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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Must See]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right.
00:01:43Right.
00:01:44Rewrites the wronged.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:05Oh, my God!
00:02:09Yes, sir.
00:02:10Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:02:14I'm still in the desert.
00:02:15Please.
00:02:16My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:20We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:21If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:25Be Lysander Armstrong.
00:02:26His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes.
00:02:35He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:37Money, fame, power.
00:02:39It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes.
00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying!
00:02:57Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married?
00:03:03I'm already 100 years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:08And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:23I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:36Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:40Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish?
00:03:43That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity.
00:03:47It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:06I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:25My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:28If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Come on.
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:52I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General.
00:04:59I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging.
00:05:51There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:57is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:02They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second.
00:06:19You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:22That's correct.
00:06:23Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:32We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:38No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:48James, come put out a bout.
00:06:50To the entire world, whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's going to save your brother?
00:07:19Mother, don't be ridiculous.
00:07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:03Oh, you're not going to touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, it's Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Oh, okay.
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:31The rod of a sepulis?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:06Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:11This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh my God.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:39What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:51Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:23With pleasure.
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:15:59But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course.
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:24Oh!
00:16:25Oh!
00:16:25Oh!
00:16:26Oh!
00:16:27Oh!
00:16:28Oh!
00:16:28Oh!
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:43Malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal.
00:16:46She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on.
00:17:21You two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone
00:17:29in.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:31But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:55Let's go for a dip.
00:18:16Let's go for a dip.
00:18:36you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:40armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:59that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:19:08shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:14background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:35i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her
00:20:15she uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:21oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team
00:20:26yes sir
00:20:31you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me i just want
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir
00:21:10the swat team is here
00:21:13captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there
00:21:17with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:20i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:22to tear down that door
00:21:24rest assured general armstrong
00:21:26we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:33right
00:21:34rewrites the wrong
00:21:39human
00:21:43who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:48good you're awake
00:21:50i'm saving you
00:21:51saving me
00:21:52by bathing with me
00:21:54who are you a fucking spy
00:21:57talk
00:21:57i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:02you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:06i will never
00:22:07i will never
00:22:08oh really
00:22:22look who's guilty now
00:22:26look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:27all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:30a man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:34and her breasts
00:22:35it's science okay it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:38is physically
00:22:41you distracted me with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:47captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:56we're almost there
00:22:59get em boys
00:23:00get em
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00:23:49the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess healer
00:23:56think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must
00:24:01have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess maybe this homeless
00:24:09girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:17how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie you're wrong
00:24:23sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called
00:24:28borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick
00:24:36to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask
00:24:43you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:50he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to
00:24:56me
00:24:57the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:03my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:15from me
00:25:17this is it the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:51poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:25:58like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:05poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:11of us
00:26:11killed
00:26:14i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:37they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't put your fingers at me if your
00:26:44brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:49door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:55that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:01captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:08her bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back
00:27:14suck ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:37the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:45don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:51otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:27:58tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:04for
00:28:04yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:11punish her i will don't hurt her his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:46miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical
00:29:01advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic
00:29:12again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:19of
00:29:19medicine than the queen angel and iron
00:29:23the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over
00:29:34100
00:29:35years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters is that
00:29:41the
00:29:41patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:46brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:54we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him
00:29:59and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead oh i really appreciate it but
00:30:07i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:14already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:20and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got lucky with your
00:30:28brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're still lysander's
00:30:33savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need anything
00:30:41i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:47trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:54i must go
00:31:01hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck she's
00:31:10even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:14marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:27oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:40i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly
00:31:44bitch you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses wait no we're not brides no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:01we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:07was
00:32:07just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:13and had an impeccable looking doll but think about the impenetrable walls no normal person could have
00:32:18done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a woman like that i
00:32:24have to
00:32:24find her i have to make her my life she won my heart over too but if my bestest big
00:32:29bro wants her
00:32:30i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:40i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:48now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years she was dumb enough to put my
00:32:54name
00:32:55on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:32:58fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:12grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your best
00:33:20friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:32you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:35and i did for three years while you were deployed yet you cheat on me with my best friend and
00:33:42now you're
00:33:42trying to swindle my home do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was
00:33:49a
00:33:49complete waste of my life when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:58that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:12oh yeah well marissa
00:34:14marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now she's the ceo of
00:34:23an
00:34:23entire corporation and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an
00:34:35upgrade look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the
00:34:45presidential contract i gave her
00:34:52you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother
