for a tow i
14:08tried no
14:09one answered why didn't you call me ran out of quarters come on let's get you in a cold shower
14:18okay being retired is hard for all of us
14:27you should have seen me i was like a wind so you didn't think to just take the boots off
14:33well no time the future of our family was at stake so now what you buy a computer yeah and
14:40maybe a
14:41pair of tennis shoes for next time next time this is how you're gonna settle arguments yeah why
14:46well who was watching the store while y'all were out running around like two dummies
14:50you're missing the point i won
14:56me what did i do oh sure okay cc you either need to be executed or whip up a fever
15:09hello you know how fast you were going well that depends do you know how fast i was going
15:14i do that's unfortunate i'm sorry i was just hang on aren't you the weather lady from channel seven
15:20well as a matter of fact i am
15:27you will never believe what just happened i got pulled over for speeding oh i've seen you drive i
15:31believe it not the point he was gonna give me a ticket and then he recognized me from tv and
15:36let me off
15:37how fast were you going not important i can get away with stuff was cc with you yes and she
15:43was
15:43perfectly safe the entire time where is she now i'll be right back so you just let me off with
15:50a warning
15:50how about that i was so excited it was hard not to speed home but you did i did you
15:55know the dry
15:56cleaner has pictures of celebrities up on the wall maybe we should give them your headshot oh well i i
16:01wouldn't call myself a celebrity i mean the cop did but i wouldn't no i've always wondered do those
16:07people walk in there with their picture do they get asked for one and bring it with them next time
16:10these are the things you wonder about well i'm naturally curious it'd be pretty cool to see my
16:16daughter's picture on the wall next to caroline minkus who miss medford 1978 she hula hooped
16:24if he gets us a discount i say bring him a picture what do you ever get drag land
16:28how about the suit i wore to my dad's funeral
16:33that got dark fast
16:44what you doing answering fan mail oh cool i once sent a letter to tony danza he never wrote back
16:50what'd you ask him who really was the boss i guess we'll never know
16:56well i think it's important to let the viewers know that i appreciate them well i hope you saved
17:00some appreciation for your biggest fan well you might have some competition because this one drew
17:05a picture of me well that's a little racy ain't it you're not jealous of a drawing are you of
17:12course
17:12not because i got the real thing and you're just as hot in that baggy shirt and boxes okay i
17:18gotta finish
17:18this that's fine i'll just say my prayers lord thank you so much for my amazing beautiful wife
17:27subtle excuse me i'm talking to the lord
17:31please let me show her how much i love her in a husbandly way
17:36oh what's happening your prayers are being answered shut up
17:43where are you going i was asked to play at the high school baseball game really you know what to
17:48play old timey organ music and i learned take me out to the ball game and that's called charge
17:57okay you get paid i didn't think to ask yeah why wouldn't you
18:05hey i'm gonna go run some errands you want to come with me oh where are you going post office
18:09grocery store maybe the dry cleaners you just want me to come so you can show me off yes go
18:14change
18:18here you go thank you i don't know if you've met my daughter mandy hello you might recognize her
18:29i don't think so well my daughter here mom stop she's just being modest she is the weekend weather girl
18:40i have her headshot right here if you maybe want to put it up on your wall um she doesn't
18:46want it
18:46of course she does she's just starstruck if you have a pen she'll sign it okay we're leaving thank you
18:57channel seven six o'clock she's very good mom
19:09oh nice that way you can still see her every day when she leaves you hey don't be jealous do
19:14you ever
19:14date a girl and she's on tv you can put her picture up too for your information i did date
19:18a girl who
19:18was on maury once i was not the father hey here for your truck yep is it ready yes sir
19:25i'll grab your
19:26keys all right all right let's settle you uh cash or card oh card hey ain't that the new weather
19:32girl
19:33sure is she's a looker ain't she she's an attractive woman who's also good at her job
19:40so she come in here sometimes is she really that hot in person hey that's my wife sorry oh yeah
19:51here keys oh thanks hey you really married to the weather girl no is that what i've been telling you
19:58i knew she was too hot for you hey pal we made a baby on the first try
20:05nice save
20:10maybe we should get a bigger tv bigger this one's 27 inches i know but now they got one's twice
20:18as big
20:20that's 1500 and weighs almost 400 pounds yeah well that's only like what was that like three four
20:26bucks a pound you want a bigger tv sit closer to that one hello hey how'd it go not good
20:35oh no sweetie
20:36what happened well in the first inning i played take me out to the ball game no you don't play
20:42that
20:42until the seventh inning i have been made aware well anyone could have made that mistake
20:50i also played charge when the other team was at bat oh god well did anyone say charge they said
20:57boo
21:00maybe they were booing the other team someone threw a hot dog at me so you had lunch
21:10hey hi i was thinking we could go out for mexican have a romantic evening okay well nothing says
21:15romance like beans and cheese is that a yes sure let me go hop in the shower i'll put on
21:21my fancy shirt
21:22what are you calling a fancy shirt well one that ain't got my name on it
21:30that was a long shower i had to shave my legs
21:38how's it coming five more minutes i think you're beautiful without makeup this isn't for you
