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Love Overboard - Season 1 - Episode 08: Not So Smooth Sailing
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00:02Previously on Love Overboard, our couples faced a game-changing test when the exiles returned
00:10to politely confront them. And you're literally as fucking low-class like as they come. You are
00:15one of the most egotistical men I've ever met in my life. Thanks for like halfway half-ass telling
00:22me what happened. Very manly of you. After our shipmates were tested and some interesting new
00:28alliances were formed, I dropped a nuclear bomb. Four couples will be walking the plank today.
00:36And now our shipmates must decide which couples will stay and which couples will go overboard.
00:43I think you should be scared to a degree, David. You're not a trustworthy person. This is the
00:49climax we've been waiting for. So hold on tight and try not to scream. This is Love Overboard.
01:05Now it's time to fight for your lives with Couples Court.
01:14This is your opportunity to make a case for your relationship or against any of your shipmates
01:22to secure a spot in the final leg of this voyage. I am a little scared, but at the same
01:29time,
01:30Cry and I are very strong. I think that we have something good going, and I think everyone knows
01:35that. You can vote however you see fit. For genuine or friendship couples, your scheming strategy is up to
01:44you. Remember, four couples will be going overboard tonight. Obviously, my mind's racing on what I'm
01:53going to say to everyone. I already know I'm going to be fighting an uphill battle this whole time. And
01:57not
01:57because Sophia and I aren't a strong couple, but because I think we have a target on our backs for
02:02coming in
02:03later. Grab a seat around the table.
02:09I know everyone's weaknesses. David and Val formed on betrayal. Christine and Jake, he is not serious.
02:19Lexi and James are strong, but have also just been complacent for a while, too. Since there's only five
02:27couples that are able to stay, I want to make sure we all really establish each of our dynamics so
02:31that
02:31we make the right decision. So I have to plead my case as a couple, and Bradley and I, we
02:38have been
02:38established for officially five minutes. So I'm screwed. I feel so grateful for this experience. I came
02:50here with an open heart, and I didn't meet my person. Brad, it's been so nice getting to know you,
02:56but I'm ready to go. I love you guys so much. I feel like you have to know when it's
03:12time to gracefully
03:13bow out, and this is my time. You were never going to see Miss Thing on the plank. It just
03:19never was
03:19going to happen, so. Name a couple that's been here together longer than James and I.
03:28Obviously, I followed him to the bottom. We've been there together every day since, and that's how
03:32you know what we have is real. I don't think that time spent on this boat is indicative of strength
03:37of a relationship. So if it is the reason that I wanted to get back on the boat. You guys
03:44have had
03:45plenty of time here to connect with each other. Yeah, we've had a time to build a strong connection.
03:49Yeah, legitimate connection. I don't think that time and connection is required. Okay.
03:54Gee, I know you're younger than Tim, 23, he's 30. Are you ready for a serious relationship?
03:59Um, I think that everyone can see that me and Tim's connection is so undeniable, and we definitely
04:07want to continue our relationship after this journey. Keith and Delaney, I'm just curious to
04:12hear from your standpoints if it's more romantically inclined or friendship. Starting out, I didn't know
04:18where it was going to go, and that's what I told him too. I was like, we are very different,
04:20but he has
04:22the qualities as someone that I really want to be with. To my knowledge, I don't think there's been any
04:25kind of like physical aspect at all. So we also kissed for the first time last night.
04:31And it was nice. I think Keith has really strong feelings for Delaney. I don't think Delaney has
04:41strong feelings for Keith. As a woman, you show what you're really into based off of like your
04:47physical touch. I don't think Delaney's into it. I don't think it's going to work. This is another one,
04:52but I think you two, you have a very sexual, high physical relationship, which is awesome. But
04:58what is it besides that? I have a lot of like past shit that I'll always have. I did tell
05:07him like,
05:07if this isn't like something real, like I don't want to like play the game. I can't fake emotion. And
05:11I believe truly that like you like me. And I have never had somebody like make me feel
05:17like that wanted and like that, like pretty. And like, so with a guy like Jake, who's just trying
05:24to have a good time, doesn't really understand the gravity of a relationship. I don't see anything
05:29in the future for them. Across the board, weak. Andrew and I, we have been in a partnership from
05:37the start. We have protected one another. We have been honest with one another. And I think because of
05:43that, we have a relationship that beats out a lot of you guys, honestly. I think that you do have
05:49a friendship that's okay, but it's not a relationship. Your entire experience has been
05:53you guys helping each other get with other people here. We have a very strong relationship. Whatever
05:58you want to define it as, that's how I'm defining it as. You're entitled to your opinion. You're right.
06:05I think our connection has kind of gone through the most realistic real world troubles that prove
06:14that we do have a strong connection and that off this boat, we would actually be able to make it.
