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The Assembly UK S02E05 Aitch
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00:09Oh
00:09Hi, we're gonna die. He might say yes if you ask him you'll cut him stare at him
00:15Okay, don't take it easy. I know you've got a crush on page, but take it easy
00:20That's I
00:21I'm good. He's coming
00:24Yo, hey, hey, oh
00:30Glasses
00:34Okay, nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you. Yeah, hi, yeah, let's do it
00:39When I was come alone. Nice to meet you, Caroline. Why are you a rapper? Why am I a rapper?
00:44Yeah, I?
00:46Don't know. I don't know why I'm a rapper. I just it just happened. You do not biggie. I love
00:51big
00:51Yeah, what happened? Why did that shot? I don't know why he got shot. That's his business. I don't know
00:56about all that
01:01Oh
01:01Hey, okay, what's good? What's good?
01:04Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You're not hating on your steps are you?
01:09No, there are other members in that band. There are there are five members in the steps. I'm the much
01:13younger better version
01:16Okay
01:18Get roasted
01:19Get roasted
01:20I don't get roasted
01:24Alfredo
01:28Ali introduce us
01:30Why are you wearing sunglasses?
01:33I've got sore eye
01:34Okay
01:36Hello and welcome to the assembly our collective of autistic newer divergent and learning disabled interviewers
01:45Our rules are
01:46No questions are out of bounds
01:49No subjects
01:51Are off the table
01:53And all might happen
01:56Can you please tell us who you are?
01:58Yes, my name is H. I'm from Manchester
02:01Oh, and I'm a rapper
02:02H which stands for Harrison, right?
02:05Yes, sir. Nice one. I got it right
02:07Love that. I love that
02:09I'm gonna start with a question from Nicola
02:14Hello, Nicola
02:15Hello, Nicola
02:19Calm down
02:26What is your pin number?
02:28My pin number?
02:30My pin number?
02:30What is your pin number?
02:34What is your pin number?
02:36No, your pin number
02:37Oh my days
02:38Nicola
02:39Yeah?
02:40I really don't want to lie to you
02:42But I can't give you my pin number right now
02:44Why is that?
02:45I agree with him because it's private
02:47Only because everyone else is in the room
02:52Next question
02:56Why do people treat us like we don't understand?
03:03Because the fuckers?
03:05That's why
03:07No, I'll tell you exactly why
03:09Because
03:11Some people
03:12Remember, everyone grows up
03:13differently
03:14So, sometimes
03:17Stuff that's not
03:19Considered
03:20Normal
03:21Some people don't know how to handle it
03:23I don't think they're being nasty
03:26I think sometimes people just don't know how to handle things
03:31Yeah
03:31Do you get what I mean?
03:32Yeah
03:33I know what you mean
03:33Yeah
03:34So, how much
03:36You got on
03:37Now
03:38How much have I got on now?
03:39Now, yeah
03:43So, I've got a watch on here
03:47How much is that?
03:49Ooh
03:49I love that golden
03:50How much?
03:51Yeah, how much is the golden watch?
03:52How much is the golden watch you're wearing now?
03:53Yeah
03:54It's approved
03:55This watch is about
03:57Shit
03:58This watch is about
04:00Seventy grand
04:01How much?
04:02Seventy grand
04:03Seventy grand
04:04For that?
04:05Yeah
04:05And your necklace?
04:09Necklace
04:10Er
04:13Probably
04:13Maybe like 50
04:15Fucking hell
04:16Fucking hell
04:17Yeah
04:18I've spent a lot of money on silly things
04:20Okay
04:20Thank you, Nicola
04:22Thank you, Nicola
04:23Thank you
04:24Elijah, you're up
04:28Hello
04:28Hi, Elijah
04:30Um
04:33Would you talk about a man the same way you rap about women?
04:36Have you called a man a bitch?
04:41Er
04:44Okay
04:48It's a good question that
04:49I feel like
04:50I definitely have said certain things
04:52Not just about everything
04:53That
04:55I probably wouldn't say again
04:58As a young rapper especially
04:59You think
05:00There's certain
05:01Things you have to say
05:03To
05:03To be a rapper
05:04Do you get what I mean?