21:48home stretch mandy it's just dinner yeah but what if i get recognized well you can't get recognized
21:54if the restaurant's closed all right all done great i just have to pick out the right shoe
22:01how do you know what's the right shoe you try them all on
22:09you do look beautiful so worth the wait absolutely should we start margaritas it does add excitement
22:17wondering if my husband's gonna get carded and i didn't bring my fake so we're really rolling the dice
22:23here you go what's this from the gentleman at the bar he's a fan oh i think i curled my
22:30hair
22:31thank you don't wave at him hi it's nice no it ain't i'm sitting right here what do you want
22:38me to
22:38do send it back yes you're married you don't take drinks from strange men it's a free drink it's not
22:44a big deal i can pay for my wife's drinks you're being ridiculous excuse me two margaritas please
22:50sure thing just need to see some id
22:57we get so few nights out alone and you ruined it i didn't run it that guy ruined it how
23:02he was trying
23:03to sleep with you he was not lady as a guy who's constantly trying to sleep with you i know
23:08what it
23:08looks like okay so what if he was i'm married to you i'm going home with you you're the one
23:15i'm not
23:15gonna have sex with tonight i'm just saying you wouldn't like it if other girls were flirting with
23:20me in front of you other girls do flirt with you in front of me like when uh the redhead
23:24at the park
23:25was cc the cashier and the tube top we kept calling you cutie the hot dog on a stick girl
23:29who stared at
23:30you was she applied muster oh that's just good customer service so when it happens to you it's
23:38fine but when it happens to me it's not agreed i wasn't presenting that as an option look i know
23:44how
23:45guys think and i don't want them thinking it about you especially when i'm sitting right there so you're
23:50mad at me because guys suck no i'm mad because you know they suck and you encourage them i was
23:56just
23:56sitting there minding my business oh please you were looking good and you know it
24:09where's mandy's picture took her down ooh do tell
24:14not in your business i'd love to but i'm nosy fine i took her out for dinner last night and
24:20some clown
24:20buys her a drink and i'm sitting right there damn what'd you do we got in a fight
24:24ooh you kick his ass no you kick your ass me and mandy got in a fight she kick your
24:33ass
24:35forget it i get how you feel really yeah i want to leave that guy out i wanted to but
24:41then what do
24:42i punch every guy who hits on her i don't see you have any choice
24:48i need to find somebody smarter to talk to
24:55can you teach me about baseball you're going back i'm not a quitter about football soccer karate still
25:02not over that huh have a seat
25:09so there's two teams and the game lasts nine innings each inning both teams get to bat until they get
25:14three outs why three outs i don't know why nine innings i don't know why is it called an inning
25:23doesn't matter because you don't know
25:27the important thing is that when the opposing team is at bat try not to pump them up with music
25:32but baseball's so boring i think that's why they brought me in
25:37just play when your team is up fine all right you can have fun with this but like if the
25:41opposing
25:41team's pitcher gets pulled from the game you can play a little hit the road jack
25:44because the pitcher's leaving yes kind of mean isn't it well yeah well he's the enemy but as the
25:51official organist shouldn't i be impartial no you're a member of the team i didn't get a
25:55uniform only the players get uniforms the coach has a uniform only the players and the coach the bat
26:01boy had a uniform son you are killing me
26:10took these out of the dryer for you thanks nice yeah i was thinking about wearing it for work
26:15is it the suit georgie wore to his dad's funeral i am just trying to look professional yes people
26:22are always saying let's tune in and see how sensibly dressed the weather girl is i don't know if i'm
26:28comfortable with people watching just because i'm hot they aren't you're very good at this but you are
26:33also a babe which you get from me i'm just starting to get a little more attention well isn't that
26:41the
26:41point yeah but it's making georgie uncomfortable oh please men always like having a pretty wife till
26:46they're worried someone's gonna steal her away oh did dad ever get jealous oh you betcha you know i
26:52actually think it's good for a marriage you do keeps them on their toes keeps the fire alive sounds
26:59like a psycho power move thank you i'm just saying there's nothing wrong with using all the assets god
27:06gave you so god wants me to show a little skin he's a man of course he does
27:16here you go thanks thanks for buying you're having a rough time what with your wife being so
27:22pretty and successful it has been hard hey sweetheart can i get a loan start you gotta hug
27:31how about i buy you one i hate drinking alone thanks but i'm working time to get off buddy she
27:38ain't interested who asked you what are you doing she's working she don't need them hitting on her
27:43you ought to mind your business well excuse me but this lady's someone's daughter maybe even
27:48someone's mother i look like a mom to you i'm trying to make a point here and you did now
27:53have a pretzel
27:55just because she's wearing a tiny skirt and showing off her belly don't mean she needs some creepy
27:58loser bothering her go ahead say it no need you know you want to i do but i'm exercising restraints
28:12uh georgie i told you no not gonna honey connor's game is on
28:28he sounds good told him to have fun with it
28:32We rise for the National Anthem.
28:42Oh, God.
28:45What is he doing?
28:47Having fun with it.
28:56What you doing?
28:58Fan mail.
28:59Oh, can I help?
29:00Sure.
29:02So exciting.
29:05All the way from Jasper.
29:07Oh.
29:13What's this stuff?