06:21I get a little nervous because I like genuinely really do like him. And that feeling scares me a
06:27little bit. I will just say this. I think you should be scared to a degree. You're not a trustworthy
06:31person, David. And how are you going to establish a healthy, honest, trustworthy relationship with
06:39Val outside of this if you can't even process your own emotions throughout this journey with Lo?
06:44I did have real feelings for her. I do have real feelings for Val. I've learned a lot about myself,
06:48how I handle things, some of the ways that I could have done it better. And
06:52we've already had those conversations and I plan to do it better this time. I think something else to
06:58bring up is that cry, I love you, but I just don't, I don't see that working out. Wait, what?
07:05You know, it's maybe less on you, maybe more on you, Lila. What are you trying to do here right
07:11now?
07:11Hold on. I just don't believe your feelings for him. And when I watch you guys interact,
07:15it just looks fake to me. It's bold of you to say that you think I'm being fake when everything
07:20that's
07:20happened with you is nothing but fake. Bruh, that is a stretch. And I just think you deserve better.
07:26I'm sorry, Dave. Fuck you. No, chill, chill, chill, chill. It's a joke.
07:31Just because David is salty about me being blunt and honest with him. Be a fucking man. Pussy.
07:40I am genuinely interested in cry. So it's really crazy to me that David is saying that. She has been
07:47the
07:47most genuine, authentic person. And I have never had a doubt. I mean, David, you're calling Lila fake.
07:52It's pretty ironic coming from you. Obviously, this is a bunch of bullshit and he's reaching for
07:56anything at this moment. When it comes to our friendship, I lost a lot of respect for David.
08:01I've tried to give him grace and be there for him, even after all that shit he did.
08:05Low aside, I know this is about her, but like, I'm not here to make you feel worse about shit,
08:10but if you just want someone to fucking vent to, appreciate that though. That's some
08:13bullshit. I mean, I don't know how he can say that given all the shit that he's just done.
08:18It's like, let's be so for real here.
08:25Okay. You've all had time to plead your case. So now it's time to vote. You will vote for the
08:34five
08:34couples that you want to stay in the competition. The four couples with the least amount of votes
08:42will be going overboard. Alrighty.
08:50I'll see you tonight on the planks. I'm very nervous right now because it could be a strategy
08:55thing. Obviously you would want to eliminate the strongest couple and we are the strongest couple.
08:59And we've been through so much. It's just like, I would not want to see it end that way.
09:02Another plank, another day.
09:05The seas are hungry for sperm whales and water shoes and the planks are unpredictable. No more
09:13talking. It's time to vote. So here it is. Moment of truth. We voted off the people with the strongest
09:21bond. Flexi and James, we won't cry. I'm voting for David and Val to go overboard because their entire
09:29relationship is based off of deceit and lies. I'm voting for crying Lila to go because the boat
09:39is going to be a much better place with Lila gone.
09:50All free vacations must come to an end. And for our remaining eight couples, the chakra is fresh
09:57out of continental breakfast. And would you look at that. It's time for the daily mixer held on the
10:05planks. Welcome to the most insane plague ceremony of your lives.
10:15There's only room for five couples to move forward and your shipmates have voted. Tonight,
10:23we will find out who is safe and who is going overboard.
10:32How's your assholes? Are they clenched?
10:36But first, there is one single among us. Sade left, which leaves Bradley alone.
10:43Unfortunately, Bradley, it's time to walk the plank.
10:47Bye, Bradley. I love you.
10:49I'm getting thrown off the boat. So I'm going out with a fucking splash.
10:53I know you guys want to hear my role. So I'll share a couple with you guys.
11:00Bye, Brad.
11:08Holy shit.
11:10Okay. I will be calling each couple to stand on the plank today, where you find out whether you
11:19will go back to the top side or overboard. Tim and Gia, please step up to the planks.
11:28Love you guys.
11:29Love you.
11:30Love you guys.
11:30I know that me and Tim are such a strong couple. I feel like every day we spend time together,
11:34we're becoming more and more connected. But people have strategies in this situation. So there is a
11:40chance that we may be going overboard.
11:45Tim, Gia, your shipmates have voted.
11:51You are going.
11:58Back to the top side.
12:02You are safe. Congratulations, Matt. You can kiss.
12:08So I'm really happy that we met.
12:10Me too.
12:11The fact that we live five minutes from each other.
12:13It was meant to be.
12:13We're meant to be.
12:14Sorry, we're meant to be.
12:18Sophia and Rhys.
12:20Rhys and I didn't get a chance like the rest of them to shoot our shot, but I'm like, you
12:25know,
12:25let go, let God.
12:27Your shipmates have voted. You are going.
12:37Let's go overboard.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:46Holy dude.
12:49Oh, my God.
12:52Lexi and James, your time has come.
12:55What me and Lexi have is amazing.
12:57We've been there since day one for each other and we're the strongest couple.
13:01I'm very nervous because I don't know if these people voted me off.
