- 12 hours ago
The Miniature Wife S01E07-8 (2026)
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:15¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:34¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:06¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:47¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:50¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:51¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:54¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:57¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:10¡Sit!
02:14¡Dr. Carmichael says!
02:15¡Oh, fuck that bitch! ¡Fuck you!
02:17¡Las gracias! ¡Adiós, red light react!
02:19¡Ah, you're in my head! ¡You're in my head! ¡You're in my head! ¡You're in my head!
02:21¡Oh, oh! ¡Oh, no!
02:22¡Dr. Carmichael says, we can't be afraid to expose our naked selves,
02:25even if it makes us feel vulnerable and scared.
02:38We're going God mode.
02:42Connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect.
02:45I have no power, if you have no power!
02:47Don't you dare touch that circuit breaker, I will crush you.
02:52I touch what I want to touch. I exist without restraint.
02:56You live in darkness.
02:58Full fucking throttle.
03:00You will tremble to think of all the things I can do while you sleep.
03:05Sun's out, bun's out.
03:07Oh.
03:12Fuck this!
03:13I'm checking into the courtyard, Marriott.
03:15Ah, ah, if you don't come home, I will report myself a missing person.
03:18You win.
03:19I would. I will gone girl myself.
03:22How are you going to explain your actions to the police?
03:24You monster.
03:25I'm your monster, Dr. Frankenfuck.
03:33Oh, oh, my bad.
03:41Enough to wipe your ass for 192 days.
03:44Trust me.
03:47You're my prisoner now.
03:55Hello?
03:57Hello?
03:57Hello.
03:57Hi, Martin.
03:58Yes.
03:59Are you sleeping?
04:00Your eyes are open.
04:01No, I was resting.
04:02It's been a long, um, long life.
04:04Are you able to receive information?
04:06Because we've got a problem.
04:07What is a problem?
04:08A problem is that Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
04:13He was so impressed with your little party tricks.
04:15So is Dr. Schufhausen.
04:17I'm going to get the Nobel Prize in Sweden.
04:19I'm the king.
04:20Listen.
04:21Buddy.
04:21Unless you can figure out the formula.
04:24There is no Nobel.
04:25No.
04:26There is no lab.
04:27There is no you.
04:28There is no me.
04:29There is fraud.
04:31There is a lawsuit.
04:33There is maximum security prison.
04:37And Hilton's smug face.
04:39I can sleep in prison.
04:40Why are you like this?
04:42Lindy.
04:42Is this about the scandal?
04:44Because I have a lot of conflicting Lindy information.
04:46She is conflicted.
04:48She's...
04:48I need a minute now.
04:50Take 20.
04:50Take 30.
04:51I'll make it fast.
04:52Because if you can't figure this out, we are dead.
04:56Dead.
04:57In the holy water.
05:07You've elected to try something new.
05:09You've decided to take control of your anger and rage.
05:13Surprise yourself and those around you by finding an alternative to lashing out and emotionally
05:18bathing your loved ones.
05:19By channeling inner peace and reconnecting with your better self.
05:24You're in there somewhere.
05:27Oh!
05:28Yeah!
05:29Oh!
05:29Yes!
05:29Is that...
05:30Hello?
05:30Hi!
05:30Hi!
05:31I thought you hated me.
05:31I do.
05:32Turn on the Today Show.
05:33Oh, fuck.
05:34Why?
05:34What this fucking nightmare?
05:35This is going to put both of us on the fucking ground.
05:37What the fuck now?
05:38Jackie.
05:39No.
05:40Jenna.
05:40No!
05:40I have to go.
05:41No, no, no!
05:43Any idea what she's going to say?
05:44Nope.
05:46Her move.
05:55I know you hate me.
05:57But I hate me more.
05:58Get up!
05:59Let me die.
05:59I totally want to, but...
06:01The Today Show.
06:02What the fuck now?
06:03Jackie.
06:05Yeah?
06:06Jenna.
06:09Oh, fuck yeah!
06:11Jackie, welcome.
06:12What a whirlwind.
06:13Jenna, what an honor to be here.
06:16I'm so grand.
06:17I love how you love books as much as I do.
06:20Jenna, let me begin by saying, Professor Littlejohn is my hero.
06:23My Rainbow Star's Littlejohn changed my life.
06:25It's as if she saw into my soul.
06:29Well, now there are questions about the authenticity of that novel, too.
06:31Which is some bullshit!
06:32Bullshit!
06:33And I cannot believe that anything that's happening.
06:34Pastor, help me, help me, Jackie.
06:35Professor Littlejohn is the reason I wanted to become a writer.
06:37She's a paragon of inspiration to think that Professor Littlejohn would be capable of...
06:42Collegiarism is...
06:44It's heartbreaking.
06:46I mean...
06:47Being in this position is my worst nightmare realized.
06:51Jesus.
06:52She's good.
06:53Untitled on Purpose is a captivating and entertaining read.
06:55The question everyone is asking is, who wrote it?
06:58Professor Littlejohn, if you're watching, and I sure hope you are,
07:02I have no choice but to tell the truth.
07:05Huh?
07:08Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
07:11Why, what?
