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Dog Park - Season 1 - Episode 01: You And Me And The Dog Makes Three
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00:27It's not my fault
00:30It's just how I came to be
00:32And now I'm old
00:34It's all crashing down on me
00:36I'm tired, expired with all that I've been
00:44I'm a steaming camera
00:46Oh, it's so good
00:49Oh, it's so good
00:50Oh, it's so good
00:51It's so good
00:53No
00:54Oh
00:55Did you see me?
00:57Did you see me?
00:58Did you see me?
01:00Oh, okay, hang on by this side
01:03Yep
01:07Okay
01:09Yes
01:11You want a final, uh, decent coffee before you go?
01:14Yeah
01:16Um, so
01:18Roland
01:21Can't go to the park without Beatty
01:23Oh, yeah, no, I can
01:24I can't run with a dog
01:26Tell that to her
01:27No
01:27No, look at our dog
01:29And tell her you can't jog with her
01:31No, I can't
01:31I'm making you a coffee
01:32If you don't take her when you go jogging
01:34When's she gonna get her walk?
01:35I'll take her after work
01:36No, you won't
01:36No, I won't
01:36I'll take her
01:37Oh, thank you, darling
01:39That's, that's lovely
01:40She won't
01:42And you're great
01:43And you're the adult
01:43She's way more grown up
01:45Please
01:46Running is a single person's pursuit
01:48Okay, like
01:49The whole point
01:50The whole point
01:51To be agreeing to these four weeks
01:52Is to be me
01:53And do all the things that I do
01:54Well, I'm not sleeping in my socks
01:56And I'm not yelling at quiz shows
01:58And I'm
01:59What?
01:59Oh, it's just so specific
02:01What you hate about me
02:03I don't hate anything about you
02:05I was joking
02:06I don't see me laughing
02:07Well, that's on you
02:09You're a sad person
02:10And I feel sorry for you
02:11Maybe give me something to laugh about
02:12Your face
02:14Sorry
02:18I'll walk her, I promise
02:20Thank you
02:23Oh, that's my car
02:26Oh, my God
02:27I can't do this
02:29You can't
02:29I'm going to miss you
02:31So, so, so, so
02:32I don't even know
02:33Just your boss
02:35All right, let's see
02:35Can you grab that?
02:36I'll take the big one
02:37Yeah, here, cool
02:37I might take some of your toast
02:39Have you got the toast
02:40Can I have some of your toast?
02:41What, you don't like the toast?
02:42No, I'm just going to miss you so much
02:43I'm going to hold on to toast
02:44The whole time
02:48I'll miss you so much
03:00Well, I've been looking around
03:07With some kind of feeling
03:08Some kind of sensation
03:11And you know
03:12I can feel it all inside
03:15I don't care where you've been
03:17And I don't care to see
03:18What you're saying
03:19Don't you know
03:20I will be dying
03:24To be by your side
03:28Oh, don't go now
03:50Fuck's sake
03:59Excuse me
04:00Excuse me
04:02Is this your dog?
04:04Um, yes
04:04He's just done a poop
04:06Are you sure it was her?
04:07Yes
04:08I watched the whole thing come out
04:10Do you have a poop bag?
04:12Uh, no
04:14It's poop
04:15Not poop
04:16You've got one, dear
04:17Thanks
04:23How old are you, little man?
04:25I don't know
04:26You're a little lady
04:27Did your daddy forget to put your lead on?
04:31Does daddy know that this isn't an off-leash area?
04:34Daddy didn't see any signs
04:36There are signs
04:37And plus, there's a ranger today
04:39So
04:40Just a neighbourly warning
04:42Okay, well thank you so much
04:43You really
04:44Really made a difference
04:46Uh, thanks
04:48Come on
04:49Oh, by the way
04:50It's, uh, and or plus
04:52There's no point saying
04:54Both of them
04:55Because they mean the same thing
05:01Come on
05:02This way
05:03No, there we go
05:13You know
05:16Now
05:44It's not the same book.
05:47I don't...
05:50I don't know how to answer that.
05:54So how's your more interesting significant author?