13:04Like, I don't know if they were playing strategy or they're playing gender connections and like
13:08keeping strong couples.
13:10Oh, fuck.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:12Your shipmates have voted.
13:14You are going.
13:18I don't like this at all.
13:20I don't like this at all.
13:23Let's go.
13:26To the top side.
13:29Yay.
13:30Congratulations.
13:34Delaney and Keith, please step up to the planks.
13:53I do think me and Keith are a strong couple.
13:55I think it's just different than what everybody else has done.
13:57Me and Keith have ultimately moved at our own pace and been completely authentic to ourselves.
14:01And I'm really proud of us for that.
14:03But I have no idea how this vote's going to go.
14:06Delaney and Keith, your shipmates have voted.
14:11You are going.
14:19Back to the top side.
14:22Congratulations.
14:27Anna and Andrew, come down to the planks.
14:32Oh, Keith is here.
14:33No way.
14:33Keith?
14:34Yeah.
14:34Told you.
14:35I went.
14:35No way.
14:37I didn't think so, to be honest.
14:39Okay, guys.
14:39Let's be really excited.
14:41Keith!
14:43Keith!
14:44Keith!
14:45Keith!
14:46Keith!
14:46Keith!
14:46Hey, baby!
14:51There are still four couples to walk the plank, with only two available rooms remaining on the top side.
15:01I learned to love Andrew, and that love is so strong.
15:05It is a friend thing, but I care about her, she cares about me.
15:09Anytime I need comfort, he's there.
15:11I truly feel very at ease in his company.
15:15Anna and Andrew, your shipmates have voted.
15:20I feel like I'm falling.
15:25You are going.
15:27I feel like I'm falling short.
15:33Overboard.
15:36I feel like I'm falling short.
15:36Supernova in my soul, burning bright.
15:41That drop is so scary.
15:43That drop is so scary.
15:44Christine and Jake, please come down to the planks.
15:47Bye, guys.
15:50Things have obviously changed since Jake and I first met, and he takes really good care of me.
15:56I trust him with my whole heart, and I really think that things are going to progress far past this
16:01vote.
16:05Christine and Jake, your shipmates have voted.
16:10You are going to the top side.
16:23Congratulations to stay.
16:24Happy birthday, you did it!
16:35We're down to our last two couples.
16:39One couple will be staying, and one couple will be going overboard.
16:45I'm saying my prayers right now for my girl.
16:48Unfortunately, I think what David did was, like, kind of just irreversible.
16:52Drill himself into a bigger, bigger hole.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Unfortunately.
16:57Before I know it, it's just me and Karai and Val and David left.
17:01Up next is Leela and Karai.
17:05I am terrified, but I'm not concerned because I think that everybody sees that Karai and I's relationship is real.
17:13I see us, you know, growing strong together in the future.
17:16We are perfect for each other.
17:22I know for sure that we're a stronger couple than David and Val.
17:25We've shown that and proven that, and we've been together for way longer than they have.
17:30But you don't know what strategy people are pulling, so you never know.
17:34I hope that my shipmates made the right decision.
17:37When your fate is in the hands of others, you really lay back every interaction you've had
17:43with all the other people on this boat.
17:45I think I've made a lot of really tough, polarizing decision throughout my time here,
17:50and I wouldn't be surprised if this was the time that they chose to yank that carpet out from underneath
17:57me.
17:57I see you on the outside.
17:59Karai and Leela, your shipmates have voted.
18:03I see you on the outside.
18:21Karai and I are last against David and Val.
18:28It's making me feel very confused just because I know for a fact that Karai and I have a very
18:34strong relationship, especially when compared to David and Val.
18:39You are going overboard.
18:51It's my time.
18:56It's my time.
19:07I think it really speaks volumes that a majority of my shipmates voted for us to stay.
19:11David and I have gone through so much to get to this point.
19:14Wow.
19:15So it can really only go up from here.
19:18Congratulations, you survived the planks.
19:20Please go join the other couples on the top deck.
19:24Thank you, Gabby.
19:25Happy for you.
19:28I'm surprised because with the whole thing with Lo, I was worried people didn't see, you know,
19:33me anymore, but maybe they're also able to see, you know, my learning journey and how I'm changing.
19:39I want to see Karai and Leela walk up here.
19:41Me too.
19:42I better see them, bro, honestly.
19:43I know it's going to be them.
19:44Who's splitting the last glasses of champagne?
19:46Here they come.
19:46Who is it?
19:47I'm for sure.
19:48Who is it?
19:49Let's go!
19:54Let's go!
19:58We love you!
20:01How the fuck do Dwayne and keep Jake and Crystal and fucking David and Val out fucking doing that?
20:06Kawhi and Leela.
20:07Is everyone okay?
20:10Hi, Gabby.
20:11Hi!
20:12Congratulations!
20:15Yay!