05:06I've said certain things
05:07Because
05:07I've felt like
05:08I've needed to
05:09Not because
05:11That's what I really wanted to say
05:13Which is wrong of me
05:14That's what you should never do
05:15Your next song should be about
05:16How much you love women
05:17It can be
05:19And how much you respect women
05:19100%
05:20Yeah
05:20I'll take your word for it
05:22Is it dancing?
05:23Are you a dancer?
05:24I'm not the best
05:26Er
05:27You know what I can do?
05:28I won't do it for you right now
05:30Before I go
05:30I promise I'll do it for you
05:31I can do a handstand for really long
05:33You can stay
05:35You need a lot of space for that
05:36Yeah, yeah
05:37At the end
05:37I promise you I'll show you my handstand
05:39Okay
05:40It was nice to meet you
05:41Thank you, nice to meet you
05:42Thank you, Elijah
05:44How many children you had?
05:46What, in the past?
05:48Yeah
05:49Six
05:50That's a lot
05:52Six
05:52And now Kieran?
05:54My brother would always, like, defend me
05:56Like, just having autism
05:57And being different to everybody else around me
05:59Yeah, yeah, yeah
06:00I know that your sister's a bit younger than you
06:02Yeah, yeah, of course
06:02Did you ever get any stick from, like, your pals because she has dancing trouble?
06:06Not one person around me had anything bad to say
06:11I was quite lucky when it came to that
06:13Apart from one person who...
06:17Really and true, looking back, I didn't really consider him my mate anyway
06:20He was just part of the group, whatever
06:22And one time, actually
06:23He was, like, pretending to be me
06:26Rapping
06:27And then, like, said a line about my sister
06:30Yeah
06:30That I didn't really like
06:31Yeah
06:33And if you want me to keep it absolutely real with everyone
06:36I seen him a couple days after in college
06:39And I absolutely fucked him up
06:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
06:43Do definitely not condone no violence
06:46But no-one can say that about anyone's little brother or sister
06:49Yeah, I agree
06:50Yeah, yeah, yeah
06:50So, one person
06:52And he'll never do it again, I promise you that
06:54Fair play
06:55Thank you, bro
06:56Appreciate it, thank you
06:57H brother
06:58Thank you
06:58Good
07:00Next up, our question's from Essin
07:01Can you give us a tattoo tour
07:04As I'm looking for inspiration for some tattoos?
07:07Oh, yeah, I can't
07:08I don't really like my tattoos
07:09Why?
07:10Why?
07:10I go on and off, but
07:12This one here
07:13This says, don't be afraid
07:15My sister wrote it
07:16Aw
07:16That's what my sister says all the time
07:17Don't be afraid, yeah
07:18Gracie
07:19This is a cowboy hat
07:21With a love heart on it
07:22My other sister
07:23It's called Hatter
07:23And we call her hat
07:24This one
07:25Is a symbol for Down syndrome
07:29It's like a
07:30Oh, yeah
07:31People with Down syndrome
07:32They have an extra 21st chromosome
07:34Mm-hmm
07:35So that's my sister, Gracie
07:36Yeah
07:37That's lovely
07:38This love heart here
07:39I got this matching
07:40With a random girl
07:41That I met in Germany
07:42Oh
07:43I was drunk
07:44And there was a tattoo artist
07:45In the restaurant
07:46Saying who wants tattoos
07:47And she looked at me
07:48And said
07:49Should we get a matching tattoo
07:50And I said
07:51I don't even know who you fucking are
07:52But yeah
07:54So that was that
07:55What?
07:55And I've got some on my chest as well
07:56But I don't
07:57I can't, I don't think
07:57No
07:58Yeah, this is not
07:59I promise, I promise
08:00I'm not flirting
08:02I was just looking for inspiration
08:04For tattoos for myself
08:05I'd go simple
08:06Next up, we've got Harry
08:08Oh, Harry
08:09The real H
08:10My name is H as well
08:14Love that
08:15We're double H's
08:16Double H
08:17If you were going out
08:19On a date with a lady
08:20Yeah
08:20What would be your romantic place to take her?