05:58Dead, actually. She died.
06:00That's terrible news.
06:01Yeah, so maybe just let me grieve.
06:04Maybe we could grieve together over dinner.
06:07Just you and me.
06:20Here lies Odette. A beloved mother. A business guru.
06:25A brilliant, beloved hair designer who worked with the best stylists around the world and donated half her fortune to
06:33the poor.
06:34She's survived by her three adoring children, Flight, Sabre and Willow.
06:40Great. It's a big gravestone.
06:44It's pretty huge, I guess.
06:46Am I going to get marked on this?
06:48No.
06:49Why did you make me write it?
06:51Uh, well, it...
06:53How did it feel to write it?
06:55Weird.
06:57But, uh, did it help clarify how...
06:59It was just weird.
07:00My marks are good.
07:03I'm probably going to be in the top 5%, not bragging, just...
07:06And, uh, did you hear back from that contact I sent you?
07:09Got an interview next week. Bam!
07:12Great.
07:13Which I'm deeply thankful for.
07:16Great!
07:17Well, sounds like you don't need me anymore.
07:27Is there...
07:29Something else you want to talk about?
07:31I guess I just...
07:33Want to know if I'm doing the right thing.
07:38Right, you mean...
07:39I mean...
07:40I'm a people person.
07:42I really need to be around people.
07:46Uh, and...
07:48I guess I woke up in a...
07:51A panic...
07:52Last night...
07:54About being stuck in the basement and...
07:57Never seeing anyone.
07:58Right, yeah.
07:59Well...
08:00It's probably not going to happen.
08:01I mean, I love everything about my course.
08:06Archival is me.
08:09Professionally.
08:10But...
08:11Is it me...
08:14Socially?
08:15I guess is my question.
08:18Like, being a people person and all.
08:24What is it about people that you like?
08:38Actually.
08:39Sorry.
08:40Sorry.
08:42Sorry.
08:57Do you know if these are gluten-free?
08:59Um, I don't think so, but they're really good.
09:03Sorry, no problem.
09:05Take your time.
09:18Where is it?
09:24Just me.
09:28Good, thanks.
09:29Great.
09:30How was yours?
10:43Mia, Mia.
10:44Oh my God, Dad, what the fucking freak?
10:46Have you seen the dog?
10:47Yes.
10:47Where?
10:48Oh, I don't know, it takes Mum.
10:50No, no, no, just, just, where is it?
10:51Oh my God, get out of my room.
10:54It's so fucking annoying.
10:55I don't know.
10:57Shh.
11:02Shh.
11:05Shh.
11:06Hmm.
11:08Hmm.
11:09Hmm.
11:33Good girl.
11:36Good girl.
11:38Oh, let's go get it.
11:40Good girl.
11:42Bring it back.
11:44Good girl.
11:45Good girl.
11:49Ready?
11:51Woo!
11:54Come here.
11:55Hey!
11:57What are you doing to my dog?
11:59That's my dog, Zoe, the silly white one.
12:00No, that's my dog. That's Speedy. Well, I'm responsible for it.
12:03Oh my God, you're Roland.
12:04How do you know that?
12:05I'm Samantha.
12:07That doesn't mean anything to me.
12:08It's Roland!
12:11This is Jonas.
12:13I'm not doing this.
12:14You lost your wife now, your dog.
12:17How does Apple bother you?
12:19I've known her for years.
12:19This is Andrew.
12:20Can we not do introductions? I'm not staying.
12:23You're very highly drunk.
12:24You're dehydrated. Stick your tongue out.
12:29Are you a beer or wine kind of guy, Roland?
12:31I think it's just confused.
12:33No, I'm not confused. I'm just rude.
12:34No, I'm not rude.
12:35I did sort of steal your dog.
12:37You're not feeling the life.
12:38You did?
12:39She did.
12:40Wait.
12:41You came to my house and you stole my dog.
12:44Emma texted me and asked me to me because she needs a regular friend.
12:46Emma texted you?
12:47Yeah, she needs to be with her friends.
12:48What's weird about Emma texting me?
12:49Dogs don't have friends.