20:16So you survived the blanks and as the top five couples, I have a treat for you all.
20:23Tomorrow, you're finally getting off this yacht.
20:27Each couple will explore Malta courtesy of Chime for a full day and night of freedom and fun.
20:39Yay!
20:41But these dates aren't a vacation.
20:45They're a chance to really explore your relationship on a deeper level.
20:51And if your love language is spending someone else's money, this is your time to show!
20:57Yay!
20:58Yay!
21:00Yay!
21:00I'm really excited to finally have like real privacy and like a real place to just connect and use this
21:07time to figure out like who we are to each other.
21:09Because I don't know if Jake is faking anything for the camera.
21:14I'm so hyped for that, bro.
21:16Spending the night off the yacht.
21:18With Lexi is going to be amazing.
21:20All the nights sleeping in the bunk beds.
21:22I feel like we deserve a new sleeping arrangement that changes everything.
21:26I'm so happy for everyone here.
21:31I'm so happy for everyone here.
21:36I don't know if I'm more excited for our five couples to explore Malta or to enjoy my fortress
21:44of solitude with head chef Dimitris Braun Linguini.
21:50We're in Valetta.
21:52This is gonna be a fun day.
21:53I feel like I want to look almost behind every single door.
21:58Like, what is this?
21:59What is that?
22:01Ooh!
22:02A train!
22:03You got a train!
22:04Man, should we hop on the train right now?
22:05Get on.
22:06Just jump in.
22:10Yay!
22:12How's it going?
22:13I've dated a lot of people that aren't compatible with me.
22:17I don't want to do that anymore.
22:19And I've actually never been with a guy like Keef before.
22:24He makes me feel safe.
22:25He makes me feel very protected.
22:27He's kind.
22:28He's genuine.
22:29And he's a gentleman.
22:30This is beautiful.
22:33What's been your favorite view in Malta so far?
22:35You.
22:36Good answer.
22:37I like that one.
22:38I've never done anything like this before.
22:40Have you?
22:42Like this?
22:43In a boat like this?
22:44It's definitely not.
22:46Do you want your wife to be a stay-at-home wife or do you want her to work?
22:49I want my kids to be raised by their mom.
22:51Daycare is great, but I don't want somebody else raising my kid.
22:54How about you?
22:56I think that I love to work.
22:59It is my passion.
23:01So for me, like working is fun and I take a lot of pride in it.
23:05And I kind of like have built my identity around it, to be honest.
23:08So, you know, it's 2025.
23:09If the mother's a breadwinner and the dad like it's better with the kids, like why not?
23:13I'm a pretty traditional guy.
23:14You know, I know it's 2025, but I'll do my roles as a man and I want her to do
23:19her role as a woman.
23:20Right.
23:22I want her to have a simple life, taking care of my children.
23:26Yeah, you're a simple man.
23:28Very simple man.
23:32Well, that was quite an open and progressive conversation.
23:36Hopefully, our other couples are being cute on the island of Malta.
23:41Cue our very sweet date montage.
23:45Oh my gosh.
23:48Hi.
23:50Wow.
23:52I'd like to see you in one of those dresses.
23:55In herbs and spice shop.
23:57I love herbs and spice.
23:59Come.
24:00Well, what are we choosing to now?
24:02We're choosing to a gorgeous day.
24:06I would choose to just kind of being a once in a lifetime experience and getting to spend it with
24:12you.
24:13Babe, do we love?
24:15Oh yeah, that's going for sure.
24:18I might just get one of these too.
24:20Stop.
24:21I want the flag.
24:22Have you guys ever tried having your tea leaves red?
24:25Tea leaves?
24:26Yeah?
24:27No?
24:27No, that's something a little special that we do here.
24:29Ooh.
24:29I feel like more than anybody else, we have the potential to build something strong outside of here.
24:36Yeah, I agree.
24:38Yeah?
24:39Yeah.
24:40As I look into these leaves, I can see a journey of love and signs of laughter and joyous moments.
24:46Keep going how you're going.
24:47There will be kids at the same time maybe.
24:51At the same time?
24:52Twins?
24:55I'm kind of hard to read sometimes, but I feel like you read me pretty well.
24:59Like you'll just look at me and like you'll like, you just know.
25:02And I really like that.
25:03And that like makes me feel like, I don't know, like I feel like I can really trust you.
25:07Good.
25:07I hope you feel seen and, you know, heard.
25:10Yeah.
25:11I'm cool.
25:11I'm cool.
25:12I'm cool, baby.
25:17Cheers.
25:21It's probably fun.
25:22I'm having a blast.
25:23You're the only reason I'm still here.
25:24I would A.
25:26Us making it this far just reassured me that like, I knew you were my person since day one.
25:30I didn't know how I was going to do it, but I was like, that's mine.
25:32Yeah.
25:33I feel like every conversation we have just reiterates that we do want to be together.