29:15Huh, looks like hair?
29:18Kind of curly.
29:22All right, let's go clean you off.
29:26Sorry someone's a grouchy mess.
29:27Oh, that's okay.
29:29It's like their father's still here.
29:31So, how's school?
29:32Can we please talk about anything else?
29:34Any boys on the horizon?
29:39Maybe you should ask her.
29:41What's that mean?
29:42Nothing.
29:43Oh, Mom.
29:43You know every time you lie, an angel dies.
29:46Tell me.
29:48My mother is trying to set me up with a widower from her bowling league.
29:53Way to bury the lead.
29:55I am not doing it.
29:57Why?
29:57It'd be so good for you to get out of the house on a Friday night.
30:00Maybe between six and ten.
30:02Might be fun.
30:03What might be fun?
30:05Connie is trying to set up your mom with a guy.
30:07What?
30:08Dad just died.
30:10Over a year ago?
30:11Well, it's too soon.
30:12She's not ready.
30:12Please don't tell me when I'm ready.
30:14I'm ready for you to be ready.
30:16Can we please talk about anything else?
30:18See?
30:18You're making her uncomfortable.
30:19She can say when she's uncomfortable.
30:20I'm uncomfortable.
30:22She deserves to have a life.
30:23Agreed.
30:24Well, so go have a life.
30:25Read a book.
30:26Get a cat.
30:26Get a monkey.
30:27Open a petting zoo.
30:29Maybe she would like some male companionship?
30:31She's got Jesus.
30:31Her dance court's full.
30:33I can't believe you.
30:34What?
30:35I'm okay if she dates.
30:36You know, after enough time.
30:38Well, what's enough time?
30:39I think the rule of thumb is half the length of the marriage.
30:42The rule of thumb?
30:43Hey, pick whatever finger you want.
30:44It's the rule.
30:46So, if you died, I'd have to wait, what, one year?
30:49Oh, way longer.
30:50You'll be devastated.
30:52You sound like you'd wait that long.
30:53Longer?
30:54You've ruined me for all other women.
30:57Oh, shut up.
30:58I'm serious.
30:59You older gals are great teachers.
31:01Okay, now you really need to shut up.
31:09I'm serious.
31:10I just think she deserves to be happy.
31:11She's plenty happy.
31:13What's going on?
31:14If Mr. McAllister died, would you start dating someone?
31:17I don't know.
31:18Maybe if he looked like Tom Selleck.
31:20She's got a type.
31:22You think he looked like Tom Selleck?
31:25Both have a mustache.
31:27Fine.
31:27My mom could date Tom Selleck.
31:31Like his mother could get Tom Selleck.
31:36Going to Sarah's?
31:36Oh, well, I thought maybe we'd do something together.
31:40Why?
31:41Because I enjoy spending time with you.
31:43Why?
31:45It wouldn't kill you to hang out with your mother.
31:47We don't know that.
31:49Never mind.
31:51If you're lonely, why not call me Ma's guy?
31:53I don't want to call me Ma's guy.
31:56So what?
31:56You're just going to grow old and die alone?
31:59I'm sure California will send Sheldon back at some point.
32:04I just want you to know that if you do decide to date again,
32:06I really am okay with it.
32:11Just to be safe, should we have the talk?
32:14Get out of here.
32:16When a boy and a girl care about each other, there's a special hug.
32:19Go!
32:21And that boy and girl better be married!
32:26I was thinking about us dying.
32:29Oh.
32:30Talk dirty to me, Daddy.
32:32I'm serious.
32:34What if both of us suddenly dropped dead?
32:36We made all that money still in the store, we don't even have a will.
32:40Probably time to make one.
32:42What are you thinking?
32:44It's not complicated.
32:45Just give it to the kids, 50-50.
32:47Oh, come on.
32:48Be smart.
32:49What?
32:50You think Connor's capable of handling that kind of money?
32:52Same kid that bought an antique foghorn.
32:55So we give it to Amanda and make her responsible for Connor.
32:58So Mandy buys a thousand pairs of shoes and Connor gets nothing?
33:01Maybe we just revisit this in a year or two.
33:05Yeah, it sounds right.
33:08You're going to hate this, but the most responsible of all of them is Georgie.
33:11You're right, I hate it.
33:29Sorry.
33:29You must be Mary.
33:31You must be Joseph.
33:34All we need is a manger, huh?
33:35Oh.
33:37Well, there you go.
33:38Your mom said you had no sense of humor.
33:40Oh.
33:45Hello.
33:45Oh, hi.
33:46Come on in.
33:47Just about to buy some more Cece's old clothes.
33:49Oh, thank you.
33:50I know I've said it before.
33:51I'm good with babies right now.
33:53Well, I said that, and I had twins.
33:56Twins.
33:57Ugh.
33:58Ooh, nice flowers.
34:00Uh, yes.
34:01Uh, thank you.
34:03What's the card?
34:04Oh, uh, no.
34:04Nothing.
34:05Nothing.
34:06Oh, my God.
34:07You went on that date.
34:08Do not take the Lord's name in vain.
34:09Holy moly, you went on that date.
34:12It was not a date.
34:13It was a cup of coffee.