07:12Yes, God, thank you!
07:14I'm merely a humble graduate student.
07:17Oh, God.
07:19Your publisher better have deep fucking pockets.
07:21Well played, Hal.
07:23Well fucking played.
07:24A nice touch.
07:25I'm into Montana, too.
07:26Keeps her folksy.
07:27I am no Professor Littlejohn.
07:28Teach me everything you know.
07:29That is me.
07:30She's lying!
07:31...becumes her own mother of fucking...
07:33You don't know me, Jackie Baldwin!
07:36I am not lying!
07:38She is lying about the lying!
07:40Your mom's fans are fucking toxic.
07:42Yeah, everybody hates me!
07:44The chiclet hash takers are strapping on their heels for battle.
07:46But they loved me yesterday.
07:55Richard, do I have thoughts today?
07:57Um, Richard's not here.
07:59Oh yes, you're right, he's dead.
08:01No, I think he's just in Collinsville.
08:03Is that Shakespearean for heaven?
08:04It's a suburb.
08:06Oh, lovely.
08:09Bob, explain what I should implement.
08:12Um, you're not Bob.
08:15I'm Bob.
08:17There's something different about you.
08:18I'm Bob the New Explainer.
08:20Janet, what's happening?
08:21Where's Bob Bob?
08:22Bob is not here.
08:23No explanation.
08:24What's going on?
08:25Um, he seems off.
08:27Les, come.
08:34It's the new Bob.
08:35That's right.
08:35The other Bob spoke to a journalist.
08:37You did not do that.
08:37You know the protocol.
08:38Let's reset.
08:39Tell me what you see.
08:42Better yet, tell me what you don't see.
08:49Okay.
08:52Follow the curve.
08:55Continue the curve.
09:04We need a curve.
09:06Uh, I don't know what kind of curve, but not a straight line.
09:11A curve.
09:14To infinity.
09:16If the cord stabilizes for three minutes, we'll have reached limitless stabilization.
09:23And the math?
09:26Dr. Littlejohn?
09:28Well, the equation.
09:30The curve.
09:32Um.
09:38We have 24 hours.
09:39You can do this.
09:40You need to sleep.
09:42You're welcome to stay at my place.
09:44In my guest room.
09:45The bathroom system are big.
09:47Medium firm.
09:49I'm here for you, Les.
09:50I am wherever you need me to be.
09:52For work.
09:53Or anything.
09:55Other than work.
09:57Too.
10:00I can't.
10:01My wife is expecting me.
10:02I see.
10:03I understand.
10:06Then go home.
10:07Do whatever you have to do.
10:09To rest.
10:10And think.
10:12Defend your mental space.
10:14Defend my mental space.
10:16Get creative.
10:22So, is that it?
10:23Is it over?
10:24You're welcome.
10:25What happened?
10:26Hell.
10:27I have been through hell.
10:28You have no idea.
10:29No, you have no idea.
10:31So, my Pulitzer?
10:32You got to keep it.
10:34And my editor?
10:35Still on the roster.
10:39I'm my best friend.
10:43Waitlisted.
10:44Ish.
10:45Bear?
10:45I deserve an ish.
10:47I'm just relieved not to be dropped.
10:49So, everybody wins.
10:51Right?
10:51You?
10:52Me?
10:53Jackie Baldwin, I'm assuming.
10:54Right ahead of the money calls, yes.
10:56But, worth it, I think.
10:57Oh, you're welcome.
10:58Too soon.
10:59Bear.
11:00Bear.
11:00Yes.
11:01Um, listen.
11:02There is one casualty.
11:04Someone's got to take a form.
11:05Oh, fuck.
11:09Lulu.
11:10Hashtag Saint Lulu de Lulu.
11:13Is it bad, man?
11:14She's tough.
11:15And it's the internet, so...
11:18Tomorrow, it'll be someone else's something else.
11:20Jackie's on, and not the foxy one.
11:22I've got to run.
11:23Congrats, I think.
11:24Hey.
11:32Jesus.
11:51You're old.
11:52Text me.
11:53Of course.
12:08It's your mom.
12:09She says, Lulu, please come home.
12:11Delete it.
12:11No.
12:12Yes!
12:13No!
12:13You should go home.
12:15Talk to her.
12:17She had her student lie so that I could be crushed on social media and she could keep
12:21her precious fucking award.
12:23That is all she cares about.
12:24You don't know she actually did that.
12:25I have proof that she stole that story.
12:27I will not let her get away with this.
12:28What are you going to do?
12:29Make another TikTok?
12:30Maybe I should.
12:31Or go on the Today Show.
12:32You're just looking for more drama.
12:33You're like a drama junkie.
12:35So is she.
12:36Finally.
12:37Now you see my point?
12:39She reached out.
12:40She wants to see you.
12:42She is breaking a pattern and so should you.
12:51And we will be talking about Shirtless Mike later.
12:57You fellows have traveled a great distance following a northern star.
13:01Gifts in hand and your faith was rewarded, right?
13:04And in my own way, I have traveled a great distance following my heart's north star only
13:09to be rejected and tortured and traumatized and I'm losing my faith.
