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Heartbreak High - Season 3 (2026) - Episode 01: Operation Headjob
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00:00You
00:08High school almost killed me
00:13Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized
00:21I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:25And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you
00:29Even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:31A lot changed in the last year
00:38Romance crossed enemy lines
00:41Some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak
00:48And there was drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:00Well done
01:01Some of us are still annoying as hell
01:05As for me
01:06I found my calling
01:08I'm gonna smash my exams
01:10Get into psych at university
01:11And continue being an absolute legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:18Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school
01:28So I can step into this beautiful thing
01:30Called adulthood
01:38That's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Em, the question was describe your high school experience in Chewy Woods or less
01:46Soz, you know I ramble
01:47Well I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:53Help! Help!
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:57Please help!
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath
02:01It's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day
02:04For the right to terrorise the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry Queenie, it's character building
02:07Exactly, that was me in year 8
02:09And I turned out fine
02:10Debatable
02:12Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee
02:26So muck up day polls under my remit
02:28Oh, sorry Em, she's alright
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:33Shove it up your ass, I don't care, don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey, I hope that's not a glitter bomb!
02:38Give me that!
02:39What are you doing?
02:40What did I say about?
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:48You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive line, bitch
02:56You're the worst
02:58Thailand though
03:08Thanks man
03:08Hi hi
03:09Hi boss
03:10Hi boss
03:13Boss really left his mark on this place
03:15Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it, Rowan's place.
03:21He's at a hospital and back in Dubbo, so that's good.
03:24Oh, good for him.
03:29Oh, my God, oh, my God.
03:31Trial exam results are in.
03:3292 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths.
03:36The plan's on track! The plan's on track!
03:39What plan?
03:40Oh, me and Hopps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni,
03:43Arts, Psychology.
03:44We graduate with on-airs, go backpacking, join a K-pop entourage,
03:47then come back and start our careers
03:49and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barclay.
03:52Yeah, that one.
03:53Sounds lesbo.
03:54My plan's to not get anyone pregnant.
03:57Yet.
03:59Should've been Malachi's plan.
04:01Oh!
04:02Way to bring up Ghost of Boyfriend's Parts.
04:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
04:06Um, where's your shirt?
04:08Softly ban me from wearing it.
04:10Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs.
04:13Ugh.
04:14Oh, she's going down.
04:18Passive, aggressive.
04:20I'm sexy, obsessive.
04:22That closet, impressive.
04:24She messy, possessive.
04:26That message...
04:27That's my job!
04:28No, guys, this isn't fair!
04:29I can only get some fun at a time!
04:32Help!
04:32Ha ha!
04:33Ha ha!
04:34Ha ha!
04:37Oi!
04:38Popo, hi!
04:40Suck this!
04:41Ha ha!
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:47Oh!
04:49Woo!
04:51Oh!
04:52Oh!
04:53Oh!
04:54Oh!
04:59Oh!
05:02Ugh!
05:04You say you're just fine.
05:06You need a little something that can make you smile again.
05:10Come on!
05:11Oh!
05:13Oh!
05:14I need a little bit, so you've been a little greater than everybody.
05:17Ah!
05:18Ah!
05:19Ah!
05:20Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:22Ah!
05:22Ah!
05:23Ah!
05:25Ah!
05:25Ah!
05:26Ah!
05:27Ah!
05:28Ah!
05:29Ah!
05:31Ah!
05:33Ah!
05:37Ah!
05:38Those boys certainly had some cheek.
05:41Who were they?
05:41Oh, who else calls us Povo High?
05:43St. Bruno's boys.
05:44Guys, let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay?
05:46Thank you, Jojo.
05:48Excuse me, St. Bruno's have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire.
05:54They've lent us facilities and they've also donated textbooks.
05:58Miss, they didn't give us anything this time.
06:00They took from us.
06:01Yeah, the head of the Ibis mascot.
06:04Well, he's a really ugly crier.
06:07Yeah.
06:07As school captain.
06:08As school captain.
06:09And vice captain head of the Queer Environmentalist Social Justice Club and the graduation committee.