25:38And we lean on each other a lot.
25:40And that makes me love him more.
25:42Love's a crazy word.
25:44Cut that.
25:45I love things about him, but we're going to have to figure out if we really do,
25:49you know, love each other.
25:50Until he says it, I'll never say it.
25:52Cheers to every day getting better and better.
25:55It really does.
25:56Yeah.
26:01So like, what are your fears as far as like being in this relationship?
26:06Um, I've been in a lot of like, not so healthy relationships in the past.
26:12And I've been cheated on in almost every single relationship that I have been in.
26:17Unfortunately, I would come back because I thought that's like kind of like what I deserved.
26:21And, uh, what I learned is like, it's not something that I'll ever deal with again.
26:24No.
26:25And, uh,
26:26As you shouldn't, you deserve better.
26:27Yeah.
26:28And I want to be able to provide that for you.
26:30You're literally so perfect to me.
26:32It's crazy how I've known you for less than a week.
26:35And I feel like I'm already falling for you.
26:37And I've enjoyed every second I've gotten to spend with you.
26:39And I can't wait to enjoy plenty more.
26:41I think Christine's been through a lot in her life.
26:43And so I'm super glad that I could reassure her that I don't want to be able to let her
26:48have
26:48those fears anymore.
26:49I want to be there for her, no matter what, through all the thick and all the thin.
26:53What were those fears?
26:57Uh, what were they?
27:16You excited?
27:18A hotel room with you, baby?
27:20You excited?
27:21Yeah.
27:23It's been a day of flirting and innocence for our final couples, for once.
27:27But tonight, with a private hotel room off the yacht, literally anything can happen,
27:34especially with top shelf champagne.
27:36No wonder where mine went.
27:38Oh, my God.
27:40Cheers.
27:44Today was incredible.
27:46And I've been, like, reserving saying this for a while.
27:50I think I'm definitely, like, I'm starting to fall in love with you.
27:54I agree.
27:55You know?
27:55I feel like the same way.
27:57Yeah.
28:00Feels good to finally just be able to say it.
28:03And her saying that she's falling for me, too, just was so reassuring to me.
28:07It made me feel complete.
28:08Like the way it's gonna be, I love the way you love my body.
28:13I love the way you have my body.
28:16I love the way you have my body.
28:17Start with your feet together.
28:19Over.
28:21Like that.
28:22Come back this way.
28:23Wait, that's a square dance.
28:24No, it's not.
28:25This way, this way.
28:27This way.
28:28So this is what you do naked in your kitchen while you're cooking?
28:31Sometimes.
28:32I love that.
28:35Like, I was really happy today.
28:37In, like, a way I haven't fallen in a really long time.
28:40I can't wake up every day without you by my side.
28:43Everything is true that I felt from day one.
28:45It's like, I am in love with you and mine.
28:49You're in love with me?
28:52You're everything I need, honestly.
28:57I'm in love with you, too.
29:07I'm in love with Lexi!
29:10Uh, it feels amazing.
29:12Lexi telling me that she's also loving me just, like, solidifies, like,
29:17everything we've done was right.
29:19And it kind of makes us stronger as a team.
29:21And we're ready to take on whatever comes our way.
29:24Wow.
29:25So happy to see the shipmates sharing I love yous after three seconds.
29:30What are you, lesbians?
29:32But are they sharing those three words with the right people?
29:35Or all in vain?
29:52Jack.
29:54Let me check on the door real quick.
29:56Am I answering this?
29:59I'll be right back.
30:00I'll dribble together or whatever.
30:15I'll be right back.
30:25I'll be right back.
30:27Fucking fucking going on hi. Hello. Hi. How are you? What?
30:42No way. Shut the fuck up. Wait, this is a lie. This is so true.
31:01Gia, you're giving my eyes allergies and you have such a beautiful cry. It's that time
31:07in the season when best friends and family of the shipmates are brought in to harshly
31:11judge their beloved partners and express their support or express their dissent.
31:17No fucking way. Okay, come sit. Come sit with us. Come sit. Hi. Hi. Yeah, say hi.
31:22Leilani, nice to meet you. Leilani, this is my best fucking friend in the whole white world.