08:23Ooh
08:27I'm not the fanciest person in the world
08:29I like doing activities
08:30Especially on a first date
08:32Yeah
08:32Because the first dates are always the most awkward
08:35And this is what happens on the first date all the time
08:37You sit down at the table
08:38You're facing each other
08:39And it's like
08:44Because remember
08:45We've already spoke all the way in the car
08:47That's it
08:48Do you get what I mean?
08:48So we're speaking, speaking, speaking, speaking
08:50By the time you get to the restaurant
08:51You kind of run out of things to say
08:53And then the next thing that comes out of your mouth is
08:55You're like this
08:55You're like
08:57What are you getting?
09:01I'm enjoying this
09:02Whereas like
09:02If you go do an activity
09:05Conversations are
09:06Popping out left, right and centre
09:07If I'm going to take a girl to bowling
09:09And she bowls it straight away
09:10And it hits the gutter
09:11I can be like
09:12Hi, you're shit
09:13Do you know what I mean?
09:14And then
09:15And then she's like
09:16Who are you talking to?
09:17And I'm like
09:17You
09:18And then bang
09:18You get what I'm saying?
09:19Now the conversation is flowing
09:20Gotcha
09:21And then you can do the whole
09:22Right let me teach you
09:23Oh Crazy Gov
09:24You know that one when you go
09:25Yes I do
09:26I know Crazy Gov
09:27You know what I'm saying?
09:28Yes I do
09:29So I'm more of an activity man
09:32Okay Harry have you got another question love?
09:34Yes I do
09:36So
09:36When I overthink
09:38I worry too much
09:43Always worried I'll think I'm getting on people's nerves
09:45Yeah
09:46And no one wants to help me out at all
09:48Do you ever feel let down with other people?
09:54Hmm
09:55Oh
09:57Sorry my eyes
09:59I feel like
10:01Yeah
10:01People let me
10:02Yeah people let me down all the time
10:07But I don't think you should see it as like the worst thing in the world
10:10Because like no one's
10:11No one's living for you
10:13You've got to live your own life
10:15You are going to get let down every now and again
10:17And sometimes it's not because the other person
10:19Is a bastard
10:22It's just because they've happened to let you down this time
10:24Hopefully they won't next time
10:25Kind of thing
10:26So yeah
10:27Oh blimey sorry about that
10:28There's no more to cry Harry
10:29Don't worry Harry
10:30Oh jeez
10:31Oh I've got to be overwhelmed a bit now
10:32Sorry H
10:33Nah nah don't worry about that
10:35Oh blimey
10:37Good job I've got shades on innit
10:38Yeah
10:38Yeah
10:41Please take my advice and just
10:45Yeah
10:46I'll take that advice as well
10:49Yeah
11:04No I'm not in the army
11:05No no
11:07I'm not
11:08I'm not I'm not
11:26I'm not
11:27but you definitely don't get taken as seriously.
11:30When I wanted people to take me in,
11:32I would always get people to listen to the audio,
11:36not watch the video.
11:37I like that. I do like that.
11:40I'm just going to get real with you. I'm not some dumb white boy.
11:43I know how shit it looks for a white man to be rapping.
11:47Yeah.
11:48You have to be pretty decent, in my opinion.
11:51Otherwise, even I'm going to scroll...
11:53This is really bad of me to say, by the way, but I'm going to say it.
11:56Like, even I have to double take at a white rapper.
12:00I didn't have a skinhead these times.
12:02I had a proper white boy haircut, comb over.
12:04And it was like, I don't want people to watch this
12:07and just not even listen to what I'm saying
12:09because of what I look like.
12:11So, to answer your question, is it harder or easier?
12:14It depends what situation you're in.
12:17If it was just as simple as the white rapper can smash it,
12:22there would be 20 big white rappers right now, and there's not.
12:25It really just comes down to, like, you're in for the craft
12:28and you love what you do, which shines through the audio.
12:31Exactly, exactly.
12:32Yeah, I can feel that just from talking to you.
12:35Thank you. Nice to meet you.
12:36I love that. Do you swear your wax?
12:38I do sometimes. I shouldn't.
12:40Oh, no, OK. I know I shouldn't swear,
12:42but swear words are good sometimes.
12:44OK.
12:48Now we've got Jodie.
12:50I can't do this.