06:13I consider it my personal responsibility to ensure that morale remains high during these
06:18stressful times before we graduate, Miss.
06:19Exactly.
06:20They didn't just take a mascot or an Ibis head.
06:23They took our school spirit.
06:26Hear, hear, hear.
06:26And we're not going to let them get away with it!
06:28Hear, hear, hear.
06:29We're going to just lay down and let them get down?
06:31Yes!
06:31What is it?
06:32Settle down, everyone.
06:34Please.
06:38All of you are nearly at the finish line of school, on the cusp of adulthood.
06:45Your trial exams are over.
06:47All that remains is showcase your final exams and graduation.
06:50You are so close to the end.
06:53Do not risk your very exciting futures on seeking retaliation.
07:02Am I clear?
07:06Am I clear?
07:08Yes, Miss.
07:10Sure.
07:10Yeah, sure.
07:11Yes, Miss.
07:11Yes, Miss.
07:12Yep.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:16What have they done?
07:22Five years from now.
07:25Graduate drama school.
07:27Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony.
07:30And attending movie premieres with cash as my arm candy.
07:34They said that.
07:36Okay.
07:38Finished the apprenticeship.
07:41And, you know, doing tattoos.
07:46Signing my multi-million dollar deal for my award winning podcast.
07:49Oh, about what?
07:50Anything I want.
07:52I'm a storyteller.
07:53Mom's got it all worked out.
07:55I'm going to be a carpenter, like Jesus.
07:57I think they earn pretty good money.
07:59It's just like, nothing but wood.
08:02All day.
08:03I am going to be a practicing vet having graduated from my uni of choice because I am going to
08:08get that scholarship.
08:09Everything go in a plan.
08:10I'll get drafted in an AFLW team.
08:13Whatever I need to do.
08:14I'll move anywhere.
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted.
08:18Because she's going to get drafted.
08:20She's so good.
08:22Okay, where do I see myself in five years?
08:25I would love to start my own non-profit.
08:27You know, I wear my values and I'd like to do something along the lines of that.
08:31Um, just really helping people.
08:33Where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea.
08:39I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth with my sexy boyfriend Noah and my best
08:45friend Harper.
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients.
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing and will probably have a boob job by that point.
08:57Looks great.
08:59Yeah, except I lost all of that footage because of the water bombs.
09:01No one will know that's missing.
09:05This video on my graduation speech to my last act as school captain.
09:08It has to be perfect.
09:09It will.
09:09It will be.
09:10I promise.
09:11Okay?
09:12Now just come hang out inside the bowler, alright?
09:14Everyone's there.
09:14There's no point obsessing over what happened.
09:16Come on.
09:17Come on.
09:20Oh, the St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year.
09:23Why couldn't they just let us have our markup day?
09:25Because if they want something, they always get it.
09:28Do you think no one knows where the ibis head is?
09:30I don't know.
09:32Why don't we ask him?
09:33Oi, nah.
09:33You two out, okay?
09:34My boss sees he's in here dressed like that.
09:36We're not staying, bro.
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend.
09:41G'day.
09:42I really love that you showed your pink to my entire school.
09:45Yeah.
09:46That was Seb's idea.
09:47And the ibis head?
09:49Crime of opportunity?
09:51Mm-hmm.
09:51You'll get it back.
09:52Just don't let Seb know you want it.
09:55You enjoy the show, Dazzler?
09:57When was the last time you washed your arsehole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Hopper?
10:03If you want hair, just ask nicely.
10:06Yuck!
10:08Would you help us get it back?
10:09Whatever.
10:10Not for this shit.
10:11Better get to work.
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight.
10:16I got a summer job at the carnival in town.
10:18What?
10:19I wouldn't step foot in that cathedral to white trash.
10:24How's your neck?
10:26You know, from my choke hold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence and a low, low IQ.
10:34Alright.
10:36Back in your box.
10:37Bye.
10:39Come on.
10:40Catch you later plebs.
10:42Hey, nice shorts.
10:43Dick.
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down.
10:50Noah too.
10:51It's us versus them.