12:50Ah, yes they do, babe.
12:51Whose dog is this?
12:53Oh, well no, that's Marty.
12:56I think Beedie's more Emma's dog.
12:59That's true, but Emma's not here, is she?
13:00So it was us.
13:01Beedie, could you calm down?
13:02You're upsetting the baby.
13:04I'm not upsetting the baby.
13:05Yeah!
13:05Inside voices.
13:06Inside voices.
13:07Are you going to come here every night?
13:09No, I'm not coming every night.
13:10You guys are freezing.
13:11It's freezing.
13:12So I have a drink, mate?
13:13No, I'm fine.
13:13Thank you, thank you.
13:14I'm just...
13:14Rude!
13:15I'm not rude!
13:16I'm hungry.
13:17I can drop Beedie back if you need to be alone.
13:19No, it's fine.
13:20Thank you so much.
13:21Dogs are calm.
13:23Are you able to be calm?
13:25I was calm?
13:26Sorry, I'm...
13:27Thank you so much.
13:28I'm sorry.
13:29I'm just a little...
13:30Because the dog went away.
13:31You know, we're here mornings too, if that suits you better.
13:33Oh, I'm not...
13:34Yeah, no, thanks, yes.
13:35I really adores you.
13:37Do you want Muppet and I to walk with you?
13:38Uh, Muppet and me?
13:39No, thank you.
13:40No, thanks.
13:41That's fine.
13:41Come on.
13:43Judy.
13:52Hi!
13:53Hey!
13:55Did you know she was at the park?
13:57Who?
13:57The dog.
13:58Did you know the dog was at the park?
13:59Yeah, Sam took it.
14:02Yep.
14:03What?
14:05Well...
14:05Doesn't matter.
14:13Hi.
14:14Uh, hey.
14:15Can you talk?
14:16Yeah.
14:16Yeah.
14:16Yeah.
14:17Just...
14:18Yeah.
14:19Uh, everything's fine.
14:20Did you ask some annoying woman to steal the dog?
14:26Yeah.
14:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, Roland.
14:28You got me there.
14:29Um, I just...
14:30I did that for a laugh.
14:32That's Sam.
14:33She's like, basically Bitty's auntie.
14:35Well, okay.
14:36Well, no.
14:37She's human, so she's not Bitty's auntie.
14:39Could you tell her to stop?
14:40No.
14:40Well, we just thought it would be easier since, you know...
14:43God, I feel like I'm being masticated here, Emma.
14:45Yeah, well, you do bring me a breakfast roll.
14:46Yeah, no.
14:47You're right.
14:47I'm sorry.
14:48Yes, you're right.
14:49So, can you just tell her I don't need help?
14:51Yeah.
14:52Sure.
14:53Sure.
14:54Just as long as you take Bitty to the park.
14:56I will.
14:56I said I will.
14:57And I will.
14:58To her park?
14:59No.
14:59No.
15:00Not to the people park.
15:02To running.
15:03Why?
15:04Because I don't do chat.
15:07You do chat.
15:08But you left and now I've got the dog.
15:11The dog I didn't want in the first place, by the way.
15:13But anyway, I've got full custody.
15:14So now I'll organise the walk schedule and you just go off and, you know...
15:19Mm-hmm.
15:23Anyway, I've got to cook dinner.
15:26Okay.
15:28Should we talk later tonight?
15:30Yeah, sure.
15:31Oh, no.
15:31Sorry, I'll be drunk by then.
15:33Right.
15:35But yeah, let's find a window.
15:38Okay.
15:39Okay.
15:40Maybe next time you're hungry or something.
15:42Okay.
15:43Yep.
15:43Good chat.
15:44Okay.
15:44Yep.
15:45Bye.
15:49You know she left because of you.
15:52She hates you.
15:54Like, really, really hates you.
16:01Oh, shit.
16:03Oh, fuck.
16:05Oh, fuck.
16:06Are you kidding me?
16:08Okay.
16:17Okay.
16:20Okay.
16:30Okay.
16:32Okay.
