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00:07the door is still locked explore the dollhouse that's shrunk everything
00:13terry i didn't write the story it's my students work then can you please fix this fucking mess
00:19we have 28 days or the attack the lab gone you know i'm gonna crack this wide open and change
00:25the world so join me it's not a cat i would consider lifting a few of the protocols plus five
00:33minutes
00:33no two one later maybe done only be a couple more days eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper
00:39couple of days my ass lulu you're home hurricane lindy is tracking northeast what category is she
00:46don't say that
00:49i'm here my popcorn how long until you can fix me i don't know
00:56richie
01:06and now to deliver our graduating class's valedictorian address
01:20that's my daughter valedictorian it's no big deal
01:27this place
01:31is dead to me
01:42that's my daughter
01:51richie
01:53oh my god oh my god i i i can't believe it i just oh my gosh wait you you
02:02shrunk yourself i did
02:04i have so many questions i have all the answers oh god i'm so relieved i'm excited
02:10i need to ow what is that oh you'll get used to that that is loud that's less that's less
02:15yeah he's
02:15walking around what this is nice you need to hide oh where get in the closet oh yeah that says
02:20do not
02:20enter ever don't worry about it it's fine hurry hurry hurry hurry it smells really bad
02:25okay
02:35good morning morning coffee and a chat yeah sure
02:51oh
02:54is this really necessary i just want you to be safe anything could happen okay enough with that already
03:01wait that was a red light reaction my green light response is i appreciate your concern
03:11and and my green light response is i know the circumstances are not ideal and i am truly truly
03:18sorry about that oh the red lipstick and toothpaste
03:29oh but i will miniaturize them when i can um but i did get a travel size toothpaste so it's
03:35a little
03:35bit smaller and hilton has these new protocols so i will i will find a workaround
03:41thank you oh and about lulu i thought a lot about what you said last night and i will speak
03:47to her
03:47about the accident about me about hurricane lindy it's inappropriate and it's hurtful
03:54i appreciate that thank you about you and the accident um i do think that our
04:00current situation would traumatize her and sadly i could see her blaming you if not handled properly and
04:07so i i would like to propose accessing dr carmichael's marital toolbox and employing the upf tool
04:15do you agree i agree one condition oh i'm i'm open and i'm present we stick to the definition of
04:23united
04:23parental front no backdoor deals that was once i i apologized and i have grown fine
04:38this is kind of nice isn't it yeah except for the tiny elephant in the room
04:44fair enough and i promise i didn't forget about the laptop it's just new investor new protocols
04:50got it no problem
05:00bye
05:06oh is he gone wait and okay we're clear do not go in there there are cameras though but we
05:16have time
05:17he takes a while before he checks them let's go i should change
05:27um how did you get up here i'll show you
05:37richie oh i could cry hidden stairs you you built this well you know i have a degree in engineering
05:46too
05:47of course you do
05:59follow me
06:05oh you're a genius richie right well i actually am yeah but there's more more but i love stairs
06:16what what is this so we can get where we're going fast i brought desdemona where's desi taking us
06:23all the way
06:33you thought of everything and i brought everything everything
06:42what is this so we can get past the new protocols i don't know maybe i'm a badass
06:48yeah maybe you are come on desdemona give me a little more
07:04in my sleep dreams last night i had an epiphany it's the middle of the night
07:08and i wake up to find a gun pointed to my head the assailant has one question and i must
07:16answer
07:16correctly or he'll pull the trigger and the question is how do you me overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation
07:28isolation isolation isolation janet it's janet that's what i said oh um
07:34yes janet now we think of the equation where's richard um he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to
07:39care for a loved one i don't understand that sentence he's not here today nor will he be here
07:44tomorrow he's absent for an indeterminate amount of time and to his loved one has recovered can
07:49he do that according to the protocol manual yes who's the loved one company policy precludes
07:54disclosure of said loved one i reject that i need richard i could be your new richard temporarily
08:05reset where was i richard janet isolation yes so if we think of the equation as chain we can posit
08:12that a single counterproductive link would be responsible for the regrowth instability so
08:17we find that counterproductive link we isolate it and we proceed from there in the principle of last
08:24action let us change epsilon to delta and a partial t to partial d oh maybe not h hat try