10:53They have something of ours.
10:56We need something of theirs.
11:00A head for a head.
11:01Yes.
11:01Nope.
11:02You heard what Woodsy said.
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right.
11:09From now until the HSC, I'm literally spending every spare minute studying.
11:13I don't need any dumb distractions.
11:16And neither do you.
11:18This is our future, Hobbs.
11:29Darius then organized the Persian Empire into 20 provinces.
11:32Or satrapies.
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kindy.
11:39Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper.
11:40Except Harper's not a massive deal though.
11:44Sometimes you just mates with someone because you have a shared past.
11:47Doesn't mean they're going to be in your future.
11:49Brutal.
11:50People change.
11:51Go down different tracks.
11:53That's not me and Hobbs.
11:54We're going to terrorize nursing homes together.
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already.
12:04I would have sexed you to death.
12:06Worse ways to go out.
12:08Like being assassinated by Anna Banis and his eunuch.
12:11I see what you did there.
12:13Gotta keep on track.
12:15Well, what would I do without you?
12:18Alright.
12:19What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:22Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in, um,
12:26330 BC.
12:29That was really good.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Now take off your cardigan.
12:35It's...
12:35It's really cold.
12:38No, it's freezing.
12:38Take off your cardigan.
12:39Off.
12:41Baby.
12:41I'm not going to ask again.
12:46Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once.
12:49Oh my...
12:50What by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair.
12:53You've got a Tudor.
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes.
12:57Give them here.
13:01Persian Empire.
13:04Pompeii.
13:10Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:24What else are you hiding?
13:34What else are you hiding?
13:37The Forbidden City.
13:41It's a grubby tactic.
13:45It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um...
13:49changed you.
14:01I mean...
14:03Gotta keep on track.
14:38Oh, Principal McMahon, um, we all really appreciate, uh, you taking the time to see us today. Our students were
14:47very insistent.
14:48No problem.
14:49This is our Year 12 Captain Sharma, his Vice Johnson.
14:53I've asked them to join the meeting, considering the nature of it.
14:56Now, let me get this straight.
15:00Naked boys in Balaclava's stormed Hartley High yesterday. And you think the boys are from this school?
15:08We know they are, sir.
15:09At this stage, that is a theory, yes.
15:12On what basis?
15:13Well, I think it's fair to say that there has been rivalry with our students and our schools.
15:19In the past, perhaps, this particular cohort has been very collegiate.
15:24They stole the head of our mascot.
15:26The chicken costume?
15:29It's an ibis.
15:31And it's an important symbol of our school.
15:34I'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts and get them to return it promptly.
15:38The logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky.
15:41There are 112 graduating seniors, most of whom are not regularly on campus.
15:46I can identify one of the streakers. He's standing right next to you.
15:51Sebastian?
15:52That's not true, sir.
15:55I thought you said the boys were wearing Balaclavas?
15:57Well, yes, but you can see the bruising on his neck. That's where Harper tackled him.
16:01Uh, one of the year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits.
16:06Sir, I wasn't there, and I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what they're talking about.
16:12Sebastian, how did you get that bruise on your neck?
16:14Spear tackle rugby game got a bit spirited.
16:16Oh, oh, oh.
16:17Mm-hmm.
16:19Oh, bullshit.
16:20Okay, Sasha, please.
16:21I was two inches away from your penis, and I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ballsack, and
16:27I will happily ID it.
16:29Okay, well, clearly we can't do that.
16:31Go on, show us your dick.
16:32Enough!
16:33This meeting is over.
16:39Sasha, please sit down.
16:42Well, that went well.
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:59Oh, what a dreamboat.
17:00Rack off, creeper.
17:01Who is he?
17:02Just an old friend.
17:03Boyfriend.
17:04Briefly.
17:05Oi, Noah.
17:06Yo.
17:07Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex.
17:09Another car.
17:10Harper mentioned him yesterday, and I was just curious as to what he was up to. Don't read into it.
17:17Cool.
17:18Well, good.
17:19Let's go hit the showers, and then I'll see you after.
17:21Okay.
17:21Talk to you soon.
