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00:09So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than Bailey here.
00:13We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship.
00:16We eat what we kill.
00:18But often, I will partner a manager with a specific target
00:22if I think they have a better shot that way.
00:23So, transparency within the office.
00:25Yeah, that makes sense.
00:26Uh-huh.
00:27I know you're used to a more siloed approach, Coop,
00:30but I've got to tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us.
00:35Max, yeah, get in here.
00:36Coop, you know Max Cone?
00:37I don't know. Do we?
00:39Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year.
00:40You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift.
00:42Right. Sorry about that.
00:44Yes, I have a 17-year-old daughter.
00:45That would have been hell to pay.
00:47I bet.
00:47Max is a superstar.
00:49He's been on the hot streak all over emerging markets.
00:52Well, I look forward to hearing all about that.
00:54Uh, you're aware of the non-solicit?
00:58No, legalism worried.
00:59The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
01:05Okay.
01:06So, I run my own book, transparently.
01:08Of course, the usual draw.
01:11All that's left to figure out is the percentages on the sheriff.
01:13Sound about right?
01:15Not exactly, no.
01:18It's Max's book.
01:20You'd be, uh, hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee.
01:23We'll see how it goes.
01:24Yeah, we work together to bring in the investment capital.
01:27So, I bag the elephants for the kid.
01:29He builds his book, and then you cut me loose.
01:31Whoa.
01:32I don't need anybody's help.
01:33All due respect, Max.
01:35Your boss thinks you do, or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
01:38Coop.
01:39Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben.
01:42The year before that, you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
01:45We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
01:46Max, be quiet.
01:47Nobody cares about the index stocks.
01:49Who's his father?
01:50What?
01:51He's been in here less than five minutes.
01:52I already know he's somebody's son.
01:55My sister.
01:58Well, Uncle Ben, you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey,
02:02and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes.
02:05Hey!
02:05Who's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.
02:07Bro, you can't come in here.
02:07Shut the fuck up, Max.
02:09Coop?
02:10Ben, you're a sinking ship.
02:13You're a punchline at dinner parties.
02:16Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
02:20What does that say about you?
02:24Good luck.
02:36I was unemployed and apparently unhirable, sitting in a $200,000 car wearing my best suit
02:42and a stolen watch.
02:44Nothing made sense.
02:46And that being the case, it was time to start considering some other options.
03:04Protect Philippe Nautilus, 18 carat.
03:08It's a nice watch.
03:11Got to check the book, but I think I can give you about $175,000 for it.
03:17It has a strong second-hand market for these.
03:19$200,000.
03:21$185,000.
03:22Best and last.
03:26Sold.
03:27Great.
03:28I just need the box and the papers.
03:34It's not new.
03:36Yeah, I know.
03:36But it's got a serial number and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm going to need.
03:42Well, I don't have any of that.
03:43It was a gift.
03:46Right.
03:48Sorry, my friend.
03:49No papers, no sale.
03:52Well, what if I drop the price?
03:59Here.
04:01You go here, in the Bronx.
04:03You ask for Lou.
04:06Lou?
04:07Yeah.
04:07And you tell Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:22Good night.
04:24Good night.
04:34Oh.
04:36Oh.
04:37Oh.
04:39Oh.
04:41Oh.
04:41Oh.
04:53you Lou who's asking oh sorry Lipschitz sent me I'm Lou how do you know Lipschitz we just
05:06met met where in a bar a synagogue AA meeting where oh his shop I'm just I'm trying to sell
05:14this
05:18we're going in back Rocco come on let's have a look
05:37go upstairs and watch TV while puppy does business okay yeah so my uh my wife just
05:50thinks it's too showy too showy no is that why you don't wear a wedding ring you
06:00gonna buy the watch you're gonna analyze me I can do both at the same time
06:08I'll give you 65 for it Lipschitz was gonna give me 185 then he sent you to me
06:13you could sell it legit you wouldn't be here
06:1895
06:23we don't get men like you in here very often you're what a trader stockbroker whatever
06:30the point is you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches you assign value out of
06:37your ass your skill isn't selling that value to other rich schmucks now here you are selling me
06:45something you can hold in your hand this is new to you you don't understand this market but you still
06:51think you can negotiate it that's not savvy that's stupidity maybe it's just desperation
07:03that's the first honest thing you said now we can do business I'll give you 60 you just said 65
07:12deal
07:13you got me back to my original price some negotiator
07:35a paper shadow in a house of stone the wooden flag of the drift in dream
07:45I never knew how far the ride was gonna go.
