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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:59General, this changes everyone.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:56Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Let's do it.
03:48Let's do it.
03:51Let's do it.
04:16well well well am i to assume you're blocking my path to protect less i'm protecting science
04:24you're protecting the man who tried to kill you drawn to wrath by you it was a kiss a naked
04:31kiss fine
04:33a naked kiss now move richie please don't make me hurt you hurt me you destroyed me richie
04:51i am sorry truly sincerely sorry
05:00you're a good man a really good man now please move
05:09i implore you to think about what you're doing hilton let's move the demonstration to this
05:16morning this this is that's his last chance to fix the formula and so we just we both need
05:22him to succeed so regardless of what's happened just think about your future and mine
05:33your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery for
05:40the ages one worthy of the recognition of the highest order the nobel
05:51richie richie richie you almost had me convinced get the fuck out of my way
06:00i would rather die a six inch death than see less little john win a fucking nobel
06:13you're gone you're gone you're gone into the heart of darkness
06:21the curve follow the curve the curve to infinity
06:33you need to reset you need to rest i'm so close what's the map what is it you don't see
06:53what don't you see
07:07mommy
07:15you
07:21you
07:23you
07:24you
07:24you
07:24Let's go.
08:03Let's go.
08:24You're an evil tiny bitch.
08:26Fuck.
08:27You made a fucking canoe.
08:31I'm bigger than you.
08:33I will crush you.
08:35I will win.
08:42Oh, come on.
08:50Help, man!
08:53Lindy!
08:56Lindy!
08:59If you're hurt, answer me.
09:01We can call a timeout.
09:04I don't know what to do.
09:06I don't know what to do.
09:07Fuck.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy.
09:11I'm coming.
09:12I'm coming.
09:13And I'm trusting.
09:15Oh, this is the timeout, Lindy.
09:18We agreed, right?
09:20I'm here now.
09:29My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree.
09:35You're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:39You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you don't need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:06I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:13That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:43You.
10:43Ow!
10:45Ow!
10:46Ow!
10:49Ow!
10:49All right already!
10:58Ow!
10:59Ow!
11:02What?
11:04What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time is it?
11:13Presentation time, you're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey! Hey, down here! Hey!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny! Down here! Hey!
11:22Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes, I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah, I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:15Uh...
12:15Okay, let me think.
12:18Um...
12:19Well...
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing, I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail, too.
12:29But...
12:30Older, tiny me...
12:32Might come to regret that.
12:36Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:40And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:49That's...
12:51Pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:03Hey, so you know, um...
13:04I was thinking...
13:05You get to hold this, my husband shrunk me shit over dad for like...
13:10Forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever.
13:16Which...
13:16That's kind of cool, but...
13:19Is it called forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know...
13:23Forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
13:27Uh, but I currently...
13:29Don't have a choice.
13:30So I am making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again...
13:39Funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do.
13:46But I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So you're gonna hate me.
14:14But then you're gonna love me.
14:16I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patience.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific.
14:37And driven.
14:37And willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Hmm.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book.
14:43Slap Lindy's name on it.
14:44Save your imprint.
14:47Or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this, yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:01This is the hate part.
15:03But, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:14Lies, or love.
15:28Me.
15:30I choose me.
15:32Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:37Is this gonna be a problem?
15:40The first thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45That's the name's Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now what if we could take, say, an ear of corn, and shrink it to a fraction of the original
16:11size?
16:11Where is this jackass?
16:13Just a matter of-
16:14I can assure you, a farmer could grow-
16:16He will be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know I just-
16:32I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes.
16:39Practically, yes.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tank to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, he said.
16:48What?
16:49After we solve?
16:50We're hungry?
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers.
16:54Tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close.
16:58Close.
16:58For real.
16:59For real.
17:00I know.
17:00I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tank.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway, but we can't be party to that.
17:09So walk.
17:10No.
17:10Run.
17:11You run away.
17:14I-
17:16I don't think I can.
17:18Give them what they want.
17:19Mm-hmm.
17:19You out the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm-
17:26What if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um!
17:29It's time!
17:33Less.
17:34You have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48I see you.
17:50Looking at me.
17:52Judging me.
17:53Like smug dicks.
17:56But you will never judge me as harsh as I judge myself.
18:02I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
18:08I don't know what I want from myself.
18:11I don't know what I want from myself.
18:12And I thought that was a problem.
18:15But it's not.
18:18It's just the process.
18:20And I can figure that out here.
18:23Or somewhere else.
18:29Honestly.
18:32I'm okay either way.
18:48Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
18:57You.
19:11He looks fucking nuts.
19:13Yes.
19:14Quite.
19:15Science is not magic.
19:18No.
19:20There is no- ta-da!
19:22There is not.
19:24It is work.
19:26Hard work.
19:28Evidently.
19:30It's frustration.
19:33It's passion.
19:35It's misery and joy.
19:36And it's fear.
19:38You can spend years lost, wandering among the trees.
19:42Wishing, hoping, maybe even praying.
19:44Which goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will finally
19:51see the forest.
19:52Well.
19:55Today is that day.
20:00Let's finish what we started.