12:52Yeah, you can.
12:53I know I can't.
12:54You know you was in the jungle?
12:55Yeah.
12:56Do you like spiders?
12:58I did. I could deal with it.
13:00OK, I'll tell you a story about me.
13:01OK, go on.
13:02There was a spider in my room.
13:04I was screaming, so my mum and my dad have to get it out.
13:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:08And I didn't like it, so I don't want to be in the jungle either.
13:11Yeah, yeah.
13:11I didn't like spiders, yeah, but when you're in the jungle,
13:14you're so hungry.
13:16Do you like EastEnders?
13:17I know where this is going.
13:19Who's your favourite character in EastEnders?
13:21Well, I only really know two characters in EastEnders.
13:26Yeah, Whitney.
13:27Yeah, Whitney.
13:28Why are you flirting with?
13:29I wasn't flirting with her.
13:31Do you think I was?
13:32Yeah, you was because I saw you in my own eyes.
13:35Really?
13:36You went out with her or something?
13:37I've not gone out with her, no.
13:38Are you sure?
13:39I'll take you on a date.
13:40You can take me on a date, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:42We'll go on a date instead.
13:44Lovely.
13:44Well done, Jodie.
13:46I know you would say that.
13:49Jacob.
13:51Hello, H.
13:51Hello.
13:53I've read you've got into a few fights.
13:55Do you still get into fights?
13:56I haven't had a fight for years.
13:58But when you did fight, did you kick, hit or punch them?
14:02Did you do one of those things?
14:04Did you do two of those things?
14:05Did you do three of those things?
14:06I've done two of those things.
14:07I like to punch and kick.
14:08I used to be a kickboxer,
14:09and the person who said nasty things about my little sister,
14:13I punched and kicked him.
14:15So you did two of those things?
14:16I did two of those things.
14:17I was just punching and kicking and elbowing and kneeing.
14:20So that's three.
14:20Does a knee still class as a kick?
14:23We're still using our legs.
14:24Well, kicking's like this.
14:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:27Yeah.
14:27All right, so maybe I've done four things then.
14:29Thank you, H.
14:30Good interviewing you.
14:31I'll show you.
14:32Pleasure.
14:33Thank you very much.
14:36We're going to hear from Kate.
14:39Hello.
14:40Hello, Kate.
14:40Hi.
14:42I'm 47.
14:43Yeah.
14:44What do you hope Grace will be like when she is my age?
14:52Honestly, not to get all soppy, I just hope she's happy, she's safe,
14:58and I hope that she's still enjoying life every single day.
15:05Because right now she never has a bad day.
15:07She wakes up in the morning and it's fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,
15:10fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,
15:12until she falls asleep and then she wakes up and we go again.
15:15So hopefully that still happens when she's older.
15:19Thank you very much.
15:20Thank you very much.
15:22Thank you very much.
15:23Nice.
15:24Lovely.
15:25Thank you, Kate.
15:27Hopefully, when my sister's your age, she's on here asking other people
15:31questions.
15:32Oh.
15:33Yeah.
15:34Charlotte, you're up.
15:36When I feel overwhelmed, I love to spend my time with my dog
15:41and take her out for a walk.
15:43Yeah.
15:43How do you calm your mind down when you have an overwhelming moment?
15:52I feel like it's a really good question, you know.
15:58I think I'm still trying to figure that out.
16:00I think I'm still trying to find that answer.
16:02My brain does get like that a lot.
16:04I feel a bit overwhelmed sometimes and like if I take my mind off things
16:08for too long, that I'm doing something wrong and I need to be working
16:12and I need to be...
16:16For me, I think it's just putting everything to the side for a second
16:20and just trying my hardest to sit there and think about nothing.
16:25But to be totally honest with you, I personally don't have the answer yet.
16:29I am in the learning process of that right now and I need to take
16:33a leaf out of your book and maybe take my dogs for a walk and whatnot.
16:37True.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Is there anyone you need to say sorry to and would you like to do it
16:44on this show today?
16:46Wow.
16:46Wow.
16:54I'd just like to say sorry to anyone that was heavily in my life
17:06before I got really big and now they're not in my life.