07:50Till I look back at the smoke.
07:54You can't keep up with the Johnson.
07:59Don't wanna run for the roses.
08:04I got my pocket opposing.
08:09Sometimes I wonder why.
08:11Sometimes I wonder why.
08:14I just don't have the Johnson.
08:19Don't wanna smell the dying roses.
08:24I got my pocket full of roses.
08:30I don't keep up with the Johnson.
08:52I'll help me.
09:06It's time, bud.
09:10It's time.
09:12Good morning.
09:13More late.
09:14Hey.
09:15Did you text your dad back?
09:17Are you kidding?
09:18Just text him back, please.
09:20For me.
09:20Yeah.
09:22Hi.
09:23Hey.
09:28Hi, Mom.
09:37My thong has impregnated me.
09:54She's like an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick.
09:58It was just a selfie.
10:00I shared it with my boyfriend.
10:01Then he shared it with his friends.
10:03Who?
10:03I dropped out of robotics club.
10:06Tell me what happened.
10:07You can't make me talk.
10:11No, look.
10:11He comes downstairs with flowers.
10:13He planted the biggest, lobbiest, most tongue-iest kiss on me that you've ever experienced in your life.
10:20Mark?
10:21Yeah.
10:22And my mother went off on me, like she usually does.
10:24I guess I just proved her right for like a thousandth time.
10:28Well, now wait a minute.
10:29Can we acknowledge that there's a difference between getting detention and keying a car?
10:35Yeah.
10:36I know.
10:38Is that the first time you've ever done something like that?
10:41First time I got caught.
10:42Huh.
10:44Did you know the owner of the car?
10:46No.
10:46It wasn't like that.
10:48Why'd you do it then?
10:49I mean, you may not know, but I'm just wondering what was going through your head.
10:56It's like I get so angry.
11:00It's not really angry.
11:01It's more like this energy and it builds up and it's just inside me making me anxious.
11:08And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it.
11:11And if I don't do something, I'll just explode, you know?
11:18And then I break a window, like a car or something.
11:23And it's like, it just seeps out of me.
11:27And I can breathe right again.
11:40We all have a dream.
11:41Some Nirvana we picture.
11:43That place we want to get to that will finally mean we've pulled it off.
11:47Success.
11:48Happiness.
11:48Peace.
11:50For me, it was Westmont Village with its seven and eight figure homes, rolling lawns and exclusive clubs.
11:56Come on, Franco.
11:57Come on.
11:58But I was starting to suspect that my dreams had been every bit as full of shit as the rest
12:02of me.
12:25The Oakwood Country Club, 100 grand a year buys you the privilege of paying 40% above market for every
12:30salad, burger, coffee and cocktail they serve.
12:33But if you don't join, it looks to everyone else like they wouldn't have you.
12:37It's the age-old economics of social extortion.
12:40But seeing it for what it was never stopped me from falling in line with all the other suckers.
12:45Nice.
12:47Ooh, faking me wet a little.
12:49Why is she hitting my neck?
12:51Because you're late.
12:53Well, tennis is my thing. Can you please just not have him do that?
12:59Here we go.
13:00Okay, it wasn't planned, Coop. You just never know when you're going to show up and the tournament's tomorrow.
13:03She's doing fine.
13:05She needs to get her UTR up to a nine for Princeton to even look at her.
13:09I thought she was at a nine.
13:10She's an eight-seven.
13:12She's doing two consecutive matches with those four or five star recruits at this thing.
13:16Well, how is a basketball player going to help with that?
13:18He was here.
13:20On time.
13:25All right.
13:26Let's go.
13:28Hey.
13:31Hey, Coop, sorry about that. Just trying to help.
13:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:33If I hear if anybody needs their wife fucked, I'll let you know.
13:40All right, let's just do some net work, huh?
13:42Coach tells us not to rush the net.
13:45Well, he's right, except when he's... not.
13:52Okay, the tournament is tomorrow. It's not the time.
13:55It's basic tennis. Come on, let me show you.
13:57Hit it. Hit it hard.
14:06You okay?
14:08Nice. Good one.
14:10I'm punching my boyfriend in the balls.
14:13Okay, well, it was still worth it.