20:10Here are my final thoughts.
20:15H-hat equals h-bar omega times a dagger a, plus one-half, plus p-hat squared, over 2m plus
20:292, over m plus 2, over m plus 2.
20:31Omega squared...
20:32Uh...
20:33X squared.
20:34Which...
20:41Which...
20:46Which...
20:56Which...
21:00It's upside down.
21:06It's inverted.
21:09janet invert m omega squared x squared over two
21:17bombs invert
21:20inverted m omega squared x squared over two
21:31carl implement
21:36the
22:04Let's make history
22:39Gentle people
22:40Three minutes
22:42Until the curve reaches limitless stabilization
22:46Translation
22:48Ta-da
22:56Okay
22:59Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures
23:05Okay
23:07It is time you knew the truth
23:09About Dr. Left's little job
23:32I did it
23:34I did it
23:36I did it
23:38I did it
23:41We made history
23:43Limitless stabilization
23:45Yes
23:46Translation
23:48Hilton, the corn
23:50Let me
23:50Let me
23:51Let me
24:03Sweet
24:04And crisp
24:07You did it
24:09Who knew
24:12Oh dear
24:15Oh god
24:19Are you okay?
24:21Les
24:24Whoa, whoa, whoa
24:25Give me some space
24:26Les, Les
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give me some space
24:29Excuse us, Les
24:30Ta-da
24:33I got you
24:36Finally
24:37I got you
24:38Fuck yeah
24:39You did
24:39Awesome, Les
24:44Hoppenheimer's got nothing on you
24:46Thank you
24:49Thank you
24:55Let's talk numbers
24:56What the fuck
24:57Let's talk numbers
24:58Yeah
25:10Oh no, you didn't
25:14Okay
25:17Fuck
25:17I fucking hate tape measures
25:20It is time you knew the truth
25:22About Dr. Les Littlejohn
25:25All right, Nils
25:26You want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am
25:31Okay?
25:34Les
25:36Is it the corn?
25:37Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn
25:39Somebody emailed something
25:40Something not good
25:42To a journalist
25:43And that something is going to destroy me
25:45I just want to
25:45Nils
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before
25:50Yes, well imagine what he could do
25:52If he had something on me
25:53Something big
25:54Uh, small
25:54But very big
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit
26:00Relax
26:03Today
26:03Is your day
26:05No
26:08It's our day
26:10We did it
26:12Partners
26:15Don't worry about Nils
26:17Vivian's taken care of it
26:19Nils has retired
26:21Permanently
26:23Nils
26:24Is not a problem
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian
26:31Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this
26:38Now
26:39Tell Vivian
26:44Fine
26:46Doesn't matter who
26:48Sometimes
26:50When
26:51Someone threatens
26:52The most important thing
26:53In the world to you
26:54You have no choice
26:57But to eliminate them
26:59Because the someone
27:01Who would do something like that
27:03Is never going to stop
27:06You
27:07Are going to have to stop them
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No
27:14Yes
27:16No
27:16A little
27:17I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No
27:22Yes
27:23No
27:24A little
27:25No
27:25I'm only suggesting
27:26Get creative
27:28Why yes
27:29Get creative
27:32And then
27:33Leave the rest to fate
27:36Fate
27:37Makes its own choices
27:42Fate
27:45Yes
27:46That is creative
27:49Come on Nils
27:51Woo
27:59Write me back
28:00Write me back Nils
28:02Jesus
28:05Come on Nils
28:10Lindy
28:12Lindy
28:13Lindy
28:13I have a surprise for you
28:17I'm unarmed
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy
28:24I solved the restoration formula
28:26I can make you big again
28:29If that's something you're interested in
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided
28:44We're keeping him
28:46Yeah
28:48He won't play ball
28:49You don't know that
28:50I do actually
28:52It's kind of my thing
28:53Just fire him
28:55I can get him to play
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose
29:04You're making me choose?
29:06Well
29:06Then we should both choose wisely
29:16What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you
29:19Just go around
29:21Alright
29:27You better not be fucking with me
29:29Oh no
29:31It's true
29:32I did it
29:32I remain a literal genius
29:34Look
29:36I miniaturized and restored
29:38Mr. Magoo
29:40How's that proof?
29:41I never saw him tiny
29:42I hate that cat
29:43Well that's funny
29:45He told me he hates you too
29:47What's that Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing
29:55He's been through a lot
29:57What am I saying?