13:15I'm losing my faith.
13:17In faith?
13:19I'm in dire need of some kind of sign, a reason, a purpose, a direction, a...
13:35Your existence is complicated, but I thank you anyway.
13:41Well, you've restored my faith.
13:43In what?
13:44In life.
13:45Hi.
13:46Hi.
13:47I know you're on a mini-science sabbatical caring for a loved one right now, and I hate
13:52to bother you, but...
13:53Janet, you were never a bother.
13:55I'm glad.
13:57What's going on?
13:58Um, Luz is not good.
14:01Oh, I know.
14:02You know?
14:03I, well, we work together so closely that it's like a twin flame thing.
14:07I can feel it even if I can't see it in person.
14:11Uh, thing is, we need him good.
14:14Like, great.
14:15Wait.
14:15He's too exhausted to string a coherent sentence together, and the investor presentation is
14:19tomorrow.
14:20Wait.
14:21Tomorrow?
14:22Yeah.
14:23Hilton's whim.
14:23Oh.
14:24So, how can I be helpful?
14:25Uh, I wish you could talk to him.
14:27Get him back on track.
14:29I mean, he thinks you're in, like, heaven?
14:33I'm nearby.
14:53Great choice.
14:54Ha.
14:55It's my favorite.
14:56Would it get through a bedroom door easily?
14:58Like a hot knife through butter.
15:00Yes, please.
15:02Question.
15:03Uh, Chuck.
15:04If you had a very clever, determined, angry mouse that was keeping you up all night, driving
15:10you fucking insane, what would you use to slow her down?
15:13Let me ask you this.
15:14Are you looking for something?
15:15Humane?
15:16Or?
15:17Indomane?
15:21Let me show you both the optionists, please.
15:25I'll wait to hear from you, with, um, the bells on.
15:28Very well.
15:34Oh, um, um, I was on a personal call.
15:39I apologize.
15:40I cannot lie.
15:41Why do you look like that?
15:42Nervous.
15:43Glowing.
15:44When you hung up with whoever you were speaking to, you smiled.
15:47And glowed.
15:47Am I in trouble?
15:48Not yet.
15:49I'm curious.
15:50I was talking to, um, someone special.
15:54You're in a relationship.
15:55No, no, no.
15:55The someone special already has a someone special.
16:00Am I fired?
16:01Isn't it anti-feminist to be considered the other woman?
16:03I'm sorry?
16:03Your Instagram account.
16:04Janet Colgate.
16:06Physicist.
16:07Feminist.
16:09Celiac.
16:09You're on Instagram?
16:10In a way.
16:11I lurk.
16:11I research.
16:13Everyone.
16:14Janet.
16:17You're the other woman.
16:18Oh, I don't think I have that status yet.
16:22Same.
16:26Mom, I'm here.
16:27Let's talk.
16:30Mom?
16:30I'm in here.
16:32Where?
16:33In the kitchen.
16:37Mom, where?
16:38On the island.
16:40The what?
16:41Okay, this is fucking stupid.
16:43Buy the salt and pepper.
16:51It's me.
16:53I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
16:55Just try not to-
16:56You're tiny?
16:58Scream.
16:59Okay, before we continue, let's crash course in volume control.
17:03You're going to lean into a whisper.
17:04I'll lean into a shout.
17:05We'll meet in the middle.
17:06You will?
17:09Yeah, I am real.
17:11Holy fuck.
17:13Holy fuck, dad did this.
17:15The dollhouse.
17:16The crying.
17:17The Today Show.
17:19Grandma-
17:21Quieter.
17:22Sorry.
17:23It's okay.
17:25How did this happen?
17:28It was an accident.
17:30An accident.
17:31Your dad and I are working through some issues.
17:34I am working through some issues.
17:36It's why I reached out.
17:38Lulu.
17:40These comments online just broke my heart.
17:43You don't deserve-
17:44It's-
17:45It's-
17:45I'm-
17:46No, God.
17:46I fucked up.
17:49Why are you crying?
17:50I don't know.
17:51I don't know.
17:52Because I'm so fucking mad at you.
17:55I hated you.
17:57You lied.
17:58That Jackie Baldwin bitch lied.
17:59Okay.
18:00I'm sorry.
18:00I don't know how to whisper cry.
18:01I can't even fucking yell.
18:03No, it's okay.
18:03You should yell.
18:04You should be mad.
18:06Don't tell me that I should be mad when I should be mad.
18:08And now I can't be mad.
18:12Because you're just so small.
18:15And I feel so bad.
18:18Come here.
18:24Closer.
18:26Closer.
18:29Don't look up my nose.
18:31I won't.
18:33This is so weird.
18:38I know.
18:40Our family's weird now.
18:46So, um...
18:47Are you okay?
18:49Well, I'm branded dog shit, but I'm okay.
18:52This is all my fault.
18:54I'm not a great mom.
18:56I want to be.
18:57I need to try harder.
18:59I can start right now.
19:00Where to start?
19:01Okay.
19:02Um...
19:02I wrote a book.
19:04Whoa.
19:04We're going back 20 years?
19:06How long is the story?
19:07Short.
19:07And with a point.