14:15Hey, Tori.
14:17Hey, Charles.
14:19Good luck tomorrow.
14:20You too, bitch.
14:23I thought you two were friends.
14:25Yeah, we are, but there's only one spot for an incoming freshman on the tennis team.
14:28Well, look on the bright side. Maybe she won't get into Princeton.
14:30Maybe I won't.
14:32Now you're just being stupid.
14:35Come on. Back to the baseline. Let's go.
14:38Let's go.
14:40From the moment I laid eyes on you
14:43This is what I said.
14:44I said I see it
14:46And I like it
14:47And I want it
14:50Yes, I do
14:52I need it
14:53To make me happy
14:56Oh, baby, yes, I do mean you
14:59From the moment I laid eyes on you
15:02This is what I said. I said a beautiful sight to see
15:07Things with you and Nick seem really good, huh?
15:10They're fine.
15:13Still early days.
15:15Early days? He's practically living with you.
15:18What? No, he isn't. I send him home all the time.
15:21I'd like to have my bed to myself.
15:23I'll send him to me. I'll keep him in the garage like a mower.
15:26I'll take him out when I need a little trim.
15:29What does that mean?
15:30Mary and I joined his gym.
15:31Yes, yes.
15:32Great glasses.
15:33Great.
15:35I prefer Equinox.
15:37That's because Mel needs her space, doesn't she?
15:40Shit.
15:41Guys.
15:42What?
15:43Paul's here.
15:46Oh, dear.
15:48Is that the waitress?
15:50Yeah, in the flesh.
15:53Literally, that's all her flesh.
15:55Do not believe you brought her here.
15:57Should we rule about that?
15:58Fuck her.
15:59Yeah, fuck her.
16:00How old is she?
16:0116? 17?
16:0224?
16:04Her name's Misty.
16:06God.
16:06I was gonna guess Savannah.
16:08But...
16:09Misty Trucks.
16:10Yeah.
16:12Well, you've been to his places.
16:14All his waitresses are some version of her.
16:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:18What?
16:20Present company excluded, of course.
16:23It's fine, it's fine.
16:25He picked me 15 years ago, back when I wore bikinis like that.
16:28Don't even, Sam.
16:30You are hot as fuck.
16:31Mm-hmm.
16:31And when you say you're ready, we're gonna set you up with some eligible bachelors.
16:36Oh.
16:37Oh, yeah, Sam.
16:38You're gonna have more dick than you know what to do with.
16:40Okay.
16:41So what do you know about dick?
16:42Thank you, guys, but, uh, she can have him.
16:47And you can have his money.
16:49Hey.
16:50Hey, here, here.
16:54Weekend brunch at the club, where you'll find great food, good company, and an endless parade of conspicuous consumerism.
17:01It's not like I'd never noticed, but I guess now I was seeing it differently.
17:07Hey, guys.
17:08How's it going?
17:09How's it going?
17:10Who?
17:10Are you joining us?
17:11Uh, unclear.
17:13Have you seen Hunter?
17:14Anybody?
17:14No.
17:15He's around here somewhere.
17:17Jake.
17:17Hey.
17:18Hey.
17:20Fuck.
17:21Hey there, Jake.
17:23How are you, buddy?
17:24Mr. Cooper.
17:26Sorry about the other day.
17:28You kind of caught me by surprise.
17:29Yeah.
17:30I was pretty surprised myself.
17:32Yeah.
17:32I bet.
17:33Well, I hope there's no lasting damage.
17:38And, uh, more importantly, I hope there's no hard feelings.
17:41Sure.
17:42No hard feelings.
17:42Good.
17:43Great.
17:44Come on, sit down.
17:44Have some lunch.
17:46Hey, how was that?
17:47I'd like it better if you meant to.
17:49Well, I'd like it better if he kept his pants off.
17:50Okay.
17:51Understand me?
17:52Come on.
17:53All right.
17:53If you see Hunter, please tell him I am looking for him.
18:00Hi there.
18:01Oh, hey.
18:02How are you?
18:03Well, I'm so mad at you.
18:04I know, but to be honest, I can't exactly remember why.
18:06Oh, fuck.
18:07Hey, hey, I'm kidding.
18:08I'm kidding.
18:09I'm kidding.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:10Sam, come on.
18:11I'm sorry about the other night.
18:13I was preoccupied.