08:33four pi epsilon naught
08:35try five pi epsilon naught no no no seven okay you know what make it a hundred
08:48good i've got your attention uh allow me to introduce myself i'm uh your new boss hilton smith you know
08:55me from the world pretty active out there uh listen i just have one question for each and every one
09:02of
09:02you who's hungry yeah yeah got you got you yep over there this guy seems smart hilton good to see
09:12you
09:12we break for lunch in half an hour oh yeah but i i've had in and out burgers flown in
09:17from california
09:17in half an hour that sounds great uh no one wants a cold burger we are on a very tight
09:25schedule in my
09:26lab every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently installed doomsday clock looming over us
09:31that's not a clock that's me looming over everything that's mine this lab you these people every
09:40millisecond belongs to me so i get to decide what to do with it and right now it's burger time
09:53fine we'll break now and we'll return 10 minutes early okay great you hit everyone come on let's go
10:02burger time let's go science science you need to put some food in your mouth so science can come on
10:08your
10:09brain oh hey i got animal style for you austin lez my suggestion eat every last bite of your burger
10:16let's go
10:36lulu
10:39steffi i'm gonna pull over
10:46hi how are you they still let you work there oh yeah new management and i don't steal as much
10:53so
10:53oh right i mean i steal a little bit but it's uh i got to keep this job now that
10:57i'm like a serious
10:57college student you're in college don't act so surprised sorry i didn't no it's fine i um i go to
11:05forest park community college it's uh oh yeah great so what are you studying psychology
11:14uh gonna help people out with their bullshit you're gonna start with yours
11:21um how's uh good made it through finals you know it's so weird seeing you my mom was just asking
11:28about you she always liked you you know yeah um what did she say oh you know she just asked
11:36why we
11:36stopped hanging out oh what did you say i told her you turned into an asshole hmm funny i wasn't
11:44kidding okay yeah i get it okay you you fit in i didn't i think you didn't want to fit
11:49in i think
11:50you wanted to be an asshole easy there psych 101 i'm just saying i remember you know like before
11:57before before you decided you want to get the out of here we used to laugh a lot
12:11mr jones
12:18mrs berns
12:22okay well it was good to see you what are you doing tonight i know the door guy at crabby
12:26pete's no id
12:27he's gonna be necessary well who's gonna be there oh everyone you shut out during high school
12:34hmm a warm room hard pass come meet my college friends they don't know you clean slate
12:42you could gasp have fun or i could oh feel miserable yeah but isn't that like
12:52you're buying you know it good to see a crack and a smile so sardonically right yeah i'll text you
13:02bye
13:02bye
13:20is this how you got it
13:25oh what is all this i recreated our first milestone date
13:30the bistro at washoe the campus square the snowflakes the place that you said you were your happiest
13:37sorry what is going on right now i oh okay i forgot one thing
13:44richie how did you get in the house oh i watched a youtube video on how to pick locks you
13:50can learn
13:50like anything like anything on youtube like anything oh
13:59oh shit oh shit oh shit just freeze
14:23okay
14:24that was a good idea
14:29run no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
14:32no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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14:42no
14:48i present jackie baldwin hi hi take seats miss layland the flight was just heavenly
14:57oh you've got a little taste of first class oh miss layland oh terry
15:04whoa i'm sweating miss layland would you um i'm sorry would you mind pinching me so i know i'm
15:10not dreaming this is crazy let me just a little squeeze see jackie this is real i'm real the uh
15:24the six-figure book deal i'm offering is very real oh my goodness professor little john sending me to
15:31you is just too real i mean miss layland how do i even begin to thank her well i should
15:38be thanking
15:39her for sending you to me lindy is a once in a generation writer a voice that cuts through the
15:44noise a book editor gets one of those if she's lucky and here i am starting one of my second
15:50you are just one signature away i'm adding your name to my own imprint
16:03oh sorry
16:14you know terry i should probably have my lawyer look at this first
16:21you have a lawyer she's close by how close because i uh i do need to be getting back to
16:29it
16:29she's in the hall ordering well i'm sure you have a minute for a once in a generation writer
16:35you're a quick study uh i unleash hell no punchline you got my text sure did
16:43terry meet how i'm her lawyer and her cousin
16:49once removed oh you might want to check your phone
17:01oh i see