19:08We'll see.
19:09I wrote a book.
19:10I got rewarded.
19:11I felt like a fraud.
19:13That's my first book.
19:14But then I had this prize.
19:15And that basically became my identity.
19:18So, bullshit on bullshit.
19:19Bullshit on bullshit.
19:21And, uh...
19:22Well, then...
19:23Then you came along.
19:24And I could focus on you.
19:27Not me.
19:28So, bullshit me.
19:29She kind of got left behind.
19:32Which I loved.
19:33And then you grew up.
19:35And we grew apart.
19:36And bullshit me kind of showed back up.
19:40I think I resented you resenting me.
19:43But that is not being a good parent.
19:45That is being...
19:47A petulant child.
19:48Yeah.
19:48You were hurting.
19:50I didn't know why, but...
19:51I should have asked.
19:54I should have listened.
19:58Okay.
19:59Well, a few edits, maybe.
20:01But your story did have a point.
20:03So, I'm listening now.
20:05And I have really good hearing.
20:07It's a benefit of being this tiny.
20:10I hate science.
20:12You do?
20:13Dad's gonna lose his fucking brain.
20:14Oh, I mean...
20:15I flunked out of school.
20:16So, go ahead.
20:18Freak out.
20:18You did?
20:19Yeah.
20:19By design.
20:20I mean...
20:21Okay, how?
20:22How?
20:23It was harder than I expected.
20:26I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
20:30I dropped a TikTok outing my mom as a plagiarist.
20:33I burned down your dollhouse.
20:35What?
20:36Yeah.
20:37Felt great.
20:38I deleted darling daughter.
20:40Wait, that was you?
20:42Yeah, I was 11.
20:43You should really change your password.
20:46Wait.
20:49Oh my god.
20:52You read that?
20:54Yeah, it's okay.
20:55I know you didn't want me.
20:56I get it.
20:58Lulu.
20:59I was channeling Grandma Diane, my mom, thinking about me.
21:05Really?
21:06Of course.
21:06Oh my god.
21:07I've never regretted having you.
21:10But the resentment...
21:11No, that was later and different.
21:13God, no.
21:15Makes sense.
21:17Does it?
21:19Yeah, actually.
21:20I read your book.
21:21I can definitely see the Grandma Diane connection.
21:23God, it breaks my heart that you thought I didn't...
21:27That you grew up thinking that I didn't want you?
21:30Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
21:33Oh, sweet girl.
21:34I'm so sorry.
21:36I suck.
21:37Oh, I suck.
21:38I fucking suck.
21:40I suck too.
21:41That's also my fault.
21:42And dad's.
21:43We all suck.
21:44Which sucks.
21:51You read my book.
21:54You want me to tell you it's good?
21:56No.
21:57It's okay.
21:59I'll take it.
22:00So, do you have to tell dad I flunked out?
22:02Like a UFP or United Family, whatever it is?
22:06UPS.
22:07United Parental Front.
22:08No, fuck it.
22:18I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow.
22:20Like, make a case or whatever.
22:22Tell them why they shouldn't kick me out of school.
22:24What are you going to say?
22:26We could...
22:27We could practice it.
22:28No.
22:29Don't get all maul about it.
22:32Okay.
22:35Hey, Lulu.
22:36What's going on?
22:38Dad.
22:44I can explain.
22:45Les, don't worry.
22:47I already explained.
22:49What did she tell you?
22:50A lot.
22:52She's a liar.
22:53You're the liar, dad.
22:54Well, uh, what?
22:55The dollhouse?
22:56Grandma?
22:57Mom left us?
22:59You let me think she was having an emotional breakdown.
23:01No.
23:01What the fuck?
23:02You've never lied to me before.
23:06What did you tell her?
23:07Whatever I want.
23:08I'm her mother.
23:09She needed me.
23:09Since when?
23:10You had no right to talk to her.
23:12No.
23:12No, no, no.
23:13We discussed this.
23:14UPS.
23:15UPS.
23:15We said that Sally would traumatize you and we were going to tell you together.
23:18That's the U in UPS.
23:20Someone had to be the P.
23:21Well, here's the F.
23:22Fuck you.
23:23Fuck you.
23:23Fuck you.
23:24Fuck you.
23:25Fuck you.
23:26Fuck you.
23:26Why?
23:31Shit.
23:33We are horrible.
23:35The worst.
23:36Makes me sick.
23:37To make her sick.
23:38Yeah, me too.
23:39We need to get our shit together.
23:42Jesus.
23:43Look at us.
23:45Look at me.
23:45I know.
23:47I know.
23:47Okay.
23:48Okay.
23:54I'm so sorry, Lulu.
23:55This is us.
23:56Not you.
23:57Never you.
23:58Never you.
23:58I think I'm empty.
24:05This is so fucked.
24:07Our family is fucked.
24:11You're standing on the sink.
24:13Yeah.
24:14But, uh, this is our new reality.
24:16We're a fucked up family like everybody else, you know?
24:19Sort of.
24:20Until we're not, I can fix this.
24:22Can you, Dad?
24:25I believe you, you know, and you're, you're brilliant.
24:32Frustratingly so.