18:14Well, normally I'd stay mad at you a little longer, but Paul brought his damn waitress
18:17and I'm feeling vulnerable, which is really pissing me off.
18:19So, yeah.
18:21Did you see what she was wearing?
18:22You know, I didn't know this.
18:24That's because she's wearing so little of it.
18:26Point is, I need to feel sexy really damn soon, so I'm going to give you a pass.
18:30Well, I'll make it worth your while.
18:32Damn right you will.
18:33Hey, girl.
18:33Hey, guys.
18:34How's it going?
18:35Hey.
18:36Hello, ladies.
18:37Brad, Jules.
18:38How's it going?
18:39Hey, Coop.
18:40What's new and exciting?
18:41Oh, God.
18:42Same old, same old.
18:42Nothing's at the bank.
18:43There shouldn't be a few bricks about the rate hikes, but we'll see the way through.
18:47Please, guys.
18:48Spare us the shop talk.
18:50Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier.
18:51You're looking very strong.
18:52Oh, thank you, Mr. Cooper.
18:54I saw Nick hitting with Tori.
18:56You bringing the big guns, huh?
18:59Coop is the big gun, honey.
19:01He played for Princeton.
19:03Did I know that?
19:04It was a lifetime ago.
19:06Well, I'm predicting our daughters make it to the final again.
19:09Like, wow.
19:10Sure.
19:10What do you think?
19:11That's the smart money.
19:13Hi.
19:13How are you?
19:14Good.
19:15Good morning, everybody.
19:17Happy weekend.
19:18Hey, honey.
19:18How was the pool?
19:20Great.
19:20Speaking of smart money, I pulled a lot of strings to get you that Three Yankees interview.
19:25Come on.
19:25It was a bullshit job.
19:26And that bullshit job could have been yours.
19:28Look, you've been shunned, my friend.
19:30And before you can get back to where you were, you've got to get a foot in the door.
19:33I opened the fucking door.
19:35I'm not going to sing for my supper party.
19:37See if you're singing that tune in six months.
19:39I think you're just worried about your 5%.
19:41Damn right I am.
19:42Along with about 40,000 in unpaid invoices you owe me.
19:46I'm just saying.
19:47Yeah.
19:47Well, I'm just saying.
19:49I gotta go.
19:50You just sat down.
19:51I know.
19:51I gotta go.
19:52Hey.
19:54Hey, Dad.
19:56Are you high?
19:58No.
20:01Barely.
20:02Hunter.
20:02It's fine.
20:03I just took one hit.
20:04Rain it in.
20:06You are too young for this shit.
20:09Weren't you gonna get the drums?
20:12It's a long story.
20:13They're at my house.
20:14Well, can we go get them?
20:16We can use Mom's car.
20:20Actually, that's a pretty good idea.
20:21You know what?
20:22I have an errand to run first and then we can go get the drums.
20:25Deal.
20:25Okay.
20:26Um, why don't you go and switch cars?
20:32Can you do it?
20:34She's gonna freak out if she thinks I'm high.
20:36Well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
20:40Go get it.
20:41Come on.
21:07How'd that go?
21:08Better than expected.
21:10Yeah.
21:10Here.
21:10You're gonna need that.
21:12Look at that.
21:17What the hell is that?
21:19Have you not seen the Asp Mobile yet?
21:22It's Nick's.
21:23He's very proud of it.
21:26I bet.
21:27Good night.
21:29Cause I like it like that.
21:32No doubt.
21:33Thanks.
21:34Come on, cause I'm ready.
21:40They say you're all right.
21:42Out of sight.
21:45Those people at ease.
21:50You know how to squeeze.
21:55My gas can't not be good.
21:58You've been so deep.
22:01He's ready, said it's back.
22:03Can you love it in me?
22:06Now tell me.
22:08Look at that.
22:10What are you doing?
22:12Hello, hello.
22:14Come on in.
22:15We got a new coffee machine.
22:18I'm gonna make us all coffee.
22:22Did they kick you out?
22:24Mom.
22:24No, they didn't kick me out.
22:25I'm just asking.
22:26That place was falling apart.
22:28We're trying to find her a better place.
22:29So why isn't she staying with you?
22:31Gee, thanks, Mom.
22:32Well, I'm just saying.
22:33This isn't exactly the Ritz.
22:34Why would you want to come back here?
22:35I don't have a spare bedroom.
22:38Why keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore?