34:15Oh, and he sent you flowers?
34:16He's a gentleman.
34:18So, when's the second date?
34:19None of your beeswax.
34:21Come on, I think it's great.
34:22I'm happy for you.
34:23You cannot tell Georgie.
34:25I will take it to the grave.
34:27Or the wedding, if things go well.
34:29There is no wedding.
34:31He is just a nice man who's a nice man.
34:35How nice we talking.
34:37Are we done here?
34:38Hey, maybe you'll need those baby clothes.
34:42It's okay.
34:42We're done.
34:45Oh, my God.
34:49901.
34:50You become the $100,000 champion.
34:52Congratulations to you.
34:53Wow.
34:56That's a big chunk of change, huh?
34:58I would buy a giant Wurlitzer organ and open my own silent movie theater.
35:04What about you, Georgie?
35:05How'd you do that kind of money?
35:07No brainer.
35:08Put half away for CC's college tuition and the other half in stocks and bonds.
35:13Boring.
35:16Hey.
35:17Hey, where were you?
35:18Dropped some of CC's old clothes off at the church.
35:20Oh, did you see my mom?
35:20Yep.
35:21How's she doing?
35:22Good.
35:23Really good.
35:24Really good?
35:26Well, normal good.
35:27Good enough.
35:27What's going on here?
35:29Oh, we were just talking about what a person might do with a giant windfall of cash.
35:33Three words.
35:34Rudeo Drive, baby!
35:37Shut up.
35:41Who are you calling?
35:42Hi, Mom.
35:43What?
35:44Who's checking in?
35:45I told you she's good.
35:47Hey, Missy.
35:48What do you want?
35:49Is Mom there?
35:50Uh, no.
35:51Where is she?
35:52Hang on.
35:53Quiet!
35:55Are you having a party?
35:56Just a couple friends.
35:57So where's Mom?
35:59She's on a date.
36:00What?
36:00Oh, she said she wasn't ready.
36:02No, you said she wasn't ready.
36:03I gotta go.
36:04Something's on fire.
36:05Missy!
36:06Missy!
36:08You are not gonna believe this.
36:09My mom's out on a date.
36:11No.
36:18What kind of person takes out a dead man's wife?
36:21You should try being happy for her.
36:23This could be really good.
36:24Oh, really good?
36:25Is this why she was really good when you saw her at the church?
36:28Look, she was adamant about not telling you,
36:30and you know how she gets when she's adamant.
36:31It's scary stuff.
36:33What do we even know about this guy?
36:35Just that he's nice, and he sent her flowers.
36:38So this ain't even their first date?
36:39Maybe.
36:40I don't know.
36:41You know, it's really none of my beeswax.
36:44Why do I even bother talking to you?
36:45I agree!
36:53Oh, hi.
36:55Don't hi, Mae.
36:56Excuse me?
36:57I thought we agreed you weren't ready.
36:59Mandy told you?
37:00No, Missy told me.
37:01But Mandy told me you told her not to tell me.
37:04Get out of my chair.
37:06Not that it is any of your business,
37:08but I enjoy spending time with him.
37:13What about Dad?
37:14Your dad would want me to be happy.
37:15Oh, no, he wouldn't.
37:18Georgie, I love you dearly,
37:19but I'm about to lose my temper.
37:21Oh, pretty cranky you stay out late.
37:23On the count of three.
37:25Missy had a party while you were out gallivanting.
37:26I know.
37:28One.
37:29What are you going to do, spank me?
37:31Two.
37:31I'm a grown man.
37:33Three.
37:33This ain't over.
37:39Just the man I want to see.
37:40Oh, hello.
37:41Question.
37:42George, is there anything in the Bible
37:43that says how long a wife should wait
37:44to move on after her husband dies?
37:46Oh, my goodness, Georgie.
37:47Is your health okay?
37:49This ain't about me.
37:50I mean, I am constipated here and there,
37:52but nothing fatal.
37:53Okay.
37:54And actually, the Bible does speak to this.
37:57Here we go.
37:58First Corinthians 739.
38:01A wife is bound to her husband
38:03for as long as he lives.
38:05Love it.
38:06But if her husband dies,
38:07she is free to be married
38:08to whom she wishes.
38:09Ah, what else you got?
38:12Well, let's see.
38:13Oh, let's try this one.
38:16First Timothy 5, 14.
38:18So I would have younger widows marry.
38:19Bear children.
38:21Children?
38:21Next.
38:23I get the sense you're looking
38:24for some alternate guidance.
38:26No fooling you.
38:26Keep going.
38:28Okay.
38:28Well, uh, how's this?
38:30To the widows and the unmarried,
38:32I say that it is good for them
38:34to stay unmarried as I do.
38:36Mm-hmm.
38:36But if they cannot control themselves,
38:38they should marry,
38:39for it is better to marry
38:40than to burn with passion.
38:42You're killing me.
38:44What about other religions?
38:46Well, in the Jewish tradition,
38:47excessive mourning of a spouse
38:49is considered critical of God.
38:51Thanks for nothing.
38:52My door is always open.
38:54Yeah.
38:55Shouldn't be, but it is.
39:01Lord, I don't know what to do.