24:33I've always believed in you.
24:35Always.
24:38Okay, so like, what do we do now?
24:40We live.
24:41Uh, Dad and I are gonna work things out.
24:44You're gonna go back to school tonight.
24:46And, um, then we'll all go skiing over President's Day weekend or something.
24:50I don't know.
24:50But we're gonna be okay.
24:51We're going to be okay.
24:53Right?
24:54Yes.
24:55Absolutely.
24:56Yes.
25:00Is it bad that I kind of want to see Mom on tiny skis?
25:07Hey.
25:08You know I love you, kiddo.
25:11Yeah, I know.
25:20She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
25:22I think she did.
25:23She did not.
25:24You know she did not.
25:25Okay, this is a lot for her to process.
25:27I've lost her love.
25:30Now you're being dramatic.
25:31Dramatic?
25:34She fucking adored me and now she can barely look at me.
25:36Yeah, it stings.
25:37No, no, no, it's fine.
25:38It's okay.
25:39I understand.
25:40I know.
25:40I know that you love this.
25:41You love it.
25:42Love what?
25:42You want me to be Hurricane Les, don't you?
25:46Well, brother.
25:47This is your fucking guilt talking.
25:50That's what this is.
25:50You just, you took my daughter away from me.
25:54Your daughter?
25:54That was your plan.
25:55This was my plan.
25:56I was her hero and now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
25:59I told her it was an accident.
26:01You want me to play her the voice note?
26:02Huh?
26:03Oh, I'm sure you painted a very pretty picture of yours.
26:06Did you tell her about Richard?
26:07Did you tell her about Richard?
26:08His blood is on your hands, Slinky.
26:10Really?
26:10My tiny, innocent, shrunken on purpose hands?
26:14Maybe you deserve to be her mad scientist, shithead dad who shrunk her mom.
26:19Every dad disappoints eventually.
26:20It's finally your fucking turn.
26:33What the fuck are you doing?
26:38It would be so easy just to let go.
26:41I've seen your balls last.
26:42They aren't big enough.
26:43Oh, it's been a while.
26:48Maybe you've forgotten how big they are.
26:50Put me down.
26:52Okay.
26:58You motherfucker.
27:01You're dead.
27:02Sure, why not?
27:09Fuck.
27:10What the fuck?
27:11Fuck.
27:14Fuck.
27:51You were a good and loyal friend.
27:54I'm going to miss you, Dolores.
27:57I'm sorry you've ended this way.
28:01I'm sorry too, Dolores.
28:05Your eyes do not deceive you.
28:07I am not a ghost.
28:08I am very much alive.
28:11Richard!
28:12I'm so relieved.
28:13You are no more a murderer than I am an adulterer.
28:17I was hoodwinked into an uncompromising position, but I want to put your mind at ease.
28:23Nothing happened below the belt.
28:24Well, the belt was off, Richard.
28:26All part of the charade.
28:30I never meant to hurt you.
28:31Yes, you did.
28:32However, I know you never meant to vanquish me.
28:35But you did not.
28:38Call it even?
28:39Even Steven.
28:44I have a science thought.
28:45If I may be so bold, please.
28:47So, given my recent firsthand experiences, I've been thinking about the quantum harmonic
28:51oscillator.
28:52What if its potential energy is akin to the mass on a spring?
28:55As in, uh, V of X equals one and a half KX squared, where K is the spring constant, and
28:59X is the displacement.
29:01I mean, that's a, that's, that's a parabolic curve.
29:05I mean, back to work.
29:09I've missed this.
29:10Me too.
29:11I will say Janet's been good.
29:12Very good.
29:13Um, but I haven't, I missed, uh, I missed the, uh, you don't need to say it.
29:16I know.
29:17Richard, I, you, missed you.
29:19I do owe you an apology.
29:22I was a fool for love.
29:25I keep wondering, was I driven by love, or the tragedy of love?
29:31You know, I can't believe you miniaturized yourself for her.
29:34Oh, you would have done the same if you weren't needed to solve the formula.
29:38Oh, no, Richard, never crossed my mind.
29:41No, we've reached a new low.
29:43May I ask why?
29:47Because I know her.
29:48I really fucking know her.
29:52Not worth it.
29:54Then you know she's coming for you.
29:56Oh, I do.
29:58But I can't fucking wait.
30:05Oh!
30:06Oh, God damn!
30:08Oh, Uncle Sam can get me on that, huh?
30:10My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
30:12I'm so cute!
30:13Yes, let's even cuter.
30:14Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp,
30:17and then restored to regular size on the battlefield.
30:20From bang to boom!
30:22And with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
30:30Jesus!
30:32It's a close one.
30:33It's a close one.
30:34General, this changes.
30:52I'm coming for you.
31:02I'm coming for you.
31:05To drown me.
31:07It's my turn now.
31:10Death?
31:11It's too easy.
31:12But I can't make you suffer.
31:14Your swimming pool?
31:15Moat?
31:16Cannot stop me.
31:18I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
31:31I must destroy your greatest prize.
31:34I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
31:37No, I'm coming for you.
31:48Let's reset.
32:14Bueno, bueno, bueno.