17:22Love you.
17:23Love you.
17:25You are on a roll.
17:27Hmm?
17:27Stirring shit, stealing heads.
17:30Look, you've had your fun.
17:32When are you gonna give it back?
17:33I don't have it.
17:34Not anymore.
17:35Where is it?
17:36In a place where you'll never be able to get it.
17:38I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door.
17:41Well, it's a good deal.
17:56Piece of shit.
17:58How do we break it to Quinny?
18:01We don't.
18:02We go and get it back.
18:04The whole point of him leaving it there was so he couldn't.
18:07Well, there's gotta be a way.
18:08You're the one with the inn.
18:09I'm not exploiting my relationship like that, Harper.
18:12So we just lie down and take it?
18:15So you're choosing Noah over me?
18:18Why are you so cut?
18:19Seb's always doing cooked shit like this.
18:21How is this time any different?
18:26I...
18:29I bombed the trials.
18:31What? How bad were your marks?
18:34Bad enough that I'm probably not getting into uni.
18:39It's okay. It's okay, okay?
18:41We've still got coursework and the HSC.
18:44Trials only count for 40%.
18:45We can save the plan.
18:48I'm not the only person I'd ever admit this to.
18:52But maybe I'm just not smart enough.
18:55Oh, piss off. You are the smartest person I know, okay?
18:59Seriously, you're just working two jobs
19:01and you've got so much on your plate, you know?
19:03That's never gonna change, Emery.
19:06I have to support myself.
19:10Maybe...
19:12Maybe Seb's right about me.
19:15Don't you dare say that.
19:17Seb knows nothing.
19:18Fuck that guy, okay?
19:20Okay?
19:27Wait here.
19:30Come on.
19:32What's up?
19:37Come on.
19:38You cleaned the coffee, come on.
19:40Come on.
19:41Come on.
19:43Come on.
19:45You all must be in line.
19:46It's okay.
19:46Come on.
19:46Woo.
19:46Go on.
19:47You wheels a little bit.
19:48I'm slight.
19:49You're a little bit too.
19:53You're a little bit wrong.
20:21A head for a head.
20:23Okay.
20:23I love you, Matt, bitch.
20:24They left our Ibis at the art club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere
20:28they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Centrelink.
20:31Okay, Matt, a third court.
20:32Guys, no.
20:33We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large, and we need to do it tonight.
20:37Oh, I can't.
20:38I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God, Arps.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:45We could hang up from a ride.
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell, yeah, all right.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the Adelaide.
20:57This one's, uh, not worth the risk.
20:59At least I don't think about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02Got to be a way to Trojan horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually.
21:05Still.
21:06We could totally...
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, no running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan
21:15for the Ibis head, and when...
21:16Oh, and we'd maybe still have it
21:18if you'd shut your hole in the Bruno's meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out he was a Carthusian monk
21:27who was never formally canonised.
21:30Like, there's got to be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're gonna cancel a dead saint?
21:35Well, yeah, it's perfect.
21:37We hack into the St. Bruno School website
21:39so when people go there...
21:40Boom!
21:40Up comes a picture of Bruno
21:42covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:49Right.
21:50You know what, Sash?
21:51That's, like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah.
22:05Sick idea, Sash.
22:06Great idea.
22:07Yeah, actually, it's a matter.
22:08It's brilliant.
22:08Yeah, so good.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so.
22:11So, um...
22:13Great, team.
22:14I'll get started on the research.
22:16Hey, you're good to work, girl, boss.
22:18We love you, vice-captain.
22:20All right, I'll plan sheets all over that.
22:22So, I'll iron out the details
22:23and I'll see you there at 5pm tonight.
22:24Got it?
22:25Hell yeah.
22:26Hell yeah.
22:28It was an average egg
22:30who said,
22:32just one more time.
22:35One more climb!
22:40One last...
22:40One last...
22:42Hi.
22:44Hi.
22:46But that final step
22:50would be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses
22:57and all the king's men
22:59couldn't put my son together again!
23:05This is bad.