39:02Maybe it is too soon.
39:04It certainly is for Georgie.
39:06He's real upset,
39:08and I don't want to make things
39:08harder for him.
39:12But why should I feel guilty
39:13for having a little fun?
39:14I can't stay in this house
39:16and be sad all the time.
39:17I don't think George would want that.
39:21If you see him up there,
39:23at least tell him.
39:24I think about him every day,
39:27and I'll miss him forever.
39:29Amen.
39:31Oh, um, let him know
39:33the Cowboys are looking
39:34real good this year.
39:41Here you go, Jorge.
39:43Thanks for supporting
39:43the only Latino-owned tire shop
39:45in Medford.
39:46Who's McAllister?
39:47It's pronounced McAllister.
39:49Goes back to your ancient Aztecs.
39:51Cool.
39:52Hey, Missy.
39:53Where's Georgie?
39:54Out on a toast.
39:55Shouldn't you be in school?
39:56Yep, once you're gonna be back.
39:58I don't know.
39:59You want to give him a message?
40:00Yeah.
40:00Tell him he needs to stay
40:01out of our mom's love life,
40:02and if he's got a problem with that,
40:03then he's got a problem with me.
40:05I would love to tell him that.
40:11How's it going?
40:12Good.
40:12Your sister dropped by.
40:14Really?
40:14What'd she want?
40:15Your mother's love life
40:16is none of your business,
40:17and if you've got a problem with that,
40:18you've got a problem with me.
40:19And to be clear,
40:20me is Missy.
40:22I got it.
40:22I'm not done.
40:24What kind of son
40:25makes his mother feel bad
40:26for trying to find
40:26a little happiness in the world?
40:27A bad son,
40:28that's what kind.
40:32How's it going to the garage?
40:34All right.
40:35Cool.
40:37You can do the bus contract
40:38with the school board?
40:39Yep.
40:41I try it, I'm out.
40:43Just tell them, Georgie.
40:45Can we please leave it alone?
40:46Tell them.
40:47My mom's decided
40:48to replace my dad.
40:50That's not what's happening.
40:52That's what it feels like.
40:53She went to dinner
40:54with a nice man.
40:55That's it.
40:55You and me went to dinner once, too.
40:57Boom.
40:57Pregnant.
40:58You're being ridiculous.
40:59It's only been a year.
41:01A year and a half.
41:02Can I say something?
41:03Really?
41:03You want to walk
41:04into this minefield?
41:06Your mother
41:07will never forget
41:08or stop loving your father.
41:10And I think it's very brave
41:11of her to try
41:12and live a full life.
41:15That went better
41:16than I thought.
41:18It just hurts.
41:19I get it.
41:20Do you?
41:20Your dad's sitting right here.
41:23Well, not for long.
41:23Look how much butter
41:24is on that potato.
41:26Don't give me more reasons
41:27to take you out of the wheel.
41:29Excuse me.
41:33If Mandy's out of the wheel,
41:35does that mean
41:35I get everything?
41:38It's a yes or no question.
41:49You want to talk about it?
41:51Not really.
41:52Georgie.
41:53What's to talk about?
41:54I'm wrong.
41:55I should just move on.
41:57No, I mean,
41:57there's no wrong here.
41:58You feel what you feel.
42:00But that also means
42:02your mom gets to feel
42:02what she feels.
42:03Oh.
42:06I'm telling you right now,
42:07I would never call
42:08this man dad.
42:10Okay.
42:10You need to slow down.
42:12I'm in it.
42:12I ain't walking her
42:13down the aisle.
42:13Oh, my God.
42:14Let's show them to her.
42:15You're acting crazy, okay?
42:17She just went on a date.
42:18I know my mother.
42:19She doesn't date.
42:19She commits.
42:21Hey, well, what about this guy?
42:22I mean, how do we know
42:22if he's ready for that?
42:23She's beautiful
42:24and she can cook.
42:24He ain't going nowhere.
42:26I mean, what do you
42:27even know about this guy?
42:28Does he even have a job?
42:29I don't know.
42:31Kids?
42:32No idea.
42:33Well, how long
42:33since his wife died?
42:35Okay, okay.
42:35I get where you're going.
42:37Do you?
42:38Yeah.
42:38I need to hire
42:38a private detective
42:39and find out everything
42:40I can about this creep.
42:44Oh, that's good.
42:47I'm surprised your mom
42:48never got you out there.
42:49Oh, she never asked.
42:51I'm sorry you brought it up.
42:54You have some crumbs
42:55in your mustache.
42:57Thanks.
42:57I've been thinking
42:58of shaving it.
42:58Oh, don't.
42:59You look like Tom Sellett.
43:07I was thinking
43:07about our will.
43:09I have a new plan
43:10I'd like to propose.
43:12I'm listening.
43:13We blow it all
43:14on ourselves
43:14before we die.
43:17Leave nothing
43:18for the kid?
43:19Not a penny.
43:21What would we
43:21spend it on?
43:23I don't know.
43:25I've always wanted
43:26a monster truck.
43:28Monster truck?
43:29It's a regular truck,
43:30but monstrous.
43:31What about you?
43:32What would you like?
43:33One of those cruises
43:34that go around the world.
