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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:07God bless you.
00:01:09God bless you.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next
00:01:49session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like
00:01:53real thoroughbred clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter
00:02:02in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy
00:02:17are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar
00:02:29too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't think it's the gojis what the hell
00:02:33where
00:02:33is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:50where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish
00:03:04with the good amega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute hey this is what you once said about you yelled it out nothing worse
00:03:18nothing worse really well she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free okay
00:03:47hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus no no you paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in
00:04:24need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat anyway you
00:04:51like
00:04:51nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay man
00:05:06anxious
00:05:08anxious
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps
00:05:27down there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than
00:05:33that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin
00:05:39this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry that's
00:05:48just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done
00:06:02nothing okay but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an
00:06:09instrument of death no offense you rent you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're
00:06:21being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra
00:06:26rich clients i mean people on the radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't
00:06:33think that that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i
00:06:38mean cia does it all the time the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs
00:06:46it's
00:06:46going to help i don't want a klonopin gary i want a gun i never get anything i want we
00:06:52still have
00:06:52all the old furniture from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:16i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:28yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types like me
00:07:3615
00:07:37minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade of
00:07:44shit ceo's or bored retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we we all feel that way uh
00:07:59sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners no integrity we we want to
00:08:07lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt them
00:08:14um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could use um what about our mnemonics
00:08:23stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a step back oh yeah can
00:08:30i forgive
00:08:31me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s of stop stands
00:08:40for stop yeah yeah
00:08:41that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back o observe p proceed mindfully
00:08:50it's
00:08:51just a a little thing to remember for when that the s of stop is for stop correct i mean
00:08:56can you people
00:08:57pretend to to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group
00:09:05of
00:09:05professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each other over it you know i
00:09:11mean on the face of it if if if i could stop i wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could
00:09:16stop i wouldn't
00:09:17need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is only the first step yeah of
00:09:23stop of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are you are you testing
00:09:31me because
00:09:32i think i'm i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things carl a
00:09:39is for at uh r is
00:09:42for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say i'm gonna say it retarded okay and the last t
00:09:48is for
00:09:48therapists i am going to start throwing things and retarded therapists huh i said it okay oh for
00:09:57christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe but i've seen sat scores go up 15 20 with the right
00:10:06fungal regime but there's always side effects with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting
00:10:13the right sure but let's say she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie no i'm
00:10:20going to stamper that's me sorry jameson low-key favor can you try these glasses on wow right yes it's
00:10:32like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah and what if we went a bit radical
00:10:38with her hair baby baltic color uh manifests individuality no i think she looked like a blue-eyed
00:10:49pinata no i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:10:59mm-hmm yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the
00:11:07full report promised but okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract
00:11:15processing average um but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy
00:11:38will you tell him what you're thinking read the um endowments oh three or four million to the
00:11:43endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a right unless we're talking a new library isn't
00:11:49strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being
00:11:55neurodivergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm not you want to have to take the
00:12:02test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that
00:12:08i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong
00:12:12with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it and hey who among
00:12:17the silicon
00:12:18savants aren't a little divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're so good at
00:12:23telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr
00:12:27gary
00:12:28that's right that's a really interesting perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on
00:12:36the spectrum well why was she no what no why would she that's uh i'm i'm sorry i misspoke uh
00:12:45that's
00:12:46called the cognitive overload folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting and i was talking to you and
00:12:51i just oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by
00:12:56a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment
00:13:09strategy should i ask him no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do
00:13:22that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school good good
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so what's the phone same as ed thugs it's gonna do where it's warm for a bright yeah
00:14:38look behind your couch cushions and chairs and look well straight above it
00:14:43even your closet can be tiny hiding places for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people your art your paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:58and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:08so
00:15:18so
00:15:44what's wrong gary you're looking a little green no no no you're one of those guys who really likes
00:15:47to drive i wasn't driving it's a self-driving car i mean who knows how to drive better than a
00:15:53car
00:15:54right right yeah yeah you're not a risk guy gary huh huh sure let me ask you how are you
00:16:00with your
00:16:01investments you like you like to get freaky with the down oh you know investing is like
00:16:06joanne's department mostly is it yeah oh lily never shuts up about my portfolio joanne must
00:16:13keep you abreast right uh not so much it's like i do more thermostats oil changes like yeah