31:26I know that she'll ask all the hard questions, see if James is really in love with me. And
31:32if Leilani says no, I'm leaving here with her. Wait, okay. So I want to know, like, what's
31:39the deal? How did everything start? Like, what's your story? He was the guy that, like, yelled
31:42I'm horny the first day. Immediately. Right? Yes. I know. So much better. I'm like, show me
31:50the other guy that happens. I can pick another one for you. Are we relationship? Are we figuring
31:58things out? Love each other? Okay. So we just expressed that probably like five minutes ago
32:06before you walked in. So that's how we're feeling right now. Okay. My point of view,
32:14you've only known her a couple weeks. Do you really love her to her core to continue this
32:19after? Leilani is grilling me. I'm starting to feel a little pressure. I'm like, does she
32:24hate me? Or like, am I answering the questions wrong? I know I love her. And not only because
32:36she's been there for me, but when we argue or fight, she actually like speaks her piece
32:40and be like, look, this is what I didn't like. And I'm like, oh, I like that because someone
32:44calling me out on my shit is like not normal to me, but I'm like, oh, okay. Coming here
32:50and meeting Christine was the best thing I ever had. And I think she's the most beautiful
32:54girl ever from the outside and inside. You know, I genuinely mean that. She's got the prettiest
33:00little smile too. It's not even about that. It's just like, even just the way she looks
33:04at me. And I'm just like, wow, like she has it all. Do you always talk like this? Do I
33:08always?
33:09Do I always talk like this? How? Just very like smooth, very suave. I've said it too. I've said
33:18to say so. Yeah. I want to hear all about your journey so far. Me and Val kind of on
33:24our date
33:24hit the ground running and it came down to me making a big decision on, you know, sticking
33:33with who I'd been with versus going with, you know, my gut. And he had me on a plank for
33:3945 minutes. Yeah. Um, uh, was it because you were struggling to decide or? Um, let's see.
33:53This is what I needed. Please helps me with the tough questions that I can't do. Cause you
33:58know, I suck at emotion. So, um, you know, I could tell that the other person might've
34:09been unaware that I was going to pick Val. Yeah. So I wanted to give them time to realize
34:15like my, my head is turned. I'm a little bit nervous. Cause I know how she feels about
34:28him. Like he's everything to her. And I just told her, I love her. I literally just told
34:33her I love her. But if I don't impress Louie, like this whole thing could just crumble.
34:38So, okay, Tim, what prompted you to feel like you needed to come to Malta to find love?
34:45Initially I was like, Oh, I'm single, like hot girls on a boat. And then I had one conversation
34:51with your sister and that was it. I had some serious relationships, but I had like a past
34:58where I was doing my own thing and whatever you want to categorize that as like, that's
35:03great. But I'm, you know, I met her and it's, I'm, I'm ready to fucking grow up, man.
35:09Okay. So tell me what was the longest relationship you've had prior to, yeah, just period.
35:14My, my longest relationship was four and a half years.
35:17Oh, and when did that end? If you don't mind me asking?
35:19That ended like end of 2018.
35:23Okay. Yeah.
35:24Where do you see yourself with Chia?
35:26Yeah. I mean, I see myself with her long-term.
35:29Like in years or in days?
35:31No, years.
35:32Okay.
35:32A hundred percent.
35:32Okay.
35:33Yeah.
35:34I'm just wondering if you haven't really been in a long-term relationship in quite a number
35:38of years, are you ready for the day-to-day of Chia versus the yacht Chia with a glass of
35:42champagne in her hand?
35:45So what was your most recent relationship?
35:48Would love to just hear a little bit more about that.
35:50A year and a half to two years.
35:52Um, and we ultimately separated because of trust issues.
35:57Um, I've reacted very spitefully and, you know, um, essentially stepped out.
36:09So infidelity took place or?
36:13Yeah.
36:14That is kind of what I meant.
36:15Cause the thing with Val is like, she's genuine to her core and loyal.
36:20So I just want to make sure that she's taken care of.
36:23And if someone's fully committed to her all the way, it's like all the way.
36:27Yeah.
36:29Yeah.
36:30Manuela is somebody who can sniff bullshit a mile away.
36:35And so I just feel like I had to, you know, be honest.
36:39I hope regardless of what I did, it more mattered that I told the truth.
36:48Cheers.
36:49Just yes.
36:50Cheers.
36:51This is crazy.
36:53My friend Olivia is my ride or die.
36:56I've known her since I was in first grade.
36:58She knows me like the back of her hand and I really value her opinion.
37:03I think sometimes I get really caught up in the moment.
37:05And every single time Olivia always calls me out.
37:08Cause she knows me sometimes better than I know myself.
37:11I have to know how you guys met each other, how you picked each other.
37:15We just like hit it off.
37:17He is from Nebraska.
37:18He's kind of like a country boy.
37:20And he kind of just like reminded me of indie vibes, you know?
37:25Okay.
37:26He, um, is 23.
37:29Okay.
37:30Okay.
37:30So he's a little bit younger.
37:31That's newer for me.
37:32He is a police officer.
37:34He's like lived in Nebraska his whole life.
37:36The town he lives in has like 200 people.
37:39So what do you think about LA?
37:40Oh my goodness.
37:41Yeah.
37:41It's crazy.
37:42He's a pretty traditional guy.
37:43Like he doesn't drink.
37:44Okay.
37:45Yeah.
37:45Is that like police officer vibes or?
37:47No, I just, I don't like it.
37:49Do you go to church?
37:50Is that something that you, okay.
37:52Would you expect Delaney to go to church with you?