00:35:00only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:07oh i think she's losing it bro that break up must have hit her hard
00:35:12you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire
00:35:20family for three years while you were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop
00:35:28to that level we're edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:34what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:42this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:35:46house on her own she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor
00:35:53nobody
00:35:53like you even if you got no game i got street credit i got out of keep you dig the
00:35:58word you're looking
00:35:59for is dignity and you're one to speak cheater is this true trixie
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:15so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:21what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a
00:36:31downgrade enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:50what if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:57why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:04you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:12again do you remember that
00:37:21trixie marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:27wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:37that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:44aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands that's how i was able
00:37:52to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her
00:37:58name knowing how she betrayed you but please trixie dear i know it must have broken your heart but
00:38:06embellishing your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to
00:38:12believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:19i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:27you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:33who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:44he said trixie's crashing my wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to extort you now
00:38:52that she knows you're rich as fuck when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her
00:38:59come and embarrass herself yeah you mean
00:39:02i mean we broadcast that video of you yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:14she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:38sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served
00:39:44with
00:39:44her regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies well she's
00:39:48been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she waited for
00:39:53him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:59we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible
00:40:06power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her yes sir we
00:40:25will
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:35getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:40:40my biomedical company to go public
00:40:46congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:49wakeham stowe butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a party after all i see
00:41:02some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president
00:41:09will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself it's an honor that's why sasa is the best
00:41:16wife a man could ever dream of we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding
00:41:23begin not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:51you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:41:57wreck
00:41:58i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:01uh this is our entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum a
00:42:13meal off us you know being this poor me but my meal have you forgotten that it was i who
00:42:21bankrolled
00:42:22you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look
00:42:26at
00:42:27yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second
00:42:33now to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat this is sasa she's like so
00:42:39obsessed see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that
00:42:48she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they
00:42:54beg for scraps
00:42:55from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't
00:43:02bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:12you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:26beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:33that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:39rich
00:43:39girls do they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:48tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:43:55digger quick somebody put that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone you should
00:44:00make yourself don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't even have
00:44:06to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:12you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what
00:44:18i
00:44:18always couldn't stand about you you're moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies
00:44:24to make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:30because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be
00:44:35chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:52oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract
00:45:10it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at
00:45:21her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good little uh
00:45:26peasant slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:33you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:47you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:05can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just toss
00:46:09away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:15delusional and
00:46:17you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:21scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:27doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die
00:46:37we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding
00:46:41right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:46let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:57including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:10unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone like general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured
00:47:20the incurable general then sasa is the virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated
00:47:28trixie show them butch
00:47:35see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a reloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:49sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:47:57president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like
00:48:03a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the poor
00:48:08do you see this
00:48:10tricksie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as
00:48:16me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:23in
00:48:23your tin can
00:48:26i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:31here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:37you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:44like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then why don't you
00:48:53get on your knees for me tricksy my brother will never take you back no man will marry an embarrassment
00:48:59like you but make me happy and i might consider making me my personal prostitute
00:49:16oh how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:23don't worry my dear after i'm done with you tricksy not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:28save
00:49:28you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blowjob in
00:49:40front of
00:49:40everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:49:45don't need
00:49:45to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush
00:49:51you before you even touch me dream on you wish general eye center scooped you off your feet but
00:49:58you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my
00:50:03party so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i
00:50:11quite like it here
00:50:12two
00:50:22hmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:40it's it's
00:50:51who the hell is this
00:50:56i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:03wife
00:51:06you saved me tricksy remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it
00:51:13was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:25i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me tricksy look at you guys a lovely dove
00:51:30don't
00:51:31try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:35virtue that a man
00:51:36would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in
00:51:46a
00:51:46hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:55i see her in the marines
00:51:58i'm a major you know look man i know tricksy is like uh i don't know seven now that she's
00:52:05all cleaned
00:52:05up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:15a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:30we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:34you're very gracious tricksy you know that you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:41so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again you understand you want to fuck with
00:52:45me a little dipshit i'm a major you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy
00:52:52you do you really not know who this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you
00:52:57been
00:52:57doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:05war hero is this all part of your plan tricksy poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:12actor
00:53:13so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries tricksy is
00:53:18worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy with a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like
00:53:28they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:31maybe we should try to play some of some more don't you think bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44what is all this tricksy listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:51but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:56i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:00nature
00:54:01like somebody else here listen tricksy i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:13and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:22actor
00:54:24oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:33tricksy i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:40million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second guess
00:54:48this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:54:56actor it must be that used they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:01nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i know i know that you
00:55:07are the
00:55:08farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:41i'm just a man but with you it's so much more
00:55:45Chixi Amore.