00:16:19that's what you want to go home sweet home everyone has a smart house right this one's dumb
00:16:30that whole thing on top of the house that's a faraday cage blocks all cellular here give me
00:16:37yours oh no i need to have this right now that's okay but no cell phones inside
00:16:44yeah yeah sure great could use a break good great yep the internet's never once popped its cherry
00:16:51i mean if you need milk the fridge won't tell you your phone won't suggest you breathe and i guess
00:16:57if you fall down and break your leg you're shit out of luck yeah i suppose let's find out how
00:17:02weird i am
00:17:14i confuse texture with temperature always sometimes rarely never like when i touch things
00:17:26always sometimes rarely never maybe with like fruit wet fruit you know like a melon rind so
00:17:36rarely i fear flowers with thorns always sometimes rarely never never i don't know what should i
00:17:47rarely rarely rarely you rarely i feel judged by my clothes always sometimes rarely never
00:18:01sometimes
00:18:10i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:14i have difficulty waiting my turn always sometimes rarely always
00:18:31orson orson i need you right now
00:18:41okay i have all my passwords saved here somewhere um on a thumb drive and i i i need to
00:18:51change all of
00:18:52them okay um uh hey what what what if you just uh give me the computer password then i can
00:18:58change them
00:18:59i can change them all aren't you smart okay um it's your name and your birthday
00:19:14uh did you do the capital o i did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date well it's my birthday no it's not it it totally is it's the 11th
00:19:31no it's it's the 10th
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:52it's halloumi
00:19:54it's halloumi's birthday
00:19:55halloumi
00:19:56yeah our she was your dad's actually um uh halloumi uh wiener dog uh we scattered our ashes at the
00:20:04beach
00:20:05that that trip that we took to knott's berry farm you remember
00:20:10yes you do you loved it that there was that um that mine ride with the animatronic chinese
00:20:16laborers and you wore that little cowboy hat i got you well i didn't go there for me orson jesus
00:20:23you think i had a good time at knott's berry farm
00:20:30um why don't why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead yeah good idea
00:20:40um like this um right over here this yeah yeah thank you
00:20:57can you hear that listen
00:21:03total lack of microwaves yeah it's it's a beautiful house duncan
00:21:10it was hamish's my business partner college roommate
00:21:18he loved it here we co-founded fafa you remember fafa yeah uh yeah
00:21:23uh a buddy of mine met his first wife on fafa and i bought a subaru on fafa it was
00:21:30actually my
00:21:30second subaru got that on fafa nice nice okay so i really got to get back so can you run
00:21:37me
00:21:37yes yes you remember hamish hamish was a genius
00:21:41inept but you know he couldn't he couldn't look people in the eye he couldn't
00:21:48i'm gonna talk to people i talked for him
00:21:57dude had a horrible stutter yeah i would steal his uh
00:22:04his shoes his medication you know that kind of thing and uh he'd go
00:22:09fall fall fall fuck you duncan and that's how he came up with the name fall fall how
00:22:16he hanged himself
00:22:18oh
00:22:19right above where you're standing actually oh
00:22:21yeah you still make out where he uh carved his goodbye sorry
00:22:31yeah should have been you're welcome right you're welcome he gave me this house gave me everything
00:22:37and a chance to do it on my own
00:22:42yeah
00:22:45that's how i bought hypergnosis
00:22:53wish that a joanne back then let's go okay okay
00:23:02joanne deserves so much more and i'm not talking about you i'm i'm sure you keep her very satisfied
00:23:10and i'm i'm i'm being financially we're doing all right now can i appreciate your concern you can
00:23:17call yourself a car right i'm gonna hang back and meditate if you just go up the hill you'll
00:23:23eventually get service okay wait up up this
00:23:39okay what was joanne texting gary about uh well was it about me it was wasn't it it was about
00:23:46me
00:23:46no uh no it's not it's um okay what she uh she wants uh she wants a gun a gun
00:23:57a gun yes
00:24:11good morning
00:24:13good morning
00:24:14all right good morning girl
00:24:28good morning dr webb uh wondering what's that that was for lacy
00:24:35last year she was one of the ones who put herself in a cal train's path
00:24:40take it down bell or else they will all want one
00:24:50you know what they're gonna say
00:24:53klepto pyro psycho
00:24:59probably make a lot of it just smile if i unalive myself i'm just having too much fun you know
00:25:13what's that you got no wisdom to share speak up
00:25:20what's that you got no wisdom to share speak up
00:25:48that's embarrassing
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be. You're going to be great.
00:25:55Not great. You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted,
00:26:07and so he fell down to Earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:17I'm not drowning, I'm not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:21But hey, you're flying. That's cool.
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:42Hey.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:47Uh, yeah, we're here.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Hi.
00:26:51Uh, name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, ninth grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't, he didn't answer.
00:27:49Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm okay.
00:28:01I'm okay.
00:28:04No, no, no.
00:28:08Oh, come on.
00:28:09Come on.
00:28:10Come on.
00:28:11Come on.
00:28:12Oh.
00:28:38have a good day yeah bye bye um hey
00:28:43uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk that's that's emotional
00:28:49distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's
00:28:57fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when you were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry
00:29:05i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading off your clients most private and
00:29:09confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence according to the rules of therapy
00:29:15international
00:29:21oh my god
00:29:24oh
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00:29:28oh
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00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat. Thank you. The sticky part is I'm a psychologist, but patients or clients come for
00:31:15therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here. Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean, if it was one
00:31:41of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:45Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clear image, Harper? This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39What?
00:33:40Like her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Well, there's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project. What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet? Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no, did.
00:34:09No, did.
00:34:10Like, hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like, G-O-N.
00:34:12Odin.
00:34:12Oh, she's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um.
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting,
00:34:29and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right, that's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow, wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate?
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07Now, I have no doubt.