43:36Ah, the monster truck
43:37of the sea.
43:39What else?
43:41I'd like to meet the Pope.
43:42You can buy that.
43:44It's the Catholic Church.
43:45Of course you can buy it.
43:48Your turn.
43:50Well, you know,
43:51I've always dreamed
43:52of winning the Kentucky Derby.
43:54Oh.
43:55Aren't you a little big
43:56to be a jockey?
43:57I'm not going to ride
43:58the horse.
43:59I'm going to own it.
43:59All right.
44:01Well, if we're going
44:01to the Derby,
44:02I'm going to have to get me
44:03one of those big,
44:03fancy hats.
44:05Oh, give me one, too.
44:06I burn easy.
44:11Are we being selfish
44:12not leaving anything
44:13for the kids?
44:16Feels good, don't it?
44:18It does.
44:21I'll be right back.
44:23Where are you going?
44:24Tell them they're
44:24on their own.
44:26I want to come.
44:29Meal came.
44:30Anything good?
44:31More pills.
44:32Put them with the rest.
44:40Ruben,
44:41help these bills
44:42are crushing me.
44:43They sure are.
44:45Georgie,
44:45Cece's doctor bills
44:46just came.
44:47Put them with the rest.
44:49No!
44:54Hey,
44:56what are you doing up
44:57so late?
44:57Just had some ideas
44:58for the store.
45:00Tire Tuesdays?
45:01It's like Taco Tuesdays,
45:02but with tires.
45:05And Wheel Wednesdays?
45:06It's like Tire Tuesdays.
45:07I get it.
45:09All right,
45:10I'm going back to bed.
45:11Oh,
45:13Lubey Tuesday.
45:14No,
45:14like Ruby Tuesday,
45:15but for lube jobs.
45:18Hey.
45:19Morning.
45:20Can I get some of that to go?
45:21Sure.
45:23Hey,
45:23when you were running the store,
45:24did you ever dream about it?
45:25Oh,
45:25yeah.
45:27All the time.
45:28Really?
45:29Yeah,
45:29yeah,
45:29I used to have this one
45:30where I'm working late at night
45:31and Ann Margaret comes in
45:32dressed all sexy.
45:34Who's that?
45:35Don't talk,
45:35just listen.
45:37Anyway,
45:37she needs a new tire,
45:38but doesn't have a way
45:39to pay for it.
45:41Oh,
45:41Mr. McAllister.
45:42So,
45:43we work out in exchange,
45:44which is okay,
45:45because Audrey's dead
45:46in the dream.
45:47Thanks for sharing.
45:50Who's Ann Margaret?
45:51That's just sad.
45:53Morning.
45:54Morning.
45:55Tell you,
45:55hot stuff.
45:56Ugh,
45:56too early.
46:03This is your big idea?
46:05One of them.
46:07How much did it cost?
46:09It'll pay for itself,
46:10trust me.
46:14If you're going to insult me,
46:16insult me in English.
46:17My partner's an idiot.
46:21Hey,
46:22Georgie.
46:22Oh,
46:23Pastor Jeff?
46:24That's
46:25quite a
46:26thing.
46:28Yeah,
46:28we're hoping to drive in
46:29some business.
46:30Reminds me of Darlene Shackelford.
46:32I don't know her.
46:33Sweet old lady.
46:34Sang in the choir.
46:35Had epilepsy.
46:37Anything I can help you with?
46:39Well,
46:40I have a bit of bad news,
46:41and I didn't want to do it
46:42over the phone.
46:43What's going on?
46:44Fred Fagenbacher offered us
46:46a great deal
46:46on the church buses,
46:47so we're going to have
46:49to go with him.
46:50What kind of great deal?
46:51I'll match it.
46:52Free.
46:57And on that ominous note,
46:59you have a blessed day.
47:04Fred Fagenbacher,
47:05please.
47:06Georgia Cooper.
47:08Sure,
47:08I'll hold.
47:12I've got Georgie Cooper
47:13on line one.
47:15Thank you,
47:16sweetheart.
47:17Thank you,
47:29sweetheart.
47:38A little busy here,
47:46Georgie.
47:46What's up?
47:48You know damn well
47:49what's up.
47:49Oh,
47:50you mean First Baptist.
47:51Yeah.
47:51It does feel good
47:52to do good,
47:53don't it?
47:54You're just trying
47:55to drive me out of business.
47:56Which also feels good.
47:58Who can play
47:59at this game,
48:00Fred?
48:00Hey,
48:01don't your mom
48:02work at that church?
48:03Yeah,
48:03why?
48:04What do you mean,
48:04why?
48:05She's an attractive woman.
48:08And who can play
48:08at that game?
48:09Where's your mom work?
48:11I'll see you around,
48:12Georgie.
48:14Man,
48:15I hate that guy.
48:16What was that
48:16about his mom?
48:17I might have to
48:18take her out for coffee.
48:19What?
48:20It doesn't matter.
48:21We'll be fine.
48:21Just got to tighten
48:22our belts a little.
48:23What's a little?
48:24We just don't take
48:25a salary for a month.
48:26Or six.
48:28Six?
48:29I got rent.
48:30I got car payments.