37:54It's a discussion for a later time.
37:56Okay.
37:57So what do you see in Delaney?
37:59You're pretty.
38:01You've been amazing so far.
38:03Uh, she's not very funny, but sometimes.
38:06Oh my gosh.
38:07I'm just kidding.
38:09I'm learning new things.
38:10Um, she's beautiful.
38:12And I just see a future together with you now.
38:14I'm just having a hard time because you don't look like Delaney's type.
38:20Police officer, that kind of, the Nebraska, that scares me.
38:24And I just have a hard time believing that somebody who's 23
38:29is actually ready to like settle down with someone.
38:34Well, Olivia, she was very opinionated.
38:37It's bothering me a little bit because she has a big influence on Delaney.
38:40She made some comments I strongly disagree with.
38:43This is between me and Delaney.
38:45Our opinions are the only ones that matter right now.
38:47I feel like it's something I'm going to have to talk to her about.
38:59Before we head back to Our Lady of the Chakra, it's time to goss, which is my favorite activity,
39:06to really figure out if these relationships will sink right here in Malta or square dance back to Nebraska.
39:14What do you think of Keith?
39:16Honest.
39:17He's not your type.
39:19Nothing against police officers, nothing against any of that.
39:21I just don't know if your lifestyle is mesh.
39:24Like, would he be okay if you just like went to Vegas for work or like doing shoots and bikinis
39:30and stuff like that because it's work related?
39:32I think he's very traditional and he does have that like protector quality to him where he, you know, has
39:38younger sisters.
39:39So, I don't know.
39:41You like to party.
39:42You like to go out.
39:42You like to have a good time.
39:44And like what I foresee happening is like him putting you into a freaking shell.
39:48You're not a fan.
39:49I know that you would accept him.
39:51I'm worried about him fully accepting you.
39:55I think my one concern with him is just what he explained about last night with cheating.
40:01I think it's definitely something that you should keep in the back of your brain, but I think you get,
40:06for now, my stamp of approval.
40:09I love you so much.
40:13Getting Manuela's stamp of approval does a lot for me and David's relationship because she knows how much I've struggled.
40:19And for her to say, okay, like I'm comfortable with this.
40:21I think you should lean into this, speaks volumes to me.
40:24Like the shripper wall that I was holding onto just like completely fell at that point.
40:28Okay.
40:29So what do you think?
40:30What are your red flags?
40:31I guess, listen, you've known each other for days.
40:33As he expressed, listen, I'm obsessed and like, I just want to get to know you.
40:37He told me he was falling in love with me.
40:43Was he drinking champagne?
40:44No.
40:45Oh, okay.
40:46My thing is, I'm like, go big or go home.
40:48If I'm obsessed, I'm like, you are my husband.
40:51Let's fucking run the whole nine yards.
40:53And you know that.
40:54But it's if you are that person.
40:56I don't know if he's that person.
40:58And I'm not getting the vibe that you know.
41:02I think Louis likes him as a person.
41:05I think he sees the chemistry there, but I think he's skeptical.
41:08At the end of the day, Louis is a realistic thinker and he's protective of me.
41:13And I don't fault him for that.
41:14If anything, that's a reason I seek his opinion in so many situations.
41:19In two seconds, if I wasn't feeling anything on this boat.
41:22Yeah.
41:22I would jump off.
41:24You know this.
41:25Yeah.
41:25The fact that I've stayed here this long, I think tells you enough about how I'm serious about the situation.
41:31Because if I'm not into it, I'm gonna get the fuck out.
41:34Mm-hmm.
41:35And this is not the case.
41:36I'm happy and I'm parked.
41:38You know what?
41:38I do think it is beautiful that he does love you.
41:42And he seems like a great guy.
41:43And he should love me, right?
41:45Duh, bitch.
41:46Me?
41:46Imagine if he didn't.
41:50I think you should lean into it if you like him a lot.
41:52And you clearly do.
41:53But just because I said it out loud that I want this to work, doesn't mean that it's meant to.
41:58You know damn well I will run to you if I need anything.
42:01Yeah.
42:01And you will be there for me to catch you.
42:03Always, babe.
42:03Always gotta catch you.
42:04I love you.
42:05Bam!
42:11How are you feeling about it?
42:15Be honest.
42:16It feels really genuine.
42:17Like, every single moment that he was talking about you and your relationship, he was smiling.
42:24Yeah.
42:24That was the biggest great flag.
42:26He never talked about you with some sort of arrogance.
42:28Like, yeah, I got the hottest girl here.
42:31Yeah.
42:31You know, like, he talked about you in the sense that it made me feel like, okay.
42:38Leilani's stamp of approval means the world to me.
42:41I know that I am leaving this boat with this man.
42:44I'm so glad you got to meet him.
42:45So, cheers.
42:46I love you, baby.