00:55:49Will you marry me?
00:55:53You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:19Woo!
00:56:20Okay, stop.
00:56:22The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Chixi is.
00:56:30No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:35Hey.
00:56:36I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife.
00:56:39Which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:45Understand?
00:56:50You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:56:54This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:04As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:11Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:15Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:20I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:27Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:29What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:35She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:39Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:43She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:47I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:51I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:55I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:02Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:07Please bankrupt the Marissa Wiccan for me.
00:58:11Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:23Uh, hello?
00:58:25Yes.
00:58:28What?
00:58:33I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:36Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:44Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:46That was a real call?
00:58:47People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:49My company's dead.
00:58:51Evaporated.
00:58:52It's in thin air.
00:58:56Then that's impossible.
00:58:58Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:01Secretary Cho, you said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:08Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:12Then that means...
00:59:15You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:18The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's married.
00:59:23The famed war hero.
00:59:25The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:29Now you believe me?
00:59:30Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:34There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:36You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:39Sauce.
00:59:40Sauce.
00:59:41Sauce.
00:59:42Sauce.
00:59:43Sauce.
00:59:48I know why you're all over Trixie.
00:59:50Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can
00:59:53do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:00Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:02Or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:03Ah!
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:06Ah!
01:00:06Ah!
01:00:08I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:14Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:18Sauce that was just trying to save the company.
01:00:21I don't blame her at all.
01:00:23Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:25Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:27But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:29I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:32Uh, 18 years old.
01:00:33Fresh for the taking.
01:00:41I did that so you wouldn't have to, Ms. Trixie.
01:00:44Thank you, Devin.
01:00:47Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiance, but
01:00:54now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:57You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:01So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:08Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:12They're impostors.
01:01:17I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:27The goddess healer?
01:01:28You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:33products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's motto is, the right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong,
01:01:44the left.
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:01:51In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:55So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:01Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed
01:02:07up war hero?
01:02:08We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:10No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:23Gotcha.
01:02:28Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:31No, don't arrest her!
01:02:33Trixie's a good person.
01:02:35Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:37Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:41The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:44We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:52She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:55Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything
01:03:00she had just to help her out.
01:03:02She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:05My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:15You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:19My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:21He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists.
01:03:36And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:45I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:51If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:54But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:03:56You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:21Get him!
01:04:22If you can.
01:04:39Get him!
01:04:53Get him!
01:04:58You don't get up!
01:05:14Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:25Legend is written all over you,
01:05:27Is that enough?
01:05:29Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:51and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side.
01:05:58Right, fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See, Trixie?
01:06:09You've got no connections.
01:06:10No power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me,
01:06:13even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:06:20because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat, Kate!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:23That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're quartered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Right.
01:07:45Ray rides the road.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:58Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:08Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No.
01:08:14Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:24She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:46Bullshit.
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:08:52You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:05The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:14I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:19You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong path.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:49I really wanna die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:56Just frosted again.
01:09:58Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happening.
01:10:02Stop.
01:10:03Stop.
01:10:04Stop.
01:10:07Stop.
01:10:09Stop.
01:10:12Stop.
01:10:13No, pa!
01:10:14Hey!
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the lines?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please
01:10:50You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52Oh, please
01:10:53You hurt us first
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:35It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:38And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:45You've got nothing on me
01:11:50Yes
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:58Goddess
01:11:59Madam president
01:11:59I require your assistance
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:06Get the VP, we're leaving now
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:19I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony
01:12:44Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:45So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:47No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53Only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:10And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:24While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:30But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:40It's like real magic
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:44But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No
01:13:56Trixie, look
01:13:58I believe you
01:13:59You saved me
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:08We'll riot against you now
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17Tear her apart!
01:14:18The Vice President arrives!
01:14:19Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:35Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:40Tear her apart!
01:14:43Tear her apart!
01:14:45Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:49already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie Hired
01:14:55pulled this weird stunt
01:14:56to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:58But you already confirmed
01:14:59with Madame President
01:15:00that I got the contract
01:15:01coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes.
01:15:03We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is...
01:15:07You're the war hero,
01:15:09General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:11And how dare you crash
01:15:12Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up,
01:15:15you fall under this vixen spell,
01:15:17and now you're attacking
01:15:18one of the most important
01:15:20allies to the president?
01:15:21He is the general.
01:15:24Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:26Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the vice president knows me
01:15:29as an important ally
01:15:30to the nation's leader.