29:59You know
29:59Sort of
30:00Well
30:01Gotta feed him
30:02Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know
30:06Dr. Carmichael said that
30:08I can't force change on you
30:11So
30:12I'm having second thoughts
30:13About making you big
30:15I think I've learned
30:16That I have to accept you
30:18For who you are
30:19The way you are
30:22And that you're never gonna stop
30:25I gotta eat myself
30:26Worked up quite the appetite
30:27I think I deserve a good meal
30:31And so I bid you farewell
30:33And I wish you the best of luck
30:40I'll leave it up to fate
30:55Good kitty
30:57Easy Magoo
30:59Easy
31:00Easy
31:12Magoo
31:13Stop
31:14Dad
31:14Dad
31:15Stop
31:16I'm tired
31:21So be honest
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn
31:23Did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:25You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know
31:27I mean
31:27I mean not really
31:29But you know
31:29I was thinking
31:31Trust the map
31:31Trust the map
31:32That's what I
31:33Oh
31:33Did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton
31:37Yeah
31:37Fuck that guy
31:37Let's focus on me instead
31:39Let's focus on us
31:42Yeah
31:42I'm the fucking golden boy
31:43Cheers to me
31:44Cheers to us
31:46And everything we want to accomplish
31:48Together
31:51You know
31:51I can't believe it
31:52I mean I can't believe it
31:52But I can't believe it
31:53Because you know
31:54I did make fucking history
31:55If only Lindy could see me now
31:57Right?
31:58Lindy?
31:59Yeah
31:59You know
32:00I saw her
32:00In my science thoughts
32:02At the podium
32:03That cocktail napkin
32:05When she turned it right side up
32:06Bang
32:07That was it
32:07I got it
32:08Invert
32:09Lindy
32:10Mm
32:11Helped you
32:13With science
32:14Yeah
32:14I guess
32:15You know
32:17Cheers to me
32:18Again
32:20You're not really eating
32:21I feel ill
32:22Yeah so do I a little bit
32:23In my stomach
32:24I think it's excitement
32:25Les
32:27We shared
32:30We got personal
32:31Mm
32:32We have
32:34Secrets
32:35I thought we were partners
32:37A scientist
32:39Standing in front of another scientist
32:41Yeah
32:42Of course
32:43You helped
32:44Helped
32:45Yeah
32:46Like
32:47Lindy helped
32:48You both helped
32:50But
32:50I plan on thanking you
32:53In my acceptance speech
32:54When I win the Nobel
32:56And not
32:56Lindy
32:57And then everyone will know
32:59That you contributed
33:00And not Lindy
33:01And that's very important to me
33:03Not Lindy
33:04Is more important to you
33:07Than us
33:10Not really following
33:11Exactly
33:19I think you should collect your things
33:21Uh from what
33:23From here
33:24From the office
33:25Oh yes
33:25Good idea
33:26We need more space
33:27We do
33:28In a way
33:30Excuse me a moment
33:32Can I order you
33:34Anything else
33:36I'm done
33:50Is that
33:52She leaving
34:15I know you can see me
34:17Open the fucking door
34:20My ID's not working
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo
34:28You didn't let me in
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo
34:35Is this about a cat
34:36I want my tiny cat back
34:41I restored him
34:42I took him home
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat
34:45I hate that cat
34:46I hate that cat
34:47I don't know who you are
34:52What are you going to let me in
34:56Oh fuck this
35:05Think you can lock me out
35:06Motherfuckers
35:26What was the plan here
35:30My ID didn't work
35:32My ID didn't work
35:34And you were going to drive through the lobby
35:38Yeah
35:42You didn't listen
35:43I tried
35:45I was passionate about it
35:48I cursed
35:50I warned you about these people
35:53You did
35:54You dummy
35:56Now it's over
35:59Hilton
35:59Has
36:01Everything
36:04We have
36:06Nothing
36:07Well I
36:09I couldn't help it
36:11It's my life's work
36:12I had to do it
36:13Les
36:16The Nobel was never on the table
36:19They were always going to steal your tack
36:23Martin
36:24Without the Nobel
36:28I'm not worthy
36:31Worthy of what?
36:39Her
36:42Lindy
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me
36:52Lindy
36:53Lindy's the only person
36:54Who's ever really gotten me
36:56Seen me
37:00Lindy
37:03Can't get her out of my head
37:05She's everywhere
37:12Oh god
37:14Oh fuck
37:15Oh fuck
37:18I can't keep up
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula
37:24Oh fuck fuck
37:25I can't go home without it
37:26I need a ride
37:27No you're going to have to take an Uber
37:28Because I got Dana
37:29No you're going to fucking drive me home
37:31Fucking now
37:32This is life or death Martin
37:33For real this time
37:34What?
37:34It's really really real
37:35Magoo could eat her
37:36The cat?
37:38Yeah
37:38I'll explain
37:38What do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later
37:40You're going to drive me
37:41Come on
37:42Why?
38:11What are you
38:13The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15I appreciate your...
38:16You're alive. You're alive.
38:18You're the wrong one, but I'm trying to reconcile
38:20less the husband and less the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to such generosity
38:24and compassion towards science
38:25and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife?
38:29I just...
38:29Tell me. Why?
38:31I'm asking again. Why less?
38:34Richie.
38:35No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time for this.
38:37Listen. Why marry a man?
38:40Richie!
39:09Turn blue when I see you
39:13Thousand eyes turning blue
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:17Love is gone
39:19Gone, daddy gone
39:21It's gone, daddy gone
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:28Zipped and smiles, oh yes
39:31Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:34Where she is now, I can only guess
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:40It's gone, daddy gone
39:42It's gone, daddy gone
39:45It's gone, daddy gone
39:48Love is gone
39:50Away
39:52Gone away
39:55Gone away
39:58Gone away
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