17:04looks like we both have a google alert for professor will john
17:10okay here it is buried an nda good thing i know where to look
17:18we're not total rooms excuse me i just need to use the restroom i won't be a moment
17:27the old heave ho elevator or a stairwell elevator
17:49tough day
17:59it takes the shine off the boot
18:05oh
18:21don't you don't know what i was going to say enlighten me that was
18:24bullshit this is still my lab i am the head scientist follow me
18:54is this allowed no does hilton know no so i guess everybody does have secrets
19:03and now we have two but
19:09in the name of science he looks happy is that your scientific assessment yeah observation is
19:17foundational so beyond observation how's he doing strong vitals good appetite clean fluids solid
19:23feces what more could one ask for also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing
19:30interesting but not harmful quite the opposite happy as you've observed is accurate
19:37don't waste your energy on hilton's antics think of him like an overbearing father with
19:43a sense of humor akin to pull my finger there is no pleasing him and he can only please himself
19:51i have been told that um
19:54an overbearing father figure is the trigger for me
19:57a scientist who's been to therapy
20:00since we're getting personal i have no uh
20:02that no problem many that i have been to therapy
20:05couples therapy
20:07so here you go you are surprising which is surprising i'll bite i can do personal
20:19how did it go okay i'll bite back um it's ongoing dare i say complicated
20:26vision you have no idea less you got my name right you just call me less which
20:33please do
20:46is this model after union station on market street richard what's the
20:50plan okay you've had a phone this whole time okay because i asked for help and you brought me a
21:01piece
21:01of pie but we have a phone okay so here's the plan hit me
21:07i richard paul ware willingly sacrifice my natural size and myself in the name of love
21:15oh for the greatest love story ever told you will pen our story inspiring lovers for generations
21:22to come thereby earning a second pulitzer then we will live out our days in the dollhouse as tiny
21:30people but only in size not in spirit not at heart
21:35happily ever after
21:40that's that's that's the plan yeah that's the plan so you uh i just one why though would you shrink
21:49yourself without a plan to make us big again richard i mean you have no fucking plan at all do
21:59i have
21:59that right well no oh my god huh no no no no why did i think that you would have
22:04any answers i thought
22:06you were gonna save me oh my god no no no no less than the team are gonna solve the
22:12formula eventually
22:13like they're so close they're like no no no no once they solve it we can choose tiny bodies big
22:19love
22:19big bodies big love choose you think i would choose this ah it's a run out of battery i should
22:27have
22:27i should have packed the charger but i i put the pie in instead because you said it was your
22:31favorite i'm
22:32walking away before i punch you in the fucking throat what i wait wait should i follow you no
22:39the train has left the station okay i'm gonna get the next train i'm gonna get the next no
22:45it's the end of the line richard all right and the end of the metaphor okay all right do not
22:52fucking quote shakespeare lindy 15 years of silence no no 15 years of silence but 15 years of silence
23:06and and and now my dream my imprint my publishing imprint harry leland publishing simple elegant dignified
23:16is slipping through my manicured fingers
23:22does she care no does she demand more yes are we still friends
23:31i don't know
23:32i don't know
23:33you help her
23:41who helps you
23:45me
23:49transactional relationships are unsustainable
23:56unknown
24:04you are good people
24:07i know at least 30 people who would disagree with you about that
24:12more opinions don't equal truth
24:20you are so wise
24:32you got me in a twist
24:37i like that
24:40a lot
24:51may i may ask are you married
24:57you may
25:01oh
25:03are you married
25:04in a way
25:05is he
25:06or she
25:07he
25:07he
25:08he
25:08is he um
25:09alive
25:11in a way
25:12oh
25:12we're starting with alive
25:13isn't the term alive binary in its nature
25:16a living organism is considered alive if it exhibits certain characteristics that differentiates it from non-living matter
25:24in a way my husband cannot be differentiated from non-living matter
25:28may i ask
25:29no we're done here
25:31but it felt good to share
25:33oh no
25:35what
25:36i think mr magoo is having a seizure
25:38a seizure
25:39what
25:40she could die
25:41okay i can't lose her
25:43her
25:44i i'm sorry him
25:45clearly
25:46are you okay
25:47yes i just love the fucking cat
25:48okay
25:50the seizure is stopped
25:52his heart rate is back to normal
25:53okay good
25:54my heart is racing
25:59your pulse is excessively high
26:01the wrist excessively sweaty
26:07i uh nothing can happen to that cat okay
26:10mr magoo is fine
26:12i'm more worried about you
26:14i appreciate your concern