16:59It's not meant to be depressing, it's meant to be depressing, it's meant to be
17:04inspiring you.
17:06Writing my gravestones inspire me.
17:08Yeah, you're breaking up there.
17:11Well, yeah, see it's all about focusing your- what you want to do with your life and focus
17:17on what's important to you.
17:19You know.
17:19Sorry.
17:19Hang on a sec.
17:21You know like, we're only here once kind of thing.
17:27Why don't I do mine just to show you what I mean.
17:31Sounds okay.
17:32No, here lies Roland, a committed father and husband who, sorry, hang on a sec, I'm far out.
17:40In or out, which one?
17:44A committed father and husband who loved running and loved helping young people at the start of their careers.
17:53Cravestones aren't that long.
17:55No, they're not, Carla, they're not, but this is just an exercise.
17:59Well, I don't want to do it.
18:02Okay.
18:04That's okay.
18:05That's fine.
18:06It's not for everyone.
18:10I'll find, well, sorry, just the dog again is just driving me crazy.
18:16There you go.
18:17Out you go.
18:18Staying out this time.
18:23What can we do?
18:24So there's another way of focusing.
18:28Oh my God, I'm so sorry, Carla.
18:30I'll, I'll come back.
18:34What can we do?
18:35Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
18:44Oh my God.
19:03Shush. Shush. Yes. Yes, I can hear it. Knocking. Amazing.
19:09Shush. Shush. I know. I know. Yes. Someone's at the door.
19:13Hi, Rowan.
19:14Hello?
19:15Samantha. Oh, you left her at your lead, so I just thought I'd drop it off.
19:18And then I thought, since I'm here, why don't I see if Beanie wants to come to the park?
19:21Oh. It's just Muffet and I, me, uh, we, anyway, us, uh, we're going for the evening session
19:26and... No, thanks. No.
19:27It's just you seem busy and I'm fully taped, that's all.
19:29Yeah, I am. Well supported, so.
19:31Yes? So, is that a no?
19:33I'm just trying to be nice. That's what I'm trying to do. Yeah.
19:36It does seem hard for you.
19:39Emma seems to think I need help working with us.
19:41It's not that. I'm sure you're capable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:43Yeah, I mean... Whoops, hello.
19:45You know, we're Emma and Beanie's park family. That's all.
19:48And, uh, it's now we're yours.
19:49Oh, no, thank you. I mean, but, you know, she'll be back in a few weeks and everything will be
19:55back.
19:55Yeah, I know. Well, I mean, unless the funding.
19:57Unless what? Isn't there a chance it's bugging?
20:01Longer?
20:04Oh.
20:06Because of the, uh...
20:08I mean, if she gets the...
20:12Funding.
20:13Yeah.
20:15Yes. I forgot about that.
20:17Maybe that's wrong. Maybe I was thinking...
20:19No, no, that's... Yeah, no, that's right.
20:21Anyway, sorry, I shouldn't...
20:22No, no, don't be sorry. It's fine. Um...
20:25No.
20:26It's all good.
20:27Thanks. I'll see you at the park.
20:29Yes.
20:29Probably not, actually.
20:30But anyway.
20:31Oh, leave.
20:32Yes.
20:37Okay.
20:39I'm in Northern Chile and I'd like to see something big.
20:45So big, I spotted it easily from my plane...
20:48Hi.
20:49Hey, can you talk dates?
20:51Um...
20:52Yep.
20:52Hang on.
20:54Uh...
20:55Okay, yep.
20:56So you get back when?
21:00Well...
21:01Actually, I'm not sure.
21:04Not sure?
21:05Meaning...
21:06Meaning they want me to apply for more funding.
21:10And then if I'm successful,
21:13it would mean staying for another four weeks.
21:18So a month?
21:19They're pretty, pretty...
21:20Yeah, or more, yeah.
21:21Or more than a month?
21:22Which is very exciting.
21:24So more...
21:24Hey, Roland, this is a huge project for me.
21:26I'll finally get the opportunity to be...
21:27You're fine.
21:28Oh, sorry, I didn't realise I was holding you back.
21:30They...
21:30What?
21:32Sorry.