48:31You live for free
48:32with your in-laws.
48:33I pay an emotional
48:34price to live there.
48:36How am I supposed
48:36to survive?
48:38You're always welcome
48:38to come over for dinner.
48:39That doesn't solve
48:40anything.
48:46What if we were
48:46to punch back
48:47at Fagenbucker?
48:48Oh.
48:50He stole some
48:50of our business.
48:51We stole some of his.
48:53I'm listening.
48:55What's he got?
48:56Like three tow trucks?
48:57Yeah, I think so.
48:58What if he had none?
49:00So you're saying...
49:01I ain't saying nothing.
49:03I'm in.
49:04All right, then.
49:05I'm in for dinner, too.
49:10This is a pleasant surprise.
49:12Thanks for having me,
49:13Mrs. McAllister.
49:14Oh, please,
49:14after all these years,
49:15call me Audrey.
49:17Thank you, Audrey.
49:18Should I start
49:19calling you Audrey?
49:20No.
49:21Connor,
49:22I hope I didn't
49:23take your seat.
49:23Oh, that's okay.
49:24That's where he eats.
49:25If you prefer the counter,
49:26I'll take the chair.
49:27You are the guest.
49:28I'm good.
49:29You sure?
49:30I got a lovely view
49:31of our neighbor's bird feeder.
49:32Quite the show.
49:34Maybe later.
49:35So I have things
49:36at the shop.
49:38Great.
49:39Just great.
49:40We got that new computer
49:41and a dancing balloon guy.
49:44I don't know what that is.
49:45Well, it's a balloon guy
49:46that goes like this.
49:49That does not help me.
49:51Well, we're also talking
49:53about opening up
49:53another shop
49:54in Nacogdoches.
49:56Wow.
49:56Incredible.
49:57When were you
49:58going to tell me?
49:59Well, there's nothing to tell.
50:00We're just chewing the fat.
50:01Chewing the fat?
50:02It's a thing.
50:03People say it.
50:04I'm just delighted
50:05to hear that things
50:06are looking up.
50:07Thank you, Audrey.
50:08And let's not wait so long
50:09before you come back
50:10for another meal.
50:11Great.
50:12What time's breakfast?
50:15Oh, sure.
50:15I'm joking.
50:21What are you doing?
50:23I got a toe.
50:24I didn't hear your pager.
50:26Well, I mean,
50:26you were snoring pretty loud,
50:28so.
50:30Is something going on?
50:32No.
50:32I'm just trying
50:33to make a living.
50:35I know you're lying
50:36about Nacogdoches.
50:37What?
50:38Why would you say that?
50:39You have a tell, Georgie.
50:41I do not.
50:42You get extra country
50:44when you're hiding something.
50:45Oh, that's a whole heap
50:45of hogwash.
50:48There's nothing to worry about.
50:49Go back to sleep.
50:51Love you.
50:52Love you, too.
50:54You lying country bump cat.
51:04Any cameras?
51:06I don't see any.
51:07Okay.
51:08Just like we planned.
51:13What are you doing?
51:14Giving you a boost.
51:15I don't need a boost.
51:16Well, excuse me
51:17for trying to be helpful.
51:19Would you like a boost?
51:20Well, I ain't too proud
51:21for a boost.
51:28Careful.
51:29Dude, there's razor wire
51:30under my nuts.
51:31I'm being careful.
51:35I'm being careful.
51:41Okay, your turn.
51:44Kind of wish you took
51:45the boost now,
51:46don't you?
51:47I got this.
51:52Can I ask you a question?
51:54Sure.
51:54I'm not doing anything.
51:57Do you think I ever sound
51:59extra country?
52:00Seriously?
52:01You sound like
52:02if a banjo could talk.
52:11I hope this works.
52:12It will.
52:13My ex-girlfriend
52:14did it to my truck.
52:15She sounds crazy.
52:16I have a type.
52:22Serves him right
52:23for talking trash
52:24about my mom.
52:25What'd he say?
52:26He called her attractive.
52:30Her name was Charmaine.
52:33Had bright red hair.
52:35Like Annie?
52:37Who?
52:38Little Orphan Annie.
52:39Hard Knock Life.
52:40Sandy the Dog.
52:42I have no idea
52:43what you're talking about.
52:44I usually don't like musicals,
52:46but that one is magical.
52:57Uh-oh.
52:58Calm.
52:58Calm.
52:59I'm climbing.
52:59I'm climbing.
53:13Nice doggy.
53:14Nice doggy.
53:15Nice doggy.
53:16Nice doggy.
53:21Hey.
53:22Come back, Slate.
53:25Did you take a shower?
53:27Uh, yeah.
53:28Why?
53:29What do you mean, why?
53:31I don't want to be clean
53:32before I get in the bed
53:32with the woman I love.
53:37All right, what's going on?
53:39Nothing.
53:40I just got some grease
53:41on me from the toe
53:41and I didn't want
53:42to run the sheets.
53:43I've seen you wipe
53:44your nose on the sheets.
53:46I can't wipe it on my sleeve.
53:47I can't wipe it on the sheets.
53:48I cannot win with you.
53:50Just tell me the truth.
53:52I done told you.