32:16¿Puedo decir que estás bloqueando mi camino para proteger menos?
32:21¿Puedo decir que estás bloqueando el hombre que te mató?
32:23¿Dónde está la razón por ti?
32:24Es un beso.
32:25Un beso.
32:26Bien.
32:28Un beso.
32:30Ahora, move.
32:33Ritchie, por favor, no me hagas hurtle.
32:36Hurtle?
32:37You destroyed me.
32:39Ritchie,
32:42I am sorry.
32:44Truly.
32:46Sincerely, sorry.
32:49You're a good man.
32:50I really like a man.
32:52Now, please.
32:54Move.
32:55I implore you to think about what you're doing.
32:59Let's move the demonstration to this morning.
33:01This has his last chance to fix the formula, and so we both need him to succeed.
33:06So, regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
33:09Mine.
33:13Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
33:18for the ages.
33:20One worthy of the recognition of the highest order, the Nobel.
33:26Oh, Richie.
33:28Richie.
33:28Richie.
33:29Richie.
33:30Richie.
33:30Richie.
33:30You almost haven't convinced.
33:33Get the fuck out of my way.
33:36I would rather die a six-inch death than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
33:44You're gone.
33:45You've gone into the heart of darkness.
33:51The curve.
33:52The floor of the curve.
33:54The curve to infinity.
33:59I need to reset.
34:01I need to rest.
34:03I'm so close.
34:04What's the map?
34:05What?
34:06It isn't that you don't see!
34:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
35:06Suscríbete al canal
35:11Suscríbete al canal
35:22Suscríbete al canal
35:26Suscríbete al canal
35:37Suscríbete al canal
35:49Suscríbete al canal
36:20Suscríbete al canal
36:23Suscríbete al canal
36:25Suscríbete al canal
36:25Suscríbete al canal
36:29Suscríbete al canal
36:59Suscríbete al canal
37:29Suscríbete al canal
38:11Suscríbete al canal
38:15Suscríbete al canal
38:17Suscríbete al canal
38:27Suscríbete al canal
39:05Suscríbete al canal
39:09Suscríbete al canal
39:51Suscríbete al canal
40:22So you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me
40:24Yeah, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate
40:50me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate
40:54me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate
40:54me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate
40:54me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate
40:54me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate
40:54me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate
40:54me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna hate me, so you're gonna
40:54¿Qué significa que yo me he chido?
40:55Lo que me he chido.
40:56Lo que me he chido.
40:57Lo que me he chido.
40:59¿Es esto va a ser un problema?
41:01Lo que te ha dicho que yo respeto.
41:03Philip.
41:04Mi nombre es Philip.
41:05Flipp.
41:06Flipp.
41:09Flipp.
41:10Flipp.
41:10Flipp.
41:10Oh, Dios.
41:11¿Qué es un problema?
41:12Muy.
41:14¿Cómo se puede resolver el problema de la vida?
41:18Solo un poco más que no lo sabe.
41:20¿Qué si podemos tomar, por ejemplo, un Ero de Coral?
41:23Y shrink it to a fraction...
41:24Where is this jackass?
41:26I can assure you, he'll be here.
41:29A hundred.
41:29A thousand.
41:30Ears of corn.
41:38I know I'm late.
41:39I know I just need a minute.
41:43I fell down.
41:45Oh, Mount Kilimanjaro?
41:46Yes, practically, yes.
41:48Hilton is going to sell the tank to the military.
41:51I banged the boom, I said.
41:53What, after we solved their hunger?
41:54No, I'm dead off.
41:56Tiny soldiers.
41:57Tiny missiles.
41:58Big surprise.
41:59But I am so close.
42:00For real.
42:01For real.
42:02I know.
42:02I believe you.
42:03Now, Hilton owns the tech.
42:04He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway, but we can't be parties to that.
42:09So, walk.
42:10No, run.
42:10You run away.
42:13I...
42:14I don't think I can.
42:15Give them what they want.
42:16You out, the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
42:20Okay?
42:21What about my Nobel?
42:21What if I'm out of ideas?
42:23Um...
42:24It's time!
42:27Listen.
42:28You have the fate of the planet in your hands.
42:33Me?
42:33Don't fuck it up.
42:39I see you.
42:40Looking at me.
42:42Judging me.
42:43Like, smug dicks.
42:45But you will never judge me as harsh as I judge myself.
42:50I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
42:54I don't know what I want for myself.
42:57And I thought that was a problem.
43:00But it's not.
43:02It's just the process.
43:04And I can figure that out here.
43:07Or somewhere else.
43:12Honestly, I'm okay either way.
43:25Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
43:42He looks fucking nuts.
43:44Yes.
43:45Quite.
43:46Science is not magic.
43:48No.
43:50There is no...
43:51Ta-da!
43:52There is not.
43:53It is work.
43:54Hard work.
43:56Evidently.
43:57It's frustration.
43:59It's passion.
44:01It's misery and joy.
44:02And it's fear.
44:03You can spend years lost wandering among the trees.
44:06Wishing, hoping, maybe even praying.
44:08Which goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will finally
44:12see the forest.