23:06I need to impress
23:06the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase
23:09is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club,
23:12you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:14I'm just trying to lean
23:15into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks.
23:18You know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:24You both know it's not me.
23:26Curse!
23:27Curse on both your houses!
23:29Oh!
23:34Macbeth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what other writing?
23:39Um...
23:40Uh...
23:41Ants found this website open
23:43on the library computers.
23:46That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:49Okay.
23:50Erotic fiction.
23:50Miss, called Velvet Thrones
23:52if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, David.
23:54Ant went full missionary.
23:55Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:57Everyone.
23:58Even the year sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not,
24:04but it feels so good
24:06to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm gonna pretend
24:11I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I heard it's
24:16actually really
24:17good.
24:18Have you, um...
24:20Have you read it?
24:20No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of like a
24:22VR headset, moisturizer kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:43Noah?
24:46Hi, Marie.
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49You didn't say you were gonna come over.
24:50Oh, yeah, um...
24:52I left my charger,
24:54but, um, I can't stay.
24:55Harper's had a heap of shit day,
24:56so I need to...
25:00What is that?
25:03Why is your hair wet?
25:05And...
25:05Why do you smell like salt
25:07and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the yoke club.
25:11You got the head.
25:13I just know how much
25:15it means to Quinny,
25:16so I, uh...
25:17Noah.
25:19Don't thank me yet, though.
25:20Um...
25:21Strong winds overnight.
25:22Head fell off the bow
25:22into the water.
25:23Got swept onto the rocks.
25:25A crab made a home
25:26in its left eye socket,
25:26and then, um...
25:29The seagulls came.
25:33Oh, Jesus!
25:35Well, we could just
25:35clean it up.
25:36Yeah, I really didn't
25:37want to tell you this,
25:38Quinny, but, um...
25:40Seb took a shit in it.
25:44Seb is an animal.
25:46Which is why
25:47this mug
25:50needs to get it extra good.
25:59I want to meet Penetrator.
26:02That is not it.
26:04I wonder what he penetrates.
26:05Hearts, minds, souls.
26:08Well, probably vaginas.
26:11Oh, Jesus!
26:13Bloody wristbands.
26:14Who needs blood splatter there?
26:15At this rate,
26:16I'll never be able
26:16to mess again.
26:18Guys, I was supposed
26:19to open my store
26:1915 minutes ago.
26:20Come find me, yeah?
26:21Okay, thanks, babe.
26:22I'll see you.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:33Hey!
26:48It's Malachi.
26:50Remember?
26:50Yeah.
26:51The guy who doesn't do goodbyes.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Um, I hope it's okay.
27:00I came, just...
27:01Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning.
27:06We just...
27:07We wanted to hang out.
27:13Um...
27:13What are you doing back?
27:15Uh, her dad.
27:16He finished up his contract.
27:18So,
27:18mum and I have just come
27:19to help pack up the house.
27:21Malachi, come on!
27:23Hurry up!
27:26Oh, uh,
27:26I hate to cut short
27:27this beautiful reunion,
27:28but unlimited rides, people!
27:32Sorry.
27:33Off the band,
27:33back together!
27:34Never leave us again, Malachi.
27:37Did you, um,
27:38did you know him?
27:40Uh, you know...
27:42I mean,
27:44Malachi did post a story
27:45of him boarding a plane in Dubai,
27:46so I knew that he was
27:47in the approximate
27:47geographical location.
27:48What?
27:49I was stalking his socials
27:50this morning.
27:50I didn't see that story.
27:51Oh, no, baby,
27:51it was just close friends.
27:52Which I am right
27:53the second learning
27:54you are one of.
27:55Look, it's a lot to unpack,
27:57but you need to
27:58remain focused
27:59on why we're here.
28:00No, you're right.
28:01Okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:03Until go time,
28:04we just need to blend in,
28:05like regular teens
28:06enjoying a wholesome
28:07day out at the con.
28:09Period.
28:15Shaked out
28:16like tea
28:17second night
28:23Cool kids
28:25Oh, yeah.
28:28Oh, yeah.
28:29Oh, yeah.