53:52Ain't nothing going on.
53:55You done told me?
53:58I had some urgent
53:59tow truck business
54:00to attend to.
54:02Mm-hmm.
54:03And I'm speaking like a Yankee
54:04so you know it's true.
54:06Fine, whatever.
54:08Don't be mad.
54:10I'm not.
54:12Are you lying?
54:13You bet your britches
54:14I ain't.
54:20Hello?
54:21Back here.
54:27Hi.
54:28Georgie's out on a talk.
54:30Actually, I'm here to see you.
54:31Me?
54:34Yeah, you.
54:38Is Georgie
54:39in some kind of trouble?
54:40Trouble?
54:41Gosh, I hope not.
54:44He left around midnight.
54:45He said he had a toe.
54:47Uh-huh.
54:49Did he have a toe?
54:51Uh-huh.
54:54Hey!
54:55Come on, Ruben.
54:56I know something's going on.
54:56You gotta tell me.
54:57I got nothing to tell.
54:59Where were you last night?
55:00Home.
55:01The whole time?
55:02The whole time.
55:03Then why did Georgie
55:04say you were with him?
55:05Nice try.
55:06What?
55:07You can't trick a guy
55:08who's seen every episode
55:09of Murder, She Wrote.
55:11It's my abuela's favorite.
55:14All right.
55:14Guess we're done here.
55:17Oh, one more thing.
55:18We also watch Columbo.
55:24Georgie, you there?
55:2610-4, copy.
55:28You can just say yes.
55:30Yes.
55:31I got a fender bender
55:32on 287.
55:33You free for a toe?
55:35I got one on the hitch.
55:37Did you holler
55:37at Faginbucker?
55:38Yeah, apparently
55:39they're out of commission.
55:41You don't say.
55:43Be there as soon as I can.
55:56Thank you for your business.
55:57Welcome.
55:57I'm serious.
55:58It means a lot to us.
55:59Okay.
56:00No one prepares you
56:00for the pressure
56:01of running your own shop.
56:03What it takes
56:03to keep your head above water?
56:04I gotta go.
56:05Sure.
56:06Appreciate you.
56:08Hey, thank you
56:09for your business.
56:09Okay, jeez.
56:11Want to help me get this
56:12and pile off the truck?
56:13I got another toe.
56:13Your wife was here
56:14asking a lot of questions.
56:15About what?
56:16About last night.
56:17What'd you tell her?
56:18Nothing.
56:18Said you're on a toe.
56:22Weird.
56:23What?
56:24I've showered,
56:24but I swear
56:25I can still smell the bleach.
56:26Let me see.
56:27I smell banana.
56:28I did have a banana.
56:29There you go.
56:31Oh, snowblank snow.
56:32How about me?
56:34I just smell rubber.
56:35And what is that,
56:36old spice?
56:37Chagar.
56:38I should try some.
56:40We can't smell the same.
56:41People talk.
56:47Georgie?
56:48Yeah?
56:51Are you taking another shower?
56:53My mom always said
56:55cleanliness is next to godliness.
57:00Georgie,
57:01you're really starting
57:01to worry me.
57:02Why?
57:04You're sneaking out at night?
57:06You're taking a bunch of showers?
57:07So?
57:09So,
57:10that's what people do
57:11when they're having an affair.
57:13What?
57:15I ain't having an affair.
57:16Well, then what the hell's going on?
57:18Nothing.
57:20I'm not stupid.
57:23It's just work stuff.
57:24I promise.
57:25That you won't tell me about?
57:27I can't.
57:30Okay.
57:32Mandy, come on.
57:35Watching your man take a shower?
57:38Nice.
57:56What you doing?
57:58Oh, just enjoying a little me time.
57:59Oh.
58:00All right, I'll leave you to it.
58:01Oh, no.
58:01Hop in.
58:08Music?
58:08Please, no.
58:10Okay.
58:12How many of those you had?
58:14Why so many showers?
58:15Why so many beers?
58:16Does everyone in your family
58:17keep count?
58:19I'm going to go out
58:20and live here, son.
58:21Something bothering you?
58:23Absolutely not.
58:25Something going on at work?
58:29Yes.
58:30Yeah.
58:31You want to talk about it?
58:33No.
58:34Just didn't realize
58:35sometimes you got to get
58:36your hands dirty
58:36to get things done.
58:39I've been there.
58:40What?
58:41You have?
58:41Mm-hmm.
58:44I was going to do
58:44what he's going to do
58:45to take care of his family.
58:47You're saying
58:48you got dirty hands?
58:50That was a long time ago.
58:52I was just getting started.
58:53Is Mrs. McAllister now?
58:55Nope.
58:59Was it worth it?
59:02Yeah.
59:05Good to hear.
59:07But I will tell you
59:08there was a time
59:09when I had a full head of hair.
59:13Dang.
59:17Was Bandy now?
59:19I don't want to worry her.
59:21Good man.
59:23I don't feel like a good man.
59:27That's because you're a good man.
59:35When do you stop feeling guilty?
59:37Well, for me,
59:38it's after a six-pack.
59:40I'm bigger than you,
59:41so drink accordingly.
59:41I don't know.
59:42I don't know.
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