44:15Well...
44:16Today's that day.
44:20Let's finish what we started.
44:22Let's finish what we started.
44:28Here are my final thoughts.
44:32H hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a.
44:35Plus one half.
44:38Plus...
44:39Must be hat squared.
44:41Over two.
44:42M plus two.
44:44Over M omega squared.
44:45Uh...
44:46X squared.
44:48Which...
44:52Which...
45:21Bob's invert.
45:22Invert!
45:25Convertido, m omega squared, x squared, over 2.
45:31Carl, implement.
45:55Let's make history.
46:23General people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
46:28Translation, ta-da.
46:38I fucking hate tape measures.
46:42Okay.
46:44It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
47:04I did it.
47:05I did it.
47:07I did it.
47:09I did it!
47:11We made history! Limitless stabilization!
47:14Yes!
47:15Translation?
47:16Hilton, the corn-
47:17Love me, love you.
47:27Delicious.
47:28Sweet and crisp.
47:30Mwah!
47:31Get down!
47:32Get down!
47:33Get down!
47:36Get down!
47:40Get down!
47:41You okay?
47:41Ow!
47:41Les!
47:42Oh!
47:44Oh!
47:44Give us a little!
47:45Les!
47:46You okay?
47:47Give us a twist, give us a twist!
47:48Ta-da!
47:49Haha!
47:51I got you.
47:53Finally!
47:53I got you!
47:54Fuck yeah, you did.
47:55Awesome, Les.
47:59puckinheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
48:02Thank you.
48:06Thank you, evidenüz.
48:07That's dog number.
48:08What the fuck?
48:10Yeah.
48:11Like, man.
48:19Oh no, you didn't.
48:23Okay.
48:24I fucking hate tape measures.
48:26It is time you knew the truth
48:28about Dr. Les Little John.
48:30Alright, Mills, you want to know more about Les'
48:32secret project?
48:34Here I am, okay?
48:37Les.
48:39Is it the corn?
48:40Are you sick? No, it's not the corn.
48:41Somebody emailed something, something not good
48:43to a journalist and something's going to destroy me.
48:46Nils, was that the journalist?
48:48Yes, how did you know?
48:49You mentioned him before.
48:50Yes, well imagine what he could do if you had something on me.
48:52Something big, small, but very big.
48:54What do I do?
48:55You sit.
48:58Relax.
49:00Today is your day.
49:02No, it's our day.
49:05We did it, partners.
49:09Don't worry about Nils.
49:10Nils, Vivian's taken care of it.
49:12Nils has retired permanently.
49:15Nils is not a problem.
49:18He's not.
49:19Who sent you the email?
49:20Tell Vivian.
49:22Who is your problem?
49:24Are you going third person?
49:25I find it effective in situations such as this.
49:26Now, tell Vivian.
49:31Fine.
49:32Doesn't matter who.
49:35Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you,
49:39you have no choice but to eliminate them.
49:43Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
49:49You are going to have to stop them.
49:53Does that scare you?
49:54No.
49:55Yes.
49:56No.
49:56A little.
49:57I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
49:59Did you think that?
50:00No.
50:01Yes.
50:02No.
50:02A little.
50:02No.
50:03I'm only suggesting.
50:04You're creative.
50:05Why, yes.
50:07Get creative.
50:08And then, leave the rest to fate.
50:12Fate makes its own choices.
50:16Fate.
50:19Yes, that is creative.
50:21Come on, Nils.
50:23Woo!
50:29Write me back.
50:30Write me back, Nils.
50:31Jesus.
50:33Come on, Nils.
50:37Lindy.
50:39Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
50:43I'm unarmed.
50:44There's no tricks up these sleeves.
50:45I come bringing tidings of great joy.
50:48I solved the restoration formula.
50:50I can make you big again.
50:52If that's something you're interested in.
51:00Going to celebrate?
51:03I've decided.
51:04We're keeping him.
51:05Yeah.
51:06He won't play ball.
51:07You don't know that.
51:08I do, actually.
51:10That's kind of my thing.
51:11Just fire him.
51:12I can get him to play.
51:14Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
51:16More valuable than mine?
51:17Or yours?
51:18You're making me choose.
51:19You're making me choose.
51:20Well, then we should both choose wisely.
51:29What?
51:29I'm not even blocking you.
51:30Just go around.
51:37You better not be fucking with me.
51:39Oh, no.
51:40It's true.
51:40I did it.
51:41I remain a literal genius.
51:42Look.
51:43I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
51:47How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
51:48I hate that cat.
51:49Well, that's funny.
51:50He told me he hates you, too.
51:52What's that, Magoo?
51:54Huh?
51:55You're hungry?
51:57Poor thing.
51:58He's been through a lot.
52:00What am I saying?
52:01What am I saying?
52:01You know.
52:01Sort of.
52:02Well, gotta feed him.
52:04He's inhumane not to, right?
52:06You know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you, so I'm having second thoughts
52:12about making you big.
52:13I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are, and that
52:19you're never gonna stop.
52:21I gotta eat myself.
52:22Worked up quite the appetite.
52:23I think I deserve a good meal.