28:30Like what
28:31right up
28:32off the street
28:34you and I
28:38Don't even
28:40here
28:41to shake
28:43these
28:44in the blue
28:45And we
28:47don't know
28:49where our
28:51bones
28:52to rest
28:53to dance
28:55and dance
28:57God
28:58in
28:59hands
28:59up
29:00to
29:01help
29:02to
29:06grow
29:07As you see
29:09there's no one around
29:15order up
29:17Thank you
29:18You really are a witch
29:20You just uttered his name
29:21and he was like
29:22full on
29:23summit
29:24Sorry, that must have been
29:25to shock you, okay?
29:27I am now
29:28near the pond
29:29not the fish
29:30moved on
29:31My life is
29:32spectacular
29:35More importantly
29:36how are you
29:36feeling?
29:37Hmm
29:39Hey
29:40We're gonna get you
29:41through hops
29:42Don't forget
29:43showcase
29:43That'll make up
29:44for heaps
29:44of lost marks
29:46I'm sorry
29:46It will
29:48I'm covered
29:49with brakes
29:49You wanna take yours now?
29:51Uh, thanks
29:52I don't need one
29:53Not even to eat?
29:54My mate
29:55will get me something
29:56Does your mate
29:57have a name?
29:59Amory
30:00Amory
30:01I thought it was
30:02gonna be beautiful
30:04Chill, Liam
30:05She's also got a
30:06really hot rich boyfriend
30:06so don't waste your tickets
30:08Oi
30:09Chase Gurdon
30:10your own time
30:12Have another drink
30:13Clancy
30:13Whoa
30:15Way to speak
30:16to your boss
30:16No, my mum's the boss
30:17He's just the mongrel
30:18that she's shacked up with
30:21Let me know
30:21if you change your mind
30:22yeah?
30:26Lock up
30:26your
30:27daughter
30:28Hey Chase
30:29get on your own time
30:30yeah
30:30Ha ha
30:31Ha ha
30:33Hello
30:34Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
30:41Ha ha
30:41Oh ho ho ho ho ho
30:53Ah, can we just?
30:55All right.
30:59What's going on with-
31:01You're really tough way across the world and I had to hear it for Lucy.
31:04I know, it was a messed up time.
31:07At the very least, you could have said goodbye.
31:12How's that, boy?
31:14You ignored my letter?
31:16I never got a letter.
31:19You didn't?
31:21I'm a mala guy.
31:24To be honest, it seems like a pretty convenient excuse for you to pull out now.
31:28No.
31:28I can be a dickhead, sure, but I'm not a liar.
31:33No, I slipped it into your locker the day of formal.
31:39That whole pot of the school burnt to the ground.
32:03You're tragic.
32:05You going on this alone?
32:07Yeah, I'm not.
32:10You're coming with me.
32:25Oh my God, this is so lame.
32:31You're scared.
32:33I'm not.
32:38You know, laughter is a stress response to fear.
32:41Okay, I'm literally about to study psychology.
32:44I think I can psychoanalyse myself.
32:46I'm not scared.
32:47Oh!
32:49I'm shooting myself!
32:51Ah!
32:57Oh!
33:03I don't think this is part of the ride.