26:18excuse me
26:27oh come on where is she
26:31oh come on where is she where is she where is she
26:35where is she
26:46i'm utterly alone
27:04i was just looking for you
27:06why
27:07i wanted to tell you how much i loved your speech
27:11what are your notes professor
27:13no notes
27:14very efficient use of your words
27:16yeah sure right
27:18efficient again
27:19listen i know that you didn't want to do anything for graduation
27:23but i wondered if you and i could go get milkshakes at mandy's
27:30i'm not 10
27:33yeah uh i know
27:34i just thought it would be you know
27:37a nostalgic
27:39yeah you busted me
27:40i'm so uncool so
27:44it's just ice cream
27:45what do you think
27:46okay okay i can't um i'm leaving
27:51for where
27:52college
27:54it's june college starts in the fall
27:56didn't dad tell you he got me like some
27:59internship or observation whatever thing
28:04no no dad did not
28:07i did not what
28:08i did not watch
28:09lose summer plans
28:11i didn't tell you
28:13no
28:13well it was very last minute
28:15um i thought i told you sorry
28:27where are you going
28:31didn't i tell you
28:39you're the second person today
28:41drowning sorrows in a milkshake
28:44oh yeah
28:46was it another mother
28:52it was me
28:56how are you sad ever
28:58i could ask you the same thing
29:02but i've read your work
29:03and i mean that with all respect
29:06and the head to chest
29:08do i know you
29:09do i know you
29:10no no
29:12i know you
29:13i know of you
29:15in full transparency
29:17i work at the lab
29:19with your husband
29:20oh
29:22wow
29:24too bad
29:29yeah
29:37you know
29:40i would be remiss
29:42if i didn't take the opportunity to tell you how much i admire
29:46and to do
29:47you're not
29:49but no look your ability to capture the weight the burden of the mother's complicated emotional
29:56relationship not only with the daughter but with herself come on that is a master class it is a
30:01master class in dimension and in the heartbreak and in a lesser writer's hand it could
30:07come across as cartoonish or salacious but i was i am you know it stays with you and deeply moved
30:14by the daughter's ability to thrive under the complex emotional circumstances thrust upon her
30:21it is a hero's journey underneath a comedic cry for help
30:32i just wanted to give that daughter a hug
30:37it's productive i know but it's true
30:45i could really use a hug
30:49this might be overstepping but i would be happy to provide one
31:17is this okay
31:21That's perfect.
31:26Your mom's here.
31:27Yeah, okay, thank you, Barb.
31:33I should... I should go.
31:35Okay.
31:39She doesn't like to drive at night.
31:41The sun's out.
31:42It's setting.
31:58I am alone.
32:02We're all alone.
32:33Oh, no.
33:19What are you doing?
33:20I'm going home.
33:22Because of the showdown at high noon of a Burgers?
33:25In my lab, I am the sheriff, okay?
33:27Great galloping god, what are you not getting here?
33:30Okay, listen. There is a new gun in town, and he's wearing a black hat, but he has got the
33:35money.
33:36Fine, whatever. He started it.
33:38That's adult.
33:39I have to go home, Martin.
33:41Okay, you know what? Hey, hey, Hilton has not left the building yet. This does not look good.
33:45Oh, fuck him!
33:47Him! F me!
33:49F everyone!
33:50Okay, you know what? You are tying your own shoelaces to...
33:52Tell him it's a family emergency!
33:53What? Is it?
33:55Yes! People could be dead.
33:56What people?
33:57People!
33:57Who? What?
33:59People!
34:11Do we like that guy?
34:13We might.
34:15Okay, but do we have to, like, poke him a bit? You know?
34:18I can pull up the presentation, watch him shake, bake, and shit.
34:23Not yet. He's not... not useful.
34:27Okay, it's your call.
34:30Until it isn't.
34:32That's not what we discussed.
34:34As the brains and boots on the ground, as you like to refer to me, I have final say when
34:40it comes to the...
34:42talent.
34:44The talent. Sure.
34:48But...
34:48My gut's a poke.
34:51You can't help yourself, can you?
34:54Neither can you.
34:59Poke, poke.
35:01Don't.
35:03Poke, poke.
35:05Do not.
35:10What?
35:11I'm not touching you.
35:12Oh, you gonna go?
35:13Oh, really?
35:14Okay.
35:14Well, that's childish.
35:18Oh, God.
35:19Not now, Nils.
35:20No time for questions.
35:22No time for comments.
35:24No problem.
35:26I'm onto something bigger.
35:27Oh, yeah?
35:28Bigger than me?
35:28I'm the story.
35:29Not anymore.
35:32What?
35:35Whatever.
35:36I gotta go.
35:51I'm not failing.
35:52We're here.
35:53Look, we're walking through the doors.
35:54It's gonna be fun.
35:55It's gonna be great.
35:57You said you were coming earlier.
35:58What happened?
35:59This is earlier.
36:00Wear a damn watch.
36:04What's up?
36:05Mike, this is my old friend, Lulu.
36:07We go way back.
36:08Lulu, Mike.
36:10Hey.
36:11Confirm when we get a break, okay?
36:12Anything for you, boss.
36:15Wow.
36:18You got ID?
36:20What?
36:21ID!
36:22Yeah, I...
36:23I'm just kidding.
36:23You look 21 and me.
36:25Oh.
36:32Kid Ray?
36:33I hate him.
37:06I will save myself.
37:15Come on, fucker!