00:35:09I have no doubt.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on, come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers,
00:36:06not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays.
00:36:08No more Sundays.
00:36:09Just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:13What's your winning idea?
00:36:19No more than half.
00:36:21See you.
00:36:21I'm the winner.
00:36:29I'm the winner.
00:36:33I'm the winner.
00:36:35I'm the winner.
00:36:37Good-bye.
00:36:41Bye.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow, great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Yonushka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter
00:38:51of a billion dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coin.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve
00:39:24it, maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:28Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall
00:39:34on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:48Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:58Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10We just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut up.
00:41:32Shut up.
00:41:33Shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:35Okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right over, asshole.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay.
00:42:07Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe I heard a parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try to last.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right.
00:42:20Just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled, he laughed, right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you.
00:43:11Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:47Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:35Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:31Gary!
00:45:33He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:34He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44I...
00:45:45Okay, Duncan.
00:45:46You...
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:52I...
00:45:52I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no.
00:45:55And I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know, the journalist?
00:45:58She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work pantyhouse.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly, that...
00:46:43That thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But...
00:46:48Since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:57That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He...
00:46:59He promised that...
00:47:00That he would look after him while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:05And now I have a...
00:47:08A 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:29Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:37Don't...
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40I mean, is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the turtle back zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That, God, come on, that's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:39And, of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:55Carl Bardoff.
00:48:59Carl Bardoff.
00:49:00Isn't Bardoff's law Bardoff?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardoff?
00:49:09Oh, wow, nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:36Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:45Sometimes.
00:49:49Tell me more.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:58Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:36It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych eval.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No!
00:51:06No!
00:51:07Gary!
00:51:07You have to listen to me!
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11Yeah, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:21Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27But sarcasm aside, I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:51:59No, he...
00:52:01No, you're...
00:52:01No, you're wrong, because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:05But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway...
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Silly.
00:53:06Oh, ma'am.
00:53:13Ja?
00:53:16I...
00:53:17I...
00:53:21Oh, my God, it's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50There's Thelma.
00:53:52Because I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake,
00:54:06and I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also,
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real,
00:54:17without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie,
00:54:28cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers,
00:54:36they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:01Pippin,
00:55:05think about her golden glass.
00:55:11How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:18With a guardian of splendor,
00:55:20inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Pippin,
00:55:28think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:37Pippin,
00:55:38days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
00:55:47And the angels of the morning
00:55:51are calling out to me.
00:55:56Hear,
00:55:56think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:05I feel like Jane Goodall.
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone,
00:56:12Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript,
00:56:14he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park,
00:56:17hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone,
00:56:21Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine
00:56:39when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm
00:56:43at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again.
00:56:49Bardolph goes to see Joanne
00:56:50for anger management purposes.
00:56:52He's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know
00:56:57what that is yet.
00:56:58To me,
00:56:58some of it's just old-fashioned
00:57:00generational ageism
00:57:02where he's older
00:57:03and he sees the younger people
00:57:05screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him
00:57:08a mnemonic,
00:57:09stop.
00:57:10S, stop,
00:57:11T,
00:57:12take a step back,
00:57:13O, observe,
00:57:14P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing
00:57:18to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop
00:57:20is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed
00:57:23upon one of my writers
00:57:25and she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start,
00:57:28S is for start,
00:57:30T,
00:57:31uh,
00:57:31throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical
00:57:34from the point of view
00:57:35of Bardolph
00:57:36getting so pissed off
00:57:37on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into
00:57:40making stop
00:57:41the first step of stop
00:57:43based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm gonna say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm gonna say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapist.
00:57:50I am going to start
00:57:51brewing things
00:57:53and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne
00:58:00texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:05Also in episode two,
00:58:07you have
00:58:08a real ratcheting up
00:58:09of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like
00:58:14they were gonna be partners
00:58:15and now she's not
00:58:16returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking
00:58:21into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all,
00:58:23it's probably my favorite
00:58:24scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors
00:58:27are duking it out
00:58:29in a way that's
00:58:30incredibly gratifying
00:58:32to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say,
00:58:33like, working with Sarah
00:58:34has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know,
00:58:37it's important, like,
00:58:38to show up every day
00:58:39to work and be inspired
00:58:40by the people around you
00:58:41to push harder
00:58:42and, you know,
00:58:43be better.
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45one of the little
00:58:48insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't
00:58:50unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime
00:58:53and I'm the natural
00:58:54consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment
00:58:56when their characters'
00:58:58wants and needs
00:59:00come to
00:59:01a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly
00:59:04gives in.
00:59:05All I need
00:59:06is just
00:59:06one of your clients.
00:59:08Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that
00:59:13Carl Bardolph
00:59:13is violently angry
00:59:15and does not want
00:59:16people talking to him
00:59:17and worshipping
00:59:18at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention
00:59:20that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22in the next episode
00:59:23of The Audacity.
00:59:24From The Audacity.
00:59:33You
00:59:35and
00:59:45you
00:59:47and
00:59:48you
00:59:48Uh,
00:59:50you
00:59:52are
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