21:32So is it longer than...
21:33Is it longer than a month?
21:34Two months?
21:35Okay, longer, maybe.
21:37Longer.
21:37You know, some husbands would be proud if their partners were doing this.
21:41Does Mia know?
21:43Of course not.
21:45I'll talk to her if we decide this.
21:46It does affect her, you know, like...
21:48No shit, Roland.
21:48I know that it affects her.
21:50I'm just worried...
21:51I'm just worried she thinks...
21:54She thinks what?
21:58She thinks what?
21:59You know, that...
21:59She thinks that you and...
22:01You and my...
22:01You and I...
22:06Are, um...
22:07She's not a kid, Roland.
22:09I think she knows that we're not...
22:11You know, that we...
22:13Anyway, you work out where you're at, because I have no idea...
22:16Roland...
22:16You know, then when you do, we can, um...
22:19Take it from there, because...
22:20Okay.
22:20Yeah, okay.
22:20You know what?
22:21I don't want to talk to you when you're drinking.
22:22Oh, okay.
22:23It's my first one, Emma.
22:24So, wow.
22:25Wow.
22:26Okay.
22:27Fuck.
22:30No, it just, um...
22:33Sounds like you're...
22:34Not coming back.
22:35Is that crazy?
22:36Am I crazy?
22:36It sounds like you're not coming back.
22:37Sounds a bit separation-y.
22:39But let's just brush that under the carpet, because that's what we do.
22:43I should send you over there.
22:44You want to go over there?
22:46There's coyotes.
22:49You'd be delicious.
23:01See ya, Dad.
23:02I'm off to basketball, and then I'm on a stay the night at Yuki's.
23:06Dad.
23:08Yes.
23:09Have fun.
23:10Good luck.
23:11Good luck.
23:12Thanks.
23:27Good luck.
23:30Just you and your favourite monkey hay dog.
23:50Move, move, move, move, move.
23:51Oh, fuck.
23:57Oh, fuck.
24:06No.
24:12No.
24:18I'm kidding.
24:19I'm kidding.
24:26What?
24:35Fuck.
24:36Do you know what?
24:37You want to go?
24:38Let's go find her.
24:39You're free.
24:40Go.
24:41Come on.
24:42You miss her so much, let's go find her.
24:45Here you go.
24:46Okay?
24:47There.
24:48Go find her.
24:49You're free.
24:50You're free.
24:54Go on.
25:20Oh, fuck.
25:26Oh, fuck.
25:30Oh, fuck.
25:31Fuck.
25:35BD?
25:38BD?
25:41Oh, fuck.
25:44Oh, fuck.
25:48Hey, oh, good girl.
25:53Come here, baby, come on.
25:55Oh, yeah.
26:22Hey, baby, sit for me, come on.
26:37Hey, baby, sit for me, come on.
26:42Hey, baby, sit for me, I met you, I met you, I met you, I met you, I met you,
26:59I met you.
27:00Thought that God had filled me, thought my prayers were useless, thought that he would
27:05never give the chance for me to praise him, thought the book was written.
27:09If you enjoyed that, you big softie, this is what happens next.
27:13The glass is very much half full for you, isn't it?
27:16It is the better half.
27:17It's a shame we can't be more like them, isn't it?
27:19I'm happy with a handshake.
27:20Show me happy.
27:21You look so sad and lonely.
27:23Are you talking to yourself or to dinner?
27:25Why don't you get some friends?
27:27Mum says you never reach out.
27:32No, I'm not doing that.
27:34No, man.
27:37Party Marti's having a party.
27:39You're coming, Roland.
27:39Oh, God, no.
27:41I mean, nothing personal.
27:42I wouldn't get at my own birthday party.
27:43Right, okay.
27:45The only reason you're tracking the dog is to make sure I'm walking her.
27:49God, you're awful.
27:52What?
27:53Oh.
27:54See you in the morning?
27:55Yeah.
27:56Hopefully the world ends before then.
27:58Oh, God.
27:59Oh, God.
28:01Oh, God.
28:03Oh, God.
28:03Oh, God.
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