33:09must have just missed the sweet spot there big man sorry about that better luck next time hey
33:14all right three tickets three chances to win here on that chest there hercules yeah step up and prove
33:21it i think i got it from here you wish all right five bucks as i can tell yeah easy
33:28uh are you
33:29forgetting something i'm an athlete i'll make you piss oh the language of love want to learn
33:34don't check you wish father of my babies
33:40what sorry yeah all right give me that thank you
33:46i've paid for that
34:01what prize do you want quinnie
34:05toppy hands
34:07toppy hands i have a toppy hand i have a slumpy hand
34:10all yours darling
34:11thank you
34:12thank you
34:13thank you
34:23i actually would have picked you for studying inside yeah i guess i've always been into watching
34:31people you know trying to understand why they do the things they do and after all the row and stuff
34:38i had to see a counsellor so you know that really helped me thought i'd like to help people in
34:44that way too
34:48i'm really sorry about what happened
34:52what rowan did it wasn't your fault all mine and even though it was an awful experience
34:59it's brought some really positive change into my life like meeting noah oh your boyfriend
35:06you know missy keeps me updated so how long is it about a year yeah um after the fire saint
35:22bruno's invited us to use their campus like their oval art rooms sort of he's a private school boy yeah
35:30but like the least awful
35:32that's the one no he's the best honest dependable loyal
35:38that sounds like you're describing a dog
35:41well dogs can't hold tents so no risker than writing letters
35:50so um
35:52not that it really matters much now but
35:55what did you write me
36:01not that it was everything i was too afraid to say to you in person
36:14like what
36:17yeah
36:23that i just
36:25oh
36:29hi liam
36:31amoree
36:31so sorry to interrupt
36:33this
36:34the little timmy in the car ahead puked up a
36:38sorry you just
36:41puked up a daggy doggle over dracula
36:43yeah
36:44sorry just to the exit eh
36:50what
36:50what
36:51yeah
36:57buddy
37:00sasha
37:00what are you doing here
37:02oh my parents forced me to come and herd my feral brothers
37:09hey i'm sorry about stopping in that meeting before i
37:13i should have just let you handle it
37:16it's okay
37:19hey wiz what are you doing here
37:23what
37:24oh my family hands
37:26water water water water water
37:31sashi sashi look what i got
37:34and i told you not to spend all of your money on that get here we're going home
37:39hey that's unfair
37:39mom said it wasn't right
37:45it's time to mobilize operation head job is a goal
37:47time was closing in 30 minutes
37:50it's go time
37:59you heading off
38:00i thought i'd stick around actually
38:02i need a ride
38:04so
38:06did mr tell you the full plan
38:08to get revenge on those rich bruno wankers
38:10okay so you know you'll be waiting for that ride for like a while
38:17unless i wait with you guys
38:21a lot of bodies
38:22little chalk
38:25but if you want to get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours be my guest
38:37i don't know
38:40i don't know
38:56i don't know
38:59i don't know
39:37i don't know
39:42i don't know
39:43i'll get the mannequin up there
39:44great
39:46it's a 20 frog mouth
39:48nightmare fuel is what that is
39:50jeez
39:53it's alright i'm good
39:56it's alright
39:56i'll get it
39:57i've got this baby
39:59ah
39:59jeez
40:00nope
40:01nope
40:01cannot do it
40:03aww
40:03no cool dude
40:04it's like a legit phobia
40:06you're a legit pussy dude
40:08i'll fucking say that again
40:09okay there cannot be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks please please settle down
40:13babe babe
40:13it's okay
40:16settle
40:17settle
40:19i'm bored
40:20oh
40:21oh okay
40:21don't forget
40:24this
40:25alright
40:26uh grab the rope
40:27harps
40:27i'm just gonna keep lookout or whatever
40:29yeah missy can you actually go do the same
40:32this is our horror film stop
40:33and you know what to do buddy
40:35do you know what to do
40:36um and you two
40:37i really need to have a wee
40:38impeccable timing seriously
40:40go find a bush
40:42okay
40:42go with
40:43coming queenies
40:49thank you
40:55come on
40:56go
40:56okay
40:57can you help me with it
40:59hey
40:59oh
41:00jeez
41:01god
41:03stop it
41:04hold us up
41:05okay
41:07hurry up
41:08hurry up
41:09hold it
41:10hold it
41:10yeah i've got it
41:11oh my god
41:15there we go
41:17there we go
41:17oh bruno
41:18brinny
41:21suck it
41:36what's going on
41:37what's happening
41:37i don't know
41:38let's learn now
41:42malachi
41:43just leave it
41:44no
41:44go
41:44no
41:44stop
41:50come on
41:51car
41:57come on
41:58i can't
42:02come in you little prick
42:06come back in you little shit
42:08Hey!
42:11Hey!
42:13Come back here!
42:38It's time I'm on the radio
42:42I'm going to go, go, go, go, go.
42:43La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
42:46For some of us, for some of us, yeah.
42:50I'm going to go, go, go, go, go.
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