42:47I hope he makes me happy and if he doesn't, I'll kill him.
42:50Mm-hmm.
42:53Isn't he cute?
42:54Better than...
42:54A little smooth.
42:56A little smooth.
42:57You should see him, like, shirtless.
42:59Like, shit's crazy.
43:01Are we...
43:02...digmatized?
43:04Are we...
43:05That's such a good word.
43:06Um, I don't think so.
43:08Mm-hmm.
43:09Let's take those rose-colored glasses off for a hot second here.
43:13I'm not gonna say that I don't like him.
43:17I'm gonna say that I need to see more.
43:21Yeah.
43:22Because he does seem like a smooth talker.
43:24Yeah.
43:25But, like, how long can you smooth talk for?
43:28I've definitely fallen for smooth talkers.
43:30I am easily manipulated because I am highly emotional.
43:34And when I like somebody, I don't see any red flags.
43:38So, um, I'm a little worried about that.
43:46So much.
43:47My friends are all in who you share them with.
43:53The Everpithia Maya describes Christina's mind in just one word.
43:58And the rest of the friends and family accurately judge the male suitors, in my humble opinion.
44:03But now it's time for these lovebirds to talk about their futures before heading back to the yacht for their
44:09final challenge.
44:11I can't wait to have more memories with you.
44:13Aww.
44:14Aww.
44:15If you're lucky.
44:16Yeah, no.
44:17Respect me, of course.
44:19All right, I love you so much.
44:22Oh, my God.
44:23Let's be honest.
44:24I will.
44:24Safe travels.
44:25I love you.
44:26Talking to my friend, Olivia, made me realize these concerns that I'm having, that I have had, my friend sees
44:32right off the bat.
44:33I think that there are some more things that Keefe and I have to talk about and get on the
44:37same page about.
44:41So, that's Olivia.
44:42She has a very big personality.
44:44She's, like, very cutthroat, brutally honest about things, you know?
44:48Uh-huh.
44:49She brought up some good points, though.
44:50Like, I'm a model.
44:52Sometimes, you know, I shoot in bikinis.
44:55Sometimes I have to travel for work.
44:56Sometimes I, you know, get invited to big events and parties and things like that.
45:02Like, are you actually okay with those things?
45:05Like, if you're going to be with me in a relationship, there's obviously some things you just, you shouldn't do.
45:10I'm a cop, right?
45:12Everything you do is going to reflect me.
45:13You have to be held to the same higher standard that I am.
45:16Like, if you get caught with, like, let's say, a drug, right?
45:20I'm not doing drugs.
45:21But it's just an example.
45:23Or, like, let's say you get a DUI, right?
45:25Definitely not.
45:25I'm not saying you ever would.
45:26It's just an example.
45:27I don't like this example right now.
45:29Like, I don't think that this should be...
45:30What would you be careful with me using?
45:32Weed?
45:32I live in Cali, so I wouldn't get in trouble for weed.
45:34That's not true.
45:35You can't just drive and smoke weed.
45:37Did I say I drive and smoke weed?
45:39I didn't say...
45:39Never mind.
45:40Never mind.
45:41I'm trying to put this in your terms.
45:42I'm not loving your tone.
45:43I'm not going to lie.
45:45Okay.
45:46All right.
45:47I'm a very open-minded person.
45:49I feel that, like, I'm very accepting of who you are.
45:52But I want to make sure that you're also accepting of me.
45:55And I never want to be with someone that wants to change me.
45:59And I don't want us to, like, brush over these things.
46:03And then in the future, you actually end up having a problem with, like, just who I am.
46:07I still really like Keith.
46:09And I trust what he says.
46:11But at the same time, I have noticed our differences from the very start.
46:14But I've accepted Keith for who he is.
46:16And I would hope that he can do the same for me.
46:18And I'm not sure that he can.
46:29Next time on the season finale of Love Overboard, our messy masturbators return to the chakra.
46:38And the winning couple is crowned.
46:40But not before their fellow friends and trusted shipmates air out all of their dirty laundry.
46:46Nothing's private here.
46:47I will have sex when I am ready to have sex.
46:49I don't think I home-wrecked anything.
46:51You don't want to speak on that?
46:52I'm not going to share that.
46:53Are you going to wait 45 minutes to tell me?
46:55I just might.
46:55Little blows here.
46:57Once a cheater, always a cheater.
46:58Fuck that question.
46:59You fucked Lauren and then dumped her in the water.
47:01Ugh.
47:02Fuck this.
47:04Only one couple will sail off into the sunset.
47:08This will be the most dramatic finale of Love Overboard since, well, ever.
47:15Welcome to the final Blake ceremony, everyone.
47:19Oh no!
47:21Oh no!
47:22Oh no!
47:22Oh no!
47:36Oh no!
47:52All right!
47:53Itções to the last day!
47:53Bye.
47:53Bye.
47:59Bye.
48:03You
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