37:25Don't be Ä°ns!"
37:28Ah!
37:33Ah!
37:37Ah!
37:39Ah!
37:40Ah!
37:43Ah!
38:02This isn't goodbye, Space Cullen.
38:05It's over and out.
38:18I can't believe you're in this.
38:23Mic drop.
38:28Mic drop.
38:30You did the thing at graduation, right?
38:32The mic drop?
38:34Mic drop.
38:35Yeah, that was me.
38:37My grandma hated your speech.
38:40And I hate my grandma, so thank you.
38:43I told you, you stupid assholes.
38:45It's her.
38:45It's a mic drop.
38:49See?
38:50No one cares.
38:51Fun, right?
38:53Sure.
38:54Are you at Forest Park?
38:55No.
38:56Are you kidding?
38:57Just a question.
38:59She goes to school in Manhattan.
39:02Oh, did you guys know that her mom wrote,
39:04My Rainbow Starts With Black?
39:07That's your mom?
39:08We read it in class.
39:11Your mom's childhood.
39:13The dinner table.
39:14Wow.
39:15The class was narcissism fiction, and we know it's fiction.
39:19There's a lot of truth in fiction.
39:20Was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection at all?
39:24What the fuck kind of question is that?
39:27So defensive.
39:28Not tracks.
39:29Hey, mic drop.
39:30Hey.
39:31What?
39:31Shots.
39:32Let's go.
39:32Shots.
39:33Lulu.
39:33Lulu.
39:34Let's go.
39:35She...
39:35Please don't.
39:36No, it's not.
39:37It's fine.
39:37We'll do the shots with mic drop.
39:54Huh.
39:57You look, uh...
39:59Filthy.
39:59I was going to say strong.
40:01So that's my phone.
40:03I'm impressed.
40:05That?
40:06Well, I hoped you would be.
40:08I'm driving.
40:10You're what?
40:11Wait, wait.
40:12We're leaving?
40:13Yeah.
40:14We'll come back and loot the place.
40:16Oh.
40:18Where are we going?
40:20Into the sunset, Richie.
40:23It's the dawn of a new day.
40:30I'm a little worried.
40:32I miss you.
40:32What are you talking about?
40:33Oh, we need to get you some water.
40:35Water is dumb.
40:36It's just stuff in the lakes.
40:38Was your mom even capable of showing any actual affection?
40:43Funny.
40:44She's drunk.
40:46Steph, I'm going to go.
40:47I'll see you after the New Year.
40:48Okay.
40:54What the fuck?
41:00Psycho.
41:01Go.
41:04Hi, guys.
41:05Why?
41:06Oh, my God.
41:07Why?
41:08What is wrong with you?
41:09I'm sorry.
41:10I don't go to LOL University with all y'all.
41:13You're acting like a bitch.
41:14Me?
41:15I'm bitch.
41:16I think you overreacted.
41:18I get it.
41:19Your mom's a trigger, but...
41:20Wait, wait, though.
41:20Is that, like, your professional opinion?
41:24Wow.
41:25Huh.
41:26Okay, look.
41:27You have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously.
41:31Okay?
41:32I'm just being real.
41:36Hey, you ever read your mom's book?
41:39No.
41:40Um, she wrote some shit about me one time, so, um, I already know she hates me.
41:45Hmm.
41:46Yeah.
41:47Uh, well, you might want to read it.
41:49Oh?
41:50Why?
41:52Because you're just like her.
41:56My trauma.
42:09Word to the wise, you want to be liked.
42:12Don't be a dick.
42:13Okay.
42:14Word to the dipshit.
42:16I don't give a fuck who likes me.
42:19Uh, bullshit.
42:21Fact.
42:22No, you care too much.
42:24And it's showing.
42:25No, you don't give a fuck who likes me.
42:52Liz!
42:52Mom?
42:53What are you doing here?
42:54What are you doing here?
42:55I live here.
42:56Well, you're supposed to be in Vermont here.
42:58I'm here to cat sit.
42:59Where is Mr. Magoo?
43:01Mom, stop!
43:03Put everything down.
43:06Put it down.
43:07Well, I'm almost done.
43:09Oh, my suitcase, it bumped the plan.
43:11I don't care.
43:11I don't care.
43:12Just leave it.
43:13Don't walk or move or do or touch anything.
43:19Anything.
43:20Yes.
43:24I just cleaned that up.
43:27Here, let me.
43:28No, no, no, please.
43:28Just don't.
43:29Please.
43:30Just stay where you are.
43:31Do not move.
43:44Stay.
43:56Mindy.
43:58Mindy?
43:59Mindy, where are you?
44:10Oh, fuck.
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