22:42Look, if it's gonna be a problem, I can just...
22:44No.
22:45Of course not.
22:47I'm just saying.
22:49What exactly is it you're just saying?
22:52I'm just saying.
22:53I wish I knew why you both seem so hell-bent on screwing up your lies.
22:56Jesus, fuck.
22:58Who wants decaf?
22:59Oh, that's me.
23:00We don't have decaf, Ron.
23:01The silver pods are decaf.
23:02No.
23:03The blue were.
23:04And we're out.
23:05Oh.
23:06You still want it?
23:07Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety.
23:12I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs.
23:15Andy, your coffee?
23:16Yeah.
23:16Dad, I'll get it later.
23:40I saw Bruce and his family at the stop and shop.
23:44He has those two adorable kids.
23:47His gorgeous skin tone.
23:49It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his.
23:52That's great, Mom.
23:53Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered.
23:57And I just couldn't help thinking how things would have been if you'd just married him back then.
24:02I would have still been me.
24:04You were supposed to get married?
24:06It's a long story.
24:06She skipped out on her own wedding.
24:08I had a psychotic break.
24:09I know.
24:10I'm not blaming you.
24:12Just saying.
24:14Change of plans.
24:16We're leaving.
24:17Okay.
24:18Wait a minute.
24:18What happened?
24:19Where are you going?
24:20He couldn't have just fixed up a room.
24:22Made her bed.
24:22I was planning on it.
24:25Come on.
24:26Let's go.
24:29I love you, Mom.
24:32Love you, Dad.
24:34Come on.
24:36This way.
24:42No one drank the coffee.
24:53Grammar really sucks.
24:56Buddy, you have no idea.
24:58You can have my room out there.
24:59Well, that's sweet, babe.
25:01But I don't want to invade your space.
25:03It's fine.
25:04I'm not there that much anywhere.
25:12Fuck.
25:22Don't linger in doorways.
25:23It's creepy.
25:26Sorry.
25:27Here.
25:29This is the last of it.
25:30Great.
25:31Thanks.
25:32Look, I'm sorry to have to uproot you like this.
25:34Please.
25:34I'll be fine.
25:35I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me and then we'll get you set up someplace
25:38else, all right?
25:39Andy, you've been taking care of me for years.
25:42Whatever else you think you might have fucked up, you've always been an above average brother.
25:48I'd be lost without you.
25:52Oh, God.
26:00Um, I have to, uh, run a couple errands.
26:03Um, you gonna be okay here for a while?
26:06I don't need babysitting.
26:07Go.
26:08Maybe life.
26:09All right.
26:10Clean the shit up.
26:11Put it away.
26:1480 some odd years ago, Herschel Levitt fled Hitler and immigrated to the United States,
26:18where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner in upstate New York, just off the interstate.
26:22By the time his pre-diabetic grandson, Paul, Samantha's husband, took over the family business,
26:27it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants.
26:31And now, Herschel's empire, which fed his family for almost a century, would fall to the vagaries of New York
26:36State divorce law.
26:38All because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
26:41Uh.
26:42Hey.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:45What the fuck is that?
26:47Oh, that's Nick's.
26:48Yeah.
26:49Pretty tasteful, I think.
26:51And why are you driving Nick's car?
26:52Well, I had to trade cars because I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter.
26:55I didn't have time to trade back.
26:56It's...
26:57It's been a day.
26:58Do you want me to put it in the garage?
27:01No, I have a better idea.
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:05Oh!
27:06Hey, touch my arm.
27:08Oh.
27:09Oh.
27:10Oh, God.
27:12Oh, God.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Fuck.
27:15God.
27:16Oh.
27:17Oh.
27:20Hey.
27:22Fuck!
27:25Fuck!
27:26Nick's gonna love his new car smell.
27:29So, you left the club pretty fast today.
27:32Yeah, I was dealing with some family stuff.
27:34Yeah, everything okay?
27:35Yeah.
27:36It's...
27:36Sure.
27:37It's all good.
27:39You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days.
27:42The only bright spot is seeing you and...
27:44We have to pretend that nothing's going on.
27:47Yeah, well, I'm not sure I can stomach being at the center of another club controversy.
27:51Oh, God, no.
27:52Yours is old news already.
27:53Mine is just kicking into high gear.
27:55You know, the girlfriend tried to talk to me today about Henry's anxiety levels.