01:15:32So what if Trixie picked up
01:15:33some washed-up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP and the president.
01:15:37On our side,
01:15:38you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:43Now punish them,
01:15:44Vice President Langley.
01:15:45This is treason!
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong,
01:15:47you are stripped
01:15:48from your military honors
01:15:50and titles.
01:15:54Hurry!
01:15:55The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that,
01:16:00Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country
01:16:04from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma
01:16:06for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie,
01:16:08he would...
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:10You speak another word,
01:16:11and I will bring down
01:16:12your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:16Yeah.
01:16:17It's okay.
01:16:19Mr. Vice President,
01:16:20I've already given my life
01:16:20once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem
01:16:23doing that again
01:16:24if it means protecting
01:16:24my fiancé's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest
01:16:27about one other thing,
01:16:28Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck
01:16:31about any damn titles.
01:16:35I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you
01:16:43bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President,
01:16:48I have a swell idea.
01:16:50My biomedical company
01:16:51invented the latest line
01:16:52of poison darts
01:16:53for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:59There's no way
01:16:59that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:01Put innocent civilian lives
01:17:02in danger?
01:17:03Despicable.
01:17:04What's more despicable
01:17:05is that you
01:17:06and your filthy companions
01:17:07are disrespecting power.
01:17:10Miss Wickham,
01:17:10you can use
01:17:11full force on them.
01:17:14Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:18Oh.
01:17:28Shoot!
01:17:29Wait, that's the president.
01:17:41What the hell?
01:17:43Hey, idiots!
01:17:44Oh, my God.
01:17:47Oh, my gosh.
01:17:52I'm so sorry,
01:17:54Madam President.
01:17:55That was...
01:17:56They were totally aiming
01:17:57for Trixie,
01:17:58the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new
01:18:02biomedical weapon,
01:18:03Madam,
01:18:04for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime.
01:18:06These are innocent
01:18:07civilian lives
01:18:08you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot
01:18:11whoever I want.
01:18:12I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power
01:18:14comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind
01:18:17of dastardly creation
01:18:18you've made
01:18:19with the contract
01:18:19I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing?
01:18:21Reverse the poison
01:18:22and take it out of the president
01:18:23before it's too late.
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:26There's no need.
01:18:28I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have
01:18:48that kind of money.
01:18:49It's got to be
01:18:50cheap glitter.
01:18:53She, she, she is...
01:18:55She is a criminal.
01:18:57Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her
01:18:59and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet
01:19:01if I were you
01:19:02because you're the one
01:19:03that would be going to prison
01:19:04once everyone is healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally
01:19:08came here
01:19:08to give me
01:19:09my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yes!
01:19:23Thank you,
01:19:24first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon
01:19:58will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need
01:20:01for a vaccine
01:20:02if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:05Or are you too much
01:20:06of a goody two-shoes
01:20:07to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you
01:20:12than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something
01:20:15I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself
01:20:17because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:21What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here
01:20:24and I just invented
01:20:25the best biomedical products
01:20:27in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me
01:20:30for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President,
01:20:34you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me
01:20:40my billion dollar...
01:20:47I'll smack her
01:20:48until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:53Why?
01:20:54Why are you attacking me,
01:20:56Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me
01:20:58the billion dollar...
01:20:59You wish, idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman
01:21:04so vile,
01:21:06so ugly on the inside
01:21:07it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:09I don't understand.
01:21:10I was just trying to punish
01:21:11these imposters
01:21:12for posing as the
01:21:13goddess of healing.
01:21:16And do you know
01:21:17the goddess healer
01:21:18saved me and my son
01:21:20during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen
01:21:22the goddess healer
01:21:24herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:27And it's...
01:21:31her.
01:21:42What?
01:21:48Welcome, goddess.
01:21:56Uh, we, uh...
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:06Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:13To help those in need.
01:22:15And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract,
01:22:22it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:32But after everything you've done,
01:22:34I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please, I swear.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:39Sit down.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:44Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:47And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:51She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:55on this planet.
01:23:01I love you.
01:23:15All her gold.
01:23:16All her gold.
01:23:18All that could have been mine.
01:23:20This is all your fault.
01:23:21This is all...
01:23:22You seduced me!
01:23:24Don't help me!
01:23:25You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:28Please, Trixie.
01:23:30Give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again!
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:40But it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others
01:23:45just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:53arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:04I'll send yourself out.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:09We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:20With these healing hands,
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:24one good deed at a time.
01:24:26Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:32Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
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