52:26And so I bid you farewell, and I wish you the best of luck.
52:32I'll leave it up to fate.
52:44Good kitty.
52:46Easy, Magoo.
52:48Easy.
52:49Easy.
52:57Magoo, stop!
52:59God, man!
53:00Stop!
53:01Oh, shit!
53:04So be honest.
53:05When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
53:07Did you?
53:08You didn't?
53:08Did I?
53:09I don't know.
53:09I mean, I mean, not really.
53:10But, you know, I was thinking, um, trust the math.
53:12Trust the math.
53:13That's what I...
53:13Oh, did you see Hilton?
53:14Did you see his face?
53:15Was he scared?
53:15I didn't see...
53:16Let's not focus on Hilton.
53:16Yeah, fuck that guy.
53:17Let's focus on me instead.
53:18Let's focus on us.
53:20Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
53:21Cheers to me.
53:22Cheers to us.
53:24And everything we want to accomplish.
53:26Together.
53:27You know, I can't believe it.
53:28I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it.
53:31Lindy can see me now, right?
53:33Lindy?
53:34Yeah, you know, I saw her in my science thoughts at the podium.
53:37Um, that cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up.
53:39Bang!
53:39That was it.
53:40I got it.
53:41Invert.
53:41Lindy.
53:42Hmm?
53:43Helped you with science.
53:45Yeah, I guess.
53:47You know, cheers to me again.
53:50You're not really eating.
53:51I feel ill.
53:51Yeah, so do I a little bit.
53:52In my stomach.
53:53I think it's excitement.
53:54Les, we shared.
53:57We got personal.
53:58Mm-hmm.
53:59We have secrets.
54:02I thought we were partners.
54:03A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
54:06Yeah, of course.
54:07You helped.
54:08Helped?
54:09Yeah.
54:10Like Lindy helped.
54:12You both helped.
54:13But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech on when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
54:19And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
54:21And that's very important to me.
54:23Not Lindy is more important to you than us.
54:28Not really following.
54:29Exactly.
54:36I think you should collect your things.
54:37Uh, from what?
54:38From here?
54:39From the office.
54:39Oh, yes.
54:40Good idea.
54:40We need more space.
54:41We do.
54:42In a way.
54:43Excuse me a moment.
54:46Johnny, uh, where are you at being else?
54:49I'm done.
54:59Is that...
55:00Is she leaving?
55:02Is she leaving?
55:16Hey.
55:18I know you can see me.
55:19Open the fucking door.
55:22My ID's not working.
55:27Where's Mr. Magoo?
55:28Did you let me in?
55:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
55:33Is this about a cat?
55:35I want my tiny cat back.
55:38I restored him.
55:39I took him home.
55:40It's fucking Lindy's cat.
55:41I hate that cat.
55:42I don't know who you are.
55:46Are you letting me in?
55:49Oh, fuck this.
55:56You think you're going to lock me out, motherfuckers?
55:59It's my fucking way out.
56:01Mine!
56:07Damn.
56:09What?
56:14What was the plan here?
56:16My ID didn't work.
56:19And you were going to drive through the lobby?
56:22Yeah.
56:25You didn't listen.
56:27I tried.
56:28I was passionate about it.
56:30I cursed.
56:31I warned you about these people.
56:33You did.
56:34You dummy.
56:36Now it's over.
56:38Hilton has everything.
56:42We have nothing.
56:45Well, I...
56:45I couldn't help it.
56:47It's my life's work.
56:48I had to do it.
56:50Les.
56:51The Nobel was never on the table.
56:54They were always going to steal your tack.
56:56Martin, without the Nobel,
57:00I'm not worthy.
57:03Worthy of what?
57:14I needed Lindy to be proud of me.
57:19Lindy is the only person who's ever really got me.
57:22See me.
57:25Lindy.
57:27She can't get her out of my head.
57:29She's everywhere.
57:34Oh, God.
57:36Oh, fuck.
57:37Oh, fuck.
57:38Oh.
57:39What?
57:39I can't keep up.
57:40Can you get back in there?
57:41What did I just say?
57:43I have to get the formula.
57:43Oh, fuck, fuck.
57:44I can't go home without it.
57:45I need a ride.
57:45No, you're going to have to take an Uber
57:47because I got Dana.
57:47No, you're going to fucking drive me home.
57:49Fucking now.
57:49This is life for that, Martin.
57:50For real this time.
57:51For really, really, real.
57:52Who could eat her?
57:53The cat.
57:54I'll explain to you and Dana later.
57:56You're going to drive me.
57:57Come on.
57:57Why?
57:58What are you...
58:21The fat lady has a son, man.
58:23Okay?
58:23You're alive.
58:24You're alive.
58:25Wrong one.
58:25But I just...
58:26I'm trying to reconcile.
58:27Unless the scientist.
58:28What drives a man?
58:29There's a generosity of compassion towards science
58:31and yet there's a selfish helplessness towards his wife.
58:33I just...
58:34Why?
58:35I'm asking again.
58:36Why less?
58:37Richie.
58:38No, no, no.
58:38This is not the time for this.
58:40Why marry a man?
58:43Richie!
58:45I'm here!
Comments