17:12Whether that be my fault, their fault, someone else's fault, yeah.
17:16Because I do have something called, I think it's called survivor's guilt,
17:19I think they call it, where like I've got a whole different life
17:23and my friends.
17:24I've not seen them for years and are in sort of like the same position
17:29as they was ten years ago.
17:31And I do feel a weird way about that sometimes.
17:34I kind of wonder what people I grew up with think or say about me.
17:41Which makes me feel a little bit weird.
17:47Maybe not everyone even needs an apology, but I just feel the need to say it,
17:51to say sorry to people.
17:53Because I hope people don't think that I've turned round
17:57and like got a little bit of success and just went running away on everyone.
18:01I didn't, it's just that my life has took me down a different path
18:06that I would have never experienced if I just stayed over there.
18:09I'm not a bad person, so I'd like to think that everyone's understanding of that.
18:16And at this point we're all adults now and everyone's got their own life to live.
18:22So, yeah.
18:25We're going to hear from Nargis.
18:28Hello.
18:29You have stinky socks on top of a mountain.
18:32I did have stinky socks on top of a mountain, yes it did.
18:35Yes, correct!
18:36They stunk and...
18:37But don't tell anyone.
18:40I've done Kilimanjaro and I didn't have a shower for seven days.
18:44You didn't have a shower?
18:45Didn't because I'm such a stinky bastard.
18:47I'm stinky!
18:49Oh, my God.
18:50Yeah, I've got to say for you.
18:53This for me?
18:54Yes!
18:54No, it's not. Is it really?
18:55Yeah.
18:56Are you being serious?
18:57Yes!
18:57Where am I?
18:59Where am I?
18:59Where am I?
19:01Where am I?
19:03Woohoo!
19:04Now you're a proper...
19:06Did you really get this for me, though?
19:08You're living there.
19:09Oh, yeah.
19:11H, the assembly.
19:13That's a funny bit H!
19:14Thank you so much.
19:16Appreciate it.
19:20We are just going to set up for some music now.
19:24What's so great about Manchester?
19:26What's so great about Manchester?
19:27Yeah.
19:27I'm from there.
19:28I've got cousins all that way.
19:30You've got cousins all that way.
19:31But it doesn't make it great.
19:33Everyone's a little bit nicer in Manchester.
19:36Oh, is it not true if you're nice?
19:38Let's do it.
19:38Let's do it.
19:42Let's do it.
19:43Let's go back.
19:44Maybe, I don't really wanna know
19:49How your garden grows
19:52Cause I just wanna fly
19:56Lately, did you ever feel the pain
20:00In the morning rain
20:03As I shout you to the bow
20:08Maybe I will never be
20:10All the things that I want to be
20:13Now is not the time to cry
20:16Now is the time to find out why
20:19I think you're the same as me
20:22We see things they'll never see
20:24You and I are going to live forever
20:44Maybe I just want to fly
20:47Want to live and don't want to die
20:50Maybe I just want to breathe
20:53Maybe I just don't believe
20:55Maybe you're the same as me
20:58We see things they'll never see
21:01You and I are going to live forever
21:09We're going to live forever
21:13I'm going to live forever
21:16I'm going to live forever
21:22I'm going to live forever
21:24I'm going to live forever
21:27I'm going to live forever
21:44That was absolutely unreal. That's made me so happy, I can't, honestly, I swear to God, that was amazing.
21:49And why have you all got so good, amazing voices? I really didn't expect that. What's going on there?
21:54Do you know what? Yeah, I'll just be dead honest with everyone. I've not watched The Assembly before I came
22:00here today.
22:00You really should. Yeah, I should. You really should.
22:04You can watch it on ITVX and YouTube.
22:11This is like the best morning I've had in God knows how long.
22:17Can you show us the handstand please? Yeah, handstand please.
22:22I thought you would have forgot about that.
22:29Silence, please.
22:32Now, let's build it up.
22:34OTHERhaveums
22:46That was flippin' good.
22:49Maybe I just wanna fly, want to live, and don't wanna die.
22:54Maybe I just want to breathe
22:57Maybe I just don't believe
23:00Maybe you're the same as me
23:03We'd see things I'll never see
23:05You and I are gonna live forever
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