28:00And how did that go?
28:01Not as well as she'd hoped.
28:03Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her.
28:08Well, hate him, pity her.
28:12And fuck you.
28:14Exactly.
28:17God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety.
28:19She got in your head, huh?
28:21Oh, yes, I know.
28:22It's so annoying.
28:24Are you heading out?
28:27Well, I thought I could stay at night.
28:31You know, I could leave before my kids got up.
28:34That's a great idea.
28:38I could listen to a podcast.
28:40Oh.
28:41There's this really great one.
28:43Oh, yeah.
28:44About, um, home organization and, um...
28:48Okay.
28:50You, uh, you separate your pots from their lids.
28:53Okay, that's smart.
28:56Yeah.
28:57And then, um, you have a whole room just for the luggage.
29:02Oh.
29:03In the luggage room.
29:05That's really convenient.
29:06Mm-hm.
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:31Mm-hmm.
29:35No? Okay.
29:39How did it go with your dad today?
29:42Fine.
29:43Did you two do anything fun?
29:47It's okay to have fun with him, you know.
29:50It's not gonna hurt my feelings, I promise.
29:53I know.
29:58And it's okay to miss him.
30:01Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before.
30:03I know.
30:04I know.
30:09I know.
30:22I know.
30:24I know.
30:30I know.
30:31I know.
30:39I know.
30:44I know.
30:48I know.
31:44I had to pee.
31:53I get it.
31:56Can you tuck me in?
31:58Sure, buddy.
31:59Where are we going?
32:01There.
32:01Okay.
32:02Get in bed.
32:03There you go.
32:05Let's tuck you in.
32:06There you go.
32:08Okay.
32:08Night-night.
32:10I need my dragon.
32:12Where is it?
32:14On the dresser.
32:16Oh.
32:17Yeah.
32:18There it is.
32:20This guy, huh?
32:22Yeah.
32:24Okay, pal.
32:25Here's your dragon.
32:30Can you stay until I fall asleep?
32:43Sure, buddy.
32:44Sure.
32:44I'll be right here.
32:45Okay?
32:47Be right here.
32:47We'll go.
32:48I'll sleep.
32:49Okay.
32:50There you go, buddy.
32:58It was at moments like these, sitting on the floor in someone else's house in the middle
33:02of the night, tucking in someone else's kid, when I realized how far you could drift away
33:08from your own life without actually going anywhere.
33:28Uh, hello?
33:31Good morning.
33:33I was having a little trouble getting the hang of your kitchen, so I went out and I got
33:38all of our favorites from when we were kids.
33:41Did you get milk?
33:43Fuck me.
33:44I'm kidding.
33:45I have milk.
33:45I think.
33:46Asshole.
33:52So, Sam Levitt.
33:54Yeah.
33:56I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense.
33:58You're both attractive and freshly single.
34:02No one's single out here, so it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery.
34:06I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this.
34:08Don't get me wrong.
34:10Sam's a hottie, from what I can remember.
34:14You could do a lot worse.
34:17Right?
34:18It's fine.
34:19What?
34:22I mean, we used to have them over for dinner.
34:26We used to go over there.
34:27Nick and Ivy, too.
34:28Now Nick's with Mel.
34:31I'm sleeping with Sam at my job.
34:33It just feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe.
34:35I'm lost in the shuffle.
34:40Welcome to my life.
34:44I'll clean this up, by the way.
34:47Will you?
34:48Probably not.
35:02How old are you, Tony?
35:04I just turned 41.
35:0741.
35:08Such a good age, I remember that age.
35:10Just beyond the bullshit striving of your 30s.
35:15Starting to feel like a real grown-up.
35:18And then you get older, you realize there aren't a fucking grown-ups,
35:20and you have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
35:23Find yourself day drinking in a bar.
35:25Something to look forward to.
35:28Are you okay?
35:30Yeah.
35:32Don't mind me.
35:33You know, I always figured I was older than you.
35:38You're a terrible life.
35:40You want another one?
35:42Yes, but I'm not going to.
35:49Thank you, young man.
35:51You have a nice day.
35:52Mm.
36:17All right.
36:27Brad and Julie Sperling weren't home.
36:30Yes.
36:32I knew that because I knew exactly where they were, and I knew that because I was
36:43supposed to be there too.
37:18Bingo.
37:37Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank, and she could out-deal and out-drank most of her
37:41male counterparts.
37:43Her husband Brad was a New England blue blood whose family Bible traced their ancestry back
37:47to the Mayflower.
37:49As far as I could tell, Brad spent his time playing golf and reading books about war.
37:54Nice work if you could get it.
37:56Chelsea, their daughter, was a nice enough kid who was hopefully having her ass handed
37:59to her by my daughter on the tennis court at that exact moment.
38:46The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton
38:51and flyback function goes for upwards of $225,000.
38:55I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, which meant he probably wouldn't miss it.
38:59He may have already forgotten he owned it.
39:16Out, game, set, match.
39:18Cory Cooper will advance to the final.
39:20Hey, hey!
39:21That worked!
39:22Yeah!
39:46Looked like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance.
39:48They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key.
40:0930, all.
40:11Good job, baby.
40:13Good job.
40:13Good job, baby.
40:14Good job, baby.
40:1930, all.
40:2230, all.
40:22Good job, baby.
40:22Sorry. Sorry, guys.
40:28Seriously?
40:31Okay, I know. I'm sorry.
40:32What were you doing that was more important than this?
40:34You must do it for me.
40:35Something came up, all right?
40:36Look, it looks like she did okay.
40:38Are you kidding me? She ate that shit up.
40:41When I told you to show up for our daughter,
40:43I meant show up on time.
40:46You're becoming a caricature of yourself.
40:48I already said I'm sorry.
40:49It's not me I have to apologize to.
40:51Okay. So, can we drop it?
40:53Okay.
41:0440, 30.
41:06Howdy, girl.
41:19Out.
41:31It was a strange new feeling
41:33being around someone
41:34when you had just been in their house
41:36going through their things.
41:37When you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket
41:40and they had no idea.
41:42If I'm being honest,
41:44I wasn't hating it.
42:10It's not like I thought petty larceny
42:12was any kind of solution to my problems,
42:14but Lou had handed me $65,000
42:16with no questions asked.
42:17And in my current situation,
42:19it was hard to argue
42:20with that kind of tax-free return on investment.
42:22Hey, Bronco, right?
42:24Lou here.
42:29Yeah, someone's asking for you.
42:32Nah, it's that white guy.
42:34Looks like he brushes his hair a lot.
42:35Okay.
42:37All right.
42:56The negotiator.
42:58Nice to see you again.
43:05We're shoving you.
43:08Very fancy.
43:13Your wife making you sell this one, too?
43:15I'm divorced.
43:17No shit.
43:20Let me guess.
43:21You lost the papers for this one, too.
43:27Go home, negotiator.
43:29What?
43:30No papers, no deal.
43:31I thought you told me
43:31you could move this stuff.
43:33Now I'm telling you,
43:34quit while you're ahead.
43:36I don't understand.
43:38Not my problem.
43:40Give me the fucking ring, man!
43:41Just give me the fucking ring!
43:43Get out of here.
43:45Fuck, you want to pull
43:48a fucking knife out in the air?
43:49Jesus.
43:55That's enough, Donnie.
43:56Look, guys,
43:56just pull my fucking ring, Lou.
43:57Man, you can't make fucking ring.
43:59Fuck you, Rocco.
44:00He's 200 short.
44:01Come on, Rocco, man.
44:02This is my mother's fucking ring.
44:03Who are you kidding?
44:04Put down the goddamn knife
44:06and get out of my shop.
44:14You can walk away
44:15or you can spend
44:16the next six months
44:17wishing like hell you did.
44:23All right, Lou, look,
44:24I'm fucking sorry, Lou.
44:26Okay, I'm sorry.
44:27It's my mother's ring.
44:28Now tell me you won't be back.
44:31Come on, Lou.
44:32Say the words, Donnie.
44:40I won't be back.
44:42You walk in here again,
44:44you leave with a big hole in you.
44:46You understand?
44:47You understand?
44:53You're a disgrace, Donnie.
45:10You're still here.
45:16Hey, look, I'm in a bind here.
45:20No, you're not.
45:22You only think you are.
45:24I can't help you.
45:26Look, you can name your price.
45:31Do I have to ask Rocco
45:33to show you out?
45:52Fuck!
45:53Fuck!
46:04It's Lou.
46:05I'm sending you a plate number.
46:09Get me everything you can
46:10on this guy.
46:13Fuck!
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